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#1206 - Hitler's Austrian citizenship was terminated 6 years after the… 05/08/2012 on Sex -1
#1200 - The fact that he wasn't German is my point. Plus, I don't get … 05/08/2012 on Sex -1
#1169 - Which was an even ******** time for German people… 05/08/2012 on Sex 0
#1160 - Hitler wasn't even German, you dumb **** . He was …  [+] (12 new replies) 05/08/2012 on Sex 0
User avatar #1191 - jokeface (05/08/2012) [-]
i know. so is Arnold Schwarzenegger but we let him represent California.
User avatar #1248 - ThatFuckingGuy (05/08/2012) [-]
He fucked shit up, but not as bad as Hitler did.
#1181 - Womens Study Major (05/08/2012) [-]
There is no austrian ethnicity, atleast there was none at Hitler's time.
I'm an austrian german, and I know that the whole "Austrian Identity" thing only commenced after WW2, when Austria suddenly claimed to be victims of the German reich, despite the fact that 99% of austrians voted for the annexation to the german reich.

You should go to wikipedia and read about the austrian identity, or about the Opferthese (german for victim theory). otherwise you will end up sounding like a retard.
User avatar #1215 - Sirdorova (05/08/2012) [-]
I was referring you Hitler's Austrian citizenship, not ethnicity. I know there wasn't any at the time.
#1258 - Womens Study Major (05/08/2012) [-]
Eine Staatsbürgerschaft bedeutet nichts, die Ethnizität entscheidet.
Willst du mir etwa sagen dass ein Ausländer in Deutschland/Österreich sofort ein Deutscher/Österreicher wird nur weil er die Staatsbürgerschaft besitzt?

Österreicher und Deutsche sprechen die selbe Sprache, besitzen die selbe Vorfahren (außer wenn jemand von beiden mit einer Person einer anderen Nationalität verkehrte.)
Die Österreichische Kultur ist genauso deutsch.
User avatar #1284 - Sirdorova (05/08/2012) [-]
Nice German. I know they share the same culture and both speak Hochdeutsch. You're not seeing my point. Hitler was representing a country that he wasn't even born in. What you've said is like saying that Americans and Canadians are the same because they share the same culture and speak the same language.
#1285 - Womens Study Major (05/08/2012) [-]
Well, It doesn't matter then whether he was german or not.
Obama is african but there's still some people who might say that he represents the USA, although I would disagree with that, but Hitler on the other hand didn't represent Germany at all. It was the germans that represent Germany, Hitler was the man that made the germans become what he would define as "being german", which was: hard working, loyal to both Hitler and Germany and anti-semitic I guess.
User avatar #1292 - Sirdorova (05/09/2012) [-]
Dude... This is what I've been trying to argue this whole time -epic facepalm-... Plus, Germans were still hard-working people before he became the Fuhrer... Everyone was forced to serve the state, that's how fascism works. He ruled them through totalitarianism, contolled media through censorship and propaganda. He was convincing Germans of being part of a master-race, the aryan myth: the Ubermensch, not that they would just be, " hard working, loyal to both Hitler and Germany and anti-semitic I guess." He didn't just force them to turn on Jews, but any undesirables like cripples, homos, gypsies, anyone who was an enemy of the state. You're talking out of your ass, I don't even believe you're from Austria either. You probably just typed that whole bullshit up in translate, it didn't even make sense in proper hochdeutsch, go see for yourself, saumensch... (have fun translating that word, Hündin).
#1298 - Womens Study Major (05/10/2012) [-]
Well, I'm ending this argument here because I have things to do.

"Hitler was representing a country that he wasn't even born in"
No, he wasn't. It was no one other than the germans themself who represent Germany.

As I said earlier, it doesn't matter where you come from, Hitler spoke german, lived by german culture and traditions and he decided to leave Austria-Hungary in WW1 to fight with the bavarian army.
How is that not fucking german to you?

and last, yes I'm somehow austrian.
I was born in Germany, my father is german but my mother is austrian and I've been to Austria several times and enjoyed their pseudo culture.
what I wrote in german makes prefect sense, you probably copied it and pasted it in Google translate and wondered why it sounded wrong.
and the fact that you used the word Saumensch and Hündin proves that you only know your german from your shitty american WW2 movies.

Have a nice day.
User avatar #1299 - Sirdorova (05/10/2012) [-]
lol I hate american war movies and america, nice try. If there's one thing we can agree on is that this argument is pointless
User avatar #1206 - Sirdorova (05/08/2012) [-]
Hitler's Austrian citizenship was terminated 6 years after the end of WW2, maybe that's what you're reading, I have no idea what you're arguing...
User avatar #1200 - Sirdorova (05/08/2012) [-]
The fact that he wasn't German is my point. Plus, I don't get my facts from Wikipedia, that's a poor source that'll leave you sounding like a retard often times. Hitler was born in the Braunau am Inn in upper Austria. He frequented the Opera house in Vienna as well. I know about the Anschluss, my Oma was forced to be an interpreter for the Schutzstaffel when she lived in Vienna.
#1156 - Ah I love oxymorons. 05/08/2012 on Sex 0
#1151 - I hope you realize that Nazi Germany was just as ******…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2012 on Sex 0
User avatar #1162 - jokeface (05/08/2012) [-]
actually i was referring specifically to the war, the majority of which took place in the 40s
User avatar #1169 - Sirdorova (05/08/2012) [-]
Which was an even shittier time for German people. It simply started back in the 30's, you've proved nothing other than my point.
#266 - LOL, the guy in the middle of the last photo is like, "OH… 05/08/2012 on Prom 0
#204 - awww hell naw  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2012 on Scumbag Star Wars Brain -2
User avatar #209 - subaqueousreach (05/08/2012) [-]
I'm a die hard star wars fan myself, but lets not trick ourselves. There were lots of stupid moments in 5 and 6 because Lucas decided to get creative. The only reason 4 made any sense was because Lucas had the original novel by C.J. Cherry in his hands and basically copied it word for word. The only changes he made were making it all about Luke becoming a Jedi instead of being about C-3PO and R2-D2 and their adventures through the galaxy, Anikan Skywalker was never Vader (and there is concept art for the original novel cover of the third book of the two of them fighting), and Luke and Leia were never siblings.
#200 - Yes, 'cause those are all clearly Jedi members. Also, never mi…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/08/2012 on Scumbag Star Wars Brain -4
User avatar #216 - Crusader (05/08/2012) [-]
Ok, so let's see, Original trilogy Jedi
Luke - Yoda - Obi-Wan - Anakin

Prequel Jedi
Mace Windu, Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, Anakin, Ki-Adi Mundi, Ayla Secura, Yoda, Kit Fisto, Agen Kolar, Saesee Tiin, Plo Koon, and Shaak Ti, and those are just the ones I remember.
If you are going to make jokes involving Jedi, then you mist as well go with the greater selection.
User avatar #217 - Crusader (05/08/2012) [-]
Plus Sidious was, at one time, a jedi padawan at least
User avatar #202 - subaqueousreach (05/08/2012) [-]
Honestly, 5 and 6 weren't that great either...
User avatar #204 - Sirdorova (05/08/2012) [-]
awww hell naw
User avatar #209 - subaqueousreach (05/08/2012) [-]
I'm a die hard star wars fan myself, but lets not trick ourselves. There were lots of stupid moments in 5 and 6 because Lucas decided to get creative. The only reason 4 made any sense was because Lucas had the original novel by C.J. Cherry in his hands and basically copied it word for word. The only changes he made were making it all about Luke becoming a Jedi instead of being about C-3PO and R2-D2 and their adventures through the galaxy, Anikan Skywalker was never Vader (and there is concept art for the original novel cover of the third book of the two of them fighting), and Luke and Leia were never siblings.
#1106 - Meanwhile, Germany's doing well enough to bail out countries a…  [+] (21 new replies) 05/08/2012 on Sex 0
User avatar #1134 - jokeface (05/08/2012) [-]
well we're certainly the freest country. and that's enough to make us the greatest. but i wanna get serious for a minute.

seriously.

that little tantrum you threw back in the 40s was uncalled for. i mean, you completely ruined that mustache style for those of us who thought it was cool.
User avatar #1160 - Sirdorova (05/08/2012) [-]
Hitler wasn't even German, you dumb fuck. He was Austrian.
User avatar #1191 - jokeface (05/08/2012) [-]
i know. so is Arnold Schwarzenegger but we let him represent California.
User avatar #1248 - ThatFuckingGuy (05/08/2012) [-]
He fucked shit up, but not as bad as Hitler did.
#1181 - Womens Study Major (05/08/2012) [-]
There is no austrian ethnicity, atleast there was none at Hitler's time.
I'm an austrian german, and I know that the whole "Austrian Identity" thing only commenced after WW2, when Austria suddenly claimed to be victims of the German reich, despite the fact that 99% of austrians voted for the annexation to the german reich.

You should go to wikipedia and read about the austrian identity, or about the Opferthese (german for victim theory). otherwise you will end up sounding like a retard.
User avatar #1215 - Sirdorova (05/08/2012) [-]
I was referring you Hitler's Austrian citizenship, not ethnicity. I know there wasn't any at the time.
#1258 - Womens Study Major (05/08/2012) [-]
Eine Staatsbürgerschaft bedeutet nichts, die Ethnizität entscheidet.
Willst du mir etwa sagen dass ein Ausländer in Deutschland/Österreich sofort ein Deutscher/Österreicher wird nur weil er die Staatsbürgerschaft besitzt?

Österreicher und Deutsche sprechen die selbe Sprache, besitzen die selbe Vorfahren (außer wenn jemand von beiden mit einer Person einer anderen Nationalität verkehrte.)
Die Österreichische Kultur ist genauso deutsch.
User avatar #1284 - Sirdorova (05/08/2012) [-]
Nice German. I know they share the same culture and both speak Hochdeutsch. You're not seeing my point. Hitler was representing a country that he wasn't even born in. What you've said is like saying that Americans and Canadians are the same because they share the same culture and speak the same language.
#1285 - Womens Study Major (05/08/2012) [-]
Well, It doesn't matter then whether he was german or not.
Obama is african but there's still some people who might say that he represents the USA, although I would disagree with that, but Hitler on the other hand didn't represent Germany at all. It was the germans that represent Germany, Hitler was the man that made the germans become what he would define as "being german", which was: hard working, loyal to both Hitler and Germany and anti-semitic I guess.
User avatar #1292 - Sirdorova (05/09/2012) [-]
Dude... This is what I've been trying to argue this whole time -epic facepalm-... Plus, Germans were still hard-working people before he became the Fuhrer... Everyone was forced to serve the state, that's how fascism works. He ruled them through totalitarianism, contolled media through censorship and propaganda. He was convincing Germans of being part of a master-race, the aryan myth: the Ubermensch, not that they would just be, " hard working, loyal to both Hitler and Germany and anti-semitic I guess." He didn't just force them to turn on Jews, but any undesirables like cripples, homos, gypsies, anyone who was an enemy of the state. You're talking out of your ass, I don't even believe you're from Austria either. You probably just typed that whole bullshit up in translate, it didn't even make sense in proper hochdeutsch, go see for yourself, saumensch... (have fun translating that word, Hündin).
#1298 - Womens Study Major (05/10/2012) [-]
Well, I'm ending this argument here because I have things to do.

"Hitler was representing a country that he wasn't even born in"
No, he wasn't. It was no one other than the germans themself who represent Germany.

As I said earlier, it doesn't matter where you come from, Hitler spoke german, lived by german culture and traditions and he decided to leave Austria-Hungary in WW1 to fight with the bavarian army.
How is that not fucking german to you?

and last, yes I'm somehow austrian.
I was born in Germany, my father is german but my mother is austrian and I've been to Austria several times and enjoyed their pseudo culture.
what I wrote in german makes prefect sense, you probably copied it and pasted it in Google translate and wondered why it sounded wrong.
and the fact that you used the word Saumensch and Hündin proves that you only know your german from your shitty american WW2 movies.

Have a nice day.
User avatar #1299 - Sirdorova (05/10/2012) [-]
lol I hate american war movies and america, nice try. If there's one thing we can agree on is that this argument is pointless
User avatar #1206 - Sirdorova (05/08/2012) [-]
Hitler's Austrian citizenship was terminated 6 years after the end of WW2, maybe that's what you're reading, I have no idea what you're arguing...
User avatar #1200 - Sirdorova (05/08/2012) [-]
The fact that he wasn't German is my point. Plus, I don't get my facts from Wikipedia, that's a poor source that'll leave you sounding like a retard often times. Hitler was born in the Braunau am Inn in upper Austria. He frequented the Opera house in Vienna as well. I know about the Anschluss, my Oma was forced to be an interpreter for the Schutzstaffel when she lived in Vienna.
User avatar #1151 - Sirdorova (05/08/2012) [-]
I hope you realize that Nazi Germany was just as shitty for Germans too, plus the NSDAP started taking over in the late 30's. Shows that you fucking yankees know nothing about history other than you made the atomic bomb. You weren't gonna do anything but profit off of your lend-lease program after the fall of France until little Japan came over and rustled your jimmies.
User avatar #1162 - jokeface (05/08/2012) [-]
actually i was referring specifically to the war, the majority of which took place in the 40s
User avatar #1169 - Sirdorova (05/08/2012) [-]
Which was an even shittier time for German people. It simply started back in the 30's, you've proved nothing other than my point.
#1140 - Womens Study Major (05/08/2012) [-]
>America
>free

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dude that was the funniest shit i have ever heard.
User avatar #1156 - Sirdorova (05/08/2012) [-]
Ah I love oxymorons.
User avatar #1141 - jokeface (05/08/2012) [-]
good. then thumb it up. this is funnyjunk after all
User avatar #1249 - ThatFuckingGuy (05/08/2012) [-]
OH NO, I'VE BEEN INDEXED!
#1093 - **** you, Germany's a great place. The way you de…  [+] (23 new replies) 05/08/2012 on Sex -1
User avatar #1100 - jokeface (05/08/2012) [-]
lol America is the greatest country on earth. it does suck but everywhere else sucks harder.
User avatar #1106 - Sirdorova (05/08/2012) [-]
Meanwhile, Germany's doing well enough to bail out countries as far into the shitter as Greece. Oh yes, living in Germany sucks way harder than living in the land of the who cares.
User avatar #1134 - jokeface (05/08/2012) [-]
well we're certainly the freest country. and that's enough to make us the greatest. but i wanna get serious for a minute.

seriously.

that little tantrum you threw back in the 40s was uncalled for. i mean, you completely ruined that mustache style for those of us who thought it was cool.
User avatar #1160 - Sirdorova (05/08/2012) [-]
Hitler wasn't even German, you dumb fuck. He was Austrian.
User avatar #1191 - jokeface (05/08/2012) [-]
i know. so is Arnold Schwarzenegger but we let him represent California.
User avatar #1248 - ThatFuckingGuy (05/08/2012) [-]
He fucked shit up, but not as bad as Hitler did.
#1181 - Womens Study Major (05/08/2012) [-]
There is no austrian ethnicity, atleast there was none at Hitler's time.
I'm an austrian german, and I know that the whole "Austrian Identity" thing only commenced after WW2, when Austria suddenly claimed to be victims of the German reich, despite the fact that 99% of austrians voted for the annexation to the german reich.

You should go to wikipedia and read about the austrian identity, or about the Opferthese (german for victim theory). otherwise you will end up sounding like a retard.
User avatar #1215 - Sirdorova (05/08/2012) [-]
I was referring you Hitler's Austrian citizenship, not ethnicity. I know there wasn't any at the time.
#1258 - Womens Study Major (05/08/2012) [-]
Eine Staatsbürgerschaft bedeutet nichts, die Ethnizität entscheidet.
Willst du mir etwa sagen dass ein Ausländer in Deutschland/Österreich sofort ein Deutscher/Österreicher wird nur weil er die Staatsbürgerschaft besitzt?

Österreicher und Deutsche sprechen die selbe Sprache, besitzen die selbe Vorfahren (außer wenn jemand von beiden mit einer Person einer anderen Nationalität verkehrte.)
Die Österreichische Kultur ist genauso deutsch.
User avatar #1284 - Sirdorova (05/08/2012) [-]
Nice German. I know they share the same culture and both speak Hochdeutsch. You're not seeing my point. Hitler was representing a country that he wasn't even born in. What you've said is like saying that Americans and Canadians are the same because they share the same culture and speak the same language.
#1285 - Womens Study Major (05/08/2012) [-]
Well, It doesn't matter then whether he was german or not.
Obama is african but there's still some people who might say that he represents the USA, although I would disagree with that, but Hitler on the other hand didn't represent Germany at all. It was the germans that represent Germany, Hitler was the man that made the germans become what he would define as "being german", which was: hard working, loyal to both Hitler and Germany and anti-semitic I guess.
User avatar #1292 - Sirdorova (05/09/2012) [-]
Dude... This is what I've been trying to argue this whole time -epic facepalm-... Plus, Germans were still hard-working people before he became the Fuhrer... Everyone was forced to serve the state, that's how fascism works. He ruled them through totalitarianism, contolled media through censorship and propaganda. He was convincing Germans of being part of a master-race, the aryan myth: the Ubermensch, not that they would just be, " hard working, loyal to both Hitler and Germany and anti-semitic I guess." He didn't just force them to turn on Jews, but any undesirables like cripples, homos, gypsies, anyone who was an enemy of the state. You're talking out of your ass, I don't even believe you're from Austria either. You probably just typed that whole bullshit up in translate, it didn't even make sense in proper hochdeutsch, go see for yourself, saumensch... (have fun translating that word, Hündin).
#1298 - Womens Study Major (05/10/2012) [-]
Well, I'm ending this argument here because I have things to do.

"Hitler was representing a country that he wasn't even born in"
No, he wasn't. It was no one other than the germans themself who represent Germany.

As I said earlier, it doesn't matter where you come from, Hitler spoke german, lived by german culture and traditions and he decided to leave Austria-Hungary in WW1 to fight with the bavarian army.
How is that not fucking german to you?

and last, yes I'm somehow austrian.
I was born in Germany, my father is german but my mother is austrian and I've been to Austria several times and enjoyed their pseudo culture.
what I wrote in german makes prefect sense, you probably copied it and pasted it in Google translate and wondered why it sounded wrong.
and the fact that you used the word Saumensch and Hündin proves that you only know your german from your shitty american WW2 movies.

Have a nice day.
User avatar #1299 - Sirdorova (05/10/2012) [-]
lol I hate american war movies and america, nice try. If there's one thing we can agree on is that this argument is pointless
User avatar #1206 - Sirdorova (05/08/2012) [-]
Hitler's Austrian citizenship was terminated 6 years after the end of WW2, maybe that's what you're reading, I have no idea what you're arguing...
User avatar #1200 - Sirdorova (05/08/2012) [-]
The fact that he wasn't German is my point. Plus, I don't get my facts from Wikipedia, that's a poor source that'll leave you sounding like a retard often times. Hitler was born in the Braunau am Inn in upper Austria. He frequented the Opera house in Vienna as well. I know about the Anschluss, my Oma was forced to be an interpreter for the Schutzstaffel when she lived in Vienna.
User avatar #1151 - Sirdorova (05/08/2012) [-]
I hope you realize that Nazi Germany was just as shitty for Germans too, plus the NSDAP started taking over in the late 30's. Shows that you fucking yankees know nothing about history other than you made the atomic bomb. You weren't gonna do anything but profit off of your lend-lease program after the fall of France until little Japan came over and rustled your jimmies.
User avatar #1162 - jokeface (05/08/2012) [-]
actually i was referring specifically to the war, the majority of which took place in the 40s
User avatar #1169 - Sirdorova (05/08/2012) [-]
Which was an even shittier time for German people. It simply started back in the 30's, you've proved nothing other than my point.
#1140 - Womens Study Major (05/08/2012) [-]
>America
>free

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dude that was the funniest shit i have ever heard.
User avatar #1156 - Sirdorova (05/08/2012) [-]
Ah I love oxymorons.
User avatar #1141 - jokeface (05/08/2012) [-]
good. then thumb it up. this is funnyjunk after all
User avatar #1249 - ThatFuckingGuy (05/08/2012) [-]
OH NO, I'VE BEEN INDEXED!
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Isn't that the 'New Avengers'?
User avatar #478 - Sirdorova (04/22/2012) [-]
He's not one of the originals that Fury first recruits, no. But he's still in the Avengers. He's one of the only Avengers who's identity isn't known by the rest.
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