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SirVladimir

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:8/10/2010
Last Login:8/26/2016
Location:Clarksburg WV
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Times Content Favorited:605 times
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#121 - I was wondering if you'd ever come back to me, bby.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2013 on SirVladimir's profile 0
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#122 - roll (12/04/2013) [-]
<3
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#123 - SirVladimir (12/04/2013) [-]
So, how has you been?
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#124 - roll (12/04/2013) [-]
ive een great
perfect
you?
#119 - yes  [+] (5 new replies) 12/04/2013 on SirVladimir's profile 0
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#120 - roll (12/04/2013) [-]
did u miss me
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#121 - SirVladimir (12/04/2013) [-]
I was wondering if you'd ever come back to me, bby.
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#122 - roll (12/04/2013) [-]
<3
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#123 - SirVladimir (12/04/2013) [-]
So, how has you been?
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#124 - roll (12/04/2013) [-]
ive een great
perfect
you?
#263 - **SirVladimir rolls 1** Will Shinji get in the ****… 12/04/2013 on Magic Conch is Kinda an... +1
#11 - Texas in a nutshell. 12/03/2013 on he tried 0
#9 - Just had a weird moment. Boss walked in while I was waiting on…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2013 on Creative thresh 0
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#10 - mcswoof (12/02/2013) [-]
Im so sorry.
#32 - Remember that kid you called a faggot on Xbox Live? H…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/01/2013 on You can trust me on this one +36
#57 - rublixcube (12/01/2013) [-]
And your mom
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#37 - selbs (12/01/2013) [-]
just coz a nigga has muscles dosnt mean they know how to fight btw
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#46 - dederplaol (12/01/2013) [-]
so fucking true
I know people who look like the fucking hulk who can get floored by a dyel any day
all about aggressiveness and compound movements
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#60 - heartlessrobot (12/01/2013) [-]
And whoever knows where to punch. You can only do so much damage to a face, torso is where you should be aiming.
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#80 - dederplaol (12/02/2013) [-]
and how to punch
you'll probably bust your hand up before the guy's face/torso if you don't know how to give a punch
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#81 - heartlessrobot (12/02/2013) [-]
When my dad taught me how to fight he taught me to aim for the weak points. He's almost 50, rather overweight, can barely walk right, and needs a cane most of the time. I'm 17, weigh 163, can get weights 250+ over my head, and I'm rather quick on my feet. He can kick my ass up and down the street in a fight. Size and strength don't count for shit, even if you do know how to fight, cause he knows how to fight better.
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#84 - dederplaol (12/02/2013) [-]
Yupp
people think it's all kung fu and fucked up flip kicks and semi bicep plank lateral squat uppercut iron giants
but it's fucking not

FUARK
#55 - roykynx (12/01/2013) [-]
What??? lmfao
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#59 - dederplaol (12/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, was out with a friend and his friends a few months ago
Had fun and all, started going home from party all happy and shit, but then some guy bumped into us and started being cocky, the cocky guy slapped the one who looked like he lift in the face and the liftee (lel) started backing off while my friend's friend just jumped the guy
He beat the living shit out of the cocky guy, and he is like scrawnier than tumblrboys..
#41 - anon (12/01/2013) [-]
It's OK to be afraid.
#3 - **SirVladimir rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at… 12/01/2013 on Hamster Eats Brocolli -1
#64 - But why did I read it in zefrank1's voice?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2013 on Snowball Riding 0
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#73 - kanatana (08/26/2014) [-]
Absolutely bugfuck if I know.
#9 - "On February 11, 2008, a Wienermobile slid off U.S. Route… 11/28/2013 on Somebody can't control... 0
#103 - I think I love you.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/28/2013 on no, but seriously fuck jean +1
#104 - TittyCinnamon (11/28/2013) [-]
i am available
#106 - drynix (11/28/2013) [-]
Not anymore
#109 - TittyCinnamon (11/28/2013) [-]
luh chu bby <3