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#106 - waitingformydeath (12/12/2013) [-]
#98 - theeditor (01/17/2011) [-]
i ****** your mom
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#101 to #100 - SinclairSolutions (01/17/2011) [-]

The number 1 commenter, visited my profile...

randomly, but nevertheless A-maz-ing!
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#105 to #104 - SinclairSolutions (01/17/2011) [-]
But thats my girlfriend...
#99 to #98 - SinclairSolutions (01/17/2011) [-]
I guess that means your a....

*puts on sunglasses*


#93 - AwesomePie (06/09/2010) [-]
by any chance is your first name ryan?
#94 to #93 - SinclairSolutions (06/09/2010) [-]
OOOOO GAAWWWWDDDDDDD............................ no...no it is not :P
#95 to #94 - AwesomePie (06/09/2010) [-]
haha sorry i have two friends. their bros evan and ryan sinclair
#96 to #95 - SinclairSolutions (06/09/2010) [-]
It's a bioshock reference :)
#97 to #96 - AwesomePie (06/10/2010) [-]
ahh ok thanks hahaa i knew i heard that from Somewhere
#90 - TheBigBrother (05/17/2010) [-]
Mr. Sinclair come find us!

We're hiding in Hephaestus.... quick before we play with the machines!
#91 to #90 - SinclairSolutions (05/17/2010) [-]
Don't worry, that old gizmoto place is not the heart of Rapture. Do you think the Best and Brightest make such an obvious place the power of rapture, no. But what i have sent it an army of every big daddy you can imagine to take one little brother at a time. We already have 5 of them.

Thanks for telling Me your location. Ryan will be pleased.
#92 to #91 - TheBigBrother (05/18/2010) [-]
You remeber that unstable teleport plasmid? We may or may not have shoved it in the generator.... Rapture is now on the move!
#66 - Tussey (05/05/2010) [-]

It's Mr.Sinclair?

Oh yay Mister Sinclair

Did you forget about us you haven't called for a while.

We Missed you mister Sinclair... did you forget about the little brothers?
#67 to #66 - SinclairSolutions (05/05/2010) [-]
I know your up to this Atlas, you monstor!!!

Well, little brothers, the reason you haven heard from Mr. Sinclair is simply because you were not useable in our projects......too make you more stronger and better and much much more valuable.

Shame on you Atlas, but you know i dont a dam dime care about anyone else but myself, especially for small little maggots.
#68 to #67 - Tussey (05/05/2010) [-]
You talk funny Mr. Sinclair... Papa Atlas said you were getting to big for your britches, we said you should just buy new ones but he just laughed.

I wanna talk get away! Hi Mr.Sinclair we've gotten way more stronger since we last saw you. Papa Atlis is taking us over to the Sincliar Company Safehouses to play with your workers. Playing is fun... But alot of poeple go to sleep when we play with them and don't wake up.....

MY TUWN! Mistew Sinclaiw I can't wait fow papa Atlas to take us to see you!

Atlas: The boys are gonna be right over Sinclair you should see what their powers have become.
#69 to #68 - SinclairSolutions (05/06/2010) [-]
For shame Atlas, for shame.

You know as good as i do, that those little brother are more unstable than a penny on a pin. Since i know my departure from this sucked up money whole isn't gonna happen anytime soon, im going back to Ryan.

Be advised, big daddies are faund of little brothers, and if be so, i shall release them to your monstors, besides, i aint got nothin to hide.
#70 to #69 - Tussey (05/06/2010) [-]
Mr. Sinclair Papa Atlas says he can't wait to see your toys

MOVE I WANNA TALK.... Big Brother won't be happy if he doesn't see you

Yeah Papa Atlas took Jimmy away and when he came back he was like a Daddy but better

Atlas: Its yer move boyo
#71 to #70 - SinclairSolutions (05/06/2010) [-]
You poor fool, do you really think i'm frightend by you brothers, why havent you heard, Project Delta has been killin BIG SISTERS!!!

Nothing like a little Hypno 3 to get that and many other big daddies roaring on my side.

And this network transmission, FJ, well i have already begun advertising for a new army of splicers, heres the link...... http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/405361/Epic+POKEMON/ scroll on down to see my "interrupting" transmission.

Now it's your move old sport.
#72 to #71 - TheBigBrother (05/06/2010) [-]
You're a fool not to fear my brothers and I.......... We are more powerful than you can imagine puny man. I'll break you like a toothpick as soon as I find you. It won't be long now......
#74 to #72 - Tussey (05/06/2010) [-]
Oh you got them goin' now M' boy. Big Brother can't wait to "Play" it won't be long 'till you're scattered into pieces all around your pretty little hiding-spot, and the little-ones are using the pieces for a scavenger hunt.
#73 to #72 - SinclairSolutions (05/06/2010) [-]
I may be puny, but my army can destroy you like tar and feathers.

And if some how, absolutely impossible, you manage to your dirty filthy failed hands on me, you shall not only bring me down, but this whole city will collapse with a new weapon.

The Hydrogen Bomb, its like 1000 tons of TNT erupting from one single point.

I'd advise you to stand you ground, brother.
#75 to #73 - TheBigBrother (05/06/2010) [-]
I fear not the end you pathetic worm. I'll crush you like a bug. Do you here that sound in the ventilation? I'm getting closer... Do you fear the bitter end? the cold nothingness that is about consume you. I can almost hear your breath you greedy pig. The monster you helped create is coming for you.
#76 to #75 - DrLamb **User deleted account** (05/06/2010) [-]
I have been observing everything, as the eyes of Rapture, I can see and feel everything.

Tell me, little brothers, do you not wish to live a life of perfection.

Perfect Everything: Morals, Judgement, Aid.... and like my daughter we can work together to first create a UTOPIAN before we can rebuild this UTOPIA.

Sinclair is Blinded by money and cannot see the truth of what is to become of Rapture if this war continues.
#77 to #76 - TheBigBrother (05/06/2010) [-]
YOu are one to speak of the blind. You can lead your idiotic flock to death. I have seen Delta he will not stop until Eleanor is his. We don't need aid or guidence... We have all we need of that. After Sinclair I come for you.
#78 to #77 - DrLamb **User deleted account** (05/06/2010) [-]
And tell me Big Brother, what will you accomplish with killing Sinclair and/or I?

For every choice, there is an echo Big Brother. With each act, we change the world. One man chose a city, free of law and God. But others like Sinclair and Atlas chose corruption. And so the city fell. If the world were reborn in your image, would it be paradise, or perdition?
#79 to #78 - TheBigBrother (05/06/2010) [-]
Don't talk to me with your paradise. Sinclair helped turn us into theese monsters. You all did. After you its ryan and the city until nly we and the sisters are left. YOu are less than us... we are so much more than human
#80 to #79 - DrLamb **User deleted account** (05/06/2010) [-]
And yet... alone, you and each man is a prisoner to bias. Dream, delusion, or the pain of a phantom limb - to one man, they are as real as rain. Reality is consensus... and the people are losing faith and your threat is useless. Take a walk Big Brother. It is raining in Rapture... and you have simply chosen to not notice. And you downfall shall be your pride.
#81 to #80 - TheBigBrother (05/06/2010) [-]
The only rain that falls on me is the blood of the city. Don't try to change me Lamb. Don't try to save yourself. I'm so close to Sinclair now. And the brothers are already asking around the Sisters for your location.
#82 to #81 - SinclairSolutions (05/06/2010) [-]
Funny champ, You do realize that Eleanor has a bond with them, little sisters, and they wont rat out Lambs locations for all the adam in the world.
#84 to #82 - TheBigBrother (05/06/2010) [-]
YOu don't understand you fool. They see us as one of them, they can't tell the difference between a brother and a sister. A little part of therapy you goons forgot to edit out.
#83 to #82 - DrLamb **User deleted account** (05/06/2010) [-]
Sinclair, you of all people have been guided with lies.

Boys will be boys, and like troublesome boys we must raise the hand of punishment and sacrifice our guilt for the learning of the child.

Rapture is a paradise of the ego, Sinclair. Under Ryan, the voices of an entire city sing the virtues of greed and pride. But truth, rather, is in the body. Already the brothers grow weary of struggling against you and I in fruitless competition. Observe the bent backs, the drawn faces. 'Atlas promised us more', they seem to say. 'In what shall we now believe?
#86 to #83 - Tussey (05/06/2010) [-]
You might want to quit your blatherin' and give the farmers market a good look at. The brothers wiped it clean, a ghost town. It's their gift. Also they challenge you to find the bodies...
#85 to #83 - TheBigBrother (05/06/2010) [-]
Don't speak for us... I'm tired of this endless debate... Perhaps you need an example of our power.....
#87 to #85 - DrLamb **User deleted account** (05/06/2010) [-]
You aren't tired of anything, Big Brother, you are simply tired of yourself.

And this power you speak of, who gave this power to you, surely it was not rage, greed or pride, but rather ADAM.

You are no different than a Big Sister or Big Daddy, or even a lonely Splicer, so don't try to better everything by destroying those who can tell you and will tell you the truth.

#88 to #87 - TheBigBrother (05/06/2010) [-]
Damn your conditioning... It takes all the fight I have to not blindly follow you. I swear before i kill you I will break this trance and see your blood flow, no more illusions i've had enough.
#89 to #88 - DrLamb **User deleted account**
(05/06/2010) [-]
Open your eyes, Big Brother, this trance is the only thing that shall keep you sane....

Truthfully, i would change my eyes for yours.... the blood you envision pouring out of me will not be bright and clean red, but instead, it will be dark and thick.

Like my child Eleanor, i have the same concern for you, even now as old as she is, i could not bear to let her see what horrors lie in this place. Please Big Brother, resist war and preach self sacrifice and bettering.
#44 - Tussey (04/19/2010) [-]

Betcha your suprised to be hearin' from ol' Atlas! I've taken Ryans frequency for a bit so lets have a chat about those there weapons you've been sendin' around Rapture....
#45 to #44 - SinclairSolutions (04/19/2010) [-]
Well, well..... after your little game of trying to import things to the surface, well old sport, you can bet you wont be gettin the riches from them. In fact, them weapons you so commonly refer to aint gonna do you any good without ADAM, and unless your gonna go splicing for ADAM your not going far.

P.S. Fontaine Futuristics, im planning on taking over that place, i hope you dont mind ol' sport
#46 to #45 - Tussey (04/20/2010) [-]
Oh sinclair you don't have to put on the goody two shoes bit for me. We all know you've been shippin to both sides of this war and reaping the profit. So boy since Ryan isn't here how abouts we talk buisness. I'll be need'n some explosives to throw a little party at Cohen's front door. My boys really want to get into Fort Frolic but that nutcase has got the place locked up tighter than a Thai hooker.
#47 to #46 - SinclairSolutions (04/21/2010) [-]
Ahhh.... Sander Cohen, well i was one to support his arts, although pieces of crap.

Atlas ma' boy, it is obvious you've been doing yo' research. Well, i wouldn't mind bargaining a deal with you sir, the devil. How about this, i will supply "explosives," but you must grant me access to the surface and back when ever.

You'd be a fool to betray me, I've been reading up on some research that you have been involved in, project WYK.....hypnosis it appears, but Sinclair Solutions has projects underway as well.
#48 to #47 - Tussey (04/22/2010) [-]
Its a deal ya got there. But we'll be need'n some new Bathyshperes Ryan made off with mine.
#49 to #48 - SinclairSolutions (04/22/2010) [-]
how many and where? and by the way, could you do me one more favor.... could you calm down Dr. Lamb, Ryan has ben' making me empty promises, although all the riotin' makes me money, lamb followers are not my best costumers if you get my katch.
#50 to #49 - Tussey (04/25/2010) [-]
Lamb's movement will quite itself down, I don't want to risk men to those religious fanatics, And i need 3 bathyspheres at the wharfs by sundown.
#51 to #50 - SinclairSolutions (04/25/2010) [-]
Hahahaa...Sundown? Son, have you forgotten we're under the ocean, but sure you'll have your dirty bathyspheres waiting for you. Don't forget, I'm a man of negotiation, you shouldn't trust me. I'll turn on you for a dam dolla.

P.S. Don't forget my part of this deal.
#52 to #51 - Tussey (04/27/2010) [-]
We're ready anytime you are for our little agreement.... SO long as you give us some f your weapons there to keep the docks clean while we're gone...
#53 to #52 - SinclairSolutions (04/28/2010) [-]
tell me, what specific weapons do you have in mind?
#54 to #53 - Tussey (04/30/2010) [-]
ANythin' to suppress groups
#55 to #54 - SinclairSolutions (04/30/2010) [-]
you'll find all the ammo you need, in your brand new state of the art, bathyspheres.
#56 to #55 - Tussey (05/03/2010) [-]
Anytime you want to go up just let me know
#57 to #56 - SinclairSolutions (05/03/2010) [-]
Why do you think you have fourth bathysphere that you can't unlock?

I'm leaving tonight, clear a path, i dont want Ryan's men sniffing there nose in my pockets.
#58 to #57 - Tussey (05/04/2010) [-]
Yer all clear boyo just go ahead we've set up a little distraction at Pauper's Drop
#59 to #58 - SinclairSolutions (05/04/2010) [-]
What the hell!!!!...... it seems docta Lamb has blocked all entrances, its her fellow "Followers" that seem to lurking around the zone.

You better help clear the area because your bathyspheres ain't launchen' till mine travels 500 ft up.
#60 to #59 - Tussey (05/05/2010) [-]
You'd be thinkn their "savior" would stop them from being so daft. I can't expent to many o' my boys right now can you send in on o' them Alpha Series daddies.
#61 to #60 - SinclairSolutions (05/05/2010) [-]
I would, but a sudden burst of Alpha Daddies would arouse suspicion, and having one of those brutes being tracked.

Well Ryan wouldn't be a dam happy camper....... now chop chop with a solutions, cause like i said, if i aint goin anywhere, you can bet your ass you wont either.

Panama, is waiting for me and so is the world.
#62 to #61 - Tussey (05/05/2010) [-]
I have limited numbers mah boy. My men are exausted due to this war are you sure you can't just lease one of them brutes into the area when your gone we can collapse the area or something
#65 to #62 - SinclairSolutions (05/05/2010) [-]
apparently we have reached the end out transmission line, i advice you Atlas to do what you want, it seems i had a better leash on Ryan.

Keep the weapons, but those bathyspheres, they ain't goin anywere put BOOOOM!!!!

And besides, that princess of Lamb, is nothin but a overprotected holigan, who doesnt know up from down and white from black.
#63 to #62 - SinclairSolutions (05/05/2010) [-]
Here's a solutions, kill docta Lamb, show her followers what a bag of **** she is and take control.

Hell, youll gain popularity and you will have a whole army of her followers following you, besides one of those Alpha daddies wont be able to barge into the entrances, Docta Lamb locked this place up or did you forget "boyo"
#64 to #63 - Tussey
(05/05/2010) [-]
Damn SInclair I can't jus go about kill'n whoever you please. Lamb keeps this place semi stable without her to fully keep Ryan pissed off all his forces are on me. Even if she dies that damn daughter of hers is out there ready to take her mother's place.
#36 - Shiny (04/11/2010) [-]
Hey man I ran out of hypos, what's your price rates for more?
#37 to #36 - SinclairSolutions (04/11/2010) [-]
hack machines for discounts :P
#38 to #37 - Shiny (04/11/2010) [-]
But I also ran out of auto hack tools...
#39 to #38 - SinclairSolutions (04/12/2010) [-]
you dont need a hacking device, just dont mess up, or security bots will come after you, and sorry only Rapture Citizens are aloud as friends.

*Hands a plasmid and a case of eve* Take this Incinerate 4 prototype. Maybe one day rapture might send you an invitation to join.

-Evolve Today!!
#40 to #39 - Shiny (04/12/2010) [-]
Hmm, interesting, thank you. So, what is the process for becoming a citizen of Rapture? I can handle the travel, but is there an immigration test, or does Ryan have certain qualificaOH MY GOD MY ARM IS ON FIRE!!!! ALL I WANTED TO DO IS LIGHT A CIGARETTE!!!!!!
#41 to #40 - SinclairSolutions (04/12/2010) [-]
Heres a Rapture Quality Cigar, Ryan registers all incoming citizens.

If you can get Ryan to message me with his approval (tussey) then you will be a trusted member of the Sinclair Solutions friend list.

Who knows, you might even qualify to be part of our "Home Consumer Reward Program." -Evolve Today!!
#42 to #41 - Shiny (04/12/2010) [-]
Ouch........so, uh, how much for Medical Expert 3? My skin is starting to peel.....
#43 to #42 - SinclairSolutions (04/12/2010) [-]
320 Adam
#31 - Dart (03/19/2010) [-]
I would like to file a complaint about the telekinesis 3. I seem to run out of Power Points, or as you call it EVE, rather quickly. Is there a solution for this setback? Rapture is a tough place for an Umbreon, I can't be getting low on strength now.
#11 - Tussey (03/16/2010) [-]
Sinclair my good man how are times treating you?
#12 to #11 - SinclairSolutions (03/16/2010) [-]
I can't complain, since all the rioting between you and atlas, atlas and you.....well there is sure alot more splicing, and Sinclair Products are booming in sells.

Dr. Lamb on the other hand is being a bit of bother, unity? **** that, if i wanted unity i would have stayed "up there" with those dam leeches!

I hope she isn't becoming 'popular,' her debates against you hold up better with the public.
#13 to #12 - Tussey (03/16/2010) [-]
She holds no footing... The riots can only trn in my favor anyway I have the ADAM
#14 to #13 - SinclairSolutions (03/16/2010) [-]
If you say so old sport, just get rid of that old madam before like a match in Eve's Garden, consumes the place with her brainwashing.

By the way, hows little Jack?
#15 to #14 - Tussey (03/16/2010) [-]
Jack? I know not of a child by this name....
#16 to #15 - SinclairSolutions (03/16/2010) [-]
You mean your wife hasn't told you, she stopped by secretly here, and we determined she was...well you know, she ranted on about calling it "Jack."

I must insist she doesn't handle any Adam during these times.
#17 to #16 - Tussey (03/16/2010) [-]
Wife...... Jolene that whore.... I'll have to make it a point to visit soon...

She will have much more to handle soon
#18 to #17 - SinclairSolutions (03/16/2010) [-]
If it does any good, the fetus is extremely healthy.

Now can we talk about Fountain Futurisitics, as you know I have had my eye on the building for quite some time now.....
#19 to #18 - Tussey (03/16/2010) [-]
I have been Contemplating making Fontain's buisnesses state owned soon and Moving him on to someplace special
#20 to #19 - SinclairSolutions (03/16/2010) [-]
Now now now, no need to take the crusty old building, i could get that off your hands and make it big big big!!!

Any how i would have to take care of the Dr. Alexander, he is madder than a jack rabbit, claiming he will go crazy, LOL as if we all already haven't
#21 to #20 - Tussey (03/16/2010) [-]
Done- His building is locked down...

Now Sinclair what of that secret building project I asked you to build?
#22 to #21 - SinclairSolutions (03/16/2010) [-]
The key has been specially delivered to you by express mail, you know were it is or at least i know you'll know were its at.

P.S. Lamb followers are booming!! I don't want to interfere, but the fall of Ryan is the Fall of Self say your followers, i better not fall.
#23 to #22 - Tussey (03/17/2010) [-]
This whole city is going downhill, but there is a chance to save it......
#24 to #23 - SinclairSolutions (03/17/2010) [-]
im listening.....
#25 to #24 - Tussey (03/17/2010) [-]
If only we could flood selected sections of the city without danger to the rest of the city.
#26 to #25 - SinclairSolutions (03/17/2010) [-]
you should drown were Dr. Lamb was born, send her a message you sir mean buisness.
#27 to #26 - Tussey (03/18/2010) [-]
But alas I can not, these damned SECURIS bulkheads won't hold
#28 to #27 - SinclairSolutions (03/18/2010) [-]
then what do you have in mind?
#29 to #28 - Tussey (03/18/2010) [-]
Nothing for now wait it out....
#9 - Shiny (03/14/2010) [-]
What the **** man

I kill 300 splicers and all you give me is a ******* nail gun
#10 to #9 - SinclairSolutions (03/15/2010) [-]
The nail gun is one of our strongest and most popular weapons, keep on splicing good citizen and you might end up with a LARGER CLIP!!!!!
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