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|#17 - That extra slot was only in Double Dash (albeit, the best mari…||08/27/2015 on Niggas better know||+1|
|#7 - That isn't true though, There is no medical way to tell if som… [+] (18 new replies)||08/23/2015 on Phone vs Virginity||+8|
#76 - spermbank (08/24/2015) [-]
also, hymens dont "pop" or "break" like some say, they stretch. if the girl isnt "prepared" for penetration (not enough lubrication or dick 2 big), there might be a slight tear, causing blood, but if the girl is properly stretched and lubricated before penetration, there shouldnt be discomfort or pain, or "virginal blood" as the old days would call it. source: nobody ive talked to (nor I) bled their first time
#23 - nudybooty (08/23/2015) [-]
The people responding to you make me worry that they were taught sex ed in Texas.
Hymen's can be broken by using a tampon or every horseback riding. They don't typically break on their own but yea hymen's don't mean someone is a virgin. Some women are also born without them and they may not even break during sex.
#25 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
A broken hymen doesn't mean you lost your virginity though!
#22 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
This is really dumb. You don't even use yours more than once a year. What do you care, girlfriend-of-the-year?! You got a dry snatch full of cobwebs. Shut it, cunt.
#85 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
a key that opens many locks is very valuable
a lock that opens to any key is worthless
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#51 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
The point is that female virginity is far more important than male virginity in the context of a stable and healthy society. That's why there's an emphases on female virginity. Men and women aren't equal, and sex means different things for men and women.
#53 - greyhoundfd (08/23/2015) [-]
This is also complicated because you have to consider that the personality might be the fundamental factor behind some of these changes. For example, someone who is likely to have had sex before marriage could do this because their personality might not fundamentally fit into the context of a marriage.
There is a reason that statistics like these are subject to such scrutiny, because there are many more factors at work than you are taking into account.
#56 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
No. It's a story as old as time. There is nothing new under the sun. Women pair bond with the first person they sleep with on a deep spiritual and emotional level. Once they have sex with another person, their husband becomes the person the happen to being currently sleeping with rather than THE person the sleep with. Big difference.
Every generation thinks their time is different and that old values are outdated and irrelevant. Then they grow up and realize their parents were right. The excuses used today to say that sex and family have to be considered in the context of this "unique" time are the same as the excuses used during the 60's or any other generation for that matter. Every batch of 20-year-olds think they are the first people to ever discover their genitals. That's why people under 30 love Bernie Sanders so much. Every year a new batch of 20-year-olds discover this great "new" idea called socialism.
No. There are no extenuating factors. Women who sleep around harm themselves, their future families, and society. Therefore, just as it was thousands of years ago, and just as it will be a few thousand years from now, female virginity is far more important than male virginity. That's why there is an emphasis on it.
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#72 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
what do we have to say on one side of the sidewalk?
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