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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:1/10/2010
Last Login:9/29/2016
Location:Canada
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#20 - The "I too am in this episode" gets me every time  [+] (3 replies) 5 hours ago on Dr House +46
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#49 - computerlife (20 minutes ago) [-]
I always forget about that part
which makes it all the more funny every time I see it
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#32 - toosexyforyou (2 hours ago) [-]
Gonna have to agree with bobindun on this, "You are a black man." is the best line in the whole thing, possibly the whole universe.
#31 - bobindun (3 hours ago) [-]
You are a black man, this vexes me.
#37 - I just want funny. I really don't want to see american politic…  [+] (2 replies) 09/26/2016 on penis 0
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#38 - ljxjlos (09/26/2016) [-]
If I had to make a guess, I´d say it´s mostly not that they want to hate something - it´s because they want to built an image of a group (liberals, muslims, immigrants, whatever) that they can see as inferior to themselves to boost their own self-esteem.

Other then that, yeah - I come here to have a laugh and kill my time when I can´t sleep - and I can´t exactly say when the last time was that I spent more time on FJ laughing then being angry.
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#39 - Shorticus (09/26/2016) [-]
I know! I don't want to be angry I want to laugh.
#33 - Honestly, if it does I'm probably gonna leave. I can't take it…  [+] (4 replies) 09/26/2016 on penis 0
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#34 - ljxjlos (09/26/2016) [-]
Same. Would be kinda sad, tho, this site was the perfect timekiller for years...but seeing that nearly every fourth post is about racism, hating women or similar...kinda doubt that I´ll be staying that much longer.
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#37 - Shorticus (09/26/2016) [-]
I just want funny. I really don't want to see american political posts or muslim posts or refugee posts or anything. Just some funny shit. I don't get why people post stuff on here they are mad about to make others mad....why would you want to be mad?
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#38 - ljxjlos (09/26/2016) [-]
If I had to make a guess, I´d say it´s mostly not that they want to hate something - it´s because they want to built an image of a group (liberals, muslims, immigrants, whatever) that they can see as inferior to themselves to boost their own self-esteem.

Other then that, yeah - I come here to have a laugh and kill my time when I can´t sleep - and I can´t exactly say when the last time was that I spent more time on FJ laughing then being angry.
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#39 - Shorticus (09/26/2016) [-]
I know! I don't want to be angry I want to laugh.
#28 - I know, but it's just so hard to see these kinds of posts and …  [+] (6 replies) 09/26/2016 on penis 0
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#30 - ljxjlos (09/26/2016) [-]
I know, I know, I have the same thing everyday....hating on women, racism, etc, have turned from a joke to actual hate and fear-mongering in the last month. If this trend continues, I guess that´s it for this site.
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#33 - Shorticus (09/26/2016) [-]
Honestly, if it does I'm probably gonna leave. I can't take it anymore, these people feeding each other's hate for literally no reason. Their world view is so screwed and they think they're the ones who see clearly.
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#34 - ljxjlos (09/26/2016) [-]
Same. Would be kinda sad, tho, this site was the perfect timekiller for years...but seeing that nearly every fourth post is about racism, hating women or similar...kinda doubt that I´ll be staying that much longer.
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#37 - Shorticus (09/26/2016) [-]
I just want funny. I really don't want to see american political posts or muslim posts or refugee posts or anything. Just some funny shit. I don't get why people post stuff on here they are mad about to make others mad....why would you want to be mad?
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#38 - ljxjlos (09/26/2016) [-]
If I had to make a guess, I´d say it´s mostly not that they want to hate something - it´s because they want to built an image of a group (liberals, muslims, immigrants, whatever) that they can see as inferior to themselves to boost their own self-esteem.

Other then that, yeah - I come here to have a laugh and kill my time when I can´t sleep - and I can´t exactly say when the last time was that I spent more time on FJ laughing then being angry.
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#39 - Shorticus (09/26/2016) [-]
I know! I don't want to be angry I want to laugh.
#24 - I honestly thought you wrote a typo because I ca't believe tha…  [+] (11 replies) 09/26/2016 on penis +1
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#26 - ljxjlos (09/26/2016) [-]
Dude. We´re on Funnyjunk.

50% of this site hates women because 95% have never touched a woman. Do you really think more then a few people on here will accept facts if said facts would stop them from talking about "loose sluts" and how feminism has made women into whores, etc, etc, etc.

Honestly doubt you´ll come through to him.
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#28 - Shorticus (09/26/2016) [-]
I know, but it's just so hard to see these kinds of posts and comments every day and have idiots just not understand how wrong they are. I just gets to me sometimes when I see people perpetuate these lies over and over again.
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#30 - ljxjlos (09/26/2016) [-]
I know, I know, I have the same thing everyday....hating on women, racism, etc, have turned from a joke to actual hate and fear-mongering in the last month. If this trend continues, I guess that´s it for this site.
User avatar
#33 - Shorticus (09/26/2016) [-]
Honestly, if it does I'm probably gonna leave. I can't take it anymore, these people feeding each other's hate for literally no reason. Their world view is so screwed and they think they're the ones who see clearly.
User avatar
#34 - ljxjlos (09/26/2016) [-]
Same. Would be kinda sad, tho, this site was the perfect timekiller for years...but seeing that nearly every fourth post is about racism, hating women or similar...kinda doubt that I´ll be staying that much longer.
User avatar
#37 - Shorticus (09/26/2016) [-]
I just want funny. I really don't want to see american political posts or muslim posts or refugee posts or anything. Just some funny shit. I don't get why people post stuff on here they are mad about to make others mad....why would you want to be mad?
User avatar
#38 - ljxjlos (09/26/2016) [-]
If I had to make a guess, I´d say it´s mostly not that they want to hate something - it´s because they want to built an image of a group (liberals, muslims, immigrants, whatever) that they can see as inferior to themselves to boost their own self-esteem.

Other then that, yeah - I come here to have a laugh and kill my time when I can´t sleep - and I can´t exactly say when the last time was that I spent more time on FJ laughing then being angry.
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#39 - Shorticus (09/26/2016) [-]
I know! I don't want to be angry I want to laugh.
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#27 - ljxjlos (09/26/2016) [-]
*get. get through.
#25 - anon (09/26/2016) [-]
Yeah, sure. Because there's absolutely no difference between virgin pussy and one that's taken miles of dick.

Protip: there is.

Maybe you'd understand better if you'd been on more than just the receiving end your whole life.
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#29 - Shorticus (09/26/2016) [-]
Yeah, no. SO do you think that a couple who have only been together and haven't had kids think that her vagina is worse cause it has gotten a teeny bit looser as she's aged because thats who muscles, not from being used but from age. That's how they loosen.
#22 - How in the world does it make sense that getting repeatedly **…  [+] (13 replies) 09/26/2016 on penis 0
#23 - anon (09/26/2016) [-]
Are you actually dyslexic or what? Re-read the comment, holy damn.

looser, not loser.

As in, repeated fucking makes a vagina looser.
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#24 - Shorticus (09/26/2016) [-]
I honestly thought you wrote a typo because I ca't believe that people think they'll notice a considerable loosening of someones vagina with only using penises to 'loosen' it. The vagina is the most elastic muscle of the human body and even after childbirth, once given time, men cannot tell the difference between pre and post birth vaginas....so you're 'argument' is ridiculous.
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#26 - ljxjlos (09/26/2016) [-]
Dude. We´re on Funnyjunk.

50% of this site hates women because 95% have never touched a woman. Do you really think more then a few people on here will accept facts if said facts would stop them from talking about "loose sluts" and how feminism has made women into whores, etc, etc, etc.

Honestly doubt you´ll come through to him.
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#28 - Shorticus (09/26/2016) [-]
I know, but it's just so hard to see these kinds of posts and comments every day and have idiots just not understand how wrong they are. I just gets to me sometimes when I see people perpetuate these lies over and over again.
User avatar
#30 - ljxjlos (09/26/2016) [-]
I know, I know, I have the same thing everyday....hating on women, racism, etc, have turned from a joke to actual hate and fear-mongering in the last month. If this trend continues, I guess that´s it for this site.
User avatar
#33 - Shorticus (09/26/2016) [-]
Honestly, if it does I'm probably gonna leave. I can't take it anymore, these people feeding each other's hate for literally no reason. Their world view is so screwed and they think they're the ones who see clearly.
User avatar
#34 - ljxjlos (09/26/2016) [-]
Same. Would be kinda sad, tho, this site was the perfect timekiller for years...but seeing that nearly every fourth post is about racism, hating women or similar...kinda doubt that I´ll be staying that much longer.
User avatar
#37 - Shorticus (09/26/2016) [-]
I just want funny. I really don't want to see american political posts or muslim posts or refugee posts or anything. Just some funny shit. I don't get why people post stuff on here they are mad about to make others mad....why would you want to be mad?
User avatar
#38 - ljxjlos (09/26/2016) [-]
If I had to make a guess, I´d say it´s mostly not that they want to hate something - it´s because they want to built an image of a group (liberals, muslims, immigrants, whatever) that they can see as inferior to themselves to boost their own self-esteem.

Other then that, yeah - I come here to have a laugh and kill my time when I can´t sleep - and I can´t exactly say when the last time was that I spent more time on FJ laughing then being angry.
User avatar
#39 - Shorticus (09/26/2016) [-]
I know! I don't want to be angry I want to laugh.
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#27 - ljxjlos (09/26/2016) [-]
*get. get through.
#25 - anon (09/26/2016) [-]
Yeah, sure. Because there's absolutely no difference between virgin pussy and one that's taken miles of dick.

Protip: there is.

Maybe you'd understand better if you'd been on more than just the receiving end your whole life.
User avatar
#29 - Shorticus (09/26/2016) [-]
Yeah, no. SO do you think that a couple who have only been together and haven't had kids think that her vagina is worse cause it has gotten a teeny bit looser as she's aged because thats who muscles, not from being used but from age. That's how they loosen.
#20 - No actually, thats not true. At all. That literally makes no s…  [+] (15 replies) 09/26/2016 on penis +1
#21 - anon (09/26/2016) [-]
>getting repeatedly fucked doesn't make a girl looser

you don't actually believe that, do you?
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#22 - Shorticus (09/26/2016) [-]
How in the world does it make sense that getting repeatedly fucked doesn't make a man a loser? Cause its exactly the same thing. Read the top comment on this page and you'll see how NORMAL FUNCTIONING people think about sex. Honestly, are you daft?
#23 - anon (09/26/2016) [-]
Are you actually dyslexic or what? Re-read the comment, holy damn.

looser, not loser.

As in, repeated fucking makes a vagina looser.
User avatar
#24 - Shorticus (09/26/2016) [-]
I honestly thought you wrote a typo because I ca't believe that people think they'll notice a considerable loosening of someones vagina with only using penises to 'loosen' it. The vagina is the most elastic muscle of the human body and even after childbirth, once given time, men cannot tell the difference between pre and post birth vaginas....so you're 'argument' is ridiculous.
User avatar
#26 - ljxjlos (09/26/2016) [-]
Dude. We´re on Funnyjunk.

50% of this site hates women because 95% have never touched a woman. Do you really think more then a few people on here will accept facts if said facts would stop them from talking about "loose sluts" and how feminism has made women into whores, etc, etc, etc.

Honestly doubt you´ll come through to him.
User avatar
#28 - Shorticus (09/26/2016) [-]
I know, but it's just so hard to see these kinds of posts and comments every day and have idiots just not understand how wrong they are. I just gets to me sometimes when I see people perpetuate these lies over and over again.
User avatar
#30 - ljxjlos (09/26/2016) [-]
I know, I know, I have the same thing everyday....hating on women, racism, etc, have turned from a joke to actual hate and fear-mongering in the last month. If this trend continues, I guess that´s it for this site.
User avatar
#33 - Shorticus (09/26/2016) [-]
Honestly, if it does I'm probably gonna leave. I can't take it anymore, these people feeding each other's hate for literally no reason. Their world view is so screwed and they think they're the ones who see clearly.
User avatar
#34 - ljxjlos (09/26/2016) [-]
Same. Would be kinda sad, tho, this site was the perfect timekiller for years...but seeing that nearly every fourth post is about racism, hating women or similar...kinda doubt that I´ll be staying that much longer.
User avatar
#37 - Shorticus (09/26/2016) [-]
I just want funny. I really don't want to see american political posts or muslim posts or refugee posts or anything. Just some funny shit. I don't get why people post stuff on here they are mad about to make others mad....why would you want to be mad?
User avatar
#38 - ljxjlos (09/26/2016) [-]
If I had to make a guess, I´d say it´s mostly not that they want to hate something - it´s because they want to built an image of a group (liberals, muslims, immigrants, whatever) that they can see as inferior to themselves to boost their own self-esteem.

Other then that, yeah - I come here to have a laugh and kill my time when I can´t sleep - and I can´t exactly say when the last time was that I spent more time on FJ laughing then being angry.
User avatar
#39 - Shorticus (09/26/2016) [-]
I know! I don't want to be angry I want to laugh.
User avatar
#27 - ljxjlos (09/26/2016) [-]
*get. get through.
#25 - anon (09/26/2016) [-]
Yeah, sure. Because there's absolutely no difference between virgin pussy and one that's taken miles of dick.

Protip: there is.

Maybe you'd understand better if you'd been on more than just the receiving end your whole life.
User avatar
#29 - Shorticus (09/26/2016) [-]
Yeah, no. SO do you think that a couple who have only been together and haven't had kids think that her vagina is worse cause it has gotten a teeny bit looser as she's aged because thats who muscles, not from being used but from age. That's how they loosen.