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Shorticus

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Gender: female
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:1/10/2010
Last Login:8/30/2016
Location:Canada
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#5546
Highest Content Rank:#1510
Highest Comment Rank:#3295
Content Thumbs: 2257 total,  2563 ,  306
Comment Thumbs: 2497 total,  4130 ,  1633
Content Level Progress: 8% (8/100)
Level 121 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 122 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 63% (63/100)
Level 221 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 222 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:6
Content Views:102189
Times Content Favorited:134 times
Total Comments Made:1466
FJ Points:4236
Favorite Tags: Cats (2) | Cleverbot (2) | funny (2) | Pie Charts (2)

latest user's comments

#445 - **** 08/09/2016 on Yes or No ! 0
#441 - **Shorticus used "*roll 1, 1-8*"** **Shorticus rolls 8**  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2016 on Yes or No ! 0
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#445 - Shorticus (08/09/2016) [-]
Fuck
#57 - To be fair he's 3 now. 07/27/2016 on sure does 0
#20 - I suppose, but I KNOW there are like 5 henna places at Stamped… 07/23/2016 on henna is offensive 0
#15 - DID YOU JUST CALL THE CALGARY STAMPEDE A "SUMMER FESTIVAL…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2016 on henna is offensive +1
#16 - anon (07/23/2016) [-]
Could have been lilac festival or chasing summer
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#20 - Shorticus (07/23/2016) [-]
I suppose, but I KNOW there are like 5 henna places at Stampede and I've never seen one at the Lilac festival or anything
#187 - She's not a First Lady so **** off.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2016 on First Ladies +2
#227 - wattlegobbler (07/21/2016) [-]
With the intelligence of our country wich voted hillary, a lieoholic who no one can trust, over berny, a guy who tried to help EVERYONE, not just a small minority, in the finals forcing every logically thinking person to vote for Trump, i wouldnt be surprised. Make 9/11 great again
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#213 - balanced (07/20/2016) [-]
Yet.
#89 - if thats where your nipples are, I'd suggest you take to your doctor. 07/20/2016 on Name Brand vs. Great Value +45
#85 - My grandma is births and her and all my relatives say it that … 07/15/2016 on Fuck all those Jiffys -1
#79 - Or, you're British.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2016 on Fuck all those Jiffys +2
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#84 - pongldr (07/15/2016) [-]
im british and i can tell you now if ur british and you say potahto ur a fuckin mug mate
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#85 - Shorticus (07/15/2016) [-]
My grandma is births and her and all my relatives say it that way. It sounds completely normal.
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#83 - blackscienceman (07/15/2016) [-]
No the only brits that say "potahto" are lads taking the piss out of rich cunts or rich cunts themselves.
#78 - Personally, I've only heard one person call it if with a hard …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2016 on Fuck all those Jiffys 0
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#80 - OtisMcWonderful (07/15/2016) [-]
Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

I just don't get why this is such a big deal and why the fact that I acknowledge that jif is correct but still use gif is such an unpopular opinion.