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Shorticus

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Gender: female
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:1/10/2010
Location:Canada
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latest user's comments

#17 - That extra slot was only in Double Dash (albeit, the best mari… 08/27/2015 on Niggas better know +1
#7 - That isn't true though, There is no medical way to tell if som…  [+] (18 new replies) 08/23/2015 on Phone vs Virginity +8
User avatar #76 - spermbank (08/24/2015) [-]
also, hymens dont "pop" or "break" like some say, they stretch. if the girl isnt "prepared" for penetration (not enough lubrication or dick 2 big), there might be a slight tear, causing blood, but if the girl is properly stretched and lubricated before penetration, there shouldnt be discomfort or pain, or "virginal blood" as the old days would call it. source: nobody ive talked to (nor I) bled their first time
User avatar #23 - nudybooty (08/23/2015) [-]
The people responding to you make me worry that they were taught sex ed in Texas.

Hymen's can be broken by using a tampon or every horseback riding. They don't typically break on their own but yea hymen's don't mean someone is a virgin. Some women are also born without them and they may not even break during sex.
#25 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
A broken hymen doesn't mean you lost your virginity though!
User avatar #27 - nudybooty (08/23/2015) [-]
That's kinda what "Hymen's can be broken by using a tampon or even* horseback riding" meant.
#22 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
This is really dumb. You don't even use yours more than once a year. What do you care, girlfriend-of-the-year?! You got a dry snatch full of cobwebs. Shut it, cunt.
#20 - stalini (08/23/2015) [-]
You're ignorant and uneducated. While it's not 100% proof of it, virginity is biologically detectable minimum 90% of the times.
User avatar #26 - nudybooty (08/23/2015) [-]
That is 100% false. It's next to impossible to tell if someone is a virgin. The only thing we have to go by is the hymen test but most girls break it with a tampon by accident before they have sex.
#28 - stalini (08/23/2015) [-]
Nope, they don't and you're saying a very retarded thing.
Only very small minority break it before actually having sex.
#29 - nudybooty (08/23/2015) [-]
I'm not going to argue with you.
#36 - stalini (08/23/2015) [-]
Of course you are not, you just keep repeating nonsense which makes no sense.
Either you are a girl or a basement neckbeard who has not ever seen vagina
User avatar #10 - gittons (08/23/2015) [-]
i love that virginity is always all about the girls, never even a mention of males but i get why.
#85 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
a key that opens many locks is very valuable
a lock that opens to any key is worthless
#33 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
#21 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
User avatar #40 - greyhoundfd (08/23/2015) [-]
This is fascinating, but not really a reply to his comment.

His point is that men are pushed to have sex early, not that women should be encouraged to fuck random people.
#51 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
The point is that female virginity is far more important than male virginity in the context of a stable and healthy society. That's why there's an emphases on female virginity. Men and women aren't equal, and sex means different things for men and women.
User avatar #53 - greyhoundfd (08/23/2015) [-]
This is also complicated because you have to consider that the personality might be the fundamental factor behind some of these changes. For example, someone who is likely to have had sex before marriage could do this because their personality might not fundamentally fit into the context of a marriage.

There is a reason that statistics like these are subject to such scrutiny, because there are many more factors at work than you are taking into account.
#56 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
No. It's a story as old as time. There is nothing new under the sun. Women pair bond with the first person they sleep with on a deep spiritual and emotional level. Once they have sex with another person, their husband becomes the person the happen to being currently sleeping with rather than THE person the sleep with. Big difference.
Every generation thinks their time is different and that old values are outdated and irrelevant. Then they grow up and realize their parents were right. The excuses used today to say that sex and family have to be considered in the context of this "unique" time are the same as the excuses used during the 60's or any other generation for that matter. Every batch of 20-year-olds think they are the first people to ever discover their genitals. That's why people under 30 love Bernie Sanders so much. Every year a new batch of 20-year-olds discover this great "new" idea called socialism.

No. There are no extenuating factors. Women who sleep around harm themselves, their future families, and society. Therefore, just as it was thousands of years ago, and just as it will be a few thousand years from now, female virginity is far more important than male virginity. That's why there is an emphasis on it.
#10 - Whats wrong with the first one? You just wish you had a boob s…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2015 on Female Drivers +6
User avatar #29 - rockamekishiko (08/23/2015) [-]
>implying most of us funnyjunkers don't
User avatar #15 - lifeanddeath (08/23/2015) [-]
#9
#9 - Nah, it's for safety. Too many babies died (in the 40s-60s? i … 08/22/2015 on When I see the pussy 0
#8 - Seriously, this post confirms my suspicions that most of holly… 08/22/2015 on Then v Now 0
#5 - Having loose blankets around babies is dangerous, all babies n…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2015 on When I see the pussy +1
#8 - sneakytree (08/22/2015) [-]
Oh. I thought it was just because it was a pain in the ass to shove arms and legs through the sleeves since they squirm like a hooked worm.
User avatar #9 - Shorticus (08/22/2015) [-]
Nah, it's for safety. Too many babies died (in the 40s-60s? i think) suffocating on blankets when they chewed them in their sleep.
#32 - anyone have a video of this or something I can watch this on? … 08/20/2015 on This guy would be a great... 0
#89 - what gets me every time is "I too am in this episode" 08/17/2015 on House +6
#47 - They have these all over calgary, especially when there are gr…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2015 on random comp +6
#72 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
what do we have to say on one side of the sidewalk?

lol
User avatar #57 - taniv (08/16/2015) [-]
Calgary mentioned. Swell with unpredictable weather and dirty oil money
#20 - Didn't an Englishman create the computer, as in, ALAN TURING  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2015 on Tumb1r +3
User avatar #23 - guardianatreyu (08/15/2015) [-]
Not Alan Turing.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#16 - myactualfacewhen (04/19/2015) [-]
did you really repost content that you posted 2 years ago?
User avatar #15 - MrDeadiron (04/15/2015) [-]
Don't worry I got some burn heal for you.
User avatar #14 - FightClub (04/05/2015) [-]
**** me in the ass
User avatar #8 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
teoberry i see u in dat latest users list
User avatar #9 to #8 - teoberry (02/21/2015) [-]
inshallah
User avatar #10 to #9 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
asalaam aleikum
User avatar #11 to #10 - teoberry (02/21/2015) [-]
ah salam, i like him
User avatar #12 to #11 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
LMAO
User avatar #3 - ubadubba (01/24/2015) [-]
Gods, I miss Canada...
User avatar #4 to #3 - Shorticus (01/24/2015) [-]
Why?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ubadubba (01/24/2015) [-]
Moved to ohio when I was two. Now all my relatives live up there and even though Ohio is great, I find myself missing every little thing!
User avatar #6 to #5 - Shorticus (01/24/2015) [-]
Canada is the best, imo
User avatar #7 to #6 - ubadubba (01/24/2015) [-]
And your opinion is right! I even miss shoveling the 7-foot snowdrifts. It's the nature that I miss the most, I guess.
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