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Shorticus

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Gender: female
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:1/10/2010
Location:Canada
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latest user's comments

#10546785 - oh noes 10 hours ago on Autism Board +1
#10546662 - So does that mean you'll jerk off to me?  [+] (2 new replies) 11 hours ago on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10546664 - nelliel (11 hours ago) [-]
i haven't stopped
User avatar #10546785 - Shorticus (10 hours ago) [-]
oh noes
#73 - Even so, nothing wrong with being this size.  [+] (1 new reply) 16 hours ago on (untitled) 0
#75 - kingderps (16 hours ago) [-]
Hard to tell from this picture alone really. Maybe she is fine, maybe not.
#62 - How is that anywhere close?? All I'm saying is don't shame som… 16 hours ago on (untitled) +1
#54 - Well, I just feel that being healthy shouldn't be shoved on pe…  [+] (2 new replies) 17 hours ago on (untitled) 0
User avatar #58 - wotterpatch (17 hours ago) [-]
Yea you shouldn't have to do anything, but you also shouldn't be offended that people are concerned about your health.
Jesus, it's like calling the cops and telling them you were raped because someone complimented you
User avatar #62 - Shorticus (16 hours ago) [-]
How is that anywhere close?? All I'm saying is don't shame someone for being happy the way they are? I don't think people should stay fat if they are happy but very unhealthy, but they shouldn't be shamed for being happy and barely unhealthy.
#52 - I see it all the time, in media, in the news and just around t…  [+] (5 new replies) 17 hours ago on (untitled) 0
User avatar #53 - wotterpatch (17 hours ago) [-]
But things are wrong with them.

Being chubby is still less healthy than being "normal" for lack of a proper term

You seem offended that people are trying to offer health advice
User avatar #187 - advice (13 hours ago) [-]
people will be offended by anything
User avatar #54 - Shorticus (17 hours ago) [-]
Well, I just feel that being healthy shouldn't be shoved on people based on someone else's standards that mean nothing to them? I like eating like crap and not exercising....why should I do it if I don't want to?
User avatar #58 - wotterpatch (17 hours ago) [-]
Yea you shouldn't have to do anything, but you also shouldn't be offended that people are concerned about your health.
Jesus, it's like calling the cops and telling them you were raped because someone complimented you
User avatar #62 - Shorticus (16 hours ago) [-]
How is that anywhere close?? All I'm saying is don't shame someone for being happy the way they are? I don't think people should stay fat if they are happy but very unhealthy, but they shouldn't be shamed for being happy and barely unhealthy.
#46 - Bulimic, sorry. 17 hours ago on (untitled) 0
#45 - But people shame women like this all the time for not being he…  [+] (8 new replies) 17 hours ago on (untitled) 0
User avatar #51 - wotterpatch (17 hours ago) [-]
I've never seen a chubby women being shamed for being fat.
I've seen people suggest they lose weight, as a family member or friend, but that's not shaming. That's somebody looking out for someone elses health. Because again, being a bit chubby isn't super bad for you, but it's not "better", only "less bad"
User avatar #52 - Shorticus (17 hours ago) [-]
I see it all the time, in media, in the news and just around town, campus, movie theatres. "Do you really want extra butter?" And all that shit. Nothing's wrong with them, I don't get it....
User avatar #53 - wotterpatch (17 hours ago) [-]
But things are wrong with them.

Being chubby is still less healthy than being "normal" for lack of a proper term

You seem offended that people are trying to offer health advice
User avatar #187 - advice (13 hours ago) [-]
people will be offended by anything
User avatar #54 - Shorticus (17 hours ago) [-]
Well, I just feel that being healthy shouldn't be shoved on people based on someone else's standards that mean nothing to them? I like eating like crap and not exercising....why should I do it if I don't want to?
User avatar #58 - wotterpatch (17 hours ago) [-]
Yea you shouldn't have to do anything, but you also shouldn't be offended that people are concerned about your health.
Jesus, it's like calling the cops and telling them you were raped because someone complimented you
User avatar #62 - Shorticus (16 hours ago) [-]
How is that anywhere close?? All I'm saying is don't shame someone for being happy the way they are? I don't think people should stay fat if they are happy but very unhealthy, but they shouldn't be shamed for being happy and barely unhealthy.
User avatar #46 - Shorticus (17 hours ago) [-]
Bulimic, sorry.
#36 - Well what I mean is that we shouldn't be promoting being fat l…  [+] (10 new replies) 17 hours ago on (untitled) 0
User avatar #41 - wotterpatch (17 hours ago) [-]
But nobody is shaming women like that? Nobody really cares, or at least, nobody has a right to care what somebody elses body is like. What everybody is all up in arms about is being unhealthy and being proud of it. That's all it is. We don't care if you're fat or not, just don't romanticize something that's dangerous.
User avatar #45 - Shorticus (17 hours ago) [-]
But people shame women like this all the time for not being healthy, which is wrong. They're fine. I'm a size 2 and people think I'm anorexic cause they see me eat huge amounts of food. It's just people shaming others for no reason or made up things about them/
User avatar #51 - wotterpatch (17 hours ago) [-]
I've never seen a chubby women being shamed for being fat.
I've seen people suggest they lose weight, as a family member or friend, but that's not shaming. That's somebody looking out for someone elses health. Because again, being a bit chubby isn't super bad for you, but it's not "better", only "less bad"
User avatar #52 - Shorticus (17 hours ago) [-]
I see it all the time, in media, in the news and just around town, campus, movie theatres. "Do you really want extra butter?" And all that shit. Nothing's wrong with them, I don't get it....
User avatar #53 - wotterpatch (17 hours ago) [-]
But things are wrong with them.

Being chubby is still less healthy than being "normal" for lack of a proper term

You seem offended that people are trying to offer health advice
User avatar #187 - advice (13 hours ago) [-]
people will be offended by anything
User avatar #54 - Shorticus (17 hours ago) [-]
Well, I just feel that being healthy shouldn't be shoved on people based on someone else's standards that mean nothing to them? I like eating like crap and not exercising....why should I do it if I don't want to?
User avatar #58 - wotterpatch (17 hours ago) [-]
Yea you shouldn't have to do anything, but you also shouldn't be offended that people are concerned about your health.
Jesus, it's like calling the cops and telling them you were raped because someone complimented you
User avatar #62 - Shorticus (16 hours ago) [-]
How is that anywhere close?? All I'm saying is don't shame someone for being happy the way they are? I don't think people should stay fat if they are happy but very unhealthy, but they shouldn't be shamed for being happy and barely unhealthy.
User avatar #46 - Shorticus (17 hours ago) [-]
Bulimic, sorry.
#31 - She is really pretty and NOT slowly killing herself. 17 hours ago on (untitled) 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #8 - awesomerninjathing (02/21/2015) [-]
teoberry i see u in dat latest users list
User avatar #9 to #8 - teoberry (02/21/2015) [-]
inshallah
User avatar #10 to #9 - awesomerninjathing (02/21/2015) [-]
asalaam aleikum
User avatar #11 to #10 - teoberry (02/21/2015) [-]
ah salam, i like him
User avatar #3 - ubadubba (01/24/2015) [-]
Gods, I miss Canada...
User avatar #4 to #3 - Shorticus (01/24/2015) [-]
Why?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ubadubba (01/24/2015) [-]
Moved to ohio when I was two. Now all my relatives live up there and even though Ohio is great, I find myself missing every little thing!
User avatar #6 to #5 - Shorticus (01/24/2015) [-]
Canada is the best, imo
User avatar #7 to #6 - ubadubba (01/24/2015) [-]
And your opinion is right! I even miss shoveling the 7-foot snowdrifts. It's the nature that I miss the most, I guess.
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User avatar #1 - snakefire (11/26/2012) [-]
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