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#315 - Yes it is. Look it up.  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on The Tumblr civil war has begun -1
User avatar #316 - timmywankenobi (5 hours ago) [-]
I have it's not . It is completely legal to buy a adult woman a drink and then have sex if she wants to.
#35 - So, just a question...Would they blame/charge the guy for hitt… 7 hours ago on what ru doing 0
#47 - That's not a trailer, it's the beginning of the movie.... 8 hours ago on They only narrate yogurt... +4
#311 - That's the law (at least where I love it is), not my opinion.  [+] (3 new replies) 11 hours ago on The Tumblr civil war has begun -1
User avatar #314 - timmywankenobi (5 hours ago) [-]
were do you live then ? cause that's not the law anywhere in here Canada.
User avatar #315 - Shorticus (5 hours ago) [-]
Yes it is. Look it up.
User avatar #316 - timmywankenobi (5 hours ago) [-]
I have it's not . It is completely legal to buy a adult woman a drink and then have sex if she wants to.
#302 - It also includes catcalls, if they are threatening. 19 hours ago on The Tumblr civil war has begun 0
#301 - Most of you are all bigoted, narcissistic ********* . Ho… 19 hours ago on The Tumblr civil war has begun 0
#114 - I actually honestly can't believe people are thumbing him up f…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2015 on "All men objectify women" +1
User avatar #117 - fiahhawt (04/27/2015) [-]
It's the picture, fags always go for a good picture
#111 - No, sexual assault is someone touching you in a sexual way wit…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/27/2015 on The Tumblr civil war has begun -5
User avatar #304 - timmywankenobi (18 hours ago) [-]
according to the stats you provided have sex with a intoxicated woman is rape, and intoxication is defined as one drink or more. Clear propaganda as it claims that women can no longer think or consent after just one drink.
User avatar #311 - Shorticus (11 hours ago) [-]
That's the law (at least where I love it is), not my opinion.
User avatar #314 - timmywankenobi (5 hours ago) [-]
were do you live then ? cause that's not the law anywhere in here Canada.
User avatar #315 - Shorticus (5 hours ago) [-]
Yes it is. Look it up.
User avatar #316 - timmywankenobi (5 hours ago) [-]
I have it's not . It is completely legal to buy a adult woman a drink and then have sex if she wants to.
#279 - fefe (22 hours ago) [-]
Some people think that sexual assault includes verbal cat calls. And asking a woman "have you ever been a victim of any sexual assault" and their response is, "yeah that guy on the subway i think was staring at my ass so yeah" ruins the statistic and makes for a juicy story for the fat bitches in they basement
User avatar #302 - Shorticus (19 hours ago) [-]
It also includes catcalls, if they are threatening.
#239 - alarubra (04/27/2015) [-]
"Moreover, many victims lack the capacity to appreciate or understand they are being assaulted." I can't even translate this one. The bullshit is palpable.
#238 - alarubra (04/27/2015) [-]
"While the numbers can never been 100% accurate, a few key generalizations can made" allow me to translate, a "We don't have any verifiable statistics, so enjoy this bullshit we just made up."
#236 - alarubra (04/27/2015) [-]
"any unwanted sexual act, including any touching" From the same website you linked. Let me point out the important word here: INCLUDING This implies that other things can be counted otherwise it could just say "any unwanted sexual touching" . Possibly sexual innuendos, flirting, or any other act to try and get sex. So, by their definition, if I hit on a girl at a bar, and she rejects me, and I walk away, I've just committed sexual assault and then fled.

Allow me to reiterate:
IN TO THE PROPAGANDA TRASH IT GOES!
#109 - Apparently lol 04/27/2015 on "All men objectify women" 0
#10 - The 1 in5 isn't rape, it's sexual assault. It can include rape…  [+] (20 new replies) 04/26/2015 on The Tumblr civil war has begun -13
User avatar #301 - Shorticus (19 hours ago) [-]
Most of you are all bigoted, narcissistic fuckheads. Honestly, not everyone is a 'tumblr feminist'. Feminism is good, whether you like it or not. Sexual assault is real. rape is real. But, rape does not happen as much as 'tumblr feminists' say it does. But sexual assault does. I personally know 2 women who have been raped. I myself have been sexually assaulted. I don't know who else of my friends because we don't talk about it much. Just stop complaining that 'women are out to get us' and 'women are making our lives unfair'. We don't to get rid of you, or torment you or anything. We just want equality. That's it.

So please, funny junk, stop bitching about everything 'feminism'. Just stop. You'r ebeating a dead horse in your own community over and over again.
#130 - fefe (04/27/2015) [-]
yeah i'm sure talking to a woman is sexual assault

stop spreading garbage
User avatar #56 - timmywankenobi (04/26/2015) [-]
that definition includes (a man offering you one drink making you intoxicated.)

IN THE PROPAGANDA TRASH IT GOES.
User avatar #111 - Shorticus (04/27/2015) [-]
No, sexual assault is someone touching you in a sexual way without your consent.
User avatar #304 - timmywankenobi (18 hours ago) [-]
according to the stats you provided have sex with a intoxicated woman is rape, and intoxication is defined as one drink or more. Clear propaganda as it claims that women can no longer think or consent after just one drink.
User avatar #311 - Shorticus (11 hours ago) [-]
That's the law (at least where I love it is), not my opinion.
User avatar #314 - timmywankenobi (5 hours ago) [-]
were do you live then ? cause that's not the law anywhere in here Canada.
User avatar #315 - Shorticus (5 hours ago) [-]
Yes it is. Look it up.
User avatar #316 - timmywankenobi (5 hours ago) [-]
I have it's not . It is completely legal to buy a adult woman a drink and then have sex if she wants to.
#279 - fefe (22 hours ago) [-]
Some people think that sexual assault includes verbal cat calls. And asking a woman "have you ever been a victim of any sexual assault" and their response is, "yeah that guy on the subway i think was staring at my ass so yeah" ruins the statistic and makes for a juicy story for the fat bitches in they basement
User avatar #302 - Shorticus (19 hours ago) [-]
It also includes catcalls, if they are threatening.
#239 - alarubra (04/27/2015) [-]
"Moreover, many victims lack the capacity to appreciate or understand they are being assaulted." I can't even translate this one. The bullshit is palpable.
#238 - alarubra (04/27/2015) [-]
"While the numbers can never been 100% accurate, a few key generalizations can made" allow me to translate, a "We don't have any verifiable statistics, so enjoy this bullshit we just made up."
#236 - alarubra (04/27/2015) [-]
"any unwanted sexual act, including any touching" From the same website you linked. Let me point out the important word here: INCLUDING This implies that other things can be counted otherwise it could just say "any unwanted sexual touching" . Possibly sexual innuendos, flirting, or any other act to try and get sex. So, by their definition, if I hit on a girl at a bar, and she rejects me, and I walk away, I've just committed sexual assault and then fled.

Allow me to reiterate:
IN TO THE PROPAGANDA TRASH IT GOES!
#48 - willys (04/26/2015) [-]
I'm gonna guess Canada's sexual assault definition is as loose as American government definitions. When I worked for the state, we were told that if we complimented a woman's appearance and she didn't appreciate it, it could be called sexual assault. So yeah, I really wish we had realistic statistics that could do some good because right now that statistic basically just means "1 in 5 women will complain about some shit" in their lifetime.
User avatar #12 - mrchrisker (04/26/2015) [-]
Id like to know what qualifies as sexual assult in that study
#268 - fefe (23 hours ago) [-]
I could imagine getting butt spanked may constitute as an assault. And it happens fairly often. (At least for cute chicks)
#225 - fefe (04/27/2015) [-]
The problem is that feminists have made it so that ANYTHING can be sexual assault, up to and including simply being right in an argument.
#105 - fefe (04/27/2015) [-]
What is sexual assault?

Sexual assault is any unwanted sexual act, including any touching (or forced touching by the victim) of a sexual nature that occurs without the true consent of both parties. Consent is the critical element in distinguishing between sexual assault and merely sexual activity. In order for consent to be given the consenting individual must be:

a) of legal age (currently 14 in Canada, unless one individual is in a position of power)
b) of sound mind and capacity - they must be capable of understanding what they are consenting to
c) voluntary - one cannot be forced by threats or intimidation to consent

It is important to note that the question of whether a sexual assault meets the criminal definition of sexual assault under Canada's Criminal Code is a question of law to be determined through the court process.

From the same site, just clicked a link.
www.sexassault.ca/sexualassault.htm
#226 - fefe (04/27/2015) [-]
Which can basically be twisted to mean whatever the fuck you want it to.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#16 - myactualfacewhen (04/19/2015) [-]
did you really repost content that you posted 2 years ago?
User avatar #15 - MrDeadiron (04/15/2015) [-]
Don't worry I got some burn heal for you.
User avatar #14 - FightClub (04/05/2015) [-]
**** me in the ass
User avatar #8 - awesomerninjathing (02/21/2015) [-]
teoberry i see u in dat latest users list
User avatar #9 to #8 - teoberry (02/21/2015) [-]
inshallah
User avatar #10 to #9 - awesomerninjathing (02/21/2015) [-]
asalaam aleikum
User avatar #11 to #10 - teoberry (02/21/2015) [-]
ah salam, i like him
User avatar #3 - ubadubba (01/24/2015) [-]
Gods, I miss Canada...
User avatar #4 to #3 - Shorticus (01/24/2015) [-]
Why?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ubadubba (01/24/2015) [-]
Moved to ohio when I was two. Now all my relatives live up there and even though Ohio is great, I find myself missing every little thing!
User avatar #6 to #5 - Shorticus (01/24/2015) [-]
Canada is the best, imo
User avatar #7 to #6 - ubadubba (01/24/2015) [-]
And your opinion is right! I even miss shoveling the 7-foot snowdrifts. It's the nature that I miss the most, I guess.
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