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#120547 - Hi /pol/  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2016 on Politics - politics news,... 0
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#120549 - youregaylol (06/26/2016) [-]
what does that faggy E mean anyway
#475537 - I don't really know why Overkill bothers maintaining their anc… 06/26/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#475521 - People who compare treating animals as less than human to racism.  [+] (11 new replies) 06/26/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#475532 - aoeui (06/26/2016) [-]
a lot of humans are animals so what you're saying is I'm not racist?
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#475524 - drastronomy (06/26/2016) [-]

why cant i use my nigger slaves for their god-intended purpose?
#475525 - masterboll (06/26/2016) [-]
for satisfying white women when white men cant?
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#475526 - drastronomy (06/26/2016) [-]
If that is the purpose you use them for, i wont judge.

I use them to pick cotton
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#475531 - masterboll (06/26/2016) [-]
>going against what God intended their purpose to be

cuck detected
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#475617 - drastronomy (06/27/2016) [-]
Who the fuck are you talking to

i use them as slaves
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#475622 - masterboll (06/27/2016) [-]
why would you use them as slaves if that isnt their purpose?
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#475637 - drastronomy (06/27/2016) [-]
that is their purpose

can you fucking read or do they not teach you that in the middle east
#475533 - anon (06/26/2016) [-]
are you a cuck for the black man?
I sincerely thought you were arab but you always talk about how hot blacks are
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#475536 - masterboll (06/26/2016) [-]
if a white man needs a black man to satisfy a white woman, wouldnt it make the white man a cuck for the black man?

not sure how that applies to me tho
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#475523 - masterboll (06/26/2016) [-]
animals should be treated as non-human persons

treating animals as less than human is probably more closer to racism than humans treating each other like shit based on race

humans can at least understand their situation fully and try to do something about it. animals are incapable of fighting for their rights, which is why they need to be protected more than humans.
#475479 - This is probably true, but you also dedicate a fair portion of…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#475480 - huntergriff (06/25/2016) [-]
#475434 - I think leaving the EU is generally a good thing, but most of …  [+] (29 new replies) 06/25/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#475476 - aoeui (06/25/2016) [-]
if I didn't know any better I would say you actually are the Amazing Atheist
the only difference I can find is you're really low energy and he's doing okay atm
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#475456 - huntergriff (06/25/2016) [-]
They're paranoid? All i've fucking heard is people from the remain campaign screaming about how this is going to be the end of the goddamn world and calling people racist on twitter and trying to upend democracy just because they lost.
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#475479 - Shiny (06/25/2016) [-]
This is probably true, but you also dedicate a fair portion of your time to surrounding yourself with people you despise.
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#475480 - huntergriff (06/25/2016) [-]
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#475440 - princessren (06/25/2016) [-]
I still don't really see how a "United States of Europe" would be a bad thing.
I mean the EU surely needs some reforms, but I don't really see why everyone is praising this as the harbinger or it's demise
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#475443 - thebestpieever (06/25/2016) [-]
The problem with the EU is that it's regulative enough to be binding, but not united enough so everyone has a compromsie to each other. In general the US have an incentive to help other states in the US and such. The countries in the EU don't have a compromise to help countries in the EU that are crashing and burning, like the deal with Greece. All the EU did with Greece was buy enough time for Germany and France to do damage-repair and then they left them to rot. That's why the EU is a really unstable union at the moment, despite its long list of benefits it's still every country for itself.

And it isn't, Brexit won't kill the EU. It would have been a hit, but it could live. If the dutch leave, however, the EU is done. It will go poof overnight and so will the world economy.
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#475452 - princessren (06/25/2016) [-]
but I'm just a dumb american
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#475458 - alexanderburns (06/25/2016) [-]
I'm just a teenage dirtbag
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#475475 - bladeboy (06/25/2016) [-]
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#475451 - princessren (06/25/2016) [-]
they need to fix their shit
which would be a better alternative then destroying it all together imo
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#475467 - thebestpieever (06/25/2016) [-]
Eh, the EU is not a great solution as things are. Europe could do fine with the EU. It was mostly a band-aid to keep the savages of Europe from murdering half of their young every 20 years when that had really gotten out of hand. It has to change, that's for sure. It has to become more unified, or it has to be a lot less legally binding. And especially the way the Euro works. As long as every country gets to set its own economic policy, yet they all determine the value of the Euro together then that will always be a very unstable currency.

None of which matters right now.

Nothing much would change if the UK left 6 years ago when the world economy was so bad that even disrupting trade with it's biggest-by-far partner wouldn't have been that big a hit compared through what was going on. If the UK had waited 2 years so they could have an upperhand in negotiations while having actually worked on the matter instead of letting Cameron just fucking bumble himself into it because he was sure it wouldn't happen then it would have been fine. Scottish nationalist sentiment would have settled by then, and the Scots wouldn't have been up for leaving in the financial chaos of 2010.

But today the UK decided to sever it's connections to the EU, deeply unaware that they were quite literally feeding tubes and if it wants to ever eat again for the next 10 years it's going to have to frantically reconnect them all one by one, except this time the people on the other end of the machine won't be as chummy. All the while its legs and arms frantically flop around trying to sever themselves from the main body.

Also, just a thought: But the Dutch are assholes. They know that if they leave this year, or even next year, then the EU is done after losing 2 members of that size. And if the EU explodes overnight then that's just going to be the global 2008 recession al over again.

Again, leaving the EU isn't a bad thing. It's all about timing, and they've chosen the worst fucking possible moment they could have ever chosen.
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#475469 - thebestpieever (06/25/2016) [-]
Europe could do fine without the EU*
#475438 - thebestpieever (06/25/2016) [-]
If we'd done it 5 years ago it would have been fine. If we'd waited 2 more years it would have been fine. But right now it's a stupid fucking dangerous decision that is going to cost us millions. It's already costed us a billion.

Then there's also the whole "the EU was made to prevent WW3" thing, but I never believed that it would have been very good at that anyway, so I don't care about that..
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#475457 - huntergriff (06/25/2016) [-]
Pretty sure the UN was created to prevent WWIII, not the EU.
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#475465 - thebestpieever (06/25/2016) [-]
"The European Union is set up with the aim of ending the frequent and bloody wars between neighbours, which culminated in the Second World War."

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#475500 - wittypotato (06/26/2016) [-]
If we're getting technical than the EU wasn't built with that aim the ECSC was, and that basically became the EU
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#475512 - thebestpieever (06/26/2016) [-]
Troo, troo. But A) Like I said, I don't give any creedence to that regardless and B) I was talking to a retard.
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#475466 - huntergriff (06/25/2016) [-]
huh. Learn something new every day.
#475441 - thebestpieever (06/25/2016) [-]
Actually shut my fucking mouth. We've lost 200 billion since the deal, this is the first time in my life that I've been an optimist, oh wow.
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#475446 - EdwardNigma (06/25/2016) [-]
"Oh thank god, we didn't lose a billion, we lost 200 billion."
#475447 - thebestpieever (06/25/2016) [-]
I read the articles in my head and ran some really sloppy over-the-envelope stuff in my head, trying to keep estimates prudent. So I said 20 in my head but I wrote 1 to not sound like a crazy person, that sounded bad enough to lose overnight. I was wrong, I was so fucking wrong.
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#475449 - badmotorfinger (06/25/2016) [-]
It's not going to be like this for long man. You guys get to rule yourselves once again. Actual democracy. That's a great thing.
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#475474 - shibe (06/25/2016) [-]
it's gonna be shit for a while if the eu collapses [spoiler] which it is, it's just great britain leaving is the first sign that it's collapsing [/spoiler ]because great britain decided to leave, and that will cause a huge economic fallout throughout europe and probably the world

so thanks britain
#475450 - thebestpieever (06/25/2016) [-]
Not really. That's not how this works. We're still going to have to capitulate to EU regulations if we want to keep trade up witht hem (and we really do if we don't want to turn into mad max) so now we won't be legally bound, but economically bound.
Same with borders: EU companies get to set their standards on eastern europeans or our economy burns. And France no longer has to keep refugees in Calais, they have no obligation to us. So Dover is going to become illegal immigrant town now.
The only shit that we won is the right to being, like, actual fucking racists now (since the EU actually does have to regulate that in places like Hungary) and the right to not include dumb stuff like the iphone EU volume limit.

No one has won anything in this, and we've lost so, so, so much. I have no time, or place for ideology in my life. I couldn't give less of a fuck about "independence" or "tyranny", "communism", "capitalism". All I want is for every man, woman and child in the world to have a roof over their heads and bread in their table. And now the UK has compromised just that. But hey, at least now we can fish all season 'round! Of course nobody wants to buy our fish now, because we don't fall under the convenient EU taxing and zoning laws, and people will distrust our fish because we don't have an international regulating body for health standards of food! Now they just have to take our word.

No one won in this. The people who wanted to leave wanted autonomy, more money for the NHS and the actual racists wanted less immigrants. Economically that autonomy won't happen if we want to feed people by keeping the economy even remotely going, that money for the NHS is confirmed to not be happening, and we're actually going to get more immigrants.

And the people who wanted to stay, well, I don't need to tell you how they lost.
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#475453 - EdwardNigma (06/25/2016) [-]
I vote to not keep trade up with them.
Shiny and chrome.
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#475448 - EdwardNigma (06/25/2016) [-]
Have you tried turning the UK off and on again?
Have you tried a sacrifice of 30 virgins, so supple, so pure, to the Queen?
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#475470 - thebestpieever (06/25/2016) [-]
Scotland thought it was a problem with the US. So they're installing EU XP, they said UK 10 wasn't working for them.
We do those sacrifices every week too.
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#475435 - masterboll (06/25/2016) [-]
im chill.

if im going down, im going to make sure you fags are falling with me.
#475473 - anon (06/25/2016) [-]
dont you want to leave the eu
aren't you a right wing muslim
unless you don't wanna leave cause it would mean fewer of your amiigos in the country
#77 - >snipes on offense >match is lost >map switch… 06/25/2016 on Evaluation +11
#76 - I'm SO close to being in the top 500 players, but I just don't… 06/25/2016 on Evaluation -2
#120399 - I'm surprised you of all people would think  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2016 on Politics - politics news,... 0
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#120411 - thumbfortrump (06/25/2016) [-]
I think I've written it since the referendum was announced. I know it contradicts Trump's view, however I do agree totally with him and the British people on the immigration issue.
But the economic gain from the EU far outweighs the economic burden of immigrants read "refugees" not moving laborers .
The British people how have to figure out what they're going to do with two thirds of their export which goes to EU member states.
#120393 - The narrator opens with a statement against feeling guilty for… 06/25/2016 on Politics - politics news,... -1
#120392 - It has the potential to help the UK gain more control of its o… 06/25/2016 on Politics - politics news,... 0
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