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#6 - Links to my last two  [+] (3 replies) 10/16/2015 on Confessions of a Thrill... +21
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#18 - epicralph (10/16/2015) [-]
Love this shit, keep it up.
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#10 - acrazymonkey (10/16/2015) [-]
If you want a couple of mine i can pm you some of em later and you can post em
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#11 - SheWolfie (10/16/2015) [-]
Sure! always glad to share the pain with a fellow park slave
#60 - Picture 10/16/2015 on SheWolfie's profile 0
#5 - they are in a way, its just some trick you have to figure out …  [+] (1 reply) 10/14/2015 on Confessions of a Thrill... +2
#13 - skategx (10/16/2015) [-]
Well I am a games supervisor at Kings Island and they are ot rigged they are justreallyhard to win
#2 - Want to be mentioned in my (hopefully) next Confessions? Leave…  [+] (1 reply) 10/14/2015 on Confessions of a Thrill... +1
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#12 - epicralph (10/16/2015) [-]
Mention me please!
I don't have any funny quotes except
"Hey watch this!" Famous last words
#1 - Have you ever worked in an Amusement Park? I want to hear your…  [+] (3 replies) 10/14/2015 on Confessions of a Thrill... +2
#11 - Zailen (10/16/2015) [-]
It was five minutes before close, and I worked as a lifeguard at what one would call an "amusement park". So far, I was dry. I was going to make it! take note, that this is quite a victory. Anyway. I see this mother in the water with her kid, and something doesn't seem quite right. My supervisor walks over to me and taps me on the shoulder.

"Keep an eye on them."

Alright. No big deal. I have five minutes! What can go wrong? Ohhhh no. A lot can go wrong. Because not two minutes later im in the water seperating her from her child with my rescue tube. Classic front drive to wedge them apart and keep her drunk ass above water. She was literally trying to hold her 7 year old under water. So. Somehow she snakes her way up and over my tube, and clings to my neck, where she nibbles on my ear, and whispers into it. The smell of alcohol and shame on her breath.

"Hey big boy. Let me explain. I was...I was...Trying...To drown my son...To teach him...about...JESUS. I WAS TRYING TO TEACH HIM ABOVE JESUS!"

Que her clinging to me tighter. I look up to my supervisor who'd taken my spot on stand after my 'rescue' for some help. I even whistle for assistance. Nothing. Those fuckers see what's happening, and LEAVE me there. So I eventually work them to the edge of the pool. The park is closed by now and people are filing out. After some more drunk groping all up on me. She just simply gets to leave because it's the end of the day. Like...Really. I tell my supervisors what had happened, and they laugh, and tell the manager, who also laughs.

To this day, I have no idea if this woman is legally still allowed to raise her kid. I learned a valuable lesson on that day.

Tube control. Dont let weird people get close to you.
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#10 - AmandaNicole (10/16/2015) [-]
Where do I even begin??

With the lady last week demanding a discount on photos because she's epileptic? (as if it were my problem)

or the crazy delusional lady who tried to raid my backroom?

or the racoon that lived in my backroom and would watch me do paperwork and poop on costumes?

Thats just this last month...
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#8 - drtortuga (10/15/2015) [-]
I worked in a park, as a counselor for an educational day camp. It was awful, all the stupidity and heat that results from packing so many people into the hot California sun doubled with the efforts of not losing a herd of running screaming children. Thankfully, no harassment ever bothered me, but everyone, from little kids to moms and old grandmas, would grope and fondle the people in the character costumes. Do they not realize there are 16 yr old girls in there??? I never want to work in a park again.
#19 - you are one of the few who actually respond with sauce and not…  [+] (1 reply) 09/20/2015 on Pc forever 0
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#20 - samoaspider (09/20/2015) [-]
feed me thumbs and I'll juggle on a unicycle
#17 - could someone please tell me what episode this is?  [+] (3 replies) 09/20/2015 on Pc forever 0
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#18 - samoaspider (09/20/2015) [-]
look in the latest season
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#19 - SheWolfie (09/20/2015) [-]
you are one of the few who actually respond with sauce and not some dickish move
props to you ser.
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#20 - samoaspider (09/20/2015) [-]
feed me thumbs and I'll juggle on a unicycle