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Sexysammich

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Date Signed Up:8/09/2010
Last Login:4/21/2015
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Content Views:121766
Times Content Favorited:595 times
Total Comments Made:1503
FJ Points:16283
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#2306 - Well now it's dark  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on Hook up with an FJer 0
User avatar #2310 - weirdvintagegirl (11 hours ago) [-]
....Glow in the dark football.
#2138 - Wanna throw a football?  [+] (4 new replies) 12 hours ago on Hook up with an FJer 0
User avatar #2495 - rplix (10 hours ago) [-]
School night man.
User avatar #2304 - weirdvintagegirl (11 hours ago) [-]
It'll go like 2 feet if I try to throw it. i don't do sports
User avatar #2306 - Sexysammich (11 hours ago) [-]
Well now it's dark
User avatar #2310 - weirdvintagegirl (11 hours ago) [-]
....Glow in the dark football.
#14 - That **** will literally pepsi the living **** o… 19 hours ago on Guy Leaning On Normal... +2
#107 - Whacky stuff 20 hours ago on phanact's on Imgur? +8
#12 - Darude-Sandstorm  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2015 on Dankest wemb's around the... -4
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#9 - 3. I've had sex 3 times 04/18/2015 on Sex stats from FJ 0
#37 - New song 04/17/2015 on Mentos experiment gone wrong -1
#26 - Darude - Sandstorm  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2015 on BOOM! Headshot 0
#33 - anonymous (04/16/2015) [-]
darude - sexstorm :^)
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on About time +7
#22 - anonymous (04/15/2015) [-]
Fuckin love me some TripTank
#20 - Tennis/Ping Pong: Move the ball to the ground after bouncing i… 04/15/2015 on How to do sports 0

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User avatar #9 - hektoroftroy (04/02/2015) [-]
You go to Montata State?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Sexysammich (04/02/2015) [-]
Yass
User avatar #11 to #10 - hektoroftroy (04/02/2015) [-]
I found one
User avatar #12 to #11 - Sexysammich (04/03/2015) [-]
Are you the guy that's on FJ in the Johnstone center?
User avatar #13 to #12 - hektoroftroy (04/03/2015) [-]
Haha no man i only browse in private so people can't see how autistic i am
User avatar #14 to #13 - Sexysammich (04/03/2015) [-]
There's a weaboo that likes to get comfy on the couches in Johnstone and watch anime or lurk FJ in public...You in the dorms?
User avatar #15 to #14 - hektoroftroy (04/03/2015) [-]
Live in the freshman apts
User avatar #16 to #15 - Sexysammich (04/03/2015) [-]
Ver' nice...I live in Wangford
User avatar #17 to #16 - hektoroftroy (04/04/2015) [-]
Of course
User avatar #18 to #17 - Sexysammich (04/04/2015) [-]
Yes. I am a stereotype
User avatar #6 - Byte (06/21/2014) [-]
Sexysammich. Now that's yummy.
Drop that baggy, and we'll get you in my tummy.
My mouth is wet just thinking about you.
Bet you can't wait for me to chew..
User avatar #7 to #6 - Sexysammich (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh dear Christ. I love you.
#8 to #7 - Byte (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh you.
User avatar #4 - paigeyy (12/20/2012) [-]
Hi Bradys
User avatar #5 to #4 - Sexysammich (12/20/2012) [-]
Paigeyy!
User avatar #1 - Pika (09/13/2011) [-]
SO I ****** YOU
User avatar #3 to #2 - Pika (09/13/2011) [-]
Sorry.
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