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Sexysammich

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Date Signed Up:8/09/2010
Last Login:7/27/2015
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#63 - area code 07/25/2015 on Cheese 0
#60 - Idaho mentioned! Swell with pride!  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2015 on Cheese 0
User avatar #61 - sumerfag (07/25/2015) [-]
When was Idaho mentioned?
User avatar #63 - Sexysammich (07/25/2015) [-]
area code
#37 - Any reason to talk someone out of suicide is a good reason.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/19/2015 on Go die somewhere else +2
#89 - novabird (07/20/2015) [-]
>like i tell the 100+ people i help daily and the 1000+ i have helped over the years.
aside that as long as there's people who need my help i'll keep going even if i'm dying or nearly dead, i'm already a husk of sorts with what i have survived but i still hold myself together because people need me still.
User avatar #55 - nudybooty (07/20/2015) [-]
Think of all the assholes who wronged you, you should kill them, not yourself.
#66 - niggymon (07/20/2015) [-]
why not both
#82 - dgurevich (07/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #54 - jokexplain (07/20/2015) [-]
Ahem. "I talked a twelve year old out of suicide, because nieces that molestable don't come along every day."
#38 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
Agreed, it could be a reason as selfish as: They owed me 5 bucks, as long as you try and help someone, it shouldn't matter what your intentions or reasons are.
#132 - hahahaha hahahaha ohhhhhhh 07/16/2015 on Suicide Sqaud 0
#1420 - Comment deleted 07/14/2015 on Admin's dating game 0
#16 - I'm from Nampa, Idaho. Swelling with pride Sugar beets and corn! 07/11/2015 on Peculiar history facts 0
#39 - It's important to get your daily dose of doot 07/10/2015 on Funnyjunk right now +5
#3 - I don't think very many guys would care if there was a female …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2015 on Battle Shits +29
#6 - takesseconds (06/30/2015) [-]
More like, we wouldn't care if THEY didn't care.
If the female makes a huge deal out of it, obviously ain't nobody havin' that shit.

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#4 - I can jack off no more than 51 times a day. 05/22/2015 on fresh catpower memes +17
#41 - Got pulled over doing 17 over last week driving home from coll… 05/15/2015 on POS Cops 0

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User avatar #9 - hektoroftroy (04/02/2015) [-]
You go to Montata State?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Sexysammich (04/02/2015) [-]
Yass
User avatar #11 to #10 - hektoroftroy (04/02/2015) [-]
I found one
User avatar #12 to #11 - Sexysammich (04/03/2015) [-]
Are you the guy that's on FJ in the Johnstone center?
User avatar #13 to #12 - hektoroftroy (04/03/2015) [-]
Haha no man i only browse in private so people can't see how autistic i am
User avatar #14 to #13 - Sexysammich (04/03/2015) [-]
There's a weaboo that likes to get comfy on the couches in Johnstone and watch anime or lurk FJ in public...You in the dorms?
User avatar #15 to #14 - hektoroftroy (04/03/2015) [-]
Live in the freshman apts
User avatar #16 to #15 - Sexysammich (04/03/2015) [-]
Ver' nice...I live in Wangford
User avatar #17 to #16 - hektoroftroy (04/04/2015) [-]
Of course
User avatar #18 to #17 - Sexysammich (04/04/2015) [-]
Yes. I am a stereotype
User avatar #6 - Byte (06/21/2014) [-]
Sexysammich. Now that's yummy.
Drop that baggy, and we'll get you in my tummy.
My mouth is wet just thinking about you.
Bet you can't wait for me to chew..
User avatar #7 to #6 - Sexysammich (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh dear Christ. I love you.
#8 to #7 - Byte (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh you.
User avatar #4 - paigeyy (12/20/2012) [-]
Hi Bradys
User avatar #5 to #4 - Sexysammich (12/20/2012) [-]
Paigeyy!
User avatar #1 - Pika (09/13/2011) [-]
SO I ****** YOU
User avatar #3 to #2 - Pika (09/13/2011) [-]
Sorry.
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