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#30 - That's a fucking motorcycle you dipshitting newfag. It says Ya…  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on Favourite scene from the... +3
User avatar #32 - Hreidmar (13 hours ago) [-]
Mein neger, can you not tell a piano from a motorcycle? I know a Yamaha when I see one.

I don't like Yamaha pianos, but their keyboards suffice.
#212 - Because nobody gives a shit about humans. Nobody gives a shit …  [+] (3 new replies) 15 hours ago on dog mourning owner +2
User avatar #216 - cormy (15 hours ago) [-]
Eh, I give shits. But perhaps that's because I'm into cats and not dogs. I don't like dogs, they're boring. Perfection itself is pretty boring so if dogs are perfect, I guess that could be why I think they're boring.
User avatar #272 - vwanyama (12 hours ago) [-]
I like both. Prefer dogs though. Don't see how you can say they are boring when you can pretty much go anywhere with them. (all the surfing, skate boarding, scuba diving dogs and shit, don't see cats doing that!)
User avatar #356 - cormy (3 hours ago) [-]
Because they're uninteresting. I don't care what I can do WITH them, rather I'm curious as to what they do with themselves. Dogs have little to no lives of their own as far as I'm concerned, they're like toys. They only do things if you get them to do them. They're just so... Simple.
Now I've never owned a cat myself nor have I really studied to subject but it seems to me as if they're far more independent than dogs, and that makes them more interesting to me.
#52 - I thought this was going to be like a North Korean missle. … 07/24/2014 on How submarines launch... +1
#62 - +1 for Mr. Torgue. 07/23/2014 on lel 0
#120 - Then no, you are not a drag on society. And no, don't fuck you. 07/23/2014 on Good Guy Soldier +1
#117 - In college? Studying what?  [+] (14 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Good Guy Soldier +1
User avatar #119 - chewiewhatawookie (07/23/2014) [-]
criminology.
#184 - catburglarpenis (07/23/2014) [-]
You'd get a lot better study in person with the rest of your beaner buddies in prison amirite guys?
#224 - chewiewhatawookie (07/23/2014) [-]
#225 - catburglarpenis (07/24/2014) [-]
You don't like my b8 m8? I figured you'd r8 my b8 an empanada out of 8.
User avatar #226 - chewiewhatawookie (07/24/2014) [-]
wat
User avatar #227 - catburglarpenis (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm trying my damndest to be racist here, you have to at least meet me halfway.
User avatar #228 - chewiewhatawookie (07/24/2014) [-]
I don't feel like it. Maybe tomorrow.
#229 - catburglarpenis (07/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #149 - zaizer (07/23/2014) [-]
Where u taking criminology?
User avatar #152 - chewiewhatawookie (07/23/2014) [-]
ITT tech.
User avatar #153 - zaizer (07/23/2014) [-]
Ah, eres de Toluca. Kewl
User avatar #155 - chewiewhatawookie (07/23/2014) [-]
Toulca? Soy de Zapopan, pero vivo en California. Voy al ITT de aqui en Torrance.
User avatar #157 - zaizer (07/23/2014) [-]
Ok ok, ya entendi.
User avatar #120 - Sexysammich (07/23/2014) [-]
Then no, you are not a drag on society. And no, don't fuck you.
#115 - Are you a drag on society?  [+] (16 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Good Guy Soldier +1
User avatar #116 - chewiewhatawookie (07/23/2014) [-]
Kinda. I'm a student.
User avatar #117 - Sexysammich (07/23/2014) [-]
In college? Studying what?
User avatar #119 - chewiewhatawookie (07/23/2014) [-]
criminology.
#184 - catburglarpenis (07/23/2014) [-]
You'd get a lot better study in person with the rest of your beaner buddies in prison amirite guys?
#224 - chewiewhatawookie (07/23/2014) [-]
#225 - catburglarpenis (07/24/2014) [-]
You don't like my b8 m8? I figured you'd r8 my b8 an empanada out of 8.
User avatar #226 - chewiewhatawookie (07/24/2014) [-]
wat
User avatar #227 - catburglarpenis (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm trying my damndest to be racist here, you have to at least meet me halfway.
User avatar #228 - chewiewhatawookie (07/24/2014) [-]
I don't feel like it. Maybe tomorrow.
#229 - catburglarpenis (07/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #149 - zaizer (07/23/2014) [-]
Where u taking criminology?
User avatar #152 - chewiewhatawookie (07/23/2014) [-]
ITT tech.
User avatar #153 - zaizer (07/23/2014) [-]
Ah, eres de Toluca. Kewl
User avatar #155 - chewiewhatawookie (07/23/2014) [-]
Toulca? Soy de Zapopan, pero vivo en California. Voy al ITT de aqui en Torrance.
User avatar #157 - zaizer (07/23/2014) [-]
Ok ok, ya entendi.
User avatar #120 - Sexysammich (07/23/2014) [-]
Then no, you are not a drag on society. And no, don't fuck you.
#25 - Parachute guy is fine. He sits up upon landing. 07/22/2014 on fuck your shit +1
#188 - Sorry.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on Dickbutt's Back 0
#199 - dargent (07/21/2014) [-]
Nothing to be sorry about, I have a bad sense of humor anyway.
#183 - Yes.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Dickbutt's Back +1
#184 - dargent (07/21/2014) [-]
Alright then.
User avatar #188 - Sexysammich (07/21/2014) [-]
Sorry.
#199 - dargent (07/21/2014) [-]
Nothing to be sorry about, I have a bad sense of humor anyway.

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User avatar #6 - Byte (06/21/2014) [-]
Sexysammich. Now that's yummy.
Drop that baggy, and we'll get you in my tummy.
My mouth is wet just thinking about you.
Bet you can't wait for me to chew..
User avatar #7 to #6 - Sexysammich (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh dear Christ. I love you.
#8 to #7 - Byte (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh you.
User avatar #4 - paigeyy (12/20/2012) [-]
Hi Bradys
User avatar #5 to #4 - Sexysammich (12/20/2012) [-]
Paigeyy!
User avatar #1 - Pika (09/13/2011) [-]
SO I FUCKED YOU
User avatar #3 to #2 - Pika (09/13/2011) [-]
Sorry.
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