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Date Signed Up:8/09/2010
Last Login:10/24/2014
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#50 - thank mr skeltal 10/19/2014 on Thank Mr Skeltal 0
#49 - thank mr skeltal 10/19/2014 on Thank Mr Skeltal +2
#3 - You and I are getting married. 10/16/2014 on I'm proud of you, Idaho 0
#1 - Click this link. 10/16/2014 on I'm proud of you, Idaho -2
#58 - Dude. You have to ******* wash your chest when yo… 10/16/2014 on I finally did it. Thank you. +2
#131 - Ahhh...I'm from Idaho...we're 50th in percentage of kids that … 10/14/2014 on American arrogance 0
#127 - Idaho?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2014 on American arrogance 0
User avatar #129 - twentyseconds (10/14/2014) [-]
no Nevada, it depends on what chart you look at, I guess I was referring to the child education we have here
User avatar #131 - Sexysammich (10/14/2014) [-]
Ahhh...I'm from Idaho...we're 50th in percentage of kids that go to college or something like that
#9 - I am a freshman at Montana State. I run around campus in a ban…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/10/2014 on A HD banana on its way to... -2
User avatar #25 - Spavaloo (10/10/2014) [-]
Every campus has someone like you, and more than 70% of the people who see you running around, just want you to take off the suit ad stop fucking embarrassing everybody.

At the very least, try to do something with a fraction more originality than a fucking banana suit, because right now you're just an uncreative little shit who saw somebody else doing it and thought they'd cash in on the attention.
User avatar #11 - carefree (10/10/2014) [-]
Play the Peanut Butter Jelly song at random intervals
Hand out oranges and declare a fruit war on everyone who takes one
Tape pictures of bananas to signs/signposts
Stand at the top of a tall building so people will think you're about to jump, get on the news that way and watch people be confused about a suicidal banana man
#10 - funnygiggles (10/10/2014) [-]
1.Wear yellow leggings with the banana suit.
2.Recite lines from movies Samuel L Jackson has been in while running around.
3.???
4.Profit.
#22 - I guess he's a peeping tom 09/30/2014 on Perv Cat +1
#2 - Cl  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Top Gear according to k +3
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/29/2014) [-]
He means kill yourself, KCl is the main drug used in lethal injections.
#10 - morkish (09/29/2014) [-]
thank mr skeltal

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User avatar #6 - Byte (06/21/2014) [-]
Sexysammich. Now that's yummy.
Drop that baggy, and we'll get you in my tummy.
My mouth is wet just thinking about you.
Bet you can't wait for me to chew..
User avatar #7 to #6 - Sexysammich (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh dear Christ. I love you.
#8 to #7 - Byte (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh you.
User avatar #4 - paigeyy (12/20/2012) [-]
Hi Bradys
User avatar #5 to #4 - Sexysammich (12/20/2012) [-]
Paigeyy!
User avatar #1 - Pika (09/13/2011) [-]
SO I ****** YOU
User avatar #3 to #2 - Pika (09/13/2011) [-]
Sorry.
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