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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:8/09/2010
Last Login:9/27/2016
Location:Boise Idaho
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Comment Ranking:#7001
Highest Content Rank:#540
Highest Comment Rank:#2101
Content Thumbs: 11440 total,  13235 ,  1795
Comment Thumbs: 7345 total,  8365 ,  1020
Content Level Progress: 81% (405/500)
Level 210 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 2% (2/100)
Level 265 Comments: Pure Win → Level 266 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:7
Content Views:143692
Times Content Favorited:601 times
Total Comments Made:1792
FJ Points:17872
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latest user's comments

#23 - Only if you say no homo afterwords.  [+] (1 reply) 09/20/2016 on connie +36
#38 - rattikarl (09/20/2016) [-]
So it's only homo if you say "no homo"?
#31 - >Call bank >Hey, my debit card got stole'd, plz free…  [+] (23 replies) 09/13/2016 on Pickpocket +75
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#53 - zers (09/13/2016) [-]
>oh hey wow there is still money in this wallet
>oh hey I have a ton of information allowing for identity left
>oh hey meme arrows

>oh hey I can't open this phone because there is a passcode in it

You can't actually tell me the phone is better than the wallet.

inb4wecanjusthackthephoneorsellit
#84 - retardxplain (09/13/2016) [-]
**retardxplain used "*roll picture*"**
**retardxplain rolled image**hold power button and down volume button for 15 seconds let go of volume button while holding power button for 15 more seconds, bam factory reset settings call credit company and bank hey cancel card, card canceled wallet now useless phone isnt, your retarded
#77 - oliebol (09/13/2016) [-]
I mean, youtubers get hacked because people are impersonating employees of phone companies and request their sim, so I think getting into a phone wouldn't be so hard I think
#66 - reycall (09/13/2016) [-]
your not very smart, are you?
#109 - zers (09/13/2016) [-]
Questioning someone's intelligence over the internet. How terribly clever of you.
#123 - reycall (09/13/2016) [-]
well if you didnt keep making the same retarded points i would not have to.
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#48 - madzombiie (09/13/2016) [-]
theyre asian, im sure she could pass for a dude if she wants
#20 - Jesus Christ how horrifying  [+] (2 replies) 07/01/2016 on friends in the states +4
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#30 - talldumbdork (07/01/2016) [-]
Alec Baldwin
#25 - anon (07/01/2016) [-]
Deisel 10 is really terrifying if you think about it. He's basically a Deceptacon. Imagine that fucker hasing you down the railroad tracks.
#30 - Picture 07/01/2016 on meta-four +14