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#16 - Indeed sir. That makes more sense. Guess I just didn't put tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2012 on Borderlands 2 0
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#26 - zraxx (09/29/2012) [-]
yeah same here
#11 - from what i've noticed, the lower leveled the guns are (unless…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/28/2012 on Borderlands 2 0
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#15 - zraxx (09/28/2012) [-]
Nope, the bandit guns are all misspelled, as to show the bandits are uneducated. Each brand has a different naming scheme

Hyperion is usually very product, like one called "fiery customer services"

Jakobs are usually old-western style and names like the ornery coach-gun

Tediore are cheap "wal-mart guns" so the names are generic sounding

Vladof are Russian themed so they usually have English spellings of Russian words

Torgue is always explosive damage and the names either have excessive caps or exclamation point

Dahl are more realistic and military themed

Maliwan are sci-fi and elemental damage themed

The more you know
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#16 - SendoTenshi (09/28/2012) [-]
Indeed sir. That makes more sense. Guess I just didn't put that much attention into it. I have to say though that I like this game's weapon naming system a lot better than the first game's.
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#26 - zraxx (09/29/2012) [-]
yeah same here
#97 - Comment deleted 09/27/2012 on Apple, you are doing it... +3
#167 - Pretty sure the story says he BOUGHT hyperion after the first game...  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2012 on Good guy Jack 0
#192 - anon (09/26/2012) [-]
Even so... Couldn't he like, I dunno, turn off the respawn stations? Or remove your info from the machines? Seems like there's a number of things that the owner of Hyperion could do to stop you from using public Hyperion tech...
#184 - thisisderp (09/26/2012) [-]
not really, but almost. do the quest "Get to know Jack". i just did it a couple of hour ago and there you find out about how Jack seized controll over Hyperion. you get the quest from the bountyboard in Firestone.
#163 - wait...what?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2012 on Good guy Jack 0
#186 - captnpl (09/26/2012) [-]
He pay's you to kill yourself, just to prove you're his bitch.
#36 - I....I can't quit watching. At first it was realistically sick… 09/26/2012 on Overly Manly Man is Overly... +4
#76 - kinda looks like Jessie... 09/24/2012 on You Just Served Yourself 0
#301 - I'm on PS3 and from what I noticed he would show up every othe… 09/24/2012 on Borderlands 3 0
#18 - Aye. 09/16/2012 on Look out 0
#69 - that awkward moment when you tell everybody on your friends li… 09/15/2012 on Head of 9Gag's IT department +2