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Date Signed Up:8/07/2010
Last Login:11/23/2014
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Maybe I didn't treat you
Quite as good as I could have
Maybe I didn't love you
Quite as often as I should have.

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#36 - I've never done that, but yeah I totally agree. 11/19/2014 on got called gay +8
#17 - Time and luck 11/19/2014 on Hot damn 0
#28 - What sort of villain is that? That's not...that's- …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on title +5
#31 - blokrokker (11/19/2014) [-]
If it makes you feel better, she's Indian-American. She splits herself into two beings, the second of which being the White Rabbit, who has white skin and hair, as you can see.

<--This is her actual appearance.
#27 - One of the earths in Crisis on Infinite Earths. In that univer…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/19/2014 on title +12
User avatar #77 - guitarassassin (11/19/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure those were different people though. Similar motifs, sure, but different identities.
User avatar #78 - ScottP (11/19/2014) [-]
Technically...
User avatar #34 - comicexplain (11/19/2014) [-]
Just as ScottP said, there's -some- universes where that happens! In Batman, the Brave and the Bold, Joker's mentality 'bends, but doesn't break', making him coocoo, but not -too- coo coo. He becomes the evil version of Batman's nemesis, Red Hood!

However, it sounds like you're looking for a one-shot... I suggest writing to the writers, if you're interested in seeing it happen!
#72 - rdobet (11/19/2014) [-]
There was also the rebooted Batman of Zur-En-Arrh. I don't remember if Joker had much to do there though.
User avatar #73 - cheatman (11/19/2014) [-]
If I remember the story right, joker had a bet on with some other villain, black glove, the bet was wether glove could break and truly destroy batman, which he does to the point that bruce dons this costume and announces himself as batman from the planet of zenrah. Joker then makes a final bet and says 'Yeah, you've broken him NOW, but since you've just revealed your plan to him, I bet he's going to dig himself out of that grave, mind intact, and come after ALL of us.' Of course, joker's bet comes true.
#33 - Who is to say that she's human garbage? 11/19/2014 on got called gay 0
#32 - That's why you're a Women's Study Major  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2014 on got called gay +37
#114 - kazene (11/19/2014) [-]
#167 - rustiphor (11/20/2014) [-]
#31 - Apparently a lot of people don't have self-control  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2014 on got called gay +31
User avatar #35 - Kairyuka (11/19/2014) [-]
Or common decency. Hell I've shared bed with female friends (back in my more social days) without anything happening. Everything isn't about sex, people
User avatar #36 - ScottP (11/19/2014) [-]
I've never done that, but yeah I totally agree.
#28 - You're only 16.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Weird Thoughts +1
User avatar #45 - wedgie (11/19/2014) [-]
naw mate, 20!
User avatar #31 - fausticorn (11/19/2014) [-]
>Implying that 1998 is a newborn feelsfrog
#90 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on Voltaire would be pissed at... +5
#93 - daemonico (11/19/2014) [-]
RATM mentioned
Swell with communism and awesome guitars
#68 - **ScottP rolled user canyou ** We've known each o… 11/19/2014 on Awwww -1
#11 - Laziness level: drunk stepdad 11/19/2014 on laziness level merry chrismas 0
#32 - 0.85 moon 11/19/2014 on Full Moon over Prague +9
#45 - The guy in the blue boxers to the right looks like he already … 11/19/2014 on Like a boss 0
#51 - Currently...mach 1.5 11/19/2014 on I love magnetic trains. 0
#62 - Look at those cold, unwelcoming eyes that scrutinize the choic… 11/19/2014 on Lydia Be Like +1
#96 - Dr. Manhattan vs Superman Go!  [+] (6 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Poor Great Leader 0
User avatar #131 - dudewitharake (11/19/2014) [-]
that's actually a good question, in a fight, regardless of being a "fair fight" or muh preparation taken into account, who would actually win between those two?

any input comicxplain?

I'm actually quite curious since superman's, well, superman and dr. manhattan is basically a god
User avatar #133 - ScottP (11/19/2014) [-]
Exactly. They're both essentially gods
#118 - logicisneigh (11/19/2014) [-]
Bat man would win
User avatar #119 - ScottP (11/19/2014) [-]
When does the Justice League even sleep?
#104 - nimithecat (11/19/2014) [-]
Pitting a kitten vs a tank isn't a fair fight... poor super man.
User avatar #134 - logicisneigh (11/19/2014) [-]
I know batman would destroy him
#148 - Mildly how?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on future of gaming???? 0
User avatar #149 - hokon (11/19/2014) [-]
hot*
#147 - Holy **** , stop him from throwing away money. 100…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on future of gaming???? 0
User avatar #151 - macacobr (11/19/2014) [-]
Tell me about it... I planted some ideas like buying a good console with all the watnots required. Who knows...
#130 - Does it look like just anyone has access to a helicopter? 11/19/2014 on faith in humanity 5 +1
#99 - So you're saying that technology allowed us to move away from … 11/19/2014 on Art 0
#50 - That was Arachne and I think other people claimed she was a …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on Perfect match! +1
#51 - arachne (11/20/2014) [-]
Of course!

I'm the best weaver around!

Isn't it obvious
#49 - Greek god justice 11/19/2014 on Perfect match! 0
#13 - I would... ...except I always feel like there's somet…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on description +2
#21 - datstalkerdoe (11/19/2014) [-]
I have a constant feel that somethings always there....
fear of the dark, fear of the da-ark
I have a phobia that someones always there....
#12 - Don't they actually end up going out near the end of the show?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on Ned's Declassified School... 0
User avatar #13 - sptnfouroneseven (11/19/2014) [-]
If memory serves, yes they do end up together.
#30 - The story goes that Poseidon wanted to have sex with her, but …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Perfect match! +2
User avatar #41 - syntheticdoll (11/19/2014) [-]
You got raped, so i'mm punish you.
Fucking Christ, is this Islam or what?
User avatar #49 - ScottP (11/19/2014) [-]
Greek god justice
#37 - singedbrick (11/19/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure she got cursed because she boasted to be above Athena.
User avatar #50 - ScottP (11/19/2014) [-]
That was Arachne and I think other people claimed she was a better weaver. Athena apparently, being both the goddess of wisdom and battle tactics, does not like transgressions
#51 - arachne (11/20/2014) [-]
Of course!

I'm the best weaver around!

Isn't it obvious
User avatar #38 - darkoblivion (11/19/2014) [-]
that was arachne i think
#52 - arachne (11/20/2014) [-]
Yep, it was me

Sorry
User avatar #34 - undead (11/19/2014) [-]
that is correct and if anyone wants to read fully on what happened to medusa click the link

www.humanities360.com/index.php/story-of-medusa-in-greek-mythology-9-56191/
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User avatar #44 - kungfewpanda ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
pinoy?
User avatar #45 to #44 - ScottP ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
pinoy ako. pinoy ka ba?
User avatar #47 to #46 - ScottP ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
That's a surprising amount of members
User avatar #48 to #47 - kungfewpanda ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
xempre!
#49 to #48 - Valid (11/11/2014) [-]
You would make your internet idiocism public by joining a facebook group??
User avatar #50 to #49 - ScottP ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Well it wouldn't be the worst thing to happen
#51 to #50 - Valid (11/11/2014) [-]
meh, the people around me would just recognize me as being me both online and offline.
User avatar #52 to #51 - ScottP ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
So who are you? I'm not familiar with your name
#53 to #52 - Valid (11/11/2014) [-]
I'm the guy that you recommended should use smoke from 10 cigarettes as a distraction to get onboard a plane
User avatar #54 to #53 - ScottP ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Ah, yes. I remember now
#39 - sasha (06/29/2014) [-]
Hey scott have you gotten any of the colored hard cover books yet? Volumes 1-4 are available and 5-6 are coming out this year. I was going to get the box set for my birthday  which was 2 days ago oh boi  but i figured id rather have the colored ones.   
 If you haven't noticed im talking about scott pilgrim vs the world books of course.
Hey scott have you gotten any of the colored hard cover books yet? Volumes 1-4 are available and 5-6 are coming out this year. I was going to get the box set for my birthday which was 2 days ago oh boi but i figured id rather have the colored ones.
If you haven't noticed im talking about scott pilgrim vs the world books of course.
User avatar #41 to #39 - ScottP ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
Also late Happy Birthday!
#43 to #41 - sasha (06/29/2014) [-]
thanks bbe &lt;3
thanks bbe <3
User avatar #40 to #39 - ScottP ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
I actually didn't even know there were hard cover versions of them out. I only have the first book and I read the rest of the series at my local Barnes n Nobles lol. If I get the money I might pick up a few of them
User avatar #42 to #40 - sasha (06/29/2014) [-]
Yea me neither until i decided i was going to buy the box set but did a little researching.
User avatar #37 - danield (06/17/2014) [-]
Thanks for liking comments.

I've never seen you post on vgb tho
User avatar #38 to #37 - ScottP ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
I don't really have much to say. I usually post more on advice, but I enjoy seeing gaming news and stuff on vgb
User avatar #32 - revengeforfreeze (05/05/2014) [-]
do your friends joke about 'yao ming' often
User avatar #33 to #32 - ScottP ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
Not really. I haven't heard it since middle school. Usually it's the small penis though.
User avatar #34 to #33 - revengeforfreeze (05/05/2014) [-]
I see.
):
Is pinoy and fillipino the sam ething?
User avatar #35 to #34 - ScottP ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
"Pinoy" is just a slang term for "Filipino"
User avatar #36 to #35 - revengeforfreeze (05/05/2014) [-]
ahic
well i tip off my hat to you i
*tip* my fedora *tip*
so have a gud day son
#29 - wtfmana (04/07/2014) [-]
Allegedly, Nattramn randomly drove an axe into the skull of a 5-year-old girl in 2001, failing to kill her by mere millimeters. As police arrived on the scene, he attempted to commit suicide-by-cop by shouting "Kill me! Kill me!" with the axe still in his hands. The cops distracted Nattramn using police dogs while another officer snuck up behind the crazed musician and brought him down. Nattramn was committed to the Växjö Psychiatric Ward, where he stayed for the next 5 years. Picture is nattramn
User avatar #30 to #29 - ScottP ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
Well I wouldn't be surprised. People do really strange things. I find it really interesting him humanity seems to have the potential for both the worst things and the best things. It only takes one small push from either side.
#31 to #30 - wtfmana (04/07/2014) [-]
True. I look at him and feel so much better about what goes on at home
#27 - megavoir (04/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #28 to #27 - ScottP ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
*heart* to you too
#25 - mcbexplain (04/03/2014) [-]
I hope you accept my friend request.
You're pretty ******* hilarious
#23 - reallyoldfag (01/14/2014) [-]
I agree with Betta. You seem like a very kind person. Your profile says that you are 38. I am 39 and it's rare to find users that are our age. There aren't very many of us, you know.
If you're not 38, like a lot of people put 99 years old, forget what I said and I'll go to the corner and marinate in my embarrassment. Also, you gave me some great advice a little while ago and I appreciate it so much!
Stay cool, man!
User avatar #24 to #23 - ScottP ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
I'm actually 17 but I do thank you. It's the least I could do to help
User avatar #13 - betta ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Alright "ScottP"

What's your deal, dude?
User avatar #14 to #13 - ScottP ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Nothing's my deal. If you're referring to my comment on "Advice", please don't misunderstand my meaning. I may have misinterpreted your anecdote about your friend (may he rest in peace) and meant that most people only enjoy things in their life once they know it's coming to an end.
User avatar #15 to #14 - betta ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
No, I meant like, what's your deal, as in, why do we have someone as awesome and nice as you here?

I didn't mean to offend you in the slightest man (: What I meant by "What's your deal" Is why are you here? You seem like a ridiculously nice guy, like, what's the catch? We're all here on FJ cause theres something that we don't want with the real world.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ScottP ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
You give me too much credit. I went through some problems two months back and I kinda' came here and I saw that there were other people, real people, who were going through the same things I was. It opened my eyes and I saw that I wasn't really alone. I don't want anyone to feel alone in their times of trouble so I try to help if I can.
User avatar #17 to #16 - betta ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
SEE!

THIS IS WHAT MAKES YOU A GREAT GUY!

I love you. You're now easily in my top 10 favorite users of all time. Like, wow. Good job with everything here!

Hey, would you mind helping me out with something?

How do I start a conversation IRL with someone I like?
User avatar #18 to #17 - ScottP ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Well how well do you know the person?
User avatar #19 to #18 - betta ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Not at all. Talked to them once.

Actually I told you about this already, but the difference with now and then is now that you know what kinda of person I am, I want you to tell me what you REALLY think I should do.
User avatar #20 to #19 - ScottP ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Well the first thing you have to ask yourself is if it's worth it to pursue anything with this person.

If it is, then you need to open up casually to them. Maybe just a little bit at a time, and not too much to overwhelm them so quickly. Just say little things like "What's up?" Or if you see them doing something that you're interested in, try opening up a small conversation related to that.

The best thing you can do though is to open up slowly. Don't overwhelm them because that would just push them away much more.
User avatar #21 to #20 - betta ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Alright, so what would be a good time to do this at?
User avatar #22 to #21 - ScottP ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Whenever you two happen to be at the same place at the same time. Whenever they're not busy.
User avatar #9 - chinksfaptoo (03/03/2013) [-]
I HEARD YOU'RE ASIAN
User avatar #10 to #9 - ScottP ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
Yes...yes...

*reads mind* You're here to ask me if I can read minds aren't you?
User avatar #11 to #10 - chinksfaptoo (03/03/2013) [-]
no i just have a thing for asians
where you from?
User avatar #12 to #11 - cpitty (03/16/2013) [-]
He's from the place where his girlfriend also lives so go away.
#5 - flutterbro (06/24/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #6 to #5 - ScottP ONLINE (06/24/2012) [-]
What...is that?
User avatar #7 to #6 - flutterbro (06/24/2012) [-]
It is a .gif that the Internet has created
#4 - NinjaKnight ONLINE (06/24/2012) [-]
I have nothing of the full porn like butt here, this is what I got.
I have nothing of the full porn like butt here, this is what I got.
User avatar #1 - amozi (06/23/2012) [-]
pinoy?
User avatar #2 to #1 - ScottP ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
oo
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