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Date Signed Up:8/07/2010
Last Login:11/01/2014
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Maybe I didn't treat you
Quite as good as I could have
Maybe I didn't love you
Quite as often as I should have.

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#152 - It sucks that in the games, you can't actually utilize the tru… 10/24/2014 on Avengers Assemble! +1
#84 - Except being Hokage has lost all meaning since they've got lit…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Spider toy 0
#88 - stunnedmullet (10/24/2014) [-]
Gods of death that you can literally punch out with a couple of good shots.
#85 - konohamarulover (10/24/2014) [-]
da fuq bro you must on like episode 100 or some shit. Konohamaru-kun would be ashamed of you
User avatar #86 - ScottP (10/24/2014) [-]
Also the fact that Gai has surpassed the power of the five Kage and beat Madara within an inch of his life
#73 - Never heard of "marvle" 10/24/2014 on I have no idea who this is +2
#72 - But there are no control manuals around 10/24/2014 on I have no idea who this is 0
#83 - Why would an Ethereal be alone without his bodyguards? Why… 10/24/2014 on Terrified Reactions +1
#82 - Never is a long time 10/24/2014 on Terrified Reactions -1
#82 - How is it that Konohamaru managed to learn an incomplete jutsu…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Spider toy 0
User avatar #91 - vatra (10/24/2014) [-]
Minito created that jutsu. He was never able to perfect it like naruto was, but he could use it better than konohamaru. Like naruto, konohamaru needed to use shadow clones to do it. Minito and jiraya just need one hand.
User avatar #94 - ScottP (10/24/2014) [-]
Still, the fact that he was able to get it working in the first place is impressive considering how the only other people to use the technique was a Hokage, a Senin, and a Jinchuuriki
User avatar #96 - vatra (10/24/2014) [-]
He's the grandson of the third hokage and is said to be as gifted as the third was at that age. So apparently konohamaru is a ninja genius, kind of like neji was.
User avatar #104 - ScottP (10/24/2014) [-]
Oh I remember now. It's been a long time since I read the manga
#83 - konohamarulover (10/24/2014) [-]
Konohamaru-kun is strong and gifted, he is stronger than the 4th hokage! Naruto-san taught konohamaru-kun how to use the rasengan, but that was a mistake by naruto. Konohamaru-kun with defeat naruto-san with rasengan and become hokage!
User avatar #84 - ScottP (10/24/2014) [-]
Except being Hokage has lost all meaning since they've got literal gods of death

Not to mention that one Akatsuki guy who literally CANNOT die
#88 - stunnedmullet (10/24/2014) [-]
Gods of death that you can literally punch out with a couple of good shots.
#85 - konohamarulover (10/24/2014) [-]
da fuq bro you must on like episode 100 or some shit. Konohamaru-kun would be ashamed of you
User avatar #86 - ScottP (10/24/2014) [-]
Also the fact that Gai has surpassed the power of the five Kage and beat Madara within an inch of his life
#159660 - Well hey if it's a paid internship where you get to learn abou… 10/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#25565 - Oh yeah. Aren't there like 3 movies in that series on Netflix?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #25566 - tvfreakuk (10/24/2014) [-]
I was under the impression that there were only two volumes

Yeah, they're on netflix (saw on my friends netflix) but I don't have netflix, I just torrented them
#159641 - I have extreme doubts about these online dating things. It jus…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#159642 - anon (10/23/2014) [-]
I don't think anyone who does it, "likes" it.
#159638 - Just say 'nay 10/23/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#159637 - Remember what we talked about. Try to get yourself interested …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#159714 - dehumanizer (10/24/2014) [-]
>intrest in other people

well shi-
#159636 - You almost fell for a guy online? Wow. Better watch y…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #159639 - jokekill (10/23/2014) [-]
He had like all the same interests as me, was attractive, intelligent, and lived near me.
He just seemed perfect.
But i'm and bitch so nah.
User avatar #159641 - ScottP (10/23/2014) [-]
I have extreme doubts about these online dating things. It just seems so...impersonal.
But I doubt a lot of things.

Like physics.
#159642 - anon (10/23/2014) [-]
I don't think anyone who does it, "likes" it.
#42 - It seems rather...complicated...  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on Behold 0
User avatar #59 - basicargentinian (10/24/2014) [-]
it's a bit more complicated than Yugioh and pokemon, but it's still east to understand and it's in my opinion much more fun and you always keep learning stuff and new combos. It has far more possibilities than the other two.
#75 - Well you're new...  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2014 on future girlfriend +20
User avatar #76 - mrtrixreturned (10/23/2014) [-]
Brought to you by the same faggot that brought us "Uchiha Lover"
#94 - mrtrixreturned (10/24/2014) [-]
#81 - wormman (10/23/2014) [-]
except konohamaru is a boss, unlike that uchiha fag...
#6 - 2 can be as baaad as one  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on Dreams... 0
User avatar #8 - butterduck (10/23/2014) [-]
"No" is the saddest experience you'll ever know......
#11 - So King Tut was actually a redneck?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on Description +1
User avatar #14 - alkamer (10/23/2014) [-]
nearly all egyptian pharaohs were purebread inbred. So yeah.
#14 - Practice makes improvement You can always do better, … 10/23/2014 on Feminism and that 0
#13 - Gotta' just make sure 10/23/2014 on Feminism and that 0
#7 - He could use that to kill Madara  [+] (7 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Lonely Nights +6
#54 - legitlolz (10/24/2014) [-]
Lol. Somebody doesn't read the manga.

The next spoiler is actually spoilers.
Lol. Jk. Not gonna ruin shit for you. Read the manga motherfucker.
User avatar #67 - ScottP (10/24/2014) [-]
I'm getting there
User avatar #55 - superblade (10/24/2014) [-]
Or watch hours of anime with flashback,fillers and an useless sakura

Seriously, sakura is worthless
User avatar #56 - legitlolz (10/24/2014) [-]
You aren't kidding. Even after her momentous Epiphany where she realized she was a useless sack of breastless meat, and claimed she was not gonna be useless anymore, she ended up just being a burden for the next 40+ chapters.
#60 - bluemagebrilly (10/24/2014) [-]
That was honestly one of the biggest parts of Naruto that I found very amusing. Even Kishi, the writer, was like 'oh crap, I'm making Hinata more of the Heroine than Sakura' Which isn't even a bad thing, all things considered and then he said he was going to change that to make Sakura show up more and be more 'useful.'

She then does nothing but heal people and trick an obvious clone of Zetsu. Seriously, no one thought it was odd Neji came back when he was reported to be somewhere else? That's just bad organizing.

And then she summons that slug thing and heals more people, most of which weren't even that injured.

I really don't understand why Sakura was trained by Tsunade, I feel like anyone else could have been a better choice, like Tenten or Hinata. Only her connection to Naruto really influenced that, I think. Kinda wish Sakura stopped being a Ninja during the time skip, that would have been more realistic.
User avatar #66 - superblade (10/24/2014) [-]
Even in the filler she useless
User avatar #59 - superblade (10/24/2014) [-]
Let also consider that hinata who is suppose to be the useless character is even more usefull
#47 - I try to erase my memory after each...uh...event...  [+] (9 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Around the Internet PART 26 0
User avatar #48 - navien (10/23/2014) [-]
dam
#81 - silverhellion (10/23/2014) [-]
"her pussies hotter than a shearers armpit"

thumbs for this.
User avatar #61 - thealmightyantler (10/23/2014) [-]
KNICKERS!
#53 - navien (10/23/2014) [-]
thanks have some boobs.
#89 - anon (10/24/2014) [-]
joke's on you, I still came
User avatar #85 - twotruckshavingsex (10/24/2014) [-]
No need when there's animebewbseveryday doing the lord's work.
User avatar #62 - herrklaus (10/23/2014) [-]
you deserve hell!...and more!
#55 - anon (10/23/2014) [-]
I didn't expect much, but I was still dissappointed.
#30 - I just realized that it's the same guy who was the alpha boss … 10/23/2014 on Avengers Assemble! 0
#29 - The suits were controlled by Jarvis. Ultron was an entirely di… 10/23/2014 on Avengers Assemble! 0
#28 - I've been waiting for Hulkbuster Ironman since Ironman 1 …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on Avengers Assemble! 0
User avatar #66 - nimithecat (10/23/2014) [-]
It's a very memorable and iconic line. I love it.
#15 - Maybe he stopped by the bank after getting a meat-cleaver for … 10/23/2014 on bank teller laughing at... 0
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User avatar #44 - kungfewpanda (10/25/2014) [-]
pinoy?
User avatar #45 to #44 - ScottP (10/25/2014) [-]
pinoy ako. pinoy ka ba?
User avatar #47 to #46 - ScottP (10/25/2014) [-]
That's a surprising amount of members
User avatar #48 to #47 - kungfewpanda (10/25/2014) [-]
xempre!
#39 - sasha (06/29/2014) [-]
Hey scott have you gotten any of the colored hard cover books yet? Volumes 1-4 are available and 5-6 are coming out this year. I was going to get the box set for my birthday  which was 2 days ago oh boi  but i figured id rather have the colored ones.   
 If you haven't noticed im talking about scott pilgrim vs the world books of course.
Hey scott have you gotten any of the colored hard cover books yet? Volumes 1-4 are available and 5-6 are coming out this year. I was going to get the box set for my birthday which was 2 days ago oh boi but i figured id rather have the colored ones.
If you haven't noticed im talking about scott pilgrim vs the world books of course.
User avatar #41 to #39 - ScottP (06/29/2014) [-]
Also late Happy Birthday!
#43 to #41 - sasha (06/29/2014) [-]
thanks bbe <3
thanks bbe <3
User avatar #40 to #39 - ScottP (06/29/2014) [-]
I actually didn't even know there were hard cover versions of them out. I only have the first book and I read the rest of the series at my local Barnes n Nobles lol. If I get the money I might pick up a few of them
User avatar #42 to #40 - sasha (06/29/2014) [-]
Yea me neither until i decided i was going to buy the box set but did a little researching.
User avatar #37 - danield (06/17/2014) [-]
Thanks for liking comments.

I've never seen you post on vgb tho
User avatar #38 to #37 - ScottP (06/17/2014) [-]
I don't really have much to say. I usually post more on advice, but I enjoy seeing gaming news and stuff on vgb
User avatar #32 - revengeforfreeze (05/05/2014) [-]
do your friends joke about 'yao ming' often
User avatar #33 to #32 - ScottP (05/05/2014) [-]
Not really. I haven't heard it since middle school. Usually it's the small penis though.
User avatar #34 to #33 - revengeforfreeze (05/05/2014) [-]
I see.
):
Is pinoy and fillipino the sam ething?
User avatar #35 to #34 - ScottP (05/05/2014) [-]
"Pinoy" is just a slang term for "Filipino"
User avatar #36 to #35 - revengeforfreeze (05/05/2014) [-]
ahic
well i tip off my hat to you i
*tip* my fedora *tip*
so have a gud day son
#29 - wtfmana (04/07/2014) [-]
Allegedly, Nattramn randomly drove an axe into the skull of a 5-year-old girl in 2001, failing to kill her by mere millimeters. As police arrived on the scene, he attempted to commit suicide-by-cop by shouting "Kill me! Kill me!" with the axe still in his hands. The cops distracted Nattramn using police dogs while another officer snuck up behind the crazed musician and brought him down. Nattramn was committed to the Växjö Psychiatric Ward, where he stayed for the next 5 years. Picture is nattramn
User avatar #30 to #29 - ScottP (04/07/2014) [-]
Well I wouldn't be surprised. People do really strange things. I find it really interesting him humanity seems to have the potential for both the worst things and the best things. It only takes one small push from either side.
#31 to #30 - wtfmana (04/07/2014) [-]
True. I look at him and feel so much better about what goes on at home
#27 - megavoir (04/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #28 to #27 - ScottP (04/06/2014) [-]
*heart* to you too
#25 - mcbexplain (04/03/2014) [-]
I hope you accept my friend request.
You're pretty ******* hilarious
#23 - reallyoldfag (01/14/2014) [-]
I agree with Betta. You seem like a very kind person. Your profile says that you are 38. I am 39 and it's rare to find users that are our age. There aren't very many of us, you know.
If you're not 38, like a lot of people put 99 years old, forget what I said and I'll go to the corner and marinate in my embarrassment. Also, you gave me some great advice a little while ago and I appreciate it so much!
Stay cool, man!
User avatar #24 to #23 - ScottP (01/14/2014) [-]
I'm actually 17 but I do thank you. It's the least I could do to help
User avatar #13 - betta ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Alright "ScottP"

What's your deal, dude?
User avatar #14 to #13 - ScottP (01/14/2014) [-]
Nothing's my deal. If you're referring to my comment on "Advice", please don't misunderstand my meaning. I may have misinterpreted your anecdote about your friend (may he rest in peace) and meant that most people only enjoy things in their life once they know it's coming to an end.
User avatar #15 to #14 - betta ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
No, I meant like, what's your deal, as in, why do we have someone as awesome and nice as you here?

I didn't mean to offend you in the slightest man (: What I meant by "What's your deal" Is why are you here? You seem like a ridiculously nice guy, like, what's the catch? We're all here on FJ cause theres something that we don't want with the real world.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ScottP (01/14/2014) [-]
You give me too much credit. I went through some problems two months back and I kinda' came here and I saw that there were other people, real people, who were going through the same things I was. It opened my eyes and I saw that I wasn't really alone. I don't want anyone to feel alone in their times of trouble so I try to help if I can.
User avatar #17 to #16 - betta ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
SEE!

THIS IS WHAT MAKES YOU A GREAT GUY!

I love you. You're now easily in my top 10 favorite users of all time. Like, wow. Good job with everything here!

Hey, would you mind helping me out with something?

How do I start a conversation IRL with someone I like?
User avatar #18 to #17 - ScottP (01/14/2014) [-]
Well how well do you know the person?
User avatar #19 to #18 - betta ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Not at all. Talked to them once.

Actually I told you about this already, but the difference with now and then is now that you know what kinda of person I am, I want you to tell me what you REALLY think I should do.
User avatar #20 to #19 - ScottP (01/14/2014) [-]
Well the first thing you have to ask yourself is if it's worth it to pursue anything with this person.

If it is, then you need to open up casually to them. Maybe just a little bit at a time, and not too much to overwhelm them so quickly. Just say little things like "What's up?" Or if you see them doing something that you're interested in, try opening up a small conversation related to that.

The best thing you can do though is to open up slowly. Don't overwhelm them because that would just push them away much more.
User avatar #21 to #20 - betta ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Alright, so what would be a good time to do this at?
User avatar #22 to #21 - ScottP (01/14/2014) [-]
Whenever you two happen to be at the same place at the same time. Whenever they're not busy.
User avatar #9 - chinksfaptoo (03/03/2013) [-]
I HEARD YOU'RE ASIAN
User avatar #10 to #9 - ScottP (03/03/2013) [-]
Yes...yes...

*reads mind* You're here to ask me if I can read minds aren't you?
User avatar #11 to #10 - chinksfaptoo (03/03/2013) [-]
no i just have a thing for asians
where you from?
User avatar #12 to #11 - cpitty (03/16/2013) [-]
He's from the place where his girlfriend also lives so go away.
#5 - flutterbro (06/24/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #6 to #5 - ScottP (06/24/2012) [-]
What...is that?
User avatar #7 to #6 - flutterbro (06/24/2012) [-]
It is a .gif that the Internet has created
#4 - NinjaKnight (06/24/2012) [-]
I have nothing of the full porn like butt here, this is what I got.
I have nothing of the full porn like butt here, this is what I got.
User avatar #1 - amozi (06/23/2012) [-]
pinoy?
User avatar #2 to #1 - ScottP (06/23/2012) [-]
oo
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