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Date Signed Up:8/07/2010
Last Login:9/02/2014
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Maybe I didn't treat you
Quite as good as I could have
Maybe I didn't love you
Quite as often as I should have.

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#14 - I could never beat that mission. Why do I suck at Hitman games…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/05/2014 on How to stealth 101 +7
#62 - holmesc (08/05/2014) [-]
How can you "get stuck" on a mission?

You can literally "shoot up" everybody in a mission if you really wanted to.
User avatar #45 - drturkleton (08/05/2014) [-]
where did you get stuck?
User avatar #48 - ScottP (08/05/2014) [-]
Trying to kill the first brother in the wine cellar. The guards would always see through my disguise
User avatar #54 - drturkleton (08/05/2014) [-]
Oh that was easy. Just strangle him when he is tasting some wine and then hide him behind some barrels. Or just rig the chandelier and blow it up when he is speaking with some bald guy under it. You can hide in the closet to time it just right.
#64 - anonymous (08/05/2014) [-]
you can also just push him into the big wine thingy
#197 - Huh...Verizon should have faster speeds than that. That's how … 08/05/2014 on Link in First Comment 0
#1020870 - The Kingdom Hearts games tend to have slow starts. Kingdom Hea…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1020875 - yellowcardraiden (08/05/2014) [-]
Alright, I'll give it a few more hours.
#41 - True. But then again it's a comic-book movie so saying that th… 08/04/2014 on the giving groot 0
#109 - Also I suppose I was exaggerating a tad bit. A terrible habit of mine 08/04/2014 on I love spongebob timecards +1
#108 - They just seem way too similar.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/04/2014 on I love spongebob timecards +2
#134 - WillJi (08/04/2014) [-]
Wait, who are the two girls on the bottom left?
#151 - diddlydiddly (08/04/2014) [-]
They're from the upcoming movie Big Hero 6
User avatar #111 - metajunky (08/04/2014) [-]
Again, that's the Disney art style for you. The differences are even harder to notice in 3D

Disney is far from the only one that does this. Even Miyazaki has characters that have similar faces
#206 - thespecialone (08/04/2014) [-]
i guess disney has adapted to some of the japanese anime studios. like the one above me said.
#105 - They also have them in Brave and Big Hero 6. Strictly speaking…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/04/2014 on I love spongebob timecards 0
User avatar #107 - metajunky (08/04/2014) [-]
Merida doesn't look a thing like them, and is from Pixar

The only one who comes close in BH6 is Honey, who has a different nose and cheek bones. That more falls into the Disney art style. A lot of the older princesses look similar too
User avatar #109 - ScottP (08/04/2014) [-]
Also I suppose I was exaggerating a tad bit. A terrible habit of mine
#108 - ScottP (08/04/2014) [-]
They just seem way too similar.
#134 - WillJi (08/04/2014) [-]
Wait, who are the two girls on the bottom left?
#151 - diddlydiddly (08/04/2014) [-]
They're from the upcoming movie Big Hero 6
User avatar #111 - metajunky (08/04/2014) [-]
Again, that's the Disney art style for you. The differences are even harder to notice in 3D

Disney is far from the only one that does this. Even Miyazaki has characters that have similar faces
#206 - thespecialone (08/04/2014) [-]
i guess disney has adapted to some of the japanese anime studios. like the one above me said.
#49 - Ever since Disney made that female facial model in Tangled the…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/04/2014 on I love spongebob timecards +2
#122 - anonymous (08/04/2014) [-]
Also, Repunzel is the cousin of elsa and anna, so, it makes sense for them to have aimilar faces.
User avatar #84 - metajunky (08/04/2014) [-]
1) Elsa
2) Anna

...

Yep. EVERY SINGLE ONE
User avatar #105 - ScottP (08/04/2014) [-]
They also have them in Brave and Big Hero 6. Strictly speaking the 3d movies with human characters
User avatar #107 - metajunky (08/04/2014) [-]
Merida doesn't look a thing like them, and is from Pixar

The only one who comes close in BH6 is Honey, who has a different nose and cheek bones. That more falls into the Disney art style. A lot of the older princesses look similar too
User avatar #109 - ScottP (08/04/2014) [-]
Also I suppose I was exaggerating a tad bit. A terrible habit of mine
#108 - ScottP (08/04/2014) [-]
They just seem way too similar.
#134 - WillJi (08/04/2014) [-]
Wait, who are the two girls on the bottom left?
#151 - diddlydiddly (08/04/2014) [-]
They're from the upcoming movie Big Hero 6
User avatar #111 - metajunky (08/04/2014) [-]
Again, that's the Disney art style for you. The differences are even harder to notice in 3D

Disney is far from the only one that does this. Even Miyazaki has characters that have similar faces
#206 - thespecialone (08/04/2014) [-]
i guess disney has adapted to some of the japanese anime studios. like the one above me said.
#146 - Well there is another guy named ScottPilgrim on fj  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2014 on the plot of 'hook' 0
User avatar #147 - ScottPilgrim (08/05/2014) [-]
Sorry
User avatar #148 - ScottP (08/07/2014) [-]
It's okay ily
#1020220 - I get you bro 08/04/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1020217 - Then do it. There's really nothing to it..... Iff…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1020218 - godshandshake (08/04/2014) [-]
hey, you're scotty p, you know what i'm sayin?
User avatar #1020220 - ScottP (08/04/2014) [-]
I get you bro
#24125 - I saw it. Stop scrutinizing me! I really enjoyed … 08/03/2014 on Television - cartoon... +1
#1020081 - Ah true.. I hope Unity has dynamic shadows 08/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1020073 - It could be built in to the character model without having tha…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1020076 - sannukas (08/03/2014) [-]
But that would require the lightning conditions to be the same throughout the game.
User avatar #1020081 - ScottP (08/03/2014) [-]
Ah true..

I hope Unity has dynamic shadows
#1020062 - How come the Assassin character models in the Assassin's Creed…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1020065 - sannukas (08/03/2014) [-]
Because making dynamic shadows is hard.
User avatar #1020073 - ScottP (08/03/2014) [-]
It could be built in to the character model without having that shadow be dynamic
User avatar #1020076 - sannukas (08/03/2014) [-]
But that would require the lightning conditions to be the same throughout the game.
User avatar #1020081 - ScottP (08/03/2014) [-]
Ah true..

I hope Unity has dynamic shadows
#1020058 - "I studied all ya moves Son-ya!" 08/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#49 - Picture 08/03/2014 on Deadpool is a cool dude 0
#1019886 - What the hell 08/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#3 - I thought that's what they were leading up to with Desmond's s… 08/03/2014 on AC Unity meets parkour in... 0
#34 - The iPhone 5s has 120 fps slow-mo. The Note 2 also has slow-mo… 08/03/2014 on Majestic creatures -1
#48 - They're gonna' be competing with Avengers 2 next summer. 08/03/2014 on Brutal 0
#9 - He got hit with water and started swimming 08/03/2014 on Klitschko-Briggs restaurant... +7
#1 - Yeah the first thing that my mom told me after she caught me k… 08/02/2014 on excuuuuse me +5
#2 - He can't stop someone with dance moves of that magnitude! 08/02/2014 on Just Wanna Dance 0
#8 - Cannibalistic giant moving turds  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Appendages +21
#27 - dross (08/02/2014) [-]
"...coming soon to SyFy.... Cannibalistic giant moving turds"
#72 - intenso (08/02/2014) [-]
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#39 - sasha ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
Hey scott have you gotten any of the colored hard cover books yet? Volumes 1-4 are available and 5-6 are coming out this year. I was going to get the box set for my birthday  which was 2 days ago oh boi  but i figured id rather have the colored ones.   
 If you haven't noticed im talking about scott pilgrim vs the world books of course.
Hey scott have you gotten any of the colored hard cover books yet? Volumes 1-4 are available and 5-6 are coming out this year. I was going to get the box set for my birthday which was 2 days ago oh boi but i figured id rather have the colored ones.
If you haven't noticed im talking about scott pilgrim vs the world books of course.
User avatar #41 to #39 - ScottP (06/29/2014) [-]
Also late Happy Birthday!
#43 to #41 - sasha ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
thanks bbe <3
thanks bbe <3
User avatar #40 to #39 - ScottP (06/29/2014) [-]
I actually didn't even know there were hard cover versions of them out. I only have the first book and I read the rest of the series at my local Barnes n Nobles lol. If I get the money I might pick up a few of them
User avatar #42 to #40 - sasha ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
Yea me neither until i decided i was going to buy the box set but did a little researching.
User avatar #37 - danield (06/17/2014) [-]
Thanks for liking comments.

I've never seen you post on vgb tho
User avatar #38 to #37 - ScottP (06/17/2014) [-]
I don't really have much to say. I usually post more on advice, but I enjoy seeing gaming news and stuff on vgb
User avatar #32 - revengeforfreeze (05/05/2014) [-]
do your friends joke about 'yao ming' often
User avatar #33 to #32 - ScottP (05/05/2014) [-]
Not really. I haven't heard it since middle school. Usually it's the small penis though.
User avatar #34 to #33 - revengeforfreeze (05/05/2014) [-]
I see.
):
Is pinoy and fillipino the sam ething?
User avatar #35 to #34 - ScottP (05/05/2014) [-]
"Pinoy" is just a slang term for "Filipino"
User avatar #36 to #35 - revengeforfreeze (05/05/2014) [-]
ahic
well i tip off my hat to you i
*tip* my fedora *tip*
so have a gud day son
#29 - wtfmana (04/07/2014) [-]
Allegedly, Nattramn randomly drove an axe into the skull of a 5-year-old girl in 2001, failing to kill her by mere millimeters. As police arrived on the scene, he attempted to commit suicide-by-cop by shouting "Kill me! Kill me!" with the axe still in his hands. The cops distracted Nattramn using police dogs while another officer snuck up behind the crazed musician and brought him down. Nattramn was committed to the Växjö Psychiatric Ward, where he stayed for the next 5 years. Picture is nattramn
User avatar #30 to #29 - ScottP (04/07/2014) [-]
Well I wouldn't be surprised. People do really strange things. I find it really interesting him humanity seems to have the potential for both the worst things and the best things. It only takes one small push from either side.
#31 to #30 - wtfmana (04/07/2014) [-]
True. I look at him and feel so much better about what goes on at home
#27 - megavoir (04/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #28 to #27 - ScottP (04/06/2014) [-]
*heart* to you too
#25 - mcbexplain (04/03/2014) [-]
I hope you accept my friend request.
You're pretty ******* hilarious
#23 - reallyoldfag (01/14/2014) [-]
I agree with Betta. You seem like a very kind person. Your profile says that you are 38. I am 39 and it's rare to find users that are our age. There aren't very many of us, you know.
If you're not 38, like a lot of people put 99 years old, forget what I said and I'll go to the corner and marinate in my embarrassment. Also, you gave me some great advice a little while ago and I appreciate it so much!
Stay cool, man!
User avatar #24 to #23 - ScottP (01/14/2014) [-]
I'm actually 17 but I do thank you. It's the least I could do to help
User avatar #13 - betta ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Alright "ScottP"

What's your deal, dude?
User avatar #14 to #13 - ScottP (01/14/2014) [-]
Nothing's my deal. If you're referring to my comment on "Advice", please don't misunderstand my meaning. I may have misinterpreted your anecdote about your friend (may he rest in peace) and meant that most people only enjoy things in their life once they know it's coming to an end.
User avatar #15 to #14 - betta ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
No, I meant like, what's your deal, as in, why do we have someone as awesome and nice as you here?

I didn't mean to offend you in the slightest man (: What I meant by "What's your deal" Is why are you here? You seem like a ridiculously nice guy, like, what's the catch? We're all here on FJ cause theres something that we don't want with the real world.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ScottP (01/14/2014) [-]
You give me too much credit. I went through some problems two months back and I kinda' came here and I saw that there were other people, real people, who were going through the same things I was. It opened my eyes and I saw that I wasn't really alone. I don't want anyone to feel alone in their times of trouble so I try to help if I can.
User avatar #17 to #16 - betta ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
SEE!

THIS IS WHAT MAKES YOU A GREAT GUY!

I love you. You're now easily in my top 10 favorite users of all time. Like, wow. Good job with everything here!

Hey, would you mind helping me out with something?

How do I start a conversation IRL with someone I like?
User avatar #18 to #17 - ScottP (01/14/2014) [-]
Well how well do you know the person?
User avatar #19 to #18 - betta ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Not at all. Talked to them once.

Actually I told you about this already, but the difference with now and then is now that you know what kinda of person I am, I want you to tell me what you REALLY think I should do.
User avatar #20 to #19 - ScottP (01/14/2014) [-]
Well the first thing you have to ask yourself is if it's worth it to pursue anything with this person.

If it is, then you need to open up casually to them. Maybe just a little bit at a time, and not too much to overwhelm them so quickly. Just say little things like "What's up?" Or if you see them doing something that you're interested in, try opening up a small conversation related to that.

The best thing you can do though is to open up slowly. Don't overwhelm them because that would just push them away much more.
User avatar #21 to #20 - betta ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Alright, so what would be a good time to do this at?
User avatar #22 to #21 - ScottP (01/14/2014) [-]
Whenever you two happen to be at the same place at the same time. Whenever they're not busy.
User avatar #9 - chinksfaptoo (03/03/2013) [-]
I HEARD YOU'RE ASIAN
User avatar #10 to #9 - ScottP (03/03/2013) [-]
Yes...yes...

*reads mind* You're here to ask me if I can read minds aren't you?
User avatar #11 to #10 - chinksfaptoo (03/03/2013) [-]
no i just have a thing for asians
where you from?
User avatar #12 to #11 - cpitty (03/16/2013) [-]
He's from the place where his girlfriend also lives so go away.
#5 - flutterbro (06/24/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #6 to #5 - ScottP (06/24/2012) [-]
What...is that?
User avatar #7 to #6 - flutterbro (06/24/2012) [-]
It is a .gif that the Internet has created
#4 - NinjaKnight ONLINE (06/24/2012) [-]
I have nothing of the full porn like butt here, this is what I got.
I have nothing of the full porn like butt here, this is what I got.
User avatar #1 - amozi (06/23/2012) [-]
pinoy?
User avatar #2 to #1 - ScottP (06/23/2012) [-]
oo
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