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Age: 38
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Date Signed Up:8/07/2010
Last Login:8/28/2014
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Maybe I didn't treat you
Quite as good as I could have
Maybe I didn't love you
Quite as often as I should have.

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#57 - it bee de man tryna 2 keep uz down! that was pa… 07/31/2014 on Word crimes 0
#52 - People didn't thumb up youtube videos, but turn them into a gi…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Word crimes +2
User avatar #119 - tsoper (07/31/2014) [-]
welcome to the new internet age
User avatar #63 - hadrian (07/31/2014) [-]
The difference of having to click something or not. Never underestimate the power of laziness.
#1 - It also doesn't hurt being an alien whose race's entire purpos…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/31/2014 on This is how you get Big +48
#13 - shlomodelev (08/01/2014) [-]
You could have just said 'being asian'.
User avatar #8 - brokentail (08/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, Goku is a different being altogether
That doesn't mean our race can't be designed to be bigger and stronger. We, as individuals, on a large scale, just aren't.
Maybe you can be the spark to change the world. And make a better world. A stronger world.
A swole world
#3 - grantyboy (08/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #23 - trollzoll (08/01/2014) [-]
Sauce?
User avatar #33 - trollchildxy (08/01/2014) [-]
internet.
#9 - asasqw (08/01/2014) [-]
#4 - bakinboy (08/01/2014) [-]
that was badass
User avatar #6 - trollchildxy (08/01/2014) [-]
"We cannot match the strength of wolves. We cannot hear a grasshopper alight five meters away in a jungle. We cannot walk on branches without slipping and falling. We cannot interface with animals to make them tolerate us. We do not have neural links to a planetary deity to receive instructions on how to thrive in a hostile environment."
"We are frail in body, not mind or soul. We are not weak because we fight in armor. We are not cowardly because we strike our enemies from afar. We are not evil because we harness the power of destruction. It is merely equalization. We are somewhere in the middle of all the life on our planet, and every one of them has and is trying to kill us."
"See this hammer? This is a tool, a weapon, and a means. With this hammer, we battled the world's greatest terrors and won. With this hammer, we built villages, towns, cities, metropolises, civilizations. With this hammer, we harnessed fire, steel, and lightning to our bidding. We constructed machines, vehicles, and titans of iron to tame the wilderness. We fought our way into our place in the world. We did all this; to forge a safer place for our children. If there is a better way, we did not receive any messages."
"And do not talk to me of your 'moral integrity'. I have seen rage, jealousy, religious indignation, lust, apathy, and failure to forgive amongst you. There is nothing wrong with our nature that you do not have."
"In the end? You are no better, Na'vi."

Source: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=sa7rmohv1hmgymf4xdu8cait&page=27
#21 - gamagoriira (08/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, fuck little blue guide fairies!
#11 - I tried so hard and got so faaaaaar! 07/31/2014 on Danny bby 0
#10 - **ScottP rolls 118** I say...tri harder  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on Danny bby 0
User avatar #11 - ScottP (07/31/2014) [-]
I tried so hard and got so faaaaaar!
#2 - That is an awesome Red Hood mask. What material did you use for it?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on My Red Hood cosplay at SDCC +1
#4 - miklthepikl (07/30/2014) [-]
the helmet was a cast made by 4th wall design. I'm pretty sure its resin, or something very close too it. I'm currently 3d printing a new helmet (attached) so the suit will be fully custom for next year (possibly comikaze)
#6 - You're a piece of **** if you do that to a hungry… 07/30/2014 on Mmm. Dishes. 0
#76 - Dude looked like Sylar for a second 07/30/2014 on Schnizel goes on Omegle 0
#11 - I don't know how to be an adult, but apparently I turned into …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on Just realized 0
#14 - minnten (07/30/2014) [-]
You deserve it.
#10 - I wouldn't be surprised. The only thing difficult in high-scho… 07/30/2014 on Just realized 0
#1 - ....I'm reading it...but I don't understand  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on God Bless America +2
#2 - Nahyon (07/30/2014) [-]
>gay men act more bitchy and sassy than black women ever could
or in other words
>The population of the USA can't have a day without embarrassing itself
#15 - That's what happens when a woman orgasms right?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on Not exactly my fetish 0
User avatar #16 - helifapter (07/30/2014) [-]
Oh god if only i knew...
#49 - There's a quote there that says "She's now the …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on Lady Thor 0
User avatar #52 - TheJacket (07/29/2014) [-]
Thanks. I see what you mean, it can be read both ways. Its hard to say what will happen to the old Thor (maybe he'll die... again?), but I'm still pretty sure the new one will exist in the main universe and replace him. Not just some random alternate reality or some other bullshit.
#36 - Here's a link btw: 07/29/2014 on Lady Thor +3
#35 - Yep. They have stated that it's going to be a completely new T…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Lady Thor +2
User avatar #39 - golnax (07/29/2014) [-]
That's... dumb. Not that no one other than Thor should wield the hammer, or even that the one does wield it could be a woman, just the idea that they felt the need to make a female version of Thor in her own separate little universe instead of killing Thor off in said universe and having the hammer pass on to someone else who was worthy.

Thanks for letting me know anyways.
User avatar #44 - TheJacket (07/29/2014) [-]
That actually wasn't my understanding of it. From the sources I've looked at it was more of an adrenaline shot for the Thor series to get people interested rather than doing to make comics more politically correct.

I also thought the old Thor character would still exist, but simply no longer be worthy of the hammer. If ScottP has a source for where it says otherwise, I'd like to see for myself.
User avatar #49 - ScottP (07/29/2014) [-]
screenrant.com/marvel-thor-female-hero/

There's a quote there that says "She's now the one and only Thor." So I'm not sure if the male Thor will still exist but in a powerless state, or if he just will stop existing altogether
User avatar #52 - TheJacket (07/29/2014) [-]
Thanks. I see what you mean, it can be read both ways. Its hard to say what will happen to the old Thor (maybe he'll die... again?), but I'm still pretty sure the new one will exist in the main universe and replace him. Not just some random alternate reality or some other bullshit.
#33 - I always found it strange how even the superheroes who are sci… 07/29/2014 on Lady Thor 0
#32 - So he's...Purple Hulk?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Lady Thor +5
User avatar #59 - Tyranitar (07/29/2014) [-]
Purple Hulk who throws a health-draining meat cleaver and can light himself on fire.

Yes.
User avatar #77 - unncommon (07/29/2014) [-]
Aren't all attacks health-draining?
#82 - ripgeckosncherios (07/29/2014) [-]
I think he means that he can return life upon hitting enemies, but yes all spells cost hp
#29 - Political correctness  [+] (7 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Lady Thor +3
User avatar #34 - golnax (07/29/2014) [-]
... Wait hang on, seriously?

They changed a mythological god who has always been depicted as male as well as one of their leading super heroes into a female because of... politics? No gender-bender ray gun? No magic out of the asscrack of Loki?

color me skeptical, but there's gotta be more to that statement.
User avatar #35 - ScottP (07/29/2014) [-]
Yep. They have stated that it's going to be a completely new Thor and the old Thor isn't going to exist simultaneously with the new one. The way they explained it was that since the hammer granted the powers of Thor to those who are worthy to wield it, then a woman is now wielding it.
User avatar #39 - golnax (07/29/2014) [-]
That's... dumb. Not that no one other than Thor should wield the hammer, or even that the one does wield it could be a woman, just the idea that they felt the need to make a female version of Thor in her own separate little universe instead of killing Thor off in said universe and having the hammer pass on to someone else who was worthy.

Thanks for letting me know anyways.
User avatar #44 - TheJacket (07/29/2014) [-]
That actually wasn't my understanding of it. From the sources I've looked at it was more of an adrenaline shot for the Thor series to get people interested rather than doing to make comics more politically correct.

I also thought the old Thor character would still exist, but simply no longer be worthy of the hammer. If ScottP has a source for where it says otherwise, I'd like to see for myself.
User avatar #49 - ScottP (07/29/2014) [-]
screenrant.com/marvel-thor-female-hero/

There's a quote there that says "She's now the one and only Thor." So I'm not sure if the male Thor will still exist but in a powerless state, or if he just will stop existing altogether
User avatar #52 - TheJacket (07/29/2014) [-]
Thanks. I see what you mean, it can be read both ways. Its hard to say what will happen to the old Thor (maybe he'll die... again?), but I'm still pretty sure the new one will exist in the main universe and replace him. Not just some random alternate reality or some other bullshit.
#1016178 - Dragon Age 2 actually isn't the piece of **** tha… 07/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1016176 - I was planning on playing the beta, but I couldn't figure out … 07/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#62 - Well test shots are usually crappy in quality. They're jut to … 07/29/2014 on Deadpool leaked movie test... 0
#81321 - I was just refer to "gods" like the mythological gods  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on Religion Board 0
#81336 - groundzero (07/29/2014) [-]
Then there you go, YES, because those gods use their powers for either good/evil and they get recognized as GODS by the humans.
#1015896 - So I'm trying to play Watch Dogs on pc and every time I launch… 07/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#81273 - Quick question here: Would being given superpowers ma…  [+] (15 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #81314 - teoragnar (07/29/2014) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #81297 - cleverguy (07/29/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #81280 - feelythefeel (07/29/2014) [-]
Depends. Is that superpower being a god?
#81285 - groundzero (07/29/2014) [-]
Just look at what superman DID when Joker killed Lois Lane
User avatar #81286 - feelythefeel (07/29/2014) [-]
Answer the question.
#81288 - groundzero (07/29/2014) [-]
Techincally Yes. because IF you DO have super powers and if it is VERY POwerful. YOu can bring the Whole world to it's knees if you chose to.
User avatar #81289 - feelythefeel (07/29/2014) [-]
I meant my question.
#81290 - groundzero (07/29/2014) [-]
I just DID.
User avatar #81291 - feelythefeel (07/29/2014) [-]
In that case, you're not making sense.

Also, can you please stop with he random caps lock.
#81295 - groundzero (07/29/2014) [-]
Its a habit sorry.

But serioulsy if you have godlike powers then you can establish yourself as a GOD.

It's what I would do.
User avatar #81296 - feelythefeel (07/29/2014) [-]
Pretty sure he wasn't talking that figuratively.
#81298 - groundzero (07/29/2014) [-]
is he talking about the Bible GOD?

or the other GOD'S that can die if you know/use their weakness?
User avatar #81299 - feelythefeel (07/29/2014) [-]
I don't even know anymore. I'd guess at the prior though.
User avatar #81321 - ScottP (07/29/2014) [-]
I was just refer to "gods" like the mythological gods
#81336 - groundzero (07/29/2014) [-]
Then there you go, YES, because those gods use their powers for either good/evil and they get recognized as GODS by the humans.
#113571 - We might actually need a voice-actor. Can you give me a sample…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on Social Board 0
User avatar #113572 - SlowpokeForever (07/29/2014) [-]

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#39 - sasha ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
Hey scott have you gotten any of the colored hard cover books yet? Volumes 1-4 are available and 5-6 are coming out this year. I was going to get the box set for my birthday  which was 2 days ago oh boi  but i figured id rather have the colored ones.   
 If you haven't noticed im talking about scott pilgrim vs the world books of course.
Hey scott have you gotten any of the colored hard cover books yet? Volumes 1-4 are available and 5-6 are coming out this year. I was going to get the box set for my birthday which was 2 days ago oh boi but i figured id rather have the colored ones.
If you haven't noticed im talking about scott pilgrim vs the world books of course.
User avatar #41 to #39 - ScottP (06/29/2014) [-]
Also late Happy Birthday!
#43 to #41 - sasha ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
thanks bbe <3
thanks bbe <3
User avatar #40 to #39 - ScottP (06/29/2014) [-]
I actually didn't even know there were hard cover versions of them out. I only have the first book and I read the rest of the series at my local Barnes n Nobles lol. If I get the money I might pick up a few of them
User avatar #42 to #40 - sasha ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
Yea me neither until i decided i was going to buy the box set but did a little researching.
User avatar #37 - danield (06/17/2014) [-]
Thanks for liking comments.

I've never seen you post on vgb tho
User avatar #38 to #37 - ScottP (06/17/2014) [-]
I don't really have much to say. I usually post more on advice, but I enjoy seeing gaming news and stuff on vgb
User avatar #32 - revengeforfreeze (05/05/2014) [-]
do your friends joke about 'yao ming' often
User avatar #33 to #32 - ScottP (05/05/2014) [-]
Not really. I haven't heard it since middle school. Usually it's the small penis though.
User avatar #34 to #33 - revengeforfreeze (05/05/2014) [-]
I see.
):
Is pinoy and fillipino the sam ething?
User avatar #35 to #34 - ScottP (05/05/2014) [-]
"Pinoy" is just a slang term for "Filipino"
User avatar #36 to #35 - revengeforfreeze (05/05/2014) [-]
ahic
well i tip off my hat to you i
*tip* my fedora *tip*
so have a gud day son
#29 - wtfmana (04/07/2014) [-]
Allegedly, Nattramn randomly drove an axe into the skull of a 5-year-old girl in 2001, failing to kill her by mere millimeters. As police arrived on the scene, he attempted to commit suicide-by-cop by shouting "Kill me! Kill me!" with the axe still in his hands. The cops distracted Nattramn using police dogs while another officer snuck up behind the crazed musician and brought him down. Nattramn was committed to the Växjö Psychiatric Ward, where he stayed for the next 5 years. Picture is nattramn
User avatar #30 to #29 - ScottP (04/07/2014) [-]
Well I wouldn't be surprised. People do really strange things. I find it really interesting him humanity seems to have the potential for both the worst things and the best things. It only takes one small push from either side.
#31 to #30 - wtfmana (04/07/2014) [-]
True. I look at him and feel so much better about what goes on at home
#27 - megavoir (04/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #28 to #27 - ScottP (04/06/2014) [-]
*heart* to you too
#25 - mcbexplain (04/03/2014) [-]
I hope you accept my friend request.
You're pretty ******* hilarious
#23 - reallyoldfag (01/14/2014) [-]
I agree with Betta. You seem like a very kind person. Your profile says that you are 38. I am 39 and it's rare to find users that are our age. There aren't very many of us, you know.
If you're not 38, like a lot of people put 99 years old, forget what I said and I'll go to the corner and marinate in my embarrassment. Also, you gave me some great advice a little while ago and I appreciate it so much!
Stay cool, man!
User avatar #24 to #23 - ScottP (01/14/2014) [-]
I'm actually 17 but I do thank you. It's the least I could do to help
User avatar #13 - betta ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Alright "ScottP"

What's your deal, dude?
User avatar #14 to #13 - ScottP (01/14/2014) [-]
Nothing's my deal. If you're referring to my comment on "Advice", please don't misunderstand my meaning. I may have misinterpreted your anecdote about your friend (may he rest in peace) and meant that most people only enjoy things in their life once they know it's coming to an end.
User avatar #15 to #14 - betta ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
No, I meant like, what's your deal, as in, why do we have someone as awesome and nice as you here?

I didn't mean to offend you in the slightest man (: What I meant by "What's your deal" Is why are you here? You seem like a ridiculously nice guy, like, what's the catch? We're all here on FJ cause theres something that we don't want with the real world.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ScottP (01/14/2014) [-]
You give me too much credit. I went through some problems two months back and I kinda' came here and I saw that there were other people, real people, who were going through the same things I was. It opened my eyes and I saw that I wasn't really alone. I don't want anyone to feel alone in their times of trouble so I try to help if I can.
User avatar #17 to #16 - betta ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
SEE!

THIS IS WHAT MAKES YOU A GREAT GUY!

I love you. You're now easily in my top 10 favorite users of all time. Like, wow. Good job with everything here!

Hey, would you mind helping me out with something?

How do I start a conversation IRL with someone I like?
User avatar #18 to #17 - ScottP (01/14/2014) [-]
Well how well do you know the person?
User avatar #19 to #18 - betta ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Not at all. Talked to them once.

Actually I told you about this already, but the difference with now and then is now that you know what kinda of person I am, I want you to tell me what you REALLY think I should do.
User avatar #20 to #19 - ScottP (01/14/2014) [-]
Well the first thing you have to ask yourself is if it's worth it to pursue anything with this person.

If it is, then you need to open up casually to them. Maybe just a little bit at a time, and not too much to overwhelm them so quickly. Just say little things like "What's up?" Or if you see them doing something that you're interested in, try opening up a small conversation related to that.

The best thing you can do though is to open up slowly. Don't overwhelm them because that would just push them away much more.
User avatar #21 to #20 - betta ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Alright, so what would be a good time to do this at?
User avatar #22 to #21 - ScottP (01/14/2014) [-]
Whenever you two happen to be at the same place at the same time. Whenever they're not busy.
User avatar #9 - chinksfaptoo (03/03/2013) [-]
I HEARD YOU'RE ASIAN
User avatar #10 to #9 - ScottP (03/03/2013) [-]
Yes...yes...

*reads mind* You're here to ask me if I can read minds aren't you?
User avatar #11 to #10 - chinksfaptoo (03/03/2013) [-]
no i just have a thing for asians
where you from?
User avatar #12 to #11 - cpitty (03/16/2013) [-]
He's from the place where his girlfriend also lives so go away.
#5 - flutterbro (06/24/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #6 to #5 - ScottP (06/24/2012) [-]
What...is that?
User avatar #7 to #6 - flutterbro (06/24/2012) [-]
It is a .gif that the Internet has created
#4 - NinjaKnight ONLINE (06/24/2012) [-]
I have nothing of the full porn like butt here, this is what I got.
I have nothing of the full porn like butt here, this is what I got.
User avatar #1 - amozi (06/23/2012) [-]
pinoy?
User avatar #2 to #1 - ScottP (06/23/2012) [-]
oo
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