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Maybe I didn't treat you
Quite as good as I could have
Maybe I didn't love you
Quite as often as I should have.

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#2 - That is an awesome Red Hood mask. What material did you use for it?  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on My Red Hood cosplay at SDCC 0
#4 - miklthepikl (13 hours ago) [-]
the helmet was a cast made by 4th wall design. I'm pretty sure its resin, or something very close too it. I'm currently 3d printing a new helmet (attached) so the suit will be fully custom for next year (possibly comikaze)
#6 - You're a piece of shit if you do that to a hungry man. You jus… 14 hours ago on Mmm. Dishes. 0
#76 - Dude looked like Sylar for a second 20 hours ago on Schnizel goes on Omegle 0
#11 - I don't know how to be an adult, but apparently I turned into …  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on Just realized 0
#14 - minnten (20 hours ago) [-]
You deserve it.
#10 - I wouldn't be surprised. The only thing difficult in high-scho… 23 hours ago on Just realized 0
#1 - ....I'm reading it...but I don't understand  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on God Bless America +2
#2 - Nahyon (22 hours ago) [-]
>gay men act more bitchy and sassy than black women ever could
or in other words
>The population of the USA can't have a day without embarrassing itself
#15 - That's what happens when a woman orgasms right?  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on Not exactly my fetish 0
User avatar #16 - helifapter (23 hours ago) [-]
Oh god if only i knew...
#49 - There's a quote there that says "She's now the …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on Lady Thor 0
User avatar #52 - TheJacket (07/29/2014) [-]
Thanks. I see what you mean, it can be read both ways. Its hard to say what will happen to the old Thor (maybe he'll die... again?), but I'm still pretty sure the new one will exist in the main universe and replace him. Not just some random alternate reality or some other bullshit.
#36 - Here's a link btw: 07/29/2014 on Lady Thor +3
#35 - Yep. They have stated that it's going to be a completely new T…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Lady Thor +2
User avatar #39 - golnax (07/29/2014) [-]
That's... dumb. Not that no one other than Thor should wield the hammer, or even that the one does wield it could be a woman, just the idea that they felt the need to make a female version of Thor in her own separate little universe instead of killing Thor off in said universe and having the hammer pass on to someone else who was worthy.

Thanks for letting me know anyways.
User avatar #44 - TheJacket (07/29/2014) [-]
That actually wasn't my understanding of it. From the sources I've looked at it was more of an adrenaline shot for the Thor series to get people interested rather than doing to make comics more politically correct.

I also thought the old Thor character would still exist, but simply no longer be worthy of the hammer. If ScottP has a source for where it says otherwise, I'd like to see for myself.
User avatar #49 - ScottP (07/29/2014) [-]
screenrant.com/marvel-thor-female-hero/

There's a quote there that says "She's now the one and only Thor." So I'm not sure if the male Thor will still exist but in a powerless state, or if he just will stop existing altogether
User avatar #52 - TheJacket (07/29/2014) [-]
Thanks. I see what you mean, it can be read both ways. Its hard to say what will happen to the old Thor (maybe he'll die... again?), but I'm still pretty sure the new one will exist in the main universe and replace him. Not just some random alternate reality or some other bullshit.

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#39 - sasha (06/29/2014) [-]
Hey scott have you gotten any of the colored hard cover books yet? Volumes 1-4 are available and 5-6 are coming out this year. I was going to get the box set for my birthday  which was 2 days ago oh boi  but i figured id rather have the colored ones.   
 If you haven't noticed im talking about scott pilgrim vs the world books of course.
Hey scott have you gotten any of the colored hard cover books yet? Volumes 1-4 are available and 5-6 are coming out this year. I was going to get the box set for my birthday which was 2 days ago oh boi but i figured id rather have the colored ones.
If you haven't noticed im talking about scott pilgrim vs the world books of course.
User avatar #41 to #39 - ScottP (06/29/2014) [-]
Also late Happy Birthday!
#43 to #41 - sasha (06/29/2014) [-]
thanks bbe <3
thanks bbe <3
User avatar #40 to #39 - ScottP (06/29/2014) [-]
I actually didn't even know there were hard cover versions of them out. I only have the first book and I read the rest of the series at my local Barnes n Nobles lol. If I get the money I might pick up a few of them
User avatar #42 to #40 - sasha (06/29/2014) [-]
Yea me neither until i decided i was going to buy the box set but did a little researching.
User avatar #37 - danield (06/17/2014) [-]
Thanks for liking comments.

I've never seen you post on vgb tho
User avatar #38 to #37 - ScottP (06/17/2014) [-]
I don't really have much to say. I usually post more on advice, but I enjoy seeing gaming news and stuff on vgb
User avatar #32 - revengeforfreeze (05/05/2014) [-]
do your friends joke about 'yao ming' often
User avatar #33 to #32 - ScottP (05/05/2014) [-]
Not really. I haven't heard it since middle school. Usually it's the small penis though.
User avatar #34 to #33 - revengeforfreeze (05/05/2014) [-]
I see.
):
Is pinoy and fillipino the sam ething?
User avatar #35 to #34 - ScottP (05/05/2014) [-]
"Pinoy" is just a slang term for "Filipino"
User avatar #36 to #35 - revengeforfreeze (05/05/2014) [-]
ahic
well i tip off my hat to you i
*tip* my fedora *tip*
so have a gud day son
#29 - wtfmana (04/07/2014) [-]
Allegedly, Nattramn randomly drove an axe into the skull of a 5-year-old girl in 2001, failing to kill her by mere millimeters. As police arrived on the scene, he attempted to commit suicide-by-cop by shouting "Kill me! Kill me!" with the axe still in his hands. The cops distracted Nattramn using police dogs while another officer snuck up behind the crazed musician and brought him down. Nattramn was committed to the Växjö Psychiatric Ward, where he stayed for the next 5 years. Picture is nattramn
User avatar #30 to #29 - ScottP (04/07/2014) [-]
Well I wouldn't be surprised. People do really strange things. I find it really interesting him humanity seems to have the potential for both the worst things and the best things. It only takes one small push from either side.
#31 to #30 - wtfmana (04/07/2014) [-]
True. I look at him and feel so much better about what goes on at home
#27 - megavoir ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #28 to #27 - ScottP (04/06/2014) [-]
*heart* to you too
#25 - mcbexplain (04/03/2014) [-]
I hope you accept my friend request.
You're pretty fucking hilarious
#23 - reallyoldfag (01/14/2014) [-]
I agree with Betta. You seem like a very kind person. Your profile says that you are 38. I am 39 and it's rare to find users that are our age. There aren't very many of us, you know.
If you're not 38, like a lot of people put 99 years old, forget what I said and I'll go to the corner and marinate in my embarrassment. Also, you gave me some great advice a little while ago and I appreciate it so much!
Stay cool, man!
User avatar #24 to #23 - ScottP (01/14/2014) [-]
I'm actually 17 but I do thank you. It's the least I could do to help
User avatar #13 - betta ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Alright "ScottP"

What's your deal, dude?
User avatar #14 to #13 - ScottP (01/14/2014) [-]
Nothing's my deal. If you're referring to my comment on "Advice", please don't misunderstand my meaning. I may have misinterpreted your anecdote about your friend (may he rest in peace) and meant that most people only enjoy things in their life once they know it's coming to an end.
User avatar #15 to #14 - betta ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
No, I meant like, what's your deal, as in, why do we have someone as awesome and nice as you here?

I didn't mean to offend you in the slightest man (: What I meant by "What's your deal" Is why are you here? You seem like a ridiculously nice guy, like, what's the catch? We're all here on FJ cause theres something that we don't want with the real world.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ScottP (01/14/2014) [-]
You give me too much credit. I went through some problems two months back and I kinda' came here and I saw that there were other people, real people, who were going through the same things I was. It opened my eyes and I saw that I wasn't really alone. I don't want anyone to feel alone in their times of trouble so I try to help if I can.
User avatar #17 to #16 - betta ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
SEE!

THIS IS WHAT MAKES YOU A GREAT GUY!

I love you. You're now easily in my top 10 favorite users of all time. Like, wow. Good job with everything here!

Hey, would you mind helping me out with something?

How do I start a conversation IRL with someone I like?
User avatar #18 to #17 - ScottP (01/14/2014) [-]
Well how well do you know the person?
User avatar #19 to #18 - betta ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Not at all. Talked to them once.

Actually I told you about this already, but the difference with now and then is now that you know what kinda of person I am, I want you to tell me what you REALLY think I should do.
User avatar #20 to #19 - ScottP (01/14/2014) [-]
Well the first thing you have to ask yourself is if it's worth it to pursue anything with this person.

If it is, then you need to open up casually to them. Maybe just a little bit at a time, and not too much to overwhelm them so quickly. Just say little things like "What's up?" Or if you see them doing something that you're interested in, try opening up a small conversation related to that.

The best thing you can do though is to open up slowly. Don't overwhelm them because that would just push them away much more.
User avatar #21 to #20 - betta ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Alright, so what would be a good time to do this at?
User avatar #22 to #21 - ScottP (01/14/2014) [-]
Whenever you two happen to be at the same place at the same time. Whenever they're not busy.
User avatar #9 - chinksfaptoo (03/03/2013) [-]
I HEARD YOU'RE ASIAN
User avatar #10 to #9 - ScottP (03/03/2013) [-]
Yes...yes...

*reads mind* You're here to ask me if I can read minds aren't you?
User avatar #11 to #10 - chinksfaptoo (03/03/2013) [-]
no i just have a thing for asians
where you from?
User avatar #12 to #11 - cpitty (03/16/2013) [-]
He's from the place where his girlfriend also lives so go away.
#5 - flutterbro (06/24/2012) [-]
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User avatar #6 to #5 - ScottP (06/24/2012) [-]
What...is that?
User avatar #7 to #6 - flutterbro (06/24/2012) [-]
It is a .gif that the Internet has created
#4 - NinjaKnight ONLINE (06/24/2012) [-]
I have nothing of the full porn like butt here, this is what I got.
I have nothing of the full porn like butt here, this is what I got.
User avatar #1 - amozi (06/23/2012) [-]
pinoy?
User avatar #2 to #1 - ScottP (06/23/2012) [-]
oo
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