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hey every one :3
I am a old funnyjunker Not a old fag but pretty old. I love playing games (I use steam a lot) And play many over games like dayz and KS. I don't post as much any more but i still come on daily. Have fun funnjunkers :3

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#2 - I don't think it will, because even after not playing it for m… 07/08/2014 on This visual novel is unreal. +1
#6 - Don't stop now, Its feminist country 07/07/2014 on {} 0
#185 - I have too, Its too good  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on Music thread +1
User avatar #188 - Kairyuka (06/28/2014) [-]
It's just awesome, I'm really in love with his voice! I'm a sucker for good voices and interesting vocal techniques and his voice and accent are just way too good. Also, he's sculpted like a greek adonis, dang
#169 - Sir, my skills are inferior to yours . I must hand in my artis…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2014 on Music thread +1
User avatar #170 - kinggucciswagman (06/27/2014) [-]
Can't believe you didn't use that piano picture.
It was the perfect oppurtunity
AND YOU BLEW IT
I'll take your beret.
#166 - Its so good, I want that glass so bad  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2014 on Music thread 0
User avatar #174 - Kairyuka (06/27/2014) [-]
Damn you, I've been listening to Das Boot for hours on repeat ;A;
User avatar #185 - SandvichS (06/28/2014) [-]
I have too, Its too good
User avatar #188 - Kairyuka (06/28/2014) [-]
It's just awesome, I'm really in love with his voice! I'm a sucker for good voices and interesting vocal techniques and his voice and accent are just way too good. Also, he's sculpted like a greek adonis, dang
#165 - I can't even put this in as a picture. Too many pixels The…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2014 on Music thread 0
#168 - kinggucciswagman (06/27/2014) [-]
#169 - SandvichS (06/27/2014) [-]
Sir, my skills are inferior to yours . I must hand in my artist's beret.
I cri ever teim
User avatar #170 - kinggucciswagman (06/27/2014) [-]
Can't believe you didn't use that piano picture.
It was the perfect oppurtunity
AND YOU BLEW IT
I'll take your beret.
#161 - I'm glad it did you bloody coon I make these when…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/27/2014 on Music thread 0
#163 - kinggucciswagman (06/27/2014) [-]
Lel, give me them
#165 - SandvichS (06/27/2014) [-]
I can't even put this in as a picture. Too many pixels
They don't accept my art, time to kill the jews! kek
gyazo.com/3914d63b1147a43b6ecad6b067da47b8
#168 - kinggucciswagman (06/27/2014) [-]
#169 - SandvichS (06/27/2014) [-]
Sir, my skills are inferior to yours . I must hand in my artist's beret.
I cri ever teim
User avatar #170 - kinggucciswagman (06/27/2014) [-]
Can't believe you didn't use that piano picture.
It was the perfect oppurtunity
AND YOU BLEW IT
I'll take your beret.
#160 - badthing CAN I HAVE DE PUSI PLZ?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2014 on Music thread 0
#171 - badthing (06/27/2014) [-]
DICK PAYS RENT (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
b0ss
#158 - Nooo..... U wot m8 THIS ONE IS HOME MADE  [+] (7 new replies) 06/27/2014 on Music thread 0
#159 - kinggucciswagman (06/27/2014) [-]
Yeeeees That gave me a giggle you magnificent bastard.
#161 - SandvichS (06/27/2014) [-]
I'm glad it did you bloody coon
I make these when I'm really bored for my friends... I have a lot more....
I take famous photos and frenchify them
#163 - kinggucciswagman (06/27/2014) [-]
Lel, give me them
#165 - SandvichS (06/27/2014) [-]
I can't even put this in as a picture. Too many pixels
They don't accept my art, time to kill the jews! kek
gyazo.com/3914d63b1147a43b6ecad6b067da47b8
#168 - kinggucciswagman (06/27/2014) [-]
#169 - SandvichS (06/27/2014) [-]
Sir, my skills are inferior to yours . I must hand in my artist's beret.
I cri ever teim
User avatar #170 - kinggucciswagman (06/27/2014) [-]
Can't believe you didn't use that piano picture.
It was the perfect oppurtunity
AND YOU BLEW IT
I'll take your beret.
#156 - Why you have some talent sir. I see what you did the…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/27/2014 on Music thread 0
#157 - kinggucciswagman (06/27/2014) [-]
Fresh outta google images, aye?
Hue.
#158 - SandvichS (06/27/2014) [-]
Nooo..... U wot m8
THIS ONE IS HOME MADE
#159 - kinggucciswagman (06/27/2014) [-]
Yeeeees That gave me a giggle you magnificent bastard.
#161 - SandvichS (06/27/2014) [-]
I'm glad it did you bloody coon
I make these when I'm really bored for my friends... I have a lot more....
I take famous photos and frenchify them
#163 - kinggucciswagman (06/27/2014) [-]
Lel, give me them
#165 - SandvichS (06/27/2014) [-]
I can't even put this in as a picture. Too many pixels
They don't accept my art, time to kill the jews! kek
gyazo.com/3914d63b1147a43b6ecad6b067da47b8
#168 - kinggucciswagman (06/27/2014) [-]
#169 - SandvichS (06/27/2014) [-]
Sir, my skills are inferior to yours . I must hand in my artist's beret.
I cri ever teim
User avatar #170 - kinggucciswagman (06/27/2014) [-]
Can't believe you didn't use that piano picture.
It was the perfect oppurtunity
AND YOU BLEW IT
I'll take your beret.

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#137 to #136 - SandvichS (01/27/2013) [-]
HELLO GOOD SIR
#138 to #137 - zameckis (01/27/2013) [-]
dem caps
did i offend you?
if that the case sorry for bothering
i will take my leave
#139 to #138 - SandvichS (01/27/2013) [-]
No... :(
I was just screaming it in the excitement of speaking to you :D
#140 to #139 - zameckis (01/27/2013) [-]
eh? really?
i see no reason for you to get excited just because of that
such womanizer
#141 to #140 - SandvichS (01/27/2013) [-]
Because you're awesome :3
Because you're awesome :3
#142 to #141 - zameckis (01/27/2013) [-]
me? awesome?
muhahahah i think you mistook me with somebody else

i'm not good at english
community avoiding me, no frond at rl and interweb
not funny and have no redeeming quality at all
i see no part of me being awesome
#143 to #142 - SandvichS (01/27/2013) [-]
U R AWESOME. ACCEPT IT
U R AWESOME. ACCEPT IT
#144 to #143 - zameckis (01/27/2013) [-]
no

anyway, i'm not here just for talking about me
i'm here to talk and know more about you
so let's put aside other things

how are you today sir sandvichs?
#145 to #144 - SandvichS (01/27/2013) [-]
I am in a happy mood Sir Zameckis.   
How are thee?
I am in a happy mood Sir Zameckis.
How are thee?
User avatar #146 to #145 - zameckis (01/27/2013) [-]
my my, something good happened?
if so, care to tell the story?

quite fine, but meh also, since no major event occured
but overall is good, can't complain
thanks for asking
#147 to #146 - SandvichS (01/27/2013) [-]
Just been getting some good luck lately. Xbox got covered in water, And it started working. And just in a good mood in general . So What you up too?
Just been getting some good luck lately. Xbox got covered in water, And it started working. And just in a good mood in general . So What you up too?
User avatar #148 to #147 - zameckis (01/27/2013) [-]
>covered in water
aint it suppose to be brokedown?
i see, just in good mood eh, i recognized that feel

nothing much, just derping around
nothing to tell

so
hm.,., what shoud i talk about now,.,.
#133 - jackisawsm (01/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #132 to #131 - SandvichS (01/12/2013) [-]
ITS ME!
User avatar #119 - zameckis (11/20/2012) [-]
yo
User avatar #121 to #120 - zameckis (11/20/2012) [-]
sup?
#122 to #121 - SandvichS (11/20/2012) [-]
How have you been Sir Zameckis?
User avatar #123 to #122 - zameckis (11/20/2012) [-]
quite good, thanks for asking
yourself, sir sandvichs?
#124 to #123 - SandvichS (11/20/2012) [-]
I've good, Just watching some films n' **** .
You?
User avatar #125 to #124 - zameckis (11/20/2012) [-]
glad to hear, my what films is that?
care to tell?

um.,.,. it's gonna be a looping question thread eh
you?
#126 to #125 - SandvichS (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm watching the watch, To see if its a good film
Well lets break off topic, Can you recommend me some good animes?
Wanna start watching them again :3
User avatar #127 to #126 - zameckis (11/20/2012) [-]
depend on what kind of anime you want to watch/into
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#128 to #127 - SandvichS (11/20/2012) [-]
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User avatar #129 to #128 - zameckis (11/20/2012) [-]
boku wa tomodachi ga sukunai
#130 to #129 - SandvichS (11/20/2012) [-]
Thank you :D
Thank you :D
#103 - ilovegir (11/08/2012) [-]
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#116 to #115 - SandvichS (11/09/2012) [-]
UNCLE TOMMY SEES YER SWEEPIN THAT BREEM EH?
UNCLE TOMMY SEES YER SWEEPIN THAT BREEM EH?
#118 to #117 - SandvichS (11/09/2012) [-]
UNCLE TOMMY DOESN'T LIKE JOKES EH? ONLY DRY WALLIN'
UNCLE TOMMY DOESN'T LIKE JOKES EH? ONLY DRY WALLIN'
User avatar #79 - zameckis (10/25/2012) [-]
greetings
#80 to #79 - SandvichS (10/25/2012) [-]
O HAI
O HAI
User avatar #81 to #80 - zameckis (10/25/2012) [-]
how are you today. sir sandvichs?
#82 to #81 - SandvichS (10/25/2012) [-]
I'm fantastic today Sir Zameckis :D   
How are you sir?
I'm fantastic today Sir Zameckis :D
How are you sir?
User avatar #83 to #82 - zameckis (10/25/2012) [-]
rather fine, thanks for asking
very considerate of you

hm.,.,
looks like you have quite affection toward ks eh?
#84 to #83 - SandvichS (10/25/2012) [-]
This Visaul novel has become a part of my life. So I have grown a huge affection to this :D
User avatar #85 to #84 - zameckis (10/25/2012) [-]
do tell
which ******* you like most
#86 to #85 - SandvichS (10/25/2012) [-]
Miss Hanako :D
Who is yours sir?
#87 to #86 - zameckis (10/25/2012) [-]
i haven't said i play it
#88 to #87 - SandvichS (10/25/2012) [-]
You haven't played it?
Why? :CC
#90 to #88 - zameckis (10/25/2012) [-]
i don't say i haven't play it either
so far, i only got lilly good ed, hanako bad ed, and genji

so far, lilly is my favorite

oh and i like ks bgm too
#91 to #90 - SandvichS (10/25/2012) [-]
I loved Lillys route too. To much sex for comfort however XD
Hanakos bad route? That route is terrible :(
#92 to #91 - zameckis (10/25/2012) [-]
well, that's that
till now, i don't have the tiem to play it again

i'm quite curious about the other stories '
#93 to #92 - SandvichS (10/25/2012) [-]
Well I have to say I loved Shizunes playthrough. People say it isn't good but I enjoyed it. it was very funny and laid back
#94 to #93 - zameckis (10/25/2012) [-]
i wonder if there's a path for misha ed
User avatar #95 to #94 - SandvichS (10/25/2012) [-]
Well, The only sort of path is when you take shizunes back route and have "Alone time" With misha. But its very short
#96 to #95 - zameckis (10/25/2012) [-]
so, no ending for misha eh
kinda like her cheerful personality
#97 to #96 - SandvichS (10/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, So do soo many people.
They are thinking of making a KS anime. Or a ks 2.
But its gonna take them about 4 years :C
#100 to #97 - burnako (11/02/2012) [-]
but they aren't going to make a ks2 nor are they making an anime (atleast from what I've heard.) If you have any proof please share it.
#101 to #100 - SandvichS (11/02/2012) [-]
I saw it on 4chan. The creators where asking if a anime/ A new game would be good with people. Lots of people agreed that it would make a amazing anime. So the creators ended the thread saying that there will start development. And There is no proof due to the face its 4chan. All threads get deleted after a certain time. But there must be a picture floating around.
#102 to #101 - burnako (11/02/2012) [-]
I'm gonna play devil's advocate.

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they said they had no reason to make a sequel. There are spinoffs from other groups but 4ls isnt making a ks2

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this is most likely a joke. Also, if an anime was made I don't think it would sell well/ be received well in the first place in the sense that an anime has to be made in Japan. I'm pretty sure an anime about disabled girls would not be even considered to be made.
#98 to #97 - zameckis (10/25/2012) [-]
really?
i haven't heard about this

and 4 years.,., it's quite long
are they volunteering again to make it?
#99 to #98 - SandvichS (10/25/2012) [-]
Yes, I agree its along time. But its bound to be worth it :D
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#76 to #75 - SandvichS (10/08/2012) [-]
Max <3
Max <3
#78 to #77 - SandvichS (10/08/2012) [-]
Can't forget seamus :3
Can't forget seamus :3
#74 - jackisawsm (08/26/2012) [-]
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#60 - jackisawsm (08/24/2012) [-]
Sup G.
Sup G.
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#65 to #64 - jackisawsm (08/24/2012) [-]
Imma Get The F*ck outta here.
Imma Get The F*ck outta here.
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#71 to #68 - jackisawsm (08/24/2012) [-]
Do this.
Do this.
#39 - haroark (08/22/2012) [-]
why hello :), been some time :)
#40 to #39 - SandvichS (08/22/2012) [-]
Why hello there, What brings to this here page? :D
Why hello there, What brings to this here page? :D
User avatar #41 to #40 - haroark (08/23/2012) [-]
some research :P

i barely remember you...
maybe because i haven't been on so much...
#42 to #41 - SandvichS (08/23/2012) [-]
Guess what....   
 I haven't been on much too....    
So what is this said research
Guess what....
I haven't been on much too....
So what is this said research
User avatar #43 to #42 - haroark (08/23/2012) [-]
i have a vague memory of some of my new friends on FJ T.T

and i don't like that...
#44 to #43 - SandvichS (08/23/2012) [-]
Me too,  I only know like 10% of my funnyjunk friends XD
Me too, I only know like 10% of my funnyjunk friends XD
User avatar #45 to #44 - haroark (08/23/2012) [-]
well, then this is a good project!

now i am starting to think about how we became friends....
#46 to #45 - SandvichS (08/23/2012) [-]
Me too my friend :D   
Shall The project start
Me too my friend :D
Shall The project start
User avatar #47 to #46 - haroark (08/23/2012) [-]
i was participating in some threads at that time, could it be?
User avatar #49 to #48 - haroark (08/23/2012) [-]
was i posting Hanako with you?...
#50 to #49 - SandvichS (08/23/2012) [-]
I think that may of been it.
I think that may of been it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - haroark (08/23/2012) [-]
AND NOW I KNOW WHY I LOVE YOU! xD
#52 to #51 - SandvichS (08/23/2012) [-]
KATAWA! BRINGING PEOPLE TOGETHER.
:D
User avatar #53 to #52 - haroark (08/23/2012) [-]
that picture have to be wrong!
he did score, in different ways too. heh...

it was Kenji that didn't score :P
#54 to #53 - SandvichS (08/23/2012) [-]
I think that apply's when kenji kills hasio by pushing him the edge
User avatar #55 to #54 - haroark (08/23/2012) [-]
hehe :)

i am about to read Hanakos continuation ^^

i am looking soo forward to the weekend...
#56 to #55 - SandvichS (08/23/2012) [-]
I Still have Emi's to go. Just trying to get the feeling together. Doing an all nigher and doing every story at once really messes them up
User avatar #57 to #56 - haroark (08/23/2012) [-]
i did take brakes in between routes...
i could never finish the game in a night!
i don't read that fast...
#58 to #57 - SandvichS (08/23/2012) [-]
I don't too. I mean from 1PM to 7PM the next day. XD
Im gonna go now and play some tf2 with my friends now. So talk to you later :D
User avatar #59 to #58 - haroark (08/23/2012) [-]
laterz, going to jump on the buss...
#23 - zameckis (07/06/2012) [-]
why, hello there
#24 to #24 - SandvichS (07/06/2012) [-]
Hello :)   
What brings you here today? :D
Hello :)
What brings you here today? :D
User avatar #25 to #25 - zameckis (07/06/2012) [-]
um.,., nothing much, just wanna drop by and saying hi,
how are you today?
#26 to #26 - SandvichS (07/06/2012) [-]
Pretty Pissed. Have to go to some ****** Award ceremony in 15 minutes :l
How are you?
#27 to #27 - zameckis (07/06/2012) [-]
my, i apologize for the late reply

i-i see.,., so how things goin?
still pissed now?
#28 to #28 - SandvichS (07/07/2012) [-]
Fantastic :D
Cheered alot up from. How are you feeling sir?
User avatar #29 to #29 - zameckis (07/07/2012) [-]
fancy to hear that
hm.,., kinda meh for today
thanks for asking


hm.,., katawa shoujo.,., i like the bgm and H-scene storyline
#30 to #30 - SandvichS (07/07/2012) [-]
XD I play it for the Se-COUGH StoryLine
XD I play it for the Se-COUGH StoryLine
User avatar #31 to #31 - zameckis (07/07/2012) [-]
hm.,., hanako bgm sounds pretty relaxing, somehow i wanna learn how to play it
sorry, no pics, not mah homes

hm...,, i can't think a topic to talk at the moment
wat do?
User avatar #33 to #33 - zameckis (07/07/2012) [-]
what's your interest?
INB4 ******
#34 to #34 - SandvichS (07/07/2012) [-]
Youtube.   
Gaming.   
 I don't like 						******					. I really play KS for the story :P
Youtube.
Gaming.
I don't like ****** . I really play KS for the story :P
User avatar #35 to #35 - zameckis (07/07/2012) [-]
ah..,., i see
so, what kind of game you are into?
mine is rts and tbs thingy
and something like adventure is fine too
but that's long time ago
now i barely can play game anymore

feelsbadman.jpg
#36 to #36 - SandvichS (07/07/2012) [-]
Lots of games. Fallout Minecraft Etx   
Why can't you play games any more? :C
Lots of games. Fallout Minecraft Etx
Why can't you play games any more? :C
User avatar #37 to #37 - zameckis (07/07/2012) [-]
well
no consoles
****** pc
and retarded internet connection lol

i see.,., minecraft seems pretty interedasting
many people talking about that game
#38 to #38 - SandvichS (07/07/2012) [-]
I guess it is :D   
Well Maybe some time in the future you can play :D
I guess it is :D
Well Maybe some time in the future you can play :D
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