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SamiGirl

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Gender: female
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:11/03/2010
Last Login:8/25/2015
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I am a Very weird girl and yes I will admit that I am, if you can't accept a weird girl then go away I don't need you.

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#55 - well first day of junior high at the time, so you have to be XD 01/28/2015 on me 0
#83 - yeah glad yo found it 08/13/2014 on Comedic Genius +1
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#81 - hughjackmanfan (08/13/2014) [-]
oh my bad man, should have specified better.
i mean the one in the content where the milk is running down her face in a sorta NSFW way.
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#140 - SonicTeam (05/16/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday To Me
#139 - custardpie (04/16/2013) [-]
Hey, it's doctorfluxvortexx. I shouldn't have ignored you.
#137 - Sunset
has deleted their comment [-]
#138 to #137 - SamiGirl (02/03/2013) [-]
yes
yes
#135 - anon (09/15/2012) [-]
post nudes
#136 to #135 - SamiGirl (09/15/2012) [-]
Nah. But thanks for asking. ^-^
Nah. But thanks for asking. ^-^
#113 - badboywantsu (12/30/2011) [-]
what would you like to talk about?
#114 to #133 - SamiGirl (12/30/2011) [-]
i don't know, i baked tonight :-)
#115 to #134 - badboywantsu (12/30/2011) [-]
nice, what did you bake?
#116 to #135 - SamiGirl (12/30/2011) [-]
Cookies
#117 to #136 - badboywantsu (12/31/2011) [-]
yum
i want some
#118 to #137 - SamiGirl (01/01/2012) [-]
lol they are pretty yummy
#119 to #138 - badboywantsu (01/01/2012) [-]
happy new year
#120 to #139 - SamiGirl (01/01/2012) [-]
same to you :-)
#121 to #140 - badboywantsu (01/01/2012) [-]
any new years resolutions yet?
#122 to #141 - SamiGirl (01/02/2012) [-]
yeah
#123 to #142 - badboywantsu (01/02/2012) [-]
can you say them?
one of mine is to eat better and do 30 sit ups a day.
#124 to #143 - SamiGirl (01/02/2012) [-]
to fight with my boyfriend less. and to lose weight

#125 to #144 - badboywantsu (01/02/2012) [-]
best of luck with both.
#126 to #145 - SamiGirl (01/02/2012) [-]
same to you
#127 to #146 - badboywantsu (01/02/2012) [-]
so why are you up so late?
#128 to #147 - SamiGirl (01/02/2012) [-]
just cuz i can :-)

#129 to #148 - badboywantsu (01/02/2012) [-]
me too, although waking up for work is a bitch.
my tummy is getting smaller already, and my muscles are getting bigger :)
#130 to #149 - SamiGirl (01/03/2012) [-]
awesome :-)

#131 to #150 - badboywantsu (01/03/2012) [-]
yes it is, i want to be able to pull off a back flip eventually.
#132 to #151 - SamiGirl (01/03/2012) [-]
oh fun :-)
#133 to #152 - badboywantsu
(01/03/2012) [-]
so how is life treating you?
#92 - badboywantsu (12/18/2011) [-]
How are you a weird girl?
#93 to #112 - SamiGirl (12/18/2011) [-]
Ha creeping. and how am I not lol
#94 to #113 - badboywantsu (12/18/2011) [-]
ran out of replies, and read your about me thing.
I dunno the only weird part is that you are nice.
#95 to #114 - SamiGirl (12/18/2011) [-]
Lol why is this weird???
#96 to #115 - badboywantsu (12/18/2011) [-]
a lot of girls and guys are assholes for no reason other then to be jerks to people.
#97 to #116 - SamiGirl (12/18/2011) [-]
I'm not mean unless there is reason
#98 to #117 - badboywantsu (12/18/2011) [-]
that is smart, and nice, so what do you want for christmas?
#99 to #118 - SamiGirl (12/18/2011) [-]
books, and money so i can afford to get gifts for my parents
#100 to #119 - badboywantsu (12/18/2011) [-]
I want a laptop and a car and so since that's too much to ask for i'll be okay with whatever i get.
#101 to #120 - SamiGirl (12/18/2011) [-]
as will I, its gonna be a small christmas
#102 to #121 - badboywantsu (12/18/2011) [-]
why is that?
#103 to #122 - SamiGirl (12/19/2011) [-]
Money lack
#104 to #123 - badboywantsu (12/19/2011) [-]
i have a bad case of the money lacking too, or i already have it put to something.
#105 to #124 - SamiGirl (12/20/2011) [-]
yeah money lack sorta sucks
#106 to #125 - badboywantsu (12/20/2011) [-]
indeed it does.
#107 to #126 - SamiGirl (12/20/2011) [-]
how are you today
#108 to #127 - badboywantsu (12/21/2011) [-]
i was up all night and slept in and didn't feel great had off of work played games tried making a happy wheels map it kind of sucks.
#109 to #128 - SamiGirl (12/21/2011) [-]
oh cool
#110 to #129 - badboywantsu (12/21/2011) [-]
did you try the map?
#111 to #130 - SamiGirl (12/22/2011) [-]
nope
#112 to #131 - badboywantsu
(12/22/2011) [-]
okay.jpg
#86 - manofparody (11/24/2011) [-]
This is why I said arguing with women is impossible. You go on an anon account just to call me a pussy. Seriously, get over your ego and stop being so butt hurt over small ****.
#87 to #106 - SamiGirl (11/24/2011) [-]
I haven't done ****. **** you.
#88 to #107 - applepiet (11/24/2011) [-]
I did it, it ******* pissed me off. Stop ******* messing with my cousin.
#90 to #108 - SamiGirl (11/24/2011) [-]
That was nice of you, and glad you finnaly made an account. But yeah you shouldn't bitch as an anon, cuz then i am the assumed bitcher lol.
#91 to #110 - applepiet (11/24/2011) [-]
Oh sorry. I didn't mean to do that. And yeah I did make my account [:
#89 to #108 - applepiet (11/24/2011) [-]
That was ment for the manofparody guy not you Sam.
#76 - SonicTeam (10/14/2011) [-]
Hello Sami...
#77 to #96 - SamiGirl (10/14/2011) [-]
Hey Bane. Whats up???
#78 to #97 - SonicTeam (10/15/2011) [-]
Lets see....
> I was recently banned for 12 hours.
> My FJ Wife broke up with me.
> Haters still hating
> Stressed from many problems
> Became an official BRONY
> Now I'm tired.
#79 to #98 - SamiGirl (10/15/2011) [-]
Awww Bane i am so sorry.
#80 to #99 - SonicTeam (10/15/2011) [-]
I just don't know what's everyone's deal?
I'm so upset.
#81 to #100 - SamiGirl (10/15/2011) [-]
People are stupid as hell i wish they weren't. I am so sorry.
#82 to #101 - SonicTeam (10/18/2011) [-]
It's OK. I just want things to be normal again or at least an alternative form of acceptance I can work with.
#83 to #102 - SamiGirl (10/18/2011) [-]
I still think your awesome :-)
#84 to #103 - SonicTeam (10/18/2011) [-]
You're not just saying that to cheer me up, are you?
#85 to #104 - SamiGirl (10/18/2011) [-]
I have always thought you were awesome bane. your a sweet guy who makes amazing content (no matter what the other idiots say) You are great, don't feel down.
#54 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
ran out of replies,
is there anything you want to try making?
#60 to #72 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
I never asked you but how did you find me?
#55 to #72 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
I wanna cook a German meal Weiner Shnizel and all
#56 to #73 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
nice, have you ever tried a soufle ( my spelling is bad you know the light puffy bread like food)
#57 to #74 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
i have not. but i should
#58 to #75 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
what pets do you have?
#59 to #76 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
A cat, and 2 dogs
#61 to #77 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
cool, and i found you by a comment you made that was cool so i decided to say hi and maybe be friends you are really nice :)
#62 to #79 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
huh which comment? and thank you. your really nice 2 and you seem to like asking questions
#63 to #80 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
i dunno now, and yes i do like to ask :) is it late where you are?
#64 to #81 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
its 2:40 am so yeah a little
#65 to #82 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
3:41 here now lol
#66 to #83 - SamiGirl (08/14/2011) [-]
Nice lol
#67 to #84 - badboywantsu (08/14/2011) [-]
so how was your day? i got sun burn :/
#68 to #85 - SamiGirl (08/14/2011) [-]
good. and ouch. i just got over a really bad sunburn
#69 to #86 - badboywantsu (08/14/2011) [-]
i need it i didn't tan this summer.
i got some muscles though, i like talking to you :)
did anything fun happen?
#70 to #87 - SamiGirl (08/14/2011) [-]
nice. I like talking to you 2. and i watched movies and played bingo thats about it lol
#71 to #88 - badboywantsu (08/14/2011) [-]
did you win?
what movies?
have you ever seen donnie darko?
#72 to #89 - SamiGirl (08/14/2011) [-]
No lol
The tenth circle, and 13 going on 30
no
#73 to #90 - badboywantsu (08/14/2011) [-]
cool movies too bad about losing and it's a great movie you should watch it.
#74 to #91 - SamiGirl (08/14/2011) [-]
i will keep that in mind :-)
#75 to #92 - badboywantsu
(08/14/2011) [-]
so do you have anything fun planned for tomorrow?
#33 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
hello
#34 to #51 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
Hi?
#35 to #52 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
how are you?
#36 to #53 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
Good. you?
#37 to #54 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
great, want to be friends?
#38 to #55 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
sure i guess
#39 to #56 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
yay, so what do you do for fun?
#40 to #57 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
cook. you?
#41 to #58 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
draw, tell jokes, hang with friends.
were you joking or do you really like to cook?
#42 to #59 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
no i really like to cook and Bake. I want to be a baker and own my own cupcake shop ^-^
#43 to #60 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
awesome, do you make your own recipes?
#44 to #61 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
um not really. but i don't always follow messurments, i throw things together. and i would have to say my favorite thing ever was a dark chocolate cake with purple lemon flavored icing, all made from scratch.
#45 to #62 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
when you make cakes i'd say to try butter cream icing most icing is way too sugary.
and that sounds mouth-wateringly good
#46 to #63 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
I don't use sugar, I use splenda its less sugar, oh and its great for my diabetic daddy :-)
#47 to #64 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
* I use splenda because its better for you to a point
#48 to #65 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
i use splenda in tea when i do drink it it's similar but it tastes a bit different, do you use anything to cover up its flavor?
do you have a lot of cook books?
#49 to #66 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
When you bake with it you only taste a very small difference, but other wise its still good. and nope I don't. I have a small baking book. and then if i am dying to make something new i google it :-)
#50 to #67 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
that's cool, ever look up anything exotic?
my cousin s a health nut and he got ethiopian spices and made curry it was so good, so do you usually go by your own way and wing it after you have the recipe?
#51 to #68 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
um i haven't done exotic yet i am going to though. When i do get the recipe i just kinda wing it mostly and if it doesn't taste good enough i add spices and such and since i am a girl i make it all pretty. But yeah sadly enough i am a girl who loves to be in the kitchen and i want to do it for a job lol
#52 to #69 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
you should try making chai tea it has a lot of spices and tastes amazing.
well i don't mind the meme be who and what you want to be try to get your dream job.
hmm how old are you?
#53 to #70 - SamiGirl
(08/13/2011) [-]
i will. I am gonna be 17 here soon.
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