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Date Signed Up:11/03/2010
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I am a Very weird girl and yes I will admit that I am, if you can't accept a weird girl then go away I don't need you.

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    FROG! FROG!
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    the true Mascott the true Mascott

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oh my bad man, should have specified better.
i mean the one in the content where the milk is running down her face in a sorta NSFW way.
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User avatar #140 - SonicTeam (05/16/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday To Me
User avatar #139 - custardpie (04/16/2013) [-]
Hey, it's doctorfluxvortexx. I shouldn't have ignored you.
#137 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
#138 to #137 - SamiGirl (02/03/2013) [-]
yes
yes
#135 - anonymous (09/15/2012) [-]
post nudes
#136 to #135 - SamiGirl (09/15/2012) [-]
Nah. But thanks for asking. ^-^
Nah. But thanks for asking. ^-^
User avatar #113 - badboywantsu (12/30/2011) [-]
what would you like to talk about?
User avatar #114 to #133 - SamiGirl (12/30/2011) [-]
i don't know, i baked tonight :-)
User avatar #115 to #134 - badboywantsu (12/30/2011) [-]
nice, what did you bake?
User avatar #116 to #135 - SamiGirl (12/30/2011) [-]
Cookies
User avatar #117 to #136 - badboywantsu (12/31/2011) [-]
yum
i want some
User avatar #118 to #137 - SamiGirl (01/01/2012) [-]
lol they are pretty yummy
User avatar #119 to #138 - badboywantsu (01/01/2012) [-]
happy new year
User avatar #120 to #139 - SamiGirl (01/01/2012) [-]
same to you :-)
User avatar #121 to #140 - badboywantsu (01/01/2012) [-]
any new years resolutions yet?
User avatar #122 to #141 - SamiGirl (01/02/2012) [-]
yeah
User avatar #123 to #142 - badboywantsu (01/02/2012) [-]
can you say them?
one of mine is to eat better and do 30 sit ups a day.
User avatar #124 to #143 - SamiGirl (01/02/2012) [-]
to fight with my boyfriend less. and to lose weight

User avatar #125 to #144 - badboywantsu (01/02/2012) [-]
best of luck with both.
User avatar #126 to #145 - SamiGirl (01/02/2012) [-]
same to you
User avatar #127 to #146 - badboywantsu (01/02/2012) [-]
so why are you up so late?
User avatar #128 to #147 - SamiGirl (01/02/2012) [-]
just cuz i can :-)

User avatar #129 to #148 - badboywantsu (01/02/2012) [-]
me too, although waking up for work is a bitch.
my tummy is getting smaller already, and my muscles are getting bigger :)
User avatar #130 to #149 - SamiGirl (01/03/2012) [-]
awesome :-)

User avatar #131 to #150 - badboywantsu (01/03/2012) [-]
yes it is, i want to be able to pull off a back flip eventually.
User avatar #132 to #151 - SamiGirl (01/03/2012) [-]
oh fun :-)
User avatar #133 to #152 - badboywantsu (01/03/2012) [-]
so how is life treating you?
User avatar #92 - badboywantsu (12/18/2011) [-]
How are you a weird girl?
User avatar #93 to #112 - SamiGirl (12/18/2011) [-]
Ha creeping. and how am I not lol
User avatar #94 to #113 - badboywantsu (12/18/2011) [-]
ran out of replies, and read your about me thing.
I dunno the only weird part is that you are nice.
User avatar #95 to #114 - SamiGirl (12/18/2011) [-]
Lol why is this weird???
User avatar #96 to #115 - badboywantsu (12/18/2011) [-]
a lot of girls and guys are assholes for no reason other then to be jerks to people.
User avatar #97 to #116 - SamiGirl (12/18/2011) [-]
I'm not mean unless there is reason
User avatar #98 to #117 - badboywantsu (12/18/2011) [-]
that is smart, and nice, so what do you want for christmas?
User avatar #99 to #118 - SamiGirl (12/18/2011) [-]
books, and money so i can afford to get gifts for my parents
User avatar #100 to #119 - badboywantsu (12/18/2011) [-]
I want a laptop and a car and so since that's too much to ask for i'll be okay with whatever i get.
User avatar #101 to #120 - SamiGirl (12/18/2011) [-]
as will I, its gonna be a small christmas
User avatar #102 to #121 - badboywantsu (12/18/2011) [-]
why is that?
User avatar #103 to #122 - SamiGirl (12/19/2011) [-]
Money lack
User avatar #104 to #123 - badboywantsu (12/19/2011) [-]
i have a bad case of the money lacking too, or i already have it put to something.
User avatar #105 to #124 - SamiGirl (12/20/2011) [-]
yeah money lack sorta sucks
User avatar #106 to #125 - badboywantsu (12/20/2011) [-]
indeed it does.
User avatar #107 to #126 - SamiGirl (12/20/2011) [-]
how are you today
User avatar #108 to #127 - badboywantsu (12/21/2011) [-]
i was up all night and slept in and didn't feel great had off of work played games tried making a happy wheels map it kind of sucks.
User avatar #109 to #128 - SamiGirl (12/21/2011) [-]
oh cool
User avatar #110 to #129 - badboywantsu (12/21/2011) [-]
did you try the map?
User avatar #111 to #130 - SamiGirl (12/22/2011) [-]
nope
User avatar #112 to #131 - badboywantsu (12/22/2011) [-]
okay.jpg
User avatar #86 - manofparody (11/24/2011) [-]
This is why I said arguing with women is impossible. You go on an anon account just to call me a pussy. Seriously, get over your ego and stop being so butt hurt over small **** .
User avatar #87 to #106 - SamiGirl (11/24/2011) [-]
I haven't done **** . **** you.
User avatar #88 to #107 - applepiet (11/24/2011) [-]
I did it, it ******* pissed me off. Stop ******* messing with my cousin.
User avatar #90 to #108 - SamiGirl (11/24/2011) [-]
That was nice of you, and glad you finnaly made an account. But yeah you shouldn't bitch as an anon, cuz then i am the assumed bitcher lol.
User avatar #91 to #110 - applepiet (11/24/2011) [-]
Oh sorry. I didn't mean to do that. And yeah I did make my account [:
User avatar #89 to #108 - applepiet (11/24/2011) [-]
That was ment for the manofparody guy not you Sam.
User avatar #76 - SonicTeam (10/14/2011) [-]
Hello Sami...
User avatar #77 to #96 - SamiGirl (10/14/2011) [-]
Hey Bane. Whats up???
User avatar #78 to #97 - SonicTeam (10/15/2011) [-]
Lets see....
> I was recently banned for 12 hours.
> My FJ Wife broke up with me.
> Haters still hating
> Stressed from many problems
> Became an official BRONY
> Now I'm tired.
User avatar #79 to #98 - SamiGirl (10/15/2011) [-]
Awww Bane i am so sorry.
User avatar #80 to #99 - SonicTeam (10/15/2011) [-]
I just don't know what's everyone's deal?
I'm so upset.
User avatar #81 to #100 - SamiGirl (10/15/2011) [-]
People are stupid as hell i wish they weren't. I am so sorry.
User avatar #82 to #101 - SonicTeam (10/18/2011) [-]
It's OK. I just want things to be normal again or at least an alternative form of acceptance I can work with.
#83 to #102 - SamiGirl (10/18/2011) [-]
I still think your awesome :-)
User avatar #84 to #103 - SonicTeam (10/18/2011) [-]
You're not just saying that to cheer me up, are you?
User avatar #85 to #104 - SamiGirl (10/18/2011) [-]
I have always thought you were awesome bane. your a sweet guy who makes amazing content (no matter what the other idiots say) You are great, don't feel down.
User avatar #54 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
ran out of replies,
is there anything you want to try making?
User avatar #60 to #72 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
I never asked you but how did you find me?
User avatar #55 to #72 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
I wanna cook a German meal Weiner Shnizel and all
User avatar #56 to #73 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
nice, have you ever tried a soufle ( my spelling is bad you know the light puffy bread like food)
User avatar #57 to #74 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
i have not. but i should
User avatar #58 to #75 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
what pets do you have?
User avatar #59 to #76 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
A cat, and 2 dogs
User avatar #61 to #77 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
cool, and i found you by a comment you made that was cool so i decided to say hi and maybe be friends you are really nice :)
User avatar #62 to #79 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
huh which comment? and thank you. your really nice 2 and you seem to like asking questions
User avatar #63 to #80 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
i dunno now, and yes i do like to ask :) is it late where you are?
User avatar #64 to #81 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
its 2:40 am so yeah a little
User avatar #65 to #82 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
3:41 here now lol
User avatar #66 to #83 - SamiGirl (08/14/2011) [-]
Nice lol
User avatar #67 to #84 - badboywantsu (08/14/2011) [-]
so how was your day? i got sun burn :/
User avatar #68 to #85 - SamiGirl (08/14/2011) [-]
good. and ouch. i just got over a really bad sunburn
User avatar #69 to #86 - badboywantsu (08/14/2011) [-]
i need it i didn't tan this summer.
i got some muscles though, i like talking to you :)
did anything fun happen?
User avatar #70 to #87 - SamiGirl (08/14/2011) [-]
nice. I like talking to you 2. and i watched movies and played bingo thats about it lol
User avatar #71 to #88 - badboywantsu (08/14/2011) [-]
did you win?
what movies?
have you ever seen donnie darko?
User avatar #72 to #89 - SamiGirl (08/14/2011) [-]
No lol
The tenth circle, and 13 going on 30
no
User avatar #73 to #90 - badboywantsu (08/14/2011) [-]
cool movies too bad about losing and it's a great movie you should watch it.
User avatar #74 to #91 - SamiGirl (08/14/2011) [-]
i will keep that in mind :-)
User avatar #75 to #92 - badboywantsu (08/14/2011) [-]
so do you have anything fun planned for tomorrow?
User avatar #33 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
hello
User avatar #34 to #51 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
Hi?
User avatar #35 to #52 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #36 to #53 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
Good. you?
User avatar #37 to #54 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
great, want to be friends?
User avatar #38 to #55 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
sure i guess
User avatar #39 to #56 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
yay, so what do you do for fun?
User avatar #40 to #57 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
cook. you?
User avatar #41 to #58 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
draw, tell jokes, hang with friends.
were you joking or do you really like to cook?
User avatar #42 to #59 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
no i really like to cook and Bake. I want to be a baker and own my own cupcake shop ^-^
User avatar #43 to #60 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
awesome, do you make your own recipes?
User avatar #44 to #61 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
um not really. but i don't always follow messurments, i throw things together. and i would have to say my favorite thing ever was a dark chocolate cake with purple lemon flavored icing, all made from scratch.
User avatar #45 to #62 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
when you make cakes i'd say to try butter cream icing most icing is way too sugary.
and that sounds mouth-wateringly good
User avatar #46 to #63 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
I don't use sugar, I use splenda its less sugar, oh and its great for my diabetic daddy :-)
User avatar #47 to #64 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
* I use splenda because its better for you to a point
User avatar #48 to #65 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
i use splenda in tea when i do drink it it's similar but it tastes a bit different, do you use anything to cover up its flavor?
do you have a lot of cook books?
User avatar #49 to #66 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
When you bake with it you only taste a very small difference, but other wise its still good. and nope I don't. I have a small baking book. and then if i am dying to make something new i google it :-)
User avatar #50 to #67 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
that's cool, ever look up anything exotic?
my cousin s a health nut and he got ethiopian spices and made curry it was so good, so do you usually go by your own way and wing it after you have the recipe?
User avatar #51 to #68 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
um i haven't done exotic yet i am going to though. When i do get the recipe i just kinda wing it mostly and if it doesn't taste good enough i add spices and such and since i am a girl i make it all pretty. But yeah sadly enough i am a girl who loves to be in the kitchen and i want to do it for a job lol
User avatar #52 to #69 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
you should try making chai tea it has a lot of spices and tastes amazing.
well i don't mind the meme be who and what you want to be try to get your dream job.
hmm how old are you?
User avatar #53 to #70 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
i will. I am gonna be 17 here soon.
User avatar #27 - epicsalsa (07/23/2011) [-]
I'm jealous >.< You are able to not delete your bad thumbed content... I'm trying to do that but I'm scared it'll just get more bad thumbs and I'd go down a level.
User avatar #29 to #45 - SamiGirl (07/23/2011) [-]
just delete if its too bad
#20 - penisbrandcrunch (07/14/2011) [-]
..................fat ass.
..................fat ass.
User avatar #21 to #29 - SamiGirl (07/14/2011) [-]
its not ******* me.
User avatar #28 to #30 - epicsalsa (07/23/2011) [-]
Why.. would you have someone else as your profile picture?
User avatar #30 to #46 - SamiGirl (07/23/2011) [-]
my profile picture was me, he was talking about the facebook post i posted awhile ago
#31 to #48 - epicsalsa (07/23/2011) [-]
oh |:

Eheh... Sorry.
User avatar #32 to #49 - SamiGirl (07/23/2011) [-]
lol, no the picture i had was for sure me
#18 - anonymous (07/13/2011) [-]
Hey sweetheart, as the daughter of a military-involved father. I'd just like to say that bringing your 'NAVY seal' father into things knocks down respect to ANYONE who knows their **** about that stuff.

Find your own honor and strength, don't bring daddy into facebook drama, it's both shameful and dangerous.
User avatar #19 to #27 - SamiGirl (07/14/2011) [-]
ITS NOT MY POST
#12 - SonicTeam (02/24/2011) [-]
Awesome Friend is Awesome
User avatar #13 to #12 - SamiGirl (02/24/2011) [-]
Awww YaY!
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User avatar #11 to #10 - SamiGirl (02/12/2011) [-]
lol
User avatar #9 - mxkingjp (01/29/2011) [-]
XD
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User avatar #8 to #7 - SamiGirl (01/16/2011) [-]
nope :D
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User avatar #3 to #2 - SamiGirl (11/08/2010) [-]
Doesn't have to be
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User avatar #6 to #4 - SamiGirl (11/08/2010) [-]
;-)
User avatar #5 to #4 - SamiGirl (11/08/2010) [-]
I am pretty sure you could guess
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