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Date Signed Up:1/28/2010
Last Login:12/23/2014
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Comment Thumbs: 2056 total,  2535 ,  479
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 56% (56/100)
Level 220 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 221 Comments: Mind Blower
Total Comments Made:617
FJ Points:2073
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latest user's comments

#362 - Honestly, why do these posts exist? Society is a bitch, it's w…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2012 on dilligaf +1
User avatar #378 - thexxtalonxx (03/06/2012) [-]
Why would we thumb you down? It's pretty universally known that war is hell. But we still need troops because the world is filled with horrible people who do horrible things to others, so we need these troops to protect the weak and defenseless who would be at mercy to these very real human monsters.
#189 - Picture 03/03/2012 on Artificial Rainbow +10
#46 - The **** ? 02/25/2012 on how i met Oscar +1
#580 - No one's death should be more important than anyone else's, bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2012 on Real Hero +2
#618 - anon (02/15/2012) [-]

Obviously we as a society value some deaths more than others. Case in point: its far more heroic and honorable when a firefighter gives his life to save a child from a burning building than, say, when a stoner drives high and kills himself.

For those that don't know the story of Operation Redwings, here it is.

Mike Murphy died a hero. When he and the rest of His squad were pinned down, Murphy attempted to call for reinforcements. Only one problem: their sat phone wouldn't get reception. Murphy's solution was to climb up on a rock, completely exposed to fire, and try to call a ride for his men. He eventually got a signal, and began relaying information to command, despite being shot several times while exposed. He only stopped when a stray bullet slammed into his hand, shearing off his fingers and knocking the phone from his hand. So he picked up the phone with the other hand, and spent his last living minutes trying to get backup.

Hours later, the heavily wounded Marcus Lutrell, best friend of Murphy, and the only survivor from the team, was rescued by the backup that Murphy had called in.
#371 - Why would you blame their black? It's their own faults, don't … 02/13/2012 on Shitty music 0
#55 - I didn't know a childhood could play tag... 02/12/2012 on CHILDHOOD: Playing Tag +6
#163 - The scene with the fish talking is really touching, though. 02/12/2012 on How did they make this show... 0
#43 - Duuuuude I have been looking for this video for about 5 years … 02/08/2012 on Fail! +3
#377 - I wish my parents would get a divorce. 02/08/2012 on Shit day +2
#330 - Technically you are seeing microscopic organisms, except they'…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2012 on Oh squiggly line in my eye... +1
#344 - giustobuffo (02/04/2012) [-]
Um.... that's not true. What you are seeing is pre-dissolved pieces of your eye covering that have dislodged themselves from the main part of your eye (like a snake gets rid of its skin) and are floating around until they can... dissolve...

<---- the concept
#98 - Why can't we go back to these days? 01/25/2012 on true story +4
#458 - Picture 01/22/2012 on I won't say I'm in... 0
#160 - I lost all of my gifs and pics, but can someone please reply w…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2012 on Wtf happen +1
#164 - mustymouse (01/10/2012) [-]
#167 - sirdaddysir (01/10/2012) [-]
That can't be his mom.
#481 - I need a doctor, call me a doctor!  [+] (5 new replies) 12/23/2011 on Dodged A Bullet +7
#562 - vns (12/23/2011) [-]
also a doctor
#529 - vns (12/23/2011) [-]
#487 - yeastybeaver (12/23/2011) [-]
#497 - anon (12/23/2011) [-]
You've been waiting a long time to use that one haven't you?
User avatar #514 - yeastybeaver (12/23/2011) [-]
lol this is my second with in FJ so no
#9 - Yes, but only because it's funny. 12/22/2011 on Clown Statue 0
#7 - No, the Lenin statue is off of this one, which is why it makes…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2011 on Clown Statue 0
#8 - nickfranceagain (12/22/2011) [-]
**nickfranceagain rolls 93**
Do you prefer the Lenin one too?
*Say yes, the dubs police are watching*
User avatar #9 - Salamenceco (12/22/2011) [-]
Yes, but only because it's funny.
#136 - Adding pictures to it just took away the scary... 12/22/2011 on red eyes +16
#148 - I laughed so ******* hard,one because of how bad the gr…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2011 on Soviet Horror story -1
#177 - anon (12/22/2011) [-]
Read in russian accent. Is better.
#212 - I nostalgia'd so hard! 12/22/2011 on RCT 0
#134 - I thought of these the entire time, now I really want one. 12/21/2011 on In the Beginning +7
#124 - I've had that GIF for a while, now... How the hell did it make… 12/20/2011 on Creepy Doll +6
#513 - I don't know my dad ;'( 12/19/2011 on My dad +1
#113 - What are you talking about? I can see why people don't like an… 12/17/2011 on Mind Blowing, at least it... 0
#80 - Google translate is wrong a lot of times, there is no such thi…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2011 on Mind Blowing, at least it... 0
#86 - anon (12/17/2011) [-]
Its common sense.... AZUL = BLUE

who gives a fuck if azula doesn't exist

User avatar #113 - Salamenceco (12/17/2011) [-]
What are you talking about? I can see why people don't like anons-look at my first comment dipshit.
#13 - Why the hell did this make me laugh so hard? 12/17/2011 on You sure you're using it... +10


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