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#14 - You sir, are a ******* idiot. Maybe you should think things th…  [+] (12 replies) 11/20/2012 on Pizza Farm +160
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#20 - JustForTheLulz (11/20/2012) [-]
Are you stuck in the 1950's, or just one of those "all natural" faggots? Yes, in the wild beef grows on stalks. But thanks to a little thing called modern fucking technology, we've been able to add a few harmless chemicals to the stalks to strengthen them, thus producing more plump and delicious beef. The stalks now more closely resemble trees because of this, you damn hippie.
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#57 - Ivandrago (11/20/2012) [-]
no no No NO NO. Both of you probably just crawled out from under your respective rocks, because beef hasn't been grown on land since 2010. Ever since farmers realized it was a much more efficient, much faster process to simply use hydroponics. Ever see sliced products with "water added"? Yeah, that's because it came from a water-only environment. For christ's sake, get with the times already.
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#28 - Kxania (11/20/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Farm schools, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret crop-trimming on farms, and I have over 300 confirmed vegetables. I am trained in hoeing and raking and I’m the top tractor-driver in the entire US farmed forces. You are nothing to me but just another olive-tree. I will trim you the fuck down with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of farmers across the USA and your ranch is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can cook you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in culinary skills, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Home Depot and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will microwave fury all over you and you will warm up in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#69 - rihardololzz (11/20/2012) [-]

Real funny faggot ass bitch. You think this is a joke? You think giving me lip is a good idea? I'll fucking murder you. Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfag loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.
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#35 - tjboi (11/20/2012) [-]
Farmville much ha
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#19 - chaosbob (11/20/2012) [-]
>Obviously not understanding
#31 - willypmedina (11/20/2012) [-]
when I was 8 I planted a bean in a glass with water. I'm totally a farmer.