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Sacrifice

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Gender: female
Consoles Owned: PS3, Xbox 360, PS Vita, PSP, 3DS
Video Games Played: Fallouts, World of Warcraft, Pokemons
X-box Gamertag: EternalForgery
PSN: CaedoDevovio
Date Signed Up:2/20/2010
Last Login:7/12/2015
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#1860 - **Sacrifice used "*roll picture*"** **Sacrifice rolled image ** 07/12/2015 on Your new sex toy 0
#65 - My nana had to buy me Fallout New Vegas while I was standing r… 05/29/2015 on Work Escapades Pt. 9... +2
#136 - My cat is sick. I did not need these feels. 05/29/2015 on Did you feel that? 0
#60 - This is my Dexter. he is 1 and not very smart. 2 days ago … 05/27/2015 on Cat +12
#325 - Also if frying doesn't do it for ya, try adding a rub or some… 05/25/2015 on Fitness Success... +1
#320 - If you work a lot, slow cookers are awesome. Chuck your (chopp…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2015 on Fitness Success... +8
User avatar #325 - Sacrifice (05/25/2015) [-]
Also if frying doesn't do it for ya, try adding a rub or something. on of my faves is salt, pepper and chilli flakes - just rub it on the meat prior to frying and make sure there's enough oil in the pan that it doesn't all stick. 5 spice is cheap as hell if you can find an Asian supermarket (got a 1lb bag for £1.27 where the little Schwartz jars tend to be around that same price) and adds a ton of flavour. Just try to mix it up a bit. (:
#339 - I can't get dual monitors to work on my computer. I have a… 05/24/2015 on PC Gaming Compilation 0
#33 - Fairly sure I read somewhere that this is more of a filler sea… 05/18/2015 on Game of Thrones Season 5 0
#1986 - I'm feeling so sexually confused right now And I like it 05/18/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies 0
#58 - All of my yes! 05/11/2015 on Rattlesnake in Slow Motion 0

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#8 - papafrank (02/27/2015) [-]
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User avatar #9 to #8 - Sacrifice (02/27/2015) [-]
I'm all yours, baby.
#2 - Decode (05/05/2014) [-]
No comments?! We'll have to fix that. How's life treatin' ya bud?
No comments?! We'll have to fix that. How's life treatin' ya bud?
#3 to #2 - Sacrifice (05/05/2014) [-]
I have friends!    
   
Not too bad, shouldn't complain really. Trying to get a foot in the door of what I wanna do career-wise is hard, but it's a start. Got a job, a roof over my head, and someone to come home to, so it's definitely going better than it could be.   
   
What about you?
I have friends!

Not too bad, shouldn't complain really. Trying to get a foot in the door of what I wanna do career-wise is hard, but it's a start. Got a job, a roof over my head, and someone to come home to, so it's definitely going better than it could be.

What about you?
#4 to #3 - Decode (05/06/2014) [-]
Eh, hectic life, but I remain optimistic. Currently going to college, studying criminal justice, very close to transferring to a university,  from there majoring in forensics. I love helping people in  any way I can, so it's always modeled what I do. To make a long story short, when I was 15 I was told I had 3 months to live due to my horrible spine disease, but I lived thanks to emergency surgery. 6 years later, I am in pain 24/7 (no joke, 6 years of straight pain I've forgotten what 'no pain' feels like) but I've realized how lucky I am just to wake up in the morning, and have a loving family & friends. My friends constantly come to me for help/advice, or just in need of someone to listen, and I never turn them down.  I tell new friends this, so they realize 1) they have someone to talk to if needed, and 2) Life really isn't so bad.    
   
tl;dr Life is good, no matter how dark it seems it always gets better, so no worries.
Eh, hectic life, but I remain optimistic. Currently going to college, studying criminal justice, very close to transferring to a university, from there majoring in forensics. I love helping people in any way I can, so it's always modeled what I do. To make a long story short, when I was 15 I was told I had 3 months to live due to my horrible spine disease, but I lived thanks to emergency surgery. 6 years later, I am in pain 24/7 (no joke, 6 years of straight pain I've forgotten what 'no pain' feels like) but I've realized how lucky I am just to wake up in the morning, and have a loving family & friends. My friends constantly come to me for help/advice, or just in need of someone to listen, and I never turn them down. I tell new friends this, so they realize 1) they have someone to talk to if needed, and 2) Life really isn't so bad.

tl;dr Life is good, no matter how dark it seems it always gets better, so no worries.
#5 to #4 - Sacrifice (05/06/2014) [-]
Wow, I really wish I had your outlook on life! I know it's mainly modelled off what's happened in your life, but still.. I've had depression since I was like, 13. I learnt to live with it and hide it, but it was crippling. Thankfully I'm getting better now, so I can focus more on what, but how much easier would life be if I had your mindset, seriously?   
   
Ps your gif is fabulous.
Wow, I really wish I had your outlook on life! I know it's mainly modelled off what's happened in your life, but still.. I've had depression since I was like, 13. I learnt to live with it and hide it, but it was crippling. Thankfully I'm getting better now, so I can focus more on what, but how much easier would life be if I had your mindset, seriously?

Ps your gif is fabulous.
#6 to #5 - Decode (05/06/2014) [-]
I'm glad it's getting better for you, I'd be lying if I said I didn't know how depression feels. You've had it since you were 13 though? I couldn't imagine that, what happened? If you don't mind me asking.    
   
Ps yeah that gif is my favorite, you can tell it doesn't know what's happening, but it sure as hell feels fabulous.
I'm glad it's getting better for you, I'd be lying if I said I didn't know how depression feels. You've had it since you were 13 though? I couldn't imagine that, what happened? If you don't mind me asking.

Ps yeah that gif is my favorite, you can tell it doesn't know what's happening, but it sure as hell feels fabulous.
#7 to #6 - Sacrifice (05/06/2014) [-]
I actually don't really remember. I say 13, it may have been a little later, or earlier. I've had depression pretty much as long as I can recall. I can only presume it was a buildup of things. Feeling second best, family deaths, social anxiety + very few friends and such. No doubt a lot of the things which get me down are a case of just getting over it, but when all these things build up they really weigh you down.
I actually don't really remember. I say 13, it may have been a little later, or earlier. I've had depression pretty much as long as I can recall. I can only presume it was a buildup of things. Feeling second best, family deaths, social anxiety + very few friends and such. No doubt a lot of the things which get me down are a case of just getting over it, but when all these things build up they really weigh you down.
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