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SHAMU

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Date Signed Up:12/18/2009
Last Login:12/02/2015
Location:The Ocean
Stats
Content Thumbs: 3908 total,  4465 ,  557
Comment Thumbs: 15151 total,  17302 ,  2151
Content Level Progress: 8% (8/100)
Level 139 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 140 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 14.19% (142/1000)
Level 315 Comments: Wizard → Level 316 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:8
Content Views:13123
Times Content Favorited:458 times
Total Comments Made:2093
FJ Points:3555
Favorite Tags: dinosaurs (4) | like (4) | Butt (2) | sex (2)
Occasional commenter, have a large custom-made whale/orca reaction folder. Hater of rolls and undeserved thumbs. FJ content is shite, comments are where it's at.

latest user's comments

#25 - You seem like a cool person, you're gonna be my new best frien…  [+] (2 replies) 11/24/2012 on ButtonFly's profile 0
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#26 - ButtonFly (11/24/2012) [-]
I've never been best friends with a whale before, especially never one as amazing (and somewhat homicidal) as Shamu.
#27 - SHAMU (11/24/2012) [-]
Get used to it, and that only happens once in a while.
#47 - Picture 11/24/2012 on Fuck you, racoon +4
#95 - THE TOOLBARS!!! OH GOD THE TOOLBARS!!!  [+] (38 replies) 11/24/2012 on This kid is obviously a G +312
#355 - johnpaulwatermelon (11/24/2012) [-]
i am here to save this world
#331 - lamarisagoodname (11/24/2012) [-]
Good eye!
#317 - TigerMann (11/24/2012) [-]
Stay calm and abandon thread.
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#265 - wolfmango (11/24/2012) [-]
sorry my computer kinda sucks what are the toolbars all i can see is his facebook
#260 - makistrator (11/24/2012) [-]
can someone please explain? don't hurt me....
#283 - DJstar (11/24/2012) [-]
I'm guessing you have many toolbars on your browser.

toolbars are the useless piece of trash that websites and other businesses try to get you to install to "improve your convenience". in reality they just take up space and promote their website and crap. only a newfag dipshit would think they are helpful when all they do is take up space. and only an idiot wouldn't know how to get rid of them.
#380 - makistrator (11/25/2012) [-]
thank you very much
#220 - samxdaxman (11/24/2012) [-]
#213 - silverlance (11/24/2012) [-]
my theory has been proved! There is indeed some manner of threshold that lies above full retard
#142 - jennathedog has deleted their comment.
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#354 - assravager (11/24/2012) [-]
Probably because it's covered by all the toolbars.
#131 - inkfox (11/24/2012) [-]
#128 - mcquiston (11/24/2012) [-]
Well spotted!
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#266 - weedsmugler (11/24/2012) [-]
what is it. i see the tool bar but why is it so funny.
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#275 - pheonixrevolver (11/24/2012) [-]
Its not the toolbar thats funny
its the number of toolbars
they cover half his screen
#272 - natedimes (11/24/2012) [-]
Usually internet explorer is jam-packed with a shit-load of unnecessary toolbars. Just another reason for us to hate that web browser.
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#363 - buttinspecter (11/24/2012) [-]
IE doesn't just come with a ton of toolbars. You're just hating. It doesn't matter which browser you're using. If you use chrome, but you're a dumbass, your chrome is going to be full of toolbars.
#366 - natedimes (11/24/2012) [-]
Yes, and I admit that I am just hating. But I hate IE anyway for more reasons than just that. I've personally tested both out IE is slower, WAY slower.

Also I think you accidentally that sentence.

MFW my Chrome browser has no toolbars.
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#367 - buttinspecter (11/24/2012) [-]
"Accidentally that sentence" is for when there are severe grammatical errors. My reply is just fine.
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#368 - natedimes (11/24/2012) [-]
"If you use Chrome, but you're a dumbass, your Chrome is going to be full of toolbars.
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What?
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#369 - buttinspecter (11/24/2012) [-]
I don't see what the problem is. Rewrite it to how you think it should look.
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#370 - natedimes (11/24/2012) [-]
You started the sentence with "If you use chrome...", then used an incorrect discourse marker. Are you telling me that sentence makes sense to you?

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#371 - buttinspecter (11/24/2012) [-]
Yes. You see, the sentence could be rewritten as "If you use Chrome, your Chrome is going to be full of toolbars because you're a dumbass." It's just that I moved the reason from the end of the sentence to the middle. To do that, extra punctuation is needed.
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#372 - natedimes (11/24/2012) [-]
In that case you should use parentheses or just abandon the embedded clause altogether, unless you put it at the end of the sentence like you did just then.
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#373 - buttinspecter (11/24/2012) [-]
No. It's still an option.
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#113 - merrymarvelite (11/24/2012) [-]
#112 - nigthshadow (11/24/2012) [-]
#111 - perdurabo (11/24/2012) [-]
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#118 - peraturabo (11/24/2012) [-]
i like your username
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#122 - perdurabo (11/24/2012) [-]
lol, you're my dyslexic username
#206 - silverlance (11/24/2012) [-]
I think you just won the internet
#200 - whiterapevan (11/24/2012) [-]
you're comment, oh my god.
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#209 - whiterapevan (11/24/2012) [-]
*your
#205 - anon (11/24/2012) [-]
Nope, he is not comment.
#106 - amidgetwalrus (11/24/2012) [-]
#102 - ichbinlegion (11/24/2012) [-]
#29 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 11/24/2012 on Mmmmmm Espresso.... +30
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#66 - ilovehitler (11/24/2012) [-]
Don't forget that it's not originally from funnyjunk.
#31 - Because everyone knows wearing a bra under it makes you sexy, …  [+] (2 replies) 11/24/2012 on Miss Great Britain Party +69
#126 - gulijens (11/24/2012) [-]
so... i guess that will make me very unsexy, sleazy, weak and unable to live without a man...
#156 - SHAMU (11/24/2012) [-]
Yes