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SHAMU

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Date Signed Up:12/18/2009
Last Login:4/06/2015
Location:The Ocean
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 3908 total,  4465 ,  557
Comment Thumbs: 15150 total,  17301 ,  2151
Content Level Progress: 8% (8/100)
Level 139 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 140 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 14.09% (141/1000)
Level 315 Comments: Wizard → Level 316 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:8
Content Views:12987
Times Content Favorited:461 times
Total Comments Made:2092
FJ Points:3554
Favorite Tags: dinosaurs (4) | like (4) | Butt (2) | sex (2)
Occasional commenter, have a large custom-made whale/orca reaction folder. Hater of rolls and undeserved thumbs. FJ content is shite, comments are where it's at.

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    How to spot a douchebag How to spot a douchebag
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    Get Across FJ.comp? Get Across FJ.comp?
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    awesome awesome

latest user's comments

#1420 - I'm a whale. I have a whale folder. I've been here for years b…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2015 on which fj character are you? 0
User avatar #1499 - undeadmaus (01/14/2015) [-]
It's been 7 years since 2008? Holy shit!
#45 - What? 01/02/2015 on Black or White 0
#62 - It's mostly the name though. I've been here a while. 11/24/2014 on wales 0
#18 - It's about damn time I saw a whale post. I'm willing to possib…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2014 on wales 0
User avatar #46 - therockofshame (11/18/2014) [-]
I was going to ask why you have a whale folder but then I remembered that this is the internet and I saw your name, too.
#62 - SHAMU (11/24/2014) [-]
It's mostly the name though. I've been here a while.
#55 - Picture 10/25/2014 on With great wisdom comes... 0
#54 - Picture 10/25/2014 on With great wisdom comes... 0
#53 - Picture 10/25/2014 on With great wisdom comes... 0
#1 - This picture is equally good if read in reverse.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2014 on Caring mother +20
User avatar #4 - memealert (10/19/2014) [-]
This picture is BETTER if read in reverse.

FTFY
#9817829 - **** you buddy. That ain't me. 10/16/2014 on Autism Board 0
#429 - ............  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2014 on cringe comp p.7! 0
User avatar #430 - forfucksakes (06/04/2014) [-]
Shit just got real

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Total unique items point value: 1050 / Total items point value: 1200
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#55 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the addd <3
#56 to #55 - SHAMU (05/02/2013) [-]
Felt like it was about time after all the weird whale-fox conversations we've had.
#57 to #56 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
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a good time that was
#42 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
HOT DAMN IM FRIENDS WITH A KILLER WHALE!
#44 to #42 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Welcome to my life.
Welcome to my life.
#45 to #44 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
if we're goin TF2 gifs.....
if we're goin TF2 gifs.....
#46 to #45 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I'd prefer it if we went Nigel gifs instead.
I'd prefer it if we went Nigel gifs instead.
User avatar #47 to #46 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
cant.
#48 to #47 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I never got that into TF2 since my internet speed is too slow to handle it, loved the few games I did manage to play though. Hence, didn't bother collecting any TF2  pics/gifs.
I never got that into TF2 since my internet speed is too slow to handle it, loved the few games I did manage to play though. Hence, didn't bother collecting any TF2 pics/gifs.
User avatar #49 to #48 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
you can borrow my internet. we will play TF2 like its no tomorrow. I havent played in months due to college being a cunt. I've had the game since it first came out.
#50 to #49 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I can borrow internet?!?!? I live in Pakistan so wont that be kind of a problem? I'll probably be able to play once I head off to college in a few months since the net speed will be much better then. I'll let you know when I start, I'll probably suck balls at it in the beginning.
I can borrow internet?!?!? I live in Pakistan so wont that be kind of a problem? I'll probably be able to play once I head off to college in a few months since the net speed will be much better then. I'll let you know when I start, I'll probably suck balls at it in the beginning.
User avatar #51 to #50 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
pakistan? ma ***** . you can deeefinitely borrow internet.
User avatar #52 to #51 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
You'll need to walk me through the process, but not now, I have final exams in less than a month and I need at least B,B,C to be able to get into my college on the conditional offer.
User avatar #53 to #52 - JohnTheRipper (05/01/2013) [-]
Ive got finals in about 2 weeks. im already in college.
User avatar #54 to #53 - SHAMU (05/01/2013) [-]
Well then lets wait till the summer starts before trying anything.
#39 - grandpis (04/30/2013) [-]
Dude, you're checking like every comment section and rage everyone who post punchline with .gif! Stop being such order and law when there is no restriction 'bout posting punchlines. Just say ''geez, another whateveryouarecallingthem'' and go on. You act like 			*******		 DJ 4DM1N..
Dude, you're checking like every comment section and rage everyone who post punchline with .gif! Stop being such order and law when there is no restriction 'bout posting punchlines. Just say ''geez, another whateveryouarecallingthem'' and go on. You act like ******* DJ 4DM1N..
#40 to #39 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I only understood about half of what you said

<-- but
#41 to #40 - grandpis (04/30/2013) [-]
And now you're a grammar nazi? Wtf dude get a life.
And now you're a grammar nazi? Wtf dude get a life.
#43 to #41 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I'm not the one commenting on someone elses profile because of something that had NOTHING to do with me. And define &quot;a life&quot; please so I can check mark the items that I have.
I'm not the one commenting on someone elses profile because of something that had NOTHING to do with me. And define "a life" please so I can check mark the items that I have.
User avatar #33 - SHAMU (03/06/2013) [-]
**SHAMU rolls 55** 67
#34 to #33 - fefe (03/10/2013) [-]
omg le dubs u god xddddddddddddd
#35 to #34 - SHAMU (03/10/2013) [-]
It was not my intention....
It was not my intention....
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