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#126 - hahaha wow that's a club literally half an hour from me. …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/15/2012 on Nightclub photobomber... -2
#146 - fausticorn (11/15/2012) [-]
YFW all these replies.
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#28 - ****** :D 11/13/2012 on pivotmasterdm's profile 0
#2 - more like -40 man.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2012 on For Science +1
User avatar #3 - marineofMaine (11/14/2012) [-]
they did it on the top of mount washington with a whole pot
#5 - Literally fp on reddit right now, try again op 11/13/2012 on A Majestic Tulip Farm in... -3
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#14 - Just want to note that this is taken pretty much directly from… 11/08/2012 on Oven Mit -1
#9 - probably 45-60, someone people dont visually age much in that…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2012 on Its just a phase they said... 0
#10 - anon (11/08/2012) [-]
Fact check: Morgan Freeman does not age because he is, in fact, god.
#36 - ripped straight off of reddit.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2012 on My friend before surgury +4
User avatar #50 - xxramshockeyxx (11/07/2012) [-]
ive watched this site turn into a place to see week old reddit posts. It really makes me upset when someone even says "my friend" you could at least say "some person before surgery". some people...
#107 - he means in in the negative sense, miss the space.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2012 on Insane Knife Skills +2
User avatar #113 - oodlesandoodles (11/05/2012) [-]
I know. I was messing with him
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#121 - OMFG THANK YOU, I HAD NO IDEA WTF HAPPENED TO ELECTRICRETARD.COM!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2012 on Big Black Nigger Dicks 0
User avatar #122 - asianizer (11/02/2012) [-]
I think it got shut down or something. Anyways this is the revised site. Enjoy!
#65 - I play hon!! :D RawrYoFace 11/01/2012 on Every LoLgamer ever. +1
#53 - notice how there is no follow through witth her "kick" 10/24/2012 on Soccer kick in Voleyball 0
#52 - as long as there is no kicking motion and the ball bounces off…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2012 on Soccer kick in Voleyball 0
User avatar #54 - smashingprodigy (10/24/2012) [-]
Makes sense. Thank you!
User avatar #53 - RugbyKing (10/24/2012) [-]
notice how there is no follow through witth her "kick"
#113 - loled hard 10/24/2012 on Teleporting or Telekinesis?... 0
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Thank you :|
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#480 - Why the **** wouldnt he give everyone that knowledge? M… 10/10/2012 on Parenting 0
#422 - Why would he choose to go through people? If he is all powerfu…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/10/2012 on Parenting +2
User avatar #433 - faithrider (10/10/2012) [-]
i still give doctors a ton of credit. but i believe that God is the one who inspired doctors to become doctors and use their gifts for healing others
#473 - femalealert (10/10/2012) [-]
really? my atheist stepfather who is an acclaimed doctor might say differently
User avatar #475 - faithrider (10/10/2012) [-]
i'm not bashing your dad for being atheist, i believe that anybody can be used by God. your dad may cure cancer. but i would give credit (at least some) for giving him the gift to be able to.
#481 - femalealert (10/10/2012) [-]
Now he would really fight that. That man went through years and years of school, studied his ass off, still studies his old books today to make sure he doesn't get behind, and went through all sorts of hell to become what he is. no one gave him a "gift" of knowledge, that man worked his ass off for over ten years for it. and he doesn't cure cancer, but he does take care of the only huntingtons unit in the entire southeast united states, which can be even more depressing
User avatar #432 - faithrider (10/10/2012) [-]
if God gave you the knowledge of all Doctors everywhere, what would you do? would you not become a doctor? God grants us each different gifts so that we have to decide how to use them. in this way and by not giving everyone all gifts, he preserves our free will. for example, "if God is real and all powerful, why do bad things happen. He should just eradicate all evil."

have you ever lied? how about fapped? both of these are detestable to God. this is why i really don't get into Ga.y bashing, because i am too busy with my own sin.

if you sin, then you are doing evil things. making you evil. so you want God to eradicate you? no, well tehn how about he just makes everybody fell lovey dovey for eachother so that no-one commits evil? that would take away our free will
User avatar #480 - RugbyKing (10/10/2012) [-]
Why the fuck wouldnt he give everyone that knowledge? Make everyone medically brilliant, but keep free will around? There isn't a single issue with that besides the economical one, but he couldve made it such that we have a world that did not require doctors.

>Have you ever lied?
> Yes, So has Anne Frank, better tell god.

>Have I ever fapped?
>Here's some god logic for you:
-Give humans incredibly strong urge to want to orgasm every once and awhile
-Gets angry when they pleasure themselves
-Inb4 "it's so we have sex": he could've made it so we only have the urge to sex at the appropriate times -he's god.

While you're at the job of discovering your sin, don't forget to read Deuteronomy 22 , Numbers, and 1 Timothy 2:12. Yuoll find out how much you've been uncontrollably sinning your whole life, and what god has laid down as sin is ridiculous and medieval.

Inb4 "There are lots of good things in the bible" Yes, but you're also forced into following the bad if you proclaim yourself to be a true follower of the bible.

Inb4 "God wrote it (Through people) in a time where it had to be written a certain way" This is irrelevant, he could've had it written in such a way where it could have universal meaning and still have proper morals and values.

Inb4 "God didnt actually write the bible, people wrote the bible but they were simply inspired by God, he didn't tell them what to write, you have too look at the good and skim through the bad." Fuck you, now you're picking and choosing what to believe? You cant decide what is God's word and what is not. How do you know that "Thou shall not steal" is supposed to be gods word then?

Or, the bible was purely fabricated without the inspiration of a divine being and morals have been discovered through discussion and logical thought.
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#1 - dude this has been reposted about 100 million times. 10/10/2012 on Pokefeels 5 -2
#50 - Pascals wager is wrong on so many levels man. Go look on youtu… 10/04/2012 on OH MY SCIENCE +1
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User avatar #3 - copy (01/13/2012) [-]
I stand up for my beliefs and I get pinkies down. This is why we can't have intelligent discussions.
User avatar #4 to #3 - RugbyKing (01/13/2012) [-]
and i shot them down violently, because they were flawed severely. Here ill break it down for you:
P=premise C=Conclusion.

Your thought process:
P1: Good things happen to those who believe in God
P2: This man believes in God
C: Good things will happen to this man.

Now, you see, I used a counter example of children starving in Africa, which defeats your second premise. Something like 30k children die a day from starvation, using basic probability we can say that without a doubt, at least one of them believe in the same god you do, yet they are subject to a cruel malicious reality. Please don't respond with "oh there's **** waiting for them in heaven" Because we aren't talking about that, we're talking about what happened to the man with the golden voice. In this exact example, your theory doesn't work.

User avatar #5 to #4 - copy (01/13/2012) [-]
But what you didn't calculate are the many variables in which you must not have knowledge of. For if you had knowledge of these variables, then your answer would be different. For example, people who are Christians, normally have a harder life than people who don't believe in God. Evidence is of this conversation right now, and if not, then look at Egypt and Lybia, and even China, who mass murder people who claim to be Christians. Not to mention that you're logic is based on pure opinion which you have so deeply thought for so long that you now accept it as fact. Also, the children in africa, statistically wise, are either of the muslim faith, or of a natural faith found in the tribes. So they wouldn't know of God.

User avatar #6 to #5 - RugbyKing (01/14/2012) [-]
you fail to define these variables, you arent even attacking my premises, jesus what are you even saying is wrong of what im saying? christians having a hard life has nothing to do with what you said. Please tell me exactly where i am wrong here and dont dance around it. your argument isnt even an argument, it's just attempting to educate.
User avatar #7 to #6 - copy (01/14/2012) [-]
Variable. Christians are persecuted by other of different faiths.
Now if I may, use your theory of a=b=c, I'll show you your flaw.
You say that the way I am thinking is as simple as that, yet you didn't throw in the variable.
Now if we throw in this variable, then we have taken out your first sequence, in which, makes the other null and void, for there is no base in your argument. God blesses everyone on earth, not just Christians. Christians are the only ones who thank God for the blessings, in doing so, are singled out for it. By just believing in God, it does not state that your life will be filled with wonders and presents. It actually says that your life will be 10X harder to live. So in saying that, my point is, that God blessed that man with the voice, and in turn, he thanked God by giving him the glory for it. It's simple logic.

#8 to #7 - RugbyKing (01/14/2012) [-]
You are being so unbelievably vague it's hard to tell what you are even saying. take for instance:

"You say that the way I am thinking is as simple as that, yet you didn't throw in the variable. Now if we throw in this variable, then we have taken out your first sequence..."

What is "The variable" You clearly state above there are many variables, but now there is only one? You keep jumping around. Tell me exactly what you're talking about. Use simple language, it makes life a lot easier, you sound like the post-modernism bible. I'm not trying to be insulting, but there is definitely an easier way to say what you're saying without me having to break down every word, and i dont have to find 20 different interpretations.

As for your second part, god chooses to single out this man but not starving african children? Wait, what? this is seems very wrong, not something a kind, caring, god would do. And your fact that you say they are muslims is totally irrelevant, im saying in at least one of the millions of children who have died this way MUST have been a christian like you. Why do they die? Why dont they get the golden help of god? I choose to attribute this mans success to youtube and human beings, not an invisible man.

Pic related.

User avatar #10 to #8 - copy (01/14/2012) [-]
Oh, and if you want to, I can break out pictures also.
User avatar #9 to #8 - copy (01/14/2012) [-]
You're not looking at it the way I'm looking at it. I did say there are many variables, but I did not say that that is the only variable. That is just an example of a variable. I am making it as clear as possible, if you can't understand this logic then open your mind to newer things instead of closing it in.

Now to the starving children in Africa, why do you believe that God doesn't bless them? They are alive, aren't they? But the reason they are in the situation they are in is because of man, because of sin.
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