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#236 - giffythetoad (06/16/2015) [-]
**giffythetoad croaks** Haven't talked in a few days. What's the latest happenings, friend? :3
**giffythetoad croaks** Haven't talked in a few days. What's the latest happenings, friend? :3
#234 - giffythetoad (06/12/2015) [-]
You are going to be so annoyed by me hahaha.
You are going to be so annoyed by me hahaha.
User avatar #227 - giffythetoad (06/12/2015) [-]
So uhm....what've you been up to lately? :o

Any new games you like?
#228 to #227 - RipperMan (06/12/2015) [-]
I've been playing the **** out of ARK: survival evolved.
User avatar #229 to #228 - giffythetoad (06/12/2015) [-]
Oooh. What's it like?
User avatar #230 to #229 - RipperMan (06/12/2015) [-]
rust with dinosaurs and better ideas i guess.

its got its problems, but overall is a pretty good game.
User avatar #231 to #230 - giffythetoad (06/12/2015) [-]
Oooh. Sounds fancy, eheheh. I thought Rust was interesting, but i gave that up and decided to wait for it to get better. I still keep in touch with the blog updates and stuff. It seems the best games out there are ones still very much in development. heheh.

Hey, do you still play Minecraft? :o

We haven't talked about it in a while, I think, and last I recall,you were quite busy with a world before
User avatar #232 to #231 - RipperMan (06/12/2015) [-]
oh no, i havnt been back on MC in months
User avatar #233 to #232 - giffythetoad (06/12/2015) [-]
Oh goodness

Well, if you ever wanted to get back into it, maaayyybeeeee

we could play sometime :3
User avatar #224 - giffythetoad (06/08/2015) [-]
I stumbled across your FA profile while looking at an animation by Rayverak.

It seems we both have something in common. A fetish for CockVore.
#238 to #224 - Rayverak (06/17/2015) [-]
Huh, turns out I get a message when people talk about me. Neat
#240 to #239 - RipperMan (06/24/2015) [-]
i just noticed this
#225 to #224 - RipperMan (06/08/2015) [-]
it seems that we do.

but Rayverak is for anal vore
User avatar #226 to #225 - giffythetoad (06/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, I just stumbled upon that one orca video
#218 - redzeopoweranger (05/05/2015) [-]
like sharks eh ?
like sharks eh ?
#219 to #218 - RipperMan (05/05/2015) [-]
yeah, you could say thats my thing
User avatar #220 to #219 - redzeopoweranger (05/05/2015) [-]
shark fetish or just think sharks are cool ?
#221 to #220 - RipperMan (05/05/2015) [-]
well i make no effort to hide that i'm a furry. take a guess.
well i make no effort to hide that i'm a furry. take a guess.
User avatar #222 to #221 - redzeopoweranger (05/05/2015) [-]
yeah i had a feeling, i just didnt want to be to blunt about it
User avatar #216 - Nahyon (05/05/2015) [-]
Post FA account
#217 to #216 - RipperMan (05/05/2015) [-]
what are we gonna do on FA dragon-chan? -pomf-

You need to login to view this link
User avatar #211 - giffythetoad (03/28/2015) [-]
What you up to, Sweetie? :3
User avatar #214 to #211 - RipperMan (03/30/2015) [-]
heya giffy, think you could give me a hand with a gif?
User avatar #215 to #214 - giffythetoad (03/30/2015) [-]
Ask darthblam.
User avatar #212 to #211 - RipperMan (03/29/2015) [-]
minecrafting, chatting.

we got that new server goin a few days back.
User avatar #213 to #212 - giffythetoad (03/29/2015) [-]
Hope you're having fun ^.^ <3
User avatar #193 to #192 - giffythetoad (03/16/2015) [-]
**giffythetoad giggles** Good evening, Ripper c:
User avatar #194 to #193 - RipperMan (03/16/2015) [-]
#195 to #194 - giffythetoad (03/16/2015) [-]
How's my new friend doing today? ^.^
Doing anything?
Aside from Ripping things, that is hahah
#196 to #195 - RipperMan (03/16/2015) [-]
just playing some minecraft feed the beast on a friends server.

my current base of operations.
User avatar #197 to #196 - giffythetoad (03/16/2015) [-]
Oh goodness, that looks impressive. I've never played FTB before. Too many mods for my liking.
The only Mods I play for Minecraft are: Tekkit Lite, TerraFirmaCraft, and Hexxit.

Do you know of TerraFirmaCraft? terrafirmacraft.com/info.html
It's really fun.
One of my favourite mods.
You should play it something.
With me.
#198 to #197 - RipperMan (03/16/2015) [-]
got bored of the vanilla minecraft stuff a long time ago, played the original tekkit a few years back.

Now i'm on FTB monster, that's about as far as my knowledge of packs and mods go.

I'm pretty dedicated to this, not gonna be switching to anything else for a while.
User avatar #199 to #198 - giffythetoad (03/16/2015) [-]
Oh my~
Well, FTB just seemed like too much for my liking.
What's it like playing it? o.o
#200 to #199 - RipperMan (03/16/2015) [-]
its pretty simple if you like to keep it simple building everything is optional after all. , the best way of going through things is to pick one mod and run through it till the end, then move on to something else.
User avatar #201 to #200 - giffythetoad (03/16/2015) [-]
Oh, I see. That's an interesting way of looking at things.
User avatar #202 to #201 - RipperMan (03/16/2015) [-]
we're looking at maybe starting a new map, but things aren't really working out for that. stuff we wanna play isnt in the newer mod packs. :/
User avatar #203 to #202 - giffythetoad (03/16/2015) [-]
That's a shame....
I hate restarting worlds...unless you've played for a long time, then I guess it's ok
User avatar #204 to #203 - RipperMan (03/16/2015) [-]
we're about 3 months into this one so far..
User avatar #205 to #204 - giffythetoad (03/16/2015) [-]
You certainly have been dedicated to your mods!
User avatar #206 to #205 - RipperMan (03/16/2015) [-]
i got laid off in january, been about the only thing i've been doing.
User avatar #207 to #206 - giffythetoad (03/16/2015) [-]
Oh my...
I guess you're a self-employed Minecrater now, haha!
User avatar #208 to #207 - RipperMan (03/16/2015) [-]
unenployment's been a bitch to work out, might only have another month with a house
User avatar #209 to #208 - giffythetoad (03/16/2015) [-]
I uhm...I didn't mean to evoke that thought. I'm sorry.
I-I hope things get worked out.
#187 - giffythetoad (03/15/2015) [-]
Yay! Friendsies!
User avatar #151 - maybehuman ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
#152 to #151 - RipperMan (12/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #153 to #152 - maybehuman ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
Sup faggot?
User avatar #154 to #153 - RipperMan (12/19/2014) [-]
Just got home from work. Got a bit of a scolding for using funnyjunk today. :I
User avatar #155 to #154 - maybehuman ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
What work?
User avatar #156 to #155 - RipperMan (12/19/2014) [-]
sheet metal engineering stuffs
User avatar #157 to #156 - maybehuman ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
Were you on you're phone? Dull day here, why you call my friend faggot?
#158 to #157 - RipperMan (12/19/2014) [-]
Naw i browse on my work PC (not anymore though)

What friend? the furfag? i call lots of furfags, furfags. furfag
#159 to #158 - maybehuman ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
Interdasting. not all furs are faggots
#160 to #159 - RipperMan (12/19/2014) [-]
the good ones are
User avatar #185 to #164 - RipperMan (03/15/2015) [-]
you happen to have an FA account?
#186 to #185 - giffythetoad (03/15/2015) [-]
I uhm...
I don't...
I've never become a part of Furry culture, for personal reasons, as I do not consider myself a furry in the sense that I have a "true" fursona. I love the porn and the people, but I don't partake in the culture or consider myself a part of the furry community. I do a lot of the same things that furries do, but I dunno, I've just never really felt like the Fandom is for me.
But uhm...we can still be friends, right?
User avatar #175 to #164 - RipperMan (03/15/2015) [-]
♫ yeah repeat this lyric twenty times

reply limit reached
User avatar #176 to #175 - giffythetoad (03/15/2015) [-]
**giffythetoad giggles** Oh you~
Guess you need an "Oh you" image for yourself now ;P

Do you listen to a lot of music? Is that how you and Sparky met?
#177 to #176 - RipperMan (03/15/2015) [-]
i met him on here, chuckling at his foxy comments
User avatar #178 to #177 - giffythetoad (03/15/2015) [-]
He's cute the way he sexes everybody up, isn't he? :'3


You never answered the part about music, however
If you don't mind me asking, hehe. It's quite late at night over here, and I've no one else to talk to, and I love talking about music, so~~~~~~
User avatar #179 to #178 - RipperMan (03/15/2015) [-]
oh well, i mostly stick to mainstream rock/metal stuff. along with classic rock.

I'm kinda like an anti-hipster, i only listen to stuff that makes it to the radio
User avatar #180 to #179 - giffythetoad (03/15/2015) [-]
TONY CAREY - HEARD IT ON THE RADIO We heard it on the radio~~~~
Who are some of your favourite artists?
Can you give me a taste? :3
As far as Classic Rock goes, I've probably heard everything you've heard haha, but once music starts going into the 90s and 2000s, I don't really know much. Do enlighten me.

I don't like terribly violent-sounding or screamy music, but I'm sure you can accomodate that stipulation :3
#181 to #180 - RipperMan (03/15/2015) [-]
Disturbed - Criminal w/ lyrics
Disturbed would be my favorite, this is my #1 of theirs.
Tool is pretty awesome, at least their hits
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

Guess that has to include punk then, i over-generalize music.
#182 to #181 - giffythetoad (03/15/2015) [-]
This song is nice. I've never much listened to Disturbed. Only have like 10 songs from them. I'm partial to "Stricken"
I have "Sober" from Tool, and that's all.
I seriously need more Tool. I just have so much music backlogged that I never get around to it. Hey, if you could compile a list of your favourite songs from Tool and upload them to a Dropbox or Mediafire or something, that'd be awesome. I normally just download discographies and go through everything myself to see what I like, but maybe you can give me a good filtered list of your favourites
Only got 6 songs from Korn. Honestly, they just never...struck with me...dunno. They aren't bad....just never got into 'em. *shrugs*
***************** . I don't even NEED to say anything more than that.
Did you hear that song Tom did alongside Stevie Nicks?
I love it. I think they make an excellent pair. It's a shame they didn't do more songs together...
Did you also know that Tom Petty played in a Supergroup called "The Traveling Wilburys", whose lineup consisted of: Tom Petty, Bob Dylan, Jeff lynne (Electric Light Orchstra), George Harrison (Beatles), and Roy Orbison?
I love Styx. I need more from them. Of the stuff I do have, I love two songs in particular: Fooling Yourself, and The Grand Illusion:
Both those songs always struck me well and made me feel good inside.
I have only one song from Blink-182, "All The Small Things".
I just don't really like them all too much, same goes for Offspring, who I am VERY selective about. I only have a handful of songs i like from Offspring.

And yeah, I guess I would include (tfw i mentioned include) Punk, so I can agree with you.

My personal favourite genres are Progressive Rock, Hard Rock, Classic Rock, and Psychedelic Rock.
My favourite artists are chiefly: Rush, Yes, The Moody Blues, Uriah Heep, and Rainbow.
If I had to chose just one song from each of them to show you, since I could easily spam tonnes of links lol, I would chose the following:
Rush: www.youtube.com/watch?v=096LhjGNNCk
The Moody Blues: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud7TsATY5eo
Uriah Heep: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHDZ5rYiMz0
Rainbow: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDy7q1cdAew

I uhm...sure did write a lot there....i uhm...hope you like it
#188 to #182 - include (03/15/2015) [-]
Yep, you mentioned me and here I am. Thanks for the inclusion.
User avatar #183 to #182 - RipperMan (03/15/2015) [-]
you did write a lot there OwwO

The list for Tool is relatively short: sober, stinkfist, H, fourty-six & two, Ænema, schism, parabol, lateralus (kinda meh iirc), vicarious, 10000 days, the pot, right in two.

Think there's a couple i missed but none of the other song names jumped out at me.
The singer for Tool has something against digital media and will only sell complete albums. (his reason is because they're like Rush's and are ment to be listened to as a whole.)
User avatar #184 to #183 - giffythetoad (03/15/2015) [-]
ima favourite this so I can get dem songs later :3
Thank you for the suggestions ^.^

Sorry for the long post, too....I can get rather intimate with my discussions x3
I hope you won't mind, I mean hey, it's all good music ( I should hope D: )

Thanks for allowing me to stay here and talk with you a while
It's almost 4am now, so I think I'll go to bed, but do leave me a message if you wanna talk more or have some more suggestions, or just whatever <3 hehe ^^
User avatar #166 to #165 - giffythetoad (03/15/2015) [-]
**giffythetoad giggles** I saw you while browsing Sparky's profile.
Your name sounded familiar. Have we met before? :3
#167 to #166 - RipperMan (03/15/2015) [-]
i've summoned you a couple times   
 and you joined in with me poking fun at sparky yesterday
i've summoned you a couple times

and you joined in with me poking fun at sparky yesterday
User avatar #168 to #167 - giffythetoad (03/15/2015) [-]
Oh ^w^
He a cutie c:
You a friend?
He always has great friends.
You must be nice too c:
#169 to #168 - RipperMan (03/15/2015) [-]
kinda, i like to poke fun at him for being the typical fox stereotype, and he rolls with it pretty well.
User avatar #170 to #169 - giffythetoad (03/15/2015) [-]
Oh, you're that guy! Haha. Oh gosh. <3
He is all that there is in a fox (that is to say everything)
See, I can make fun of him too :3
#171 to #170 - RipperMan (03/15/2015) [-]
yeah, i'm that shark
User avatar #172 to #171 - giffythetoad (03/15/2015) [-]
**giffythetoad opens his arms abroad and huggles you** (>^w^)>(゜-゜ )
You don't need to be sad when you haz huggles ^o^

You know, for such a cute, gentle critter, you sure have a violent name. Unless, you perform ripping of a different kind... www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVtEX1J7tXQ
User avatar #173 to #172 - RipperMan (03/15/2015) [-]
its an oooold name, reference to rob zombie more human than human.

I usually go by socialscalie on more recent stuff.
User avatar #174 to #173 - giffythetoad (03/15/2015) [-]
Oooh. I don't listen to much Rob Zombie. Style isn't too much my thing, but he does have a few good ones, and goodness can he sing.
#161 to #160 - maybehuman ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
Ha! Nothing to add bu bye. Have a nice day.
#149 - mcburd (12/05/2014) [-]
Made You Something.
Made You Something.
User avatar #146 - miscarriage (12/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #147 to #146 - RipperMan (12/04/2014) [-]
wha'd i do? D:
User avatar #138 - majormayor (11/29/2014) [-]
it is a mystery
User avatar #139 to #138 - RipperMan (11/30/2014) [-]
how you locate all the FJ furries to comment on their profiles?
User avatar #140 to #139 - majormayor (11/30/2014) [-]
I just lurk about FJ.

I like to annoy furries.
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