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RipperMan

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Date Signed Up:2/18/2010
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I go by Hemi. I'm a gay furry. Species: Shark. I like trying to make funny comments on here; I enjoy providing laughs.

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#32 - apparently you now require proof if you've interacted with a d…  [+] (2 replies) 06/28/2015 on Anon got drunk +4
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#43 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/28/2015) [-]
I think that's always been a thing no one ever seems to believe it if you say you've seen dick over that size.
#70 - anon (06/29/2015) [-]
I've seen a dick 10(-3) inches.
In my pants!
#30 - >post about dick should've guessed i'd see you in …  [+] (4 replies) 06/28/2015 on Anon got drunk +4
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#31 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/28/2015) [-]
Just trying to help people feel better about themselves and there dicks.
#32 - RipperMan (06/28/2015) [-]
apparently you now require proof if you've interacted with a dick over 10 inches.

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#43 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/28/2015) [-]
I think that's always been a thing no one ever seems to believe it if you say you've seen dick over that size.
#70 - anon (06/29/2015) [-]
I've seen a dick 10(-3) inches.
In my pants!
#71 - mozzarella sticks in a grilled cheese  [+] (4 replies) 06/28/2015 on Mentally Ill Grill +8
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#164 - Shiny (06/28/2015) [-]
I had that before at Denny's. It's honestly pretty shitty.
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#165 - RipperMan (06/28/2015) [-]
i loved it, though im a sucker for anything with marinara sauce.

they removed it from their menu about a year ago
#168 - Shiny has deleted their comment.
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#166 - Shiny (06/28/2015) [-]
To each his own, though even for a chain place I think Denny's is awful.

The gimmicky shit at Perkins is great though, they bothered to get actual barbecue this year.
#252 - i cant upload webms to imgur or other websites though  [+] (1 reply) 06/28/2015 on Anybody else miss gifs? +1
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#305 - abnormalgames (06/28/2015) [-]
gifs to webms are easily corrupted when saving
#126 - I've always wanted an intelligent deathclaw companion.  [+] (5 replies) 06/27/2015 on Fallout Comp III +4
#129 - falloutsurvivor (06/27/2015) [-]
thats one thing they had in FO2 and tactics

seriously i had a deathclaw squaddie who turned out to be an awesome surgeon and heal crippled limbs in the squad
guess when you had claws like fucking scalpels on your fingers...surgery is easy
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#168 - MatthewsGauss (06/28/2015) [-]
goris is my nigga
#172 - falloutsurvivor (06/28/2015) [-]
exactly
they need more intelligent deathclaws like goris or the ones from Tactics who fight with you
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#169 - MatthewsGauss (06/28/2015) [-]
and Sulik
#183 - themarineelite (06/28/2015) [-]
I miss that crazy tribal bastard
#35 - but its not a gif, its a video  [+] (1 reply) 06/25/2015 on Anon has a bike +4
#36 - anon (06/25/2015) [-]
Time's sure have changed
#5 - do you have barrels and fire rate?  [+] (9 replies) 06/25/2015 on double barrel pistol +27
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#58 - mkgt (06/26/2015) [-]
What the fuck is that glorious monstrosity
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#62 - theonlykarma (06/26/2015) [-]
That is a glorious supergun that can fire a million rounds a minute. Lots of bullets packed into each barrel and electric shocks fire the end round of each barrel. It takes BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT to a new level
#91 - lozarus (06/26/2015) [-]
It can only fire like 600 rounds, so "a million a minute" is pointless. Its like strapping 100 AK-47 to a single triger and saying "it fires 60.000 rounds a minute!". It doesnt, its a retarded concept.
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#93 - theonlykarma (06/26/2015) [-]
The point when making it wasn't to have sustained fire. The goal was to fire a million rounds a minute. They achieved that goal.
#96 - lozarus (06/26/2015) [-]
Just because you reach the goal you wanted, doesnt mean its any less retarded.
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#102 - theonlykarma (06/26/2015) [-]
I don't understand your argument. The one and only point of them developing this was to shoot a million rounds a minute. Whether the end product is "retarded" or not is completely irrelevant. Even if it was relevant, it wouldn't be retarded. A million rounds a minute would be useful in shooting down missiles or planes that you really don't want to miss.
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#52 - KillinTime (06/26/2015) [-]
needs more dakka
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#7 - metalstorm (06/25/2015) [-]
As many barrels as needed and up to 1 million rounds a min.
#3 - Metalstorm: disregard casings, acquire barrels and fire rate.  [+] (16 replies) 06/25/2015 on double barrel pistol +31
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#23 - vladhellsing (06/25/2015) [-]
Neat concept, but how do you reload that thing?
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#32 - localbees (06/26/2015) [-]
From what I've heard, that's one of the drawbacks. You supposedly can't.
#74 - anon (06/26/2015) [-]
"heard" and "supposedly"... do some reading before you post a reply. your reply answers nothing.
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#104 - localbees (06/26/2015) [-]
Nigger, I saw it on futureweapons like eight years ago. Obviously it's a pretty shitty gun, or they would actually use them.
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#24 - RipperMan (06/25/2015) [-]
slide the sticks of bullets into the back, close the lid
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#4 - metalstorm (06/25/2015) [-]
You rang?
#5 - RipperMan (06/25/2015) [-]
do you have barrels and fire rate?
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#58 - mkgt (06/26/2015) [-]
What the fuck is that glorious monstrosity
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#62 - theonlykarma (06/26/2015) [-]
That is a glorious supergun that can fire a million rounds a minute. Lots of bullets packed into each barrel and electric shocks fire the end round of each barrel. It takes BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT to a new level
#91 - lozarus (06/26/2015) [-]
It can only fire like 600 rounds, so "a million a minute" is pointless. Its like strapping 100 AK-47 to a single triger and saying "it fires 60.000 rounds a minute!". It doesnt, its a retarded concept.
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#93 - theonlykarma (06/26/2015) [-]
The point when making it wasn't to have sustained fire. The goal was to fire a million rounds a minute. They achieved that goal.
#96 - lozarus (06/26/2015) [-]
Just because you reach the goal you wanted, doesnt mean its any less retarded.
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#102 - theonlykarma (06/26/2015) [-]
I don't understand your argument. The one and only point of them developing this was to shoot a million rounds a minute. Whether the end product is "retarded" or not is completely irrelevant. Even if it was relevant, it wouldn't be retarded. A million rounds a minute would be useful in shooting down missiles or planes that you really don't want to miss.
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#52 - KillinTime (06/26/2015) [-]
needs more dakka
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#7 - metalstorm (06/25/2015) [-]
As many barrels as needed and up to 1 million rounds a min.