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RiflemanFunny

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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:10/01/2010
Location:Glennville GA
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latest user's comments

#37 - I have a great metabolism. However stress does a huge number t… 08/24/2016 on Anon is mysterious +6
#35 - I love coffee but DAMN does it make you ****.  [+] (14 new replies) 08/24/2016 on Anon is mysterious +11
#36 - warioteam (08/24/2016) [-]
>tfw superior metabolism
>tfw no coffee, taco bell, any food related hershey squirts
bow before me
#237 - zerotzallander (08/24/2016) [-]
please teach me senpai!
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#73 - darealsnooki (08/24/2016) [-]
Not sure if this is NSFW or if someone really put detail in her ass.

I shall leave my flaghammer alone for now...
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#74 - warioteam (08/24/2016) [-]
tbh i have no idea what that sentence is supposed to mean
also how come headers cant be gifs now
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#76 - darealsnooki (08/24/2016) [-]
It's an FJ illuminati secret.

As for the animated headers, "people were loading huge vid files etc so admin disabled it to prevent page crashes etc"
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#77 - warioteam (08/24/2016) [-]
silly to ask, but would you mind asking him to allow gifs at the very least? i cant change mine because it would ruin the novelty of having one
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#78 - darealsnooki (08/24/2016) [-]
I can, but I believe that if he does, the gifs would either be limited to low-res because trolls , or if the whole thing is brought back and trolls found out, they would upload the biggest gif files they can.

I suppose that if you talk to a high-level mod with an idea, they might consider it.
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#51 - quoterox (08/24/2016) [-]
tfw irritable bowel syndrome

coffee makes me shit
food makes me shit
the wind makes me shit

i fear nothing, for i have already lost
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#47 - thepizzadevourer (08/24/2016) [-]
You probably don't want that, seeing as I just went to Taco Bell
#46 - shawnshyguy (08/24/2016) [-]
I was gonna write a response to the actual conversation but I had nothing
so have more borderline-nsfw zelda.
#42 - blackmore (08/24/2016) [-]
That is one nice short stack of ass.
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#70 - notmuffincannibal (08/24/2016) [-]
A developing midget fetish?
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#71 - faptasticky (08/24/2016) [-]
for me, yes.
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#37 - RiflemanFunny (08/24/2016) [-]
I have a great metabolism. However stress does a huge number to your bowels and College = Stress. Mitigate that with Beer + Bitches = Possible Bastard Child + False Rape Accusations.....I've gone too deep here. Don't worry, I haven't impregnated shit.....I'm a college student on Funnyjunk for Christ sake.
#42 - If you want to know anything. Julian Assange practically hates… 08/22/2016 on Agreed +1
#35 - A slap in the face to the cook 08/17/2016 on witty title +9
#175 - Here's a song for ya. 08/16/2016 on Psychological projection 0
#32 - They burned Prospero.....So we took them to the Eye of Terror 08/15/2016 on Psychological projection 0
#30 - *dem ******* furry ******  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2016 on Psychological projection 0
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#31 - politicalslap (08/15/2016) [-]
like all RiflemanFunny wanted to wuz go to skool an shit, get himself some learning

den sum fuggin furry muhfuggas opressed him an shit
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#32 - RiflemanFunny (08/15/2016) [-]
They burned Prospero.....So we took them to the Eye of Terror
#28 - It was ******* HORUS  [+] (5 new replies) 08/15/2016 on Psychological projection +1
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#29 - politicalslap (08/15/2016) [-]
> thousand sons do shit they should have done
> dey good boys, they dindu nuffin
> blame that cracker Horus
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#75 - blackmageewizardt (08/15/2016) [-]
to be fair, yes Magnus blew daddys multi badrillion worth Project be smashing through his psychic wall like a ICE Train.

Though the Imperator said clearly that the wolfs where supposed to bring Magnus to him after he had runned away back to his homeworld, it was then the wolfs that got (happly) manipulaited by Horus to glass Magnus entire homeword, and pushing him the last tiny bit into asking chaos to save him, his Legion and his entire Livework.
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#30 - RiflemanFunny (08/15/2016) [-]
*dem fucking furry fucks*
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#31 - politicalslap (08/15/2016) [-]
like all RiflemanFunny wanted to wuz go to skool an shit, get himself some learning

den sum fuggin furry muhfuggas opressed him an shit
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#32 - RiflemanFunny (08/15/2016) [-]
They burned Prospero.....So we took them to the Eye of Terror
#26 - .........MAGNUS WAS FRAMED  [+] (8 new replies) 08/15/2016 on Psychological projection +11
#54 - makosteel (08/15/2016) [-]
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#27 - politicalslap (08/15/2016) [-]
he dindu nuffin?
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#28 - RiflemanFunny (08/15/2016) [-]
It was FUCKING HORUS
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#29 - politicalslap (08/15/2016) [-]
> thousand sons do shit they should have done
> dey good boys, they dindu nuffin
> blame that cracker Horus
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#75 - blackmageewizardt (08/15/2016) [-]
to be fair, yes Magnus blew daddys multi badrillion worth Project be smashing through his psychic wall like a ICE Train.

Though the Imperator said clearly that the wolfs where supposed to bring Magnus to him after he had runned away back to his homeworld, it was then the wolfs that got (happly) manipulaited by Horus to glass Magnus entire homeword, and pushing him the last tiny bit into asking chaos to save him, his Legion and his entire Livework.
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#30 - RiflemanFunny (08/15/2016) [-]
*dem fucking furry fucks*
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#31 - politicalslap (08/15/2016) [-]
like all RiflemanFunny wanted to wuz go to skool an shit, get himself some learning

den sum fuggin furry muhfuggas opressed him an shit
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#32 - RiflemanFunny (08/15/2016) [-]
They burned Prospero.....So we took them to the Eye of Terror
#23 - Because heresy is a very touchy subject.  [+] (11 new replies) 08/15/2016 on Psychological projection +21
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#24 - politicalslap (08/15/2016) [-]
**politicalslap used "*roll 1, 1-2*"**
**politicalslap rolls 2**
riflemanfunny is:

1: Loyalist
2: Chaos
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#25 - politicalslap (08/15/2016) [-]
**politicalslap used "*roll 1, 1-9*"**
**politicalslap rolls 6**
RiflemanFunny is:

1: black legion
2: iron warriors
3: word bearers
4: world eaters
5: emperors children
6: thousand sons
7: death guard
8: Night Lords
9: alpha legion
#26 - RiflemanFunny (08/15/2016) [-]
.........MAGNUS WAS FRAMED
#54 - makosteel (08/15/2016) [-]
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#27 - politicalslap (08/15/2016) [-]
he dindu nuffin?
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#28 - RiflemanFunny (08/15/2016) [-]
It was FUCKING HORUS
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#29 - politicalslap (08/15/2016) [-]
> thousand sons do shit they should have done
> dey good boys, they dindu nuffin
> blame that cracker Horus
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#75 - blackmageewizardt (08/15/2016) [-]
to be fair, yes Magnus blew daddys multi badrillion worth Project be smashing through his psychic wall like a ICE Train.

Though the Imperator said clearly that the wolfs where supposed to bring Magnus to him after he had runned away back to his homeworld, it was then the wolfs that got (happly) manipulaited by Horus to glass Magnus entire homeword, and pushing him the last tiny bit into asking chaos to save him, his Legion and his entire Livework.
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#30 - RiflemanFunny (08/15/2016) [-]
*dem fucking furry fucks*
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#31 - politicalslap (08/15/2016) [-]
like all RiflemanFunny wanted to wuz go to skool an shit, get himself some learning

den sum fuggin furry muhfuggas opressed him an shit
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#32 - RiflemanFunny (08/15/2016) [-]
They burned Prospero.....So we took them to the Eye of Terror

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