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Residentpudding

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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:11/27/2009
Last Login:5/27/2015
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#247 - I'm sick. 05/25/2015 on Heard that you were talkin... 0
#227 - I've played too much Mario in my youth to not get this. Good j… 05/24/2015 on Tales of a Plumber 0
#51 - Thank you Felris. I had a rough night at work. This made it better. 05/23/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #62 0
#584 - Shouldn't be a problem. I love to eat! 05/23/2015 on The straight talk express 0
#233 - I'm 19. I constantly eat and I've taken up protein shakes. A f…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2015 on The straight talk express 0
#454 - bazda (05/22/2015) [-]
Then you need to constantly eat MORE!
User avatar #584 - Residentpudding (05/23/2015) [-]
Shouldn't be a problem. I love to eat!
#91 - I got about 5 weeks to get a better looking body for a pool pa…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/22/2015 on The straight talk express 0
#98 - bazda (05/22/2015) [-]
Simple answer is "eat more." That's what it's going to boil down to.
Not much you can do in 5 weeks. Lift heavy and hard as fuck, consistently, and eat until you're almost sick at every meal. What to eat? Lots of calories, just make sure you're getting enough protein, that's pretty much it. If you're that tall and that light it means you have a wicked metabolism so you shouldn't need to worry about putting on any fat, restrictive dieting shouldn't really be necessary. Don't eat garbage 100% of the time, but you don't have to abstain. Only thing to avoid, like anyone who lifts weights, is soy.
How old are you?
I used to be wicked skinny too, 120# at 5'8, now I'm 180 at the same height.
User avatar #233 - Residentpudding (05/22/2015) [-]
I'm 19. I constantly eat and I've taken up protein shakes. A fast metabolism was great when I was more into cardio, but damn, it's not helping me here.
#454 - bazda (05/22/2015) [-]
Then you need to constantly eat MORE!
User avatar #584 - Residentpudding (05/23/2015) [-]
Shouldn't be a problem. I love to eat!
#128 - anonymous (05/22/2015) [-]
but don't over-exercise. You'ļl loose muscle.

I'd suggest spend 4 weeks eating properly
- lots of lean red meat (btw natural youghurt will help with any stomach problems).
- going very heavy for 3x a week, and doing a light workout 1x a week. (Mon, Wed., Fri., Sat.).
- concentrate on major muscles, as they will grow easier: legs, butt, chest, and add either arms or shoulders to that. Use your "light day" to exercise the lesser muscles: either was it arms or shoulders and do back exercises to even out your chest workout.

Sleep a lot, that will promote the speed you'll grow. That's about max you can get.

Spend the last week to do LIGHT weights 5x a week and perhaps run a little, to lose any unwanted fat you gained
#130 - anonymous (05/22/2015) [-]
do intensive light workout for about 40 minutes, not more, on the day you have your pool party.
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#122 - Now all we need is the video of Addy eating those nuggets. 05/18/2015 on Pure Terror 0
#1066 - I like your personalities. 05/18/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies +9
#73 - Tag your gore please. 05/11/2015 on Comp6 +2

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User avatar #10 - soundofwinter (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #11 to #10 - Residentpudding (06/22/2014) [-]
Son of a bitch, he did it...
User avatar #12 to #11 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
damn him
User avatar #7 - nowusee (08/15/2010) [-]
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/692771/This+man+is+a+god/
here you go, i was bored so i made a screenshot of your comment
User avatar #8 to #10 - Residentpudding (08/15/2010) [-]
Thanks.
#5 - doormat (08/08/2010) [-]
Hey, guess what.
ALL MY GODDAMN CONTENT AND FRIENDS GOT DELETED!!!!
This is complete and utter ******** .
User avatar #6 to #8 - Residentpudding (08/09/2010) [-]
Yea, I know how you feel. I had recently deleted the star comps from my computer, then they get deleted here....
#4 - doormat (06/13/2010) [-]
*Reads profile description*
well played...
#3 - Loisel (01/02/2010) [-]
haha hey man, we gotta make another epic thread sometime soon, if you ever start one PM me and send the link ill help make one :D and by the way im liking your pics :D
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