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#98 - bazda (05/22/2015) [-]
Simple answer is "eat more." That's what it's going to boil down to.
Not much you can do in 5 weeks. Lift heavy and hard as fuck, consistently, and eat until you're almost sick at every meal. What to eat? Lots of calories, just make sure you're getting enough protein, that's pretty much it. If you're that tall and that light it means you have a wicked metabolism so you shouldn't need to worry about putting on any fat, restrictive dieting shouldn't really be necessary. Don't eat garbage 100% of the time, but you don't have to abstain. Only thing to avoid, like anyone who lifts weights, is soy.
How old are you?
I used to be wicked skinny too, 120# at 5'8, now I'm 180 at the same height.
#128 - anonymous (05/22/2015) [-]
but don't over-exercise. You'ļl loose muscle.
I'd suggest spend 4 weeks eating properly
- lots of lean red meat (btw natural youghurt will help with any stomach problems).
- going very heavy for 3x a week, and doing a light workout 1x a week. (Mon, Wed., Fri., Sat.).
- concentrate on major muscles, as they will grow easier: legs, butt, chest, and add either arms or shoulders to that. Use your "light day" to exercise the lesser muscles: either was it arms or shoulders and do back exercises to even out your chest workout.
Sleep a lot, that will promote the speed you'll grow. That's about max you can get.
Spend the last week to do LIGHT weights 5x a week and perhaps run a little, to lose any unwanted fat you gained
#130 - anonymous (05/22/2015) [-]
do intensive light workout for about 40 minutes, not more, on the day you have your pool party.
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