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#67 - Not imperfect, incomplete. Simplifying 4/8 to 1/2 is simplifi…  [+] (1 reply) 08/31/2014 on Let the battle begin +6
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#171 - chimpaflimp (08/31/2014) [-]
Actually, there was a dude who did just sit down and decide to simplify a bunch of stuff.
#123 - Don't forget the NCR is using weapons made two hundred years a…  [+] (2 replies) 08/31/2014 on this the cult? -1
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#154 - severepwner (08/31/2014) [-]
That's absolutely ridiculous.

NCR weapons is using weapons made two hundred years ago? For one, so what? It works and many of their weapons were made by the Gun Runners recently in bulk. And the legions weapons commonly used were invented thousands of years ago, how the fuck is that supposed to trump normal firearms?

Prone to jamming and breaking, sure they're prone to jamming here and there, but breaking? What machetes and the weapons Legion use aren't? Machetes break all the time and have to be reforged in a fire.

They also rely on stimpaks and other drugs? SO WHAT?! This is the most modern and effective way to keep their military healthy. According to the game's crafting, stimpaks are a concentrated syringe version of the Legion healing powder, really fucking easy to make. And the Legion are using a very primitive method that are centuries back from the empire they're imitating.

Weapons that can't fail? A machete will never backfire? You ever hear the word parrying? It ever occur to you that NCR soldiers pretty much always have a weapon that's effective for blocking a machete? Of course it fucking backfires, not to mention to have to sprint up to a guy with a firearm capable of firing hundreds of meters away to even have a chance of getting a hit in.

A throwing spear won't jam? I guess it won't, but it's borderline useless. Throwing spears rely heavily on the strength of the person throwing it, not to mention it will be horribly inaccurate, this is giving the opponent dozens of chances to shoot your ass.

The only thing I can give you are better trained soldiers and the numbers, but their failure to embrace everything the world has available for combat is why they stalemate the NCR to begin with.

Honestly surprised the NCR lasted this long? I'm surprised the Legion have gotten this far.
#185 - anon (09/13/2014) [-]
And to top it off, the legion proves their basic troops inferior by equipping top level soldiers with strong weapons like balistic fists, 12.7mm smg's etc.

Basically they're admitting that their "own" gear is too weak and too old for their good tropps XD
#12 - baaa.....baaa... Do you people really think this ****…  [+] (3 replies) 04/13/2013 on Welcome to funnyjunk -7
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#27 - garymuthafuknoak (04/13/2013) [-]
I concur
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#19 - Hreidmar (04/13/2013) [-]
What do YOU mean, "you people"?
#12 - That's not the stoner culture. That's #yoloswag69i'msocoolcaus…  [+] (2 replies) 04/13/2013 on That feel... +2
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#21 - anonymoose (04/13/2013) [-]
Stoner culture is just as annoying.
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#32 - rapsuskiller (04/13/2013) [-]
The popular stoner culture is almost completely made up by those who don´t smoke just to have a reason to insult stoners
#11 - How is this funny?  [+] (3 replies) 04/13/2013 on That feel... +8
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#17 - antisocialtwilight (04/13/2013) [-]
Because it's funny to think of such an innocent hobbit from the Shire as a stoner, and to think of Gandalf as a weed dealer.
#16 - anon (04/13/2013) [-]
Because some of us can relate
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#13 - misticalz (04/13/2013) [-]

#10 - The **** does any of that have to do with being an engineer? …  [+] (1 reply) 04/13/2013 on my daughter the engineer 0
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#14 - marking (04/13/2013) [-]
as an engineer this question deeply disturbs me