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#12 - No one on this site has better things to do. That's why we… 06/14/2014 on (untitled) +1
#34 - In what and from where? Getting a degree isn't actually difficult. 06/14/2014 on Military Punishments 0
#13 - 'tis glass. In case you care. 06/14/2014 on Transparent Shell 0
#11 - Explain. Artificial seems most likely but I dunno. The…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Transparent Shell -1
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#24 - dehumanizer (06/14/2014) [-]
hermit crabs use abandoned seashells for protection, in this case the crab uses a manmade object because it provides the same use
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#12 - gohex (06/14/2014) [-]
yeah I guess or something I dunno maybe.
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#13 - RealRune (06/14/2014) [-]
'tis glass.
In case you care.
#78 - As the letter says "this package" that's a fair assumption.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Can you feel it? +1
#116 - anon (06/14/2014) [-]
Here, I'll point out something for you. First line.

"I've told you if there were something beyond the grave I would contact you"

That means they talked about this before hand. He probably already knew about the package, and the letter was just reminding him why it was sent so he didn't have to spend a couple minutes thinking who the hell would send me a package of candy.
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#79 - alleksi (06/14/2014) [-]
fair point.
#55 - Comment deleted 06/13/2014 on Smartass +1
#11 - It can be straight up dirty Usually jokes that get dirtier…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Story of my life 0
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#22 - retardeddinosaur (06/13/2014) [-]
how do you even make think anyone that you're awesome?
I'm not that much of a beta guy, but I've never really cared what people around me thought about me, as long as I was not working with them or for them. At that point I kind of proved myself as the time went by, but how do you prove yourself to be a decent dude to someone in a couple of hours?
Or am I missing the concept of flirt?
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#45 - articulate (06/13/2014) [-]
Entertain them, and stare into their eyes. Love comes in at the eyes.
#14 - Comment deleted 06/13/2014 on She's really good at it 0
#11 - That Santa should back off. Kid probably ****** his … 06/13/2014 on Tell it How it is +12
#108 - They probably complain more these days. Nintendo fans woul… 06/12/2014 on Next Gen 0