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#955 - Nintendokami (10/23/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami sits on the ground, holding the unconscious body of the man in her arms.**

What happened to that scary guy?
#976 to #955 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
Is he even still alive?
Is he even still alive?
#978 to #977 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
That all depends on your definition of "fine."
That all depends on your definition of "fine."
#979 to #978 - Nintendokami (10/29/2013) [-]
Alive. He's alive.

I mean, I can feel his breath on my hand... so he should be okay, right?
#980 to #979 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
I suppose. Let's see how long he stays... "Alive"
I suppose. Let's see how long he stays... "Alive"
#982 to #980 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
That should help. You just need to find some food.
That should help. You just need to find some food.
#983 to #982 - Nintendokami (10/29/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami smiles.**

Can you hold him for me?
I'm naming him Mikey.
#984 to #983 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
**RageRambo grabs him by his leg and holds him upside down.**    
   
   
Sure. Mikey will be in mostly safe hands.
**RageRambo grabs him by his leg and holds him upside down.**


Sure. Mikey will be in mostly safe hands.
#985 to #984 - Nintendokami (10/29/2013) [-]
H-hey! Don't hurt Mikey!

He's warm..
#986 to #985 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
He'll be fine... Mostly.
He'll be fine... Mostly.
#987 to #986 - Nintendokami (10/29/2013) [-]
You're gonna make blood rush to his head and he's gonna die!
#988 to #987 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
**RageRambo drops him**    
   
   
Okay okay...
**RageRambo drops him**


Okay okay...
#981 to #980 - Nintendokami (10/29/2013) [-]
Could we feed him something..?

He might live longer.
#989 to #981 - RageRambo ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
Sure thing. What did you have in mind?
Sure thing. What did you have in mind?
#956 to #955 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
**RageRambo thinks**    
   
   
Big politician with arms like trucks? Beats me.
**RageRambo thinks**


Big politician with arms like trucks? Beats me.
#957 to #956 - Nintendokami (10/23/2013) [-]
You just lost him?!

Weren't you guys friends?
He was scary..
#958 to #957 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
He's off doing his political 						********					. If he's scary why do you care what he's doing?
He's off doing his political ******** . If he's scary why do you care what he's doing?
#959 to #958 - Nintendokami (10/23/2013) [-]
...
I wanted to make sure he wasn't around..

...
He's really scary. He makes me cry internally.
#960 to #959 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
He's not hard to miss. If he were here he'd make sure the dead knew he was here
He's not hard to miss. If he were here he'd make sure the dead knew he was here
#961 to #960 - Nintendokami (10/23/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami holds up the unconscious man.**

I accidentally bit him too many times. Can you fix him?
#962 to #961 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
**RageRambo rolls my eyes and sticks the man with his finger**    
   
Remind me to never let you watch my dog. There.
**RageRambo rolls my eyes and sticks the man with his finger**

Remind me to never let you watch my dog. There.
#963 to #962 - Nintendokami (10/23/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami wags her tail.**

You have a dog?!
#964 to #963 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
I love dogs. I do. And after what you did to that poor bastard. I don't think you're ready for pet ownership.
I love dogs. I do. And after what you did to that poor bastard. I don't think you're ready for pet ownership.
#965 to #964 - Nintendokami (10/23/2013) [-]
Come oooon... he totally consented to it at first!

Besides, look at me.. do I look like I'd hurt a dog?!
#966 to #965 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
**RageRambo points at the barely breathing man**    
   
Somehow... I'm doubting that...    
   
You couldn't take care of someone made to take care of himself.
**RageRambo points at the barely breathing man**

Somehow... I'm doubting that...

You couldn't take care of someone made to take care of himself.
#967 to #966 - Nintendokami (10/23/2013) [-]
I was thirsty!
#968 to #967 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
And how do I know at some point you won't be thirsty around my dog?
And how do I know at some point you won't be thirsty around my dog?
#969 to #968 - Nintendokami (10/23/2013) [-]
Because dogs don't have human blood!

Come on, please?!
#970 to #969 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Take care of this poor schmuck and see if you get him not dying. And I'll consider letting you look at my dog through a pair of binoculars.
Take care of this poor schmuck and see if you get him not dying. And I'll consider letting you look at my dog through a pair of binoculars.
#971 to #970 - Nintendokami (10/23/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami licks the man's face.**

Wake up!
Wake up, wake uuuuupppp~ ♥
#972 to #971 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
**RageRambo watches**    
   
   
I'm no doctor... But is licking someone the way to administer first aid?
**RageRambo watches**


I'm no doctor... But is licking someone the way to administer first aid?
#973 to #972 - Nintendokami (10/24/2013) [-]
Dog licks are very clean and therapeutic. And good for small cuts, I hear..
#974 to #973 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
Prove me wrong then.
Prove me wrong then.
#975 to #974 - Nintendokami (10/25/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami licks his cheek.**

WAKE UP!!
#821 - Nintendokami (07/25/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami calls out to you**

Raaaage! I'm home~!
#944 to #821 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
Have fun!
Have fun!
#945 to #944 - Nintendokami (09/20/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami whines, laying on the dirt.**

I didn't know Evolved could get the flu...
#946 to #945 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
It happens to the best of us. You'll be fine in a few days.
It happens to the best of us. You'll be fine in a few days.
#947 to #946 - Nintendokami (09/20/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami whines**

I'm dying...
#948 to #947 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
It's alright. I've had it too. Just sleep and pain meds.
It's alright. I've had it too. Just sleep and pain meds.
#949 to #948 - Nintendokami (09/20/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami reaches out for you.**

Can I borrow your jacket... I-I'm cold..
#950 to #949 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
**RageRambo rolls his eyes and takes off his jacket**    
   
Here.
**RageRambo rolls his eyes and takes off his jacket**

Here.
#951 to #950 - Nintendokami (09/20/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami smiles, curling up in it and pulling the hood over her head.**
#952 to #951 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
**RageRambo runs and jumps onto a building**
**RageRambo runs and jumps onto a building**
#953 to #952 - Nintendokami (09/21/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami reaches out**

Nooo... don't.. don't leave...
#954 to #953 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/26/2013) [-]
**RageRambo turns around**    
   
Yes?
**RageRambo turns around**

Yes?
#924 to #821 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
So. What're we going to do with our new little friend?
So. What're we going to do with our new little friend?
#925 to #924 - Nintendokami (09/07/2013) [-]
Uhhh...

Let's take him hunting!
We can see what he knows.
#926 to #925 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
Well, what're we waiting for? Let's go!
Well, what're we waiting for? Let's go!
#927 to #926 - Nintendokami (09/11/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami gets up, picking the man up with her tentacles.**

Come on, puppy... Let's find some humans..
#928 to #927 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smiles and follows along**
**RageRambo smiles and follows along**
#929 to #928 - Nintendokami (09/11/2013) [-]
Sorry I took so long, Rage... I went for a snack and got lost again..
#930 to #929 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
#931 to #930 - Nintendokami (09/11/2013) [-]
You're not mad?

I figured you'd like.. Whipfist me in the head for something like that.
#932 to #931 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
You know what they say. Patience is a virtue.
You know what they say. Patience is a virtue.
#933 to #932 - Nintendokami (09/11/2013) [-]
Since when is Alex Mercer patient...
#934 to #933 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
Since I literally have the rest of time to do what I want.
Since I literally have the rest of time to do what I want.
#935 to #934 - Nintendokami (09/15/2013) [-]
I never thought about it that way.
#936 to #935 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
Well now your eyes are opened. There aren't alot of things I hate. The biggest one is cats. I. 						*******					. Hate. Cats.
Well now your eyes are opened. There aren't alot of things I hate. The biggest one is cats. I. ******* . Hate. Cats.
#937 to #936 - Nintendokami (09/15/2013) [-]
...
Oh god, I hate cats, too...
#938 to #937 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
**RageRambo punts a cat down the street**   
   
Well. That's another thing we have on common.
**RageRambo punts a cat down the street**

Well. That's another thing we have on common.
#939 to #938 - Nintendokami (09/15/2013) [-]
Where did you find a cat?!
#940 to #939 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
The 						*******					 are everywhere. Cats are hunters naturally. So they go out to find things to eat since most of the humans went the way of the dodo. I find them and punt them. simple as that.
The ******* are everywhere. Cats are hunters naturally. So they go out to find things to eat since most of the humans went the way of the dodo. I find them and punt them. simple as that.
#941 to #940 - Nintendokami (09/15/2013) [-]
I haven't seen them!

Why didn't you tell me when I was starving?!
#942 to #941 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
Look in the alleyways! Sometimes you can find entire families to punt.
Look in the alleyways! Sometimes you can find entire families to punt.
#943 to #942 - Nintendokami (09/15/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami growls, running into an alley.**
#904 to #821 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks and jumps down shifting to my claws**    
   
Nice find. How much should I infect him? Brawler? Juggernaut? Evolved?
**RageRambo smirks and jumps down shifting to my claws**

Nice find. How much should I infect him? Brawler? Juggernaut? Evolved?
#905 to #904 - Nintendokami (09/05/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami thinks.**

I want someone we could play with and Infected are so stupid... cute, though!
But an Evolved might try to run away..
#906 to #905 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
**RageRambo thinks.**    
   
Good point. Juggernaut... Goliath... Brawler...
**RageRambo thinks.**

Good point. Juggernaut... Goliath... Brawler...
#907 to #906 - Nintendokami (09/05/2013) [-]
There's too many!

And Hydra is obviously not smart..
#908 to #907 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
To be honest. None of the infect are really that smart.
To be honest. None of the infect are really that smart.
#909 to #908 - Nintendokami (09/05/2013) [-]
Evolved it is, then!
#910 to #909 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks and thrusts his claws into the screaming man transforming him into an Evolved**
**RageRambo smirks and thrusts his claws into the screaming man transforming him into an Evolved**

#911 to #910 - Nintendokami (09/05/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami sits down in front of the man, staring up at him.**

...are you alive?
#912 to #911 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
**RageRambo kicks him and he fidgets**    
   
He's fine.
**RageRambo kicks him and he fidgets**

He's fine.
#913 to #912 - Nintendokami (09/06/2013) [-]
Should we... like.. get him some food or something?
#914 to #913 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
He's your pet. That means you have to take care of him.
He's your pet. That means you have to take care of him.
#915 to #914 - Nintendokami (09/06/2013) [-]
What?!

Uhh.. um.. okay. What do Evolved eat... uhh... bananas?!
#916 to #915 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
**RageRambo shoots his whipfist into the air and snatches a pigeon. He shoots tendrils into the man  and forces the pigeons biomass into him**   
   
Evolved consume organic matter to survive. With you being the exception of course.
**RageRambo shoots his whipfist into the air and snatches a pigeon. He shoots tendrils into the man and forces the pigeons biomass into him**

Evolved consume organic matter to survive. With you being the exception of course.
#917 to #916 - Nintendokami (09/06/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami stares jealously.**

I-I could consume if I wanted to!
I..just don't know how...
#918 to #917 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
It should be a natural reaction whenever you tear someone or something living open.
It should be a natural reaction whenever you tear someone or something living open.
#919 to #918 - Nintendokami (09/06/2013) [-]
But, it's not.. it just never happened..

...
I wish it would, though..
#920 to #919 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
Well. What do you want me to do?
Well. What do you want me to do?
#921 to #920 - Nintendokami (09/06/2013) [-]
Have some sympathy for your poor disabled Evolved!
#922 to #921 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks teasingly**    
   
When was the last time I had sympathy?
**RageRambo smirks teasingly**

When was the last time I had sympathy?
#923 to #922 - Nintendokami (09/07/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami thinks.**

....
...truuue...
#884 to #821 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo follows closely watching her make her way through the concrete jungle**     
   
   
Different. Not what I expected. But I'm interested.
**RageRambo follows closely watching her make her way through the concrete jungle**


Different. Not what I expected. But I'm interested.
#885 to #884 - Nintendokami (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami sees some big buildings and climbs down.**

...
Hmm..
#886 to #885 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**RageRambo silently follows and jumps down watching**
**RageRambo silently follows and jumps down watching**
#887 to #886 - Nintendokami (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami walks into a big parking lot, looking around.**
#888 to #887 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
Well there you go. These places used to be built so quick you might've thoughted they airlifted them in.
Well there you go. These places used to be built so quick you might've thoughted they airlifted them in.
#889 to #888 - Nintendokami (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami laughs.**

Maybe they did?
#890 to #889 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
It wouldn't surprise me in the least. Don't care for humans that much. But they sure know how to get something done quickly. Sometimes anyways.
It wouldn't surprise me in the least. Don't care for humans that much. But they sure know how to get something done quickly. Sometimes anyways.
#891 to #890 - Nintendokami (09/04/2013) [-]
Maybe we should have kept some, then...
#892 to #891 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
Nah. They'd be either spending their time trying to kill us. Or dying. And since you know who won't let us infect them...
#893 to #892 - Nintendokami (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami pouts.**

I say we do it, anyway... it would be fun to watch!
#894 to #893 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
Well. First thing is first. We actually need to find humans that aren't dead.
Well. First thing is first. We actually need to find humans that aren't dead.
#895 to #894 - Nintendokami (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami bites her lip.**

That... shouldn't be too hard... r-right?
#896 to #895 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
We committed genocide on a race of people we were trying to help! Help being used loosely and in the biggest quotation marks Microsoft Word will allow. And since your friend has the sixth sense to show up out of the blue every 						*******					 time we try. How hard do you THINK it's going to be?
We committed genocide on a race of people we were trying to help! Help being used loosely and in the biggest quotation marks Microsoft Word will allow. And since your friend has the sixth sense to show up out of the blue every ******* time we try. How hard do you THINK it's going to be?
#897 to #896 - Nintendokami (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami stares at the ground quietly.**

Aww, come on! You're Alex Mercer and I'm Maliko Wolfen!
We shouldn't have a problem infecting ONE human!
#898 to #897 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
If you want to infect a human. You can find one. I've exhausted all my knowledge for human hiding locations.
If you want to infect a human. You can find one. I've exhausted all my knowledge for human hiding locations.
#899 to #898 - Nintendokami (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami pouts, turning around.**

Fine!
#900 to #899 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
I'll be waiting.
I'll be waiting.
#901 to #900 - Nintendokami (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami runs off by herself.**
#902 to #901 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**RageRambo sits on the ledge of the building**
**RageRambo sits on the ledge of the building**
#903 to #902 - Nintendokami (09/05/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami finally comes back, dragging a man in her tentacles. His arms are tied behind his back and he is kicking and screaming.**

I found this one living on hamster meals in the petshop with his girlfriend.
I ate her, though.. it's not like he needs her where he's going..

Told you I could!
#864 to #821 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Well. Maybe if you go to the produce section in Walmart maybe you can find a fruit that's not rotten.
Well. Maybe if you go to the produce section in Walmart maybe you can find a fruit that's not rotten.
#865 to #864 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
Can we go?!

I really want an apple.
#866 to #865 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
I'm not stopping you. Let's go.
I'm not stopping you. Let's go.
#867 to #866 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
I don't know where it is!

Do you..?
#868 to #867 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Do you know the last time I've been to a Walmart? Good, because I don't either.
Do you know the last time I've been to a Walmart? Good, because I don't either.
#869 to #868 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
I lived in an alley in a box!

I couldn't even afford thing in it!
#870 to #869 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
You have super powers and you live in a box. Chances are you could've just taken something and who would stop you?
You have super powers and you live in a box. Chances are you could've just taken something and who would stop you?
#871 to #870 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
I didn't exactly have SUPER powers before this!

I mean, I'm awesome but still. I never tried.
I didn't like being around peooople, y'know?
#872 to #871 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
That's something we have in common. 						****					. People. why on Earth would I go to a Walmart FILLED with people?
That's something we have in common. **** . People. why on Earth would I go to a Walmart FILLED with people?
#873 to #872 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
Maybe you were... hungry?

...or wanted a toy?
I dunno, man!
#874 to #873 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Not lately. Relax. Jesus you get riled up easily.
Not lately. Relax. Jesus you get riled up easily.
#875 to #874 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
I panic when I don't know what I'm talking about!
#876 to #875 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
You're talking about getting something to eat.
You're talking about getting something to eat.
#877 to #876 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
Yes. You...

You are right. Let's go.
#878 to #877 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Lead the way.
Lead the way.
#879 to #878 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami walks out, looking around.**

Okay, um... I can do this. Maliko O. Wolfen leading Alex Mercer, oh god what am I doing... uhhhh....

Let's do this.
#880 to #879 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo puts his hand behind his back and follows**    
   
Go on. I don't bite.
**RageRambo puts his hand behind his back and follows**

Go on. I don't bite.
#881 to #880 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami gulps, taking a few steps back up the hill.**

A building.. we could climb one and get a better view. I know where a pet store is where I tried to keep a couple of.. people in tanks... it worked out okay at first, but it's been weeks, they're totally dead.
#882 to #881 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo follows**    
   
Pretend I'm not even here.
**RageRambo follows**

Pretend I'm not even here.
#883 to #882 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami runs until she gets back to some decent sized buildings. She climbs up, sniffing around too see if she can find any humans. When she can't, she keeps jumping across the rooftops happily, using her tentacles to swing on overhead poles.**
#844 to #821 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
How am I cheating because you don't have a good grip?
How am I cheating because you don't have a good grip?
#845 to #844 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
I didn't expect you to crash!
What happened to having decent balance?!
#846 to #845 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
What happened to your super strength?
What happened to your super strength?
#847 to #846 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
My arms are strong, not my tentacles!

I'm still practicing!
#848 to #847 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo lands next to a horribly run down train station**   
   
You're getting better. Come on. It's down here.
**RageRambo lands next to a horribly run down train station**

You're getting better. Come on. It's down here.
#849 to #848 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami follows you down.**

Where the heck are we...?
#850 to #849 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo pushes through the rubble and points at his corpse**   
   
Source of the first outbreak. Where I died. I'm over there.
**RageRambo pushes through the rubble and points at his corpse**

Source of the first outbreak. Where I died. I'm over there.
#851 to #850 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami walks over slowly, carefully stepping over the rubble. She stares down at it quietly.**

Whoa..
#852 to #851 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo nods**    
   
Things were crazy when it first started. But now things are so much better. So yes. I am both alive and dead at the same time. 						****					 everyone's logic!
**RageRambo nods**

Things were crazy when it first started. But now things are so much better. So yes. I am both alive and dead at the same time. **** everyone's logic!
#853 to #852 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami laughs, jumping back over to you.**

That is so cool!
#854 to #853 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo nods**    
   
Well. Where were you infected?
**RageRambo nods**

Well. Where were you infected?
#855 to #854 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami stares down.**

I don't remember.. I think it was near an alley where I used to sleep in the city. That's the last place I remember before I woke up..

Everything is fuzzy from before then..
#856 to #855 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Ah well. 						****					 happens. What can you do?
Ah well. **** happens. What can you do?
#857 to #856 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
It's okay, though!
My life was so lame before this... and now I'm..
#858 to #857 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
No doubt there. Life is so much better when you're the only ones left alive.
No doubt there. Life is so much better when you're the only ones left alive.
#859 to #858 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
I can't say I regret this at all.

Thanks again!
#860 to #859 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
No problem.
No problem.
#861 to #860 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami holds her stomach.**

I'm hungry..
#862 to #861 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Well. Most of the humans are dead or hiding or both. What do you wanna do for food?
Well. Most of the humans are dead or hiding or both. What do you wanna do for food?
#863 to #862 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
Do you know where I can get some fruit?

I like fruit, too.
#822 to #821 - RageRambo ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Well Well Well. Where have you been all this time?
Well Well Well. Where have you been all this time?
#824 to #822 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
You know... I never got this and I was just, like... waiting for you to respond ALL this time?!

....
I-I'm sorry, Rage!
#825 to #824 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Ah don't worry about it. Technology right?
Ah don't worry about it. Technology right?
#826 to #825 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami tackles you to the ground with a hug**

Raaage! I missed you so muuuch!!
#827 to #826 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smiles and pats your head**    
   
And there's my favorite little psycho.
**RageRambo smiles and pats your head**

And there's my favorite little psycho.
#828 to #827 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
I was pretty sure you were dead and I was coming to bite your corpse in the face until you hugged me and here you are! ♥
#829 to #828 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
I thought the same thing about you. Glad you're not dead.
I thought the same thing about you. Glad you're not dead.
#830 to #829 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
Me, dead?

What kind of Evolved would I be, then?!
#831 to #830 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Not a very Good one. But since you're alive. Great.
Not a very Good one. But since you're alive. Great.
#832 to #831 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
You wouldn't be a very good.. uhh.. virus if you died, but you never know.
#833 to #832 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
I'm already dead! And alive... Let's not argue specifics.
I'm already dead! And alive... Let's not argue specifics.
#834 to #833 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
So you're saying you can't die? But if you're also alive...

Man, that's crazy talk..
#835 to #834 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
I can take you to see my corpse if you want.
I can take you to see my corpse if you want.
#836 to #835 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami jumps up**

Heck yes!
#837 to #836 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo jumps off of the building**    
   
Try and keep up!
**RageRambo jumps off of the building**

Try and keep up!
#838 to #837 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami wraps her tentacles around your throat and pulls herself to sit on your shoulders.**

You're not getting rid of me THAT easy this time!
#839 to #838 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks and starts running and start "Accidentally" smashing into stuff**    
   
Then watch your head!
**RageRambo smirks and starts running and start "Accidentally" smashing into stuff**

Then watch your head!
#840 to #839 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami lets go, falling on her back.**

H-HEY!!
#841 to #840 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo bursts out laughing**    
   
Hey is for horses but grass is cheaper!
**RageRambo bursts out laughing**

Hey is for horses but grass is cheaper!
#842 to #841 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami gets up, running after you.**

You cheater!
#820 - drewbridge (07/15/2013) [-]
Wear a seatbelt.
Wear a seatbelt.
#800 - Nintendokami (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami follows after you**

I'm back..
#801 to #800 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo stops and turns around**


And?
#802 to #801 - Nintendokami (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami kicks her feet**

Weeeeelllll... he's not exactly, uhh.. adamant about what you're doing. But he didn't exactly say NOT to... so that's good too, right?
#803 to #802 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo cracks a smile**   
   
Well. Since he didn't say no... and I would do it regardless. Let's go.
**RageRambo cracks a smile**

Well. Since he didn't say no... and I would do it regardless. Let's go.
#804 to #803 - Nintendokami (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami grins**

What should we do first?
#805 to #804 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo points at a large mountain**    
   
   
Our mutual friend Wookie has given me a few barrels of some whitelight that he got from God knows where. He wants us to infect that bunker with it so we can get this project started.
**RageRambo points at a large mountain**


Our mutual friend Wookie has given me a few barrels of some whitelight that he got from God knows where. He wants us to infect that bunker with it so we can get this project started.
#806 to #805 - Nintendokami (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami stretches her back**

Sure, that's easy.
#807 to #806 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo grabs two barrels**    
   
One for me and one for you. The ventilation system is under a few feet of rock which we can remove. IT's easy now until you know who shows up to ruin our fun.
**RageRambo grabs two barrels**

One for me and one for you. The ventilation system is under a few feet of rock which we can remove. IT's easy now until you know who shows up to ruin our fun.
#808 to #807 - Nintendokami (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami grabs her barrel**

I bet I can beat you there!
#809 to #808 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks and grabs his barrel**    
   
   
You're going to have to be really quick!
**RageRambo smirks and grabs his barrel**


You're going to have to be really quick!
#810 to #809 - Nintendokami (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami takes off running**
#811 to #810 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo takes off sprinting and leaping towards thee mountain**     
   
Come on! You're gonna have to be faster than that!
**RageRambo takes off sprinting and leaping towards thee mountain**

Come on! You're gonna have to be faster than that!
#812 to #811 - Nintendokami (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami wraps her tentacles around your throat**

Now you can't run without me!
#813 to #812 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks and grabs the tendrils**    
   
You do know this is a double edged sword right?
**RageRambo smirks and grabs the tendrils**

You do know this is a double edged sword right?
#814 to #813 - Nintendokami (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami grins**

Nope!
#815 to #814 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo stops abruptly tripping you with your own tendrils and offering you a hand**    
   
   
You're going to want to make sure that you think your plans through before you do them.
**RageRambo stops abruptly tripping you with your own tendrils and offering you a hand**


You're going to want to make sure that you think your plans through before you do them.


#816 to #815 - Nintendokami (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami rubs her head, holding the barrel tight before taking your hand**
#817 to #816 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo helps you up**    
   
It's all about planning. Make sure when you attack someone. That they can't use it against you. Just watch a few kung-fu movies! you'll get the hang of it.
**RageRambo helps you up**

It's all about planning. Make sure when you attack someone. That they can't use it against you. Just watch a few kung-fu movies! you'll get the hang of it.
#818 to #817 - Nintendokami (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami laughs**

I've never actually watched one of those..
#819 to #818 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
You really should. Martial arts aren't my thing. But it's cool to get some ideas out of.
You really should. Martial arts aren't my thing. But it's cool to get some ideas out of.
#708 - Nintendokami (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami carries a half full barrel on her back**

...
This is all I could find..
#785 to #708 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
I suppose that is true. But he is the one who has no faith. I have been doing everything I can to spread it and he comes in every time in an attempt to thwart it.
I suppose that is true. But he is the one who has no faith. I have been doing everything I can to spread it and he comes in every time in an attempt to thwart it.
#786 to #785 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami stares at the floor**

He doesn't want the world overrun with Evolved again, that's all.. so of course he'd try to stop it.
#787 to #786 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
And why not? They're going to be completely under our control. Wookie knows how to make people listen. That's his job. Besides. There are not very many humans left. What does he want to do with them? Let them starve themselves to death? THen where will we be?
And why not? They're going to be completely under our control. Wookie knows how to make people listen. That's his job. Besides. There are not very many humans left. What does he want to do with them? Let them starve themselves to death? THen where will we be?
#788 to #787 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
You can't ask me that.. I just do what I'm supposed to. You'd have to ask him.
#789 to #788 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo jumps away**

Well. Wookie and I are going to restart humanity. Whether or not you and wolv want to be involved is your issue. But try to stop us. And I know you won't like it.
#790 to #789 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami whines**

Don't just leave me here, I was helping!
#791 to #790 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
If you want to make yourself useful. Go talk some sense into Wolv!
If you want to make yourself useful. Go talk some sense into Wolv!
#792 to #791 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
He's not here!
He left like 20 minutes ago.

I don't want to just sit here and wait alone.
#793 to #792 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
Well. That's a problem isn't it? Better get started.
Well. That's a problem isn't it? Better get started.
#794 to #793 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
Get started doing what?!
#795 to #794 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
Finding Wolv .
Finding Wolv .
#796 to #795 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
He's not coming back for a couple of hours!

I just have to wait here..
#797 to #796 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
That's a You problem. I have to go and get things ready before that pest gets back.
That's a You problem. I have to go and get things ready before that pest gets back.
#798 to #797 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami whimpers**

Okay..
#799 to #798 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo jumps away**

Good girl.
#765 to #708 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo jumps down after the fight**    
   
   
Well that went... Well.
**RageRambo jumps down after the fight**


Well that went... Well.
#766 to #765 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami turns to you, sitting on the barrel**

That's what you call well?
#767 to #766 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo shrugs**    
   
What do you want me to say. Our friends hate each other. It came to blows and the next time they meet I don't think either of them are going to be as nice.
**RageRambo shrugs**

What do you want me to say. Our friends hate each other. It came to blows and the next time they meet I don't think either of them are going to be as nice.
#768 to #767 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami smiles**

At least we're still some sort of civilized, right?
If that's what you can call us..
#769 to #768 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo nods**    
   
More or less. Better than humans. But in some ways. Worse. More on the less philosophical side, That was fun to watch.
**RageRambo nods**

More or less. Better than humans. But in some ways. Worse. More on the less philosophical side, That was fun to watch.
#770 to #769 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami wags her tail**

It was pretty cool.. exciting, too!
#771 to #770 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo places a leg on the floor**    
   
One leg on the big ugly one.
**RageRambo places a leg on the floor**

One leg on the big ugly one.
#772 to #771 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami shakes her head and puts her leg down**

No way, Wolvie can beat him for sure!
#773 to #772 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo grins**    
   
   
Let's compare the two. Wookie's strength appears to be greater. He did manage to rip off one of his arms.
**RageRambo grins**


Let's compare the two. Wookie's strength appears to be greater. He did manage to rip off one of his arms.
#774 to #773 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami huffs loudly**

But he grew it back right after! The virus is stronger than he is, it just takes a little while!
#775 to #774 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks**   
    
   
Only because Wolv couldn't inflict any real damage to him.
**RageRambo smirks**


Only because Wolv couldn't inflict any real damage to him.
#776 to #775 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
Well, Wookie didn't do any real damage, either!
#777 to #776 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
Losing some armor and an arm I'm pretty certain counts as damage. Temporary damage. But damage nonetheless.
Losing some armor and an arm I'm pretty certain counts as damage. Temporary damage. But damage nonetheless.
#778 to #777 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
If you grow it back, then it's fine!
#779 to #778 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
Well. It still goes to show that someone can actually hurt the other. I don't think Wolv has anything that can hurt Wookie.
Well. It still goes to show that someone can actually hurt the other. I don't think Wolv has anything that can hurt Wookie.
#780 to #779 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
You know, you're supposed to stand up for the person that's the same as you!
#781 to #780 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
Says who exactly? I stick up for the people who think the same way as me.
Says who exactly? I stick up for the people who think the same way as me.
#782 to #781 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
I mean, what happened to your faith in the virus?!
#783 to #782 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
I am the one who has faith in the virus. Wolv lost it and refuses to test his faith. Wookie has faith in it. As do I. you and he are the ones lacking.
I am the one who has faith in the virus. Wolv lost it and refuses to test his faith. Wookie has faith in it. As do I. you and he are the ones lacking.
#784 to #783 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
W-what? Why am I included in that list, I've been trying to help!
#709 to #708 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie takes a breathe on his cigar**

Well. I'll see what I can do. This is probably the last batch in the world.
#710 to #709 - Nintendokami (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami puts it down in front of you**

That, or the military people moved it somewhere out of reach. Like to another island or something.
#711 to #710 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie peels off the top and his right arms turns black as his sticks it in the barrel**

Don't worry about it. This is perfect. I can make more of this easily. Now for the fun part. Bring as many people into the city as you can find. And please, I need them alive.
#712 to #711 - Nintendokami (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami bites her lip**

Alive isn't exactly... y'know... my specialty.
#713 to #712 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie takes another breath on his cigar**

It's easy. Fire a gun into the air a few times and start giving some orders. IF you have to kill one or two. So be it. Bring them here. And we'll finish the first part of our little job.
#714 to #713 - Nintendokami (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami walks to the edge, shrugging her shoulders**

A gun.. what...
I don't even know how to use a gun! If you recall, I use a bat for a reason.

But fine, I'm sure rounding up humans can't be too hard.
#715 to #714 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie blows some smoke into the air**


IT's not hard to figure out how to use a gun. Pull the trigger. Bullet come out. You've killed plenty of soldiers. Go bring me one of their rifles and I'll show you.
#716 to #715 - Nintendokami (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami nods**

But first, the mission. This is important, right?

I probably shouldn't wait. They might try to leave again.
#717 to #716 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
I don't care how you get them here. Just get them here.
#718 to #717 - Nintendokami (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami jumps off the edge**
#719 to #718 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
I'll be waiting.
#720 to #719 - Nintendokami (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami comes back pushing a big cage on top of a cart with a large group of people trapped inside**

Bird cages and wagon wheels.
Man, I'm a genius~ ♥
#721 to #720 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie jumps off of the ledge and can't help but smirk**

Crude. Yet effective. Told you it wouldn't be that hard.
#722 to #721 - Nintendokami (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami stands in front of the cage, counting**

14 people. Is that enough for... uh.. whatever you want them for?
#723 to #722 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie nods and his right hand glows red**


Perfect. For now. we'll get the rest of them later. For now. We're playing God and are going to restart humanity.
#725 to #723 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester jumps down off a roof, grinning as he lands in front of you.**

You appear to have some of my Whitelight...
I'd like that back if you wouldn't mind.
#759 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie shrugs.**

Take it. I already have the formula. And with these nano machines. I can just make more. And quite easily. Just as well. I don't think there's anything you can do to stop me. Now stop being a little pest and get lost.
#760 to #759 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester shakes his head and walks off down the street.**

I assure you, I'll be back.
This world isn't ready for the virus.
And I won't let it be taken by it.
#761 to #760 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie shrugs and starts walking away as well**


Suit yourself. But next time we meet. I'm not going to be as merciful.
#754 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie tilts his head back from the blow**


Not bad. I nearly felt THAT one. You're More than welcome in my new world.
#755 to #754 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester stops and brushes himself off.**   
   
Your new world will be a living hell if you use Whitelight.   
Evolved aren't the best thing to populate the Earth with.   
Normal infected, while much more stupid, are much easier to control.
**wolvester stops and brushes himself off.**

Your new world will be a living hell if you use Whitelight.
Evolved aren't the best thing to populate the Earth with.
Normal infected, while much more stupid, are much easier to control.
#757 to #755 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie laughs**
That's where you're wrong son. You see. I used the nano machines in my blood stream to remove some of the nasty side effect of it. They'll be like kids..
#758 to #757 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester holds out his arm, launching it at the barrel and absorbing the remaining Whitelight.**

Children or not. I cannot let more Evolved come into existence.
And that should be the last of the Whitelight.
I'm honestly surprised she found any.
#756 to #755 - rambowookie has deleted their comment [-]
#750 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie grabs your head and slams it into mine and throws you off.**

Not half bad son. What else you got up your sleeve?
#751 to #750 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester falls back, stand up and brushing himself off as he forms Whipfist. He pulls his arm back and launches the whip at your face.**

Plenty of things.
#752 to #751 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie catches the whipfist and yanks you towards me**

The thing when you shot 50 at me didn't work. What makes you think that a single one would do you any better?
#753 to #752 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester stomps his feet into the ground, pulling it back and you with it, switching his new left arm to Hammerfist and hitting you in the face.**

It's better for this.
#746 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie places your claw under his arm and rips off your left arm.**

You want to play rough? THat's fine with me.
#747 to #746 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester pries your hand off his head with his right arm, dropping to the ground and holding his torn shoulder as his arm slowly reforms.**

Oh... this brings back memories...
Too bad I've grown stronger since the last time.
#748 to #747 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie knocks you on the ground. Stomping on your chest several time before jumping and slamming both feet on your chest stopping to catch his breath with a foot still on you. He pulls out a cigar and takes a long breathe on it.**


Oh this is going to be alot of fun...


#749 to #748 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester grabs your foot and shoves it off him as he stands back up. He grabs you by the throat and slams you down.**

Yeah, yeah it is.
#742 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie smirks and grabs your upper arm and start slamming his other arm into your stomach.**

Of course. This is my specialty!
#743 to #742 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester laughs swinging his foot out into your shin.**

Come on, man!
At least hit me harder!

#744 to #743 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie trips and stumbles back before stomping on the ground. He grabs your head with both hands and lifts you off the ground ripping a large chuck of your armor off.**

No more kiddy gloves.

#745 to #744 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester grins, grabbing your arms as he forms Claws.**

Now this is more like it!
#738 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie grabs the tendrils that shoot at him and use them to start pulling you closer.**


Son. I've dealt with everything you can throw at me. Your little tentacle ******** ain't gonna do me any harm. Let me know when you're done.
#739 to #738 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester stands still, letting you pull him close.**

Fine. You can take a few hits.
But can you return them?
#740 to #739 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie nods as his right knuckle glows yellow and throws it at your head.**


Of course!

#741 to #740 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester forms armor and grabs your fist just before you hit him.**

I hope there's more to this than a light light.
#734 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie stands still and catches the blade in his hand now coated in the black substance. He snaps off the front half of it**

Nice knife! Think I'll keep it.

#735 to #734 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester leaps back, reforming the front of his blade and preparing to lunge again.**

Good trick. Never had that happen before.
Oh well, plenty more where that came from.
#736 to #735 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie stands still and lets the blade strike his forehead. He slides his head along the blade and headbutts you.**


Come on. What else ya got?
#737 to #736 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester stands back, holding his stomach. He stomps the ground and opens his arms, letting a wave of tendrils shoot out of him.**

Try this on for size.
#730 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie walks over to you and points at his cheek**

Of course I do. Once I've pounded you into the ground. You may beg for me not to kill you. This isn't the first time I've fought your kind. You can't hurt me. Hit me. Right here. as hard as you can.
#731 to #730 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester smirks, swinging the cage around to connect with the side of your face.**

With pleasure.
#732 to #731 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie stands perfect still as the cage shatters after connecting to my his head which leaves a black substance which recedes. He flicks his cigar at you.**

Is that it? If it is. I'm not impressed.

#733 to #732 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester pulls the fleeing humans back and throws them into a nearby building. He forms Blade and lunges forward, slicing at your neck**

Hah... wouldn't want to lose a possible lunch...
Now die, dammit!
#726 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie gives him a half smile**

And If I refuse?
#727 to #726 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester hits his fists together as he forms Hammerfist**

Then I'll have to take it back by force.
#728 to #727 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie smirks and a black substance coats his body**

I was hoping you'd say that. Let's see how long you last.
#729 to #728 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester gets behind the cage of people, lifting it up over his head.**

You really want to do this?
You could just hand over the Whitelight and spare yourself the shame.

#724 to #723 - Nintendokami (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami hits the cage**

You hear that, idiots? Be good. I don't want to murder you all!
#762 to #724 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
Now that he's out of the way. Let's get going.
#763 to #762 - Nintendokami (06/01/2013) [-]
I'm ready whenever you are!
#764 to #763 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie starts walking down the road.**


Being a politician. I have access to all kinds of things you're not supposed to know. Like... A bunker not too far from here filled with hundreds of people...
#657 - Nintendokami (05/22/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami opens her arms**

Hey, look who it is. The best, most amazing Evolved back from the dark cold depths of rotting human death!
#698 to #657 - rambowookie (05/26/2013) [-]
**rambowookie throws my arms around you**

You're not so bad yourself sweet cheeks. You're going places. I can see it now! We'll start over! Create a new race on this planet!
#699 to #698 - Nintendokami (05/26/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami wags her tail happily**

That sounds so cool!
#700 to #699 - rambowookie (05/26/2013) [-]
See? I'm not that bad. We've got a lot of work to do. Let me know if you got any questions. First thing's first. We're going to need a bunch of that whitelight stuff.
#701 to #700 - Nintendokami (05/26/2013) [-]
Whitelight...?

I haven't seen a barrel in weeks.. I'd have to do some real searching..
#702 to #701 - rambowookie (05/26/2013) [-]
Bring what you can find and we'll see about synthesizing it. Rage had the right idea. A bunch of people like you running around obeying our every word. And at some point expanding our empire to the stars.
#703 to #702 - Nintendokami (05/26/2013) [-]
They're not very smart... and they don't even have cool tails like I do!

So don't get your hopes up.. but okay, I'll find some.
#704 to #703 - rambowookie (05/26/2013) [-]
That's what makes you unique! Take as much time as you need. I'm not going anywhere.
#705 to #704 - Nintendokami (05/26/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami looks over the edge of the building**

Alright.. I'll be right back.
#706 to #705 - rambowookie (05/26/2013) [-]
See you then sweet cheeks.
#707 to #706 - Nintendokami (05/26/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami jumps over the edge and takes off down the empty streets**
#678 to #657 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
Since the person I'm teaming up with is stronger than me.
Since the person I'm teaming up with is stronger than me.
#679 to #678 - Nintendokami (05/25/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami huffs**

No one's stronger than Alex Mercer..
#680 to #679 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
Well... It's not that's he's stronger than me. I just can't find a way to actually hurt him.
Well... It's not that's he's stronger than me. I just can't find a way to actually hurt him.
#681 to #680 - Nintendokami (05/25/2013) [-]
I guess if you're going with him, I don't have much of a choice.

I'm sure not going back to being by myself..
#682 to #681 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
There's always a choice. It just has to be the one you're most willing to take.
There's always a choice. It just has to be the one you're most willing to take.
#683 to #682 - Nintendokami (05/25/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami looks up at you**

I take that one. I'll go..
#684 to #683 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
**RageRambo nods**    
   
Be ready for anything. He may be stronger and bigger than your average politician. But he's still a politician.
**RageRambo nods**

Be ready for anything. He may be stronger and bigger than your average politician. But he's still a politician.
#685 to #684 - Nintendokami (05/25/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami grins and bites her lip**

What can go wrong, right?
#686 to #685 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
**RageRambo can't help but smile**    
   
Nothing. And everything.
**RageRambo can't help but smile**

Nothing. And everything.
#687 to #686 - Nintendokami (05/25/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami wags her tail**

Sounds fun!
This might actually be a good idea.
#688 to #687 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
That depends on your definition of good.
That depends on your definition of good.
#689 to #688 - Nintendokami (05/25/2013) [-]
Fun. Really fun!

Will we get to kill things?!
#690 to #689 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
I have absolutely no idea.
I have absolutely no idea.
#691 to #690 - Nintendokami (05/25/2013) [-]
...Where is he?
#693 to #692 - Nintendokami (05/25/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami gulps, waving**

U-um.. hello.
#694 to #693 - rambowookie (05/25/2013) [-]
**rambowookie flicks his cigar at your feet**

Well. Don't stand there looking innocent. What?
#695 to #694 - Nintendokami (05/26/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami takes a step back**

Nothing! I was just asking where you were! You don't gotta get hostile!
#696 to #695 - rambowookie (05/26/2013) [-]
**rambowookie smirks**

What're you talking about? I'm in a GREAT mood! Thanks to you and little little friends genocide of most of the human race. It's left to nature to weed out who weak and leave the strong to survive. You. Me. Rage. We're the strong ones.
#697 to #696 - Nintendokami (05/26/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami smiles**

Well, when you put it that way... I guess you're not so terrible.
#658 to #657 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smiles**    
   
   
Well. How was your little vacation?
**RageRambo smiles**


Well. How was your little vacation?
#659 to #658 - Nintendokami (05/22/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami sighs**

It was...interesting. I got a lot of scars from fire.
#660 to #659 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Well. I'm sure you'll live. Regeneration makes life so much easier. If not a little droll.
Well. I'm sure you'll live. Regeneration makes life so much easier. If not a little droll.
#661 to #660 - Nintendokami (05/22/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami points to the one on her throat**

Well yeah... But look how cool it makes me look!
#662 to #661 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
I suppose that's true. Have you seen wolv any time lately?
I suppose that's true. Have you seen wolv any time lately?
#663 to #662 - Nintendokami (05/22/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami nods**

I see him every day. But he doesn't like talking..
#664 to #663 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Well. That's his loss.
Well. That's his loss.
#665 to #664 - Nintendokami (05/22/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami nods**

What were you doing all this time?
Did you ever figure out what that guy wanted...?
#666 to #665 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
**RageRambo sighs**    
   
Talking. As for what he wants. Well. You're smart. What does a politician want?
**RageRambo sighs**

Talking. As for what he wants. Well. You're smart. What does a politician want?
#667 to #666 - Nintendokami (05/22/2013) [-]
Money and mass amounts of power over people?
#668 to #667 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Bingo chica As far as that goes... Well that's pretty much it. He wants to rule. And he has the power to do it.
Bingo chica As far as that goes... Well that's pretty much it. He wants to rule. And he has the power to do it.
#669 to #668 - Nintendokami (05/22/2013) [-]
Rule over... what? Most everyone is either dead or hiding.
#670 to #669 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Who else is still alive? That is worth being alive? Us. From what I gathered I think he wants us to either obey him. Or he'll deal with us.
Who else is still alive? That is worth being alive? Us. From what I gathered I think he wants us to either obey him. Or he'll deal with us.
#671 to #670 - Nintendokami (05/22/2013) [-]
Whaaat...

Yeah, good luck with that. It's gonna take more than his super armor to get that out of me.
#672 to #671 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Well. He makes some pretty good points. I enjoy living. I couldn't beat him with anything I've tried. You're still welcome. But you do know how crazy politics can be.
Well. He makes some pretty good points. I enjoy living. I couldn't beat him with anything I've tried. You're still welcome. But you do know how crazy politics can be.
#673 to #672 - Nintendokami (05/22/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami gulps**

You're not actually going to... are you...?
#674 to #673 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
**RageRambo shakes his head**    
   
   
Me? No. Him however... That is in your hands.
**RageRambo shakes his head**


Me? No. Him however... That is in your hands.
#675 to #674 - Nintendokami (05/25/2013) [-]
I mean... if he wants us.. you're not gonna go, are you?
#676 to #675 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
What are you talking about? He and I? We're on the same team.
What are you talking about? He and I? We're on the same team.
#677 to #676 - Nintendokami (05/25/2013) [-]
W-wha?!

Since when do you team up with anyone?!
#569 - Nintendokami (04/26/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami comes back holding a little Cubone**

Figured you should meet him before the party. Can't have him freaking out and running away.
#633 to #569 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie pulls a cigar out and starts smoking**

Any day now.
#634 to #633 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami thinks of something and runs to the back of the building quickly with a loud howl**
#635 to #634 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie rolls my eyes and follows the howl**


Gonna sic one of your little pets on me?
#636 to #635 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami laughs and comes around the block on the back of a rampaging hunter**

Rage is right... You ARE smarter than you look!
#637 to #636 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie shrugs and blows some smoke from his mouth**


Which body part do you want me to give back? I'll give you the head if you want.
#638 to #637 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami jumps off the Hunter's back as he runs into you, running behind you and slamming her metal bat into the back of your head**

Wooo, home run!
#639 to #638 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie wrestles with the hunter and rips it's head off just in time to be hit by your bat. I toss you the dead hunter's head**

If your claws didn't hurt me. What makes you think an aluminum bat would? By the way. This belongs to you. Let me spell it out for you. You. Can't. Hurt. Me.
#640 to #639 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami gasps**

You killed my Tick-Tock!

I don't care if I can't hurt you! That won't stop me from trying my hardest!
#641 to #640 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie puts his foot on the head and takes another breathe on my cigar**

You're fighting an uphill battle. But I like your style. Whenever you're ready to give up just let me know.
#642 to #641 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami sighs**

Considering I'm still evolving, there's only so many attacks I have..
#643 to #642 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie claps his hands and offers you one**

Well. You're not dead. And clearly not much of a threat. Congratulations! You got the job!
#644 to #643 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami thinks for a second and shakes your hand with her tentacles**

Sweet!
#645 to #644 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie shakes your tendrils**


Let me know when your other friend is in town. Wolv-something. I want to see if he's made of the same stuff.
#611 to #569 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
Hmmm... Well. You'll see what you get once we get through your final interview.
#612 to #611 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami stares up at you**

Interview...?
#613 to #612 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie places one foot in the air and slams it on the ground, glowing green around his body**

Let's see if you're tough enough.
#616 to #613 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami growls and braces herself**

Let's do this.
#617 to #616 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie smirks and cracks his knuckles**

Let's see how many pieces I can break you into.
#618 to #617 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami holds out her arms**

You are always welcome to try.
#619 to #618 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie smirks as a black coating covers his skin**

Tell you what. I'm a nice guy. Ladies first.
#620 to #619 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami dashes towards you, slashing at your chest**

You'll regret that!
#621 to #620 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie stands still, smiling as your claws bounce off my chest**

Hold on. Let me get this look on your face on camera. It's priceless.
#622 to #621 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami growls angrily**
#623 to #622 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie right fist glows bright orange and throws an uppercut to your chin sending you flying**

DAMN! You went WAY farther than Rage.

#624 to #623 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami hits a wall and shakes her head, standing up and dashing at you**

I'll show you, then!
#625 to #624 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie laughs and puts his arms open**


Rage didn't lie! You're not one to give up! Give me your best shot!
#626 to #625 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami jumps forward, wrapping her tentacles around you tight to keep you still**
#627 to #626 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie looks at the tendrils and rips them off and grabs you by your neck and squeezing it.**

You think your virus gunk is enough to hold me? Rage tried that. I'm not like those limp-dick lawyers Or Chicken **** bureaucrats!
#628 to #627 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami coughs loudly, giggling at your statement**

I get choked harder than this by my own collar. Is that the best you got?
#629 to #628 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie throws you into the air and as you fall kicks you.**

You really are a glutton for punishment aren't you?
#630 to #629 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami grabs a pole with her tentacles and flips back, holding onto the wall before she hits it and climbing up to the roof**

I'm an Evolved! It's in my nature!
#631 to #630 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie jumps on top of the wall**

Sure. You're tough as he said. But you're not nearly as strong as he lead on. Tell you what. I'm going to stand right here. See what you can do.
#632 to #631 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami sorts threw her options in her head, trying to find something suitable**

...
#604 to #569 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
I heard politicians were thick skinned. But he's on a whole other level.
I heard politicians were thick skinned. But he's on a whole other level.
#606 to #604 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
W-what's that mean?!
#608 to #606 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
Well. I think it's up to him to explain that to you. He wants to "Interview" you.
Well. I think it's up to him to explain that to you. He wants to "Interview" you.
#610 to #608 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami whines and wraps her tentacles around you**
#614 to #610 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo gets out of his way**    
   
Don't show any weakness. He WILL exploit it. Don't hesitate either.
**RageRambo gets out of his way**

Don't show any weakness. He WILL exploit it. Don't hesitate either.
#615 to #614 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami steps forward, nodding**

Alright..
#646 to #615 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo pats your back**    
   
You're still alive. Which is good.
**RageRambo pats your back**

You're still alive. Which is good.
#647 to #646 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami squeals**

Did you see how good I did?!
#648 to #647 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo nods**    
   
   
He's a tough bastard. You did great. Now he wants to interview Wolvester. If he shows up. That will be fun to watch.
**RageRambo nods**


He's a tough bastard. You did great. Now he wants to interview Wolvester. If he shows up. That will be fun to watch.
#649 to #648 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami sits down and stretches her back**

I'm sure we will. He's never one to pass up a challenge.
#650 to #649 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
We should get some cadavers for when he shows up. We can watch A politician and a virus beat the hell out of eachother.
We should get some cadavers for when he shows up. We can watch A politician and a virus beat the hell out of eachother.
#651 to #650 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami runs off, going to find some human bodies**
User avatar #652 to #651 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo jumps off of the building and starts poking around for some bodies.**


Here we go.
User avatar #653 to #652 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami carries a human back, unconscious and alive**

Look!
He was in a basement!
#654 to #653 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo nods**


Keep him out cold. When He shows up. There's going to be fireworks. And maybe a leveled city.
#655 to #654 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami hits the man's head against the pavement and carries him to the roof**

I can't wait~
#656 to #655 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
Neither can I.
Neither can I.
#570 to #569 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
**RageRambo raises one of his eyebrows**    
   
I'm... Interested. Where on earth did you find a Cubone?
**RageRambo raises one of his eyebrows**

I'm... Interested. Where on earth did you find a Cubone?
#571 to #570 - Nintendokami (04/26/2013) [-]
He's a human.. well, he was. I smashed his skull with a bat before I infected him and he wasn't healing right, so we put the cubone skull on him... it kinda just grew that way.

Isn't that right, Bolty?
#573 to #571 - boltam (04/26/2013) [-]
E-Eep!!!

U-Umm....Y-Yes...
#572 to #571 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
You had me both interested and concerned at the same time.
You had me both interested and concerned at the same time.
#574 to #572 - Nintendokami (04/26/2013) [-]
Come on, I'm a lonely Evolved. I needed some sort of pet, right? 'specially since Wolvie ATE my human boy.

Now be nice and say hello, Bolty.
#576 to #574 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
I could never stand people long enough to bother wasting enough time to form a relationship.
I could never stand people long enough to bother wasting enough time to form a relationship.
#578 to #576 - Nintendokami (04/26/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami grins**

Ah, but we're still friends, right?
#580 to #578 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
Considering you haven't shot me or tried to kill me... More than once. I guess I should say yes.
Considering you haven't shot me or tried to kill me... More than once. I guess I should say yes.
#581 to #580 - Nintendokami (04/26/2013) [-]
Why the heck would I do that?!

Like... you'd probably snap my neck even before I got close!
#583 to #581 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie walks from behind a wall**

Hello sweet cheeks. Your friend Rage has told me quite a bit about you.
#585 to #583 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami gulps softly and steps forward**

Um... hello. Nice to meet you.
#587 to #585 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie nods and walks forward offering a large hand**

Don't be scared. I don't bite that hard.
#588 to #587 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami smiles softly and reaches out, shaking her hand with her tentacle**
#592 to #588 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie shakes her tendril quite firmly**

My friend Rage and I have discussed what we're going to do with the world. Since he like people as much as a virus can. We entered a mutual agreement.
#594 to #592 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami tilts her head**

What sort of agreement?
#596 to #594 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
Well. Clearly this world's people are ****** . We "worked" out that he would get me elected and I would fix this ******** we call a planet.
#599 to #596 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
Isn't it hard to get elected when all the humans are dead?
#601 to #599 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
Makes the competition that much easier. Less whiny people to please.
#603 to #601 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
What are you getting out of doing this?
#605 to #603 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
Power. Prestige. Control. A new world. What more could anyone ask for?
#607 to #605 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
What do WE get out of this?
#582 to #581 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
Remember shortly after we met? I remember you... Well. At least telling me you had to kill me. But that's beside the point. I have however. Entered politics. Sort of. I have a friend I want you to meet.
Remember shortly after we met? I remember you... Well. At least telling me you had to kill me. But that's beside the point. I have however. Entered politics. Sort of. I have a friend I want you to meet.
#584 to #582 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami hides behind you quickly**

He's kind of terrifying.
#586 to #584 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks**    
   
Since when did humans scare you so much?
**RageRambo smirks**

Since when did humans scare you so much?
#589 to #586 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami bites her lip**

If he's friends with you, he's not just a normal human.
#590 to #589 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
You're smarter than you look. And for a politician. Let's just say, you really don't want to get on his bad side. You're right about him not being normal. But he is human.
You're smarter than you look. And for a politician. Let's just say, you really don't want to get on his bad side. You're right about him not being normal. But he is human.
#591 to #590 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami holds onto your jacket**

...Who is he? Where did he come from?
#593 to #591 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
His name is Senator Wookie. And the presidential candidate for the US's 2016 election. He sent me an email and asked for an "Interview"
His name is Senator Wookie. And the presidential candidate for the US's 2016 election. He sent me an email and asked for an "Interview"
#595 to #593 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
What... kind of interview?

Wait, how do you even get an internet connection?
#597 to #595 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
A very similar interview that took place between me and your friend wolvester. But... A little more one sided.    
   
In this day and age. IT's not that hard. Who doesn't have a wireless internet connection from their cellphone?
A very similar interview that took place between me and your friend wolvester. But... A little more one sided.

In this day and age. IT's not that hard. Who doesn't have a wireless internet connection from their cellphone?
#598 to #597 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
What happened, then? What did you talk about?
#600 to #598 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
I'm not going to lie. He's a hell of a lot tougher than he looks. More or less fixing this 						**********					 planet. He and I share some ideals.
I'm not going to lie. He's a hell of a lot tougher than he looks. More or less fixing this ********** planet. He and I share some ideals.
#602 to #600 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
You know... I'm kinda getting the feeling that there's a bad side to this.
#575 to #574 - boltam (04/26/2013) [-]
U-Um...

H-Hello Mister Rage Sir...
#577 to #575 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
So you're her little pet?
So you're her little pet?
#579 to #577 - boltam (04/26/2013) [-]
Ummm...Y-Yes....

Thats me...
#547 - Nintendokami (04/23/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami waves to you**
#568 to #547 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Do what you want. Surprise me.
Do what you want. Surprise me.
#548 to #547 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Well. Long time no see.
Well. Long time no see.
#549 to #548 - Nintendokami (04/24/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami smiles**

And here I thought you took a Whitelight bath~
#550 to #549 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Hahaha. No, I've just been pretty busy lately. Finally have some free time.
Hahaha. No, I've just been pretty busy lately. Finally have some free time.
#551 to #550 - Nintendokami (04/24/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami stretches her back**

I realized that it's been quiet since we cleared those streets.
#552 to #551 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
**RageRambo cracks his neck**    
   
It has. Have any misadventures while I was preoccupied?
**RageRambo cracks his neck**

It has. Have any misadventures while I was preoccupied?
#553 to #552 - Nintendokami (04/24/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami shakes her head**

No, nothing since our tank massacre.

I've been enjoying it all. Sleeping under trees, playing on the swings... just.. being happy without any humans to bother me.
#554 to #553 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Well. It  is hard to have a misadventure without anyway to get into trouble.
Well. It is hard to have a misadventure without anyway to get into trouble.
#555 to #554 - Nintendokami (04/24/2013) [-]
Exactly!

There is no one in a 7 block radius of my house!
#556 to #555 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
So you found a house? You thinking about starting a family?
So you found a house? You thinking about starting a family?
#557 to #556 - Nintendokami (04/25/2013) [-]
I already have a son... well, close to it. A human that I infected a long time ago and I keep him as a pet. He calls me Mommy, so I suppose he is my son.
He survived my clawing and cutting and very nearly killing him, so I suppose he passed the survival test.

The house belonged to a couple of humans that I ate. It's pretty and you can see the moon so wonderfully.
#558 to #557 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Awe. That almost sounds sweet.
Awe. That almost sounds sweet.
#559 to #558 - Nintendokami (04/25/2013) [-]
We spent last night sleeping in a tree. Where do you sleep when you're not here?
#560 to #559 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
I haven't slept in nine months.
I haven't slept in nine months.
#561 to #560 - Nintendokami (04/25/2013) [-]
W-what?!

Why not?
#562 to #561 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Well... Why would I waste a good 8 or 9 hours on something I don't need?
Well... Why would I waste a good 8 or 9 hours on something I don't need?
#563 to #562 - Nintendokami (04/25/2013) [-]
I forgot you don't have to sleep..

But what about our sleepover?
#564 to #563 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Sleepover? With whom might I ask?
Sleepover? With whom might I ask?
#565 to #564 - Nintendokami (04/25/2013) [-]
At my house over there!
#566 to #565 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Fair enough. Will there be Cadavers?
Fair enough. Will there be Cadavers?
#567 to #566 - Nintendokami (04/25/2013) [-]
....
I can get some.
User avatar #546 - blueflags (04/12/2013) [-]
I don't know you, but this:

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4532799/Why+we+invaded/

was ******* hilarious.

Thank you.
#523 - Nintendokami (03/20/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami sticks her head out of the tank**

....
Rage...?

Where are you?
#544 to #523 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
**RageRambo grabs the gun, spins it around mowing down anything that moves spraying blood and guts all over the street**

Run run! Run as fast as you can!!!

#545 to #544 - Nintendokami (03/22/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami floors the gas pedal, screeching on the road before zooming forward**

Wooooo!!!
#524 to #523 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
**RageRambo walks over after tossing a dead soldier aside.**    
   
I haven't gone anywhere.
**RageRambo walks over after tossing a dead soldier aside.**

I haven't gone anywhere.
#525 to #524 - Nintendokami (03/21/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami wags her tail**

I thought you left without me...
#526 to #525 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smiles**    
   
Of course not. I would never do that to you. We're friends.
**RageRambo smiles**

Of course not. I would never do that to you. We're friends.
#527 to #526 - Nintendokami (03/21/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami squeals loudly and buries her head back into the tank, pressing buttons until the engine starts**

Ready for some road rage?
#528 to #527 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks and jumps inside of the tank**

Do you know how to drive one of these?
#529 to #528 - Nintendokami (03/21/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami presses down on the gas, slamming into a man in front of the tank and smiling at the loud crack of his body as I run over him**

I have no idea how... but that is their problem, now isn't it?
User avatar #530 to #529 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
**RageRambo pulls down the visor and looks out**

Well then. This should be interesting then. Anywhere is the exit.
#531 to #530 - Nintendokami (03/21/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami rushes out the door, breaking the hinges and rushing out into the street**

Left or right?!
#532 to #531 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
**RageRambo looks both ways**    
   
There are more people on the left but more cars and stuff to destroy on the right.
**RageRambo looks both ways**

There are more people on the left but more cars and stuff to destroy on the right.
#533 to #532 - Nintendokami (03/21/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami turns left quickly**

We can circle around the block and get both! But we have to get the people before they run somewhere I can't drive.
#534 to #533 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smiles at all the people getting liquefied from the treads**    
   
   
Good idea. This is a tank. where CAN'T you go? Except the sky.
**RageRambo smiles at all the people getting liquefied from the treads**


Good idea. This is a tank. where CAN'T you go? Except the sky.
#535 to #534 - Nintendokami (03/21/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami points up**

The 12th floor?
#536 to #535 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
**RageRambo grabs a tank shell**

Oh That's not an issue at all. Mr. Blasty here will help with that.
#537 to #536 - Nintendokami (03/21/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami laughs**

I don't know how to work that thing!
You have to control it while I drive!
#538 to #537 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
**RageRambo loads the shell and starts aiming.**    
   
   
Well you're the tank commander. Give me a target and I'll make it disappear.
**RageRambo loads the shell and starts aiming.**


Well you're the tank commander. Give me a target and I'll make it disappear.

#539 to #538 - Nintendokami (03/21/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami points to the tall building where she could see people barricading their windows in fear**

Right there!!
#540 to #539 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks and aims the cannon towards the building. I fire the cannon blowing the entire bottom part of the building apart.**    
   
   
And... FIRE.
**RageRambo smirks and aims the cannon towards the building. I fire the cannon blowing the entire bottom part of the building apart.**


And... FIRE.
#541 to #540 - Nintendokami (03/21/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami swerves out of the way of the fallen glass and debris**

Hahaha!!
#542 to #541 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
**RageRambo opens the top hatch and grabs the 50.cal**   
   
You know what's fun about tanks? Mounted guns. Nothing says let's kill people. Than 600 rounds of death.
**RageRambo opens the top hatch and grabs the 50.cal**

You know what's fun about tanks? Mounted guns. Nothing says let's kill people. Than 600 rounds of death.
#543 to #542 - Nintendokami (03/22/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami looks out of the window**

Free target!
Shoot anywhere you want!
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#521 - Nintendokami (03/16/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami sleeps quietly inside the tank, listening to the screaming of the soldiers outside**
#329 - Nintendokami (03/11/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami calls on the radio quickly**

Um... you can hear me, right?!
#493 to #329 - wolvester (03/16/2013) [-]
**wolvester turns around and points his rifle at your head**

Allow me to reiterate that...
I recommend you get to where you're going.
It's not safe out here, and I'd hate to have to clean your bodies off the street.
#494 to #493 - Nintendokami (03/16/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami pokes you in the head**

Hmm... you are...uhh...
What's wrong with you??
#495 to #494 - wolvester (03/16/2013) [-]
**wolvester smirks, and pokes you in the side with the barrel of his rifle**

Simply doing my job.
#519 to #495 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
**RageRambo decapitates a soldier and kicks the head into the air.**   
   
Fair enough. First one to slice the head in half gets bonus points.
**RageRambo decapitates a soldier and kicks the head into the air.**

Fair enough. First one to slice the head in half gets bonus points.
#520 to #519 - wolvester (03/16/2013) [-]
**wolvester lunges at the head, blade forward.**
#496 to #495 - Nintendokami (03/16/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami smiles and jumps onto the soldier's shoulders, leaning on his head**

Come on!
Take us to the tanks!

Come on, RageRambo! This guy could totally escort us.
#497 to #496 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
**RageRambo shakes his head**    
   
Alright "sir." Lead the way.
**RageRambo shakes his head**

Alright "sir." Lead the way.
#498 to #497 - wolvester (03/16/2013) [-]
**wolvester drops Kami off his shoulders and walks off in the direction of a base, ignoring you two.**

They never listen...
#499 to #498 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
**RageRambo rolls his eyes**    
   
Come on Kami. Let's go.
**RageRambo rolls his eyes**

Come on Kami. Let's go.
#501 to #499 - wolvester (03/16/2013) [-]
**wolvester walks into an alley, he leans against the side of a normal looking building, placing his hand over a crack on the wall. A section of wall moves to reveal a staircase.**

I hope you weren't looking for an ordinary French base...
#504 to #501 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
**RageRambo lifts his eyebrows**    
   
   
It's always something with you isn't?
**RageRambo lifts his eyebrows**


It's always something with you isn't?
#505 to #504 - wolvester (03/16/2013) [-]
**wolvester shrugs and walks down.**   
   
You travel enough of the world you learn things... and cause mass panic...   
Think about it like this, they have better tanks.
**wolvester shrugs and walks down.**

You travel enough of the world you learn things... and cause mass panic...
Think about it like this, they have better tanks.
#506 to #505 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
**RageRambo follows**    
   
   
I don't care if they're American, Russian, German, or even Polish. Unless aliens invade I doubt they have much use for them.
**RageRambo follows**


I don't care if they're American, Russian, German, or even Polish. Unless aliens invade I doubt they have much use for them.
#507 to #506 - wolvester (03/16/2013) [-]
**wolvester stops at the end of the stairs, looking over a few tanks guarded by soldiers.**

Ladies first.
#508 to #507 - Nintendokami (03/16/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami jumps off and stares at the tanks, running over to one**

I want this one!
#509 to #508 - wolvester (03/16/2013) [-]
**wolvester jumps down and slices a soldier aiming at you.**

Pay attention!
RageRambo, little help?
#511 to #509 - Nintendokami (03/16/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami pulls herself onto the tank and tries to claw her way inside**

Let me iiiiin!!
#510 to #509 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
**RageRambo shoots his whipfist and slices a soldier aiming a grenade launcher at Wolvester.**


Keep an eye out. I'm not picking your brains off of the floor!