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RageRambo

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#2 - And? AND? *****, HOW DID IT ******* TASTE?  [+] (43 replies) 08/12/2013 on This Week In Science +241
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#262 - romdadon (08/12/2013) [-]
like stem cells
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#218 - muhammedthejew (08/12/2013) [-]
Did they use human or animal fetuses?
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#181 - thewickedgoose (08/12/2013) [-]
“the bite feels like a conventional hamburger,” but that the meat tasted “like an animal-protein cake.”
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#127 - jiltist (08/12/2013) [-]
"Schonwald told The New York Times that “the bite feels like a conventional hamburger,' but that the meat tasted “like an animal-protein cake.'"
#122 - willindor (08/12/2013) [-]
Ask Samuel L. Jackson.
#82 - anon (08/12/2013) [-]
LIKE SHIT
#75 - anon (08/12/2013) [-]
Does this mean we can eat meat without killing animals now? (No I'm not a vegan, I just don't want to unnecessarily kill anything)

Also this means no anti-biotics in our food, or pesticides. We can finally have contamination free meat. This is a huge advancement.
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#103 - skubasteve (08/12/2013) [-]
Almost all of america eats meat with out killing the animals. Lets make it, so if you want to eat real meat you have to kill it yourself.
#65 - CXJokerXD (08/12/2013) [-]
I guess it was a bit, pre-mature?
#52 - anon (08/12/2013) [-]
they said it was a bit dry and didn't perfectly taste like beef because of the lack of blood and fat. It is still a great achievement though
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#47 - thewaronbeingcool (08/12/2013) [-]
They said it was like a protein cake or something, and it was hard, crunchy and tasteless.
#43 - fatspartan (08/12/2013) [-]
IT TASTED LIKE BABY STEAKS!!!
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#144 - metalmind (08/12/2013) [-]
Not human stem cells.

(Krieg is German for "War")
#54 - hokon (08/12/2013) [-]
KRIEG!
#60 - drldrl (08/12/2013) [-]
Krieg is best.
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#269 - brageok (08/12/2013) [-]
I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!
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#81 - sexymossantamby (08/12/2013) [-]
excuse me but I am an uncultured savage
what may these gifs be from?
#125 - WtfStrawberries (08/12/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6chxuovrbCI

since everyone else is an unhelpful sack of shit
i get angry
#283 - sexymossantamby (08/13/2013) [-]
thank you kind sir
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#86 - drmedic (08/12/2013) [-]
Borderlands 2.
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#83 - mrblueftw (08/12/2013) [-]
It seems like borderlands 2. I only played 1 but the psychos and cell shading seem familiar.
#62 - hokon (08/12/2013) [-]
Nyess
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#70 - snowshark (08/12/2013) [-]
I really hope we see more of him and Gaige in Borderlands 3.
#42 - fergusonnos (08/12/2013) [-]
Why do you guys even reply to his question when you obviously don't know shit about it. Smh
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#27 - SirSheepy (08/12/2013) [-]
It was dry, white, and had no taste. It was pretty much tofu.
#17 - ryuryu (08/12/2013) [-]
Terrible, and it costs a fuck ton of money.
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#68 - timoyr (08/12/2013) [-]
If i remember correctly it costed around 250 000 €

Would that make it the most expensive meal ever?
#284 - ryuryu (08/13/2013) [-]
Yes, that's it.

If I had that kinda money, I probably wouldn't be on FJ.
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#23 - toosexyforyou (08/12/2013) [-]
Yeah it costs money to research and create it. Once it's available to the public(if it ever is) it will be cheap and easy to recreate.
#24 - ryuryu (08/12/2013) [-]
but not worth eating

Until they improve the taste, from what I heard, anyway.
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#26 - toosexyforyou (08/12/2013) [-]
From what you've heard? You mean from what you've read in this post, haha. There's a guy right before us that says the taste was an easy fix.
#34 - lordraine (08/12/2013) [-]
He's right. It's been mentioned elsewhere. There have been news stories about it.

The meat tastes like shit. The people saying it can be fixed are the vegans. All the people who actually taste-tested it hated it.
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#35 - toosexyforyou (08/12/2013) [-]
You really think that we don't have enough artificial flavors to fix the taste of the burger? Fucking McDonalds fries contain 0% potato and people eat that shit up. If the taste of the burger is our biggest problem, I think we're gonna be alright.
#36 - lordraine (08/12/2013) [-]
If someone used tannic acid to tenderize the meat before cooking it, and then made au jus sauce out of the drippings, the sauce would taste like tea to me. I can tell you exactly which fast food restaurant a fountain drink came from, just from the aftertaste (Subway soda doesn't taste like McDonalds soda). When we at at a seafood restaurant in another state two years ago that is famous for it's home recipe batter, I asked the waitress if they had changed the batter recipe, because it tasted different. She said no, they hadn't, and then halfway through the meal, the chef came out and apologized, because they'd run out of batter halfway through, and he had to make another batch without one of the dozen or so spices they normally put in. No one else in the entire restaurant had noticed but me. The last time we had eaten there (and I had tasted the correct batter) was ten years prior.

Some of us have better taste than others. Some of us will think the meat tastes like shit no matter how much spice and condiment you pile on it.
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#37 - toosexyforyou (08/12/2013) [-]
Haha dude it's great that you have a great sense of taste and apparently love telling people about it, but it's not relevant since you haven't even tasted the meat yourself (after they fix the taste)
#38 - lordraine (08/12/2013) [-]
I don't love telling people that I have a great sense of taste.

I'm telling you that you don't have enough condiments to make chemical meat taste okay. Even if they could get it past a panel of taste testers (and they didn't, this time), they're not going to convince everyone, or even most people, to accept it.
#28 - ryuryu (08/12/2013) [-]
No, I mean I've heard it from other sources outside this post.
#4 - seaseventeen (08/12/2013) [-]
Actually people complained it lacked taste due to having no fat. The scientists said it was an easy fix. Cheers!
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#278 - hourlyb (08/13/2013) [-]
For research, not making.
I might be wrong, don't quote me
#177 - anon (08/12/2013) [-]
no, 50k dollars - waay over reatcing there buddy

Edit: I am sorry you where right
#22 - lilRican (08/12/2013) [-]
well if it's an easy fix... we have nothing to worry about
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#3 - nexu (08/12/2013) [-]
Bad, as you would expect
#619459 - Dark Souls.  [+] (1 reply) 08/10/2013 on Video Games 0
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#619464 - Noonelikesanimal (08/10/2013) [-]
neat
#41 - I used knight. But as the game goes on it becomes irrelevant.  [+] (2 replies) 08/10/2013 on Dark Souls in a nutshell 0
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#42 - koolkidkonnor (08/10/2013) [-]
i was thinking that assassin or thief character. would that be more difficult at first?
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#43 - RageRambo (08/10/2013) [-]
Once you learn to parry they become powerful but it's hard. I recommend the knight or the elite knight for starting out. You can level your character and build him differently.
#31 - Climb up to the tower. Kill archers. Run to trigger the minota…  [+] (4 replies) 08/10/2013 on Dark Souls in a nutshell 0
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#39 - koolkidkonnor (08/10/2013) [-]
what is the best class to be?
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#41 - RageRambo (08/10/2013) [-]
I used knight. But as the game goes on it becomes irrelevant.
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#42 - koolkidkonnor (08/10/2013) [-]
i was thinking that assassin or thief character. would that be more difficult at first?
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#43 - RageRambo (08/10/2013) [-]
Once you learn to parry they become powerful but it's hard. I recommend the knight or the elite knight for starting out. You can level your character and build him differently.
#15 - What are you talking about? We have alot of parties. It's just…  [+] (2 replies) 08/10/2013 on Liberals +10
#32 - lhsleepz (08/11/2013) [-]
I would have said britain is the same, but in recent years some of the smaller parties have been catching up and getting votes
#31 - lhsleepz (08/11/2013) [-]
Thats exactly what i mean >.< No fucker votes for them
#13 - For all you Dark Souls fans out there here's a video. You rage…  [+] (9 replies) 08/10/2013 on Dark Souls in a nutshell 0
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#28 - koolkidkonnor (08/10/2013) [-]
i guess im more ignorant than i thought.. im at the part with minotaur on the bridge and i have now firebombs or humanity left.. should i restart? what should i do? anyone have any good advice..
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#31 - RageRambo (08/10/2013) [-]
Climb up to the tower. Kill archers. Run to trigger the minotaur. Run back up to the tower. Climb up and IMMEDIATELY plunge attack. Repeat.
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#39 - koolkidkonnor (08/10/2013) [-]
what is the best class to be?
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#41 - RageRambo (08/10/2013) [-]
I used knight. But as the game goes on it becomes irrelevant.
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#42 - koolkidkonnor (08/10/2013) [-]
i was thinking that assassin or thief character. would that be more difficult at first?
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#43 - RageRambo (08/10/2013) [-]
Once you learn to parry they become powerful but it's hard. I recommend the knight or the elite knight for starting out. You can level your character and build him differently.
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#22 - iloveburzum (08/10/2013) [-]
Why in gods name is this video an hour long? How can anyone watch this for an hour? I got to twelve minutes or something, and now I must hunt down and kill this infidel.
#17 - shishiko (08/10/2013) [-]
The hate I have for DSP is truly unfathomable.

For the fact alone that he is ACTUALLY like this. I think.
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#14 - amegaara (08/10/2013) [-]
goddamn...