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#886617 - DE's FW. 04/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#15 - Which comic is this one?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2014 on Priorities - Logan knows... 0
#17 - anonymous (04/09/2014) [-]
You made me do math and google image search:

Avengers #2
#885612 - Radial blind ain't just for you. It's a great thing to use whe…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #886108 - ehzio (04/09/2014) [-]
that's true but I usually prefer characters with more offense rather than defense. That's why I primarily use volt since he can overload and kill the whole area, or if the enemies are too storng, shock them so it can make time.
and yeah I've actually never used excalibur's slash dash for it's intended purpose, it's all mobility to me. Speaking of which I feel like Hydroid is going to be slow as Vaubooty or Rhino...just because of the looks
#885512 - 1 seems decent. I've seen 4 and it's AOE is pretty small. So u…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #885602 - ehzio (04/09/2014) [-]
ehhh I've honestly found the moment where I would need Excaliburs flashbang since if I was ever in big trouble or being swarmed, I would just slash dash to get awa and sprint away.

yeah ash smokescreen is hella swell. I've never used all of my skills except maybe Loki or Oberon
User avatar #885612 - RageRambo (04/09/2014) [-]
Radial blind ain't just for you. It's a great thing to use when: Reviving team mates, Defending the defense item as it removes their aggro, taking heavier enemies out of the fight for some time. Slash Dash gives a ton of mobility but as for tactic advantages it's kinda meh.
User avatar #886108 - ehzio (04/09/2014) [-]
that's true but I usually prefer characters with more offense rather than defense. That's why I primarily use volt since he can overload and kill the whole area, or if the enemies are too storng, shock them so it can make time.
and yeah I've actually never used excalibur's slash dash for it's intended purpose, it's all mobility to me. Speaking of which I feel like Hydroid is going to be slow as Vaubooty or Rhino...just because of the looks
#885495 - His powers are: 1: He has a ship fire a small barrage where yo…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #885499 - ehzio (04/09/2014) [-]
idk about you dude but 1 and 4 seems hella cool.
Plus I mean for me personally I don't always use all 4 of my skills as I find some pretty useless. For instance I never use accelerant on my Ember Prime nor do I use electric shield on Volt.

He's probably one of those frames that takes on enemies one by one. Kinda like Excalibur or Ashe on how they primarily focus on one enemy
User avatar #885512 - RageRambo (04/09/2014) [-]
1 seems decent. I've seen 4 and it's AOE is pretty small. So unless it does a ton of damage It's not all that impressive. Excal has an awesome flashbang ability and Ash's smokescreen is beast. Everyone does that. the only one I use all powers on is Zephyr. He might be one of those fun to play but is overshadowed by the other ones.
User avatar #885602 - ehzio (04/09/2014) [-]
ehhh I've honestly found the moment where I would need Excaliburs flashbang since if I was ever in big trouble or being swarmed, I would just slash dash to get awa and sprint away.

yeah ash smokescreen is hella swell. I've never used all of my skills except maybe Loki or Oberon
User avatar #885612 - RageRambo (04/09/2014) [-]
Radial blind ain't just for you. It's a great thing to use when: Reviving team mates, Defending the defense item as it removes their aggro, taking heavier enemies out of the fight for some time. Slash Dash gives a ton of mobility but as for tactic advantages it's kinda meh.
User avatar #886108 - ehzio (04/09/2014) [-]
that's true but I usually prefer characters with more offense rather than defense. That's why I primarily use volt since he can overload and kill the whole area, or if the enemies are too storng, shock them so it can make time.
and yeah I've actually never used excalibur's slash dash for it's intended purpose, it's all mobility to me. Speaking of which I feel like Hydroid is going to be slow as Vaubooty or Rhino...just because of the looks
#885385 - As far as a real life situation goes yeah. But in-game his pow…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #885492 - ehzio (04/09/2014) [-]
idk maybe he can freeze the air like with Frost except this time instead of a barrier it does damage on the enemies.
User avatar #885495 - RageRambo (04/09/2014) [-]
His powers are: 1: He has a ship fire a small barrage where you're aiming. 2: He turns into a human sized tidal wave and knocks enemies over. 3: He turns into a puddle. Enemies can fall in it and receive very minor DoT. 4: He summon water tentacles that attack enemies. 100 health. 75 shields. 150 power.
User avatar #885499 - ehzio (04/09/2014) [-]
idk about you dude but 1 and 4 seems hella cool.
Plus I mean for me personally I don't always use all 4 of my skills as I find some pretty useless. For instance I never use accelerant on my Ember Prime nor do I use electric shield on Volt.

He's probably one of those frames that takes on enemies one by one. Kinda like Excalibur or Ashe on how they primarily focus on one enemy
User avatar #885512 - RageRambo (04/09/2014) [-]
1 seems decent. I've seen 4 and it's AOE is pretty small. So unless it does a ton of damage It's not all that impressive. Excal has an awesome flashbang ability and Ash's smokescreen is beast. Everyone does that. the only one I use all powers on is Zephyr. He might be one of those fun to play but is overshadowed by the other ones.
User avatar #885602 - ehzio (04/09/2014) [-]
ehhh I've honestly found the moment where I would need Excaliburs flashbang since if I was ever in big trouble or being swarmed, I would just slash dash to get awa and sprint away.

yeah ash smokescreen is hella swell. I've never used all of my skills except maybe Loki or Oberon
User avatar #885612 - RageRambo (04/09/2014) [-]
Radial blind ain't just for you. It's a great thing to use when: Reviving team mates, Defending the defense item as it removes their aggro, taking heavier enemies out of the fight for some time. Slash Dash gives a ton of mobility but as for tactic advantages it's kinda meh.
User avatar #886108 - ehzio (04/09/2014) [-]
that's true but I usually prefer characters with more offense rather than defense. That's why I primarily use volt since he can overload and kill the whole area, or if the enemies are too storng, shock them so it can make time.
and yeah I've actually never used excalibur's slash dash for it's intended purpose, it's all mobility to me. Speaking of which I feel like Hydroid is going to be slow as Vaubooty or Rhino...just because of the looks
#885285 - Being a PS4 tenno we have to wait longer, but Hydroid's powers…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #885380 - ehzio (04/08/2014) [-]
stealth somewhat works, I mean the only frames that are actually stealth ninja-like is Banshee with her aura effect where it makes enemy react slowly allowing her to move quickly

Loki for his invisibility that can extend to 30 seconds
and Ashe for his invisibility and jump like attack.

I mean Hydroid can move through water, that's pretty damn cool and very stealth. One day you would take a shower and bam! What the fuck? I have a knife through my rectum? Oh it was Hydroid.
nigga das cool
User avatar #885385 - RageRambo (04/08/2014) [-]
As far as a real life situation goes yeah. But in-game his powers seem lackluster. Not to mention he has the same health/shields as Vauban or Nova. Straight damage frames quickly lose their potency against higher level anything whereas ultility frames like Vauban, Loki, Trinity, hell even Zephyr keep their awesomeness at high levels. Vauban's Bastille and Vortex will always be awesome. Loki's Radial Disarm makes both the Grineer and the Corpus completely powerless. Trinity's blessing is stupidly overpowered. Zephyr's Tornadoes will still maintain their crowd control and Turbulence is an amazing survival skill. Hydroid seems to lack damage as well as utility.
User avatar #885492 - ehzio (04/09/2014) [-]
idk maybe he can freeze the air like with Frost except this time instead of a barrier it does damage on the enemies.
User avatar #885495 - RageRambo (04/09/2014) [-]
His powers are: 1: He has a ship fire a small barrage where you're aiming. 2: He turns into a human sized tidal wave and knocks enemies over. 3: He turns into a puddle. Enemies can fall in it and receive very minor DoT. 4: He summon water tentacles that attack enemies. 100 health. 75 shields. 150 power.
User avatar #885499 - ehzio (04/09/2014) [-]
idk about you dude but 1 and 4 seems hella cool.
Plus I mean for me personally I don't always use all 4 of my skills as I find some pretty useless. For instance I never use accelerant on my Ember Prime nor do I use electric shield on Volt.

He's probably one of those frames that takes on enemies one by one. Kinda like Excalibur or Ashe on how they primarily focus on one enemy
User avatar #885512 - RageRambo (04/09/2014) [-]
1 seems decent. I've seen 4 and it's AOE is pretty small. So unless it does a ton of damage It's not all that impressive. Excal has an awesome flashbang ability and Ash's smokescreen is beast. Everyone does that. the only one I use all powers on is Zephyr. He might be one of those fun to play but is overshadowed by the other ones.
User avatar #885602 - ehzio (04/09/2014) [-]
ehhh I've honestly found the moment where I would need Excaliburs flashbang since if I was ever in big trouble or being swarmed, I would just slash dash to get awa and sprint away.

yeah ash smokescreen is hella swell. I've never used all of my skills except maybe Loki or Oberon
User avatar #885612 - RageRambo (04/09/2014) [-]
Radial blind ain't just for you. It's a great thing to use when: Reviving team mates, Defending the defense item as it removes their aggro, taking heavier enemies out of the fight for some time. Slash Dash gives a ton of mobility but as for tactic advantages it's kinda meh.
User avatar #886108 - ehzio (04/09/2014) [-]
that's true but I usually prefer characters with more offense rather than defense. That's why I primarily use volt since he can overload and kill the whole area, or if the enemies are too storng, shock them so it can make time.
and yeah I've actually never used excalibur's slash dash for it's intended purpose, it's all mobility to me. Speaking of which I feel like Hydroid is going to be slow as Vaubooty or Rhino...just because of the looks
#131 - Picture 04/08/2014 on drewbridge's profile 0
#9 - Did you REALLY need scientific research for that?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/07/2014 on This Week in Science +27
User avatar #23 - lordofthesea (04/07/2014) [-]
it's everywhere. the worst place to get stung by a bee is everywhere.
User avatar #11 - quotes (04/07/2014) [-]
its good to know what spot hurts the most
#14 - tacoperson (04/07/2014) [-]
Genitals.
User avatar #28 - velho (04/07/2014) [-]
My uncle once got stung in the eyeball and I'm pretty sure it hurts much more. Not suprised this scientist didn't tested THAT three times.
And I've been stung by a bee many times because my parents are beefarmers and I help them seldomly. got stung in the nose once and it wasn't anything special
Then again, I'm used to get stung after pretty freaking many stings.
#14 - That's why it's in quotations. True, but it s…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2014 on Math. Not Even Once 0
User avatar #22 - thedumbledore (04/04/2014) [-]
I lost it at the sound questions. Yes, this sound understands me and I want to touch it.

It has something to do with binding hands. She will no doubt break out or a sympathiser will let her out and come back for some lovely paid DLC. Sometimes, I wonder if games are cut short so they can sell you the extras you crave.
#11 - Agreed. Morality isn't black and white. It's gray. …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2014 on Math. Not Even Once 0
User avatar #13 - thedumbledore (04/04/2014) [-]
I wouldn't even count that as a side mission, really. It's s necessity to access the missions in that area.
Fuck Augustine. She's the Nero of conduits. Not just for Reggie- She's sociopathic, narcissistic and deluded. She even seems to believe her own claims, despite Celia's suicide proving it does not work and her torturing Eugine. It's kind of shitty that the good ending has been deemed 'canon' and she survived.
Did you take the conduit test by the way? I got concrete, so kick ass, and laughed my tits off at the test questions.
User avatar #14 - RageRambo (04/04/2014) [-]
That's why it's in quotations.

True, but it seems she's going to be encased in her own concrete which for some reasons negates the use of powers.

Yeah, I got smoke. Which is pretty damn cool. The questions were some of the stupidest things I've ever read.
User avatar #22 - thedumbledore (04/04/2014) [-]
I lost it at the sound questions. Yes, this sound understands me and I want to touch it.

It has something to do with binding hands. She will no doubt break out or a sympathiser will let her out and come back for some lovely paid DLC. Sometimes, I wonder if games are cut short so they can sell you the extras you crave.
#8 - I don't think it was rushed because they delayed it for severa…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/04/2014 on Math. Not Even Once 0
#12 - dandyspacehandy (04/04/2014) [-]
honestly, I don't even feel that bad on the subject of the evil ending.

Sure, he killed plenty of people he didn't have to and that was evil, but he still showed concern for Betty and was going to save them all. That's not an evil action. Regardless, whatever good that was left in him is killed Betty right then and there. The bitch just disowns him and it wasn't enough to say disgraced his ancestors, but also his brother that JUST died that he obviously cared a lot for.

User avatar #9 - thedumbledore (04/04/2014) [-]
I've done both routs. I'm not actually a fan of the 'black and white' morality games- I'd like to have killed augistine, beat up the protester's bigoted leader but not have killed the fucking sign spinners and that ridiculous shit.

I'm super curious about Celia I hope they are not doing the 'oooh spooky ghostie' thing, surely she must have survived or this is an imposter?

It really would have benefited from some side missions - like actual ones and not that silly 2 min activity shit. People have a go at saints row for the same thing and this was even worse for it.
User avatar #11 - RageRambo (04/04/2014) [-]
Agreed. Morality isn't black and white. It's gray.

I think we'll find out most of what we want to know about her in Paper trail

Yeah the only "side missions" are the Take out the DUP mobile command center, and it gets old after awhile. It's a good 8.5-9/10. I wanted to kill Augustine for what she did to Reggie, And beat up the Akurans, but apparently that's evil.
User avatar #13 - thedumbledore (04/04/2014) [-]
I wouldn't even count that as a side mission, really. It's s necessity to access the missions in that area.
Fuck Augustine. She's the Nero of conduits. Not just for Reggie- She's sociopathic, narcissistic and deluded. She even seems to believe her own claims, despite Celia's suicide proving it does not work and her torturing Eugine. It's kind of shitty that the good ending has been deemed 'canon' and she survived.
Did you take the conduit test by the way? I got concrete, so kick ass, and laughed my tits off at the test questions.
User avatar #14 - RageRambo (04/04/2014) [-]
That's why it's in quotations.

True, but it seems she's going to be encased in her own concrete which for some reasons negates the use of powers.

Yeah, I got smoke. Which is pretty damn cool. The questions were some of the stupidest things I've ever read.
User avatar #22 - thedumbledore (04/04/2014) [-]
I lost it at the sound questions. Yes, this sound understands me and I want to touch it.

It has something to do with binding hands. She will no doubt break out or a sympathiser will let her out and come back for some lovely paid DLC. Sometimes, I wonder if games are cut short so they can sell you the extras you crave.
#6 - I noticed that. Right after helping Eugene and getting th…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/04/2014 on Math. Not Even Once 0
User avatar #7 - thedumbledore (04/04/2014) [-]
Maybe due to the bundle deal it was rushed? I also wanted to see more of Eugene and Fetch, after the last mission suddenly they don't exist and they could have been far more fleshed out characters.

Have you started on paper trail? I'm actually really enjoying it.
User avatar #8 - RageRambo (04/04/2014) [-]
I don't think it was rushed because they delayed it for several months. I agree. They aren't around much except for their karma missions and a few lines of dialogue until the ending. I've done it and it's pretty interesting. I wonder if we get the one power. Also have you done both endings? The evil ending man... He killed his own family and people...
#12 - dandyspacehandy (04/04/2014) [-]
honestly, I don't even feel that bad on the subject of the evil ending.

Sure, he killed plenty of people he didn't have to and that was evil, but he still showed concern for Betty and was going to save them all. That's not an evil action. Regardless, whatever good that was left in him is killed Betty right then and there. The bitch just disowns him and it wasn't enough to say disgraced his ancestors, but also his brother that JUST died that he obviously cared a lot for.

User avatar #9 - thedumbledore (04/04/2014) [-]
I've done both routs. I'm not actually a fan of the 'black and white' morality games- I'd like to have killed augistine, beat up the protester's bigoted leader but not have killed the fucking sign spinners and that ridiculous shit.

I'm super curious about Celia I hope they are not doing the 'oooh spooky ghostie' thing, surely she must have survived or this is an imposter?

It really would have benefited from some side missions - like actual ones and not that silly 2 min activity shit. People have a go at saints row for the same thing and this was even worse for it.
User avatar #11 - RageRambo (04/04/2014) [-]
Agreed. Morality isn't black and white. It's gray.

I think we'll find out most of what we want to know about her in Paper trail

Yeah the only "side missions" are the Take out the DUP mobile command center, and it gets old after awhile. It's a good 8.5-9/10. I wanted to kill Augustine for what she did to Reggie, And beat up the Akurans, but apparently that's evil.
User avatar #13 - thedumbledore (04/04/2014) [-]
I wouldn't even count that as a side mission, really. It's s necessity to access the missions in that area.
Fuck Augustine. She's the Nero of conduits. Not just for Reggie- She's sociopathic, narcissistic and deluded. She even seems to believe her own claims, despite Celia's suicide proving it does not work and her torturing Eugine. It's kind of shitty that the good ending has been deemed 'canon' and she survived.
Did you take the conduit test by the way? I got concrete, so kick ass, and laughed my tits off at the test questions.
User avatar #14 - RageRambo (04/04/2014) [-]
That's why it's in quotations.

True, but it seems she's going to be encased in her own concrete which for some reasons negates the use of powers.

Yeah, I got smoke. Which is pretty damn cool. The questions were some of the stupidest things I've ever read.
User avatar #22 - thedumbledore (04/04/2014) [-]
I lost it at the sound questions. Yes, this sound understands me and I want to touch it.

It has something to do with binding hands. She will no doubt break out or a sympathiser will let her out and come back for some lovely paid DLC. Sometimes, I wonder if games are cut short so they can sell you the extras you crave.
#17 - In order from left to right: Virgin, Had sex a few times, … 04/04/2014 on There Are 3 Types of Women... 0
#878972 - The devs said they weren't planning on nerfing anything so I w… 04/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#31 - Distrust of the government isn't exactly a bad thing. almost e… 04/02/2014 on When i read an american... +1
#28 - It ended on terms that were in our favor. And considering the …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2014 on When i read an american... 0
User avatar #29 - bobthedilder (04/02/2014) [-]
War crimes and deep distrust for the government is in our favor?
User avatar #31 - RageRambo (04/02/2014) [-]
Distrust of the government isn't exactly a bad thing. almost every country on Earth has committed war crimes. They're nothing new.
#25 - They lost like ~1 million. We lost ~58000. Yeah. We totally lost.  [+] (8 new replies) 04/02/2014 on When i read an american... 0
User avatar #47 - KayRed (04/02/2014) [-]
I've never heard the Vietnam War taught as a victory. Besides, body count doesn't win wars (as the learned in the Vietnam War), it's achieving your objectives, which wasn't done in Vietnam.
User avatar #43 - serotonin (04/02/2014) [-]
- what is pyrrhic victory?
#30 - newdevyx has deleted their comment.
User avatar #32 - newdevyx (04/02/2014) [-]
*18 US soldiers died and 1500 Somali militias died. Also, 2000 died according to US sources.
User avatar #27 - bobthedilder (04/02/2014) [-]
Did we stop the spread of communism?
User avatar #28 - RageRambo (04/02/2014) [-]
It ended on terms that were in our favor. And considering the only major world power that is still communist and is actually coming out of it is China.
User avatar #29 - bobthedilder (04/02/2014) [-]
War crimes and deep distrust for the government is in our favor?
User avatar #31 - RageRambo (04/02/2014) [-]
Distrust of the government isn't exactly a bad thing. almost every country on Earth has committed war crimes. They're nothing new.
#36 - Actually at 18 in the US you can drink in your house with the …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/31/2014 on Yes, us Americans all wait. +11
#89 - rainbowmuffins (04/01/2014) [-]
depending in the state you are in
User avatar #79 - ainoninom (04/01/2014) [-]
16 in NZ and maybe aus, not sure
User avatar #66 - Garblestickleshlop (04/01/2014) [-]
in 29 states
#41 - anonymous (04/01/2014) [-]
5 in Britain
#38 - It's almost like an animated Doctor Who. But I actually like this.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2014 on 100 YEARS RICK AND MORTY +9
#65 - anonymous (03/30/2014) [-]
It's like Doctor Who is the doctor was less of a good guy type
#80 - anonymous (03/30/2014) [-]
Man, if you think about it, Rick and Morty are a monomythical thing, man. It is like this theme, that permeates all recent fiction, a guy and his younger friend, they guy uncovers some key to knowledge that is power and then shares it with a younger friend, or future heir. Hero and sidekick. Luke and Han. Han and Chewie. Spock and Kirk (the power is the warp drive and the replicators, man). Etc. Doc and Marty. The Doctor and TARDIS plus companion. Kal and Jimmy. God and Jesus. Zeus and Hercules.
#875100 - Infamous second son as well. Evil ending, Reggie dying, … 03/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#873595 - Just beat Infamous Second Son evil ending after doing first. I… 03/27/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#873413 - I have seen a handful of I:SS commercials and only watch a few… 03/27/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#9 - Unless he doesn't have an internet connection, there are a few… 03/27/2014 on Desc 0
#871672 - He was the prick we all knew and loved. 03/25/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +2
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#955 - Nintendokami ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami sits on the ground, holding the unconscious body of the man in her arms.**

What happened to that scary guy?
#976 to #955 - RageRambo (10/29/2013) [-]
Is he even still alive?
Is he even still alive?
#977 to #976 - Nintendokami ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
He's FINE!!
#978 to #977 - RageRambo (10/29/2013) [-]
That all depends on your definition of "fine."
That all depends on your definition of "fine."
#979 to #978 - Nintendokami ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
Alive. He's alive.

I mean, I can feel his breath on my hand... so he should be okay, right?
#980 to #979 - RageRambo (10/29/2013) [-]
I suppose. Let's see how long he stays... "Alive"
I suppose. Let's see how long he stays... "Alive"
#982 to #980 - RageRambo (10/29/2013) [-]
That should help. You just need to find some food.
That should help. You just need to find some food.
#983 to #982 - Nintendokami ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami smiles.**

Can you hold him for me?
I'm naming him Mikey.
#984 to #983 - RageRambo (10/29/2013) [-]
**RageRambo grabs him by his leg and holds him upside down.**    
   
   
Sure. Mikey will be in mostly safe hands.
**RageRambo grabs him by his leg and holds him upside down.**


Sure. Mikey will be in mostly safe hands.
#985 to #984 - Nintendokami ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
H-hey! Don't hurt Mikey!

He's warm..
#986 to #985 - RageRambo (10/29/2013) [-]
He'll be fine... Mostly.
He'll be fine... Mostly.
#987 to #986 - Nintendokami ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
You're gonna make blood rush to his head and he's gonna die!
#988 to #987 - RageRambo (10/29/2013) [-]
**RageRambo drops him**    
   
   
Okay okay...
**RageRambo drops him**


Okay okay...
#981 to #980 - Nintendokami ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
Could we feed him something..?

He might live longer.
#989 to #981 - RageRambo (11/04/2013) [-]
Sure thing. What did you have in mind?
Sure thing. What did you have in mind?
#956 to #955 - RageRambo (10/23/2013) [-]
**RageRambo thinks**    
   
   
Big politician with arms like trucks? Beats me.
**RageRambo thinks**


Big politician with arms like trucks? Beats me.
#957 to #956 - Nintendokami ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
You just lost him?!

Weren't you guys friends?
He was scary..
#958 to #957 - RageRambo (10/23/2013) [-]
He's off doing his political 						********					. If he's scary why do you care what he's doing?
He's off doing his political ******** . If he's scary why do you care what he's doing?
#959 to #958 - Nintendokami ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
...
I wanted to make sure he wasn't around..

...
He's really scary. He makes me cry internally.
#960 to #959 - RageRambo (10/23/2013) [-]
He's not hard to miss. If he were here he'd make sure the dead knew he was here
He's not hard to miss. If he were here he'd make sure the dead knew he was here
#961 to #960 - Nintendokami ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami holds up the unconscious man.**

I accidentally bit him too many times. Can you fix him?
#962 to #961 - RageRambo (10/23/2013) [-]
**RageRambo rolls my eyes and sticks the man with his finger**    
   
Remind me to never let you watch my dog. There.
**RageRambo rolls my eyes and sticks the man with his finger**

Remind me to never let you watch my dog. There.
#963 to #962 - Nintendokami ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami wags her tail.**

You have a dog?!
#964 to #963 - RageRambo (10/23/2013) [-]
I love dogs. I do. And after what you did to that poor bastard. I don't think you're ready for pet ownership.
I love dogs. I do. And after what you did to that poor bastard. I don't think you're ready for pet ownership.
#965 to #964 - Nintendokami ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Come oooon... he totally consented to it at first!

Besides, look at me.. do I look like I'd hurt a dog?!
#966 to #965 - RageRambo (10/23/2013) [-]
**RageRambo points at the barely breathing man**    
   
Somehow... I'm doubting that...    
   
You couldn't take care of someone made to take care of himself.
**RageRambo points at the barely breathing man**

Somehow... I'm doubting that...

You couldn't take care of someone made to take care of himself.
#967 to #966 - Nintendokami ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
I was thirsty!
#968 to #967 - RageRambo (10/23/2013) [-]
And how do I know at some point you won't be thirsty around my dog?
And how do I know at some point you won't be thirsty around my dog?
#969 to #968 - Nintendokami ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Because dogs don't have human blood!

Come on, please?!
#970 to #969 - RageRambo (10/23/2013) [-]
Take care of this poor schmuck and see if you get him not dying. And I'll consider letting you look at my dog through a pair of binoculars.
Take care of this poor schmuck and see if you get him not dying. And I'll consider letting you look at my dog through a pair of binoculars.
#971 to #970 - Nintendokami ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami licks the man's face.**

Wake up!
Wake up, wake uuuuupppp~ ♥
#972 to #971 - RageRambo (10/24/2013) [-]
**RageRambo watches**    
   
   
I'm no doctor... But is licking someone the way to administer first aid?
**RageRambo watches**


I'm no doctor... But is licking someone the way to administer first aid?
#973 to #972 - Nintendokami ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
Dog licks are very clean and therapeutic. And good for small cuts, I hear..
#974 to #973 - RageRambo (10/25/2013) [-]
Prove me wrong then.
Prove me wrong then.
#975 to #974 - Nintendokami ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami licks his cheek.**

WAKE UP!!
#821 - Nintendokami ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami calls out to you**

Raaaage! I'm home~!
#944 to #821 - RageRambo (09/15/2013) [-]
Have fun!
Have fun!
#945 to #944 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami whines, laying on the dirt.**

I didn't know Evolved could get the flu...
#946 to #945 - RageRambo (09/20/2013) [-]
It happens to the best of us. You'll be fine in a few days.
It happens to the best of us. You'll be fine in a few days.
#947 to #946 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami whines**

I'm dying...
#948 to #947 - RageRambo (09/20/2013) [-]
It's alright. I've had it too. Just sleep and pain meds.
It's alright. I've had it too. Just sleep and pain meds.
#949 to #948 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami reaches out for you.**

Can I borrow your jacket... I-I'm cold..
#950 to #949 - RageRambo (09/20/2013) [-]
**RageRambo rolls his eyes and takes off his jacket**    
   
Here.
**RageRambo rolls his eyes and takes off his jacket**

Here.
#951 to #950 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami smiles, curling up in it and pulling the hood over her head.**
#952 to #951 - RageRambo (09/21/2013) [-]
**RageRambo runs and jumps onto a building**
**RageRambo runs and jumps onto a building**
#953 to #952 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami reaches out**

Nooo... don't.. don't leave...
#954 to #953 - RageRambo (09/26/2013) [-]
**RageRambo turns around**    
   
Yes?
**RageRambo turns around**

Yes?
#924 to #821 - RageRambo (09/07/2013) [-]
So. What're we going to do with our new little friend?
So. What're we going to do with our new little friend?
#925 to #924 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
Uhhh...

Let's take him hunting!
We can see what he knows.
#926 to #925 - RageRambo (09/07/2013) [-]
Well, what're we waiting for? Let's go!
Well, what're we waiting for? Let's go!
#927 to #926 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami gets up, picking the man up with her tentacles.**

Come on, puppy... Let's find some humans..
#928 to #927 - RageRambo (09/11/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smiles and follows along**
**RageRambo smiles and follows along**
#929 to #928 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
Sorry I took so long, Rage... I went for a snack and got lost again..
#930 to #929 - RageRambo (09/11/2013) [-]
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
#931 to #930 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
You're not mad?

I figured you'd like.. Whipfist me in the head for something like that.
#932 to #931 - RageRambo (09/11/2013) [-]
You know what they say. Patience is a virtue.
You know what they say. Patience is a virtue.
#933 to #932 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
Since when is Alex Mercer patient...
#934 to #933 - RageRambo (09/11/2013) [-]
Since I literally have the rest of time to do what I want.
Since I literally have the rest of time to do what I want.
#935 to #934 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
I never thought about it that way.
#936 to #935 - RageRambo (09/15/2013) [-]
Well now your eyes are opened. There aren't alot of things I hate. The biggest one is cats. I. 						*******					. Hate. Cats.
Well now your eyes are opened. There aren't alot of things I hate. The biggest one is cats. I. ******* . Hate. Cats.
#937 to #936 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
...
Oh god, I hate cats, too...
#938 to #937 - RageRambo (09/15/2013) [-]
**RageRambo punts a cat down the street**   
   
Well. That's another thing we have on common.
**RageRambo punts a cat down the street**

Well. That's another thing we have on common.
#939 to #938 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
Where did you find a cat?!
#940 to #939 - RageRambo (09/15/2013) [-]
The 						*******					 are everywhere. Cats are hunters naturally. So they go out to find things to eat since most of the humans went the way of the dodo. I find them and punt them. simple as that.
The ******* are everywhere. Cats are hunters naturally. So they go out to find things to eat since most of the humans went the way of the dodo. I find them and punt them. simple as that.
#941 to #940 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
I haven't seen them!

Why didn't you tell me when I was starving?!
#942 to #941 - RageRambo (09/15/2013) [-]
Look in the alleyways! Sometimes you can find entire families to punt.
Look in the alleyways! Sometimes you can find entire families to punt.
#943 to #942 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami growls, running into an alley.**
#904 to #821 - RageRambo (09/05/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks and jumps down shifting to my claws**    
   
Nice find. How much should I infect him? Brawler? Juggernaut? Evolved?
**RageRambo smirks and jumps down shifting to my claws**

Nice find. How much should I infect him? Brawler? Juggernaut? Evolved?
#905 to #904 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami thinks.**

I want someone we could play with and Infected are so stupid... cute, though!
But an Evolved might try to run away..
#906 to #905 - RageRambo (09/05/2013) [-]
**RageRambo thinks.**    
   
Good point. Juggernaut... Goliath... Brawler...
**RageRambo thinks.**

Good point. Juggernaut... Goliath... Brawler...
#907 to #906 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
There's too many!

And Hydra is obviously not smart..
#908 to #907 - RageRambo (09/05/2013) [-]
To be honest. None of the infect are really that smart.
To be honest. None of the infect are really that smart.
#909 to #908 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Evolved it is, then!
#910 to #909 - RageRambo (09/05/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks and thrusts his claws into the screaming man transforming him into an Evolved**
**RageRambo smirks and thrusts his claws into the screaming man transforming him into an Evolved**

#911 to #910 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami sits down in front of the man, staring up at him.**

...are you alive?
#912 to #911 - RageRambo (09/06/2013) [-]
**RageRambo kicks him and he fidgets**    
   
He's fine.
**RageRambo kicks him and he fidgets**

He's fine.
#913 to #912 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
Should we... like.. get him some food or something?
#914 to #913 - RageRambo (09/06/2013) [-]
He's your pet. That means you have to take care of him.
He's your pet. That means you have to take care of him.
#915 to #914 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
What?!

Uhh.. um.. okay. What do Evolved eat... uhh... bananas?!
#916 to #915 - RageRambo (09/06/2013) [-]
**RageRambo shoots his whipfist into the air and snatches a pigeon. He shoots tendrils into the man  and forces the pigeons biomass into him**   
   
Evolved consume organic matter to survive. With you being the exception of course.
**RageRambo shoots his whipfist into the air and snatches a pigeon. He shoots tendrils into the man and forces the pigeons biomass into him**

Evolved consume organic matter to survive. With you being the exception of course.
#917 to #916 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami stares jealously.**

I-I could consume if I wanted to!
I..just don't know how...
#918 to #917 - RageRambo (09/06/2013) [-]
It should be a natural reaction whenever you tear someone or something living open.
It should be a natural reaction whenever you tear someone or something living open.
#919 to #918 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
But, it's not.. it just never happened..

...
I wish it would, though..
#920 to #919 - RageRambo (09/06/2013) [-]
Well. What do you want me to do?
Well. What do you want me to do?
#921 to #920 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
Have some sympathy for your poor disabled Evolved!
#922 to #921 - RageRambo (09/07/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks teasingly**    
   
When was the last time I had sympathy?
**RageRambo smirks teasingly**

When was the last time I had sympathy?
#923 to #922 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami thinks.**

....
...truuue...
#884 to #821 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo follows closely watching her make her way through the concrete jungle**     
   
   
Different. Not what I expected. But I'm interested.
**RageRambo follows closely watching her make her way through the concrete jungle**


Different. Not what I expected. But I'm interested.
#885 to #884 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami sees some big buildings and climbs down.**

...
Hmm..
#886 to #885 - RageRambo (09/04/2013) [-]
**RageRambo silently follows and jumps down watching**
**RageRambo silently follows and jumps down watching**
#887 to #886 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami walks into a big parking lot, looking around.**
#888 to #887 - RageRambo (09/04/2013) [-]
Well there you go. These places used to be built so quick you might've thoughted they airlifted them in.
Well there you go. These places used to be built so quick you might've thoughted they airlifted them in.
#889 to #888 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami laughs.**

Maybe they did?
#890 to #889 - RageRambo (09/04/2013) [-]
It wouldn't surprise me in the least. Don't care for humans that much. But they sure know how to get something done quickly. Sometimes anyways.
It wouldn't surprise me in the least. Don't care for humans that much. But they sure know how to get something done quickly. Sometimes anyways.
#891 to #890 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
Maybe we should have kept some, then...
#892 to #891 - RageRambo (09/04/2013) [-]
Nah. They'd be either spending their time trying to kill us. Or dying. And since you know who won't let us infect them...
#893 to #892 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami pouts.**

I say we do it, anyway... it would be fun to watch!
#894 to #893 - RageRambo (09/04/2013) [-]
Well. First thing is first. We actually need to find humans that aren't dead.
Well. First thing is first. We actually need to find humans that aren't dead.
#895 to #894 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami bites her lip.**

That... shouldn't be too hard... r-right?
#896 to #895 - RageRambo (09/04/2013) [-]
We committed genocide on a race of people we were trying to help! Help being used loosely and in the biggest quotation marks Microsoft Word will allow. And since your friend has the sixth sense to show up out of the blue every 						*******					 time we try. How hard do you THINK it's going to be?
We committed genocide on a race of people we were trying to help! Help being used loosely and in the biggest quotation marks Microsoft Word will allow. And since your friend has the sixth sense to show up out of the blue every ******* time we try. How hard do you THINK it's going to be?
#897 to #896 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami stares at the ground quietly.**

Aww, come on! You're Alex Mercer and I'm Maliko Wolfen!
We shouldn't have a problem infecting ONE human!
#898 to #897 - RageRambo (09/04/2013) [-]
If you want to infect a human. You can find one. I've exhausted all my knowledge for human hiding locations.
If you want to infect a human. You can find one. I've exhausted all my knowledge for human hiding locations.
#899 to #898 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami pouts, turning around.**

Fine!
#900 to #899 - RageRambo (09/04/2013) [-]
I'll be waiting.
I'll be waiting.
#901 to #900 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami runs off by herself.**
#902 to #901 - RageRambo (09/04/2013) [-]
**RageRambo sits on the ledge of the building**
**RageRambo sits on the ledge of the building**
#903 to #902 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami finally comes back, dragging a man in her tentacles. His arms are tied behind his back and he is kicking and screaming.**

I found this one living on hamster meals in the petshop with his girlfriend.
I ate her, though.. it's not like he needs her where he's going..

Told you I could!
#864 to #821 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
Well. Maybe if you go to the produce section in Walmart maybe you can find a fruit that's not rotten.
Well. Maybe if you go to the produce section in Walmart maybe you can find a fruit that's not rotten.
#865 to #864 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Can we go?!

I really want an apple.
#866 to #865 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
I'm not stopping you. Let's go.
I'm not stopping you. Let's go.
#867 to #866 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
I don't know where it is!

Do you..?
#868 to #867 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
Do you know the last time I've been to a Walmart? Good, because I don't either.
Do you know the last time I've been to a Walmart? Good, because I don't either.
#869 to #868 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
I lived in an alley in a box!

I couldn't even afford thing in it!
#870 to #869 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
You have super powers and you live in a box. Chances are you could've just taken something and who would stop you?
You have super powers and you live in a box. Chances are you could've just taken something and who would stop you?
#871 to #870 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
I didn't exactly have SUPER powers before this!

I mean, I'm awesome but still. I never tried.
I didn't like being around peooople, y'know?
#872 to #871 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
That's something we have in common. 						****					. People. why on Earth would I go to a Walmart FILLED with people?
That's something we have in common. **** . People. why on Earth would I go to a Walmart FILLED with people?
#873 to #872 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Maybe you were... hungry?

...or wanted a toy?
I dunno, man!
#874 to #873 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
Not lately. Relax. Jesus you get riled up easily.
Not lately. Relax. Jesus you get riled up easily.
#875 to #874 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
I panic when I don't know what I'm talking about!
#876 to #875 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
You're talking about getting something to eat.
You're talking about getting something to eat.
#877 to #876 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Yes. You...

You are right. Let's go.
#878 to #877 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
Lead the way.
Lead the way.
#879 to #878 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami walks out, looking around.**

Okay, um... I can do this. Maliko O. Wolfen leading Alex Mercer, oh god what am I doing... uhhhh....

Let's do this.
#880 to #879 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo puts his hand behind his back and follows**    
   
Go on. I don't bite.
**RageRambo puts his hand behind his back and follows**

Go on. I don't bite.
#881 to #880 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami gulps, taking a few steps back up the hill.**

A building.. we could climb one and get a better view. I know where a pet store is where I tried to keep a couple of.. people in tanks... it worked out okay at first, but it's been weeks, they're totally dead.
#882 to #881 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo follows**    
   
Pretend I'm not even here.
**RageRambo follows**

Pretend I'm not even here.
#883 to #882 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami runs until she gets back to some decent sized buildings. She climbs up, sniffing around too see if she can find any humans. When she can't, she keeps jumping across the rooftops happily, using her tentacles to swing on overhead poles.**
#844 to #821 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
How am I cheating because you don't have a good grip?
How am I cheating because you don't have a good grip?
#845 to #844 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
I didn't expect you to crash!
What happened to having decent balance?!
#846 to #845 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
What happened to your super strength?
What happened to your super strength?
#847 to #846 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
My arms are strong, not my tentacles!

I'm still practicing!
#848 to #847 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo lands next to a horribly run down train station**   
   
You're getting better. Come on. It's down here.
**RageRambo lands next to a horribly run down train station**

You're getting better. Come on. It's down here.
#849 to #848 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami follows you down.**

Where the heck are we...?
#850 to #849 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo pushes through the rubble and points at his corpse**   
   
Source of the first outbreak. Where I died. I'm over there.
**RageRambo pushes through the rubble and points at his corpse**

Source of the first outbreak. Where I died. I'm over there.
#851 to #850 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami walks over slowly, carefully stepping over the rubble. She stares down at it quietly.**

Whoa..
#852 to #851 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo nods**    
   
Things were crazy when it first started. But now things are so much better. So yes. I am both alive and dead at the same time. 						****					 everyone's logic!
**RageRambo nods**

Things were crazy when it first started. But now things are so much better. So yes. I am both alive and dead at the same time. **** everyone's logic!
#853 to #852 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami laughs, jumping back over to you.**

That is so cool!
#854 to #853 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo nods**    
   
Well. Where were you infected?
**RageRambo nods**

Well. Where were you infected?
#855 to #854 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami stares down.**

I don't remember.. I think it was near an alley where I used to sleep in the city. That's the last place I remember before I woke up..

Everything is fuzzy from before then..
#856 to #855 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
Ah well. 						****					 happens. What can you do?
Ah well. **** happens. What can you do?
#857 to #856 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
It's okay, though!
My life was so lame before this... and now I'm..
#858 to #857 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
No doubt there. Life is so much better when you're the only ones left alive.
No doubt there. Life is so much better when you're the only ones left alive.
#859 to #858 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
I can't say I regret this at all.

Thanks again!
#860 to #859 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
No problem.
No problem.
#861 to #860 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami holds her stomach.**

I'm hungry..
#862 to #861 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
Well. Most of the humans are dead or hiding or both. What do you wanna do for food?
Well. Most of the humans are dead or hiding or both. What do you wanna do for food?
#863 to #862 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Do you know where I can get some fruit?

I like fruit, too.
#822 to #821 - RageRambo (07/25/2013) [-]
Well Well Well. Where have you been all this time?
Well Well Well. Where have you been all this time?
#824 to #822 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
You know... I never got this and I was just, like... waiting for you to respond ALL this time?!

....
I-I'm sorry, Rage!
#825 to #824 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
Ah don't worry about it. Technology right?
Ah don't worry about it. Technology right?
#826 to #825 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami tackles you to the ground with a hug**

Raaage! I missed you so muuuch!!
#827 to #826 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smiles and pats your head**    
   
And there's my favorite little psycho.
**RageRambo smiles and pats your head**

And there's my favorite little psycho.
#828 to #827 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
I was pretty sure you were dead and I was coming to bite your corpse in the face until you hugged me and here you are! ♥
#829 to #828 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
I thought the same thing about you. Glad you're not dead.
I thought the same thing about you. Glad you're not dead.
#830 to #829 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Me, dead?

What kind of Evolved would I be, then?!
#831 to #830 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
Not a very Good one. But since you're alive. Great.
Not a very Good one. But since you're alive. Great.
#832 to #831 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
You wouldn't be a very good.. uhh.. virus if you died, but you never know.
#833 to #832 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
I'm already dead! And alive... Let's not argue specifics.
I'm already dead! And alive... Let's not argue specifics.
#834 to #833 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
So you're saying you can't die? But if you're also alive...

Man, that's crazy talk..
#835 to #834 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
I can take you to see my corpse if you want.
I can take you to see my corpse if you want.
#836 to #835 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami jumps up**

Heck yes!
#837 to #836 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo jumps off of the building**    
   
Try and keep up!
**RageRambo jumps off of the building**

Try and keep up!
#838 to #837 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami wraps her tentacles around your throat and pulls herself to sit on your shoulders.**

You're not getting rid of me THAT easy this time!
#839 to #838 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks and starts running and start "Accidentally" smashing into stuff**    
   
Then watch your head!
**RageRambo smirks and starts running and start "Accidentally" smashing into stuff**

Then watch your head!
#840 to #839 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami lets go, falling on her back.**

H-HEY!!
#841 to #840 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo bursts out laughing**    
   
Hey is for horses but grass is cheaper!
**RageRambo bursts out laughing**

Hey is for horses but grass is cheaper!
#842 to #841 - Nintendokami ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami gets up, running after you.**

You cheater!
#820 - drewbridge (07/15/2013) [-]
Wear a seatbelt.
Wear a seatbelt.
#800 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami follows after you**

I'm back..
#801 to #800 - RageRambo (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo stops and turns around**


And?
#802 to #801 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami kicks her feet**

Weeeeelllll... he's not exactly, uhh.. adamant about what you're doing. But he didn't exactly say NOT to... so that's good too, right?
#803 to #802 - RageRambo (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo cracks a smile**   
   
Well. Since he didn't say no... and I would do it regardless. Let's go.
**RageRambo cracks a smile**

Well. Since he didn't say no... and I would do it regardless. Let's go.
#804 to #803 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami grins**

What should we do first?
#805 to #804 - RageRambo (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo points at a large mountain**    
   
   
Our mutual friend Wookie has given me a few barrels of some whitelight that he got from God knows where. He wants us to infect that bunker with it so we can get this project started.
**RageRambo points at a large mountain**


Our mutual friend Wookie has given me a few barrels of some whitelight that he got from God knows where. He wants us to infect that bunker with it so we can get this project started.
#806 to #805 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami stretches her back**

Sure, that's easy.
#807 to #806 - RageRambo (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo grabs two barrels**    
   
One for me and one for you. The ventilation system is under a few feet of rock which we can remove. IT's easy now until you know who shows up to ruin our fun.
**RageRambo grabs two barrels**

One for me and one for you. The ventilation system is under a few feet of rock which we can remove. IT's easy now until you know who shows up to ruin our fun.
#808 to #807 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami grabs her barrel**

I bet I can beat you there!
#809 to #808 - RageRambo (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks and grabs his barrel**    
   
   
You're going to have to be really quick!
**RageRambo smirks and grabs his barrel**


You're going to have to be really quick!
#810 to #809 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami takes off running**
#811 to #810 - RageRambo (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo takes off sprinting and leaping towards thee mountain**     
   
Come on! You're gonna have to be faster than that!
**RageRambo takes off sprinting and leaping towards thee mountain**

Come on! You're gonna have to be faster than that!
#812 to #811 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami wraps her tentacles around your throat**

Now you can't run without me!
#813 to #812 - RageRambo (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks and grabs the tendrils**    
   
You do know this is a double edged sword right?
**RageRambo smirks and grabs the tendrils**

You do know this is a double edged sword right?
#814 to #813 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami grins**

Nope!
#815 to #814 - RageRambo (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo stops abruptly tripping you with your own tendrils and offering you a hand**    
   
   
You're going to want to make sure that you think your plans through before you do them.
**RageRambo stops abruptly tripping you with your own tendrils and offering you a hand**


You're going to want to make sure that you think your plans through before you do them.


#816 to #815 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami rubs her head, holding the barrel tight before taking your hand**
#817 to #816 - RageRambo (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo helps you up**    
   
It's all about planning. Make sure when you attack someone. That they can't use it against you. Just watch a few kung-fu movies! you'll get the hang of it.
**RageRambo helps you up**

It's all about planning. Make sure when you attack someone. That they can't use it against you. Just watch a few kung-fu movies! you'll get the hang of it.
#818 to #817 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami laughs**

I've never actually watched one of those..
#819 to #818 - RageRambo (06/03/2013) [-]
You really should. Martial arts aren't my thing. But it's cool to get some ideas out of.
You really should. Martial arts aren't my thing. But it's cool to get some ideas out of.
#708 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami carries a half full barrel on her back**

...
This is all I could find..
#785 to #708 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
I suppose that is true. But he is the one who has no faith. I have been doing everything I can to spread it and he comes in every time in an attempt to thwart it.
I suppose that is true. But he is the one who has no faith. I have been doing everything I can to spread it and he comes in every time in an attempt to thwart it.
#786 to #785 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami stares at the floor**

He doesn't want the world overrun with Evolved again, that's all.. so of course he'd try to stop it.
#787 to #786 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
And why not? They're going to be completely under our control. Wookie knows how to make people listen. That's his job. Besides. There are not very many humans left. What does he want to do with them? Let them starve themselves to death? THen where will we be?
And why not? They're going to be completely under our control. Wookie knows how to make people listen. That's his job. Besides. There are not very many humans left. What does he want to do with them? Let them starve themselves to death? THen where will we be?
#788 to #787 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
You can't ask me that.. I just do what I'm supposed to. You'd have to ask him.
#789 to #788 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo jumps away**

Well. Wookie and I are going to restart humanity. Whether or not you and wolv want to be involved is your issue. But try to stop us. And I know you won't like it.
#790 to #789 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami whines**

Don't just leave me here, I was helping!
#791 to #790 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
If you want to make yourself useful. Go talk some sense into Wolv!
If you want to make yourself useful. Go talk some sense into Wolv!
#792 to #791 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
He's not here!
He left like 20 minutes ago.

I don't want to just sit here and wait alone.
#793 to #792 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
Well. That's a problem isn't it? Better get started.
Well. That's a problem isn't it? Better get started.
#794 to #793 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
Get started doing what?!
#795 to #794 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
Finding Wolv .
Finding Wolv .
#796 to #795 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
He's not coming back for a couple of hours!

I just have to wait here..
#797 to #796 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
That's a You problem. I have to go and get things ready before that pest gets back.
That's a You problem. I have to go and get things ready before that pest gets back.
#798 to #797 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami whimpers**

Okay..
#799 to #798 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo jumps away**

Good girl.
#765 to #708 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo jumps down after the fight**    
   
   
Well that went... Well.
**RageRambo jumps down after the fight**


Well that went... Well.
#766 to #765 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami turns to you, sitting on the barrel**

That's what you call well?
#767 to #766 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo shrugs**    
   
What do you want me to say. Our friends hate each other. It came to blows and the next time they meet I don't think either of them are going to be as nice.
**RageRambo shrugs**

What do you want me to say. Our friends hate each other. It came to blows and the next time they meet I don't think either of them are going to be as nice.
#768 to #767 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami smiles**

At least we're still some sort of civilized, right?
If that's what you can call us..
#769 to #768 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo nods**    
   
More or less. Better than humans. But in some ways. Worse. More on the less philosophical side, That was fun to watch.
**RageRambo nods**

More or less. Better than humans. But in some ways. Worse. More on the less philosophical side, That was fun to watch.
#770 to #769 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami wags her tail**

It was pretty cool.. exciting, too!
#771 to #770 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo places a leg on the floor**    
   
One leg on the big ugly one.
**RageRambo places a leg on the floor**

One leg on the big ugly one.
#772 to #771 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami shakes her head and puts her leg down**

No way, Wolvie can beat him for sure!
#773 to #772 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo grins**    
   
   
Let's compare the two. Wookie's strength appears to be greater. He did manage to rip off one of his arms.
**RageRambo grins**


Let's compare the two. Wookie's strength appears to be greater. He did manage to rip off one of his arms.
#774 to #773 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami huffs loudly**

But he grew it back right after! The virus is stronger than he is, it just takes a little while!
#775 to #774 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks**   
    
   
Only because Wolv couldn't inflict any real damage to him.
**RageRambo smirks**


Only because Wolv couldn't inflict any real damage to him.
#776 to #775 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
Well, Wookie didn't do any real damage, either!
#777 to #776 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
Losing some armor and an arm I'm pretty certain counts as damage. Temporary damage. But damage nonetheless.
Losing some armor and an arm I'm pretty certain counts as damage. Temporary damage. But damage nonetheless.
#778 to #777 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
If you grow it back, then it's fine!
#779 to #778 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
Well. It still goes to show that someone can actually hurt the other. I don't think Wolv has anything that can hurt Wookie.
Well. It still goes to show that someone can actually hurt the other. I don't think Wolv has anything that can hurt Wookie.
#780 to #779 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
You know, you're supposed to stand up for the person that's the same as you!
#781 to #780 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
Says who exactly? I stick up for the people who think the same way as me.
Says who exactly? I stick up for the people who think the same way as me.
#782 to #781 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
I mean, what happened to your faith in the virus?!
#783 to #782 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
I am the one who has faith in the virus. Wolv lost it and refuses to test his faith. Wookie has faith in it. As do I. you and he are the ones lacking.
I am the one who has faith in the virus. Wolv lost it and refuses to test his faith. Wookie has faith in it. As do I. you and he are the ones lacking.
#784 to #783 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
W-what? Why am I included in that list, I've been trying to help!
#709 to #708 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie takes a breathe on his cigar**

Well. I'll see what I can do. This is probably the last batch in the world.
#710 to #709 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami puts it down in front of you**

That, or the military people moved it somewhere out of reach. Like to another island or something.
#711 to #710 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie peels off the top and his right arms turns black as his sticks it in the barrel**

Don't worry about it. This is perfect. I can make more of this easily. Now for the fun part. Bring as many people into the city as you can find. And please, I need them alive.
#712 to #711 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami bites her lip**

Alive isn't exactly... y'know... my specialty.
#713 to #712 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie takes another breath on his cigar**

It's easy. Fire a gun into the air a few times and start giving some orders. IF you have to kill one or two. So be it. Bring them here. And we'll finish the first part of our little job.
#714 to #713 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami walks to the edge, shrugging her shoulders**

A gun.. what...
I don't even know how to use a gun! If you recall, I use a bat for a reason.

But fine, I'm sure rounding up humans can't be too hard.
#715 to #714 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie blows some smoke into the air**


IT's not hard to figure out how to use a gun. Pull the trigger. Bullet come out. You've killed plenty of soldiers. Go bring me one of their rifles and I'll show you.
#716 to #715 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami nods**

But first, the mission. This is important, right?

I probably shouldn't wait. They might try to leave again.
#717 to #716 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
I don't care how you get them here. Just get them here.
#718 to #717 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami jumps off the edge**
#719 to #718 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
I'll be waiting.
#720 to #719 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami comes back pushing a big cage on top of a cart with a large group of people trapped inside**

Bird cages and wagon wheels.
Man, I'm a genius~ ♥
#721 to #720 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie jumps off of the ledge and can't help but smirk**

Crude. Yet effective. Told you it wouldn't be that hard.
#722 to #721 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami stands in front of the cage, counting**

14 people. Is that enough for... uh.. whatever you want them for?
#723 to #722 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie nods and his right hand glows red**


Perfect. For now. we'll get the rest of them later. For now. We're playing God and are going to restart humanity.
#725 to #723 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester jumps down off a roof, grinning as he lands in front of you.**

You appear to have some of my Whitelight...
I'd like that back if you wouldn't mind.
#759 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie shrugs.**

Take it. I already have the formula. And with these nano machines. I can just make more. And quite easily. Just as well. I don't think there's anything you can do to stop me. Now stop being a little pest and get lost.
#760 to #759 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester shakes his head and walks off down the street.**

I assure you, I'll be back.
This world isn't ready for the virus.
And I won't let it be taken by it.
#761 to #760 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie shrugs and starts walking away as well**


Suit yourself. But next time we meet. I'm not going to be as merciful.
#754 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie tilts his head back from the blow**


Not bad. I nearly felt THAT one. You're More than welcome in my new world.
#755 to #754 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester stops and brushes himself off.**   
   
Your new world will be a living hell if you use Whitelight.   
Evolved aren't the best thing to populate the Earth with.   
Normal infected, while much more stupid, are much easier to control.
**wolvester stops and brushes himself off.**

Your new world will be a living hell if you use Whitelight.
Evolved aren't the best thing to populate the Earth with.
Normal infected, while much more stupid, are much easier to control.
#757 to #755 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie laughs**
That's where you're wrong son. You see. I used the nano machines in my blood stream to remove some of the nasty side effect of it. They'll be like kids..
#758 to #757 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester holds out his arm, launching it at the barrel and absorbing the remaining Whitelight.**

Children or not. I cannot let more Evolved come into existence.
And that should be the last of the Whitelight.
I'm honestly surprised she found any.
#756 to #755 - rambowookie has deleted their comment [-]
#750 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie grabs your head and slams it into mine and throws you off.**

Not half bad son. What else you got up your sleeve?
#751 to #750 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester falls back, stand up and brushing himself off as he forms Whipfist. He pulls his arm back and launches the whip at your face.**

Plenty of things.
#752 to #751 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie catches the whipfist and yanks you towards me**

The thing when you shot 50 at me didn't work. What makes you think that a single one would do you any better?
#753 to #752 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester stomps his feet into the ground, pulling it back and you with it, switching his new left arm to Hammerfist and hitting you in the face.**

It's better for this.
#746 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie places your claw under his arm and rips off your left arm.**

You want to play rough? THat's fine with me.
#747 to #746 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester pries your hand off his head with his right arm, dropping to the ground and holding his torn shoulder as his arm slowly reforms.**

Oh... this brings back memories...
Too bad I've grown stronger since the last time.
#748 to #747 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie knocks you on the ground. Stomping on your chest several time before jumping and slamming both feet on your chest stopping to catch his breath with a foot still on you. He pulls out a cigar and takes a long breathe on it.**


Oh this is going to be alot of fun...


#749 to #748 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester grabs your foot and shoves it off him as he stands back up. He grabs you by the throat and slams you down.**

Yeah, yeah it is.
#742 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie smirks and grabs your upper arm and start slamming his other arm into your stomach.**

Of course. This is my specialty!
#743 to #742 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester laughs swinging his foot out into your shin.**

Come on, man!
At least hit me harder!

#744 to #743 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie trips and stumbles back before stomping on the ground. He grabs your head with both hands and lifts you off the ground ripping a large chuck of your armor off.**

No more kiddy gloves.

#745 to #744 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester grins, grabbing your arms as he forms Claws.**

Now this is more like it!
#738 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie grabs the tendrils that shoot at him and use them to start pulling you closer.**


Son. I've dealt with everything you can throw at me. Your little tentacle ******** ain't gonna do me any harm. Let me know when you're done.
#739 to #738 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester stands still, letting you pull him close.**

Fine. You can take a few hits.
But can you return them?
#740 to #739 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie nods as his right knuckle glows yellow and throws it at your head.**


Of course!

#741 to #740 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester forms armor and grabs your fist just before you hit him.**

I hope there's more to this than a light light.
#734 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie stands still and catches the blade in his hand now coated in the black substance. He snaps off the front half of it**

Nice knife! Think I'll keep it.

#735 to #734 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester leaps back, reforming the front of his blade and preparing to lunge again.**

Good trick. Never had that happen before.
Oh well, plenty more where that came from.
#736 to #735 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie stands still and lets the blade strike his forehead. He slides his head along the blade and headbutts you.**


Come on. What else ya got?
#737 to #736 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester stands back, holding his stomach. He stomps the ground and opens his arms, letting a wave of tendrils shoot out of him.**

Try this on for size.
#730 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie walks over to you and points at his cheek**

Of course I do. Once I've pounded you into the ground. You may beg for me not to kill you. This isn't the first time I've fought your kind. You can't hurt me. Hit me. Right here. as hard as you can.
#731 to #730 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester smirks, swinging the cage around to connect with the side of your face.**

With pleasure.
#732 to #731 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie stands perfect still as the cage shatters after connecting to my his head which leaves a black substance which recedes. He flicks his cigar at you.**

Is that it? If it is. I'm not impressed.

#733 to #732 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester pulls the fleeing humans back and throws them into a nearby building. He forms Blade and lunges forward, slicing at your neck**

Hah... wouldn't want to lose a possible lunch...
Now die, dammit!
#726 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie gives him a half smile**

And If I refuse?
#727 to #726 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester hits his fists together as he forms Hammerfist**

Then I'll have to take it back by force.
#728 to #727 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie smirks and a black substance coats his body**

I was hoping you'd say that. Let's see how long you last.
#729 to #728 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester gets behind the cage of people, lifting it up over his head.**

You really want to do this?
You could just hand over the Whitelight and spare yourself the shame.

#724 to #723 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami hits the cage**

You hear that, idiots? Be good. I don't want to murder you all!
#762 to #724 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
Now that he's out of the way. Let's get going.
#763 to #762 - Nintendokami ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
I'm ready whenever you are!
#764 to #763 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie starts walking down the road.**


Being a politician. I have access to all kinds of things you're not supposed to know. Like... A bunker not too far from here filled with hundreds of people...
#657 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami opens her arms**

Hey, look who it is. The best, most amazing Evolved back from the dark cold depths of rotting human death!
#698 to #657 - rambowookie (05/26/2013) [-]
**rambowookie throws my arms around you**

You're not so bad yourself sweet cheeks. You're going places. I can see it now! We'll start over! Create a new race on this planet!
#699 to #698 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami wags her tail happily**

That sounds so cool!
#700 to #699 - rambowookie (05/26/2013) [-]
See? I'm not that bad. We've got a lot of work to do. Let me know if you got any questions. First thing's first. We're going to need a bunch of that whitelight stuff.
#701 to #700 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
Whitelight...?

I haven't seen a barrel in weeks.. I'd have to do some real searching..
#702 to #701 - rambowookie (05/26/2013) [-]
Bring what you can find and we'll see about synthesizing it. Rage had the right idea. A bunch of people like you running around obeying our every word. And at some point expanding our empire to the stars.
#703 to #702 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
They're not very smart... and they don't even have cool tails like I do!

So don't get your hopes up.. but okay, I'll find some.
#704 to #703 - rambowookie (05/26/2013) [-]
That's what makes you unique! Take as much time as you need. I'm not going anywhere.
#705 to #704 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami looks over the edge of the building**

Alright.. I'll be right back.
#706 to #705 - rambowookie (05/26/2013) [-]
See you then sweet cheeks.
#707 to #706 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami jumps over the edge and takes off down the empty streets**
#678 to #657 - RageRambo (05/25/2013) [-]
Since the person I'm teaming up with is stronger than me.
Since the person I'm teaming up with is stronger than me.
#679 to #678 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami huffs**

No one's stronger than Alex Mercer..
#680 to #679 - RageRambo (05/25/2013) [-]
Well... It's not that's he's stronger than me. I just can't find a way to actually hurt him.
Well... It's not that's he's stronger than me. I just can't find a way to actually hurt him.
#681 to #680 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
I guess if you're going with him, I don't have much of a choice.

I'm sure not going back to being by myself..
#682 to #681 - RageRambo (05/25/2013) [-]
There's always a choice. It just has to be the one you're most willing to take.
There's always a choice. It just has to be the one you're most willing to take.
#683 to #682 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami looks up at you**

I take that one. I'll go..
#684 to #683 - RageRambo (05/25/2013) [-]
**RageRambo nods**    
   
Be ready for anything. He may be stronger and bigger than your average politician. But he's still a politician.
**RageRambo nods**

Be ready for anything. He may be stronger and bigger than your average politician. But he's still a politician.
#685 to #684 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami grins and bites her lip**

What can go wrong, right?
#686 to #685 - RageRambo (05/25/2013) [-]
**RageRambo can't help but smile**    
   
Nothing. And everything.
**RageRambo can't help but smile**

Nothing. And everything.
#687 to #686 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami wags her tail**

Sounds fun!
This might actually be a good idea.
#688 to #687 - RageRambo (05/25/2013) [-]
That depends on your definition of good.
That depends on your definition of good.
#689 to #688 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
Fun. Really fun!

Will we get to kill things?!
#690 to #689 - RageRambo (05/25/2013) [-]
I have absolutely no idea.
I have absolutely no idea.
#691 to #690 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
...Where is he?
#693 to #692 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami gulps, waving**

U-um.. hello.
#694 to #693 - rambowookie (05/25/2013) [-]
**rambowookie flicks his cigar at your feet**

Well. Don't stand there looking innocent. What?
#695 to #694 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami takes a step back**

Nothing! I was just asking where you were! You don't gotta get hostile!
#696 to #695 - rambowookie (05/26/2013) [-]
**rambowookie smirks**

What're you talking about? I'm in a GREAT mood! Thanks to you and little little friends genocide of most of the human race. It's left to nature to weed out who weak and leave the strong to survive. You. Me. Rage. We're the strong ones.
#697 to #696 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami smiles**

Well, when you put it that way... I guess you're not so terrible.
#658 to #657 - RageRambo (05/22/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smiles**    
   
   
Well. How was your little vacation?
**RageRambo smiles**


Well. How was your little vacation?
#659 to #658 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami sighs**

It was...interesting. I got a lot of scars from fire.
#660 to #659 - RageRambo (05/22/2013) [-]
Well. I'm sure you'll live. Regeneration makes life so much easier. If not a little droll.
Well. I'm sure you'll live. Regeneration makes life so much easier. If not a little droll.
#661 to #660 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami points to the one on her throat**

Well yeah... But look how cool it makes me look!
#662 to #661 - RageRambo (05/22/2013) [-]
I suppose that's true. Have you seen wolv any time lately?
I suppose that's true. Have you seen wolv any time lately?
#663 to #662 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami nods**

I see him every day. But he doesn't like talking..
#664 to #663 - RageRambo (05/22/2013) [-]
Well. That's his loss.
Well. That's his loss.
#665 to #664 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami nods**

What were you doing all this time?
Did you ever figure out what that guy wanted...?
#666 to #665 - RageRambo (05/22/2013) [-]
**RageRambo sighs**    
   
Talking. As for what he wants. Well. You're smart. What does a politician want?
**RageRambo sighs**

Talking. As for what he wants. Well. You're smart. What does a politician want?
#667 to #666 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Money and mass amounts of power over people?
#668 to #667 - RageRambo (05/22/2013) [-]
Bingo chica As far as that goes... Well that's pretty much it. He wants to rule. And he has the power to do it.
Bingo chica As far as that goes... Well that's pretty much it. He wants to rule. And he has the power to do it.
#669 to #668 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Rule over... what? Most everyone is either dead or hiding.
#670 to #669 - RageRambo (05/22/2013) [-]
Who else is still alive? That is worth being alive? Us. From what I gathered I think he wants us to either obey him. Or he'll deal with us.
Who else is still alive? That is worth being alive? Us. From what I gathered I think he wants us to either obey him. Or he'll deal with us.
#671 to #670 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Whaaat...

Yeah, good luck with that. It's gonna take more than his super armor to get that out of me.
#672 to #671 - RageRambo (05/22/2013) [-]
Well. He makes some pretty good points. I enjoy living. I couldn't beat him with anything I've tried. You're still welcome. But you do know how crazy politics can be.
Well. He makes some pretty good points. I enjoy living. I couldn't beat him with anything I've tried. You're still welcome. But you do know how crazy politics can be.
#673 to #672 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami gulps**

You're not actually going to... are you...?
#674 to #673 - RageRambo (05/22/2013) [-]
**RageRambo shakes his head**    
   
   
Me? No. Him however... That is in your hands.
**RageRambo shakes his head**


Me? No. Him however... That is in your hands.
#675 to #674 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
I mean... if he wants us.. you're not gonna go, are you?
#676 to #675 - RageRambo (05/25/2013) [-]
What are you talking about? He and I? We're on the same team.
What are you talking about? He and I? We're on the same team.
#677 to #676 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
W-wha?!

Since when do you team up with anyone?!
#569 - Nintendokami ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami comes back holding a little Cubone**

Figured you should meet him before the party. Can't have him freaking out and running away.
#633 to #569 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie pulls a cigar out and starts smoking**

Any day now.
#634 to #633 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami thinks of something and runs to the back of the building quickly with a loud howl**
#635 to #634 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie rolls my eyes and follows the howl**


Gonna sic one of your little pets on me?
#636 to #635 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami laughs and comes around the block on the back of a rampaging hunter**

Rage is right... You ARE smarter than you look!
#637 to #636 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie shrugs and blows some smoke from his mouth**


Which body part do you want me to give back? I'll give you the head if you want.
#638 to #637 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami jumps off the Hunter's back as he runs into you, running behind you and slamming her metal bat into the back of your head**

Wooo, home run!
#639 to #638 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie wrestles with the hunter and rips it's head off just in time to be hit by your bat. I toss you the dead hunter's head**

If your claws didn't hurt me. What makes you think an aluminum bat would? By the way. This belongs to you. Let me spell it out for you. You. Can't. Hurt. Me.
#640 to #639 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami gasps**

You killed my Tick-Tock!

I don't care if I can't hurt you! That won't stop me from trying my hardest!
#641 to #640 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie puts his foot on the head and takes another breathe on my cigar**

You're fighting an uphill battle. But I like your style. Whenever you're ready to give up just let me know.
#642 to #641 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami sighs**

Considering I'm still evolving, there's only so many attacks I have..
#643 to #642 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie claps his hands and offers you one**

Well. You're not dead. And clearly not much of a threat. Congratulations! You got the job!
#644 to #643 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami thinks for a second and shakes your hand with her tentacles**

Sweet!
#645 to #644 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie shakes your tendrils**


Let me know when your other friend is in town. Wolv-something. I want to see if he's made of the same stuff.
#611 to #569 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
Hmmm... Well. You'll see what you get once we get through your final interview.
#612 to #611 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami stares up at you**

Interview...?
#613 to #612 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie places one foot in the air and slams it on the ground, glowing green around his body**

Let's see if you're tough enough.
#616 to #613 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami growls and braces herself**

Let's do this.
#617 to #616 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie smirks and cracks his knuckles**

Let's see how many pieces I can break you into.
#618 to #617 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami holds out her arms**

You are always welcome to try.
#619 to #618 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie smirks as a black coating covers his skin**

Tell you what. I'm a nice guy. Ladies first.
#620 to #619 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami dashes towards you, slashing at your chest**

You'll regret that!
#621 to #620 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie stands still, smiling as your claws bounce off my chest**

Hold on. Let me get this look on your face on camera. It's priceless.
#622 to #621 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami growls angrily**
#623 to #622 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie right fist glows bright orange and throws an uppercut to your chin sending you flying**

DAMN! You went WAY farther than Rage.

#624 to #623 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami hits a wall and shakes her head, standing up and dashing at you**

I'll show you, then!
#625 to #624 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie laughs and puts his arms open**


Rage didn't lie! You're not one to give up! Give me your best shot!
#626 to #625 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami jumps forward, wrapping her tentacles around you tight to keep you still**
#627 to #626 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie looks at the tendrils and rips them off and grabs you by your neck and squeezing it.**

You think your virus gunk is enough to hold me? Rage tried that. I'm not like those limp-dick lawyers Or Chicken **** bureaucrats!
#628 to #627 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami coughs loudly, giggling at your statement**

I get choked harder than this by my own collar. Is that the best you got?
#629 to #628 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie throws you into the air and as you fall kicks you.**

You really are a glutton for punishment aren't you?
#630 to #629 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami grabs a pole with her tentacles and flips back, holding onto the wall before she hits it and climbing up to the roof**

I'm an Evolved! It's in my nature!
#631 to #630 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie jumps on top of the wall**

Sure. You're tough as he said. But you're not nearly as strong as he lead on. Tell you what. I'm going to stand right here. See what you can do.
#632 to #631 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami sorts threw her options in her head, trying to find something suitable**

...
#604 to #569 - RageRambo (05/02/2013) [-]
I heard politicians were thick skinned. But he's on a whole other level.
I heard politicians were thick skinned. But he's on a whole other level.
#606 to #604 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
W-what's that mean?!
#608 to #606 - RageRambo (05/02/2013) [-]
Well. I think it's up to him to explain that to you. He wants to "Interview" you.
Well. I think it's up to him to explain that to you. He wants to "Interview" you.
#610 to #608 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami whines and wraps her tentacles around you**
#614 to #610 - RageRambo (05/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo gets out of his way**    
   
Don't show any weakness. He WILL exploit it. Don't hesitate either.
**RageRambo gets out of his way**

Don't show any weakness. He WILL exploit it. Don't hesitate either.
#615 to #614 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami steps forward, nodding**

Alright..
#646 to #615 - RageRambo (05/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo pats your back**    
   
You're still alive. Which is good.
**RageRambo pats your back**

You're still alive. Which is good.
#647 to #646 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami squeals**

Did you see how good I did?!
#648 to #647 - RageRambo (05/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo nods**    
   
   
He's a tough bastard. You did great. Now he wants to interview Wolvester. If he shows up. That will be fun to watch.
**RageRambo nods**


He's a tough bastard. You did great. Now he wants to interview Wolvester. If he shows up. That will be fun to watch.
#649 to #648 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami sits down and stretches her back**

I'm sure we will. He's never one to pass up a challenge.
#650 to #649 - RageRambo (05/02/2013) [-]
We should get some cadavers for when he shows up. We can watch A politician and a virus beat the hell out of eachother.
We should get some cadavers for when he shows up. We can watch A politician and a virus beat the hell out of eachother.
#651 to #650 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami runs off, going to find some human bodies**
User avatar #652 to #651 - RageRambo (05/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo jumps off of the building and starts poking around for some bodies.**


Here we go.
User avatar #653 to #652 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami carries a human back, unconscious and alive**

Look!
He was in a basement!
#654 to #653 - RageRambo (05/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo nods**


Keep him out cold. When He shows up. There's going to be fireworks. And maybe a leveled city.
#655 to #654 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami hits the man's head against the pavement and carries him to the roof**

I can't wait~
#656 to #655 - RageRambo (05/02/2013) [-]
Neither can I.
Neither can I.
#570 to #569 - RageRambo (04/26/2013) [-]
**RageRambo raises one of his eyebrows**    
   
I'm... Interested. Where on earth did you find a Cubone?
**RageRambo raises one of his eyebrows**

I'm... Interested. Where on earth did you find a Cubone?
#571 to #570 - Nintendokami ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
He's a human.. well, he was. I smashed his skull with a bat before I infected him and he wasn't healing right, so we put the cubone skull on him... it kinda just grew that way.

Isn't that right, Bolty?
#573 to #571 - boltam (04/26/2013) [-]
E-Eep!!!

U-Umm....Y-Yes...
#572 to #571 - RageRambo (04/26/2013) [-]
You had me both interested and concerned at the same time.
You had me both interested and concerned at the same time.
#574 to #572 - Nintendokami ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
Come on, I'm a lonely Evolved. I needed some sort of pet, right? 'specially since Wolvie ATE my human boy.

Now be nice and say hello, Bolty.
#576 to #574 - RageRambo (04/26/2013) [-]
I could never stand people long enough to bother wasting enough time to form a relationship.
I could never stand people long enough to bother wasting enough time to form a relationship.
#578 to #576 - Nintendokami ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami grins**

Ah, but we're still friends, right?
#580 to #578 - RageRambo (04/26/2013) [-]
Considering you haven't shot me or tried to kill me... More than once. I guess I should say yes.
Considering you haven't shot me or tried to kill me... More than once. I guess I should say yes.
#581 to #580 - Nintendokami ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
Why the heck would I do that?!

Like... you'd probably snap my neck even before I got close!
#583 to #581 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie walks from behind a wall**

Hello sweet cheeks. Your friend Rage has told me quite a bit about you.
#585 to #583 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami gulps softly and steps forward**

Um... hello. Nice to meet you.
#587 to #585 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie nods and walks forward offering a large hand**

Don't be scared. I don't bite that hard.
#588 to #587 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami smiles softly and reaches out, shaking her hand with her tentacle**
#592 to #588 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie shakes her tendril quite firmly**

My friend Rage and I have discussed what we're going to do with the world. Since he like people as much as a virus can. We entered a mutual agreement.
#594 to #592 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami tilts her head**

What sort of agreement?
#596 to #594 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
Well. Clearly this world's people are ****** . We "worked" out that he would get me elected and I would fix this ******** we call a planet.
#599 to #596 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
Isn't it hard to get elected when all the humans are dead?
#601 to #599 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
Makes the competition that much easier. Less whiny people to please.
#603 to #601 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
What are you getting out of doing this?
#605 to #603 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
Power. Prestige. Control. A new world. What more could anyone ask for?
#607 to #605 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
What do WE get out of this?
#582 to #581 - RageRambo (05/02/2013) [-]
Remember shortly after we met? I remember you... Well. At least telling me you had to kill me. But that's beside the point. I have however. Entered politics. Sort of. I have a friend I want you to meet.
Remember shortly after we met? I remember you... Well. At least telling me you had to kill me. But that's beside the point. I have however. Entered politics. Sort of. I have a friend I want you to meet.
#584 to #582 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami hides behind you quickly**

He's kind of terrifying.
#586 to #584 - RageRambo (05/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks**    
   
Since when did humans scare you so much?
**RageRambo smirks**

Since when did humans scare you so much?
#589 to #586 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami bites her lip**

If he's friends with you, he's not just a normal human.
#590 to #589 - RageRambo (05/02/2013) [-]
You're smarter than you look. And for a politician. Let's just say, you really don't want to get on his bad side. You're right about him not being normal. But he is human.
You're smarter than you look. And for a politician. Let's just say, you really don't want to get on his bad side. You're right about him not being normal. But he is human.
#591 to #590 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami holds onto your jacket**

...Who is he? Where did he come from?
#593 to #591 - RageRambo (05/02/2013) [-]
His name is Senator Wookie. And the presidential candidate for the US's 2016 election. He sent me an email and asked for an "Interview"
His name is Senator Wookie. And the presidential candidate for the US's 2016 election. He sent me an email and asked for an "Interview"
#595 to #593 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
What... kind of interview?

Wait, how do you even get an internet connection?
#597 to #595 - RageRambo (05/02/2013) [-]
A very similar interview that took place between me and your friend wolvester. But... A little more one sided.    
   
In this day and age. IT's not that hard. Who doesn't have a wireless internet connection from their cellphone?
A very similar interview that took place between me and your friend wolvester. But... A little more one sided.

In this day and age. IT's not that hard. Who doesn't have a wireless internet connection from their cellphone?
#598 to #597 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
What happened, then? What did you talk about?
#600 to #598 - RageRambo (05/02/2013) [-]
I'm not going to lie. He's a hell of a lot tougher than he looks. More or less fixing this 						**********					 planet. He and I share some ideals.
I'm not going to lie. He's a hell of a lot tougher than he looks. More or less fixing this ********** planet. He and I share some ideals.
#602 to #600 - Nintendokami ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
You know... I'm kinda getting the feeling that there's a bad side to this.
#575 to #574 - boltam (04/26/2013) [-]
U-Um...

H-Hello Mister Rage Sir...
#577 to #575 - RageRambo (04/26/2013) [-]
So you're her little pet?
So you're her little pet?
#579 to #577 - boltam (04/26/2013) [-]
Ummm...Y-Yes....

Thats me...
#547 - Nintendokami ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami waves to you**
#568 to #547 - RageRambo (04/25/2013) [-]
Do what you want. Surprise me.
Do what you want. Surprise me.
#548 to #547 - RageRambo (04/24/2013) [-]
Well. Long time no see.
Well. Long time no see.
#549 to #548 - Nintendokami ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami smiles**

And here I thought you took a Whitelight bath~
#550 to #549 - RageRambo (04/24/2013) [-]
Hahaha. No, I've just been pretty busy lately. Finally have some free time.
Hahaha. No, I've just been pretty busy lately. Finally have some free time.
#551 to #550 - Nintendokami ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami stretches her back**

I realized that it's been quiet since we cleared those streets.
#552 to #551 - RageRambo (04/24/2013) [-]
**RageRambo cracks his neck**    
   
It has. Have any misadventures while I was preoccupied?
**RageRambo cracks his neck**

It has. Have any misadventures while I was preoccupied?
#553 to #552 - Nintendokami ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami shakes her head**

No, nothing since our tank massacre.

I've been enjoying it all. Sleeping under trees, playing on the swings... just.. being happy without any humans to bother me.
#554 to #553 - RageRambo (04/24/2013) [-]
Well. It  is hard to have a misadventure without anyway to get into trouble.
Well. It is hard to have a misadventure without anyway to get into trouble.
#555 to #554 - Nintendokami ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Exactly!

There is no one in a 7 block radius of my house!
#556 to #555 - RageRambo (04/25/2013) [-]
So you found a house? You thinking about starting a family?
So you found a house? You thinking about starting a family?
#557 to #556 - Nintendokami ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
I already have a son... well, close to it. A human that I infected a long time ago and I keep him as a pet. He calls me Mommy, so I suppose he is my son.
He survived my clawing and cutting and very nearly killing him, so I suppose he passed the survival test.

The house belonged to a couple of humans that I ate. It's pretty and you can see the moon so wonderfully.
#558 to #557 - RageRambo (04/25/2013) [-]
Awe. That almost sounds sweet.
Awe. That almost sounds sweet.
#559 to #558 - Nintendokami ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
We spent last night sleeping in a tree. Where do you sleep when you're not here?
#560 to #559 - RageRambo (04/25/2013) [-]
I haven't slept in nine months.
I haven't slept in nine months.
#561 to #560 - Nintendokami ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
W-what?!

Why not?
#562 to #561 - RageRambo (04/25/2013) [-]
Well... Why would I waste a good 8 or 9 hours on something I don't need?
Well... Why would I waste a good 8 or 9 hours on something I don't need?
#563 to #562 - Nintendokami ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
I forgot you don't have to sleep..

But what about our sleepover?
#564 to #563 - RageRambo (04/25/2013) [-]
Sleepover? With whom might I ask?
Sleepover? With whom might I ask?
#565 to #564 - Nintendokami ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
At my house over there!
#566 to #565 - RageRambo (04/25/2013) [-]
Fair enough. Will there be Cadavers?
Fair enough. Will there be Cadavers?
#567 to #566 - Nintendokami ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
....
I can get some.
User avatar #546 - blueflags (04/12/2013) [-]
I don't know you, but this:

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4532799/Why+we+invaded/

was ******* hilarious.

Thank you.
#523 - Nintendokami ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami sticks her head out of the tank**

....
Rage...?

Where are you?
#544 to #523 - RageRambo (03/22/2013) [-]
**RageRambo grabs the gun, spins it around mowing down anything that moves spraying blood and guts all over the street**

Run run! Run as fast as you can!!!

#545 to #544 - Nintendokami ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami floors the gas pedal, screeching on the road before zooming forward**

Wooooo!!!
#524 to #523 - RageRambo (03/21/2013) [-]
**RageRambo walks over after tossing a dead soldier aside.**    
   
I haven't gone anywhere.
**RageRambo walks over after tossing a dead soldier aside.**

I haven't gone anywhere.
#525 to #524 - Nintendokami ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami wags her tail**

I thought you left without me...
#526 to #525 - RageRambo (03/21/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smiles**    
   
Of course not. I would never do that to you. We're friends.
**RageRambo smiles**

Of course not. I would never do that to you. We're friends.