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#32 - What song is that?  [+] (1 reply) 06/10/2016 on Top player on the server +1
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#37 - plataeiou (06/10/2016) [-]
Running in the 90's
#5 - She wanna be Rolf so bad.  [+] (1 reply) 05/03/2016 on When you go all out for a... +80
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#71 - upunkpunk (05/04/2016) [-]
"She wanna"

you're taking this black tweets thing too far lol
#91 - The Creatures. From left to right. SSoHPKC, Kootra, …  [+] (1 reply) 04/01/2016 on Souls Lore - Demons 0
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#93 - thepimpleoffury (04/01/2016) [-]
You deserve fellatio by a person of your choosing
#31 - Thawne's powers work differently than Flash's. Thawn…  [+] (4 replies) 04/01/2016 on Flash V Professor Zoom +10
#46 - anon (04/01/2016) [-]
Actually Thawne does have Flash's powers since he recreated the experiment that gave Barry Allen his powers. Hunter Zolomon, is the guy who slows down time for super speed and he's Wally West's enemy.
#65 - psychrophile (04/01/2016) [-]
Yeah, this was my understanding as well. Thawne is a speed-force user, and Zolomon manipulates time.
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#41 - deathtobreakfast (04/01/2016) [-]
But still, slowing down time wouldn't change that the bullet is faster than the bang, meaning that the bullet will reach his head before the sound reaches his ears to then be processed by the brain before he can react. Even if the bullet starts with a speed below Mach 1 it would still be too fast for him to process.

Bullet => Head
Shot => sound => Ears => Brain => Procession => Reaction
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#56 - RageRambo (04/01/2016) [-]
I was agreeing with you. I was just explaining the difference between Thawne and Barry.
#16 - Well. Goku can go Super Saiyan which is a 50x multiplier for p…  [+] (3 replies) 02/21/2016 on Why always VS? +9
#42 - lastsamurai (02/22/2016) [-]
You can't be faster than the speed of light, or survive more than a black hole.
You can't overdo superman.
Unless you have mental powers.
#62 - saucecollector (02/22/2016) [-]
Flash's top speed is about 23 tretacillion the speed of light.

A few million x faster than Superman. Soooo..
#64 - lastsamurai (02/23/2016) [-]
You can't just physics like that, if flash was real he'd kill superman and every villain in the world in 0 seconds.
He could literally just push himself through people like they were butter.
#38 - "Superheroes are for children"  [+] (5 replies) 01/12/2016 on (untitled) +11
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#94 - europe (01/19/2016) [-]
Adding gore doesn't make something more mature
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#44 - mrsiggesu (01/12/2016) [-]
#46 - taintedangel (01/12/2016) [-]
The Sentry ripped the Greek god Ares in half, right down the middle during the "Siege" story event.

>Norman Osborne (Iron Patriot) was given control of S.H.I.E.L.D. for reasons in a previous story.
>Made his own Avengers team consisting of villains (except Sentry, who was a hero)
>Bullseye as Hawkeye, Venom (Mac Gargan) as Spider-Man, Ares, ect.
>Ragnorok happened earlier and Asgard was destroyed
>Thor rebuilt it in Oklahoma. Even legally bought the land to build New Agard on
>New Asgard was doing well and got along with the nearby town
>Osborne, being the paranoid motherfucker decides to attack New Asgard
>Sics Sentry on the city to destroy it by telling him Loki has taken control (was a lie)
>Sentry loses control and loses himself to his "Void" persona (his antithesis in every regard) because he wanted to kill Osborne for lying to him
>Sentry attacks Ares in rage
>One-sided fight between the Greek God of War and the mand with the power of 1 million exploding suns ensues
>Ares gets the shit kicked out of him super hard (like LVL 1 Magikarp v LVL 100 Mewtwo)
>Sentry takes no damage and then finally rips him in half in front of everyone there (the real Avengers, Osborne's Avengers, Asgard, the local Oklahomans)
#79 - vvthegreats (01/12/2016) [-]
Story link pls? Sounds intriguing.
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#89 - taintedangel (01/13/2016) [-]
You'd have to read these following stories (in order) for theses things to make sense
1) Thor vol 2: #80 - #85 (Ragnarok)
2) Avengers Disassembled
3) Secret Invasion (how Osborne became director of S.H.I.E.L.D.)
4) Dark Reign (the following events for one year under Osborne's Avengers)
5) Thor vol 1: #606 - #610
6) Seige
#5 - My God... He really is the Sentry...  [+] (1 reply) 12/30/2015 on The Hero We Need +10
#56 - guardianatreyu (12/30/2015) [-]
Doesn't that mean he'll become Void?