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#116 - He isn't OP as **** anymore and regularly gets his ass …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/30/2015 on Batman V Ironman : Dawn of... +1
User avatar #203 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
Yeah I saw that movie. That was the best representation of Dc heroes I have ever seen. if only the son of bat man series were that good.
User avatar #216 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
That movie, Justice League War, was pretty much the first few issues of the New 52 Justice League.

Shazam wasn't there, Aquaman was, and when they stabbed Darkseid's eyes in the comics, very little was actually done as he could still see unlike in the movie.
User avatar #217 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
I like the movie version. Shazamm is one of my favorite characters.
User avatar #220 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
He was really good in the movie. Sadly Shazam doesn't appear in New 52 that much unless you're reading Future's End. Which is very good IMO.

Love how both he and Flash took out the other eye with a crowbar and some lightning.
User avatar #222 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
yeah. I like shazam because he is just as strong as supes , but is still a kid. He is the definition of a God trying to be human. His sense of morality is con-strewed sometimes. I also think hios relationship with superman is just as good as Batman and dick graysons.
#224 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
Shazam is a very interesting character and I wish they would do more with him.

Him and Fifty Sue.
User avatar #225 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
she seems fun
#112 - Also, the 100 quintillion tons thing was when he was lethally … 04/30/2015 on Batman V Ironman : Dawn of... +1
#111 - Superman Prime is indeed OP as **** . I'm talking about …  [+] (9 new replies) 04/30/2015 on Batman V Ironman : Dawn of... +1
User avatar #115 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
If were referencing to solely new 52 superman, then I cannot say much. I don't know a lot about him just heard he is a lot weaker. However just because one iteration is balanced doesnt not change what came before. Having strong characters is fine. Having them be the focus of a comic or a key player in many of them isnt. It's like whats the point if you know there is no stopping the guy who is always there? Ive seen Darkseid someone supposedly op as flying hell get beat in a 1 v1 vs superman.
User avatar #116 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
He isn't OP as shit anymore and regularly gets his ass kicked. He even has a new power in which he vents all of his stored solar energy in an explosion, but it leaves him as weak as a human for about a day. He even accidentally got drunk.

Shitty writing. New 52 Darkseid was kicking the League's ass and they only won by throwing him back to Apokolips with literally not a scratch on him. Hell, he's about to go to war with the Anti-Monitor. If it makes you feel any better, New 52 DS one shot Superman with only one Omega beam. The other was going after Flash, but he was able to escape it by making it hit a bunch of parademons which he phased through.

They did stab him in the eyes with Aquaman's trident, and WW's sword, but that lasted a very short time as they had no other way to hurt him.
User avatar #203 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
Yeah I saw that movie. That was the best representation of Dc heroes I have ever seen. if only the son of bat man series were that good.
User avatar #216 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
That movie, Justice League War, was pretty much the first few issues of the New 52 Justice League.

Shazam wasn't there, Aquaman was, and when they stabbed Darkseid's eyes in the comics, very little was actually done as he could still see unlike in the movie.
User avatar #217 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
I like the movie version. Shazamm is one of my favorite characters.
User avatar #220 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
He was really good in the movie. Sadly Shazam doesn't appear in New 52 that much unless you're reading Future's End. Which is very good IMO.

Love how both he and Flash took out the other eye with a crowbar and some lightning.
User avatar #222 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
yeah. I like shazam because he is just as strong as supes , but is still a kid. He is the definition of a God trying to be human. His sense of morality is con-strewed sometimes. I also think hios relationship with superman is just as good as Batman and dick graysons.
#224 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
Shazam is a very interesting character and I wish they would do more with him.

Him and Fifty Sue.
User avatar #225 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
she seems fun
#107 - Also Molecule Man Any decent Herald of Galac… 04/30/2015 on Batman V Ironman : Dawn of... 0
#106 - Superman barely beat Thor. Sentry was killed ****…  [+] (17 new replies) 04/30/2015 on Batman V Ironman : Dawn of... +1
User avatar #110 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
Superman can lift something like 1 million qintillion tons. And punched time itself. scarlet witch has done those things yes, but still gets absolutely rekt by thanos.

Superman also has this bringing himself back to life trick. Thor also 1 v1d sentry and killed him.

yes but are A. a mere fraction of supermans overall strength. B. not nearly relevant enough to matter.

Odin isn't that strong, if he was the 9 realms would never be in disorder.
#126 - noonelikesdan (04/30/2015) [-]
See comment #122. Other things to note about the Hulk.
He can't die.
He gets stronger in every aspect the angrier he gets
That is all you need to know.
User avatar #202 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
Stop making the hulk seem invincible he gets his ass beat fucking consistently. By people no where nearing superman's level of power.
#204 - noonelikesdan (04/30/2015) [-]
No he doesn't get beat, he gets calmed down, superman is a weak piece of shit, face it.
User avatar #207 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
GG
User avatar #112 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
Also, the 100 quintillion tons thing was when he was lethally supercharged by Luthor and was dying, but had his powers boosted to crazy levels. All Star Superman.
User avatar #111 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
Superman Prime is indeed OP as shit. I'm talking about the newest version, who is the canon version.

You haven't read New 52. Superman's max strength is him benching the planet.

Thor only won that fight because Sentry WANTED to die. Sentry was kicking his ass BADLY.

Lol no. They are just as strong, if not stronger than current Superman.

Odin was so powerful that in his fight with Seth which was waged on several planes of existence simultaneously, the energy released from their battle was so powerful it shattered entire galaxies, and reignited dying suns.[43]

↑ Journey into Mystery #513

Odin is crazy powerful.
User avatar #115 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
If were referencing to solely new 52 superman, then I cannot say much. I don't know a lot about him just heard he is a lot weaker. However just because one iteration is balanced doesnt not change what came before. Having strong characters is fine. Having them be the focus of a comic or a key player in many of them isnt. It's like whats the point if you know there is no stopping the guy who is always there? Ive seen Darkseid someone supposedly op as flying hell get beat in a 1 v1 vs superman.
User avatar #116 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
He isn't OP as shit anymore and regularly gets his ass kicked. He even has a new power in which he vents all of his stored solar energy in an explosion, but it leaves him as weak as a human for about a day. He even accidentally got drunk.

Shitty writing. New 52 Darkseid was kicking the League's ass and they only won by throwing him back to Apokolips with literally not a scratch on him. Hell, he's about to go to war with the Anti-Monitor. If it makes you feel any better, New 52 DS one shot Superman with only one Omega beam. The other was going after Flash, but he was able to escape it by making it hit a bunch of parademons which he phased through.

They did stab him in the eyes with Aquaman's trident, and WW's sword, but that lasted a very short time as they had no other way to hurt him.
User avatar #203 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
Yeah I saw that movie. That was the best representation of Dc heroes I have ever seen. if only the son of bat man series were that good.
User avatar #216 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
That movie, Justice League War, was pretty much the first few issues of the New 52 Justice League.

Shazam wasn't there, Aquaman was, and when they stabbed Darkseid's eyes in the comics, very little was actually done as he could still see unlike in the movie.
User avatar #217 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
I like the movie version. Shazamm is one of my favorite characters.
User avatar #220 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
He was really good in the movie. Sadly Shazam doesn't appear in New 52 that much unless you're reading Future's End. Which is very good IMO.

Love how both he and Flash took out the other eye with a crowbar and some lightning.
User avatar #222 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
yeah. I like shazam because he is just as strong as supes , but is still a kid. He is the definition of a God trying to be human. His sense of morality is con-strewed sometimes. I also think hios relationship with superman is just as good as Batman and dick graysons.
#224 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
Shazam is a very interesting character and I wish they would do more with him.

Him and Fifty Sue.
User avatar #225 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
she seems fun
#103 - >Thor >Sentry >Hyperion >Gladiator …  [+] (53 new replies) 04/30/2015 on Batman V Ironman : Dawn of... +3
User avatar #142 - ljxjlos (04/30/2015) [-]
I´m with you with Thor, Hyperion, Gladiator, Odin and Scarlet Witch.

But Sentry is balanced as fuck due to his insanity. Same goes for Hulk. And compared to DC, Marvel still has lower-strenght heroes...they even say it themselves in a crossover event. I think it was Superman or something saying "their heroes are so much weaker then we are and still they fight foes just as dangerous" or something - not too sure, tho, about the exact words.
User avatar #144 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
As of his latest story, Sentry is no longer insane as the Void is dead.

I'll give you that for Hulk.

Ehh. Yeah. But recently, Marvel is killing their Multiverse to reboot it. And there was a universe. 4 million something, that basically had the Justice League I'll see if I can find the issue.

Sun-God=Superman.
Boundless=Flash
Analogues for Dr. Fate and Batman. And then a few others. Bascially the Justice league analogue was annihilating the Avengers until Dr. Strange stepped in and pretty much soloed them all.
User avatar #147 - ljxjlos (04/30/2015) [-]
Really? When did this happen?

I know, I know. I´m actually digging it, to be honest. Some things have been incredible.

Ah, right, I think I remember...it was during one of the incursions...New Avengers something around 30 something, I think?

User avatar #151 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
User avatar #154 - ljxjlos (04/30/2015) [-]
Oh, okay. 9 Volumes off.D
#123 - noonelikesdan (04/30/2015) [-]
The Hulk, you forgot the Hulk
#125 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
True. Hulk smashed an Asteroid twice he size of the Earth.

Though Sentry still has him beat.

Also, Flash is best Leaguer.
#130 - noonelikesdan (04/30/2015) [-]
Also The Flash is stupidly op -.-
#129 - noonelikesdan (04/30/2015) [-]
Oh it was an asteroid not a planet.
He also punched his way out of a black hole and tore in a star in half.

But didn't Sentry and The Hulk technically draw in WWHulk? As Robert Passed out but Bruce had calmed down? I can't remember all the details, It's been a while since I read it.
User avatar #140 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
The Beyonder stated that there was no limit to Hulk strength.

Sentry was letting Hulk hurt him. Because as the Sentry, he had never really felt pain before. That and because of his fragile mind, was weakened.
#143 - noonelikesdan (04/30/2015) [-]
Apparently Sentry emitted some sort of radiation waves that could calm the Hulk too
User avatar #145 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
Puppy cuteness waves?

The Hulk loves puppies.
#146 - noonelikesdan (04/30/2015) [-]
Quite possibly :')

Also if Skaar the son of Hulk is canon enough to be brought into the debate, Then I think that Superman would be screwed seeming as Skaar cracked The juggernauts armor and sent him into the outer atmosphere with a single punch.
User avatar #152 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
People complain that DC has OP people run around, and then Marvel does the same damn thing and no one bats an eye.
User avatar #157 - guitarassassin (04/30/2015) [-]
It might be because Marvel at least TRIES to keep things grounded. They do fail from time to time with quite a few of their characters. Mostly the cosmic ones. Hell, I remember one Ghost Rider story had him take on the Hulk. Doctor Strange even says he's one of the few who could rival him due his "godlike" abilities. Though the catch is that the host keeps the spirit's power level in check. Especially if the Host is in control instead of the spirit. The fight ends with Johnny Blaze losing control, and the spirit takes the wheel. The spirit just leaves because the Ghost Rider avenges the innocent. The Hulk hadn't hurt anyone that was innocent.
User avatar #165 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
I've always gone with their different approaches.

Marvel has humans trying to be gods.

DC has gods trying to be human.

I say both of them are pulling it off decently. Iron Man fuckin' Vaporized a Shi'ar fleet, of which Gladiator was on and possibly killed by.

And Superman Found a new power that completely drains his powers in a powerful explosion and leaves him human for awhile. Then he got drunk.
User avatar #166 - guitarassassin (04/30/2015) [-]
Well, wouldn't you? I mean his metabolism had to be unreal before. Best chance if any to get drunk.
User avatar #168 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
Eh. Maybe. He got drunk after like 1 beer.

Though when he woke up the next day, he had a hangover and a stomach ache from all the food he went through.
User avatar #169 - guitarassassin (04/30/2015) [-]
Wait. One beer? Didn't even know that was possible. Has the writer not drank before?
User avatar #171 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
I don't know how many he drank. viewcomic.com/superman-v3-40-2015/

I assume just the one. But it could be that Superman's human metabolism is so damn weak because it's never had to fight off infections and bacteria without the solar power before.
#173 - guitarassassin (04/30/2015) [-]
That would make sense. Then again, writers do tend to forget to mention things like this. Hell, Wolverine has gotten drunk a few times, but it doesn't make sense because his healing factor should prevent that. At least, to a degree anyway.
User avatar #176 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
True. But it's fiction and I try not to take it seriously and just have fun with it.

Even if it should be impossible for Wolverine to get drunk.
User avatar #178 - guitarassassin (04/30/2015) [-]
Oh yeah. It should be impossible, but that doesn't mean it's not fun to watch.
User avatar #180 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
You ever read Larfleeze's stuff?

Jesus, it's as funny as an insane, delusional, psychotic extremely powerful being going around and pissing off conceptual beings can be.

With a Coluan Butler.
#155 - noonelikesdan (04/30/2015) [-]
Yeah but most of the ridiculously op people in marvel are gods or close enough to being gods, DC has just so many, it feels like there's only a few which aren't
User avatar #158 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
I've been reading a ton of DC stuff lately. That doesn't seem to be the case lately. Firestorm is pretty balanced. Batman just has plot armor, Cyborg is pretty balanced.
#170 - noonelikesdan (04/30/2015) [-]
I suppose it also depends on what series you're reading. I agree firestorm and cyborg are pretty balanced, but they have had their op moments. Then you also have the Flash, easily the most OP in the justice league, he can run faster than superman flies, pretty sure he can move at an atomic level of speed or some shit. Then there's Aquaman ( I know these are all justice league but they're just examples) he's basically superman, who can't fly and commands everything in the sea. Wonderwoman, essentially a female superman. Green Arrow, well, he's just badass, I'd love to see a fight between him and Hawkeye. Then there's the green lantern and Martian Manhunter Sure Manhunter has a fatal weakness to fire but he is still incredibly strong and then you have a guy who can do whatever he wants as long as he has a strong resolve. That's just the justice league.
#175 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
Flash is OP as shit. But also I love reading his stuff because out of the most recent stuff, his is a bit more light hearted.

Aquaman and WW at least in the New 52 version are weaker than Supes. WW got her shit pushed in by Doomsday in like no time. Aquaman is weaker than her.

Green Arrow vs Hawkeye? Would pay good damn money to see that.

Manhunter is pretty balanced. Fire isn't exactly uncommon.

Green Lanterns aren't that OP. You wanna talk OP, go read Larfleeze. But at least he has the benefit of being the funniest goddamn thing in existence.
#182 - noonelikesdan (04/30/2015) [-]
I thought in the Injustice series Aquaman was as strong and indestructible as Superman? And it was roughly the same time they made WW weaker? (Injustice was the last comic to do with DC I read, The new 52 just didn't appeal to me).
If anything I feel sorry for Manhunter, dies from one of the most common substances (is fire a substance?) on the planet he chooses to protect.
And well sure Larfleeze can summon his own army isn't he paranoid most of the time? and on top of that isn't the Green lantern corps the only corps not to be influenced by an Emotion? Thus making them superior as long as they will it.
User avatar #174 - guitarassassin (04/30/2015) [-]
>fight between Green Arrow and Hawkeye

Fine. Divide by zero. See if I care.
#188 - noonelikesdan (04/30/2015) [-]
Don't worry we'll have Deadpool and Deathstroke interrupt every now and then, we'll also have Spectre and The Living Tribunal fighting to decide the fate of Hawkeye and The Green Arrow.
#189 - guitarassassin (04/30/2015) [-]
You're just wanting the universe to implode, aren't you?
#191 - noonelikesdan (04/30/2015) [-]
How else would you defeat the one who created it?
User avatar #104 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
could 6 v 1 superman and lose.
User avatar #107 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
Also

Molecule Man

Any decent Herald of Galactus

The Beyonder

Marvel is OP as shit too. Nigga read the damn comics.
User avatar #106 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
Superman barely beat Thor.

Sentry was killed fucking TWICE in one comic and just brought himself back to life. Not to mention he was thrashing THor and the rest of the Avengers when they were on Magic steroids.

Hyperion and Gladiator are pretty much Superman clones.

Odin fucking nukes Galaxies on a whim

Scarlet Witch as assfucked all of reality several times.
User avatar #110 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
Superman can lift something like 1 million qintillion tons. And punched time itself. scarlet witch has done those things yes, but still gets absolutely rekt by thanos.

Superman also has this bringing himself back to life trick. Thor also 1 v1d sentry and killed him.

yes but are A. a mere fraction of supermans overall strength. B. not nearly relevant enough to matter.

Odin isn't that strong, if he was the 9 realms would never be in disorder.
#126 - noonelikesdan (04/30/2015) [-]
See comment #122. Other things to note about the Hulk.
He can't die.
He gets stronger in every aspect the angrier he gets
That is all you need to know.
User avatar #202 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
Stop making the hulk seem invincible he gets his ass beat fucking consistently. By people no where nearing superman's level of power.
#204 - noonelikesdan (04/30/2015) [-]
No he doesn't get beat, he gets calmed down, superman is a weak piece of shit, face it.
User avatar #207 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
GG
User avatar #112 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
Also, the 100 quintillion tons thing was when he was lethally supercharged by Luthor and was dying, but had his powers boosted to crazy levels. All Star Superman.
User avatar #111 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
Superman Prime is indeed OP as shit. I'm talking about the newest version, who is the canon version.

You haven't read New 52. Superman's max strength is him benching the planet.

Thor only won that fight because Sentry WANTED to die. Sentry was kicking his ass BADLY.

Lol no. They are just as strong, if not stronger than current Superman.

Odin was so powerful that in his fight with Seth which was waged on several planes of existence simultaneously, the energy released from their battle was so powerful it shattered entire galaxies, and reignited dying suns.[43]

↑ Journey into Mystery #513

Odin is crazy powerful.
User avatar #115 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
If were referencing to solely new 52 superman, then I cannot say much. I don't know a lot about him just heard he is a lot weaker. However just because one iteration is balanced doesnt not change what came before. Having strong characters is fine. Having them be the focus of a comic or a key player in many of them isnt. It's like whats the point if you know there is no stopping the guy who is always there? Ive seen Darkseid someone supposedly op as flying hell get beat in a 1 v1 vs superman.
User avatar #116 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
He isn't OP as shit anymore and regularly gets his ass kicked. He even has a new power in which he vents all of his stored solar energy in an explosion, but it leaves him as weak as a human for about a day. He even accidentally got drunk.

Shitty writing. New 52 Darkseid was kicking the League's ass and they only won by throwing him back to Apokolips with literally not a scratch on him. Hell, he's about to go to war with the Anti-Monitor. If it makes you feel any better, New 52 DS one shot Superman with only one Omega beam. The other was going after Flash, but he was able to escape it by making it hit a bunch of parademons which he phased through.

They did stab him in the eyes with Aquaman's trident, and WW's sword, but that lasted a very short time as they had no other way to hurt him.
User avatar #203 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
Yeah I saw that movie. That was the best representation of Dc heroes I have ever seen. if only the son of bat man series were that good.
User avatar #216 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
That movie, Justice League War, was pretty much the first few issues of the New 52 Justice League.

Shazam wasn't there, Aquaman was, and when they stabbed Darkseid's eyes in the comics, very little was actually done as he could still see unlike in the movie.
User avatar #217 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
I like the movie version. Shazamm is one of my favorite characters.
User avatar #220 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
He was really good in the movie. Sadly Shazam doesn't appear in New 52 that much unless you're reading Future's End. Which is very good IMO.

Love how both he and Flash took out the other eye with a crowbar and some lightning.
User avatar #222 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
yeah. I like shazam because he is just as strong as supes , but is still a kid. He is the definition of a God trying to be human. His sense of morality is con-strewed sometimes. I also think hios relationship with superman is just as good as Batman and dick graysons.
#224 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
Shazam is a very interesting character and I wish they would do more with him.

Him and Fifty Sue.
User avatar #225 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
she seems fun
#225 - Story time. I had an abusive mother. At least from when I was … 04/20/2015 on I don't know what to do. 0
#26 - Flash: Rebirth.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on he always got a way 0
#32 - bonesss (04/20/2015) [-]
thank you!
#8 - Not true. All of their races were close because Flash LET them…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/20/2015 on he always got a way +12
User avatar #24 - dravoski (04/20/2015) [-]
I dunno I still see that conversation going more along the lines of
"THAGRFDERFTUIHNSHDSIERSEJLK"
"ICOIUHNFDAZFUEYGB"
...
...
...
BOOOOOOM!
#15 - bonesss (04/20/2015) [-]
hey i was wondering if you had the sauce on this comic pleas
User avatar #26 - RageRambo (04/20/2015) [-]
Flash: Rebirth.
#32 - bonesss (04/20/2015) [-]
thank you!
#12 - angelious (04/20/2015) [-]
thats actually character shilling. the flash in this picture is called barry. he isnt even the fastest flash but since he had been dead for 20 years most writers were just trying to show out "how amazingly cool barry is and how he is better than wally(who had been flash for the past 20 years now)



superman has a dozen of feats where he has tagged flash in combat, and when flash has not wanted to be touched. its true is he faster than supes. but not fast enough that he has the luxury of just "deciding wether or not superman can touch him"
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#1198390 - Okay so Vicar Amelia Bedelia is kicking my ass up and down the…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1198407 - ehzio (03/30/2015) [-]
Yeah I killed her at lvl 33. Don't sorry I couldn't find anyone nor join anyone for the sake of my life. I haven't seen another hunter in long time and I'm 67 now.

Anyway Vicars is actually very easy, did it on my first try. What ever you do stay near her leg and hack away. She'll eventually collapse and then you can move onto the head. Be warned of her gay ass swiper no swiper attack for those will knock you back.
#29 - Not quite. This is Flash Rebirth. Barry was Killed a… 03/30/2015 on The Life and Times of Barry... +4
#51 - .2 seconds later.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/29/2015 on Nordic Masterace +4
User avatar #83 - horrusia (03/29/2015) [-]
Hahaha.. you guys wouldn't even know where to send the nukes..
User avatar #89 - themaaster (03/29/2015) [-]
North of Germany.
#90 - horrusia (03/29/2015) [-]
I think you mean north of Denmark.
Heheeehehe.............
shitshitshitshitshit
User avatar #91 - themaaster (03/29/2015) [-]
No.
#54 - They did on the PS3. 03/29/2015 on Insomniac doing the thing. +1
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User avatar #17 - dagold (02/15/2015) [-]
You get a thumb for using that the one time it was 100% legit
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#955 - Nintendokami (10/23/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami sits on the ground, holding the unconscious body of the man in her arms.**

What happened to that scary guy?
#976 to #955 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
Is he even still alive?
Is he even still alive?
#978 to #977 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
That all depends on your definition of "fine."
That all depends on your definition of "fine."
#979 to #978 - Nintendokami (10/29/2013) [-]
Alive. He's alive.

I mean, I can feel his breath on my hand... so he should be okay, right?
#980 to #979 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
I suppose. Let's see how long he stays... "Alive"
I suppose. Let's see how long he stays... "Alive"
#982 to #980 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
That should help. You just need to find some food.
That should help. You just need to find some food.
#983 to #982 - Nintendokami (10/29/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami smiles.**

Can you hold him for me?
I'm naming him Mikey.
#984 to #983 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
**RageRambo grabs him by his leg and holds him upside down.**    
   
   
Sure. Mikey will be in mostly safe hands.
**RageRambo grabs him by his leg and holds him upside down.**


Sure. Mikey will be in mostly safe hands.
#985 to #984 - Nintendokami (10/29/2013) [-]
H-hey! Don't hurt Mikey!

He's warm..
#986 to #985 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
He'll be fine... Mostly.
He'll be fine... Mostly.
#987 to #986 - Nintendokami (10/29/2013) [-]
You're gonna make blood rush to his head and he's gonna die!
#988 to #987 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
**RageRambo drops him**    
   
   
Okay okay...
**RageRambo drops him**


Okay okay...
#981 to #980 - Nintendokami (10/29/2013) [-]
Could we feed him something..?

He might live longer.
#989 to #981 - RageRambo ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
Sure thing. What did you have in mind?
Sure thing. What did you have in mind?
#956 to #955 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
**RageRambo thinks**    
   
   
Big politician with arms like trucks? Beats me.
**RageRambo thinks**


Big politician with arms like trucks? Beats me.
#957 to #956 - Nintendokami (10/23/2013) [-]
You just lost him?!

Weren't you guys friends?
He was scary..
#958 to #957 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
He's off doing his political 			********		. If he's scary why do you care what he's doing?
He's off doing his political ******** . If he's scary why do you care what he's doing?
#959 to #958 - Nintendokami (10/23/2013) [-]
...
I wanted to make sure he wasn't around..

...
He's really scary. He makes me cry internally.
#960 to #959 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
He's not hard to miss. If he were here he'd make sure the dead knew he was here
He's not hard to miss. If he were here he'd make sure the dead knew he was here
#961 to #960 - Nintendokami (10/23/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami holds up the unconscious man.**

I accidentally bit him too many times. Can you fix him?
#962 to #961 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
**RageRambo rolls my eyes and sticks the man with his finger**    
   
Remind me to never let you watch my dog. There.
**RageRambo rolls my eyes and sticks the man with his finger**

Remind me to never let you watch my dog. There.
#963 to #962 - Nintendokami (10/23/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami wags her tail.**

You have a dog?!
#964 to #963 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
I love dogs. I do. And after what you did to that poor bastard. I don't think you're ready for pet ownership.
I love dogs. I do. And after what you did to that poor bastard. I don't think you're ready for pet ownership.
#965 to #964 - Nintendokami (10/23/2013) [-]
Come oooon... he totally consented to it at first!

Besides, look at me.. do I look like I'd hurt a dog?!
#966 to #965 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
**RageRambo points at the barely breathing man**    
   
Somehow... I'm doubting that...    
   
You couldn't take care of someone made to take care of himself.
**RageRambo points at the barely breathing man**

Somehow... I'm doubting that...

You couldn't take care of someone made to take care of himself.
#967 to #966 - Nintendokami (10/23/2013) [-]
I was thirsty!
#968 to #967 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
And how do I know at some point you won't be thirsty around my dog?
And how do I know at some point you won't be thirsty around my dog?
#969 to #968 - Nintendokami (10/23/2013) [-]
Because dogs don't have human blood!

Come on, please?!
#970 to #969 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Take care of this poor schmuck and see if you get him not dying. And I'll consider letting you look at my dog through a pair of binoculars.
Take care of this poor schmuck and see if you get him not dying. And I'll consider letting you look at my dog through a pair of binoculars.
#971 to #970 - Nintendokami (10/23/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami licks the man's face.**

Wake up!
Wake up, wake uuuuupppp~ ♥
#972 to #971 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
**RageRambo watches**    
   
   
I'm no doctor... But is licking someone the way to administer first aid?
**RageRambo watches**


I'm no doctor... But is licking someone the way to administer first aid?
#973 to #972 - Nintendokami (10/24/2013) [-]
Dog licks are very clean and therapeutic. And good for small cuts, I hear..
#974 to #973 - RageRambo ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
Prove me wrong then.
Prove me wrong then.
#975 to #974 - Nintendokami (10/25/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami licks his cheek.**

WAKE UP!!
#821 - Nintendokami (07/25/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami calls out to you**

Raaaage! I'm home~!
#944 to #821 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
Have fun!
Have fun!
#945 to #944 - Nintendokami (09/20/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami whines, laying on the dirt.**

I didn't know Evolved could get the flu...
#946 to #945 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
It happens to the best of us. You'll be fine in a few days.
It happens to the best of us. You'll be fine in a few days.
#947 to #946 - Nintendokami (09/20/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami whines**

I'm dying...
#948 to #947 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
It's alright. I've had it too. Just sleep and pain meds.
It's alright. I've had it too. Just sleep and pain meds.
#949 to #948 - Nintendokami (09/20/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami reaches out for you.**

Can I borrow your jacket... I-I'm cold..
#950 to #949 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
**RageRambo rolls his eyes and takes off his jacket**    
   
Here.
**RageRambo rolls his eyes and takes off his jacket**

Here.
#951 to #950 - Nintendokami (09/20/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami smiles, curling up in it and pulling the hood over her head.**
#952 to #951 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
**RageRambo runs and jumps onto a building**
**RageRambo runs and jumps onto a building**
#953 to #952 - Nintendokami (09/21/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami reaches out**

Nooo... don't.. don't leave...
#954 to #953 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/26/2013) [-]
**RageRambo turns around**    
   
Yes?
**RageRambo turns around**

Yes?
#924 to #821 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
So. What're we going to do with our new little friend?
So. What're we going to do with our new little friend?
#925 to #924 - Nintendokami (09/07/2013) [-]
Uhhh...

Let's take him hunting!
We can see what he knows.
#926 to #925 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
Well, what're we waiting for? Let's go!
Well, what're we waiting for? Let's go!
#927 to #926 - Nintendokami (09/11/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami gets up, picking the man up with her tentacles.**

Come on, puppy... Let's find some humans..
#928 to #927 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smiles and follows along**
**RageRambo smiles and follows along**
#929 to #928 - Nintendokami (09/11/2013) [-]
Sorry I took so long, Rage... I went for a snack and got lost again..
#930 to #929 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
#931 to #930 - Nintendokami (09/11/2013) [-]
You're not mad?

I figured you'd like.. Whipfist me in the head for something like that.
#932 to #931 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
You know what they say. Patience is a virtue.
You know what they say. Patience is a virtue.
#933 to #932 - Nintendokami (09/11/2013) [-]
Since when is Alex Mercer patient...
#934 to #933 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
Since I literally have the rest of time to do what I want.
Since I literally have the rest of time to do what I want.
#935 to #934 - Nintendokami (09/15/2013) [-]
I never thought about it that way.
#936 to #935 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
Well now your eyes are opened. There aren't alot of things I hate. The biggest one is cats. I. 			*******		. Hate. Cats.
Well now your eyes are opened. There aren't alot of things I hate. The biggest one is cats. I. ******* . Hate. Cats.
#937 to #936 - Nintendokami (09/15/2013) [-]
...
Oh god, I hate cats, too...
#938 to #937 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
**RageRambo punts a cat down the street**   
   
Well. That's another thing we have on common.
**RageRambo punts a cat down the street**

Well. That's another thing we have on common.
#939 to #938 - Nintendokami (09/15/2013) [-]
Where did you find a cat?!
#940 to #939 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
The 			*******		 are everywhere. Cats are hunters naturally. So they go out to find things to eat since most of the humans went the way of the dodo. I find them and punt them. simple as that.
The ******* are everywhere. Cats are hunters naturally. So they go out to find things to eat since most of the humans went the way of the dodo. I find them and punt them. simple as that.
#941 to #940 - Nintendokami (09/15/2013) [-]
I haven't seen them!

Why didn't you tell me when I was starving?!
#942 to #941 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
Look in the alleyways! Sometimes you can find entire families to punt.
Look in the alleyways! Sometimes you can find entire families to punt.
#943 to #942 - Nintendokami (09/15/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami growls, running into an alley.**
#904 to #821 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks and jumps down shifting to my claws**    
   
Nice find. How much should I infect him? Brawler? Juggernaut? Evolved?
**RageRambo smirks and jumps down shifting to my claws**

Nice find. How much should I infect him? Brawler? Juggernaut? Evolved?
#905 to #904 - Nintendokami (09/05/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami thinks.**

I want someone we could play with and Infected are so stupid... cute, though!
But an Evolved might try to run away..
#906 to #905 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
**RageRambo thinks.**    
   
Good point. Juggernaut... Goliath... Brawler...
**RageRambo thinks.**

Good point. Juggernaut... Goliath... Brawler...
#907 to #906 - Nintendokami (09/05/2013) [-]
There's too many!

And Hydra is obviously not smart..
#908 to #907 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
To be honest. None of the infect are really that smart.
To be honest. None of the infect are really that smart.
#909 to #908 - Nintendokami (09/05/2013) [-]
Evolved it is, then!
#910 to #909 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks and thrusts his claws into the screaming man transforming him into an Evolved**
**RageRambo smirks and thrusts his claws into the screaming man transforming him into an Evolved**

#911 to #910 - Nintendokami (09/05/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami sits down in front of the man, staring up at him.**

...are you alive?
#912 to #911 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
**RageRambo kicks him and he fidgets**    
   
He's fine.
**RageRambo kicks him and he fidgets**

He's fine.
#913 to #912 - Nintendokami (09/06/2013) [-]
Should we... like.. get him some food or something?
#914 to #913 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
He's your pet. That means you have to take care of him.
He's your pet. That means you have to take care of him.
#915 to #914 - Nintendokami (09/06/2013) [-]
What?!

Uhh.. um.. okay. What do Evolved eat... uhh... bananas?!
#916 to #915 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
**RageRambo shoots his whipfist into the air and snatches a pigeon. He shoots tendrils into the man  and forces the pigeons biomass into him**   
   
Evolved consume organic matter to survive. With you being the exception of course.
**RageRambo shoots his whipfist into the air and snatches a pigeon. He shoots tendrils into the man and forces the pigeons biomass into him**

Evolved consume organic matter to survive. With you being the exception of course.
#917 to #916 - Nintendokami (09/06/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami stares jealously.**

I-I could consume if I wanted to!
I..just don't know how...
#918 to #917 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
It should be a natural reaction whenever you tear someone or something living open.
It should be a natural reaction whenever you tear someone or something living open.
#919 to #918 - Nintendokami (09/06/2013) [-]
But, it's not.. it just never happened..

...
I wish it would, though..
#920 to #919 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
Well. What do you want me to do?
Well. What do you want me to do?
#921 to #920 - Nintendokami (09/06/2013) [-]
Have some sympathy for your poor disabled Evolved!
#922 to #921 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks teasingly**    
   
When was the last time I had sympathy?
**RageRambo smirks teasingly**

When was the last time I had sympathy?
#923 to #922 - Nintendokami (09/07/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami thinks.**

....
...truuue...
#884 to #821 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo follows closely watching her make her way through the concrete jungle**     
   
   
Different. Not what I expected. But I'm interested.
**RageRambo follows closely watching her make her way through the concrete jungle**


Different. Not what I expected. But I'm interested.
#885 to #884 - Nintendokami (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami sees some big buildings and climbs down.**

...
Hmm..
#886 to #885 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**RageRambo silently follows and jumps down watching**
**RageRambo silently follows and jumps down watching**
#887 to #886 - Nintendokami (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami walks into a big parking lot, looking around.**
#888 to #887 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
Well there you go. These places used to be built so quick you might've thoughted they airlifted them in.
Well there you go. These places used to be built so quick you might've thoughted they airlifted them in.
#889 to #888 - Nintendokami (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami laughs.**

Maybe they did?
#890 to #889 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
It wouldn't surprise me in the least. Don't care for humans that much. But they sure know how to get something done quickly. Sometimes anyways.
It wouldn't surprise me in the least. Don't care for humans that much. But they sure know how to get something done quickly. Sometimes anyways.
#891 to #890 - Nintendokami (09/04/2013) [-]
Maybe we should have kept some, then...
#892 to #891 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
Nah. They'd be either spending their time trying to kill us. Or dying. And since you know who won't let us infect them...
#893 to #892 - Nintendokami (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami pouts.**

I say we do it, anyway... it would be fun to watch!
#894 to #893 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
Well. First thing is first. We actually need to find humans that aren't dead.
Well. First thing is first. We actually need to find humans that aren't dead.
#895 to #894 - Nintendokami (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami bites her lip.**

That... shouldn't be too hard... r-right?
#896 to #895 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
We committed genocide on a race of people we were trying to help! Help being used loosely and in the biggest quotation marks Microsoft Word will allow. And since your friend has the sixth sense to show up out of the blue every 			*******		 time we try. How hard do you THINK it's going to be?
We committed genocide on a race of people we were trying to help! Help being used loosely and in the biggest quotation marks Microsoft Word will allow. And since your friend has the sixth sense to show up out of the blue every ******* time we try. How hard do you THINK it's going to be?
#897 to #896 - Nintendokami (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami stares at the ground quietly.**

Aww, come on! You're Alex Mercer and I'm Maliko Wolfen!
We shouldn't have a problem infecting ONE human!
#898 to #897 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
If you want to infect a human. You can find one. I've exhausted all my knowledge for human hiding locations.
If you want to infect a human. You can find one. I've exhausted all my knowledge for human hiding locations.
#899 to #898 - Nintendokami (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami pouts, turning around.**

Fine!
#900 to #899 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
I'll be waiting.
I'll be waiting.
#901 to #900 - Nintendokami (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami runs off by herself.**
#902 to #901 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**RageRambo sits on the ledge of the building**
**RageRambo sits on the ledge of the building**
#903 to #902 - Nintendokami (09/05/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami finally comes back, dragging a man in her tentacles. His arms are tied behind his back and he is kicking and screaming.**

I found this one living on hamster meals in the petshop with his girlfriend.
I ate her, though.. it's not like he needs her where he's going..

Told you I could!
#864 to #821 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Well. Maybe if you go to the produce section in Walmart maybe you can find a fruit that's not rotten.
Well. Maybe if you go to the produce section in Walmart maybe you can find a fruit that's not rotten.
#865 to #864 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
Can we go?!

I really want an apple.
#866 to #865 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
I'm not stopping you. Let's go.
I'm not stopping you. Let's go.
#867 to #866 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
I don't know where it is!

Do you..?
#868 to #867 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Do you know the last time I've been to a Walmart? Good, because I don't either.
Do you know the last time I've been to a Walmart? Good, because I don't either.
#869 to #868 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
I lived in an alley in a box!

I couldn't even afford thing in it!
#870 to #869 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
You have super powers and you live in a box. Chances are you could've just taken something and who would stop you?
You have super powers and you live in a box. Chances are you could've just taken something and who would stop you?
#871 to #870 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
I didn't exactly have SUPER powers before this!

I mean, I'm awesome but still. I never tried.
I didn't like being around peooople, y'know?
#872 to #871 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
That's something we have in common. 			****		. People. why on Earth would I go to a Walmart FILLED with people?
That's something we have in common. **** . People. why on Earth would I go to a Walmart FILLED with people?
#873 to #872 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
Maybe you were... hungry?

...or wanted a toy?
I dunno, man!
#874 to #873 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Not lately. Relax. Jesus you get riled up easily.
Not lately. Relax. Jesus you get riled up easily.
#875 to #874 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
I panic when I don't know what I'm talking about!
#876 to #875 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
You're talking about getting something to eat.
You're talking about getting something to eat.
#877 to #876 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
Yes. You...

You are right. Let's go.
#878 to #877 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Lead the way.
Lead the way.
#879 to #878 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami walks out, looking around.**

Okay, um... I can do this. Maliko O. Wolfen leading Alex Mercer, oh god what am I doing... uhhhh....

Let's do this.
#880 to #879 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo puts his hand behind his back and follows**    
   
Go on. I don't bite.
**RageRambo puts his hand behind his back and follows**

Go on. I don't bite.
#881 to #880 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami gulps, taking a few steps back up the hill.**

A building.. we could climb one and get a better view. I know where a pet store is where I tried to keep a couple of.. people in tanks... it worked out okay at first, but it's been weeks, they're totally dead.
#882 to #881 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo follows**    
   
Pretend I'm not even here.
**RageRambo follows**

Pretend I'm not even here.
#883 to #882 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami runs until she gets back to some decent sized buildings. She climbs up, sniffing around too see if she can find any humans. When she can't, she keeps jumping across the rooftops happily, using her tentacles to swing on overhead poles.**
#844 to #821 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
How am I cheating because you don't have a good grip?
How am I cheating because you don't have a good grip?
#845 to #844 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
I didn't expect you to crash!
What happened to having decent balance?!
#846 to #845 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
What happened to your super strength?
What happened to your super strength?
#847 to #846 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
My arms are strong, not my tentacles!

I'm still practicing!
#848 to #847 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo lands next to a horribly run down train station**   
   
You're getting better. Come on. It's down here.
**RageRambo lands next to a horribly run down train station**

You're getting better. Come on. It's down here.
#849 to #848 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami follows you down.**

Where the heck are we...?
#850 to #849 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo pushes through the rubble and points at his corpse**   
   
Source of the first outbreak. Where I died. I'm over there.
**RageRambo pushes through the rubble and points at his corpse**

Source of the first outbreak. Where I died. I'm over there.
#851 to #850 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami walks over slowly, carefully stepping over the rubble. She stares down at it quietly.**

Whoa..
#852 to #851 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo nods**    
   
Things were crazy when it first started. But now things are so much better. So yes. I am both alive and dead at the same time. 			****		 everyone's logic!
**RageRambo nods**

Things were crazy when it first started. But now things are so much better. So yes. I am both alive and dead at the same time. **** everyone's logic!
#853 to #852 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami laughs, jumping back over to you.**

That is so cool!
#854 to #853 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo nods**    
   
Well. Where were you infected?
**RageRambo nods**

Well. Where were you infected?
#855 to #854 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami stares down.**

I don't remember.. I think it was near an alley where I used to sleep in the city. That's the last place I remember before I woke up..

Everything is fuzzy from before then..
#856 to #855 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Ah well. 			****		 happens. What can you do?
Ah well. **** happens. What can you do?
#857 to #856 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
It's okay, though!
My life was so lame before this... and now I'm..
#858 to #857 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
No doubt there. Life is so much better when you're the only ones left alive.
No doubt there. Life is so much better when you're the only ones left alive.
#859 to #858 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
I can't say I regret this at all.

Thanks again!
#860 to #859 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
No problem.
No problem.
#861 to #860 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami holds her stomach.**

I'm hungry..
#862 to #861 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Well. Most of the humans are dead or hiding or both. What do you wanna do for food?
Well. Most of the humans are dead or hiding or both. What do you wanna do for food?
#863 to #862 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
Do you know where I can get some fruit?

I like fruit, too.
#822 to #821 - RageRambo ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Well Well Well. Where have you been all this time?
Well Well Well. Where have you been all this time?
#824 to #822 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
You know... I never got this and I was just, like... waiting for you to respond ALL this time?!

....
I-I'm sorry, Rage!
#825 to #824 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Ah don't worry about it. Technology right?
Ah don't worry about it. Technology right?
#826 to #825 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami tackles you to the ground with a hug**

Raaage! I missed you so muuuch!!
#827 to #826 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smiles and pats your head**    
   
And there's my favorite little psycho.
**RageRambo smiles and pats your head**

And there's my favorite little psycho.
#828 to #827 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
I was pretty sure you were dead and I was coming to bite your corpse in the face until you hugged me and here you are! ♥
#829 to #828 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
I thought the same thing about you. Glad you're not dead.
I thought the same thing about you. Glad you're not dead.
#830 to #829 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
Me, dead?

What kind of Evolved would I be, then?!
#831 to #830 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Not a very Good one. But since you're alive. Great.
Not a very Good one. But since you're alive. Great.
#832 to #831 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
You wouldn't be a very good.. uhh.. virus if you died, but you never know.
#833 to #832 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
I'm already dead! And alive... Let's not argue specifics.
I'm already dead! And alive... Let's not argue specifics.
#834 to #833 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
So you're saying you can't die? But if you're also alive...

Man, that's crazy talk..
#835 to #834 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
I can take you to see my corpse if you want.
I can take you to see my corpse if you want.
#836 to #835 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami jumps up**

Heck yes!
#837 to #836 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo jumps off of the building**    
   
Try and keep up!
**RageRambo jumps off of the building**

Try and keep up!
#838 to #837 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami wraps her tentacles around your throat and pulls herself to sit on your shoulders.**

You're not getting rid of me THAT easy this time!
#839 to #838 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks and starts running and start "Accidentally" smashing into stuff**    
   
Then watch your head!
**RageRambo smirks and starts running and start "Accidentally" smashing into stuff**

Then watch your head!
#840 to #839 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami lets go, falling on her back.**

H-HEY!!
#841 to #840 - RageRambo ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo bursts out laughing**    
   
Hey is for horses but grass is cheaper!
**RageRambo bursts out laughing**

Hey is for horses but grass is cheaper!
#842 to #841 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami gets up, running after you.**

You cheater!
#820 - drewbridge (07/15/2013) [-]
Wear a seatbelt.
Wear a seatbelt.
#800 - Nintendokami (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami follows after you**

I'm back..
#801 to #800 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo stops and turns around**


And?
#802 to #801 - Nintendokami (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami kicks her feet**

Weeeeelllll... he's not exactly, uhh.. adamant about what you're doing. But he didn't exactly say NOT to... so that's good too, right?
#803 to #802 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo cracks a smile**   
   
Well. Since he didn't say no... and I would do it regardless. Let's go.
**RageRambo cracks a smile**

Well. Since he didn't say no... and I would do it regardless. Let's go.
#804 to #803 - Nintendokami (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami grins**

What should we do first?
#805 to #804 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo points at a large mountain**    
   
   
Our mutual friend Wookie has given me a few barrels of some whitelight that he got from God knows where. He wants us to infect that bunker with it so we can get this project started.
**RageRambo points at a large mountain**


Our mutual friend Wookie has given me a few barrels of some whitelight that he got from God knows where. He wants us to infect that bunker with it so we can get this project started.
#806 to #805 - Nintendokami (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami stretches her back**

Sure, that's easy.
#807 to #806 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo grabs two barrels**    
   
One for me and one for you. The ventilation system is under a few feet of rock which we can remove. IT's easy now until you know who shows up to ruin our fun.
**RageRambo grabs two barrels**

One for me and one for you. The ventilation system is under a few feet of rock which we can remove. IT's easy now until you know who shows up to ruin our fun.
#808 to #807 - Nintendokami (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami grabs her barrel**

I bet I can beat you there!
#809 to #808 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks and grabs his barrel**    
   
   
You're going to have to be really quick!
**RageRambo smirks and grabs his barrel**


You're going to have to be really quick!
#810 to #809 - Nintendokami (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami takes off running**
#811 to #810 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo takes off sprinting and leaping towards thee mountain**     
   
Come on! You're gonna have to be faster than that!
**RageRambo takes off sprinting and leaping towards thee mountain**

Come on! You're gonna have to be faster than that!
#812 to #811 - Nintendokami (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami wraps her tentacles around your throat**

Now you can't run without me!
#813 to #812 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks and grabs the tendrils**    
   
You do know this is a double edged sword right?
**RageRambo smirks and grabs the tendrils**

You do know this is a double edged sword right?
#814 to #813 - Nintendokami (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami grins**

Nope!
#815 to #814 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo stops abruptly tripping you with your own tendrils and offering you a hand**    
   
   
You're going to want to make sure that you think your plans through before you do them.
**RageRambo stops abruptly tripping you with your own tendrils and offering you a hand**


You're going to want to make sure that you think your plans through before you do them.


#816 to #815 - Nintendokami (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami rubs her head, holding the barrel tight before taking your hand**
#817 to #816 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo helps you up**    
   
It's all about planning. Make sure when you attack someone. That they can't use it against you. Just watch a few kung-fu movies! you'll get the hang of it.
**RageRambo helps you up**

It's all about planning. Make sure when you attack someone. That they can't use it against you. Just watch a few kung-fu movies! you'll get the hang of it.
#818 to #817 - Nintendokami (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami laughs**

I've never actually watched one of those..
#819 to #818 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
You really should. Martial arts aren't my thing. But it's cool to get some ideas out of.
You really should. Martial arts aren't my thing. But it's cool to get some ideas out of.
#708 - Nintendokami (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami carries a half full barrel on her back**

...
This is all I could find..
#785 to #708 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
I suppose that is true. But he is the one who has no faith. I have been doing everything I can to spread it and he comes in every time in an attempt to thwart it.
I suppose that is true. But he is the one who has no faith. I have been doing everything I can to spread it and he comes in every time in an attempt to thwart it.
#786 to #785 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami stares at the floor**

He doesn't want the world overrun with Evolved again, that's all.. so of course he'd try to stop it.
#787 to #786 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
And why not? They're going to be completely under our control. Wookie knows how to make people listen. That's his job. Besides. There are not very many humans left. What does he want to do with them? Let them starve themselves to death? THen where will we be?
And why not? They're going to be completely under our control. Wookie knows how to make people listen. That's his job. Besides. There are not very many humans left. What does he want to do with them? Let them starve themselves to death? THen where will we be?
#788 to #787 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
You can't ask me that.. I just do what I'm supposed to. You'd have to ask him.
#789 to #788 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo jumps away**

Well. Wookie and I are going to restart humanity. Whether or not you and wolv want to be involved is your issue. But try to stop us. And I know you won't like it.
#790 to #789 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami whines**

Don't just leave me here, I was helping!
#791 to #790 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
If you want to make yourself useful. Go talk some sense into Wolv!
If you want to make yourself useful. Go talk some sense into Wolv!
#792 to #791 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
He's not here!
He left like 20 minutes ago.

I don't want to just sit here and wait alone.
#793 to #792 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
Well. That's a problem isn't it? Better get started.
Well. That's a problem isn't it? Better get started.
#794 to #793 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
Get started doing what?!
#795 to #794 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
Finding Wolv .
Finding Wolv .
#796 to #795 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
He's not coming back for a couple of hours!

I just have to wait here..
#797 to #796 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
That's a You problem. I have to go and get things ready before that pest gets back.
That's a You problem. I have to go and get things ready before that pest gets back.
#798 to #797 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami whimpers**

Okay..
#799 to #798 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo jumps away**

Good girl.
#765 to #708 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo jumps down after the fight**    
   
   
Well that went... Well.
**RageRambo jumps down after the fight**


Well that went... Well.
#766 to #765 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami turns to you, sitting on the barrel**

That's what you call well?
#767 to #766 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo shrugs**    
   
What do you want me to say. Our friends hate each other. It came to blows and the next time they meet I don't think either of them are going to be as nice.
**RageRambo shrugs**

What do you want me to say. Our friends hate each other. It came to blows and the next time they meet I don't think either of them are going to be as nice.
#768 to #767 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami smiles**

At least we're still some sort of civilized, right?
If that's what you can call us..
#769 to #768 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo nods**    
   
More or less. Better than humans. But in some ways. Worse. More on the less philosophical side, That was fun to watch.
**RageRambo nods**

More or less. Better than humans. But in some ways. Worse. More on the less philosophical side, That was fun to watch.
#770 to #769 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami wags her tail**

It was pretty cool.. exciting, too!
#771 to #770 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo places a leg on the floor**    
   
One leg on the big ugly one.
**RageRambo places a leg on the floor**

One leg on the big ugly one.
#772 to #771 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami shakes her head and puts her leg down**

No way, Wolvie can beat him for sure!
#773 to #772 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo grins**    
   
   
Let's compare the two. Wookie's strength appears to be greater. He did manage to rip off one of his arms.
**RageRambo grins**


Let's compare the two. Wookie's strength appears to be greater. He did manage to rip off one of his arms.
#774 to #773 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami huffs loudly**

But he grew it back right after! The virus is stronger than he is, it just takes a little while!
#775 to #774 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks**   
    
   
Only because Wolv couldn't inflict any real damage to him.
**RageRambo smirks**


Only because Wolv couldn't inflict any real damage to him.
#776 to #775 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
Well, Wookie didn't do any real damage, either!
#777 to #776 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
Losing some armor and an arm I'm pretty certain counts as damage. Temporary damage. But damage nonetheless.
Losing some armor and an arm I'm pretty certain counts as damage. Temporary damage. But damage nonetheless.
#778 to #777 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
If you grow it back, then it's fine!
#779 to #778 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
Well. It still goes to show that someone can actually hurt the other. I don't think Wolv has anything that can hurt Wookie.
Well. It still goes to show that someone can actually hurt the other. I don't think Wolv has anything that can hurt Wookie.
#780 to #779 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
You know, you're supposed to stand up for the person that's the same as you!
#781 to #780 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
Says who exactly? I stick up for the people who think the same way as me.
Says who exactly? I stick up for the people who think the same way as me.
#782 to #781 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
I mean, what happened to your faith in the virus?!
#783 to #782 - RageRambo ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
I am the one who has faith in the virus. Wolv lost it and refuses to test his faith. Wookie has faith in it. As do I. you and he are the ones lacking.
I am the one who has faith in the virus. Wolv lost it and refuses to test his faith. Wookie has faith in it. As do I. you and he are the ones lacking.
#784 to #783 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
W-what? Why am I included in that list, I've been trying to help!
#709 to #708 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie takes a breathe on his cigar**

Well. I'll see what I can do. This is probably the last batch in the world.
#710 to #709 - Nintendokami (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami puts it down in front of you**

That, or the military people moved it somewhere out of reach. Like to another island or something.
#711 to #710 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie peels off the top and his right arms turns black as his sticks it in the barrel**

Don't worry about it. This is perfect. I can make more of this easily. Now for the fun part. Bring as many people into the city as you can find. And please, I need them alive.
#712 to #711 - Nintendokami (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami bites her lip**

Alive isn't exactly... y'know... my specialty.
#713 to #712 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie takes another breath on his cigar**

It's easy. Fire a gun into the air a few times and start giving some orders. IF you have to kill one or two. So be it. Bring them here. And we'll finish the first part of our little job.
#714 to #713 - Nintendokami (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami walks to the edge, shrugging her shoulders**

A gun.. what...
I don't even know how to use a gun! If you recall, I use a bat for a reason.

But fine, I'm sure rounding up humans can't be too hard.
#715 to #714 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie blows some smoke into the air**


IT's not hard to figure out how to use a gun. Pull the trigger. Bullet come out. You've killed plenty of soldiers. Go bring me one of their rifles and I'll show you.
#716 to #715 - Nintendokami (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami nods**

But first, the mission. This is important, right?

I probably shouldn't wait. They might try to leave again.
#717 to #716 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
I don't care how you get them here. Just get them here.
#718 to #717 - Nintendokami (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami jumps off the edge**
#719 to #718 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
I'll be waiting.
#720 to #719 - Nintendokami (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami comes back pushing a big cage on top of a cart with a large group of people trapped inside**

Bird cages and wagon wheels.
Man, I'm a genius~ ♥
#721 to #720 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie jumps off of the ledge and can't help but smirk**

Crude. Yet effective. Told you it wouldn't be that hard.
#722 to #721 - Nintendokami (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami stands in front of the cage, counting**

14 people. Is that enough for... uh.. whatever you want them for?
#723 to #722 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie nods and his right hand glows red**


Perfect. For now. we'll get the rest of them later. For now. We're playing God and are going to restart humanity.
#725 to #723 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester jumps down off a roof, grinning as he lands in front of you.**

You appear to have some of my Whitelight...
I'd like that back if you wouldn't mind.
#759 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie shrugs.**

Take it. I already have the formula. And with these nano machines. I can just make more. And quite easily. Just as well. I don't think there's anything you can do to stop me. Now stop being a little pest and get lost.
#760 to #759 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester shakes his head and walks off down the street.**

I assure you, I'll be back.
This world isn't ready for the virus.
And I won't let it be taken by it.
#761 to #760 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie shrugs and starts walking away as well**


Suit yourself. But next time we meet. I'm not going to be as merciful.
#754 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie tilts his head back from the blow**


Not bad. I nearly felt THAT one. You're More than welcome in my new world.
#755 to #754 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester stops and brushes himself off.**   
   
Your new world will be a living hell if you use Whitelight.   
Evolved aren't the best thing to populate the Earth with.   
Normal infected, while much more stupid, are much easier to control.
**wolvester stops and brushes himself off.**

Your new world will be a living hell if you use Whitelight.
Evolved aren't the best thing to populate the Earth with.
Normal infected, while much more stupid, are much easier to control.
#757 to #755 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie laughs**
That's where you're wrong son. You see. I used the nano machines in my blood stream to remove some of the nasty side effect of it. They'll be like kids..
#758 to #757 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester holds out his arm, launching it at the barrel and absorbing the remaining Whitelight.**

Children or not. I cannot let more Evolved come into existence.
And that should be the last of the Whitelight.
I'm honestly surprised she found any.
#756 to #755 - rambowookie has deleted their comment [-]
#750 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie grabs your head and slams it into mine and throws you off.**

Not half bad son. What else you got up your sleeve?
#751 to #750 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester falls back, stand up and brushing himself off as he forms Whipfist. He pulls his arm back and launches the whip at your face.**

Plenty of things.
#752 to #751 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie catches the whipfist and yanks you towards me**

The thing when you shot 50 at me didn't work. What makes you think that a single one would do you any better?
#753 to #752 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester stomps his feet into the ground, pulling it back and you with it, switching his new left arm to Hammerfist and hitting you in the face.**

It's better for this.
#746 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie places your claw under his arm and rips off your left arm.**

You want to play rough? THat's fine with me.
#747 to #746 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester pries your hand off his head with his right arm, dropping to the ground and holding his torn shoulder as his arm slowly reforms.**

Oh... this brings back memories...
Too bad I've grown stronger since the last time.
#748 to #747 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie knocks you on the ground. Stomping on your chest several time before jumping and slamming both feet on your chest stopping to catch his breath with a foot still on you. He pulls out a cigar and takes a long breathe on it.**


Oh this is going to be alot of fun...


#749 to #748 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester grabs your foot and shoves it off him as he stands back up. He grabs you by the throat and slams you down.**

Yeah, yeah it is.
#742 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie smirks and grabs your upper arm and start slamming his other arm into your stomach.**

Of course. This is my specialty!
#743 to #742 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester laughs swinging his foot out into your shin.**

Come on, man!
At least hit me harder!

#744 to #743 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie trips and stumbles back before stomping on the ground. He grabs your head with both hands and lifts you off the ground ripping a large chuck of your armor off.**

No more kiddy gloves.

#745 to #744 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester grins, grabbing your arms as he forms Claws.**

Now this is more like it!
#738 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie grabs the tendrils that shoot at him and use them to start pulling you closer.**


Son. I've dealt with everything you can throw at me. Your little tentacle ******** ain't gonna do me any harm. Let me know when you're done.
#739 to #738 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester stands still, letting you pull him close.**

Fine. You can take a few hits.
But can you return them?
#740 to #739 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie nods as his right knuckle glows yellow and throws it at your head.**


Of course!

#741 to #740 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester forms armor and grabs your fist just before you hit him.**

I hope there's more to this than a light light.
#734 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie stands still and catches the blade in his hand now coated in the black substance. He snaps off the front half of it**

Nice knife! Think I'll keep it.

#735 to #734 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester leaps back, reforming the front of his blade and preparing to lunge again.**

Good trick. Never had that happen before.
Oh well, plenty more where that came from.
#736 to #735 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie stands still and lets the blade strike his forehead. He slides his head along the blade and headbutts you.**


Come on. What else ya got?
#737 to #736 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester stands back, holding his stomach. He stomps the ground and opens his arms, letting a wave of tendrils shoot out of him.**

Try this on for size.
#730 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie walks over to you and points at his cheek**

Of course I do. Once I've pounded you into the ground. You may beg for me not to kill you. This isn't the first time I've fought your kind. You can't hurt me. Hit me. Right here. as hard as you can.
#731 to #730 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester smirks, swinging the cage around to connect with the side of your face.**

With pleasure.
#732 to #731 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie stands perfect still as the cage shatters after connecting to my his head which leaves a black substance which recedes. He flicks his cigar at you.**

Is that it? If it is. I'm not impressed.

#733 to #732 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester pulls the fleeing humans back and throws them into a nearby building. He forms Blade and lunges forward, slicing at your neck**

Hah... wouldn't want to lose a possible lunch...
Now die, dammit!
#726 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie gives him a half smile**

And If I refuse?
#727 to #726 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester hits his fists together as he forms Hammerfist**

Then I'll have to take it back by force.
#728 to #727 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie smirks and a black substance coats his body**

I was hoping you'd say that. Let's see how long you last.
#729 to #728 - wolvester (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester gets behind the cage of people, lifting it up over his head.**

You really want to do this?
You could just hand over the Whitelight and spare yourself the shame.

#724 to #723 - Nintendokami (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami hits the cage**

You hear that, idiots? Be good. I don't want to murder you all!
#762 to #724 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
Now that he's out of the way. Let's get going.
#763 to #762 - Nintendokami (06/01/2013) [-]
I'm ready whenever you are!
#764 to #763 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie starts walking down the road.**


Being a politician. I have access to all kinds of things you're not supposed to know. Like... A bunker not too far from here filled with hundreds of people...
#657 - Nintendokami (05/22/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami opens her arms**

Hey, look who it is. The best, most amazing Evolved back from the dark cold depths of rotting human death!
#698 to #657 - rambowookie (05/26/2013) [-]
**rambowookie throws my arms around you**

You're not so bad yourself sweet cheeks. You're going places. I can see it now! We'll start over! Create a new race on this planet!
#699 to #698 - Nintendokami (05/26/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami wags her tail happily**

That sounds so cool!
#700 to #699 - rambowookie (05/26/2013) [-]
See? I'm not that bad. We've got a lot of work to do. Let me know if you got any questions. First thing's first. We're going to need a bunch of that whitelight stuff.
#701 to #700 - Nintendokami (05/26/2013) [-]
Whitelight...?

I haven't seen a barrel in weeks.. I'd have to do some real searching..
#702 to #701 - rambowookie (05/26/2013) [-]
Bring what you can find and we'll see about synthesizing it. Rage had the right idea. A bunch of people like you running around obeying our every word. And at some point expanding our empire to the stars.
#703 to #702 - Nintendokami (05/26/2013) [-]
They're not very smart... and they don't even have cool tails like I do!

So don't get your hopes up.. but okay, I'll find some.
#704 to #703 - rambowookie (05/26/2013) [-]
That's what makes you unique! Take as much time as you need. I'm not going anywhere.
#705 to #704 - Nintendokami (05/26/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami looks over the edge of the building**

Alright.. I'll be right back.
#706 to #705 - rambowookie (05/26/2013) [-]
See you then sweet cheeks.
#707 to #706 - Nintendokami (05/26/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami jumps over the edge and takes off down the empty streets**
#678 to #657 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
Since the person I'm teaming up with is stronger than me.
Since the person I'm teaming up with is stronger than me.
#679 to #678 - Nintendokami (05/25/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami huffs**

No one's stronger than Alex Mercer..
#680 to #679 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
Well... It's not that's he's stronger than me. I just can't find a way to actually hurt him.
Well... It's not that's he's stronger than me. I just can't find a way to actually hurt him.
#681 to #680 - Nintendokami (05/25/2013) [-]
I guess if you're going with him, I don't have much of a choice.

I'm sure not going back to being by myself..
#682 to #681 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
There's always a choice. It just has to be the one you're most willing to take.
There's always a choice. It just has to be the one you're most willing to take.
#683 to #682 - Nintendokami (05/25/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami looks up at you**

I take that one. I'll go..
#684 to #683 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
**RageRambo nods**    
   
Be ready for anything. He may be stronger and bigger than your average politician. But he's still a politician.
**RageRambo nods**

Be ready for anything. He may be stronger and bigger than your average politician. But he's still a politician.
#685 to #684 - Nintendokami (05/25/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami grins and bites her lip**

What can go wrong, right?
#686 to #685 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
**RageRambo can't help but smile**    
   
Nothing. And everything.
**RageRambo can't help but smile**

Nothing. And everything.
#687 to #686 - Nintendokami (05/25/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami wags her tail**

Sounds fun!
This might actually be a good idea.
#688 to #687 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
That depends on your definition of good.
That depends on your definition of good.
#689 to #688 - Nintendokami (05/25/2013) [-]
Fun. Really fun!

Will we get to kill things?!
#690 to #689 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
I have absolutely no idea.
I have absolutely no idea.
#691 to #690 - Nintendokami (05/25/2013) [-]
...Where is he?
#693 to #692 - Nintendokami (05/25/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami gulps, waving**

U-um.. hello.
#694 to #693 - rambowookie (05/25/2013) [-]
**rambowookie flicks his cigar at your feet**

Well. Don't stand there looking innocent. What?
#695 to #694 - Nintendokami (05/26/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami takes a step back**

Nothing! I was just asking where you were! You don't gotta get hostile!
#696 to #695 - rambowookie (05/26/2013) [-]
**rambowookie smirks**

What're you talking about? I'm in a GREAT mood! Thanks to you and little little friends genocide of most of the human race. It's left to nature to weed out who weak and leave the strong to survive. You. Me. Rage. We're the strong ones.
#697 to #696 - Nintendokami (05/26/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami smiles**

Well, when you put it that way... I guess you're not so terrible.
#658 to #657 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smiles**    
   
   
Well. How was your little vacation?
**RageRambo smiles**


Well. How was your little vacation?
#659 to #658 - Nintendokami (05/22/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami sighs**

It was...interesting. I got a lot of scars from fire.
#660 to #659 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Well. I'm sure you'll live. Regeneration makes life so much easier. If not a little droll.
Well. I'm sure you'll live. Regeneration makes life so much easier. If not a little droll.
#661 to #660 - Nintendokami (05/22/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami points to the one on her throat**

Well yeah... But look how cool it makes me look!
#662 to #661 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
I suppose that's true. Have you seen wolv any time lately?
I suppose that's true. Have you seen wolv any time lately?
#663 to #662 - Nintendokami (05/22/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami nods**

I see him every day. But he doesn't like talking..
#664 to #663 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Well. That's his loss.
Well. That's his loss.
#665 to #664 - Nintendokami (05/22/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami nods**

What were you doing all this time?
Did you ever figure out what that guy wanted...?
#666 to #665 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
**RageRambo sighs**    
   
Talking. As for what he wants. Well. You're smart. What does a politician want?
**RageRambo sighs**

Talking. As for what he wants. Well. You're smart. What does a politician want?
#667 to #666 - Nintendokami (05/22/2013) [-]
Money and mass amounts of power over people?
#668 to #667 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Bingo chica As far as that goes... Well that's pretty much it. He wants to rule. And he has the power to do it.
Bingo chica As far as that goes... Well that's pretty much it. He wants to rule. And he has the power to do it.