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#16 - Well. Goku can go Super Saiyan which is a 50x multiplier for p…  [+] (3 replies) 02/21/2016 on Why always VS? +9
#42 - lastsamurai (02/22/2016) [-]
You can't be faster than the speed of light, or survive more than a black hole.
You can't overdo superman.
Unless you have mental powers.
#62 - saucecollector (02/22/2016) [-]
Flash's top speed is about 23 tretacillion the speed of light.
youtu.be/z4O-5eV4LiA?t=472

A few million x faster than Superman. Soooo..
#64 - lastsamurai (02/23/2016) [-]
You can't just physics like that, if flash was real he'd kill superman and every villain in the world in 0 seconds.
He could literally just push himself through people like they were butter.
#38 - "Superheroes are for children"  [+] (5 replies) 01/12/2016 on (untitled) +11
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#94 - europe (01/19/2016) [-]
Adding gore doesn't make something more mature
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#44 - mrsiggesu (01/12/2016) [-]
context?
#46 - taintedangel (01/12/2016) [-]
The Sentry ripped the Greek god Ares in half, right down the middle during the "Siege" story event.

>Norman Osborne (Iron Patriot) was given control of S.H.I.E.L.D. for reasons in a previous story.
>Made his own Avengers team consisting of villains (except Sentry, who was a hero)
>Bullseye as Hawkeye, Venom (Mac Gargan) as Spider-Man, Ares, ect.
>Ragnorok happened earlier and Asgard was destroyed
>Thor rebuilt it in Oklahoma. Even legally bought the land to build New Agard on
>New Asgard was doing well and got along with the nearby town
>Osborne, being the paranoid motherfucker decides to attack New Asgard
>Sics Sentry on the city to destroy it by telling him Loki has taken control (was a lie)
>Sentry loses control and loses himself to his "Void" persona (his antithesis in every regard) because he wanted to kill Osborne for lying to him
>Sentry attacks Ares in rage
>One-sided fight between the Greek God of War and the mand with the power of 1 million exploding suns ensues
>Ares gets the shit kicked out of him super hard (like LVL 1 Magikarp v LVL 100 Mewtwo)
>Sentry takes no damage and then finally rips him in half in front of everyone there (the real Avengers, Osborne's Avengers, Asgard, the local Oklahomans)
#79 - vvthegreats (01/12/2016) [-]
Story link pls? Sounds intriguing.
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#89 - taintedangel (01/13/2016) [-]
You'd have to read these following stories (in order) for theses things to make sense
1) Thor vol 2: #80 - #85 (Ragnarok)
2) Avengers Disassembled
3) Secret Invasion (how Osborne became director of S.H.I.E.L.D.)
4) Dark Reign (the following events for one year under Osborne's Avengers)
5) Thor vol 1: #606 - #610
6) Seige
#5 - My God... He really is the Sentry...  [+] (1 reply) 12/30/2015 on The Hero We Need +10
#56 - guardianatreyu (12/30/2015) [-]
Doesn't that mean he'll become Void?
#159 - That's true. But the Hulk is not instantly angry enough where …  [+] (2 replies) 12/23/2015 on Super facts 2 0
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#160 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
What about that time the Hulk got a Red Lantern Ring?
Almost instant world-shattering rage.
#162 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
Even then. Hulk's most powerful state, Green Scar, is about Superman level in terms of strength. Hulk was able to pull two halves of a planet together, Superman benched an entire planet. So they're roughly equal if Hulk is at his canonical strongest.

Now plug in the fact that Darkseid completely manhandles Superman quite easily. As shown here. And Lanterns are no threat to Darkseid. Hell, they're no threat to his Superman equal son Orion, who easily overpowered Mogo.
#154 - Hulk would have to be seriously angry to do any damage to Dark…  [+] (4 replies) 12/23/2015 on Super facts 2 0
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#157 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
The thing with the Hulk, is he's very limited in what powers he has, but when it comes to the powers that he does have, they are completely unlimited. Infinite strength, near 100% invulnerability, and when he does get damaged, he regenerates almost instantly.
#159 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
That's true. But the Hulk is not instantly angry enough where he'll be able to resist serious damage at the very start. Darkseid opens with the Omega Beams, and the Hulk is ash, or is floating in space well away from him.

Again, as this pic shows: Darkseid>Superman>Hulk. Plus, Hulk gets absolutely destroyed by Thanos. Who is, in my opinion, slightly weaker than Darkseid.
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#160 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
What about that time the Hulk got a Red Lantern Ring?
Almost instant world-shattering rage.
#162 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
Even then. Hulk's most powerful state, Green Scar, is about Superman level in terms of strength. Hulk was able to pull two halves of a planet together, Superman benched an entire planet. So they're roughly equal if Hulk is at his canonical strongest.

Now plug in the fact that Darkseid completely manhandles Superman quite easily. As shown here. And Lanterns are no threat to Darkseid. Hell, they're no threat to his Superman equal son Orion, who easily overpowered Mogo.
#152 - By the way, Darkseid survived an entire dimension collapsing o…  [+] (6 replies) 12/23/2015 on Super facts 2 0
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#153 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
Well I can imagine him surviving the fight, but there's always someone who can kick his shit in. Even the Hulk could do that if he lands the blow, since he has literally infinite strength, and is resistant to matter manipulation and energy attacks. Or, he can counter them with his shockwave attacks. Which level buildings and split the earth wide open.
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#154 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
Hulk would have to be seriously angry to do any damage to Darkseid. Even then, Darkseid can teleport other people and even planets away. He once re arranged two completely different solar systems that were lightyears apart. Teleporting the Hulk is nothing.

His Omega Beams did serious damage to the Anti-Monitor, who beat the Spectre. Imperiex, DC's Galactus, The Spectre... Hulk is tough, but no where near any of them.

Marvel even had a Superman Expy absolutely demolish the Hulk during the Incursions.
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#157 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
The thing with the Hulk, is he's very limited in what powers he has, but when it comes to the powers that he does have, they are completely unlimited. Infinite strength, near 100% invulnerability, and when he does get damaged, he regenerates almost instantly.
#159 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
That's true. But the Hulk is not instantly angry enough where he'll be able to resist serious damage at the very start. Darkseid opens with the Omega Beams, and the Hulk is ash, or is floating in space well away from him.

Again, as this pic shows: Darkseid>Superman>Hulk. Plus, Hulk gets absolutely destroyed by Thanos. Who is, in my opinion, slightly weaker than Darkseid.
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#160 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
What about that time the Hulk got a Red Lantern Ring?
Almost instant world-shattering rage.
#162 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
Even then. Hulk's most powerful state, Green Scar, is about Superman level in terms of strength. Hulk was able to pull two halves of a planet together, Superman benched an entire planet. So they're roughly equal if Hulk is at his canonical strongest.

Now plug in the fact that Darkseid completely manhandles Superman quite easily. As shown here. And Lanterns are no threat to Darkseid. Hell, they're no threat to his Superman equal son Orion, who easily overpowered Mogo.
#150 - No, he could. Void is gone as of Death Seed. Bobby himself said so.  [+] (8 replies) 12/23/2015 on Super facts 2 0
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#151 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
Shit, missed that part.
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#152 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
By the way, Darkseid survived an entire dimension collapsing on him. In New 52, Earth 2.
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#153 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
Well I can imagine him surviving the fight, but there's always someone who can kick his shit in. Even the Hulk could do that if he lands the blow, since he has literally infinite strength, and is resistant to matter manipulation and energy attacks. Or, he can counter them with his shockwave attacks. Which level buildings and split the earth wide open.
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#154 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
Hulk would have to be seriously angry to do any damage to Darkseid. Even then, Darkseid can teleport other people and even planets away. He once re arranged two completely different solar systems that were lightyears apart. Teleporting the Hulk is nothing.

His Omega Beams did serious damage to the Anti-Monitor, who beat the Spectre. Imperiex, DC's Galactus, The Spectre... Hulk is tough, but no where near any of them.

Marvel even had a Superman Expy absolutely demolish the Hulk during the Incursions.
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#157 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
The thing with the Hulk, is he's very limited in what powers he has, but when it comes to the powers that he does have, they are completely unlimited. Infinite strength, near 100% invulnerability, and when he does get damaged, he regenerates almost instantly.
#159 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
That's true. But the Hulk is not instantly angry enough where he'll be able to resist serious damage at the very start. Darkseid opens with the Omega Beams, and the Hulk is ash, or is floating in space well away from him.

Again, as this pic shows: Darkseid>Superman>Hulk. Plus, Hulk gets absolutely destroyed by Thanos. Who is, in my opinion, slightly weaker than Darkseid.
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#160 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
What about that time the Hulk got a Red Lantern Ring?
Almost instant world-shattering rage.
#162 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
Even then. Hulk's most powerful state, Green Scar, is about Superman level in terms of strength. Hulk was able to pull two halves of a planet together, Superman benched an entire planet. So they're roughly equal if Hulk is at his canonical strongest.

Now plug in the fact that Darkseid completely manhandles Superman quite easily. As shown here. And Lanterns are no threat to Darkseid. Hell, they're no threat to his Superman equal son Orion, who easily overpowered Mogo.
#147 - Invulnerability is relative in comics. While ole' Ro…  [+] (10 replies) 12/23/2015 on Super facts 2 0
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#149 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
He's literally the other part of the Void, Darkseid couldn't do that without collapsing half the dimension on his ass.
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#150 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
No, he could. Void is gone as of Death Seed. Bobby himself said so.
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#151 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
Shit, missed that part.
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#152 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
By the way, Darkseid survived an entire dimension collapsing on him. In New 52, Earth 2.
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#153 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
Well I can imagine him surviving the fight, but there's always someone who can kick his shit in. Even the Hulk could do that if he lands the blow, since he has literally infinite strength, and is resistant to matter manipulation and energy attacks. Or, he can counter them with his shockwave attacks. Which level buildings and split the earth wide open.
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#154 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
Hulk would have to be seriously angry to do any damage to Darkseid. Even then, Darkseid can teleport other people and even planets away. He once re arranged two completely different solar systems that were lightyears apart. Teleporting the Hulk is nothing.

His Omega Beams did serious damage to the Anti-Monitor, who beat the Spectre. Imperiex, DC's Galactus, The Spectre... Hulk is tough, but no where near any of them.

Marvel even had a Superman Expy absolutely demolish the Hulk during the Incursions.
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#157 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
The thing with the Hulk, is he's very limited in what powers he has, but when it comes to the powers that he does have, they are completely unlimited. Infinite strength, near 100% invulnerability, and when he does get damaged, he regenerates almost instantly.
#159 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
That's true. But the Hulk is not instantly angry enough where he'll be able to resist serious damage at the very start. Darkseid opens with the Omega Beams, and the Hulk is ash, or is floating in space well away from him.

Again, as this pic shows: Darkseid>Superman>Hulk. Plus, Hulk gets absolutely destroyed by Thanos. Who is, in my opinion, slightly weaker than Darkseid.
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#160 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
What about that time the Hulk got a Red Lantern Ring?
Almost instant world-shattering rage.
#162 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
Even then. Hulk's most powerful state, Green Scar, is about Superman level in terms of strength. Hulk was able to pull two halves of a planet together, Superman benched an entire planet. So they're roughly equal if Hulk is at his canonical strongest.

Now plug in the fact that Darkseid completely manhandles Superman quite easily. As shown here. And Lanterns are no threat to Darkseid. Hell, they're no threat to his Superman equal son Orion, who easily overpowered Mogo.
#145 - I think it was confirmed that Sentry was seriously holding bac…  [+] (12 replies) 12/23/2015 on Super facts 2 +1
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#146 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
Well, Thor, while being underpowered, is also overpowered. One knock of his hammer to Superman's or Sentry's head, and they're out like a light. It's all in his hammer, one of the most powerful weapons ever made.
Well, one of Senty's Deathseed powers is Immortality, another being Invulnerability. Darkseid could hammer him with everything he had all he wanted to, and not make a dent. Superman, while incredibly durable, is confirmed to be neither immortal nor invulnerable.
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#147 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
Invulnerability is relative in comics.

While ole' Robert is immortal, no doubt about it, Owen Reece couldn't kill him, I think it's more of the fact that Sentry doesn't have much that can put Darkseid down. He does have the ability to manipulate matter, but so does Darkseid, and Darkseid actually knows how to use it very well.

Worse comes to worst, Darkseid uses the Omega Sanction and sends Bobby into another universe.
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#149 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
He's literally the other part of the Void, Darkseid couldn't do that without collapsing half the dimension on his ass.
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#150 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
No, he could. Void is gone as of Death Seed. Bobby himself said so.
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#151 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
Shit, missed that part.
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#152 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
By the way, Darkseid survived an entire dimension collapsing on him. In New 52, Earth 2.
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#153 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
Well I can imagine him surviving the fight, but there's always someone who can kick his shit in. Even the Hulk could do that if he lands the blow, since he has literally infinite strength, and is resistant to matter manipulation and energy attacks. Or, he can counter them with his shockwave attacks. Which level buildings and split the earth wide open.
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#154 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
Hulk would have to be seriously angry to do any damage to Darkseid. Even then, Darkseid can teleport other people and even planets away. He once re arranged two completely different solar systems that were lightyears apart. Teleporting the Hulk is nothing.

His Omega Beams did serious damage to the Anti-Monitor, who beat the Spectre. Imperiex, DC's Galactus, The Spectre... Hulk is tough, but no where near any of them.

Marvel even had a Superman Expy absolutely demolish the Hulk during the Incursions.
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#157 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
The thing with the Hulk, is he's very limited in what powers he has, but when it comes to the powers that he does have, they are completely unlimited. Infinite strength, near 100% invulnerability, and when he does get damaged, he regenerates almost instantly.
#159 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
That's true. But the Hulk is not instantly angry enough where he'll be able to resist serious damage at the very start. Darkseid opens with the Omega Beams, and the Hulk is ash, or is floating in space well away from him.

Again, as this pic shows: Darkseid>Superman>Hulk. Plus, Hulk gets absolutely destroyed by Thanos. Who is, in my opinion, slightly weaker than Darkseid.
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#160 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
What about that time the Hulk got a Red Lantern Ring?
Almost instant world-shattering rage.
#162 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
Even then. Hulk's most powerful state, Green Scar, is about Superman level in terms of strength. Hulk was able to pull two halves of a planet together, Superman benched an entire planet. So they're roughly equal if Hulk is at his canonical strongest.

Now plug in the fact that Darkseid completely manhandles Superman quite easily. As shown here. And Lanterns are no threat to Darkseid. Hell, they're no threat to his Superman equal son Orion, who easily overpowered Mogo.