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#147 - Invulnerability is relative in comics. While ole' Ro…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/23/2015 on Super facts 2 0
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#149 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
He's literally the other part of the Void, Darkseid couldn't do that without collapsing half the dimension on his ass.
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#150 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
No, he could. Void is gone as of Death Seed. Bobby himself said so.
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#151 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
Shit, missed that part.
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#152 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
By the way, Darkseid survived an entire dimension collapsing on him. In New 52, Earth 2.
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#153 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
Well I can imagine him surviving the fight, but there's always someone who can kick his shit in. Even the Hulk could do that if he lands the blow, since he has literally infinite strength, and is resistant to matter manipulation and energy attacks. Or, he can counter them with his shockwave attacks. Which level buildings and split the earth wide open.
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#154 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
Hulk would have to be seriously angry to do any damage to Darkseid. Even then, Darkseid can teleport other people and even planets away. He once re arranged two completely different solar systems that were lightyears apart. Teleporting the Hulk is nothing.

His Omega Beams did serious damage to the Anti-Monitor, who beat the Spectre. Imperiex, DC's Galactus, The Spectre... Hulk is tough, but no where near any of them.

Marvel even had a Superman Expy absolutely demolish the Hulk during the Incursions.
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#157 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
The thing with the Hulk, is he's very limited in what powers he has, but when it comes to the powers that he does have, they are completely unlimited. Infinite strength, near 100% invulnerability, and when he does get damaged, he regenerates almost instantly.
#159 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
That's true. But the Hulk is not instantly angry enough where he'll be able to resist serious damage at the very start. Darkseid opens with the Omega Beams, and the Hulk is ash, or is floating in space well away from him.

Again, as this pic shows: Darkseid>Superman>Hulk. Plus, Hulk gets absolutely destroyed by Thanos. Who is, in my opinion, slightly weaker than Darkseid.
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#160 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
What about that time the Hulk got a Red Lantern Ring?
Almost instant world-shattering rage.
#162 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
Even then. Hulk's most powerful state, Green Scar, is about Superman level in terms of strength. Hulk was able to pull two halves of a planet together, Superman benched an entire planet. So they're roughly equal if Hulk is at his canonical strongest.

Now plug in the fact that Darkseid completely manhandles Superman quite easily. As shown here. And Lanterns are no threat to Darkseid. Hell, they're no threat to his Superman equal son Orion, who easily overpowered Mogo.
#145 - I think it was confirmed that Sentry was seriously holding bac…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/23/2015 on Super facts 2 +1
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#146 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
Well, Thor, while being underpowered, is also overpowered. One knock of his hammer to Superman's or Sentry's head, and they're out like a light. It's all in his hammer, one of the most powerful weapons ever made.
Well, one of Senty's Deathseed powers is Immortality, another being Invulnerability. Darkseid could hammer him with everything he had all he wanted to, and not make a dent. Superman, while incredibly durable, is confirmed to be neither immortal nor invulnerable.
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#147 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
Invulnerability is relative in comics.

While ole' Robert is immortal, no doubt about it, Owen Reece couldn't kill him, I think it's more of the fact that Sentry doesn't have much that can put Darkseid down. He does have the ability to manipulate matter, but so does Darkseid, and Darkseid actually knows how to use it very well.

Worse comes to worst, Darkseid uses the Omega Sanction and sends Bobby into another universe.
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#149 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
He's literally the other part of the Void, Darkseid couldn't do that without collapsing half the dimension on his ass.
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#150 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
No, he could. Void is gone as of Death Seed. Bobby himself said so.
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#151 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
Shit, missed that part.
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#152 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
By the way, Darkseid survived an entire dimension collapsing on him. In New 52, Earth 2.
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#153 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
Well I can imagine him surviving the fight, but there's always someone who can kick his shit in. Even the Hulk could do that if he lands the blow, since he has literally infinite strength, and is resistant to matter manipulation and energy attacks. Or, he can counter them with his shockwave attacks. Which level buildings and split the earth wide open.
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#154 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
Hulk would have to be seriously angry to do any damage to Darkseid. Even then, Darkseid can teleport other people and even planets away. He once re arranged two completely different solar systems that were lightyears apart. Teleporting the Hulk is nothing.

His Omega Beams did serious damage to the Anti-Monitor, who beat the Spectre. Imperiex, DC's Galactus, The Spectre... Hulk is tough, but no where near any of them.

Marvel even had a Superman Expy absolutely demolish the Hulk during the Incursions.
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#157 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
The thing with the Hulk, is he's very limited in what powers he has, but when it comes to the powers that he does have, they are completely unlimited. Infinite strength, near 100% invulnerability, and when he does get damaged, he regenerates almost instantly.
#159 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
That's true. But the Hulk is not instantly angry enough where he'll be able to resist serious damage at the very start. Darkseid opens with the Omega Beams, and the Hulk is ash, or is floating in space well away from him.

Again, as this pic shows: Darkseid>Superman>Hulk. Plus, Hulk gets absolutely destroyed by Thanos. Who is, in my opinion, slightly weaker than Darkseid.
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#160 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
What about that time the Hulk got a Red Lantern Ring?
Almost instant world-shattering rage.
#162 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
Even then. Hulk's most powerful state, Green Scar, is about Superman level in terms of strength. Hulk was able to pull two halves of a planet together, Superman benched an entire planet. So they're roughly equal if Hulk is at his canonical strongest.

Now plug in the fact that Darkseid completely manhandles Superman quite easily. As shown here. And Lanterns are no threat to Darkseid. Hell, they're no threat to his Superman equal son Orion, who easily overpowered Mogo.
#140 - Ehh... Sentry is kinda a grey area. His power is all over the …  [+] (14 new replies) 12/23/2015 on Super facts 2 0
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#144 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
Death Seed.
I feel like they nerfed him in World War Hulk, since he and Hulk tied.
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#145 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
I think it was confirmed that Sentry was seriously holding back in that fight. Dude was able to slow down a Celestial.

I'm not completely sure. Darkseid beats Superman like a red-headed stepchild physically almost every time they fight. In New 52, he onehalfshot big blue, and tanked a Multiverse Empowered Green Lantern.

I'd give it to big D in the long run. Death Seed Sentry was hurt by lightning from Thor. DS's Omega beams knocked out Superman in one shot, and that's just because Darkseid wanted him alive and was only a single beam rather than both.
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#146 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
Well, Thor, while being underpowered, is also overpowered. One knock of his hammer to Superman's or Sentry's head, and they're out like a light. It's all in his hammer, one of the most powerful weapons ever made.
Well, one of Senty's Deathseed powers is Immortality, another being Invulnerability. Darkseid could hammer him with everything he had all he wanted to, and not make a dent. Superman, while incredibly durable, is confirmed to be neither immortal nor invulnerable.
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#147 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
Invulnerability is relative in comics.

While ole' Robert is immortal, no doubt about it, Owen Reece couldn't kill him, I think it's more of the fact that Sentry doesn't have much that can put Darkseid down. He does have the ability to manipulate matter, but so does Darkseid, and Darkseid actually knows how to use it very well.

Worse comes to worst, Darkseid uses the Omega Sanction and sends Bobby into another universe.
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#149 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
He's literally the other part of the Void, Darkseid couldn't do that without collapsing half the dimension on his ass.
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#150 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
No, he could. Void is gone as of Death Seed. Bobby himself said so.
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#151 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
Shit, missed that part.
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#152 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
By the way, Darkseid survived an entire dimension collapsing on him. In New 52, Earth 2.
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#153 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
Well I can imagine him surviving the fight, but there's always someone who can kick his shit in. Even the Hulk could do that if he lands the blow, since he has literally infinite strength, and is resistant to matter manipulation and energy attacks. Or, he can counter them with his shockwave attacks. Which level buildings and split the earth wide open.
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#154 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
Hulk would have to be seriously angry to do any damage to Darkseid. Even then, Darkseid can teleport other people and even planets away. He once re arranged two completely different solar systems that were lightyears apart. Teleporting the Hulk is nothing.

His Omega Beams did serious damage to the Anti-Monitor, who beat the Spectre. Imperiex, DC's Galactus, The Spectre... Hulk is tough, but no where near any of them.

Marvel even had a Superman Expy absolutely demolish the Hulk during the Incursions.
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#157 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
The thing with the Hulk, is he's very limited in what powers he has, but when it comes to the powers that he does have, they are completely unlimited. Infinite strength, near 100% invulnerability, and when he does get damaged, he regenerates almost instantly.
#159 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
That's true. But the Hulk is not instantly angry enough where he'll be able to resist serious damage at the very start. Darkseid opens with the Omega Beams, and the Hulk is ash, or is floating in space well away from him.

Again, as this pic shows: Darkseid>Superman>Hulk. Plus, Hulk gets absolutely destroyed by Thanos. Who is, in my opinion, slightly weaker than Darkseid.
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#160 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
What about that time the Hulk got a Red Lantern Ring?
Almost instant world-shattering rage.
#162 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
Even then. Hulk's most powerful state, Green Scar, is about Superman level in terms of strength. Hulk was able to pull two halves of a planet together, Superman benched an entire planet. So they're roughly equal if Hulk is at his canonical strongest.

Now plug in the fact that Darkseid completely manhandles Superman quite easily. As shown here. And Lanterns are no threat to Darkseid. Hell, they're no threat to his Superman equal son Orion, who easily overpowered Mogo.
#47 - Darkseid is the literal embodiment of "Do not **** with.&…  [+] (18 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Super facts 2 +28
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#174 - derius (12/23/2015) [-]
This gif also reminds us how Green Lantern sucks dick. At least Hal Jordan. John Stewart is alright.
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#110 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
How about Darkseid vs The Sentry?
Is he stronger than the guy made to be superior to Superman AND batshit crazy at the same time?
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#140 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
Ehh... Sentry is kinda a grey area. His power is all over the place.

Death Seed, or World War Hulk era Sentry?
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#144 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
Death Seed.
I feel like they nerfed him in World War Hulk, since he and Hulk tied.
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#145 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
I think it was confirmed that Sentry was seriously holding back in that fight. Dude was able to slow down a Celestial.

I'm not completely sure. Darkseid beats Superman like a red-headed stepchild physically almost every time they fight. In New 52, he onehalfshot big blue, and tanked a Multiverse Empowered Green Lantern.

I'd give it to big D in the long run. Death Seed Sentry was hurt by lightning from Thor. DS's Omega beams knocked out Superman in one shot, and that's just because Darkseid wanted him alive and was only a single beam rather than both.
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#146 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
Well, Thor, while being underpowered, is also overpowered. One knock of his hammer to Superman's or Sentry's head, and they're out like a light. It's all in his hammer, one of the most powerful weapons ever made.
Well, one of Senty's Deathseed powers is Immortality, another being Invulnerability. Darkseid could hammer him with everything he had all he wanted to, and not make a dent. Superman, while incredibly durable, is confirmed to be neither immortal nor invulnerable.
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#147 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
Invulnerability is relative in comics.

While ole' Robert is immortal, no doubt about it, Owen Reece couldn't kill him, I think it's more of the fact that Sentry doesn't have much that can put Darkseid down. He does have the ability to manipulate matter, but so does Darkseid, and Darkseid actually knows how to use it very well.

Worse comes to worst, Darkseid uses the Omega Sanction and sends Bobby into another universe.
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#149 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
He's literally the other part of the Void, Darkseid couldn't do that without collapsing half the dimension on his ass.
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#150 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
No, he could. Void is gone as of Death Seed. Bobby himself said so.
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#151 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
Shit, missed that part.
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#152 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
By the way, Darkseid survived an entire dimension collapsing on him. In New 52, Earth 2.
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#153 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
Well I can imagine him surviving the fight, but there's always someone who can kick his shit in. Even the Hulk could do that if he lands the blow, since he has literally infinite strength, and is resistant to matter manipulation and energy attacks. Or, he can counter them with his shockwave attacks. Which level buildings and split the earth wide open.
User avatar
#154 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
Hulk would have to be seriously angry to do any damage to Darkseid. Even then, Darkseid can teleport other people and even planets away. He once re arranged two completely different solar systems that were lightyears apart. Teleporting the Hulk is nothing.

His Omega Beams did serious damage to the Anti-Monitor, who beat the Spectre. Imperiex, DC's Galactus, The Spectre... Hulk is tough, but no where near any of them.

Marvel even had a Superman Expy absolutely demolish the Hulk during the Incursions.
User avatar
#157 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
The thing with the Hulk, is he's very limited in what powers he has, but when it comes to the powers that he does have, they are completely unlimited. Infinite strength, near 100% invulnerability, and when he does get damaged, he regenerates almost instantly.
#159 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
That's true. But the Hulk is not instantly angry enough where he'll be able to resist serious damage at the very start. Darkseid opens with the Omega Beams, and the Hulk is ash, or is floating in space well away from him.

Again, as this pic shows: Darkseid>Superman>Hulk. Plus, Hulk gets absolutely destroyed by Thanos. Who is, in my opinion, slightly weaker than Darkseid.
User avatar
#160 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
What about that time the Hulk got a Red Lantern Ring?
Almost instant world-shattering rage.
#162 - RageRambo (12/23/2015) [-]
Even then. Hulk's most powerful state, Green Scar, is about Superman level in terms of strength. Hulk was able to pull two halves of a planet together, Superman benched an entire planet. So they're roughly equal if Hulk is at his canonical strongest.

Now plug in the fact that Darkseid completely manhandles Superman quite easily. As shown here. And Lanterns are no threat to Darkseid. Hell, they're no threat to his Superman equal son Orion, who easily overpowered Mogo.
#7 - Oooops... I broke it. 12/21/2015 on Exams +2
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#12 - I mean... They were invaded by Kryptonians... Which have the s…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/07/2015 on Man of Steel +44
#47 - demonicknighty (12/07/2015) [-]
Who is that twirling superman?
#52 - optimuscrimetime (12/07/2015) [-]
I think it's from Superman Unchained. The guy's name is Wraith.
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#48 - jordanish (12/07/2015) [-]
Probably Darkseid
#32 - angelious (12/07/2015) [-]
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#20 - darknesincontrol (12/07/2015) [-]
actually they like earth, maybe a tad bit too much
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#33 - angelious (12/07/2015) [-]
i think it was the humans they werent so fond off...
#19 - But Superman didn't have much to do with his defeat. Cyborg di… 11/20/2015 on Focus on what's important 0
#106 - Yes. But it's still an effect of the gun.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2015 on Remember remember! +2
#108 - thempc (11/20/2015) [-]
the gun just looks like a desert eagle that shoots ice
not that that isn't cool
#80 - It's not like he can catch a cold beam though. Barry is also n… 11/19/2015 on Remember remember! +1