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#138 - My GOD you are dense. Answer me this. Why are the best schools…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2013 on but.. but.. Murica? -1
User avatar #152 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Same reason they were in the US 20 years ago. The broken system didn't make US universities great they were great before the system. now you can fix the system before is too late.
User avatar #156 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
They haven't changed since then. The system has always been this way. But since we're in a recession shit has gotten worse .
#135 - I could ask you the same question. 10/28/2013 on but.. but.. Murica? +1
#134 - Clearly you need to spend more time on yours if you can't even…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/28/2013 on but.. but.. Murica? 0
User avatar #142 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
Oh, did i outsmart you? Do you have to remark that i wrote wrong cause you know i am right? lowest class of people
User avatar #149 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
And here's some fun reading for you to do!


www.scimagojr.com/countryrank.php
User avatar #146 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
I'm remarking that despite your "better" education your spelling is shit.
User avatar #151 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
And im still in school learning, and youvi assume are like 40?
User avatar #153 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
I've graduated this year. And if you're old enough to be on this site you should be old enough to spell better than a second grader.
User avatar #157 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
Im 15 and im swedish. SORRY if im not as good as an American (i assume) on his own language.
#131 - The US spend the most in the world.  [+] (8 new replies) 10/28/2013 on but.. but.. Murica? 0
User avatar #132 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
Omfg... they spend most in the world because they are a big countrie. BUT compared with other countrie budget u dont pay shit for education,, fucking hell some people
User avatar #134 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
Clearly you need to spend more time on yours if you can't even spell country.
User avatar #142 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
Oh, did i outsmart you? Do you have to remark that i wrote wrong cause you know i am right? lowest class of people
User avatar #149 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
And here's some fun reading for you to do!


www.scimagojr.com/countryrank.php
User avatar #146 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
I'm remarking that despite your "better" education your spelling is shit.
User avatar #151 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
And im still in school learning, and youvi assume are like 40?
User avatar #153 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
I've graduated this year. And if you're old enough to be on this site you should be old enough to spell better than a second grader.
User avatar #157 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
Im 15 and im swedish. SORRY if im not as good as an American (i assume) on his own language.
#129 - Destroying the earth? Wow... I don't know what earth you're ta…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2013 on but.. but.. Murica? 0
User avatar #133 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
Wow, are you 10?
User avatar #135 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
I could ask you the same question.
#127 - No. The system is ****** up. But it works. You ca…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/28/2013 on but.. but.. Murica? -1
User avatar #136 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
"The system is fucked up. But it works"
Ok so is fucked up but it works? so the The system does not work properly but it works properly? am I getting this right?
Hey if you say I cant deny that the united states has the best higher education in the world and leads the scientific world " to an embarrassing degree". then I guess I cant.

Shit I don't think anyone any can wedge you out of that hole of ignorance you've dug yourself into.
User avatar #150 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
Here's some fun reading for you too!

www.scimagojr.com/countryrank.php

User avatar #166 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Ok, ok, let me make this a clear a point as possible for you.

The united states has several broken systems which are rotting away at its core.
I never once said anything about anyone being better or worse then the US. Not once not even hinted at it.

From the get go I said"
shit is getting fucked up, and shit is not getting fucked up else where maybe the US should look at the shit not getting fucked up and un-fuck the fucked up shit.

The system has changed and education cost had been on the raise since before the rescission.
User avatar #168 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
You're right. But solving it would mean our politicians would have to think. Something they're not good at. The US needs to be unfucked. But the only solutions our politicians can come up with is to shovel more money into the furnace. Solving it does not mean we switch to from the way we've always done it to something completely different that has a good chance of backfiring.
User avatar #138 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
My GOD you are dense. Answer me this. Why are the best schools in the world IN THE US?
User avatar #152 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Same reason they were in the US 20 years ago. The broken system didn't make US universities great they were great before the system. now you can fix the system before is too late.
User avatar #156 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
They haven't changed since then. The system has always been this way. But since we're in a recession shit has gotten worse .
#121 - Think really hard. The US government in charge of the public s… 10/28/2013 on but.. but.. Murica? 0
#118 - And somehow despite that. The US still has the best universiti…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/28/2013 on but.. but.. Murica? -1
User avatar #123 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Ok so lets recap, the content was about The United States' problem when it comes to higher education.

Your response to the content was "Scandinavian countries think they're better"
I argue with you by the end you say "Is our higher education system fucked up? Yes." That should have been the end of the argument.
But you also add "The US still has the best universities in the world. Leads the world in Scientific discoveries to an embarrassing degree"

See the problem here?
User avatar #127 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
No. The system is fucked up. But it works. You can't deny the US's higher education is the best in the world. Because it is. You can't deny that the US shits more science than any other country on earth.


See the problem here?
User avatar #136 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
"The system is fucked up. But it works"
Ok so is fucked up but it works? so the The system does not work properly but it works properly? am I getting this right?
Hey if you say I cant deny that the united states has the best higher education in the world and leads the scientific world " to an embarrassing degree". then I guess I cant.

Shit I don't think anyone any can wedge you out of that hole of ignorance you've dug yourself into.
User avatar #150 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
Here's some fun reading for you too!

www.scimagojr.com/countryrank.php

User avatar #166 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Ok, ok, let me make this a clear a point as possible for you.

The united states has several broken systems which are rotting away at its core.
I never once said anything about anyone being better or worse then the US. Not once not even hinted at it.

From the get go I said"
shit is getting fucked up, and shit is not getting fucked up else where maybe the US should look at the shit not getting fucked up and un-fuck the fucked up shit.

The system has changed and education cost had been on the raise since before the rescission.
User avatar #168 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
You're right. But solving it would mean our politicians would have to think. Something they're not good at. The US needs to be unfucked. But the only solutions our politicians can come up with is to shovel more money into the furnace. Solving it does not mean we switch to from the way we've always done it to something completely different that has a good chance of backfiring.
User avatar #138 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
My GOD you are dense. Answer me this. Why are the best schools in the world IN THE US?
User avatar #152 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Same reason they were in the US 20 years ago. The broken system didn't make US universities great they were great before the system. now you can fix the system before is too late.
User avatar #156 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
They haven't changed since then. The system has always been this way. But since we're in a recession shit has gotten worse .
#112 - You're clearly not getting the point. The US spends a *…  [+] (25 new replies) 10/28/2013 on but.. but.. Murica? 0
User avatar #130 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
The U.S.A spends less cash on education than cuba, how do you feel?
User avatar #131 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
The US spend the most in the world.

www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57590921/
User avatar #132 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
Omfg... they spend most in the world because they are a big countrie. BUT compared with other countrie budget u dont pay shit for education,, fucking hell some people
User avatar #134 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
Clearly you need to spend more time on yours if you can't even spell country.
User avatar #142 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
Oh, did i outsmart you? Do you have to remark that i wrote wrong cause you know i am right? lowest class of people
User avatar #149 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
And here's some fun reading for you to do!


www.scimagojr.com/countryrank.php
User avatar #146 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
I'm remarking that despite your "better" education your spelling is shit.
User avatar #151 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
And im still in school learning, and youvi assume are like 40?
User avatar #153 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
I've graduated this year. And if you're old enough to be on this site you should be old enough to spell better than a second grader.
User avatar #157 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
Im 15 and im swedish. SORRY if im not as good as an American (i assume) on his own language.
User avatar #116 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Wow no shit? you fucking with me right?
I had no idea! here I thought throwing money at it would solve the problem. That was my stand on the issue the whole time! that's what I specifically said was the solution. but boy was I wrong.

In all seriousness though, I don't know why you are projecting stances unto me. Maybe is the same reason you thought the content was about something other then the broken college system in the US.

Let me put this into perspective some:
A man with a broken leg walks around stumbling and hurting himself even more. Someone else notices this and says "Hey I had a broken leg too. I put a tourniquet and bandaged it and after a while it healed up. Maybe you should do something similar." The first man's response to this is "Shut up! you think you are better than me!?"

See the problem here?
User avatar #119 - drewbridge (10/28/2013) [-]
You don't use a tourniquet for a broken leg. You would probably lose your leg if you did that.


And whether you want to believe it or not, their solution is to....throw more money at it. We have to raise taxes to pay for every new adult to get a college education. The countries listed above already admitted that.
User avatar #120 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Oh ok, so they are are just throwing money at it? I thought they spent their money wisely not just giving it away.

Well I guess there is no reason to fix the college system in the US anymore.
User avatar #163 - drewbridge (10/28/2013) [-]
Dude, I seriously don't know what the fuck you're talking about or trying to say.

If you think I approve of what the US government is doing all the time, you're sadly mistaken.

Basic, basic economics.
"Free lunch" ideas.
There is no such thing as a free lunch. Someone had to ship the parts to the sandwhich, mix the ingredients for the soda, assemble it all and put it infront of you. The lunch did not magically appear, someone had to work to provide it for you, it was made at no cost to you and therefore free to you.

Free education and healthcare work similar.
2 guys pay money to a fast food chain for food. Bob pays 1$, Jack pays 1.30$ for a deluxe burger.
Bob gets his food, and eats it. Jack gets his food, and eats it aswell.
Jack them asks bob why he didn't get the free benefits that come with the deluxe burger.

These programs cost money. Teachers/universities want to be paid. Them being paid cost money. Money comes from taxpayers/countries revenue.
User avatar #121 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
Think really hard. The US government in charge of the public school system. And that is going SO well isn't it? Now. Let's put the same government in charge of higher education! This cannot be a bad idea in any way!
User avatar #118 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
And somehow despite that. The US still has the best universities in the world. Leads the world in Scientific discoveries to an embarrassing degree. Is our higher education system fucked up? Yes. But even you know our government has to share a single brain cell and putting them in charge of our higher education is not exactly the smartest idea.
User avatar #123 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Ok so lets recap, the content was about The United States' problem when it comes to higher education.

Your response to the content was "Scandinavian countries think they're better"
I argue with you by the end you say "Is our higher education system fucked up? Yes." That should have been the end of the argument.
But you also add "The US still has the best universities in the world. Leads the world in Scientific discoveries to an embarrassing degree"

See the problem here?
User avatar #127 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
No. The system is fucked up. But it works. You can't deny the US's higher education is the best in the world. Because it is. You can't deny that the US shits more science than any other country on earth.


See the problem here?
User avatar #136 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
"The system is fucked up. But it works"
Ok so is fucked up but it works? so the The system does not work properly but it works properly? am I getting this right?
Hey if you say I cant deny that the united states has the best higher education in the world and leads the scientific world " to an embarrassing degree". then I guess I cant.

Shit I don't think anyone any can wedge you out of that hole of ignorance you've dug yourself into.
User avatar #150 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
Here's some fun reading for you too!

www.scimagojr.com/countryrank.php

User avatar #166 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Ok, ok, let me make this a clear a point as possible for you.

The united states has several broken systems which are rotting away at its core.
I never once said anything about anyone being better or worse then the US. Not once not even hinted at it.

From the get go I said"
shit is getting fucked up, and shit is not getting fucked up else where maybe the US should look at the shit not getting fucked up and un-fuck the fucked up shit.

The system has changed and education cost had been on the raise since before the rescission.
User avatar #168 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
You're right. But solving it would mean our politicians would have to think. Something they're not good at. The US needs to be unfucked. But the only solutions our politicians can come up with is to shovel more money into the furnace. Solving it does not mean we switch to from the way we've always done it to something completely different that has a good chance of backfiring.
User avatar #138 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
My GOD you are dense. Answer me this. Why are the best schools in the world IN THE US?
User avatar #152 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Same reason they were in the US 20 years ago. The broken system didn't make US universities great they were great before the system. now you can fix the system before is too late.
User avatar #156 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
They haven't changed since then. The system has always been this way. But since we're in a recession shit has gotten worse .
#108 - The US spends more money per student than ******* …  [+] (27 new replies) 10/28/2013 on but.. but.. Murica? 0
User avatar #111 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Oh boy! You mean the country with the a much larger population and budget spends more money!? Gee I have no idea how that could be possible.

www.ibtimes.com/us-17th-global-education-ranking-finland-south-korea-claim-top-spots-901538

Well at least all that money being well spent!
User avatar #112 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
You're clearly not getting the point. The US spends a shitload on education. But somehow our schools suck more dick than a Swedish prostitute? It must be that maybe that throwing money at something doesn't solve the problem!
User avatar #130 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
The U.S.A spends less cash on education than cuba, how do you feel?
User avatar #131 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
The US spend the most in the world.

www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57590921/
User avatar #132 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
Omfg... they spend most in the world because they are a big countrie. BUT compared with other countrie budget u dont pay shit for education,, fucking hell some people
User avatar #134 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
Clearly you need to spend more time on yours if you can't even spell country.
User avatar #142 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
Oh, did i outsmart you? Do you have to remark that i wrote wrong cause you know i am right? lowest class of people
User avatar #149 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
And here's some fun reading for you to do!


www.scimagojr.com/countryrank.php
User avatar #146 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
I'm remarking that despite your "better" education your spelling is shit.
User avatar #151 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
And im still in school learning, and youvi assume are like 40?
User avatar #153 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
I've graduated this year. And if you're old enough to be on this site you should be old enough to spell better than a second grader.
User avatar #157 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
Im 15 and im swedish. SORRY if im not as good as an American (i assume) on his own language.
User avatar #116 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Wow no shit? you fucking with me right?
I had no idea! here I thought throwing money at it would solve the problem. That was my stand on the issue the whole time! that's what I specifically said was the solution. but boy was I wrong.

In all seriousness though, I don't know why you are projecting stances unto me. Maybe is the same reason you thought the content was about something other then the broken college system in the US.

Let me put this into perspective some:
A man with a broken leg walks around stumbling and hurting himself even more. Someone else notices this and says "Hey I had a broken leg too. I put a tourniquet and bandaged it and after a while it healed up. Maybe you should do something similar." The first man's response to this is "Shut up! you think you are better than me!?"

See the problem here?
User avatar #119 - drewbridge (10/28/2013) [-]
You don't use a tourniquet for a broken leg. You would probably lose your leg if you did that.


And whether you want to believe it or not, their solution is to....throw more money at it. We have to raise taxes to pay for every new adult to get a college education. The countries listed above already admitted that.
User avatar #120 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Oh ok, so they are are just throwing money at it? I thought they spent their money wisely not just giving it away.

Well I guess there is no reason to fix the college system in the US anymore.
User avatar #163 - drewbridge (10/28/2013) [-]
Dude, I seriously don't know what the fuck you're talking about or trying to say.

If you think I approve of what the US government is doing all the time, you're sadly mistaken.

Basic, basic economics.
"Free lunch" ideas.
There is no such thing as a free lunch. Someone had to ship the parts to the sandwhich, mix the ingredients for the soda, assemble it all and put it infront of you. The lunch did not magically appear, someone had to work to provide it for you, it was made at no cost to you and therefore free to you.

Free education and healthcare work similar.
2 guys pay money to a fast food chain for food. Bob pays 1$, Jack pays 1.30$ for a deluxe burger.
Bob gets his food, and eats it. Jack gets his food, and eats it aswell.
Jack them asks bob why he didn't get the free benefits that come with the deluxe burger.

These programs cost money. Teachers/universities want to be paid. Them being paid cost money. Money comes from taxpayers/countries revenue.
User avatar #121 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
Think really hard. The US government in charge of the public school system. And that is going SO well isn't it? Now. Let's put the same government in charge of higher education! This cannot be a bad idea in any way!
User avatar #118 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
And somehow despite that. The US still has the best universities in the world. Leads the world in Scientific discoveries to an embarrassing degree. Is our higher education system fucked up? Yes. But even you know our government has to share a single brain cell and putting them in charge of our higher education is not exactly the smartest idea.
User avatar #123 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Ok so lets recap, the content was about The United States' problem when it comes to higher education.

Your response to the content was "Scandinavian countries think they're better"
I argue with you by the end you say "Is our higher education system fucked up? Yes." That should have been the end of the argument.
But you also add "The US still has the best universities in the world. Leads the world in Scientific discoveries to an embarrassing degree"

See the problem here?
User avatar #127 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
No. The system is fucked up. But it works. You can't deny the US's higher education is the best in the world. Because it is. You can't deny that the US shits more science than any other country on earth.


See the problem here?
User avatar #136 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
"The system is fucked up. But it works"
Ok so is fucked up but it works? so the The system does not work properly but it works properly? am I getting this right?
Hey if you say I cant deny that the united states has the best higher education in the world and leads the scientific world " to an embarrassing degree". then I guess I cant.

Shit I don't think anyone any can wedge you out of that hole of ignorance you've dug yourself into.
User avatar #150 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
Here's some fun reading for you too!

www.scimagojr.com/countryrank.php

User avatar #166 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Ok, ok, let me make this a clear a point as possible for you.

The united states has several broken systems which are rotting away at its core.
I never once said anything about anyone being better or worse then the US. Not once not even hinted at it.

From the get go I said"
shit is getting fucked up, and shit is not getting fucked up else where maybe the US should look at the shit not getting fucked up and un-fuck the fucked up shit.

The system has changed and education cost had been on the raise since before the rescission.
User avatar #168 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
You're right. But solving it would mean our politicians would have to think. Something they're not good at. The US needs to be unfucked. But the only solutions our politicians can come up with is to shovel more money into the furnace. Solving it does not mean we switch to from the way we've always done it to something completely different that has a good chance of backfiring.
User avatar #138 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
My GOD you are dense. Answer me this. Why are the best schools in the world IN THE US?
User avatar #152 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Same reason they were in the US 20 years ago. The broken system didn't make US universities great they were great before the system. now you can fix the system before is too late.
User avatar #156 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
They haven't changed since then. The system has always been this way. But since we're in a recession shit has gotten worse .
#106 - Excuse me. It's Scandinavians acting like they know what's bes…  [+] (30 new replies) 10/28/2013 on but.. but.. Murica? 0
User avatar #126 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
Scandinavia has been ranked to be the best place to live in.
User avatar #107 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Yeah sure thing buddy, all that talk about education was just a clever ploy to distract you from figuring out the true meaning. No one can pull a fast one over you, tell you what!
User avatar #108 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
The US spends more money per student than FUCKING SWITZERLAND.


www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57590921/
User avatar #111 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Oh boy! You mean the country with the a much larger population and budget spends more money!? Gee I have no idea how that could be possible.

www.ibtimes.com/us-17th-global-education-ranking-finland-south-korea-claim-top-spots-901538

Well at least all that money being well spent!
User avatar #112 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
You're clearly not getting the point. The US spends a shitload on education. But somehow our schools suck more dick than a Swedish prostitute? It must be that maybe that throwing money at something doesn't solve the problem!
User avatar #130 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
The U.S.A spends less cash on education than cuba, how do you feel?
User avatar #131 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
The US spend the most in the world.

www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57590921/
User avatar #132 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
Omfg... they spend most in the world because they are a big countrie. BUT compared with other countrie budget u dont pay shit for education,, fucking hell some people
User avatar #134 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
Clearly you need to spend more time on yours if you can't even spell country.
User avatar #142 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
Oh, did i outsmart you? Do you have to remark that i wrote wrong cause you know i am right? lowest class of people
User avatar #149 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
And here's some fun reading for you to do!


www.scimagojr.com/countryrank.php
User avatar #146 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
I'm remarking that despite your "better" education your spelling is shit.
User avatar #151 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
And im still in school learning, and youvi assume are like 40?
User avatar #153 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
I've graduated this year. And if you're old enough to be on this site you should be old enough to spell better than a second grader.
User avatar #157 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
Im 15 and im swedish. SORRY if im not as good as an American (i assume) on his own language.
User avatar #116 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Wow no shit? you fucking with me right?
I had no idea! here I thought throwing money at it would solve the problem. That was my stand on the issue the whole time! that's what I specifically said was the solution. but boy was I wrong.

In all seriousness though, I don't know why you are projecting stances unto me. Maybe is the same reason you thought the content was about something other then the broken college system in the US.

Let me put this into perspective some:
A man with a broken leg walks around stumbling and hurting himself even more. Someone else notices this and says "Hey I had a broken leg too. I put a tourniquet and bandaged it and after a while it healed up. Maybe you should do something similar." The first man's response to this is "Shut up! you think you are better than me!?"

See the problem here?
User avatar #119 - drewbridge (10/28/2013) [-]
You don't use a tourniquet for a broken leg. You would probably lose your leg if you did that.


And whether you want to believe it or not, their solution is to....throw more money at it. We have to raise taxes to pay for every new adult to get a college education. The countries listed above already admitted that.
User avatar #120 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Oh ok, so they are are just throwing money at it? I thought they spent their money wisely not just giving it away.

Well I guess there is no reason to fix the college system in the US anymore.
User avatar #163 - drewbridge (10/28/2013) [-]
Dude, I seriously don't know what the fuck you're talking about or trying to say.

If you think I approve of what the US government is doing all the time, you're sadly mistaken.

Basic, basic economics.
"Free lunch" ideas.
There is no such thing as a free lunch. Someone had to ship the parts to the sandwhich, mix the ingredients for the soda, assemble it all and put it infront of you. The lunch did not magically appear, someone had to work to provide it for you, it was made at no cost to you and therefore free to you.

Free education and healthcare work similar.
2 guys pay money to a fast food chain for food. Bob pays 1$, Jack pays 1.30$ for a deluxe burger.
Bob gets his food, and eats it. Jack gets his food, and eats it aswell.
Jack them asks bob why he didn't get the free benefits that come with the deluxe burger.

These programs cost money. Teachers/universities want to be paid. Them being paid cost money. Money comes from taxpayers/countries revenue.
User avatar #121 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
Think really hard. The US government in charge of the public school system. And that is going SO well isn't it? Now. Let's put the same government in charge of higher education! This cannot be a bad idea in any way!
User avatar #118 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
And somehow despite that. The US still has the best universities in the world. Leads the world in Scientific discoveries to an embarrassing degree. Is our higher education system fucked up? Yes. But even you know our government has to share a single brain cell and putting them in charge of our higher education is not exactly the smartest idea.
User avatar #123 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Ok so lets recap, the content was about The United States' problem when it comes to higher education.

Your response to the content was "Scandinavian countries think they're better"
I argue with you by the end you say "Is our higher education system fucked up? Yes." That should have been the end of the argument.
But you also add "The US still has the best universities in the world. Leads the world in Scientific discoveries to an embarrassing degree"

See the problem here?
User avatar #127 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
No. The system is fucked up. But it works. You can't deny the US's higher education is the best in the world. Because it is. You can't deny that the US shits more science than any other country on earth.


See the problem here?
User avatar #136 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
"The system is fucked up. But it works"
Ok so is fucked up but it works? so the The system does not work properly but it works properly? am I getting this right?
Hey if you say I cant deny that the united states has the best higher education in the world and leads the scientific world " to an embarrassing degree". then I guess I cant.

Shit I don't think anyone any can wedge you out of that hole of ignorance you've dug yourself into.
User avatar #150 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
Here's some fun reading for you too!

www.scimagojr.com/countryrank.php

User avatar #166 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Ok, ok, let me make this a clear a point as possible for you.

The united states has several broken systems which are rotting away at its core.
I never once said anything about anyone being better or worse then the US. Not once not even hinted at it.

From the get go I said"
shit is getting fucked up, and shit is not getting fucked up else where maybe the US should look at the shit not getting fucked up and un-fuck the fucked up shit.

The system has changed and education cost had been on the raise since before the rescission.
User avatar #168 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
You're right. But solving it would mean our politicians would have to think. Something they're not good at. The US needs to be unfucked. But the only solutions our politicians can come up with is to shovel more money into the furnace. Solving it does not mean we switch to from the way we've always done it to something completely different that has a good chance of backfiring.
User avatar #138 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
My GOD you are dense. Answer me this. Why are the best schools in the world IN THE US?
User avatar #152 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Same reason they were in the US 20 years ago. The broken system didn't make US universities great they were great before the system. now you can fix the system before is too late.
User avatar #156 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
They haven't changed since then. The system has always been this way. But since we're in a recession shit has gotten worse .
#104 - So... This content isn't about Scandinavians acting like they'…  [+] (33 new replies) 10/28/2013 on but.. but.. Murica? -2
#200 - anonymous (10/28/2013) [-]
Silhouette Guy is written by a guy in The states
User avatar #105 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
If that's what you take away from it after reading it. I have real bad news for you.
User avatar #106 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
Excuse me. It's Scandinavians acting like they know what's best for a country for which they only know about from jokes on the internet.
User avatar #126 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
Scandinavia has been ranked to be the best place to live in.
User avatar #107 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Yeah sure thing buddy, all that talk about education was just a clever ploy to distract you from figuring out the true meaning. No one can pull a fast one over you, tell you what!
User avatar #108 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
The US spends more money per student than FUCKING SWITZERLAND.


www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57590921/
User avatar #111 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Oh boy! You mean the country with the a much larger population and budget spends more money!? Gee I have no idea how that could be possible.

www.ibtimes.com/us-17th-global-education-ranking-finland-south-korea-claim-top-spots-901538

Well at least all that money being well spent!
User avatar #112 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
You're clearly not getting the point. The US spends a shitload on education. But somehow our schools suck more dick than a Swedish prostitute? It must be that maybe that throwing money at something doesn't solve the problem!
User avatar #130 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
The U.S.A spends less cash on education than cuba, how do you feel?
User avatar #131 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
The US spend the most in the world.

www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57590921/
User avatar #132 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
Omfg... they spend most in the world because they are a big countrie. BUT compared with other countrie budget u dont pay shit for education,, fucking hell some people
User avatar #134 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
Clearly you need to spend more time on yours if you can't even spell country.
User avatar #142 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
Oh, did i outsmart you? Do you have to remark that i wrote wrong cause you know i am right? lowest class of people
User avatar #149 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
And here's some fun reading for you to do!


www.scimagojr.com/countryrank.php
User avatar #146 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
I'm remarking that despite your "better" education your spelling is shit.
User avatar #151 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
And im still in school learning, and youvi assume are like 40?
User avatar #153 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
I've graduated this year. And if you're old enough to be on this site you should be old enough to spell better than a second grader.
User avatar #157 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
Im 15 and im swedish. SORRY if im not as good as an American (i assume) on his own language.
User avatar #116 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Wow no shit? you fucking with me right?
I had no idea! here I thought throwing money at it would solve the problem. That was my stand on the issue the whole time! that's what I specifically said was the solution. but boy was I wrong.

In all seriousness though, I don't know why you are projecting stances unto me. Maybe is the same reason you thought the content was about something other then the broken college system in the US.

Let me put this into perspective some:
A man with a broken leg walks around stumbling and hurting himself even more. Someone else notices this and says "Hey I had a broken leg too. I put a tourniquet and bandaged it and after a while it healed up. Maybe you should do something similar." The first man's response to this is "Shut up! you think you are better than me!?"

See the problem here?
User avatar #119 - drewbridge (10/28/2013) [-]
You don't use a tourniquet for a broken leg. You would probably lose your leg if you did that.


And whether you want to believe it or not, their solution is to....throw more money at it. We have to raise taxes to pay for every new adult to get a college education. The countries listed above already admitted that.
User avatar #120 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Oh ok, so they are are just throwing money at it? I thought they spent their money wisely not just giving it away.

Well I guess there is no reason to fix the college system in the US anymore.
User avatar #163 - drewbridge (10/28/2013) [-]
Dude, I seriously don't know what the fuck you're talking about or trying to say.

If you think I approve of what the US government is doing all the time, you're sadly mistaken.

Basic, basic economics.
"Free lunch" ideas.
There is no such thing as a free lunch. Someone had to ship the parts to the sandwhich, mix the ingredients for the soda, assemble it all and put it infront of you. The lunch did not magically appear, someone had to work to provide it for you, it was made at no cost to you and therefore free to you.

Free education and healthcare work similar.
2 guys pay money to a fast food chain for food. Bob pays 1$, Jack pays 1.30$ for a deluxe burger.
Bob gets his food, and eats it. Jack gets his food, and eats it aswell.
Jack them asks bob why he didn't get the free benefits that come with the deluxe burger.

These programs cost money. Teachers/universities want to be paid. Them being paid cost money. Money comes from taxpayers/countries revenue.
User avatar #121 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
Think really hard. The US government in charge of the public school system. And that is going SO well isn't it? Now. Let's put the same government in charge of higher education! This cannot be a bad idea in any way!
User avatar #118 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
And somehow despite that. The US still has the best universities in the world. Leads the world in Scientific discoveries to an embarrassing degree. Is our higher education system fucked up? Yes. But even you know our government has to share a single brain cell and putting them in charge of our higher education is not exactly the smartest idea.
User avatar #123 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Ok so lets recap, the content was about The United States' problem when it comes to higher education.

Your response to the content was "Scandinavian countries think they're better"
I argue with you by the end you say "Is our higher education system fucked up? Yes." That should have been the end of the argument.
But you also add "The US still has the best universities in the world. Leads the world in Scientific discoveries to an embarrassing degree"

See the problem here?
User avatar #127 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
No. The system is fucked up. But it works. You can't deny the US's higher education is the best in the world. Because it is. You can't deny that the US shits more science than any other country on earth.


See the problem here?
User avatar #136 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
"The system is fucked up. But it works"
Ok so is fucked up but it works? so the The system does not work properly but it works properly? am I getting this right?
Hey if you say I cant deny that the united states has the best higher education in the world and leads the scientific world " to an embarrassing degree". then I guess I cant.

Shit I don't think anyone any can wedge you out of that hole of ignorance you've dug yourself into.
User avatar #150 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
Here's some fun reading for you too!

www.scimagojr.com/countryrank.php

User avatar #166 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Ok, ok, let me make this a clear a point as possible for you.

The united states has several broken systems which are rotting away at its core.
I never once said anything about anyone being better or worse then the US. Not once not even hinted at it.

From the get go I said"
shit is getting fucked up, and shit is not getting fucked up else where maybe the US should look at the shit not getting fucked up and un-fuck the fucked up shit.

The system has changed and education cost had been on the raise since before the rescission.
User avatar #168 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
You're right. But solving it would mean our politicians would have to think. Something they're not good at. The US needs to be unfucked. But the only solutions our politicians can come up with is to shovel more money into the furnace. Solving it does not mean we switch to from the way we've always done it to something completely different that has a good chance of backfiring.
User avatar #138 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
My GOD you are dense. Answer me this. Why are the best schools in the world IN THE US?
User avatar #152 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Same reason they were in the US 20 years ago. The broken system didn't make US universities great they were great before the system. now you can fix the system before is too late.
User avatar #156 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
They haven't changed since then. The system has always been this way. But since we're in a recession shit has gotten worse .
#99 - My bad. IT's close to about 2.5%. Which is pretty small. Propo… 10/28/2013 on but.. but.. Murica? -2
#91 - You do realize the government spend 45% of it's money on socia…  [+] (19 new replies) 10/28/2013 on but.. but.. Murica? -1
User avatar #137 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
If you spend all that money on the healthcare why wont you let people get it for free?
User avatar #140 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
Because nothing is free and you have no idea how economics work.
User avatar #143 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
it works justfcking fine in Sweden.
User avatar #145 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
If you don't mind paying 60-70% of your paycheck to the government and have one of the highest costs of living in the world.
User avatar #154 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
it's 30% and we dont pay for education or healthcare. OH! And btw i dont think Sweden has gone bankrupt get
User avatar #155 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
I think you're thinking about a different country.


www.thelocal.se/43900/
User avatar #158 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
And i think you're fucking stupid. THIS IS A YEAR AGO WE FIX THINGS. but that might be new for you Amerifag
User avatar #162 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
it's from 2008. are you pointing out that im not smart then tou give me false proof?
#170 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
You should really learn the language if you are trying to outsmart me when i am from sweden.
User avatar #171 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
You'll have to forgive me for not wanting to learn a third language that will serve me no purpose.
User avatar #173 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
HA, we learn 3 languages in sweden and we have no problem with that ( didnt cause a retarded techer at the german class )
User avatar #175 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
Congrats. While you speak three languages. I'll be taking economics. And learning things I'll actually use! I speak Spanish because it's pretty much needed down here. You speak Swedish because you live in Sweden. You speak English because this site is English and maybe you have relatives who speak English. German... No idea.
User avatar #179 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
I actully will study Economics next year and i do it for Free.
User avatar #180 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
no wait, i get money for doing it
#96 - herberto (10/28/2013) [-]
And in most countries it's much less than that.
10% isn't small.
User avatar #99 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
My bad. IT's close to about 2.5%. Which is pretty small. Proportionally China spends nearly 4 times as much as we do. We just have a huge GDP.
#94 - anonymous (10/28/2013) [-]
This is the taxed budget. The nation has to borrow oodles of money to sustain its military spending.
#87 - TL;DR Scandinavian countries think they're better and have no …  [+] (63 new replies) 10/28/2013 on but.. but.. Murica? -4
User avatar #603 - felex (10/28/2013) [-]
Of course we know what the fuck are you doing, you're always all over the fucking news here!!!
User avatar #423 - usernameistaken (10/28/2013) [-]
Yea we do.. and it's shit.
User avatar #188 - latinotornado (10/28/2013) [-]
I like you. I like you a lot
User avatar #124 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
Wow, america is destroying the earth and you only think that it's the goverment we all think about?im not a facking hippi(y) but i still think the worst place on earth to live in is U.S.A
User avatar #129 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
Destroying the earth? Wow... I don't know what earth you're talking about but it's not this one.
User avatar #133 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
Wow, are you 10?
User avatar #135 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
I could ask you the same question.
User avatar #102 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
"Scandinavian countries" that's not how you spell American citizens.
User avatar #104 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
So... This content isn't about Scandinavians acting like they're superior?
#200 - anonymous (10/28/2013) [-]
Silhouette Guy is written by a guy in The states
User avatar #105 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
If that's what you take away from it after reading it. I have real bad news for you.
User avatar #106 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
Excuse me. It's Scandinavians acting like they know what's best for a country for which they only know about from jokes on the internet.
User avatar #126 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
Scandinavia has been ranked to be the best place to live in.
User avatar #107 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Yeah sure thing buddy, all that talk about education was just a clever ploy to distract you from figuring out the true meaning. No one can pull a fast one over you, tell you what!
User avatar #108 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
The US spends more money per student than FUCKING SWITZERLAND.


www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57590921/
User avatar #111 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Oh boy! You mean the country with the a much larger population and budget spends more money!? Gee I have no idea how that could be possible.

www.ibtimes.com/us-17th-global-education-ranking-finland-south-korea-claim-top-spots-901538

Well at least all that money being well spent!
User avatar #112 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
You're clearly not getting the point. The US spends a shitload on education. But somehow our schools suck more dick than a Swedish prostitute? It must be that maybe that throwing money at something doesn't solve the problem!
User avatar #130 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
The U.S.A spends less cash on education than cuba, how do you feel?
User avatar #131 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
The US spend the most in the world.

www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57590921/
User avatar #132 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
Omfg... they spend most in the world because they are a big countrie. BUT compared with other countrie budget u dont pay shit for education,, fucking hell some people
User avatar #134 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
Clearly you need to spend more time on yours if you can't even spell country.
User avatar #142 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
Oh, did i outsmart you? Do you have to remark that i wrote wrong cause you know i am right? lowest class of people
User avatar #149 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
And here's some fun reading for you to do!


www.scimagojr.com/countryrank.php
User avatar #146 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
I'm remarking that despite your "better" education your spelling is shit.
User avatar #151 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
And im still in school learning, and youvi assume are like 40?
User avatar #153 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
I've graduated this year. And if you're old enough to be on this site you should be old enough to spell better than a second grader.
User avatar #157 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
Im 15 and im swedish. SORRY if im not as good as an American (i assume) on his own language.
User avatar #116 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Wow no shit? you fucking with me right?
I had no idea! here I thought throwing money at it would solve the problem. That was my stand on the issue the whole time! that's what I specifically said was the solution. but boy was I wrong.

In all seriousness though, I don't know why you are projecting stances unto me. Maybe is the same reason you thought the content was about something other then the broken college system in the US.

Let me put this into perspective some:
A man with a broken leg walks around stumbling and hurting himself even more. Someone else notices this and says "Hey I had a broken leg too. I put a tourniquet and bandaged it and after a while it healed up. Maybe you should do something similar." The first man's response to this is "Shut up! you think you are better than me!?"

See the problem here?
User avatar #119 - drewbridge (10/28/2013) [-]
You don't use a tourniquet for a broken leg. You would probably lose your leg if you did that.


And whether you want to believe it or not, their solution is to....throw more money at it. We have to raise taxes to pay for every new adult to get a college education. The countries listed above already admitted that.
User avatar #120 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Oh ok, so they are are just throwing money at it? I thought they spent their money wisely not just giving it away.

Well I guess there is no reason to fix the college system in the US anymore.
User avatar #163 - drewbridge (10/28/2013) [-]
Dude, I seriously don't know what the fuck you're talking about or trying to say.

If you think I approve of what the US government is doing all the time, you're sadly mistaken.

Basic, basic economics.
"Free lunch" ideas.
There is no such thing as a free lunch. Someone had to ship the parts to the sandwhich, mix the ingredients for the soda, assemble it all and put it infront of you. The lunch did not magically appear, someone had to work to provide it for you, it was made at no cost to you and therefore free to you.

Free education and healthcare work similar.
2 guys pay money to a fast food chain for food. Bob pays 1$, Jack pays 1.30$ for a deluxe burger.
Bob gets his food, and eats it. Jack gets his food, and eats it aswell.
Jack them asks bob why he didn't get the free benefits that come with the deluxe burger.

These programs cost money. Teachers/universities want to be paid. Them being paid cost money. Money comes from taxpayers/countries revenue.
User avatar #121 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
Think really hard. The US government in charge of the public school system. And that is going SO well isn't it? Now. Let's put the same government in charge of higher education! This cannot be a bad idea in any way!
User avatar #118 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
And somehow despite that. The US still has the best universities in the world. Leads the world in Scientific discoveries to an embarrassing degree. Is our higher education system fucked up? Yes. But even you know our government has to share a single brain cell and putting them in charge of our higher education is not exactly the smartest idea.
User avatar #123 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Ok so lets recap, the content was about The United States' problem when it comes to higher education.

Your response to the content was "Scandinavian countries think they're better"
I argue with you by the end you say "Is our higher education system fucked up? Yes." That should have been the end of the argument.
But you also add "The US still has the best universities in the world. Leads the world in Scientific discoveries to an embarrassing degree"

See the problem here?
User avatar #127 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
No. The system is fucked up. But it works. You can't deny the US's higher education is the best in the world. Because it is. You can't deny that the US shits more science than any other country on earth.


See the problem here?
User avatar #136 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
"The system is fucked up. But it works"
Ok so is fucked up but it works? so the The system does not work properly but it works properly? am I getting this right?
Hey if you say I cant deny that the united states has the best higher education in the world and leads the scientific world " to an embarrassing degree". then I guess I cant.

Shit I don't think anyone any can wedge you out of that hole of ignorance you've dug yourself into.
User avatar #150 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
Here's some fun reading for you too!

www.scimagojr.com/countryrank.php

User avatar #166 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Ok, ok, let me make this a clear a point as possible for you.

The united states has several broken systems which are rotting away at its core.
I never once said anything about anyone being better or worse then the US. Not once not even hinted at it.

From the get go I said"
shit is getting fucked up, and shit is not getting fucked up else where maybe the US should look at the shit not getting fucked up and un-fuck the fucked up shit.

The system has changed and education cost had been on the raise since before the rescission.
User avatar #168 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
You're right. But solving it would mean our politicians would have to think. Something they're not good at. The US needs to be unfucked. But the only solutions our politicians can come up with is to shovel more money into the furnace. Solving it does not mean we switch to from the way we've always done it to something completely different that has a good chance of backfiring.
User avatar #138 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
My GOD you are dense. Answer me this. Why are the best schools in the world IN THE US?
User avatar #152 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/28/2013) [-]
Same reason they were in the US 20 years ago. The broken system didn't make US universities great they were great before the system. now you can fix the system before is too late.
User avatar #156 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
They haven't changed since then. The system has always been this way. But since we're in a recession shit has gotten worse .
User avatar #89 - herberto (10/28/2013) [-]
Except you do spend insanely large amounts of money on the military and gaols...
User avatar #91 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
You do realize the government spend 45% of it's money on social security and healthcare right? The military budget is less than 10%
User avatar #137 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
If you spend all that money on the healthcare why wont you let people get it for free?
User avatar #140 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
Because nothing is free and you have no idea how economics work.
User avatar #143 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
it works justfcking fine in Sweden.
User avatar #145 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
If you don't mind paying 60-70% of your paycheck to the government and have one of the highest costs of living in the world.
User avatar #154 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
it's 30% and we dont pay for education or healthcare. OH! And btw i dont think Sweden has gone bankrupt get
User avatar #155 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
I think you're thinking about a different country.


www.thelocal.se/43900/
User avatar #158 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
And i think you're fucking stupid. THIS IS A YEAR AGO WE FIX THINGS. but that might be new for you Amerifag
User avatar #162 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
it's from 2008. are you pointing out that im not smart then tou give me false proof?
#170 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
You should really learn the language if you are trying to outsmart me when i am from sweden.
User avatar #171 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
You'll have to forgive me for not wanting to learn a third language that will serve me no purpose.
User avatar #173 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
HA, we learn 3 languages in sweden and we have no problem with that ( didnt cause a retarded techer at the german class )
User avatar #175 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
Congrats. While you speak three languages. I'll be taking economics. And learning things I'll actually use! I speak Spanish because it's pretty much needed down here. You speak Swedish because you live in Sweden. You speak English because this site is English and maybe you have relatives who speak English. German... No idea.
User avatar #179 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
I actully will study Economics next year and i do it for Free.
User avatar #180 - ajrin (10/28/2013) [-]
no wait, i get money for doing it
#96 - herberto (10/28/2013) [-]
And in most countries it's much less than that.
10% isn't small.
User avatar #99 - RageRambo (10/28/2013) [-]
My bad. IT's close to about 2.5%. Which is pretty small. Proportionally China spends nearly 4 times as much as we do. We just have a huge GDP.
#94 - anonymous (10/28/2013) [-]
This is the taxed budget. The nation has to borrow oodles of money to sustain its military spending.
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User avatar #12 - nnightfire (10/27/2013) [-]
Is there a nice background format for this picture?
User avatar #13 - RageRambo (10/27/2013) [-]
Not sure. I found it on R*'s news wire.
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User avatar #17 - shadowsmartyr (10/27/2013) [-]
the NSA tapped the German PM's (Merkel) cell phone back in 2002.
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#39 - tugaii (10/26/2013) [-]
I dont think its fear of the death penalty rather the fact that the death penalty is not an effective as a method of deterrence.
User avatar #43 - saavedra (10/26/2013) [-]
That's not the point of the death penalty. Some people just need to die.
User avatar #61 - lolfire (10/26/2013) [-]
Why kill them when we could use them as slave labour ?
User avatar #70 - saavedra (10/26/2013) [-]
Imagine the people who would receive the death penalty working instead as slave labor. They would end up killing each other anyway. Wasted man-hours and tax payer money when a simple injection would do the trick.
#74 - tugaii (10/27/2013) [-]
I dont see the problem with them killing each other while working.
User avatar #59 - commontroll (10/26/2013) [-]
This. The ones who are simply incapable of feeling regret and wanting to change. Or people who became famous enough that nobody would ever hire them when they're out of prison, and they never will get out of prison.

I'd much rather pay a little bit of tax money to painlessly kill people who will never be rehabilitated because of their insanity, and are too dangerous to have anywhere than prison. It's much better than having them live for a long time contributing nothing.

For instance, the guy who did the Aurora shooting, or serial killers who are sociopathic.
User avatar #46 - zpryed (10/26/2013) [-]
some people special kinds of crazy
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#211 - dharkmoswen (10/25/2013) [-]
As an american....

<<<
User avatar #206 - sirbutterballs (10/25/2013) [-]
Shutup! You know how the U.S. works! If you try to say politicians can't get anymore reckless they dooooo.
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#975 - Nintendokami (10/25/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami licks his cheek.**

WAKE UP!!
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#518 - anonymous (10/25/2013) [-]
Oh look, a homo that is phobic. You probably haven't bashed enough straight people to take away your fear moron.
#434 - anonymous (10/25/2013) [-]
last tiem i checked, gays are a minority
#404 - anonymous (10/25/2013) [-]
Is there really a law against gay people in Russia? I think you might be a bit confused.
#225 - anonymous (10/24/2013) [-]
Man you guys are fucking misinformed, it is illegal to spread gay propaganda in russia the same propaganda that we've seen with extreme feminists and lgbt parties, with things like cisgender and the radical gay movements that endorse degenerate behavior. Let me point out too i have nothing agaisnt gays but being a fags a complete different thing, these people have no shame.
#223 - anonymous (10/24/2013) [-]
Man you guys are fucking misinformed, it is illegal to spread gay propaganda in russia the same propaganda that we've seen with extreme feminists and lgbt parties, with things like cisgender and the radical gay movements that endorse degenerate behavior. Let me point out too i have nothing agaisnt gays but being a fags a complete different thing, these people have no shame.
User avatar #105 - Ruspanic (10/24/2013) [-]
Unfortunately, most Russians including young people seem to support Putin's anti-gay policies. Russia is a rather homophobic culture.
#95 - serotonin (10/24/2013) [-]
Its not like they are going all Gestapo on gays, smashing in to homes and stuff. As far as I understand this it goes something like: You are gay? Fine. You want to promote gay way of life? Not cool.
Now ,I am not Russian but it looks to me like western media is trying to paint this as a witch hunt
User avatar #648 - anonymoose (10/25/2013) [-]
Gays are beaten on the streets, kidnapped and tortured and the Russian government want to make assaulting gays NOT a hatecrime. If a lesbian gets raped by a man, the police will do nothing for her.

It's a lot worse than "don't talk to kids about being gay".
User avatar #653 - serotonin (10/25/2013) [-]
Are you Russian or know personally someone that expirienced such abuse (if not I am going to asume that is propaganda)
User avatar #672 - anonymoose (10/25/2013) [-]
Stephen Fry did a documentary where he went to Russia and talked first hand to a girl who was raped and when the police found out she was a lesbian asked her to just go away.

And you'd have to be pretty stupid not to know of the Gay killings that go on in Russia. The amount of Anti-Gay Russian Socialists is immense.
User avatar #681 - serotonin (10/25/2013) [-]
I watched documetary. Also I checked a bit that story and one Russian said that it has nothing to do with her being a lesbian. There was no rape and they could not be bothered to look in to it and same would go for any strait girl (which sucks but its exludes that state sanctioned gay hunt stories)

How does that make me stupid? Please offer me something more then ``It is common knowlage`` bullcrap. I am aware that there are many neo nazis in Russia and that they target homosexuals (among many others. you dont hear in west people complaining about Caucasus imigrant being killed but when gay are threatened then everyones gimmies are rustled) but still it doesnt mean that govermant is leading gay witch hunt. It certanly doesnt help fight homophobia but its not like they are hunting them down like nazis

Tired, not native speaker so look past gramatical and spelling errors
User avatar #685 - serotonin (10/25/2013) [-]
1 - I have no idea what is going on
2 - Police acted to stop gay rights and anti gay rights activists from clashing. They deteined dozens but it is not said were anti or pro people incaserated.
3 - It is rather cruel situation (if it is not fake). That guy must have been terified but still he wasnt beaten (and it wasnt done by govermant. Like I said neo nazis dont count).
4 -``She went on to admit that the attack was believed to have been a hate crime, which was noted as a rare admission from Russian law enforcement agencies on the issue of homophobia in the country.`` Govermant recognised it as a hate crime, Still not perpetrated by govermant.
5 - Police is running the case.
6 - Meh.
7 - ``online across Russia by an ultra-nationalist group`` again we have nazi people

Like I said. Not activly hunted or prosecuted by govermant. Maybe ultra nationalist felt empowered by this turn of events...maybe they didnt. Lots of European countries have ult. nationalists and everywhere they are the same hatefull, agresive and not very reasonable bunch
User avatar #509 - HonkIfIDriveWell (10/25/2013) [-]
They imprison tourists who are suspected of being gay, or even pro gay.
User avatar #654 - serotonin (10/25/2013) [-]
Are you Russian or know personally someone that expirienced such abuse (if not I am going to asume that is propaganda)
User avatar #704 - HonkIfIDriveWell (10/26/2013) [-]
There are articles about it all over the internet. Do your research.
User avatar #707 - serotonin (10/26/2013) [-]
Guy above listed 7 and still failed to prove his point
User avatar #710 - serotonin (10/26/2013) [-]
Ok let us have a look
1 - Biased and subjective. ``And if Mr.Putin thinks he is protecting heterosexual marriage by denying us the same unions, he hasn’t kept up with the research.`` Obviously writter is distresed homosexual. In his article he says that police is alowed to arrest any homosexual turist. To quote : ``allowing police officers to arrest tourists and foreign nationals they suspect of being homosexual, lesbian or “pro-gay” and detain them for up to 14 days.`` And that is bullshit. If he bothered to read the law (it not that hard to find) he would have seen that you can be arested if you are doing propaganda aimed at ``creating nontraditional sexual attitudes, making nontraditional sexual relations attractive, equating the social value of traditional and nontraditional sexual relations, or creating an interest in nontraditional sexual relations`` I guess that he knew what law said but that he is doing what reporters do best, make drama.
2 - ``Patriarch Kirill -- said Sunday that recent Western "legislation of single-sex marriages is bringing the apocalypse closer."`` that was a good laugh. Oh church you so funny. Rest of article offers nothing new that I havent commented on.
3 - ``new Russian anti-gay law that criminalises even coming out of the closet`` Like I said bullshit. Find me such law. The ones I read had no such article in them
4- `` hatemongering in legislation.`` This is refering to propaganda ban. Govermant doesnt support

So to sum things up: Yes homophobia is big in Russia. Did its govermant make law that discriminates gays? Yes. Is govermant activly hunting and arresting gays? Nope. Such laws sure doesnt help to calm homophobic nation down. Also dont forget that Putin is not biggest friend of western powers and they will use any opportunity to get ruin his reputation. There is some truths in all those articles but you have to keep your critical mind active. Dont trust everything that you read.
User avatar #711 - serotonin (10/26/2013) [-]
Ofc. I dont know this from first hand. Maybe govermant is arresting gays just for being gay but noone yet has offered me any piece of evidence
User avatar #182 - nervaaurelius (10/24/2013) [-]
What is exactly the gay life?
#289 - implication (10/24/2013) [-]
Go to a gay parade or any gay bar and find out!
#558 - deathbyseth (10/25/2013) [-]
Go to a gay bar to find out the "gay way of life"? While we're at it, lets go to a straight bar/ strip club to find out what the "straight way of life" is. Those places are for having fun. People assume gays are rowdy, loud, and promiscuous because that's what they see at gay bars and parades.

There's no such thing as a "gay way of life" other than having to 2 dicks or 2 vaginas in a relationship.
#559 - implication (10/25/2013) [-]
Or go to a sociology class and find out?
#211 - serotonin (10/24/2013) [-]
Ask Russian law makers
#96 - nimithecat (10/24/2013) [-]
Duh, because the western media thinks they own everything.
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User avatar #468 - flameblaze (10/25/2013) [-]
What the Hell is Jew media?
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#62 - nimithecat (10/24/2013) [-]
Or you know... they could move over here into America or Europe and get some gay rights.Certainly much easier and less time consuming than staying in one place and trying to change an entire government.
It 's not that hard, really.

The fact is, the governments need the people just as much as the people need them.
People's income tax, and other forms of being extorted by the government on a weekly basis are a common thing for everyone; the fewer people these governments have to extort, the less money they will have to do all sorts of governmentsy stuff, like building roads or strengthening their military that they oh-so-love.

So i say, it's kindof a slow manner of shooting themselves in the leg, really.

Frankly I'm not gay, and I hate to sound like an asshole, but I don't really give a shit about the gays either since it doesn't concern my life, but of course.. I don't HATE them either. I just feel uncomfortable around them since I don't like what they like, hence why i don't hang out with rednecks and pig fuckers either.

So if you're willing to do bash me for not being "burr hurr must supprt geis", let me borrow one of your fucks for a moment, and then give it back to you.


So here's the idea for you TLR -tards,

*If a huge group of people leaves a country, you give the country less money.
*Countries like money, and if a lot of their people move out, they can't get your money.
*If you can't have your rights in one place, it's much easier to get your rights in another country, particularly America, since apparently we Americans love gays more than chocolate.


So get to it, fly to our country of "freedom" so we can extort your paychecks on a weekly basis of your tax money so you can have some special rights granted.
Our country gets richer, we give you 'freedom", Russia looks like a bad guy, and you live life happily ever after, complete with a flamboyant musical.


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#88 - anonymous (10/24/2013) [-]
Because moving across the globe to escape persecution is just that easy!!
#94 - nimithecat (10/24/2013) [-]
Or just go a few hundred miles south to a country that has gay rights. Homosexuality is like a fad these days, everybody is supporting them so that angry fat bitches don't yell at them all day over how "gay people are so perfect and should fit in society".

Why not have them blend in with society and keep their sexuality to themselves?
I'm sure that would help a lot with making friends. Now the governments also need to do their part too and let them have their rights too.

For now, it's best to show a good example for other governments by setting a good example of how gays help society by going to one that allows them in, and show how that country/community prospers with their help.

However FORCING things will reduce you into a gay version of feminists, make people respect you less, and give people more reasons not to cooperate with you.

It is more effective to show people how well they can function with society by setting a good example, rather than becoming obnoxious and flamboyant to convey a message of "uniqueness".
#536 - nickypickle (10/25/2013) [-]
look, what he was saying, is that its very inconvenient to move across the globe because of the different language, setting, jobs, talents and society as a citizen in an unknown area.

ok, so, "blend in with society"?
I really don't think that works. what about the people who are strongly against homosexuality? Huh? Do you think ethnic, religious and sexual values is such an easy thing to express, especially throughout countries that AREN'T america or europe? Or would you just like to hide it? is that your point?

and what is your version of the term "forcing"? Is it angrily trying to provoke others into trying to accept homosexuality? what if the people who are homosexual don't care about respect?

You think everything is so simple and so straightforward for a very large group of people to follow a certain instinct when you don't even know what their background is, and if they even have the funds to move where they can live freely. in other words, please stop trying.
#562 - nimithecat (10/25/2013) [-]
You people act like total freaking victims. Just shut up about it and learn to live normally.

If you want to be accepted and make friends, then find somewhere that you fit in and stick to it. It's just like highschool all over again in our childhoods.

It can be done again.

Now if you're going to be some half-minded rabid idiots acting like bronies and calling anybody who disagrees with you a bigot, then I will disrespect you just as i would with a feminist.

Yes, you are reducing yourself to feminist status.

INteresting to learn a new perspective, isn't it?
#567 - nickypickle (10/25/2013) [-]
oh no, I'm a privileged 6"2 asian male in america

in fact, I don't really give a shit

you're just trying to make a point and honestly you really aren't. or at least to an extent at which I stopped caring. also don't be like the 99% and compare a fandom to concept, because at that point, you're being hypocritical

Yes, you are reducing yourself to an avatarfag.
#568 - nimithecat (10/25/2013) [-]
You are still making yourself seem like a hero while completely ignoring the point.
Basically, you aren't even paying attention because you didn't even explain a flaw in my argument aside from comparing your rabid response to a rabid fandom.
User avatar #569 - nickypickle (10/25/2013) [-]
oh don't thumb me down, that'll hurt muh feelings

I'm not making myself seem like a hero. I'm not completely ignoring the point. In fact, I'm starting to question whether you're completely ignoring the point. You didn't answer any of my previous questions.

not one. explain, how, in 2013, a homosexual muslim nigger lesbian mexican family is supposed to get by in Russia.
#571 - nimithecat (10/25/2013) [-]
By not trying to force russia, a non-democratic nation, to cooperate, and by moving somewhere else, you are depriving them of tax money. if large amounts of people leave, it will be the equivalent of a tax boycott and hurt them as consequences for severely limiting the ability to marry.
User avatar #574 - nickypickle (10/25/2013) [-]
Your problem lies there. How exactly are &quot; large amounts of people leave &quot; if they do not have the funds, or ability to leave? Its so inconsistent. Provide an example. What irritates me is that you think like it's so easy to form a sudden matriarch of mass movement when in reality, it really isn't.
#581 - nimithecat (10/25/2013) [-]
then become something more respectable than a feminist and start the movement.
User avatar #583 - nickypickle (10/25/2013) [-]
whats up with you and feminists? is that your own definition of complaining? do you hold a grudge against feminists so much that you refer to it when I try and converse with you?
#584 - nimithecat (10/25/2013) [-]
Nope you just remind me so much of them
User avatar #585 - nickypickle (10/25/2013) [-]
you must not get into many arguments then
#592 - nimithecat (10/25/2013) [-]
You guys aren't realizing that communism doesn't work like democracy, so whining like bitches all day in a communist country won't exactly make a difference. In hard situations like that, the only best option is to either bomb the country and demand legal rights at gunpoint, or peacefully leave to another country that gives those freedoms.

Unless you guys want to fight for your rights and arm yourselves to the teeth with AK-47's, it's probably best to move to a country that gives you what you want at your slightest whim.

Here in america we have weed going through the legalization process, and gay marriage is coming around at a steady pace, with several states allowing it.

It's much cheaper and less time consuming to go to somewhere where you are accepted, than to fight and bash people all day, and throw pickett signs at a group of old men too stubborn to listen to the ghosts of their own mothers.
User avatar #596 - nickypickle (10/25/2013) [-]
don't refer "me" as 'you guys' because its just one guy
oh and also if you're going to reply, please just reply in one reply


Its too bad not all 3rd world countries or communist countries have a very fitting "legalization process" (also addressing the fact that over 50% of america agrees that weed should be legalized) because YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE A COUNTRY BASED ON THE LIVING ENVIRONMENT AROUND YOU. Like I said, what if a poor russian homosexual family had nowhere to go?
#601 - nimithecat (10/25/2013) [-]
Hm... now that's a strong point...
Poverty is still an unavoidable reality..

Unfortunately I don't have an answer for that.

However, I don't imagine a communist country listening to the pleas of its own citizens, since it is ruled by the administration, and not the voices of the people.

I can't remember the last time a communist country did a favor for their own people.
#587 - nimithecat (10/25/2013) [-]
Not that much, ill be honest.
I keep seeing gay rights activists making asses out of themselves,
and it's hard for me to respect people after a certain point of half-assed logic.

Someone says something stupid, i correct him, and then him and his buddies join up and add more illogical statements into the situation that I have to work double-time to come up with solutions to their problems; then when i finally give a well-thought-out answer, my point gets ignored and i get called a senseless bigot.

I don't hate gays, I just hate assholes regardless of gender preference; and ignorant, stubborn people with opposing views who are unable to listen to proper logic, are ASSHOLES to me.

And the only other major groups i've seen that exhibit so much "togetherly bashing" is the bronies(my fandom unfortunately) and feminists. Gay rights activists are getting just as flamboyant and obnoxious as those two others said above, if not worse already.
User avatar #591 - nickypickle (10/25/2013) [-]
I like to see we have something in common. Honestly, you have to understand that no one gives a shit.

Hell, I could spend years of my life to argue on the internet and waste time proving other people wrong but eventually you should realize that unless your stand in political opinion actually matters in the open world, your public recognition can just be instantly revoked.

in other words, or "TL; D R-tards", learn how to pursue common sense rather than logic

oh yes and this will be put on my list of favorite phrases
"I don't hate gays, I just hate assholes regardless of gender preference; and ignorant, stubborn people with opposing views who are unable to listen to proper logic, are ASSHOLES to me."
#595 - nimithecat (10/25/2013) [-]
Well, despite that not having made a dismount on my statement, you did point out how invalid statements can be on the internet.

You're right. I probably shouldn't be joining this kind of public squabbling since it won't really matter to anyone anyways.

I'm glad to have found someone with good logic after all.
Good day to you sir.
#561 - nimithecat (10/25/2013) [-]
Why yes, yes it IS that simple. We did it with blacks, muslims, and everybody else.
Yes there will always be people that hate them, but they sure blended with society as a whole, and found their place amongst us all.

Now the time has come for gays to do so as well.

If you can't do that, then create a new society, with blackjack n hookers. Ill be glad to help.
User avatar #10 - sanguinius (10/24/2013) [-]
Well, what you are saying is not true, he isn't imprisoning anyone for being a faggot gay, but for spreading gay propaganda. Which isn't such bud in my opinion, couse faggots are being annoying with that very much last time.
User avatar #15 - foxxywithpaws (10/24/2013) [-]
What you mean is that you're a filthy fucking bigot.
#671 - nimithecat (10/25/2013) [-]
because "boohoo everybody that disagrees with me must totally be a bigot and wants all gay people like me wiped out" just shut the fuck up.
#565 - nimithecat (10/25/2013) [-]
You are no better than a bigot for judging someone else for thinking differently from you, asshole.
#670 - nimithecat (10/25/2013) [-]
YOU. ARE. AN. ASSHOLE.

A bigot and an asshole are the same damn thing because they're both made up entirely out of ignorance and respond only with their freaking retarded emotions before their brains even have a chance to process a word they're saying.

User avatar #612 - foxxywithpaws (10/25/2013) [-]
That's not what a bigot is, silly
User avatar #52 - sanguinius (10/24/2013) [-]
And you know what bigot means at least you stupid cunt? I dont think so, couse I havent even spoke a word about religion. But you were so indoctrinated that people with different view you can only call "bigot" without even understanding what such word means. So stfu
User avatar #55 - foxxywithpaws (10/24/2013) [-]
"Bigotry is the state of mind of a bigot: someone who, as a result of their prejudices, treats other people with fear, distrust, hatred, contempt, or intolerance on the basis of a person's ethnicity, religion, national origin, gender, sexual orientation, disability, socioeconomic status, or other characteristics."

Please tell me, oh great one, where have I shown signs of bigotry?

Now, do you even know what "indoctrinated" means? You fling it around like plates at a Greek wedding.
User avatar #57 - sanguinius (10/24/2013) [-]
Of course! "Indoctrination is the process of inculcating ideas, attitudes, cognitive strategies or a professional methodology (see doctrine).[1] It is often distinguished from education by the fact that the indoctrinated person is expected not to question or critically examine the doctrine they have learned.[2]". And by that I can assume that you were "indoctrinated" by nowadays left-sided media without looking at such topic from different views.
Also bigot reffers often to person who is too much religious, and which is also quite indocrtinated
User avatar #67 - foxxywithpaws (10/24/2013) [-]
What evidence do you have that I am indoctrinated?
User avatar #83 - sanguinius (10/24/2013) [-]
Well, that what you are saying shows it...
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User avatar #32 - foxxywithpaws (10/24/2013) [-]
Are you really starting this?

What comes to mind right now is that I don't ban gays from getting married, I don't protest when Muslims want to build a mosque in my town. I hate it when people get their rights taken away because of who or what they are.
Live and let live.
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User avatar #36 - foxxywithpaws (10/24/2013) [-]
Then why is it that there are laws in countries like the USA that prevent two men or two women who love each other from getting married? It's not about fucking, and if you think that then you have some learning to do.

Equal rights seems so easy, but there always have to be turds in the punch-bowl.

I wasn't indoctrinated by "pro gay propaganda", I'm a libertarian, I genuinely care that everyone should be able to do as they please, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone.
User avatar #44 - doooublebaass (10/24/2013) [-]
Gay marriage hurts the church in the same way them not allowing it hurts you.

I'm not a christian by any stretch, but I genuinely don't understand why gays want to get married - short of the legal issues surrounding it, I mean. I.E, next of kin rights.

If they gave civil partnerships the same rights as marriage, gays still wouldn't be happy. Just because it's not using the bloody word.
User avatar #50 - foxxywithpaws (10/24/2013) [-]
Marriage is not a religious tradition though, certainly not in this day and age where it's really just a contract between two people who want to spend their lives together.
Either let all people marry each other and have a marriage, or absolve the entire concept of marriage and call everything a civil union, as long as equal rights (in full!) for everyone isn't realised, people will of course not "be happy".
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User avatar #46 - foxxywithpaws (10/24/2013) [-]
Or maybe, MAYBE the more east you go, the less homosexuality is accepted in the given society. WOW. SUCH REVELATION.

Are you comparing autism to homosexuality now? Are you really? Maybe it's because autism is a neurological disorder. Homosexuality is not.

I'm sure that I won't change the world, unless it's by pure chance. I'm a tiny speck in the universe, the chance that I will change the world is probably less than the chance that a Cessna will land on my face in my lifetime.
Stop making assumptions and claims.
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#18 - sas (10/24/2013) [-]
that is even more mature
way to go, you stinkin liberal
If you're supposed to show your moral highground you might atleast act like it
#20 - foxxywithpaws (10/24/2013) [-]
I'm not a liberal, you ignorant wanker. I'm a bi-fag and hearing "gay propaganda" like it's a thing angers me to no extent.
#21 - sas (10/24/2013) [-]
I'm not one to really take sides but if those russians see it as such.
Who are we to judge? I bet you accept muslims stoning and hanging homosexuals just because that's their "culture" and "religion"
Pfffft
#22 - foxxywithpaws (10/24/2013) [-]
You make these assumptions... you're kind of a cunt...

fuck you
#24 - sas (10/24/2013) [-]
I don't see myself as someone superior.
I'm just as shit as the rest of the world
#972 - **RageRambo watches** I'm no doctor... But is…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2013 on RageRambo's profile 0
#973 - Nintendokami (10/24/2013) [-]
Dog licks are very clean and therapeutic. And good for small cuts, I hear..
#974 - RageRambo (10/25/2013) [-]
Prove me wrong then.
#975 - Nintendokami (10/25/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami licks his cheek.**

WAKE UP!!
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#955 - Nintendokami (10/23/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami sits on the ground, holding the unconscious body of the man in her arms.**

What happened to that scary guy?
#976 to #955 - RageRambo (10/29/2013) [-]
Is he even still alive?
Is he even still alive?
#978 to #977 - RageRambo (10/29/2013) [-]
That all depends on your definition of &quot;fine.&quot;
That all depends on your definition of "fine."
#979 to #978 - Nintendokami (10/29/2013) [-]
Alive. He's alive.

I mean, I can feel his breath on my hand... so he should be okay, right?
#980 to #979 - RageRambo (10/29/2013) [-]
I suppose. Let's see how long he stays... &quot;Alive&quot;
I suppose. Let's see how long he stays... "Alive"
#982 to #980 - RageRambo (10/29/2013) [-]
That should help. You just need to find some food.
That should help. You just need to find some food.
#983 to #982 - Nintendokami (10/29/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami smiles.**

Can you hold him for me?
I'm naming him Mikey.
#984 to #983 - RageRambo (10/29/2013) [-]
**RageRambo grabs him by his leg and holds him upside down.**    
   
   
Sure. Mikey will be in mostly safe hands.
**RageRambo grabs him by his leg and holds him upside down.**


Sure. Mikey will be in mostly safe hands.
#985 to #984 - Nintendokami (10/29/2013) [-]
H-hey! Don't hurt Mikey!

He's warm..
#986 to #985 - RageRambo (10/29/2013) [-]
He'll be fine... Mostly.
He'll be fine... Mostly.
#987 to #986 - Nintendokami (10/29/2013) [-]
You're gonna make blood rush to his head and he's gonna die!
#988 to #987 - RageRambo (10/29/2013) [-]
**RageRambo drops him**    
   
   
Okay okay...
**RageRambo drops him**


Okay okay...
#981 to #980 - Nintendokami (10/29/2013) [-]
Could we feed him something..?

He might live longer.
#989 to #981 - RageRambo (11/04/2013) [-]
Sure thing. What did you have in mind?
Sure thing. What did you have in mind?
#956 to #955 - RageRambo (10/23/2013) [-]
**RageRambo thinks**    
   
   
Big politician with arms like trucks? Beats me.
**RageRambo thinks**


Big politician with arms like trucks? Beats me.
#957 to #956 - Nintendokami (10/23/2013) [-]
You just lost him?!

Weren't you guys friends?
He was scary..
#958 to #957 - RageRambo (10/23/2013) [-]
He's off doing his political 						********					. If he's scary why do you care what he's doing?
He's off doing his political ******** . If he's scary why do you care what he's doing?
#959 to #958 - Nintendokami (10/23/2013) [-]
...
I wanted to make sure he wasn't around..

...
He's really scary. He makes me cry internally.
#960 to #959 - RageRambo (10/23/2013) [-]
He's not hard to miss. If he were here he'd make sure the dead knew he was here
He's not hard to miss. If he were here he'd make sure the dead knew he was here
#961 to #960 - Nintendokami (10/23/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami holds up the unconscious man.**

I accidentally bit him too many times. Can you fix him?
#962 to #961 - RageRambo (10/23/2013) [-]
**RageRambo rolls my eyes and sticks the man with his finger**    
   
Remind me to never let you watch my dog. There.
**RageRambo rolls my eyes and sticks the man with his finger**

Remind me to never let you watch my dog. There.
#963 to #962 - Nintendokami (10/23/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami wags her tail.**

You have a dog?!
#964 to #963 - RageRambo (10/23/2013) [-]
I love dogs. I do. And after what you did to that poor bastard. I don't think you're ready for pet ownership.
I love dogs. I do. And after what you did to that poor bastard. I don't think you're ready for pet ownership.
#965 to #964 - Nintendokami (10/23/2013) [-]
Come oooon... he totally consented to it at first!

Besides, look at me.. do I look like I'd hurt a dog?!
#966 to #965 - RageRambo (10/23/2013) [-]
**RageRambo points at the barely breathing man**    
   
Somehow... I'm doubting that...    
   
You couldn't take care of someone made to take care of himself.
**RageRambo points at the barely breathing man**

Somehow... I'm doubting that...

You couldn't take care of someone made to take care of himself.
#967 to #966 - Nintendokami (10/23/2013) [-]
I was thirsty!
#968 to #967 - RageRambo (10/23/2013) [-]
And how do I know at some point you won't be thirsty around my dog?
And how do I know at some point you won't be thirsty around my dog?
#969 to #968 - Nintendokami (10/23/2013) [-]
Because dogs don't have human blood!

Come on, please?!
#970 to #969 - RageRambo (10/23/2013) [-]
Take care of this poor schmuck and see if you get him not dying. And I'll consider letting you look at my dog through a pair of binoculars.
Take care of this poor schmuck and see if you get him not dying. And I'll consider letting you look at my dog through a pair of binoculars.
#971 to #970 - Nintendokami (10/23/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami licks the man's face.**

Wake up!
Wake up, wake uuuuupppp~ ♥
#972 to #971 - RageRambo (10/24/2013) [-]
**RageRambo watches**    
   
   
I'm no doctor... But is licking someone the way to administer first aid?
**RageRambo watches**


I'm no doctor... But is licking someone the way to administer first aid?
#973 to #972 - Nintendokami (10/24/2013) [-]
Dog licks are very clean and therapeutic. And good for small cuts, I hear..
#974 to #973 - RageRambo (10/25/2013) [-]
Prove me wrong then.
Prove me wrong then.
#975 to #974 - Nintendokami (10/25/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami licks his cheek.**

WAKE UP!!
#821 - Nintendokami (07/25/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami calls out to you**

Raaaage! I'm home~!
#944 to #821 - RageRambo (09/15/2013) [-]
Have fun!
Have fun!
#945 to #944 - Nintendokami (09/20/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami whines, laying on the dirt.**

I didn't know Evolved could get the flu...
#946 to #945 - RageRambo (09/20/2013) [-]
It happens to the best of us. You'll be fine in a few days.
It happens to the best of us. You'll be fine in a few days.
#947 to #946 - Nintendokami (09/20/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami whines**

I'm dying...
#948 to #947 - RageRambo (09/20/2013) [-]
It's alright. I've had it too. Just sleep and pain meds.
It's alright. I've had it too. Just sleep and pain meds.
#949 to #948 - Nintendokami (09/20/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami reaches out for you.**

Can I borrow your jacket... I-I'm cold..
#950 to #949 - RageRambo (09/20/2013) [-]
**RageRambo rolls his eyes and takes off his jacket**    
   
Here.
**RageRambo rolls his eyes and takes off his jacket**

Here.
#951 to #950 - Nintendokami (09/20/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami smiles, curling up in it and pulling the hood over her head.**
#952 to #951 - RageRambo (09/21/2013) [-]
**RageRambo runs and jumps onto a building**
**RageRambo runs and jumps onto a building**
#953 to #952 - Nintendokami (09/21/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami reaches out**

Nooo... don't.. don't leave...
#954 to #953 - RageRambo (09/26/2013) [-]
**RageRambo turns around**    
   
Yes?
**RageRambo turns around**

Yes?
#924 to #821 - RageRambo (09/07/2013) [-]
So. What're we going to do with our new little friend?
So. What're we going to do with our new little friend?
#925 to #924 - Nintendokami (09/07/2013) [-]
Uhhh...

Let's take him hunting!
We can see what he knows.
#926 to #925 - RageRambo (09/07/2013) [-]
Well, what're we waiting for? Let's go!
Well, what're we waiting for? Let's go!
#927 to #926 - Nintendokami (09/11/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami gets up, picking the man up with her tentacles.**

Come on, puppy... Let's find some humans..
#928 to #927 - RageRambo (09/11/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smiles and follows along**
**RageRambo smiles and follows along**
#929 to #928 - Nintendokami (09/11/2013) [-]
Sorry I took so long, Rage... I went for a snack and got lost again..
#930 to #929 - RageRambo (09/11/2013) [-]
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
#931 to #930 - Nintendokami (09/11/2013) [-]
You're not mad?

I figured you'd like.. Whipfist me in the head for something like that.
#932 to #931 - RageRambo (09/11/2013) [-]
You know what they say. Patience is a virtue.
You know what they say. Patience is a virtue.
#933 to #932 - Nintendokami (09/11/2013) [-]
Since when is Alex Mercer patient...
#934 to #933 - RageRambo (09/11/2013) [-]
Since I literally have the rest of time to do what I want.
Since I literally have the rest of time to do what I want.
#935 to #934 - Nintendokami (09/15/2013) [-]
I never thought about it that way.
#936 to #935 - RageRambo (09/15/2013) [-]
Well now your eyes are opened. There aren't alot of things I hate. The biggest one is cats. I. 						*******					. Hate. Cats.
Well now your eyes are opened. There aren't alot of things I hate. The biggest one is cats. I. ******* . Hate. Cats.
#937 to #936 - Nintendokami (09/15/2013) [-]
...
Oh god, I hate cats, too...
#938 to #937 - RageRambo (09/15/2013) [-]
**RageRambo punts a cat down the street**   
   
Well. That's another thing we have on common.
**RageRambo punts a cat down the street**

Well. That's another thing we have on common.
#939 to #938 - Nintendokami (09/15/2013) [-]
Where did you find a cat?!
#940 to #939 - RageRambo (09/15/2013) [-]
The 						*******					 are everywhere. Cats are hunters naturally. So they go out to find things to eat since most of the humans went the way of the dodo. I find them and punt them. simple as that.
The ******* are everywhere. Cats are hunters naturally. So they go out to find things to eat since most of the humans went the way of the dodo. I find them and punt them. simple as that.
#941 to #940 - Nintendokami (09/15/2013) [-]
I haven't seen them!

Why didn't you tell me when I was starving?!
#942 to #941 - RageRambo (09/15/2013) [-]
Look in the alleyways! Sometimes you can find entire families to punt.
Look in the alleyways! Sometimes you can find entire families to punt.
#943 to #942 - Nintendokami (09/15/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami growls, running into an alley.**
#904 to #821 - RageRambo (09/05/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks and jumps down shifting to my claws**    
   
Nice find. How much should I infect him? Brawler? Juggernaut? Evolved?
**RageRambo smirks and jumps down shifting to my claws**

Nice find. How much should I infect him? Brawler? Juggernaut? Evolved?
#905 to #904 - Nintendokami (09/05/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami thinks.**

I want someone we could play with and Infected are so stupid... cute, though!
But an Evolved might try to run away..
#906 to #905 - RageRambo (09/05/2013) [-]
**RageRambo thinks.**    
   
Good point. Juggernaut... Goliath... Brawler...
**RageRambo thinks.**

Good point. Juggernaut... Goliath... Brawler...
#907 to #906 - Nintendokami (09/05/2013) [-]
There's too many!

And Hydra is obviously not smart..
#908 to #907 - RageRambo (09/05/2013) [-]
To be honest. None of the infect are really that smart.
To be honest. None of the infect are really that smart.
#909 to #908 - Nintendokami (09/05/2013) [-]
Evolved it is, then!
#910 to #909 - RageRambo (09/05/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks and thrusts his claws into the screaming man transforming him into an Evolved**
**RageRambo smirks and thrusts his claws into the screaming man transforming him into an Evolved**

#911 to #910 - Nintendokami (09/05/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami sits down in front of the man, staring up at him.**

...are you alive?
#912 to #911 - RageRambo (09/06/2013) [-]
**RageRambo kicks him and he fidgets**    
   
He's fine.
**RageRambo kicks him and he fidgets**

He's fine.
#913 to #912 - Nintendokami (09/06/2013) [-]
Should we... like.. get him some food or something?
#914 to #913 - RageRambo (09/06/2013) [-]
He's your pet. That means you have to take care of him.
He's your pet. That means you have to take care of him.
#915 to #914 - Nintendokami (09/06/2013) [-]
What?!

Uhh.. um.. okay. What do Evolved eat... uhh... bananas?!
#916 to #915 - RageRambo (09/06/2013) [-]
**RageRambo shoots his whipfist into the air and 						********					 a pigeon. He shoots tendrils into the man  and forces the pigeons biomass into him**   
   
Evolved consume organic matter to survive. With you being the exception of course.
**RageRambo shoots his whipfist into the air and ******** a pigeon. He shoots tendrils into the man and forces the pigeons biomass into him**

Evolved consume organic matter to survive. With you being the exception of course.
#917 to #916 - Nintendokami (09/06/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami stares jealously.**

I-I could consume if I wanted to!
I..just don't know how...
#918 to #917 - RageRambo (09/06/2013) [-]
It should be a natural reaction whenever you tear someone or something living open.
It should be a natural reaction whenever you tear someone or something living open.
#919 to #918 - Nintendokami (09/06/2013) [-]
But, it's not.. it just never happened..

...
I wish it would, though..
#920 to #919 - RageRambo (09/06/2013) [-]
Well. What do you want me to do?
Well. What do you want me to do?
#921 to #920 - Nintendokami (09/06/2013) [-]
Have some sympathy for your poor disabled Evolved!
#922 to #921 - RageRambo (09/07/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks teasingly**    
   
When was the last time I had sympathy?
**RageRambo smirks teasingly**

When was the last time I had sympathy?
#923 to #922 - Nintendokami (09/07/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami thinks.**

....
...truuue...
#884 to #821 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo follows closely watching her make her way through the concrete jungle**     
   
   
Different. Not what I expected. But I'm interested.
**RageRambo follows closely watching her make her way through the concrete jungle**


Different. Not what I expected. But I'm interested.
#885 to #884 - Nintendokami (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami sees some big buildings and climbs down.**

...
Hmm..
#886 to #885 - RageRambo (09/04/2013) [-]
**RageRambo silently follows and jumps down watching**
**RageRambo silently follows and jumps down watching**
#887 to #886 - Nintendokami (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami walks into a big parking lot, looking around.**
#888 to #887 - RageRambo (09/04/2013) [-]
Well there you go. These places used to be built so quick you might've thoughted they airlifted them in.
Well there you go. These places used to be built so quick you might've thoughted they airlifted them in.
#889 to #888 - Nintendokami (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami laughs.**

Maybe they did?
#890 to #889 - RageRambo (09/04/2013) [-]
It wouldn't surprise me in the least. Don't care for humans that much. But they sure know how to get something done quickly. Sometimes anyways.
It wouldn't surprise me in the least. Don't care for humans that much. But they sure know how to get something done quickly. Sometimes anyways.
#891 to #890 - Nintendokami (09/04/2013) [-]
Maybe we should have kept some, then...
#892 to #891 - RageRambo (09/04/2013) [-]
Nah. They'd be either spending their time trying to kill us. Or dying. And since you know who won't let us infect them...
#893 to #892 - Nintendokami (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami pouts.**

I say we do it, anyway... it would be fun to watch!
#894 to #893 - RageRambo (09/04/2013) [-]
Well. First thing is first. We actually need to find humans that aren't dead.
Well. First thing is first. We actually need to find humans that aren't dead.
#895 to #894 - Nintendokami (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami bites her lip.**

That... shouldn't be too hard... r-right?
#896 to #895 - RageRambo (09/04/2013) [-]
We committed genocide on a race of people we were trying to help! Help being used loosely and in the biggest quotation marks Microsoft Word will allow. And since your friend has the sixth sense to show up out of the blue every 						*******					 time we try. How hard do you THINK it's going to be?
We committed genocide on a race of people we were trying to help! Help being used loosely and in the biggest quotation marks Microsoft Word will allow. And since your friend has the sixth sense to show up out of the blue every ******* time we try. How hard do you THINK it's going to be?
#897 to #896 - Nintendokami (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami stares at the ground quietly.**

Aww, come on! You're Alex Mercer and I'm Maliko Wolfen!
We shouldn't have a problem infecting ONE human!
#898 to #897 - RageRambo (09/04/2013) [-]
If you want to infect a human. You can find one. I've exhausted all my knowledge for human hiding locations.
If you want to infect a human. You can find one. I've exhausted all my knowledge for human hiding locations.
#899 to #898 - Nintendokami (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami pouts, turning around.**

Fine!
#900 to #899 - RageRambo (09/04/2013) [-]
I'll be waiting.
I'll be waiting.
#901 to #900 - Nintendokami (09/04/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami runs off by herself.**
#902 to #901 - RageRambo (09/04/2013) [-]
**RageRambo sits on the ledge of the building**
**RageRambo sits on the ledge of the building**
#903 to #902 - Nintendokami (09/05/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami finally comes back, dragging a man in her tentacles. His arms are tied behind his back and he is kicking and screaming.**

I found this one living on hamster meals in the petshop with his girlfriend.
I ate her, though.. it's not like he needs her where he's going..

Told you I could!
#864 to #821 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
Well. Maybe if you go to the produce section in Walmart maybe you can find a fruit that's not rotten.
Well. Maybe if you go to the produce section in Walmart maybe you can find a fruit that's not rotten.
#865 to #864 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
Can we go?!

I really want an apple.
#866 to #865 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
I'm not stopping you. Let's go.
I'm not stopping you. Let's go.
#867 to #866 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
I don't know where it is!

Do you..?
#868 to #867 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
Do you know the last time I've been to a Walmart? Good, because I don't either.
Do you know the last time I've been to a Walmart? Good, because I don't either.
#869 to #868 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
I lived in an alley in a box!

I couldn't even afford thing in it!
#870 to #869 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
You have super powers and you live in a box. Chances are you could've just taken something and who would stop you?
You have super powers and you live in a box. Chances are you could've just taken something and who would stop you?
#871 to #870 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
I didn't exactly have SUPER powers before this!

I mean, I'm awesome but still. I never tried.
I didn't like being around peooople, y'know?
#872 to #871 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
That's something we have in common. 						****					. People. why on Earth would I go to a Walmart FILLED with people?
That's something we have in common. **** . People. why on Earth would I go to a Walmart FILLED with people?
#873 to #872 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
Maybe you were... hungry?

...or wanted a toy?
I dunno, man!
#874 to #873 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
Not lately. Relax. Jesus you get riled up easily.
Not lately. Relax. Jesus you get riled up easily.
#875 to #874 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
I panic when I don't know what I'm talking about!
#876 to #875 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
You're talking about getting something to eat.
You're talking about getting something to eat.
#877 to #876 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
Yes. You...

You are right. Let's go.
#878 to #877 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
Lead the way.
Lead the way.
#879 to #878 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami walks out, looking around.**

Okay, um... I can do this. Maliko O. Wolfen leading Alex Mercer, oh god what am I doing... uhhhh....

Let's do this.
#880 to #879 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo puts his hand behind his back and follows**    
   
Go on. I don't bite.
**RageRambo puts his hand behind his back and follows**

Go on. I don't bite.
#881 to #880 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami gulps, taking a few steps back up the hill.**

A building.. we could climb one and get a better view. I know where a pet store is where I tried to keep a couple of.. people in tanks... it worked out okay at first, but it's been weeks, they're totally dead.
#882 to #881 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo follows**    
   
Pretend I'm not even here.
**RageRambo follows**

Pretend I'm not even here.
#883 to #882 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami runs until she gets back to some decent sized buildings. She climbs up, sniffing around too see if she can find any humans. When she can't, she keeps jumping across the rooftops happily, using her tentacles to swing on overhead poles.**
#844 to #821 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
How am I cheating because you don't have a good grip?
How am I cheating because you don't have a good grip?
#845 to #844 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
I didn't expect you to crash!
What happened to having decent balance?!
#846 to #845 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
What happened to your super strength?
What happened to your super strength?
#847 to #846 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
My arms are strong, not my tentacles!

I'm still practicing!
#848 to #847 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo lands next to a horribly run down train station**   
   
You're getting better. Come on. It's down here.
**RageRambo lands next to a horribly run down train station**

You're getting better. Come on. It's down here.
#849 to #848 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami follows you down.**

Where the heck are we...?
#850 to #849 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo pushes through the rubble and points at his corpse**   
   
Source of the first outbreak. Where I died. I'm over there.
**RageRambo pushes through the rubble and points at his corpse**

Source of the first outbreak. Where I died. I'm over there.
#851 to #850 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami walks over slowly, carefully stepping over the rubble. She stares down at it quietly.**

Whoa..
#852 to #851 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo nods**    
   
Things were crazy when it first started. But now things are so much better. So yes. I am both alive and dead at the same time. 						****					 everyone's logic!
**RageRambo nods**

Things were crazy when it first started. But now things are so much better. So yes. I am both alive and dead at the same time. **** everyone's logic!
#853 to #852 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami laughs, jumping back over to you.**

That is so cool!
#854 to #853 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo nods**    
   
Well. Where were you infected?
**RageRambo nods**

Well. Where were you infected?
#855 to #854 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami stares down.**

I don't remember.. I think it was near an alley where I used to sleep in the city. That's the last place I remember before I woke up..

Everything is fuzzy from before then..
#856 to #855 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
Ah well. 						****					 happens. What can you do?
Ah well. **** happens. What can you do?
#857 to #856 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
It's okay, though!
My life was so lame before this... and now I'm..
#858 to #857 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
No doubt there. Life is so much better when you're the only ones left alive.
No doubt there. Life is so much better when you're the only ones left alive.
#859 to #858 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
I can't say I regret this at all.

Thanks again!
#860 to #859 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
No problem.
No problem.
#861 to #860 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami holds her stomach.**

I'm hungry..
#862 to #861 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
Well. Most of the humans are dead or hiding or both. What do you wanna do for food?
Well. Most of the humans are dead or hiding or both. What do you wanna do for food?
#863 to #862 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
Do you know where I can get some fruit?

I like fruit, too.
#822 to #821 - RageRambo (07/25/2013) [-]
Well Well Well. Where have you been all this time?
Well Well Well. Where have you been all this time?
#824 to #822 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
You know... I never got this and I was just, like... waiting for you to respond ALL this time?!

....
I-I'm sorry, Rage!
#825 to #824 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
Ah don't worry about it. Technology right?
Ah don't worry about it. Technology right?
#826 to #825 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami tackles you to the ground with a hug**

Raaage! I missed you so muuuch!!
#827 to #826 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smiles and pats your head**    
   
And there's my favorite little psycho.
**RageRambo smiles and pats your head**

And there's my favorite little psycho.
#828 to #827 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
I was pretty sure you were dead and I was coming to bite your corpse in the face until you hugged me and here you are! ♥
#829 to #828 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
I thought the same thing about you. Glad you're not dead.
I thought the same thing about you. Glad you're not dead.
#830 to #829 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
Me, dead?

What kind of Evolved would I be, then?!
#831 to #830 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
Not a very Good one. But since you're alive. Great.
Not a very Good one. But since you're alive. Great.
#832 to #831 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
You wouldn't be a very good.. uhh.. virus if you died, but you never know.
#833 to #832 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
I'm already dead! And alive... Let's not argue specifics.
I'm already dead! And alive... Let's not argue specifics.
#834 to #833 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
So you're saying you can't die? But if you're also alive...

Man, that's crazy talk..
#835 to #834 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
I can take you to see my corpse if you want.
I can take you to see my corpse if you want.
#836 to #835 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami jumps up**

Heck yes!
#837 to #836 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo jumps off of the building**    
   
Try and keep up!
**RageRambo jumps off of the building**

Try and keep up!
#838 to #837 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami wraps her tentacles around your throat and pulls herself to sit on your shoulders.**

You're not getting rid of me THAT easy this time!
#839 to #838 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks and starts running and start &quot;Accidentally&quot; smashing into stuff**    
   
Then watch your head!
**RageRambo smirks and starts running and start "Accidentally" smashing into stuff**

Then watch your head!
#840 to #839 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami lets go, falling on her back.**

H-HEY!!
#841 to #840 - RageRambo (09/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo bursts out laughing**    
   
Hey is for horses but grass is cheaper!
**RageRambo bursts out laughing**

Hey is for horses but grass is cheaper!
#842 to #841 - Nintendokami (09/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami gets up, running after you.**

You cheater!
#820 - drewbridge (07/15/2013) [-]
Wear a seatbelt.
Wear a seatbelt.
#800 - Nintendokami (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami follows after you**

I'm back..
#801 to #800 - RageRambo (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo stops and turns around**


And?
#802 to #801 - Nintendokami (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami kicks her feet**

Weeeeelllll... he's not exactly, uhh.. adamant about what you're doing. But he didn't exactly say NOT to... so that's good too, right?
#803 to #802 - RageRambo (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo cracks a smile**   
   
Well. Since he didn't say no... and I would do it regardless. Let's go.
**RageRambo cracks a smile**

Well. Since he didn't say no... and I would do it regardless. Let's go.
#804 to #803 - Nintendokami (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami grins**

What should we do first?
#805 to #804 - RageRambo (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo points at a large mountain**    
   
   
Our mutual friend Wookie has given me a few barrels of some whitelight that he got from God knows where. He wants us to infect that bunker with it so we can get this project started.
**RageRambo points at a large mountain**


Our mutual friend Wookie has given me a few barrels of some whitelight that he got from God knows where. He wants us to infect that bunker with it so we can get this project started.
#806 to #805 - Nintendokami (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami stretches her back**

Sure, that's easy.
#807 to #806 - RageRambo (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo grabs two barrels**    
   
One for me and one for you. The ventilation system is under a few feet of rock which we can remove. IT's easy now until you know who shows up to ruin our fun.
**RageRambo grabs two barrels**

One for me and one for you. The ventilation system is under a few feet of rock which we can remove. IT's easy now until you know who shows up to ruin our fun.
#808 to #807 - Nintendokami (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami grabs her barrel**

I bet I can beat you there!
#809 to #808 - RageRambo (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks and grabs his barrel**    
   
   
You're going to have to be really quick!
**RageRambo smirks and grabs his barrel**


You're going to have to be really quick!
#810 to #809 - Nintendokami (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami takes off running**
#811 to #810 - RageRambo (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo takes off sprinting and leaping towards thee mountain**     
   
Come on! You're gonna have to be faster than that!
**RageRambo takes off sprinting and leaping towards thee mountain**

Come on! You're gonna have to be faster than that!
#812 to #811 - Nintendokami (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami wraps her tentacles around your throat**

Now you can't run without me!
#813 to #812 - RageRambo (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks and grabs the tendrils**    
   
You do know this is a double edged sword right?
**RageRambo smirks and grabs the tendrils**

You do know this is a double edged sword right?
#814 to #813 - Nintendokami (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami grins**

Nope!
#815 to #814 - RageRambo (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo stops abruptly tripping you with your own tendrils and offering you a hand**    
   
   
You're going to want to make sure that you think your plans through before you do them.
**RageRambo stops abruptly tripping you with your own tendrils and offering you a hand**


You're going to want to make sure that you think your plans through before you do them.


#816 to #815 - Nintendokami (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami rubs her head, holding the barrel tight before taking your hand**
#817 to #816 - RageRambo (06/03/2013) [-]
**RageRambo helps you up**    
   
It's all about planning. Make sure when you attack someone. That they can't use it against you. Just watch a few kung-fu movies! you'll get the hang of it.
**RageRambo helps you up**

It's all about planning. Make sure when you attack someone. That they can't use it against you. Just watch a few kung-fu movies! you'll get the hang of it.
#818 to #817 - Nintendokami (06/03/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami laughs**

I've never actually watched one of those..
#819 to #818 - RageRambo (06/03/2013) [-]
You really should. Martial arts aren't my thing. But it's cool to get some ideas out of.
You really should. Martial arts aren't my thing. But it's cool to get some ideas out of.
#708 - Nintendokami (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami carries a half full barrel on her back**

...
This is all I could find..
#785 to #708 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
I suppose that is true. But he is the one who has no faith. I have been doing everything I can to spread it and he comes in every time in an attempt to thwart it.
I suppose that is true. But he is the one who has no faith. I have been doing everything I can to spread it and he comes in every time in an attempt to thwart it.
#786 to #785 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami stares at the floor**

He doesn't want the world overrun with Evolved again, that's all.. so of course he'd try to stop it.
#787 to #786 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
And why not? They're going to be completely under our control. Wookie knows how to make people listen. That's his job. Besides. There are not very many humans left. What does he want to do with them? Let them starve themselves to death? THen where will we be?
And why not? They're going to be completely under our control. Wookie knows how to make people listen. That's his job. Besides. There are not very many humans left. What does he want to do with them? Let them starve themselves to death? THen where will we be?
#788 to #787 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
You can't ask me that.. I just do what I'm supposed to. You'd have to ask him.
#789 to #788 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo jumps away**

Well. Wookie and I are going to restart humanity. Whether or not you and wolv want to be involved is your issue. But try to stop us. And I know you won't like it.
#790 to #789 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami whines**

Don't just leave me here, I was helping!
#791 to #790 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
If you want to make yourself useful. Go talk some sense into Wolv!
If you want to make yourself useful. Go talk some sense into Wolv!
#792 to #791 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
He's not here!
He left like 20 minutes ago.

I don't want to just sit here and wait alone.
#793 to #792 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
Well. That's a problem isn't it? Better get started.
Well. That's a problem isn't it? Better get started.
#794 to #793 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
Get started doing what?!
#795 to #794 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
Finding Wolv .
Finding Wolv .
#796 to #795 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
He's not coming back for a couple of hours!

I just have to wait here..
#797 to #796 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
That's a You problem. I have to go and get things ready before that pest gets back.
That's a You problem. I have to go and get things ready before that pest gets back.
#798 to #797 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami whimpers**

Okay..
#799 to #798 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo jumps away**

Good girl.
#765 to #708 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo jumps down after the fight**    
   
   
Well that went... Well.
**RageRambo jumps down after the fight**


Well that went... Well.
#766 to #765 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami turns to you, sitting on the barrel**

That's what you call well?
#767 to #766 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo shrugs**    
   
What do you want me to say. Our friends hate each other. It came to blows and the next time they meet I don't think either of them are going to be as nice.
**RageRambo shrugs**

What do you want me to say. Our friends hate each other. It came to blows and the next time they meet I don't think either of them are going to be as nice.
#768 to #767 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami smiles**

At least we're still some sort of civilized, right?
If that's what you can call us..
#769 to #768 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo nods**    
   
More or less. Better than humans. But in some ways. Worse. More on the less philosophical side, That was fun to watch.
**RageRambo nods**

More or less. Better than humans. But in some ways. Worse. More on the less philosophical side, That was fun to watch.
#770 to #769 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami wags her tail**

It was pretty cool.. exciting, too!
#771 to #770 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo places a leg on the floor**    
   
One leg on the big ugly one.
**RageRambo places a leg on the floor**

One leg on the big ugly one.
#772 to #771 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami shakes her head and puts her leg down**

No way, Wolvie can beat him for sure!
#773 to #772 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo grins**    
   
   
Let's compare the two. Wookie's strength appears to be greater. He did manage to rip off one of his arms.
**RageRambo grins**


Let's compare the two. Wookie's strength appears to be greater. He did manage to rip off one of his arms.
#774 to #773 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami huffs loudly**

But he grew it back right after! The virus is stronger than he is, it just takes a little while!
#775 to #774 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smirks**   
    
   
Only because Wolv couldn't inflict any real damage to him.
**RageRambo smirks**


Only because Wolv couldn't inflict any real damage to him.
#776 to #775 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
Well, Wookie didn't do any real damage, either!
#777 to #776 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
Losing some armor and an arm I'm pretty certain counts as damage. Temporary damage. But damage nonetheless.
Losing some armor and an arm I'm pretty certain counts as damage. Temporary damage. But damage nonetheless.
#778 to #777 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
If you grow it back, then it's fine!
#779 to #778 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
Well. It still goes to show that someone can actually hurt the other. I don't think Wolv has anything that can hurt Wookie.
Well. It still goes to show that someone can actually hurt the other. I don't think Wolv has anything that can hurt Wookie.
#780 to #779 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
You know, you're supposed to stand up for the person that's the same as you!
#781 to #780 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
Says who exactly? I stick up for the people who think the same way as me.
Says who exactly? I stick up for the people who think the same way as me.
#782 to #781 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
I mean, what happened to your faith in the virus?!
#783 to #782 - RageRambo (06/02/2013) [-]
I am the one who has faith in the virus. Wolv lost it and refuses to test his faith. Wookie has faith in it. As do I. you and he are the ones lacking.
I am the one who has faith in the virus. Wolv lost it and refuses to test his faith. Wookie has faith in it. As do I. you and he are the ones lacking.
#784 to #783 - Nintendokami (06/02/2013) [-]
W-what? Why am I included in that list, I've been trying to help!
#709 to #708 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie takes a breathe on his cigar**

Well. I'll see what I can do. This is probably the last batch in the world.
#710 to #709 - Nintendokami (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami puts it down in front of you**

That, or the military people moved it somewhere out of reach. Like to another island or something.
#711 to #710 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie peels off the top and his right arms turns black as his sticks it in the barrel**

Don't worry about it. This is perfect. I can make more of this easily. Now for the fun part. Bring as many people into the city as you can find. And please, I need them alive.
#712 to #711 - Nintendokami (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami bites her lip**

Alive isn't exactly... y'know... my specialty.
#713 to #712 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie takes another breath on his cigar**

It's easy. Fire a gun into the air a few times and start giving some orders. IF you have to kill one or two. So be it. Bring them here. And we'll finish the first part of our little job.
#714 to #713 - Nintendokami (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami walks to the edge, shrugging her shoulders**

A gun.. what...
I don't even know how to use a gun! If you recall, I use a bat for a reason.

But fine, I'm sure rounding up humans can't be too hard.
#715 to #714 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie blows some smoke into the air**


IT's not hard to figure out how to use a gun. Pull the trigger. Bullet come out. You've killed plenty of soldiers. Go bring me one of their rifles and I'll show you.
#716 to #715 - Nintendokami (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami nods**

But first, the mission. This is important, right?

I probably shouldn't wait. They might try to leave again.
#717 to #716 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
I don't care how you get them here. Just get them here.
#718 to #717 - Nintendokami (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami jumps off the edge**
#719 to #718 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
I'll be waiting.
#720 to #719 - Nintendokami (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami comes back pushing a big cage on top of a cart with a large group of people trapped inside**

Bird cages and wagon wheels.
Man, I'm a genius~ ♥
#721 to #720 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie jumps off of the ledge and can't help but smirk**

Crude. Yet effective. Told you it wouldn't be that hard.
#722 to #721 - Nintendokami (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami stands in front of the cage, counting**

14 people. Is that enough for... uh.. whatever you want them for?
#723 to #722 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie nods and his right hand glows red**


Perfect. For now. we'll get the rest of them later. For now. We're playing God and are going to restart humanity.
#725 to #723 - wolvester ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester jumps down off a roof, grinning as he lands in front of you.**

You appear to have some of my Whitelight...
I'd like that back if you wouldn't mind.
#759 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie shrugs.**

Take it. I already have the formula. And with these nano machines. I can just make more. And quite easily. Just as well. I don't think there's anything you can do to stop me. Now stop being a little pest and get lost.
#760 to #759 - wolvester ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester shakes his head and walks off down the street.**

I assure you, I'll be back.
This world isn't ready for the virus.
And I won't let it be taken by it.
#761 to #760 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie shrugs and starts walking away as well**


Suit yourself. But next time we meet. I'm not going to be as merciful.
#754 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie tilts his head back from the blow**


Not bad. I nearly felt THAT one. You're More than welcome in my new world.
#755 to #754 - wolvester ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester stops and brushes himself off.**   
   
Your new world will be a living hell if you use Whitelight.   
Evolved aren't the best thing to populate the Earth with.   
Normal infected, while much more stupid, are much easier to control.
**wolvester stops and brushes himself off.**

Your new world will be a living hell if you use Whitelight.
Evolved aren't the best thing to populate the Earth with.
Normal infected, while much more stupid, are much easier to control.
#757 to #755 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie laughs**
That's where you're wrong son. You see. I used the nano machines in my blood stream to remove some of the nasty side effect of it. They'll be like kids..
#758 to #757 - wolvester ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester holds out his arm, launching it at the barrel and absorbing the remaining Whitelight.**

Children or not. I cannot let more Evolved come into existence.
And that should be the last of the Whitelight.
I'm honestly surprised she found any.
#756 to #755 - rambowookie has deleted their comment [-]
#750 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie grabs your head and slams it into mine and throws you off.**

Not half bad son. What else you got up your sleeve?
#751 to #750 - wolvester ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester falls back, stand up and brushing himself off as he forms Whipfist. He pulls his arm back and launches the whip at your face.**

Plenty of things.
#752 to #751 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie catches the whipfist and yanks you towards me**

The thing when you shot 50 at me didn't work. What makes you think that a single one would do you any better?
#753 to #752 - wolvester ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester stomps his feet into the ground, pulling it back and you with it, switching his new left arm to Hammerfist and hitting you in the face.**

It's better for this.
#746 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie places your claw under his arm and rips off your left arm.**

You want to play rough? THat's fine with me.
#747 to #746 - wolvester ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester pries your hand off his head with his right arm, dropping to the ground and holding his torn shoulder as his arm slowly reforms.**

Oh... this brings back memories...
Too bad I've grown stronger since the last time.
#748 to #747 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie knocks you on the ground. Stomping on your chest several time before jumping and slamming both feet on your chest stopping to catch his breath with a foot still on you. He pulls out a cigar and takes a long breathe on it.**


Oh this is going to be alot of fun...


#749 to #748 - wolvester ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester grabs your foot and shoves it off him as he stands back up. He grabs you by the throat and slams you down.**

Yeah, yeah it is.
#742 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie smirks and grabs your upper arm and start slamming his other arm into your stomach.**

Of course. This is my specialty!
#743 to #742 - wolvester ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester laughs swinging his foot out into your shin.**

Come on, man!
At least hit me harder!

#744 to #743 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie trips and stumbles back before stomping on the ground. He grabs your head with both hands and lifts you off the ground ripping a large chuck of your armor off.**

No more kiddy gloves.

#745 to #744 - wolvester ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester grins, grabbing your arms as he forms Claws.**

Now this is more like it!
#738 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie grabs the tendrils that shoot at him and use them to start pulling you closer.**


Son. I've dealt with everything you can throw at me. Your little tentacle ******** ain't gonna do me any harm. Let me know when you're done.
#739 to #738 - wolvester ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester stands still, letting you pull him close.**

Fine. You can take a few hits.
But can you return them?
#740 to #739 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie nods as his right knuckle glows yellow and throws it at your head.**


Of course!

#741 to #740 - wolvester ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester forms armor and grabs your fist just before you hit him.**

I hope there's more to this than a light light.
#734 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie stands still and catches the blade in his hand now coated in the black substance. He snaps off the front half of it**

Nice knife! Think I'll keep it.

#735 to #734 - wolvester ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester leaps back, reforming the front of his blade and preparing to lunge again.**

Good trick. Never had that happen before.
Oh well, plenty more where that came from.
#736 to #735 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie stands still and lets the blade strike his forehead. He slides his head along the blade and headbutts you.**


Come on. What else ya got?
#737 to #736 - wolvester ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester stands back, holding his stomach. He stomps the ground and opens his arms, letting a wave of tendrils shoot out of him.**

Try this on for size.
#730 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie walks over to you and points at his cheek**

Of course I do. Once I've pounded you into the ground. You may beg for me not to kill you. This isn't the first time I've fought your kind. You can't hurt me. Hit me. Right here. as hard as you can.
#731 to #730 - wolvester ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester smirks, swinging the cage around to connect with the side of your face.**

With pleasure.
#732 to #731 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie stands perfect still as the cage shatters after connecting to my his head which leaves a black substance which recedes. He flicks his cigar at you.**

Is that it? If it is. I'm not impressed.

#733 to #732 - wolvester ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester pulls the fleeing humans back and throws them into a nearby building. He forms Blade and lunges forward, slicing at your neck**

Hah... wouldn't want to lose a possible lunch...
Now die, dammit!
#726 to #725 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie gives him a half smile**

And If I refuse?
#727 to #726 - wolvester ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester hits his fists together as he forms Hammerfist**

Then I'll have to take it back by force.
#728 to #727 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie smirks and a black substance coats his body**

I was hoping you'd say that. Let's see how long you last.
#729 to #728 - wolvester ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
**wolvester gets behind the cage of people, lifting it up over his head.**

You really want to do this?
You could just hand over the Whitelight and spare yourself the shame.

#724 to #723 - Nintendokami (06/01/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami hits the cage**

You hear that, idiots? Be good. I don't want to ****** you all!
#762 to #724 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
Now that he's out of the way. Let's get going.
#763 to #762 - Nintendokami (06/01/2013) [-]
I'm ready whenever you are!
#764 to #763 - rambowookie (06/01/2013) [-]
**rambowookie starts walking down the road.**


Being a politician. I have access to all kinds of things you're not supposed to know. Like... A bunker not too far from here filled with hundreds of people...
#657 - Nintendokami (05/22/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami opens her arms**

Hey, look who it is. The best, most amazing Evolved back from the dark cold depths of rotting human death!
#698 to #657 - rambowookie (05/26/2013) [-]
**rambowookie throws my arms around you**

You're not so bad yourself sweet cheeks. You're going places. I can see it now! We'll start over! Create a new race on this planet!
#699 to #698 - Nintendokami (05/26/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami wags her tail happily**

That sounds so cool!
#700 to #699 - rambowookie (05/26/2013) [-]
See? I'm not that bad. We've got a lot of work to do. Let me know if you got any questions. First thing's first. We're going to need a bunch of that whitelight stuff.
#701 to #700 - Nintendokami (05/26/2013) [-]
Whitelight...?

I haven't seen a barrel in weeks.. I'd have to do some real searching..
#702 to #701 - rambowookie (05/26/2013) [-]
Bring what you can find and we'll see about synthesizing it. Rage had the right idea. A bunch of people like you running around obeying our every word. And at some point expanding our empire to the stars.
#703 to #702 - Nintendokami (05/26/2013) [-]
They're not very smart... and they don't even have cool tails like I do!

So don't get your hopes up.. but okay, I'll find some.
#704 to #703 - rambowookie (05/26/2013) [-]
That's what makes you unique! Take as much time as you need. I'm not going anywhere.
#705 to #704 - Nintendokami (05/26/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami looks over the edge of the building**

Alright.. I'll be right back.
#706 to #705 - rambowookie (05/26/2013) [-]
See you then sweet cheeks.
#707 to #706 - Nintendokami (05/26/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami jumps over the edge and takes off down the empty streets**
#678 to #657 - RageRambo (05/25/2013) [-]
Since the person I'm teaming up with is stronger than me.
Since the person I'm teaming up with is stronger than me.
#679 to #678 - Nintendokami (05/25/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami huffs**

No one's stronger than Alex Mercer..
#680 to #679 - RageRambo (05/25/2013) [-]
Well... It's not that's he's stronger than me. I just can't find a way to actually hurt him.
Well... It's not that's he's stronger than me. I just can't find a way to actually hurt him.
#681 to #680 - Nintendokami (05/25/2013) [-]
I guess if you're going with him, I don't have much of a choice.

I'm sure not going back to being by myself..
#682 to #681 - RageRambo (05/25/2013) [-]
There's always a choice. It just has to be the one you're most willing to take.
There's always a choice. It just has to be the one you're most willing to take.
#683 to #682 - Nintendokami (05/25/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami looks up at you**

I take that one. I'll go..
#684 to #683 - RageRambo (05/25/2013) [-]
**RageRambo nods**    
   
Be ready for anything. He may be stronger and bigger than your average politician. But he's still a politician.
**RageRambo nods**

Be ready for anything. He may be stronger and bigger than your average politician. But he's still a politician.
#685 to #684 - Nintendokami (05/25/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami grins and bites her lip**

What can go wrong, right?
#686 to #685 - RageRambo (05/25/2013) [-]
**RageRambo can't help but smile**    
   
Nothing. And everything.
**RageRambo can't help but smile**

Nothing. And everything.
#687 to #686 - Nintendokami (05/25/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami wags her tail**

Sounds fun!
This might actually be a good idea.
#688 to #687 - RageRambo (05/25/2013) [-]
That depends on your definition of good.
That depends on your definition of good.
#689 to #688 - Nintendokami (05/25/2013) [-]
Fun. Really fun!

Will we get to kill things?!
#690 to #689 - RageRambo (05/25/2013) [-]
I have absolutely no idea.
I have absolutely no idea.
#691 to #690 - Nintendokami (05/25/2013) [-]
...Where is he?
#693 to #692 - Nintendokami (05/25/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami gulps, waving**

U-um.. hello.
#694 to #693 - rambowookie (05/25/2013) [-]
**rambowookie flicks his cigar at your feet**

Well. Don't stand there looking innocent. What?
#695 to #694 - Nintendokami (05/26/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami takes a step back**

Nothing! I was just asking where you were! You don't gotta get hostile!
#696 to #695 - rambowookie (05/26/2013) [-]
**rambowookie smirks**

What're you talking about? I'm in a GREAT mood! Thanks to you and little little friends genocide of most of the human race. It's left to nature to weed out who weak and leave the strong to survive. You. Me. Rage. We're the strong ones.
#697 to #696 - Nintendokami (05/26/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami smiles**

Well, when you put it that way... I guess you're not so terrible.
#658 to #657 - RageRambo (05/22/2013) [-]
**RageRambo smiles**    
   
   
Well. How was your little vacation?
**RageRambo smiles**


Well. How was your little vacation?
#659 to #658 - Nintendokami (05/22/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami sighs**

It was...interesting. I got a lot of scars from fire.
#660 to #659 - RageRambo (05/22/2013) [-]
Well. I'm sure you'll live. Regeneration makes life so much easier. If not a little droll.
Well. I'm sure you'll live. Regeneration makes life so much easier. If not a little droll.
#661 to #660 - Nintendokami (05/22/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami points to the one on her throat**

Well yeah... But look how cool it makes me look!
#662 to #661 - RageRambo (05/22/2013) [-]
I suppose that's true. Have you seen wolv any time lately?
I suppose that's true. Have you seen wolv any time lately?
#663 to #662 - Nintendokami (05/22/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami nods**

I see him every day. But he doesn't like talking..
#664 to #663 - RageRambo (05/22/2013) [-]
Well. That's his loss.
Well. That's his loss.
#665 to #664 - Nintendokami (05/22/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami nods**

What were you doing all this time?
Did you ever figure out what that guy wanted...?
#666 to #665 - RageRambo (05/22/2013) [-]
**RageRambo sighs**    
   
Talking. As for what he wants. Well. You're smart. What does a politician want?
**RageRambo sighs**

Talking. As for what he wants. Well. You're smart. What does a politician want?
#667 to #666 - Nintendokami (05/22/2013) [-]
Money and mass amounts of power over people?
#668 to #667 - RageRambo (05/22/2013) [-]
Bingo chica As far as that goes... Well that's pretty much it. He wants to rule. And he has the power to do it.
Bingo chica As far as that goes... Well that's pretty much it. He wants to rule. And he has the power to do it.
#669 to #668 - Nintendokami (05/22/2013) [-]
Rule over... what? Most everyone is either dead or hiding.
#670 to #669 - RageRambo (05/22/2013) [-]
Who else is still alive? That is worth being alive? Us. From what I gathered I think he wants us to either obey him. Or he'll deal with us.
Who else is still alive? That is worth being alive? Us. From what I gathered I think he wants us to either obey him. Or he'll deal with us.
#671 to #670 - Nintendokami (05/22/2013) [-]
Whaaat...

Yeah, good luck with that. It's gonna take more than his super armor to get that out of me.
#672 to #671 - RageRambo (05/22/2013) [-]
Well. He makes some pretty good points. I enjoy living. I couldn't beat him with anything I've tried. You're still welcome. But you do know how crazy politics can be.
Well. He makes some pretty good points. I enjoy living. I couldn't beat him with anything I've tried. You're still welcome. But you do know how crazy politics can be.
#673 to #672 - Nintendokami (05/22/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami gulps**

You're not actually going to... are you...?
#674 to #673 - RageRambo (05/22/2013) [-]
**RageRambo shakes his head**    
   
   
Me? No. Him however... That is in your hands.
**RageRambo shakes his head**


Me? No. Him however... That is in your hands.
#675 to #674 - Nintendokami (05/25/2013) [-]
I mean... if he wants us.. you're not gonna go, are you?
#676 to #675 - RageRambo (05/25/2013) [-]
What are you talking about? He and I? We're on the same team.
What are you talking about? He and I? We're on the same team.
#677 to #676 - Nintendokami (05/25/2013) [-]
W-wha?!

Since when do you team up with anyone?!
#569 - Nintendokami (04/26/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami comes back holding a little Cubone**

Figured you should meet him before the party. Can't have him freaking out and running away.
#633 to #569 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie pulls a cigar out and starts smoking**

Any day now.
#634 to #633 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami thinks of something and runs to the back of the building quickly with a loud howl**
#635 to #634 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie rolls my eyes and follows the howl**


Gonna sic one of your little pets on me?
#636 to #635 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami laughs and comes around the block on the back of a rampaging hunter**

Rage is right... You ARE smarter than you look!
#637 to #636 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie shrugs and blows some smoke from his mouth**


Which body part do you want me to give back? I'll give you the head if you want.
#638 to #637 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami jumps off the Hunter's back as he runs into you, running behind you and slamming her metal bat into the back of your head**

Wooo, home run!
#639 to #638 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie wrestles with the hunter and rips it's head off just in time to be hit by your bat. I toss you the dead hunter's head**

If your claws didn't hurt me. What makes you think an aluminum bat would? By the way. This belongs to you. Let me spell it out for you. You. Can't. Hurt. Me.
#640 to #639 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami gasps**

You killed my Tick-Tock!

I don't care if I can't hurt you! That won't stop me from trying my hardest!
#641 to #640 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]
**rambowookie puts his foot on the head and takes another breathe on my cigar**

You're fighting an uphill battle. But I like your style. Whenever you're ready to give up just let me know.