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#4 - Flash is way faster than Supes. Source is Flash: Rebirth #3  [+] (48 replies) 12/30/2014 on Fluttershy +236
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#124 - zaxzwim (12/31/2014) [-]
what's this from?
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#132 - garaichu (12/31/2014) [-]
Are you mentally retarded? Did your wrangler accidentally let you out of the cage again?
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#133 - zaxzwim (12/31/2014) [-]
oh i'm mentally retarded, sorry i forgot normal people could identify all comic books and what issue of what series they are from by a singe page, also i just realised that comment 33 said what it is so i'm just making a huge ass of myself
#134 - garaichu (12/31/2014) [-]
It's cool man, everybody has brainfarts.

Yours was just rather severe.
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#135 - zaxzwim (12/31/2014) [-]
i'm sure i looked over the comments first though to see if anyone said though
#64 - anon (12/31/2014) [-]
i heard that he can run so fast that he would just cease to exist but not sure if true, i just read it somewhere. but he can travel in time by running, can superman do that?
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#32 - iceguy (12/31/2014) [-]
what comic is that from?
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#45 - mydogpikachu (12/31/2014) [-]
#40 - sabcy (12/31/2014) [-]
#90 - drasticdragon (12/31/2014) [-]
Thats a nice gif
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#33 - RageRambo (12/31/2014) [-]
Flash: Rebirth #3
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#22 - misumena (12/31/2014) [-]
It just seem like the Flash can own Supes so easily. It's like the bit in injustice where they play chess, not only does he slaughter Supes at the game he basically points a million flaws into his strategy on controlling the world. Just epic.
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#8 - bigblacknegro (12/30/2014) [-]
are we crossing universes?
cause quicksilver, man.
i prefer marvel anyway
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#9 - taternutz (12/31/2014) [-]
I like quicksilver. But as far as I know he doesn't even get close to what flash is capable of.
#39 - theoneaboveall (12/31/2014) [-]
He doesn't.
Quicksilver is uttershit when we are talking about who's the fastest in the Marvel universe.
<-------------This guy is by all means Superior
Let's put this in perspective on who out of quicksilver v the runner would win
A man with an RPK (Runner) vs A newborn(Quicksilver) in an empty living room.
Bruh, just by his speed he beat the shit out of Thanos literally just by him running.
I am probably going to get shit for this be Runner is indeed better than The Flash.
The Flash is an ordinary human with the power of speed If he has more please tell me otherwise while on the other hand The Runner is a nigh-omnipotent,omniscient, and omnipresent.
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#99 - greyhoundfd (12/31/2014) [-]
At the same time though, I'm fairly certain that it's canon that the Flash can think at attoseconds and, assuming the ratios of brain-to-muscle and neuron-to-neuron communication are as close as they are for a normal person, travel almost as fast. Given the laws of physics being respected within reason, if Flash completely took off the brakes he could generate a nuke-level fusion reaction just by snapping his fingers. At any given moment, he could blanket the Earth in a layer of ionized oxygen which would fuse and generate so much it would incinerate the surface in seconds. The guy could run on air so fast he could achieve interstellar travel and essentially be a human missile capable of destroying planets.

Hell, the guy's pretty much a living Alcubierre Drive. If he travelled fast enough to exceed the speed of light he would accumulate electrons and matter in front of him, bend space-time, and destroy entire solar systems simply by virtue of existing.
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#57 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/31/2014) [-]
But, Quicksilver can live in space, right? I don't think Flash could even move in space, let alone live there.
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#58 - theoneaboveall (12/31/2014) [-]
Well not live in space but I have seen a gif where the flash is running towards the sun
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#59 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/31/2014) [-]
>running towards the sun

But, how?
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#96 - zaxzwim (12/31/2014) [-]
Flash running into the Sun green lantern shit
#48 - anon (12/31/2014) [-]
The flash also has the power of time travel technically, but yeah i still think the runner is faster.
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#10 - bigblacknegro (12/31/2014) [-]
when i remember that part where flash explains what he's capable of, you're probably right.
but quicksilver was the shit in the third x-men movie.
#11 - bigblacknegro (12/31/2014) [-]
there you go
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#97 - killerliquid (12/31/2014) [-]
Can someone explain the comma to me
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#142 - helpexplain (12/31/2014) [-]
If you mean the comma in the number, some countries use commas for decimals. The rest seem to have simply been cut off, but they're all commas.
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#148 - killerliquid (01/01/2015) [-]
Yea I knew that but wasn't sure what the hell the number was supposed to be because of it being cut off
#60 - omegadynasty (12/31/2014) [-]
#37 - hitlerwasreich (12/31/2014) [-]
The true power of Flash

The first comment on this video has the whole thing
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#7 - dndxplain (12/30/2014) [-]
The true power of Flash
yep. the flash is literally my favourite dc superhero.
psst, comicexplain
#43 - anon (12/31/2014) [-]
i love how all these superpower heroes are pulling flash out and when batman starts pulling wonder woman looks at him with a "awww how cute but honey this isnt your best side" look
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#12 - comicexplain (12/31/2014) [-]
-Never- underestimate the Flash! His tv show is pretty entertaining, too. Can't wait to see where it goes!


How 'bout dem Lovecrafts?
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#13 - dndxplain (12/31/2014) [-]
now that I have a new computer we can play at any time. still gotta ask psychologyxplain
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#16 - psychologyxplain (12/31/2014) [-]
You want a one shot, a campaign, or a one shot to get acquainted THEN a campaign? Comicexplain, dndxplain?
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#19 - dndxplain (12/31/2014) [-]
the oneshot we're going to do with cashmanderp and alex?
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#61 - uzimaker (12/31/2014) [-]
You guys doing a DnD campaign? I'd love to hop in on this...if it's ok with you and if I can fit it into my schedule
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#68 - dndxplain (12/31/2014) [-]
we're doing a one shot of Call of Cthulhu some time this week. it's not on my time, it's on psychologyxplain's
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#150 - uzimaker (01/01/2015) [-]
Oh I see
NVM then, I was looking for a longer term Campaign

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#23 - psychologyxplain (12/31/2014) [-]
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#17 - comicexplain (12/31/2014) [-]
Something with just a few people in it is fine with me.
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#20 - psychologyxplain (12/31/2014) [-]
It's not about people, brother. It's about length of time you want to dedicate to it
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#36 - questionableferret (12/31/2014) [-]
How do all the __explains know each other?

Somebody explain this shit!
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#42 - psychologyxplain (12/31/2014) [-]
Being one of the original explains, I met comicexplain through dndxplain (Who I met because he ran an explains game a while back). Since then, I've become good friends with a few other explains, like sciencexplain and langaugexplain
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#46 - questionableferret (12/31/2014) [-]
Oh, cool.
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#41 - kotetsulovesfj (12/31/2014) [-]
Do we need an explainexplain?
#143 - zeldamasterace (12/31/2014) [-]
bahahah explainexplain

"hey explainexplain, explain this shit!"
his response:
"uh....hey *any other explain account* explain this shit"

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#105 - fireheartt (12/31/2014) [-]
#1131504 - Jesus tapdancing christ. I finally beat Isaac with the Lost. A…  [+] (2 replies) 12/23/2014 on Video Games +2
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#1131702 - octaviano (12/23/2014) [-]
Playing the Lost without Dead Cat is practically impossible.
Holy Mantle and The Mind are great for The Lost, too. Holy Mantle absorbs the first hit in any room, while The Mind prevents you from getting hit by any projectile besides homing tears.
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#1131845 - RageRambo (12/23/2014) [-]
Didn't have Holy Mantle. I had dead cat, a few damage ups and I was Guppy. Which meant I had to beat isaac without getting hit. The first two times were not even close. The second stage was honestly the hardest. Third was piss easy. Even at pucker factor 5.