Login or register


Last status update:
Personal Info
Age: 24
Consoles Owned: PS3, PC
Video Games Played: Dark Souls
PSN: pine1519
Date Signed Up:10/31/2010
Last Login:6/26/2016
Location:Wherever I feel like
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#8295
Highest Content Rank:#1904
Highest Comment Rank:#214
Content Thumbs: 7421 total,  8377 ,  956
Comment Thumbs: 16200 total,  18148 ,  1948
Content Level Progress: 1% (1/100)
Level 174 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 175 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 41.4% (414/1000)
Level 315 Comments: Wizard → Level 316 Comments: Wizard
Content Views:195336
Times Content Favorited:617 times
Total Comments Made:3072
FJ Points:22846
Favorite Tags: america rulez (2) | and (2) | Cars (2) | crashes (2) | i (2)
How many ways can you kill a man with his own liver?

latest user's comments

#4 - To be fair. Israel offered a cease fire.  [+] (27 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Oy vey +75
User avatar
#203 - metalmind (08/02/2014) [-]
They offered the Palestineans that Hamas could cease firing, but didn't themselves offer to stop fighting.
And the firefights never stopped, not even for 1 minute.
Also all military action never stopped. The israelis only ever offerd to stop parts of their military action.
#132 - xxxgnipsxxx (08/02/2014) [-]
I think the UN put a mandatory cease fire, the cease fire the Israelis previously offered they violated themselves. Knowing them they'll probably have the audacity to violate the UN mandated cease fire.
#103 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
that basically said israel can still bomb them, but they cant do anything about it, and gaza must still live under seige
#75 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
which they immediately violated. not to mention right before the ceasefire they made sure to do as much damage as possible.
User avatar
#56 - mutantunicorn (08/02/2014) [-]
israel are just 100% cunts.
#49 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
72 Hour Ceasefire which Hamas didnt care for an hour later.
#42 - eggilos (08/02/2014) [-]
i like this meme better
#40 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
There were actually 5 cease fires. Israel agreed to all of them, hamas broke all of them. One side ceases, the other side fires.
User avatar
#32 - scowler (08/02/2014) [-]
And the warning fliers.

Still, doesn't excuse the air-strikes. Innately messy...
User avatar
#29 - Indoknight (08/02/2014) [-]
When we have to justify the deaths of children, you know humanity has failed.
User avatar
#8 - roliga (08/01/2014) [-]
If you punch me in the face, I punch you back and then you go "woah man why are you so aggressive? Stop hitting me, I'm the victim, cease fire!" do you really expect me to stop hitting you?
#38 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
if i poked you with my finger and you escalated the situation by punching you wouls and should be to blame. Those rockets they send over barley do any dmg even if they do reach, whilst isreal are dropping us grade military bombs and using depleted uranium in their guns
User avatar
#9 - RageRambo (08/01/2014) [-]
I see your analogy, but Hamas shot first.
User avatar
#26 - heartlessrobot (08/01/2014) [-]
The conflict was started when England gave Israel land that belonged to Palestine.
Imagine if the dude down the street sold your house to another dude, and he moved all his stuff in and threw you and your stuff out. You try to go back in, and he shoots you in the face and pours gasoline on your family and lights them on fire.
#28 - anon (08/01/2014) [-]
you're pretending that no Jewish people lived there before 1948. While it wasn't a majority population, there were significant waves of Jewish immigration to that area since the late 1800's (especially from Russia after the Bolshevik revolution).

Source: I'm a third generation Israeli. My grandfather was born in Israel and served in the British Army in WWII.
#106 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
It was 10% jews to 90% palestinians, and they lived in peace. In 1910 colonisation started and shit broke loose. Colonists get out. To US preferably, let them see who they support.
User avatar
#23 - konradkurze (08/01/2014) [-]
technically england caused the hostility the second they displaced palestinians off their land to put israeli settlers there
User avatar
#5 - JoshOwnsAll (08/01/2014) [-]
a cease fire was accepted by both parts, then hammas kept firing.
#6 - angelwithashotgun (08/01/2014) [-]
As did Israel
User avatar
#39 - ultimatebuttercup (08/02/2014) [-]
Um, after offering a cease fire and then the other side breaks it, I dont blame them for firing back. I dont think turning the other cheek is an option at that point.
User avatar
#36 - JoshOwnsAll (08/02/2014) [-]
israel is a fucking hornet's nest, and jihadists keep kicking it, because to them an infidel state can't exist, and a jewish one? even worse. If they minded their own business, instead of blaming israel for everything, the middle east would be so much closer to peace. This war is being fought more by the media than by rockets and soldiers. The world should know, that in war there is no innocent side. Israel's strikes may be excessive, but what would you have them do, sit around and take it, like they have for years?
User avatar
#60 - marqueze (08/02/2014) [-]
Israel is a fucking propoganda machine.
User avatar
#27 - MrAwesomee (08/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, no. Hamas broke the ceasefire, and Israel reacted to that. A ceasefire doesnt mean "72 hours of you punching me but me not punching back". as soon as the ceasefire came into effect, Hamas kidnapped an Israeli soldier in an attack they enacted not far from Rafah crossing. but trying to change your mind is as futile as trying to get me to stop serving in the IDF.
User avatar
#206 - metalmind (08/02/2014) [-]
You're pretty missinformed, are you not?
There were firefights the entire 3 hours during the so called ceasefire.
And they kept on destroying buildings.
I'm not saying that I don't hate hammas, I do.
But Israels tactic in this war, and ESPECIALLY their horrible deeds during "peace times", are in my opinion even more digusting.
#135 - xxxgnipsxxx (08/02/2014) [-]
Lol someone serving in the IDF?? Not even a little bit biased here? Your word, while to be fair pretty much no one's, but especially yours, means nothing.
#93 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
User avatar
#144 - klaes (08/02/2014) [-]
Your first article comes from Al Jazeera, which tends to be biased when it comes down to Middle Eastern issues, being, you know— Middle Eastern. That's like taking a fucking article from Fox News when a bill fails to pass through congress and using it as evidence that its Obama's fault it didn't pass, it's fucking stupid.

Literally in the fucking url of your second article it says that Israel only pushed into Gaza "after soldier seized".

From the first paragraph of the second article:

[Israel is searching for a soldier] "captured by Hamas fighters during deadly clashes that shattered an internationally brokered ceasefire". It does say allegedly, but I don't read a single line that says that Israel launched a raid during the ceasefire. It says Hamas launched a raid, coming out of the tunnels.

Which means one of two things, either you're an illiterate meat sack or you think Hamas is an Israeli attack force. You can apparently write down inane comments which implies literacy, so I assume you're just brutally uninformed and retarded.
#82 - Comment deleted 07/30/2014 on Reading Erotic Fanfiction 0
#1010679 - Picture 07/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#53 - >Wage gap >Actual problem This only shows …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on Obama isnt a bad guy +6
User avatar
#56 - aquaekk (07/22/2014) [-]
top kek
#20 - I thought Avatar was a great movie and I would **** Neytiri if…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Log me in as well -4
User avatar
#27 - yourbaus (07/22/2014) [-]
that opinion is not unpopular
User avatar
#25 - adunsaveme (07/22/2014) [-]
1. that image does not belong here
2. nobody cares
#18 - You could do the fight from when Infamous and Prototype came o…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on gameball #3 0
User avatar
#23 - bendingtimeisgood (07/21/2014) [-]
Both games are fun and there's room in the world for both of them?
#17 - Comment deleted 07/14/2014 on (untitled) 0
#19 - Apparently, my parents have a genocide fetish. 07/12/2014 on What the fuck mom and dad??? 0
#94 - I would like to participate. 07/11/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 8 0
#224 - What're you talking about? I've bought several guns and had th…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/09/2014 on 'Merica 0
User avatar
#225 - roliga (07/09/2014) [-]
To an FFL maybe, but not to your front door you haven't
#227 - verby (07/09/2014) [-]
Certain firearms may be delivered directly to a resident
User avatar
#228 - roliga (07/09/2014) [-]
No they can not, unless you're referring to Black Powders, which are not legally considered firearms but are considered antiques.
#229 - verby (07/09/2014) [-]
There are firearms that aren't black powder covered under C&R, and they ARE still firearms, you need a license to have them shipped.
User avatar
#230 - roliga (07/09/2014) [-]
That's only to FFL holders, a regular person can not have any firearm shipped to their front doors.
#231 - verby (07/09/2014) [-]
For example, a Mosin is considered a C&R. You can have a fucking Mosin delivered to your door if you have a C&R license, which is usually about $30
User avatar
#232 - roliga (07/09/2014) [-]
Again, C&R is a subsection of an FFL license, not just anyone can have a gun ordered to their door.
User avatar
#237 - lillpip (07/09/2014) [-]
>"You can have a gun mail ordered directly to your door in Canada, not in America though."
>Can have a gun mail ordered directly to your door in America
>"Not just anyone can have a gun ordered to their door."

User avatar
#239 - roliga (07/09/2014) [-]
Are you too stupid to read? Do we need to do an audio recording and play it to you so you understand it? In America you need to hold a Federal Firearms License (most of the time given to gunsmiths/gunstore owners) to have a gun shipped to you.

In Canada you do not. I can say that on Vocaroo for you if you want.
#268 - verby (07/09/2014) [-]
(B9) May a nonlicensee ship a firearm by carrier?
A nonlicensee may ship a firearm by carrier to a resident of his or her own state or to a licensee in any state.

A common or contract carrier must be used to ship a handgun. In addition, Federal law requires that the carrier be notified that the shipment contains a firearm and prohibits common or contract carriers from requiring or causing any label to be placed on any package indicating that it contains a firearm. [18 U. S. C. 922( a)( 2)( A) and 922( e), 27 CFR 178.31]
Can't argue with primary sources, dumbass.
User avatar
#242 - lillpip (07/09/2014) [-]
Chill dude.
My point was that you can definitely have firearms delivered to your door in America. C&R was a perfect example.

Also, quick question. Are you able to cut your own receiver so you don't have to register your gun, after it's built, in Canada?