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#94 - I've got two.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2014 on 25 Crossovers +8
#173 - Zebness (10/27/2014) [-]
I think the Prince needs to be apart of this group
#95 - RageRambo (10/27/2014) [-]
#17 - Comment deleted 10/21/2014 on History Lesson 0
#16 - I work as a maintenance guy at Wal-mart. Someone drew two of t… 10/21/2014 on History Lesson 0
#5 - If we had as many police stations as we do pizza places, we'd …  [+] (9 new replies) 10/17/2014 on the police +114
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#58 - Indoknight (10/18/2014) [-]
I'd much rather live in a pizza state.
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#31 - leonhardt (10/18/2014) [-]
Pizza State pls
#14 - anon (10/17/2014) [-]
so does that mean we currently have a pizza state ?
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#11 - jomgor (10/17/2014) [-]
to be perfectly fair with the amount of shit police get away with across the country it already is a police state. or an oligarchy if you wanna look at it from a political view.
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#16 - kingofqueens (10/17/2014) [-]
This year alone there is 700,000 cops in the US. You gotta figure that with a number that large on a job that gives you responsibility of lives without a college degree that there has to at least a couple bad cops.
#22 - nahbro (10/18/2014) [-]
Except instead of "at least a couple" there are a hell of a lot.
#76 - kingofqueens (10/18/2014) [-]
Do you have evidence of that or is it just your opinion
#78 - nahbro (10/18/2014) [-]
Why don't you take a look at all of the cops who objected to having to wear cameras? Or the ones who would turn off their cameras when they were about to make arrests? Or the many cases of cops shooting unarmed people? Or false flag operations carried out by armed forces? Or the fact that the founder of SWAT has been protesting it because its members abuse their power?

Do your own fucking research if you care.
#10 - sensitive (10/17/2014) [-]
so does this mean we live in a pizza state?
#11 - We've reached a point where the Conservatives are the ones def…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2014 on stolen from tumblur +15
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#34 - checkemtrain (09/21/2014) [-]
watch stickied vid,she is liberal but has a brain.

You can even talk to modern day liberals anymore.
#12 - dizzyhills (09/21/2014) [-]
dued shes liberal the point is that all these sites labeled her as conservative without actually doing any research.
#19 - anon (09/21/2014) [-]
Not to mention, they completely misrepresent her video. She states that gaming should be for all genders, but that the SJW's are being fuckin' idiots about it.
#83 - WW herself is not exactly the most interesting character. She'… 09/13/2014 on Poor wonder woman +3
#333 - Infamous: Second Son. Brooke Augustine. Bitch is stone cold.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on Strong Female Characters +1
#345 - priestoftheoldones (09/10/2014) [-]
#297 - This bitch.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/10/2014 on Strong Female Characters +2
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#328 - seras (09/10/2014) [-]
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#333 - RageRambo (09/10/2014) [-]
Infamous: Second Son. Brooke Augustine. Bitch is stone cold.
#345 - priestoftheoldones (09/10/2014) [-]
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#325 - tallzed (09/10/2014) [-]
Bitch doesn't even begin to describe her. I chose to the bad ending just to kill her.
#4 - I had Jury Duty today. I sat in a room doing nothing for about…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Jury Duty +16
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#27 - brandinifettucine (08/29/2014) [-]
Well ain't this some bullshit.
>Be me 2 weeks ago
>have to report to jury duty at 9:30 am
>get excited because justice calls my name
>get to building on time and have to wait in a room
>30 min. later, get called for a case with about 20 people
>we head up by a couple floors
>get told "sorry we don't need this group right now"
>go back down to waiting room
>2 hours pass, lunchtime but we had to pay our own lunch and have to report back to waiting room at 1:30 pm
>buy a coke and snack
>walk around downtown for a while
>come back to waiting room at 1 pm
#28 - brandinifettucine (08/29/2014) [-]
>2 hours pass by
>might as well listen to music
>another group was called in 5 min. later
>thought it was my group because music blocked my hearing but no it wasn't
>about another hour passes by
>fuck it, gonna go to sleep
>wake up 30 min. later
>still haven't been called
>all of a sudden after like 20 min. later hear "Thank you everyone for your patience but we unfortunately do not need this group of people for this year. As we call your name, come up, and pick your completion sheet that exempts you for jury duty for a year."
>get up to get certificate
>go home
#13 - verybigcupwithsoda (08/29/2014) [-]
whats this machinima from
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#15 - jellytamer (08/29/2014) [-]
warframe, its a game for PC or ps3/4
#19 - verybigcupwithsoda (08/29/2014) [-]
oh yea i meant to ask whats the machinima. p.s radial blind is the best
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#12 - greyhoundfd (08/28/2014) [-]
>Harming excal
What is this madness?
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#5 - fjsknight (08/28/2014) [-]
Every Stalker encounter for me until I got volt.
#1 - Plot twist, it's a guy.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on Annnnd...IT's OVER +1
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#2 - gayboard (08/05/2014) [-]
Double plot twist, the one in the middle isn't.