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#30356 - So. How does everyone here feel The Flash? I think it was a da…  [+] (4 replies) 05/27/2015 on Television - cartoon... +3
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#30358 - ScottP (05/27/2015) [-]
I really liked it. This first season was better than season 3 of Arrow
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#30361 - hirollin (05/27/2015) [-]
i think you are forgetting about how terrible the show was until like the last 6 episodes.
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#30363 - ScottP (05/27/2015) [-]
I liked the entire season, except for a few bland episodes here and there
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#30359 - RageRambo (05/27/2015) [-]
I like it because it's not trying to be edgy and shit. See DC? You can do lighthearted stuff and it'll be good!

Poor Eddie though.
#2 - Dragon's Dogma is also a good choice. You can change…  [+] (70 replies) 05/05/2015 on Pleb +254
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#512 - johnnyfiveisalive (05/21/2015) [-]
Just wanted to check in with you, brothers.
This game is like a hybrid of dark souls, with monsters.
I especially like the upgrading system where you actually have to find the ingredients.
I am having a blast on hard mode, because I like a challenge, and this game definitely tests you from the beginning.
Great suggestion, I do not regret buying it.
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#459 - revolvingocelot (05/05/2015) [-]
i loved the song in the title menu THE WIND IS PUSHING MEEEEE
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#364 - goodatlosing (05/05/2015) [-]
My favorite game mentioned? No. Couldn't be.
#298 - canihascheezburger (05/05/2015) [-]
Awww yiss motherfucking DD bitch! Need a lvl90+ pawn for free on xbox- darkvRECON
#282 - anon (05/05/2015) [-]
#248 - johnnyfiveisalive (05/05/2015) [-]
You guys just all made me buy this game... I seriously just ordered it on Amazon. Obviously the DLC + upgraded graphics version. Sounds like a really good game can't wait to get my hands on it
#381 - ReeferTrees (05/05/2015) [-]
You will not regret it
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#245 - ilovetocuddle (05/05/2015) [-]
My favorite game of all time personally
#244 - anon (05/05/2015) [-]
FUCK YEA LOVED THIS GAME! then my friend stole my ps3....
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#351 - greedtheavaricious (05/05/2015) [-]
A friend who's stealin' your shit ain't a friend
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#174 - joancod (05/05/2015) [-]
Quick guide on how to get the git gud experience in Dragons Dogma:

1-make a logic, heroic character that fits the world aestetic. Make it melee. Pick hard mode.
2-create a waifu of supporting class
3-keep them equipped with items that are logical and look good togheter(leather, iron)
4-hire pawns that don't look completely retarded or wear shiny purple green and red armors
5-prepare to fight and get rekt by extremely powerful monsters
6-with occasional euphoria of triumphing against a white hydra
7-spend almost all first playthrough thinking "shit plot"
8-get to the end
9-get to the REAL end
10-prepare for the ride of your life, swell with Nietzche and existentialism
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#154 - xXCorpitoXx (05/05/2015) [-]
Theyre making a Dragons Dogma MMO
#460 - anon (05/05/2015) [-]
Its not an MMO its just multiplayer? Instead of Pawns its 3 other peoples
#394 - anon (05/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, I find that very disappointing. I was hoping for a proper sequel, not an MMO that will be dead a year after release.
#126 - fuckyouthatswhy (05/05/2015) [-]
man, I loved that game, I would play it right now if I didn't have to sell my PS3
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#125 - warbob (05/05/2015) [-]
"Huh, this thing looks pretty neat, I wonder why I have never hea..."

PS3/XBOX 360 only

"Oh ... "

I can't even fathom why people make PS and Xbox exclusive games? Surely making the game run on windows OS can't be that hard and that IS where the largest amount of players is. It's like they're so far in promoting their chosen console that they disregard all the money they could get if they don't.
#242 - anon (05/05/2015) [-]
There's no point in making any platform exclusive games. Companies would make more if they expanded games to each platform- Pc, Xbox, and PS. It's just a bad business move, IMO.
#129 - anon (05/05/2015) [-]
It's a shame too, since the game runs pretty poorly. It could really do with a beefier system.
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#74 - waffies (05/05/2015) [-]
Two questions:
-Is it multiplayer in any way, shape, or form?
-Does it have solid replay value, or does it feel the same each time through?
#330 - waffies (05/05/2015) [-]
Alright, so its the next day, and I can soberly thank
sirgawain sircool hotschurl ragingdouchbag and paraigon

for all of your honest advice and reviews. This sounds like a game that somehow got no coverage but needed to be owned. Also explains why I never see copies at used game stores: Nobody ever wants to give it up!

Genuine thanks to all of you, consider me sold as I said before, and thanks for putting up with my silliness last night!
#510 - sirgawain (05/06/2015) [-]
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#509 - sirgawain (05/06/2015) [-]
First time anyone's mentioned my username on this site!
I highly recommend buying Dark Arisen, but if you have a friend who has the normal version, create a regular Dragon's Dogma save file and carry it over to Dark Arisen- you get free fast travel that way.
#504 - hotschurl (05/06/2015) [-]
#478 - paraigon (05/05/2015) [-]
I was mentioned!!! glad you'll give it a try, may it bring you tons of adventures.
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#320 - sirgawain (05/05/2015) [-]
Dragon's Dogma Online is basically the same, but it's co-op, and Capcom are being a bunch of bleached and salted assholes, not releasing it for us Western Pigs.
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#80 - sircool (05/05/2015) [-]
multiplayer on original game is sharing your custom made follower/waifu/reference dude. There is a sequel coming out for ps4 which is it, online.

iffy on replay value, some things change on replay. It's the boss fights that are the selling point of this game. Climb on creatures, chopping off limbs by attacking spots. being soaked with water effects attacks, and amount of stuff you carry effects your speed.
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#239 - emiyashirou (05/05/2015) [-]
It's for PS4, PS3 and PC. PC gaming mustard race (I'm too poor to afford a ps3 or ps4). Also, the MMO will be F2P (hopefully not P2W)
#141 - anon (05/05/2015) [-]
Did you not play the DLC?

That shit was like they mixed in Dark Souls with Dragons Dogma, all the monsters turned into bigger twisted disgusting versions of themselves with all kinds of nasty shit throughout the entire huge dungeon full of traps and literally DEATH ITSELF

....Like seriously... Death Floating around with a Lantern and Scythe... 1 hit kills.... your entire party...
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#82 - waffies (05/05/2015) [-]
The way you describled that brought Shadow of the Collosus to mind. Comparison? (if you have a frame of reference)
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#88 - sircool (05/05/2015) [-]
oh, and a bit of monster hunter. Gotta hunt down some creatures to upgrade your gear. Climb on them, hit them in spots and some things fall off them to collect.
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#86 - sircool (05/05/2015) [-]
not as huge scale, but picture a dab of that, dragon age's party style, near saint's row tier character customization, and two awesome ending boss fights. With a bit of dead soul's difficulty ramp. Not totally dead souls, but up there.

Talking doesn't do it justice, here's my fav boss type to fight in the game to tell you the scale. I think it might be the largest, only smaller than some dragons/drakes in it. Haven't played dark arisen yet to compare though. Dragon's Dogma Arch Hydra Fight with an Assassin
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#93 - waffies (05/05/2015) [-]
I can only assume you meant drk souls. Only ever got into one dragon age game and never got close to beating, so i've got a vague approximation of that. Customation is fun though!

What's dark arisen?

And speaking of "boss scale", thats smaller than both SotC and a few Dark Souls minibosses, but the sheer RPG-ness of it, instant health potion cast and seeing you and your teammmates jump onto its necks, makes that video pretty sweet. Again, I don't LOOK at it and think "oh this is a numbers game" or "this is a skill game", it looks somewhere imbetween.

Thanks for tips, i'll keep an eye out for it at gamestop or such, or maybe sequel when i've got an income of my own to burn on a ps4

Legit thanks. Sorry for any typos. Have an awesome night!
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#99 - hotschurl (05/05/2015) [-]
if you want another opinion, i think the game's fuckin awesome. Easily in the top 5 of best single player games I've ever played. The only real issue it has, there is a LOT of travelling - by foot. You basically have the big city in the middle of the world map which you can teleport to, but everything else you have to walk, and there is no fast travel or mounts. On the plus side though, there's a lot to discover in the world, like random encounters, miniquests or small secrets, so that makes it a lot more bearable.
Should you decide to get it, get Dark Arisen (it's a dlc/addon to the normal game), personally I haven't played it but I've heard a lot of good things about it, one of which being that it adds a second city and a few more teleport locations, which reduces the travelling you have to do.
But that's really the only big issue about the game, there ore some other mild inconveniences, but at least twice their number of things that i really loved about the game.
It's a PS3 / XB360 exclusive title though, which is unfortunate if you don't own any of those
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#103 - waffies (05/05/2015) [-]
I've said to a few others, but im totally sold. Thanks for the imput broseph. Do you think i should buy the game without DLC first, or do you think its fine altogether?
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#111 - hotschurl (05/05/2015) [-]
I say get it with the DLC, as I said I've only heard good things about it
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#112 - waffies (05/05/2015) [-]
THanks again. have a thumn, and have a nice night
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#127 - hotschurl (05/05/2015) [-]
Day, actually - I'm from Germany, it's 1 pm here. Thanks though, you too
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#95 - sircool (05/05/2015) [-]
dark arisen is the expansion/upgrade/dlc for it. It's also sold as new game in stores now, as it has updated graphics and everything. What used to look a little washed together (colors is something the game lacks in areas) is a little more detailed in it. and a new area.

I meant in the basic "Mage, rouge, warrior, and party of four" form. and it is between numbers and skill. The weight/inventory system in it is great too. More things one person holds, the more their weight total. More weight total, the slower they move and the more stamina used when holding onto things, but also less likely to be knocked off your feet by an attack.

Angry Joe, though wrong, does a perfect review in my taste for it.

and finally, strider is best class. Movement, attack, arrows, shit it got it all except magic, but get your custom follower to do that and you're set with two bonus pawns.
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#101 - hotschurl (05/05/2015) [-]
Personally i liked assassin over strider during my first playthrough.
I started it again as a warrior, which is fun against large groups of small enemies, but lacks against single, very strong opponents
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#96 - waffies (05/05/2015) [-]
Does dark arisien come with any versions of the game, or has to be bought on seperate disk / psn /xbox live?

Thats pretty sweet, I don't think encumberance ever had an effect on knockdown in the dark souls series (i see that it may be a different beast altogether, but its what comes to mind)

"though wrong" i've never heard of angry joe, what makes him "wrong"?

And i'll have to take your word for it until I try it. I've eyeballed it a few times, but you and paraigon have sold me I think ^^ thank you! I'll give Strider a go eventually
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#100 - sircool (05/05/2015) [-]
in fact, from what i've heard, the ONLY complaint i'd have to make about dark arisen vs original Dragon's Dogma, is that they took out this song for intro/main menu music.

Dragon's Dogma - Theme Song - Into Free (LEGENDADO PT,BR)
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#102 - waffies (05/05/2015) [-]
Has anyone ever given you shit for being too awesome? Because you are right now, so you know. Im favoriting everything to check in the morning. Thanks much! It's been way too long since i've had a game recommendation! I'm trying not to spend all of ym time gaming lately, but the solid recommend is appreciated!
#105 - sircool (05/05/2015) [-]
it's honestly no problem bro. This is one of the few games that are truly fucking awesome in near to all aspects, yet gets no hype. I can't help but feel sad to think how much more successful it could've been with a pc release, knowing the mechanics already in the game imagine the things the modding community could've added.
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#108 - waffies (05/05/2015) [-]
Eh, only games i've ever modded is Fallout 3 and NV, and as fun as those were, they didnt feel "necessary". The onl y game i wish i could have modded was Skyrim, because i never had it for PC and am too lazzy to watch for steam stales ^^

Like i said, you've made a solid sales pitch, i'll give it a go. You and the others here int he comments have replied with such enthusiasm that I can hardly say "nah" at this point ^^ hhuzzah for birthday money!
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#98 - sircool (05/05/2015) [-]
dark arisien, as sold in stores, is just the base game+ dlc/expansion included with it, with updated graphics to boot.

angry joe is known for sucking sony's dick, but dude hits nail on the head with his review on it. I'll post his review here for you.

Dragon's Dogma Angry Review
#295 - anon (05/05/2015) [-]
A'lot of people say that except they say he's known to suck Microsofts dick. He only recently Enjoyed playing on Playstation when the whole DRM scandal with Xbox One started. Angry Joe is a gamer like us sometimes he can be a bit casual, but he knows how to review a game.
#76 - paraigon (05/05/2015) [-]
Its multiplayer comprises of companions which are called pawns, you have your personal pawn and you can summon 2 other pawns from random players or npcs with a total of 4, The gameplay is good and has soooooo much potential. The world is open but you can find yourself going though difficulty shocks at times, you can fully customize your self and pawn however you like. The combat is nice and there are many classes aka vocations to choose from between you and your pawn, there are 3 that are only usable by the player. I found myself beating the game and then attempted another go but i got bored 3/4 of the way through. 8/10 game. I hope this helped.
#78 - waffies (05/05/2015) [-]
I realized i'm too drunk to read all of this and remember it. I bookmarked your comment to recall, but the simple fact that you replied with such detail is appreciated, and i'll likely reply tomorrow!

So honestly and heartfelt: Thank you! the gist of what you said mixed with blizeh's gif in the replies to this comment kinda seem to be selling me on this
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#87 - ragingdouchbag (05/05/2015) [-]
i would paly it for the combat alone

Has the best feel of any combat game i have played.

Each class has moves that just feel GOOD to use like the strider that does a dagger dash through a taget about 7 times for each press of the button if you hit it. Ir a sorcerer that summons a massive tornado or causes meteors to rain onto your enemies
#94 - waffies (05/05/2015) [-]
Sorry i actually have to ask, but did you mean "play" in the first sentence? Because I thought that I[big][big] was the drunk one, not you!

Sounds cool, i liked the combat through all the Souls series so far, so a game feeling that good is certainly worth a buy from gamestop or such at the very least.

Also, i was looking for a reaction pictuer for this, and then found this and realized I was being so stereotypical that I laughed like an idiot. Thanks for the tips broheim. Have an awesome night
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#246 - synthane (05/05/2015) [-]
You are possibly the most polite drunk I have ever seen.
#324 - waffies (05/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, when I'm drunk, the world gets funnier, but i'm constantly aware that the state of me may annoy others.

And here I am 8 hours after my seven shots of whiskey and two beers with no hangover. Last night was supposed to be a "testing my limits" night, but the booze refuses to comply and give me negative side effects....
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#97 - ragingdouchbag (05/05/2015) [-]
you too man

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#372 - goodatlosing (05/05/2015) [-]
Wait fuck, what? Is that actually in the game?
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#385 - ReeferTrees (05/05/2015) [-]
Also Casca's Set
#383 - ReeferTrees (05/05/2015) [-]
Yes, in the Mining cave a merchant there will sell you the full Set of Guts or Griffiths Gear, Giant sword and Saber included

They are fantastic for your first playthrough, reliable and good upgrades

Dragons Dogma was inspired by Berserk much like Dark Souls
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#415 - goodatlosing (05/05/2015) [-]
Fucking awesome! Looks like i'm going spelunking.
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#50 - blackmore (05/05/2015) [-]
Im upset at that game, I bought the "normal" version(knew about the other version, Thought it was just a DLC pack, Game of the year edition) Found out that I have the shit version, and I just don't play it.
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#85 - ragingdouchbag (05/05/2015) [-]
you should seriously play it

best 3rd person combat system for feel and scaling that i have played
#49 - anon (05/05/2015) [-]
Hahahhaha I remember Dragon's Dogma.

A few of my friends are the type of people who like making characters that look like ourselves. Sometimes my friends ask me to create their characters in their likeness for them (I'm an artist).

I offered to do this for them, just to watch their horrified faces as they watched themselves be eviscerated in the first cutscene on my hugeass TV.
#12 - darkjustifier (05/05/2015) [-]
I just got it for xbox, how large is the player base still?
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#215 - derivat (05/05/2015) [-]
Add me, you can lend my lvl 120-something pawn Mage specialised for healing for free. Derivat949
#5 - snakiter (05/05/2015) [-]
When I saw the first trailers and details about the game I was like "OH MY GOD ! This is going to be an EPIC MULTIPLAYER RPG !!!"

But then...
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#45 - citruslord (05/05/2015) [-]
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#399 - snakiter (05/05/2015) [-]
This is the online version, announced for Japan only...
No idea why I got red thumbed while the original game WAS, IS and WILL REMAIN single player...
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#205 - derivat (05/05/2015) [-]
Probably only in Japan tho
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#236 - emiyashirou (05/05/2015) [-]
It'll be accessible worldwide (even if not, just proxy it), but yeah, it's only releasing in Japanese until further notice. Being able to read/write/speak Japanese gaming masterrace
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#4 - rockmanfan (05/05/2015) [-]
if only they released it on steam....
#220 - He was really good in the movie. Sadly Shazam doesn't appear i…  [+] (3 replies) 04/30/2015 on Batman V Ironman : Dawn of... 0
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#222 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
yeah. I like shazam because he is just as strong as supes , but is still a kid. He is the definition of a God trying to be human. His sense of morality is con-strewed sometimes. I also think hios relationship with superman is just as good as Batman and dick graysons.
#224 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
Shazam is a very interesting character and I wish they would do more with him.

Him and Fifty Sue.
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#225 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
she seems fun
#216 - That movie, Justice League War, was pretty much the first few …  [+] (5 replies) 04/30/2015 on Batman V Ironman : Dawn of... 0
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#217 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
I like the movie version. Shazamm is one of my favorite characters.
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#220 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
He was really good in the movie. Sadly Shazam doesn't appear in New 52 that much unless you're reading Future's End. Which is very good IMO.

Love how both he and Flash took out the other eye with a crowbar and some lightning.
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#222 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
yeah. I like shazam because he is just as strong as supes , but is still a kid. He is the definition of a God trying to be human. His sense of morality is con-strewed sometimes. I also think hios relationship with superman is just as good as Batman and dick graysons.
#224 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
Shazam is a very interesting character and I wish they would do more with him.

Him and Fifty Sue.
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#225 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
she seems fun
#176 - True. But it's fiction and I try not to take it seriously and …  [+] (2 replies) 04/30/2015 on Batman V Ironman : Dawn of... 0
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#178 - guitarassassin (04/30/2015) [-]
Oh yeah. It should be impossible, but that doesn't mean it's not fun to watch.
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#180 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
You ever read Larfleeze's stuff?

Jesus, it's as funny as an insane, delusional, psychotic extremely powerful being going around and pissing off conceptual beings can be.

With a Coluan Butler.
#175 - Flash is OP as ****. But also I love reading his stuff because…  [+] (1 reply) 04/30/2015 on Batman V Ironman : Dawn of... 0
#182 - noonelikesdan (04/30/2015) [-]
I thought in the Injustice series Aquaman was as strong and indestructible as Superman? And it was roughly the same time they made WW weaker? (Injustice was the last comic to do with DC I read, The new 52 just didn't appeal to me).
If anything I feel sorry for Manhunter, dies from one of the most common substances (is fire a substance?) on the planet he chooses to protect.
And well sure Larfleeze can summon his own army isn't he paranoid most of the time? and on top of that isn't the Green lantern corps the only corps not to be influenced by an Emotion? Thus making them superior as long as they will it.