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#103 - >Thor >Sentry >Hyperion >Gladiator …  [+] (53 new replies) 04/30/2015 on Batman V Ironman : Dawn of... +3
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#142 - ljxjlos (04/30/2015) [-]
I´m with you with Thor, Hyperion, Gladiator, Odin and Scarlet Witch.

But Sentry is balanced as fuck due to his insanity. Same goes for Hulk. And compared to DC, Marvel still has lower-strenght heroes...they even say it themselves in a crossover event. I think it was Superman or something saying "their heroes are so much weaker then we are and still they fight foes just as dangerous" or something - not too sure, tho, about the exact words.
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#144 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
As of his latest story, Sentry is no longer insane as the Void is dead.

I'll give you that for Hulk.

Ehh. Yeah. But recently, Marvel is killing their Multiverse to reboot it. And there was a universe. 4 million something, that basically had the Justice League I'll see if I can find the issue.

Analogues for Dr. Fate and Batman. And then a few others. Bascially the Justice league analogue was annihilating the Avengers until Dr. Strange stepped in and pretty much soloed them all.
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#147 - ljxjlos (04/30/2015) [-]
Really? When did this happen?

I know, I know. I´m actually digging it, to be honest. Some things have been incredible.

Ah, right, I think I remember...it was during one of the incursions...New Avengers something around 30 something, I think?

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#151 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
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#154 - ljxjlos (04/30/2015) [-]
Oh, okay. 9 Volumes off.D
#123 - noonelikesdan (04/30/2015) [-]
The Hulk, you forgot the Hulk
#125 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
True. Hulk smashed an Asteroid twice he size of the Earth.

Though Sentry still has him beat.

Also, Flash is best Leaguer.
#130 - noonelikesdan (04/30/2015) [-]
Also The Flash is stupidly op -.-
#129 - noonelikesdan (04/30/2015) [-]
Oh it was an asteroid not a planet.
He also punched his way out of a black hole and tore in a star in half.

But didn't Sentry and The Hulk technically draw in WWHulk? As Robert Passed out but Bruce had calmed down? I can't remember all the details, It's been a while since I read it.
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#140 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
The Beyonder stated that there was no limit to Hulk strength.

Sentry was letting Hulk hurt him. Because as the Sentry, he had never really felt pain before. That and because of his fragile mind, was weakened.
#143 - noonelikesdan (04/30/2015) [-]
Apparently Sentry emitted some sort of radiation waves that could calm the Hulk too
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#145 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
Puppy cuteness waves?

The Hulk loves puppies.
#146 - noonelikesdan (04/30/2015) [-]
Quite possibly :')

Also if Skaar the son of Hulk is canon enough to be brought into the debate, Then I think that Superman would be screwed seeming as Skaar cracked The juggernauts armor and sent him into the outer atmosphere with a single punch.
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#152 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
People complain that DC has OP people run around, and then Marvel does the same damn thing and no one bats an eye.
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#157 - guitarassassin (04/30/2015) [-]
It might be because Marvel at least TRIES to keep things grounded. They do fail from time to time with quite a few of their characters. Mostly the cosmic ones. Hell, I remember one Ghost Rider story had him take on the Hulk. Doctor Strange even says he's one of the few who could rival him due his "godlike" abilities. Though the catch is that the host keeps the spirit's power level in check. Especially if the Host is in control instead of the spirit. The fight ends with Johnny Blaze losing control, and the spirit takes the wheel. The spirit just leaves because the Ghost Rider avenges the innocent. The Hulk hadn't hurt anyone that was innocent.
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#165 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
I've always gone with their different approaches.

Marvel has humans trying to be gods.

DC has gods trying to be human.

I say both of them are pulling it off decently. Iron Man fuckin' Vaporized a Shi'ar fleet, of which Gladiator was on and possibly killed by.

And Superman Found a new power that completely drains his powers in a powerful explosion and leaves him human for awhile. Then he got drunk.
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#166 - guitarassassin (04/30/2015) [-]
Well, wouldn't you? I mean his metabolism had to be unreal before. Best chance if any to get drunk.
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#168 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
Eh. Maybe. He got drunk after like 1 beer.

Though when he woke up the next day, he had a hangover and a stomach ache from all the food he went through.
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#169 - guitarassassin (04/30/2015) [-]
Wait. One beer? Didn't even know that was possible. Has the writer not drank before?
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#171 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
I don't know how many he drank. viewcomic.com/superman-v3-40-2015/

I assume just the one. But it could be that Superman's human metabolism is so damn weak because it's never had to fight off infections and bacteria without the solar power before.
#173 - guitarassassin (04/30/2015) [-]
That would make sense. Then again, writers do tend to forget to mention things like this. Hell, Wolverine has gotten drunk a few times, but it doesn't make sense because his healing factor should prevent that. At least, to a degree anyway.
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#176 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
True. But it's fiction and I try not to take it seriously and just have fun with it.

Even if it should be impossible for Wolverine to get drunk.
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#178 - guitarassassin (04/30/2015) [-]
Oh yeah. It should be impossible, but that doesn't mean it's not fun to watch.
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#180 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
You ever read Larfleeze's stuff?

Jesus, it's as funny as an insane, delusional, psychotic extremely powerful being going around and pissing off conceptual beings can be.

With a Coluan Butler.
#155 - noonelikesdan (04/30/2015) [-]
Yeah but most of the ridiculously op people in marvel are gods or close enough to being gods, DC has just so many, it feels like there's only a few which aren't
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#158 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
I've been reading a ton of DC stuff lately. That doesn't seem to be the case lately. Firestorm is pretty balanced. Batman just has plot armor, Cyborg is pretty balanced.
#170 - noonelikesdan (04/30/2015) [-]
I suppose it also depends on what series you're reading. I agree firestorm and cyborg are pretty balanced, but they have had their op moments. Then you also have the Flash, easily the most OP in the justice league, he can run faster than superman flies, pretty sure he can move at an atomic level of speed or some shit. Then there's Aquaman ( I know these are all justice league but they're just examples) he's basically superman, who can't fly and commands everything in the sea. Wonderwoman, essentially a female superman. Green Arrow, well, he's just badass, I'd love to see a fight between him and Hawkeye. Then there's the green lantern and Martian Manhunter Sure Manhunter has a fatal weakness to fire but he is still incredibly strong and then you have a guy who can do whatever he wants as long as he has a strong resolve. That's just the justice league.
#175 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
Flash is OP as shit. But also I love reading his stuff because out of the most recent stuff, his is a bit more light hearted.

Aquaman and WW at least in the New 52 version are weaker than Supes. WW got her shit pushed in by Doomsday in like no time. Aquaman is weaker than her.

Green Arrow vs Hawkeye? Would pay good damn money to see that.

Manhunter is pretty balanced. Fire isn't exactly uncommon.

Green Lanterns aren't that OP. You wanna talk OP, go read Larfleeze. But at least he has the benefit of being the funniest goddamn thing in existence.
#182 - noonelikesdan (04/30/2015) [-]
I thought in the Injustice series Aquaman was as strong and indestructible as Superman? And it was roughly the same time they made WW weaker? (Injustice was the last comic to do with DC I read, The new 52 just didn't appeal to me).
If anything I feel sorry for Manhunter, dies from one of the most common substances (is fire a substance?) on the planet he chooses to protect.
And well sure Larfleeze can summon his own army isn't he paranoid most of the time? and on top of that isn't the Green lantern corps the only corps not to be influenced by an Emotion? Thus making them superior as long as they will it.
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#174 - guitarassassin (04/30/2015) [-]
>fight between Green Arrow and Hawkeye

Fine. Divide by zero. See if I care.
#188 - noonelikesdan (04/30/2015) [-]
Don't worry we'll have Deadpool and Deathstroke interrupt every now and then, we'll also have Spectre and The Living Tribunal fighting to decide the fate of Hawkeye and The Green Arrow.
#189 - guitarassassin (04/30/2015) [-]
You're just wanting the universe to implode, aren't you?
#191 - noonelikesdan (04/30/2015) [-]
How else would you defeat the one who created it?
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#104 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
could 6 v 1 superman and lose.
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#107 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]

Molecule Man

Any decent Herald of Galactus

The Beyonder

Marvel is OP as shit too. Nigga read the damn comics.
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#106 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
Superman barely beat Thor.

Sentry was killed fucking TWICE in one comic and just brought himself back to life. Not to mention he was thrashing THor and the rest of the Avengers when they were on Magic steroids.

Hyperion and Gladiator are pretty much Superman clones.

Odin fucking nukes Galaxies on a whim

Scarlet Witch as assfucked all of reality several times.
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#110 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
Superman can lift something like 1 million qintillion tons. And punched time itself. scarlet witch has done those things yes, but still gets absolutely rekt by thanos.

Superman also has this bringing himself back to life trick. Thor also 1 v1d sentry and killed him.

yes but are A. a mere fraction of supermans overall strength. B. not nearly relevant enough to matter.

Odin isn't that strong, if he was the 9 realms would never be in disorder.
#126 - noonelikesdan (04/30/2015) [-]
See comment #122. Other things to note about the Hulk.
He can't die.
He gets stronger in every aspect the angrier he gets
That is all you need to know.
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#202 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
Stop making the hulk seem invincible he gets his ass beat fucking consistently. By people no where nearing superman's level of power.
#204 - noonelikesdan (04/30/2015) [-]
No he doesn't get beat, he gets calmed down, superman is a weak piece of shit, face it.
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#207 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
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#112 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
Also, the 100 quintillion tons thing was when he was lethally supercharged by Luthor and was dying, but had his powers boosted to crazy levels. All Star Superman.
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#111 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
Superman Prime is indeed OP as shit. I'm talking about the newest version, who is the canon version.

You haven't read New 52. Superman's max strength is him benching the planet.

Thor only won that fight because Sentry WANTED to die. Sentry was kicking his ass BADLY.

Lol no. They are just as strong, if not stronger than current Superman.

Odin was so powerful that in his fight with Seth which was waged on several planes of existence simultaneously, the energy released from their battle was so powerful it shattered entire galaxies, and reignited dying suns.[43]

↑ Journey into Mystery #513

Odin is crazy powerful.
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#115 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
If were referencing to solely new 52 superman, then I cannot say much. I don't know a lot about him just heard he is a lot weaker. However just because one iteration is balanced doesnt not change what came before. Having strong characters is fine. Having them be the focus of a comic or a key player in many of them isnt. It's like whats the point if you know there is no stopping the guy who is always there? Ive seen Darkseid someone supposedly op as flying hell get beat in a 1 v1 vs superman.
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#116 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
He isn't OP as shit anymore and regularly gets his ass kicked. He even has a new power in which he vents all of his stored solar energy in an explosion, but it leaves him as weak as a human for about a day. He even accidentally got drunk.

Shitty writing. New 52 Darkseid was kicking the League's ass and they only won by throwing him back to Apokolips with literally not a scratch on him. Hell, he's about to go to war with the Anti-Monitor. If it makes you feel any better, New 52 DS one shot Superman with only one Omega beam. The other was going after Flash, but he was able to escape it by making it hit a bunch of parademons which he phased through.

They did stab him in the eyes with Aquaman's trident, and WW's sword, but that lasted a very short time as they had no other way to hurt him.
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#203 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
Yeah I saw that movie. That was the best representation of Dc heroes I have ever seen. if only the son of bat man series were that good.
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#216 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
That movie, Justice League War, was pretty much the first few issues of the New 52 Justice League.

Shazam wasn't there, Aquaman was, and when they stabbed Darkseid's eyes in the comics, very little was actually done as he could still see unlike in the movie.
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#217 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
I like the movie version. Shazamm is one of my favorite characters.
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#220 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
He was really good in the movie. Sadly Shazam doesn't appear in New 52 that much unless you're reading Future's End. Which is very good IMO.

Love how both he and Flash took out the other eye with a crowbar and some lightning.
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#222 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
yeah. I like shazam because he is just as strong as supes , but is still a kid. He is the definition of a God trying to be human. His sense of morality is con-strewed sometimes. I also think hios relationship with superman is just as good as Batman and dick graysons.
#224 - RageRambo (04/30/2015) [-]
Shazam is a very interesting character and I wish they would do more with him.

Him and Fifty Sue.
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#225 - mcstorms (04/30/2015) [-]
she seems fun
#225 - Story time. I had an abusive mother. At least from when I was … 04/20/2015 on I don't know what to do. 0
#26 - Flash: Rebirth.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on he always got a way 0
#32 - bonesss (04/20/2015) [-]
thank you!
#8 - Not true. All of their races were close because Flash LET them…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/20/2015 on he always got a way +12
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#24 - dravoski (04/20/2015) [-]
I dunno I still see that conversation going more along the lines of
#15 - bonesss (04/20/2015) [-]
hey i was wondering if you had the sauce on this comic pleas
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#26 - RageRambo (04/20/2015) [-]
Flash: Rebirth.
#32 - bonesss (04/20/2015) [-]
thank you!
#12 - angelious (04/20/2015) [-]
thats actually character shilling. the flash in this picture is called barry. he isnt even the fastest flash but since he had been dead for 20 years most writers were just trying to show out "how amazingly cool barry is and how he is better than wally(who had been flash for the past 20 years now)

superman has a dozen of feats where he has tagged flash in combat, and when flash has not wanted to be touched. its true is he faster than supes. but not fast enough that he has the luxury of just "deciding wether or not superman can touch him"
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#1198390 - Okay so Vicar Amelia Bedelia is kicking my ass up and down the…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1198407 - ehzio (03/30/2015) [-]
Yeah I killed her at lvl 33. Don't sorry I couldn't find anyone nor join anyone for the sake of my life. I haven't seen another hunter in long time and I'm 67 now.

Anyway Vicars is actually very easy, did it on my first try. What ever you do stay near her leg and hack away. She'll eventually collapse and then you can move onto the head. Be warned of her gay ass swiper no swiper attack for those will knock you back.
#29 - Not quite. This is Flash Rebirth. Barry was Killed a… 03/30/2015 on The Life and Times of Barry... +4
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#83 - horrusia (03/29/2015) [-]
Hahaha.. you guys wouldn't even know where to send the nukes..
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#89 - themaaster (03/29/2015) [-]
North of Germany.
#90 - horrusia (03/29/2015) [-]
I think you mean north of Denmark.
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#91 - themaaster (03/29/2015) [-]
#54 - They did on the PS3. 03/29/2015 on Insomniac doing the thing. +1
#1177054 - So... Dragon Ball Xenoverse. Has anyone managed to ge… 02/28/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1