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#5 - He was born and raised in L.A  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2016 on Reaper's Guns +18
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#11 - commontroll (08/27/2016) [-]
LA may as well be Mexico today, assuming Trump doesn't win, Reaper will not be American by the time he's born.
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#6 - elementfall (08/26/2016) [-]
Crap,i need a remix of the prince of bel air for reaper now
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#9 - keybladewarrior (08/27/2016) [-]
Now This is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside-down
Now I'll like a minute, move the clock by a notch
I'll tell how I became betrayed by Overwatch

In West Los Angles, born and raised
Being a super soldier is how I spent the most of my days
Chilling out with my best buddy Jack all cool
Then we enlisted in Overwatch like some fools
When a couple of Omnics, yeah they wanna revolt
Well we blew them all up into nuts and bolts
After we won, they did me unfair
Made Jack a Strike Commander and left me in a corner somewhere

Look at him, getting all praise
I should be the one causing all the craze
Is this the guy that the people love right?
Hmm, I guess I'll kill him in a fight

I went to Swiss Headquarters while he was there
Got a big brawl, explosions everywhere
That was a long time ago, look how time flys
But now it's time for you to DIE DIE DIE
#39 - Thanos is 6'7 according to the wiki. 07/07/2016 on Comic Comp #25 Excelsior 0
#7 - You're welcome 06/21/2016 on Imitations +9
#6 - Comment deleted 06/21/2016 on Imitations 0
#4 - Picture 06/17/2016 on justice-league 51 0
#5 - Because every single character on the blue team in this pic ha… 06/13/2016 on Hooking wrong targets 0
#32 - What song is that?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2016 on Top player on the server +1
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#37 - plataeiou (06/10/2016) [-]
Running in the 90's
#25 - Batman/Superman: Apokolips. 05/28/2016 on Apocalypse harvests them... 0
#77 - I'm safe. 05/19/2016 on Not going to end well... 0
#5 - She wanna be Rolf so bad.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2016 on When you go all out for a... +80
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#71 - upunkpunk (05/04/2016) [-]
"She wanna"

you're taking this black tweets thing too far lol