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#44 - drewbridge (11/25/2012) [-]
If I could have 2 bagels, it'd be pretty cool like....bagelbagel.
#45 to #44 - bagelbagel (11/25/2012) [-]
I agree, that would be cool
#46 to #45 - drewbridge (11/25/2012) [-]
You see, mr bagel, I've brought you here for a reason.

The reason I haven't disclosed is not specified, but it will all make sense in the long run, bagel. Do you understand? Good. Everyone has their time and their place. This is yours, bagel. Right now. Here with me. And ragerambo. We're both here. Together. No, we're not going to rape you or anything. Not interrogate or injure you. All I, or should I say we, want is for you to understand this as clearly as possible. bagels are a fine invention and synonymous with the jew. I like bagels and jews, so you're in luck. I hope you appreciate that. Had it been any different I may have not been as pleasant with you. You were selected at random on a high thumb comment thread for the specific purpose of being here. I lured you in with your name and a fake sentence made from nonsense, which worked perfectly. I hope you see your error, and will learn from it. Do bagels get lonely? Well, with two like you I'd assume no. Your enjoyment and happiness is vital to our procedure, I hope you know. Your time is valuable and being accounted for. You may understand or not understand what I'm trying to get across, but can you understand why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
#47 to #46 - bagelbagel (11/25/2012) [-]
You just made my life, thank you so much