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RageGuyyourmom

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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
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#5 - Can anyone sauce them? yes I need them all  [+] (15 new replies) 08/22/2015 on The Reversal +6
#21 - nonanonnon (08/22/2015) [-]
disneychannel.disney.com/

Make sure to ask your parent's permission before going online.
#13 - gentledragon (08/22/2015) [-]
Disney channel
User avatar #16 - alarubra (08/22/2015) [-]
Are you joking or stupid, I can't tell?
#74 - thedudeistheman (08/23/2015) [-]
#31 - pleasantp (08/22/2015) [-]
Ah jeez buddy I have bad news for you...
User avatar #34 - alarubra (08/22/2015) [-]
>>#20
#30 - anon (08/22/2015) [-]
Damn son the only one who looks stupid here is you.
#17 - gentledragon (08/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #18 - alarubra (08/22/2015) [-]
I'm not salty, I literally couldn't tell if you had missed the joke of the content, or if you were joking on it. I don't know you, and there are some stupid fucking people out there.
#19 - gentledragon (08/22/2015) [-]
Well now you know you're one of them.
User avatar #20 - alarubra (08/22/2015) [-]
I'm calling Poe's law, with the extremism being "extreme idiocy."

"Without the voice inflection and body language of personal communication these are easily misinterpreted. A sideways smile, , has become widely accepted on the net as an indication that "I'm only kidding". If you submit a satiric item without this symbol, no matter how obvious the satire is to you, do not be surprised if people take it seriously."
#28 - ohemgeezus (08/22/2015) [-]
Also some of these pornstars are pretty recognizable
User avatar #29 - alarubra (08/22/2015) [-]
I recognize 1 of them, and I don't remember her name.
#27 - ohemgeezus (08/22/2015) [-]
Except it was pretty obvious gentledragon was joking. Putting it in a spoiler so someone would think he's being serious, open the spoiler and then get dooped.
User avatar #10 - mesohoiny (08/22/2015) [-]
Im going to need it too, especially that first one
#29 - The guy recording was acting shady as hell, sitting in your ca… 08/12/2015 on Did this cop over react? +3
#52 - *Captain unable to type apparently. 08/09/2015 on DC vs. Marvel 0
#50 - If you're only referring to the cinematic universes and more t…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/09/2015 on DC vs. Marvel 0
User avatar #56 - thechosentroll (08/09/2015) [-]
Fair point, though the captain has superhuman speed, strength, regeneration and endurance. None of those are strong enough to be considered full-fledged super powers, but he's definitely a league above Batman physically and actually stands a chance when going up against the enemy.
#60 - anon (08/09/2015) [-]
Ehhhhh on cap's powers there, he's got them, just to such a low degree does it really matter? And Bruce lifts a ridiculous amount of weight the last calculations I saw on it, he's definitely stronger than the average bodybuilder. Back on cap, whose enemies? The avengers enemies he shouldn't stand a chance against, but neither does batman against the justice leagues enemies, the Avengers and the JL have such powerhouses that they really cant have enemies small enough for the hardly superpowered likes of Batman and Captain to face without it seeming pointless as they have iron man, occasionally hulk (if we're talking comics), ant-man, ms. marvel, and each of those could take out captains regular enemies all at once, and on the DC side theres Superman, you could name more but Superman really covers it, theres not a single foe batman has that superman couldn't put in the ground immediately if he wanted.
#52 - RageGuyyourmom (08/09/2015) [-]
*Captain unable to type apparently.
#20 - Iron Man isn't marvel's batman, if anything Captain America is…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/08/2015 on DC vs. Marvel -2
#88 - xexion (08/09/2015) [-]
Moon Knight is the best comparison.
>Rich
>Works at night
>Puts his symbol on everything including throwing weapons
>Master of martial arts
>Ballin ass mofo
>Uses gadgets to fight crime
>Has themed vehicles
>Has a butler-esque character
What separates Moon Knight is:
>Fucking crazy
>Seriously, he's got some sort of multiple personality disorder
>Powers may or may not come from Khonshu, a moon based deity, or he just might be that much more crazy
>More violent, and does stuff like carve moons in bad peoples faces.
>Did I mention he was crazy? He ripped a dude's face off one time
>...and wore it later on (GF walked in and was disturbed)
>Oh he also threw a badguy off a roof presumably to his death. In the middle of a parade.
>ain't afraid of nuthin
User avatar #34 - thechosentroll (08/09/2015) [-]
A brilliant child and heir to a multi-billion dollar corporation grows up without any parents, instead raised by his loving and loyal butler. He uses the money inherited from his parents to construct a special suit, equipment and vehicles that compensate for his lack of super powers and help him fight crime. Due to all his issues, he has a hard time with normal human interaction and most people consider him strange. Only his friends know what he's really like on the inside, because he tends to distance himself from everyone. Even his sidekicks. He's part of a group of superheroes and despite everyone in the group being equal, he's considered one of the two unofficial leaders, often disagreeing and arguing with the other leader, who cares too much about righteousness to think straight most of the time.

Am I describing Batman or Iron Man?
#50 - RageGuyyourmom (08/09/2015) [-]
If you're only referring to the cinematic universes and more than likely the arkham games (I havent gotten around to playing them) then you're right, but in the comics batman doesn't do the head to head fighting generally, not really a genius either, talented yes, but Tony's intelligence is on a whole other level. No people thing Bruce Wayne is strange, infact hes often referred to gothams favorite son as he's rather well liked and popular batman on the other hand is standoffish. Batman only distances himself from his sidekicks when he's afraid he might lose them after the jason todd comic, otherwise he treated most of them like his own child.


Now comparing Bats to Capetian America is like this.


Will put himself in a suicidal situation to defend what and who he believes in. No actual powers, but cutting edge technology for the time to subdue the enemy. One of the official heads of their organizations who often disagree with the others because they think their way is best and are incredibly stubborn about it. Has an arch nemesis that would be better for the world if they were dead but cant/wont kill them and even to the point where they will have meaningful conversations with them not just breaking in and cracking skulls. Feeling inadequate because of something in their life so they spend their life making up for their weakness by excessive and or dangerous methods.

From a meta standpoint they have two of the most recognizable symbols from each of their companies and while movie's Cap is a bright character in his comics he may be much darker ends justify the means kind of thing which batman believes quite well.
User avatar #56 - thechosentroll (08/09/2015) [-]
Fair point, though the captain has superhuman speed, strength, regeneration and endurance. None of those are strong enough to be considered full-fledged super powers, but he's definitely a league above Batman physically and actually stands a chance when going up against the enemy.
#60 - anon (08/09/2015) [-]
Ehhhhh on cap's powers there, he's got them, just to such a low degree does it really matter? And Bruce lifts a ridiculous amount of weight the last calculations I saw on it, he's definitely stronger than the average bodybuilder. Back on cap, whose enemies? The avengers enemies he shouldn't stand a chance against, but neither does batman against the justice leagues enemies, the Avengers and the JL have such powerhouses that they really cant have enemies small enough for the hardly superpowered likes of Batman and Captain to face without it seeming pointless as they have iron man, occasionally hulk (if we're talking comics), ant-man, ms. marvel, and each of those could take out captains regular enemies all at once, and on the DC side theres Superman, you could name more but Superman really covers it, theres not a single foe batman has that superman couldn't put in the ground immediately if he wanted.
#52 - RageGuyyourmom (08/09/2015) [-]
*Captain unable to type apparently.
User avatar #31 - letting (08/09/2015) [-]
Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark are both incredibly wealthy and have very high I.Q.'s, and also use technology to assist them in fighting.
#14 - "have a human check computers work" I call *… 08/04/2015 on Factors -1
#6 - Its some odd combination of Limsons, I know theres an accent s… 07/24/2015 on Holy satisfying 0
#3 - I don't whats worse, 11 people were shot going to see "Tr… 07/24/2015 on abc faux news +1
#2 - I think this says more about conformity than it says about cha… 07/02/2015 on Imperialists 0
#6 - This is a special kind of stupid, if you know you cant get pas… 07/02/2015 on Kinda felt bad for laughing -5

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User avatar #22 - ryanfitzy (02/07/2013) [-]
don't be a ******* lil' bitch and delete your comments when you **** up, be a man, or get the **** outta here and join 9gag. also, screen shot, so now you just look like a bitch :). Welcome to FJ.
#20 - anon (06/04/2011) [-]
im banned from from PM so that is the best one you just need to learn the rules.
#21 to #21 - RageGuyyourmom (06/04/2011) [-]
ok thanks man
User avatar #19 - INTERVENTIONMASTER (05/06/2011) [-]
So i herd u live in alabama
User avatar #17 - AngelaRen (12/31/2010) [-]
1. That picture wasn't of me
2. Neither of us have any idea who you just requested porn in **** from
3. I really hope it's a fat, hairy, man.
#1 - emocupcake (11/23/2010) [-]
Hi
*hugs*
#2 to #1 - RageGuyyourmom (11/23/2010) [-]
Hello lol
User avatar #3 to #2 - emocupcake (11/23/2010) [-]
whats up???
#4 to #3 - RageGuyyourmom (11/23/2010) [-]
uhh nothing you?
User avatar #5 to #4 - emocupcake (11/23/2010) [-]
eatting a mini icecream from DQ
#6 to #5 - RageGuyyourmom (11/23/2010) [-]
cool what flavor?
User avatar #7 to #6 - emocupcake (11/23/2010) [-]
mint chip
#8 to #7 - RageGuyyourmom (11/23/2010) [-]
meh ok flavor
User avatar #9 to #8 - emocupcake (11/23/2010) [-]
the sad part is.... i just ate it all :'(
why is it sooo yummy???
#10 to #9 - RageGuyyourmom (11/23/2010) [-]
idk because its icecream
#11 to #10 - emocupcake (11/23/2010) [-]
i miss my icecream.... and my cupcake...
#12 to #11 - RageGuyyourmom (11/23/2010) [-]
im sorry its ok
User avatar #13 to #12 - emocupcake (11/23/2010) [-]
lol im epic.... xD
#15 to #14 - emocupcake (11/23/2010) [-]
now im on a cow.... moo....
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