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QuakinDuck

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:4/05/2010
Last Login:4/09/2016
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Content Thumbs: 1518 total,  2077 ,  559
Comment Thumbs: 6891 total,  8668 ,  1777
Content Level Progress: 87% (87/100)
Level 112 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 17% (17/100)
Level 263 Comments: Pure Win → Level 264 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:1
Content Views:114724
Times Content Favorited:94 times
Total Comments Made:2246
FJ Points:7745
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#149 - buscemieveryday (03/21/2015) [-]
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#150 to #149 - QuakinDuck (03/21/2015) [-]
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#151 to #150 - buscemieveryday (03/21/2015) [-]
You liked the content that said I would be posting this, so
#152 to #151 - QuakinDuck (03/21/2015) [-]
Did I? I don't even realize what im thumbing usually my mother  anymore.
Did I? I don't even realize what im thumbing usually my mother anymore.
#154 to #153 - QuakinDuck (03/21/2015) [-]
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#109 - hahahaheidi (09/23/2014) [-]
dude its been awhile
#110 to #109 - QuakinDuck (09/23/2014) [-]
Its been more than a while, It's been two whiles
#131 to #110 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
(im just gonna start back up here)
i deactivated because facebook is dumb and i was on it all day everyday.
also i just tried log in in and its telling me my email isnt connected to any account??
#132 to #131 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
Awh thats poo m8 missin' yo' pretty face tbh ( I cannot remember what you look like byt das a fine pussy)
#133 to #132 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
my account is still up like you can see my pictures and stuff just not statues. you can literally google heidi naro and the first link is my fb
#134 to #133 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
Oh yeah you iz well fit m8
#135 to #134 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
i dont understand this eurolingo but im gonna take it as a compliment thank u
#136 to #135 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
Yeah its a compliment hahah how you keeping anyway whats t like in 'murica?
#137 to #136 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
well as of late its super ******, corrupt cops our president being a bro but not doing his job and racism/sexism is alive and well etc. but besides that its cool like my moms insurance is good because were poor so i guess thats alright if i almost die or something. what about ireland? my favorite youtube animator just moved from there
#138 to #137 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
Awh sounds like you're having a blast oml are you talking about ONEY???? Irelands boring and it always will be cant wait till i move to england
#139 to #138 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
YES! i love the group he always hangs out with in general! whenever i go to college i wanna go in england mainly because i dont want to be in debt forever and i could be the token american accent friend
#140 to #139 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
Yeah thats what i plan on doing haha i wanna do law in canterbury
Oney is a sexual mother ******
#141 to #140 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
sweet dude, i have no clue what im gonna do. im still in a bit of a "i refuse to let go of my dreams to get a real job" thing. yeah, i wish he would talk more in the sleepycabin podcasts. hes super funny just quiet as ****
#142 to #141 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
Awhhh i aint seen any of them but yeah i get what you mean about the whoole dream job thing haha what is your dream?
#143 to #142 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
They're pretty good m8. ever since i was like 3 ive wanted to be a musician of some sort but hey who didnt but ive also been super into lets players on youtube and i always though that would be cool if you could get enough money from that alone. basically just something in entertainment of some sort. what about yours?
#144 to #143 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
Ahaha they're pretty cool I either want to be a comedian or a physics teacher (Weird mix I know) but i didnt do hysics so ima do law
#145 to #144 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
Good luck man! why wouldnt you do physics crazy
#146 to #145 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
wasnt a choice in my school :/
#147 to #146 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
ahaha that seems a little backwards :o oh wel you can be the sickest ass lawyer in hs just ****** serve everyone
#148 to #147 - QuakinDuck (09/25/2014) [-]
Awhhh yeah that the plan my niqqa ) hahah
#111 to #110 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
yeah so whats up, hows it going?
#112 to #111 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
Awh its okay I guess I aint been up to much really just trying to keep my head down in school but it aint really woking out hahah you ?
#113 to #112 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
Oh man once your out of high school you literally forget everything about it. You also realize how immature literally everything and everyone was it's hilarious. I'm just trying to focus on not failing any classes this year, especially since I'm already graduating late. Maybe finally start looking for a job. Normal almost-adult things.
#114 to #113 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
I was ment to be getting a job but then something happened with the company and I dunno whats hapening anymore haha school is fun once you have the right teachers i guess haha where you from ?
#115 to #114 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
what kind of job was it? but yeah i liked school i just dont like not wearing lounge-y clothes for so long. its much harder to learn and ya know not cheat with online classes. I'm from Loriain, Ohio, in america. And if i remember correctly you live in the uk?
#116 to #115 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
It was like a retail shop Nope I was born there but I live in IReland the past 13-14 years hehe
#117 to #116 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
oh dear god be thankful then lmao. i havent heard one good think about working retail. right right i knew it was one or the other. also, just out of curiosity, i remember you were a little younger than me. are you still 16 or have you turned 17 yet?
#118 to #117 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
It wouldve been nice to get my own money though, I'm tired of selling my body onn the streets :/ I'm stil 16 unfortunately hahah
#119 to #118 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
hahaha i can see how that'd be tiring lmao. man i turned 17 july 10th and lemme tell ya 17 is magical, like your not a kid kid but your also not an adult adult. on top of all this other stuff i still dont even know how to drive so its a little spooky.
#120 to #119 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
Awh i cant wait till i start driving ima pick up so many bitches respectable women
#121 to #120 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
yeah yeah its all fun until you hit/ get hit by someone. all the bitches in the world couldnt save you.
#122 to #121 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
Unless all the bitches in the world were doctors???
#123 to #122 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
dude that kind of thinking is what gets you a ******* license! maybe i need to be a doctor i dont wanna be left out of this
#124 to #123 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
What can I say Im just a smart guy, but you have to only wear one of those slutty doctors outfits k
#125 to #124 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
Yeah! And ya know what? I'm sure some place sells those with college degrees? it could all be so easy, like whats better than slutty passenger seat doctor bitches? nothing is its rhetorical everyone wins
#126 to #125 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
Awh yeah that'd deffinitely work out well for you we should travel the world together
#127 to #126 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
: )))))) hell yeah dude it could be like 2014 car crash bonnie and clyde. well cause millions in damage, live in the fast lane!
#130 to #127 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
Why'd you deactivate???
#128 to #127 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
I dont even know what you look like fam did we meet on the tinychat?
#129 to #128 - hahahaheidi
(09/24/2014) [-]
what no idk how we met but we were facebook friends (before i deactivated my account)
#104 - hahahaheidi (11/05/2013) [-]
i just mildly stalked you and i thought that you should know D:   
   
i'm sorry >.<
i just mildly stalked you and i thought that you should know D:

i'm sorry >.<
#105 to #104 - QuakinDuck (11/05/2013) [-]
How did you stalk me?
#106 to #105 - hahahaheidi (11/05/2013) [-]
idek but i was here and i feel like a criminal now
#107 to #106 - QuakinDuck (11/05/2013) [-]
It's okay Heidi I can forgive you    
 How did you stalk me through funnyjunk?
It's okay Heidi I can forgive you
How did you stalk me through funnyjunk?
#108 to #107 - hahahaheidi (11/05/2013) [-]
well i should've said i stalked your profile, but **** same thing XD
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#80 to #79 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
Do what?
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#82 to #81 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
Link me to the content and ill thumb you up
#83 to #82 - godsleftleg
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#84 to #83 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
No seriously link me to it
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#86 to #85 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
It is done
It is done
#71 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]
What you have something against history?
Aww yeah im like utilising this thumb thing
#72 to #71 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
HOLY **** I IMAGINED YOU COMMENTING ON MY PROFILE AS SOON AS I THUMBED THAT DOWN I AM ******** MYSELF
#73 to #72 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]
ikr it is like admin wanted to cause **** storms with that, but seriously, couldnt you have waited till it had more than 1 thumb?
i mean i left a comment for people to throw red thumbs at and everything, some people actually enjoy history.
better than most of the **** on fj lately and it is not a video with many views.
#74 to #73 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
Hey, sorry but I just thumb down most videos unless they're actually funny...

FUNNYjunk
#75 to #74 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]
Since when are feminism posts or anything on funnyjunk actually funny?
name the last time you actually laughed on this website...
it has become a mini reddit of late (even if it is an older version of it)
#76 to #75 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
I can't remember the last time I laughed at it I guess, the websites gone to absolute **** lately... I think I missed something important but my laptop broke for a few months so I guess I missed out on a lot wen I came back
#77 to #76 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]
yeah it is not funnyjunk anymore it is just junk from the internet.
#78 to #77 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
Yeah... It's absolute dicks on tits bad
#68 - jingleforth (07/02/2013) [-]
hey honey honey
#69 to #68 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
Are you lonely?
#70 to #69 - jingleforth (07/05/2013) [-]
yes
#62 - jingleforth (09/25/2012) [-]
hi
#63 to #62 - QuakinDuck (09/25/2012) [-]
Hey
#58 - jingleforth (08/29/2012) [-]
#59 to #58 - QuakinDuck (08/29/2012) [-]
...I'm Catholic
#60 to #59 - jingleforth (08/29/2012) [-]
Oh really?
#61 to #60 - QuakinDuck (08/29/2012) [-]
Yeah
#64 to #61 - jingleforth (06/01/2013) [-]
That's what you think
#65 to #64 - QuakinDuck (06/01/2013) [-]
....WHY REPLY TO THIS ARE YOU LONELY?
#66 to #65 - jingleforth (06/01/2013) [-]
Yep
#67 to #66 - QuakinDuck (06/01/2013) [-]
N'aaawwwhhh poor Jingleforth
#56 - jingleforth (08/22/2012) [-]
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#57 to #56 - QuakinDuck (08/25/2012) [-]
What?
#50 - jingleforth (08/21/2012) [-]
What items do you want?
#51 to #50 - QuakinDuck (08/21/2012) [-]
Ever hear of the ultra rare "**** off, you smelly cunt. Thanks."
I want it
#52 to #51 - jingleforth (08/21/2012) [-]
Don't got that, what else you want?
#53 to #52 - QuakinDuck (08/21/2012) [-]
Porn?
#54 to #53 - jingleforth (08/21/2012) [-]
What kind?
#55 to #54 - QuakinDuck (08/21/2012) [-]
Lesbian
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