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#5 - Oh, you're that guy  [+] (17 new replies) 07/06/2013 on Not real -18
#7 - digitalmasterx (07/06/2013) [-]
Man i have not been in 1 single relationship and im halfway on my 21th year.

i feel like naruto, sasuke bitching about losing his parents while naruto never had something actually removed from his life, like that is any better.

Oh well.
User avatar #50 - arkytior (07/07/2013) [-]
You just haven't met the right one yet
#21 - Enternal (07/07/2013) [-]
Naruto reference that is logical, I approve
User avatar #8 - QuakinDuck (07/06/2013) [-]
21th.

20 motherfucking 1th?

u r one crazy nig m8
#9 - digitalmasterx (07/06/2013) [-]
cut me some slack man, my mistakes prove i'm human. I too have feelings.
User avatar #10 - QuakinDuck (07/06/2013) [-]
Okay, well, do have you at least had a crush on someone? I don't mean looked at some ho' and thought "mmm baby G gimme dat ass" have you spoken to a girl and liked her personality and was her friend as well?
#11 - digitalmasterx (07/06/2013) [-]
i've had my moments, but never an actual crush...

btw im the guy that absolutely disgusts men looking at booty and making comments like they alpha, or whistling at women passing by. no sir, i dont view women as objects.
User avatar #219 - lapsushominum (07/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I kind of like to laugh along at the alpha/beta things as though they are jokes, because I'd like to think people are smart enough that they can separate human male interactions into two categories based on confidence.

Just kidding. It makes me sad how many people actually believe that shit.
#134 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
i view women as objects but i dont do the things you described.. :/

i convinced myself i shouldnt have a relationship because i am not fit for such a thing. Unlike other people, i would probably get annoyed easy by having an emotional companion in your face while your trying to internet. Also how would i support her, if i can barely get by supporting myself. Im a lazy cunt who has a room that looks like a tornado went through. Plus i dont ever get outside my house, so thats definitely a no.
User avatar #12 - QuakinDuck (07/06/2013) [-]
So you're a nice guy.
This might sound vicious but do you make an effort with your appearance? Like, do you shower regularly? Dress well? Brush your teeth and shit? Ar you over-weight?
User avatar #99 - imofcnotharveydent (07/07/2013) [-]
There exist no nice guys.
#13 - digitalmasterx (07/06/2013) [-]
All of the above.

i'm smiling right now.

thanks for noticing me.

i dont actually talk to women in general, or even be able to observe them.

not at school not at work, nowhere.
User avatar #14 - QuakinDuck (07/06/2013) [-]
It's all cool :B
Do you like, go outside regularly? Any regular gangs or groups of people you hang out with?
#15 - digitalmasterx (07/06/2013) [-]
I'm not really a total shutout anti-social, infact i can smoothly talk to guys at any time. But then the topic of girlfriends comes up, and nobody really has any experience.

nobody acts as a wingman, nobody connects eachother, set eachother up on blind dates, hand out numbers. basically it's a jungle, either that or i have terrible connections.

i'm really not the type of guy to date with now that i think about it, but you cant expect everyone to be the perfect date nomsayin?

i think i have a nice guy complex, but that doesnt even matter since i dont come in contact with any females whatsoever.
User avatar #16 - QuakinDuck (07/06/2013) [-]
Well I am absolutely terrible with girls, i knew a girl for two years whom I really like, I finally asked her out 3 months ago, you dont need a number or to go on a date or anything, literally, you just need to kinda.. Get girls in your gang/group. Dont go adding random girls and chatting them up but like... I dono is there any girl lyou know and talk to (Not related to you preferably)
#17 - digitalmasterx (07/06/2013) [-]
I know what you mean, just get on their radar thats enough. i know this very well but i simply dont know any girl to give me 'acces'
User avatar #18 - QuakinDuck (07/06/2013) [-]
Try and go into town regularly with them ad I dono how you'd feel about this but if there is a skatepark near where you live maybe pick up skating or BMXing it'll only take a coulpe of months to become reasonably good and begin to look smooth
#3 - I mean as in "You are my life i'm deeply in love with you…  [+] (19 new replies) 07/06/2013 on Not real -8
#4 - digitalmasterx (07/06/2013) [-]
well, love is a chemical reaction in the brain, we can assume some physical stimulation is involved, but merely the thought of that person you are interested in could potentially be the stimuli, so why would this be outruled?
User avatar #5 - QuakinDuck (07/06/2013) [-]
Oh, you're that guy
#7 - digitalmasterx (07/06/2013) [-]
Man i have not been in 1 single relationship and im halfway on my 21th year.

i feel like naruto, sasuke bitching about losing his parents while naruto never had something actually removed from his life, like that is any better.

Oh well.
User avatar #50 - arkytior (07/07/2013) [-]
You just haven't met the right one yet
#21 - Enternal (07/07/2013) [-]
Naruto reference that is logical, I approve
User avatar #8 - QuakinDuck (07/06/2013) [-]
21th.

20 motherfucking 1th?

u r one crazy nig m8
#9 - digitalmasterx (07/06/2013) [-]
cut me some slack man, my mistakes prove i'm human. I too have feelings.
User avatar #10 - QuakinDuck (07/06/2013) [-]
Okay, well, do have you at least had a crush on someone? I don't mean looked at some ho' and thought "mmm baby G gimme dat ass" have you spoken to a girl and liked her personality and was her friend as well?
#11 - digitalmasterx (07/06/2013) [-]
i've had my moments, but never an actual crush...

btw im the guy that absolutely disgusts men looking at booty and making comments like they alpha, or whistling at women passing by. no sir, i dont view women as objects.
User avatar #219 - lapsushominum (07/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I kind of like to laugh along at the alpha/beta things as though they are jokes, because I'd like to think people are smart enough that they can separate human male interactions into two categories based on confidence.

Just kidding. It makes me sad how many people actually believe that shit.
#134 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
i view women as objects but i dont do the things you described.. :/

i convinced myself i shouldnt have a relationship because i am not fit for such a thing. Unlike other people, i would probably get annoyed easy by having an emotional companion in your face while your trying to internet. Also how would i support her, if i can barely get by supporting myself. Im a lazy cunt who has a room that looks like a tornado went through. Plus i dont ever get outside my house, so thats definitely a no.
User avatar #12 - QuakinDuck (07/06/2013) [-]
So you're a nice guy.
This might sound vicious but do you make an effort with your appearance? Like, do you shower regularly? Dress well? Brush your teeth and shit? Ar you over-weight?
User avatar #99 - imofcnotharveydent (07/07/2013) [-]
There exist no nice guys.
#13 - digitalmasterx (07/06/2013) [-]
All of the above.

i'm smiling right now.

thanks for noticing me.

i dont actually talk to women in general, or even be able to observe them.

not at school not at work, nowhere.
User avatar #14 - QuakinDuck (07/06/2013) [-]
It's all cool :B
Do you like, go outside regularly? Any regular gangs or groups of people you hang out with?
#15 - digitalmasterx (07/06/2013) [-]
I'm not really a total shutout anti-social, infact i can smoothly talk to guys at any time. But then the topic of girlfriends comes up, and nobody really has any experience.

nobody acts as a wingman, nobody connects eachother, set eachother up on blind dates, hand out numbers. basically it's a jungle, either that or i have terrible connections.

i'm really not the type of guy to date with now that i think about it, but you cant expect everyone to be the perfect date nomsayin?

i think i have a nice guy complex, but that doesnt even matter since i dont come in contact with any females whatsoever.
User avatar #16 - QuakinDuck (07/06/2013) [-]
Well I am absolutely terrible with girls, i knew a girl for two years whom I really like, I finally asked her out 3 months ago, you dont need a number or to go on a date or anything, literally, you just need to kinda.. Get girls in your gang/group. Dont go adding random girls and chatting them up but like... I dono is there any girl lyou know and talk to (Not related to you preferably)
#17 - digitalmasterx (07/06/2013) [-]
I know what you mean, just get on their radar thats enough. i know this very well but i simply dont know any girl to give me 'acces'
User avatar #18 - QuakinDuck (07/06/2013) [-]
Try and go into town regularly with them ad I dono how you'd feel about this but if there is a skatepark near where you live maybe pick up skating or BMXing it'll only take a coulpe of months to become reasonably good and begin to look smooth
#2 - What the actual fuck 07/06/2013 on Have you seen this shit yet? -3
#1 - I don't believe in actually loving/being in love with someone …  [+] (41 new replies) 07/06/2013 on Not real +184
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#220 - QuakinDuck (07/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, if you meet them and the distance isnt major then sure, but for people whom have been in multiple "Relationships" online and has met none of these face to face (Not including Skype) then I don't think the "love" is real.
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User avatar #165 - Kairyuka (07/07/2013) [-]
Others do though.
User avatar #146 - mutzaki (07/07/2013) [-]
That's a good choice of .gif.
#136 - gayboard (07/07/2013) [-]
I...!

...Disagree!
#109 - wardylocks (07/07/2013) [-]
>met my boyfriend through a mutua friend online
>fell in love and shit
>he came down to visit 2 months later
>lost our v cards to eachother
>visit eachother every 2 months
>still together 3 years+ later
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User avatar #288 - wardylocks (07/07/2013) [-]
it literally happened so fast man, out of the blue and all of it!

it'll happen, it'll be really hard and stuff but IT WILL HAPPEN!
#92 - penguinthegreat (07/07/2013) [-]
you forgot to write mfw
#70 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
I'm married to the woman I met online, on a MMO (Mabinogi) almost five years ago. Moved in with her two years ago. Yeah, I'd say it's pretty real.
User avatar #66 - nustix (07/07/2013) [-]
I actually have a friend who met a girl online and know they visit each other once in a while she's moving over in a couple of weeks because she lives in Sweden and hee lives in the netherlands.
User avatar #61 - thebombshell (07/07/2013) [-]
mostly agree, I had a relationship I was quite happy with for a time with someone I met over the internet (I refused to call it such until we had met, and after that point I visited regularly)
its hard to draw the line though, because before hand we did like each other without having met, but it just made sense not to call it love.
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User avatar #49 - arkytior (07/07/2013) [-]
I interpret your comment as my opinion on online relationships:
If I didn't meet that guy in person yet, then nothing more than friend talk is going on. I don't believe you love me if you've never seen me and talked to me in real. I won't be starting anything with someone I haven't talked to face to face.

Personal experience.
#43 - vColtmanfraco (07/07/2013) [-]
As a guy who has been in an online relationship for over two years now (We have met as of last summer). I can assure you the love we share is as strong as it was the first day.

"wow what a fag get a real girlfriend"
User avatar #191 - fuzzypickles (07/07/2013) [-]
wow what a fag get a real girlfriend

jk
have you ever met her?
#196 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
"we have met as of last summer"



ill let that sink in
User avatar #186 - comentator (07/07/2013) [-]
My story is literally same.
User avatar #55 - lavitts (07/07/2013) [-]
Whoever tries to put a seat on that bike is gonna have a really bad day.
#2 - digitalmasterx (07/06/2013) [-]
like, loving your other half or like loving a friend? because you can damn sure love the people you share a common site with, like funnyjunk for example
User avatar #3 - QuakinDuck (07/06/2013) [-]
I mean as in "You are my life i'm deeply in love with you" bullshit
#4 - digitalmasterx (07/06/2013) [-]
well, love is a chemical reaction in the brain, we can assume some physical stimulation is involved, but merely the thought of that person you are interested in could potentially be the stimuli, so why would this be outruled?
User avatar #5 - QuakinDuck (07/06/2013) [-]
Oh, you're that guy
#7 - digitalmasterx (07/06/2013) [-]
Man i have not been in 1 single relationship and im halfway on my 21th year.

i feel like naruto, sasuke bitching about losing his parents while naruto never had something actually removed from his life, like that is any better.

Oh well.
User avatar #50 - arkytior (07/07/2013) [-]
You just haven't met the right one yet
#21 - Enternal (07/07/2013) [-]
Naruto reference that is logical, I approve
User avatar #8 - QuakinDuck (07/06/2013) [-]
21th.

20 motherfucking 1th?

u r one crazy nig m8
#9 - digitalmasterx (07/06/2013) [-]
cut me some slack man, my mistakes prove i'm human. I too have feelings.
User avatar #10 - QuakinDuck (07/06/2013) [-]
Okay, well, do have you at least had a crush on someone? I don't mean looked at some ho' and thought "mmm baby G gimme dat ass" have you spoken to a girl and liked her personality and was her friend as well?
#11 - digitalmasterx (07/06/2013) [-]
i've had my moments, but never an actual crush...

btw im the guy that absolutely disgusts men looking at booty and making comments like they alpha, or whistling at women passing by. no sir, i dont view women as objects.
User avatar #219 - lapsushominum (07/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I kind of like to laugh along at the alpha/beta things as though they are jokes, because I'd like to think people are smart enough that they can separate human male interactions into two categories based on confidence.

Just kidding. It makes me sad how many people actually believe that shit.
#134 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
i view women as objects but i dont do the things you described.. :/

i convinced myself i shouldnt have a relationship because i am not fit for such a thing. Unlike other people, i would probably get annoyed easy by having an emotional companion in your face while your trying to internet. Also how would i support her, if i can barely get by supporting myself. Im a lazy cunt who has a room that looks like a tornado went through. Plus i dont ever get outside my house, so thats definitely a no.
User avatar #12 - QuakinDuck (07/06/2013) [-]
So you're a nice guy.
This might sound vicious but do you make an effort with your appearance? Like, do you shower regularly? Dress well? Brush your teeth and shit? Ar you over-weight?
User avatar #99 - imofcnotharveydent (07/07/2013) [-]
There exist no nice guys.
#13 - digitalmasterx (07/06/2013) [-]
All of the above.

i'm smiling right now.

thanks for noticing me.

i dont actually talk to women in general, or even be able to observe them.

not at school not at work, nowhere.
User avatar #14 - QuakinDuck (07/06/2013) [-]
It's all cool :B
Do you like, go outside regularly? Any regular gangs or groups of people you hang out with?
#15 - digitalmasterx (07/06/2013) [-]
I'm not really a total shutout anti-social, infact i can smoothly talk to guys at any time. But then the topic of girlfriends comes up, and nobody really has any experience.

nobody acts as a wingman, nobody connects eachother, set eachother up on blind dates, hand out numbers. basically it's a jungle, either that or i have terrible connections.

i'm really not the type of guy to date with now that i think about it, but you cant expect everyone to be the perfect date nomsayin?

i think i have a nice guy complex, but that doesnt even matter since i dont come in contact with any females whatsoever.
User avatar #16 - QuakinDuck (07/06/2013) [-]
Well I am absolutely terrible with girls, i knew a girl for two years whom I really like, I finally asked her out 3 months ago, you dont need a number or to go on a date or anything, literally, you just need to kinda.. Get girls in your gang/group. Dont go adding random girls and chatting them up but like... I dono is there any girl lyou know and talk to (Not related to you preferably)
#17 - digitalmasterx (07/06/2013) [-]
I know what you mean, just get on their radar thats enough. i know this very well but i simply dont know any girl to give me 'acces'
User avatar #18 - QuakinDuck (07/06/2013) [-]
Try and go into town regularly with them ad I dono how you'd feel about this but if there is a skatepark near where you live maybe pick up skating or BMXing it'll only take a coulpe of months to become reasonably good and begin to look smooth
#678 - Thank you for helping me understand myself :') 07/05/2013 on metal 0
#675 - I used to be big into Karnivool and Nirvana but now lately I l…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2013 on metal 0
User avatar #677 - youraverageteenage (07/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, you're getting out of metal. you probs weren't that big into metal to begin with, sorry to say. I mean, Cannibal Corpse, I can understand that you don't like them, but Cannibal Corpse just show metal, it looks really fucking metal and brutal and shit. Thats why I posted it
User avatar #678 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
Thank you for helping me understand myself :')
#672 - You explain a lot  [+] (4 new replies) 07/05/2013 on metal 0
#673 - youraverageteenage (07/05/2013) [-]
Either you just started listening to metal or you won't listen to it anymore in a while
User avatar #675 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
I used to be big into Karnivool and Nirvana but now lately I listen to proffesor Green and just jack etc...
User avatar #677 - youraverageteenage (07/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, you're getting out of metal. you probs weren't that big into metal to begin with, sorry to say. I mean, Cannibal Corpse, I can understand that you don't like them, but Cannibal Corpse just show metal, it looks really fucking metal and brutal and shit. Thats why I posted it
User avatar #678 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
Thank you for helping me understand myself :')
#670 - I listen from 5- Finger DeathPunch, System, Disturbed, Weezer,…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/05/2013 on metal 0
User avatar #671 - youraverageteenage (07/05/2013) [-]
That explains alot
User avatar #672 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
You explain a lot
#673 - youraverageteenage (07/05/2013) [-]
Either you just started listening to metal or you won't listen to it anymore in a while
User avatar #675 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
I used to be big into Karnivool and Nirvana but now lately I listen to proffesor Green and just jack etc...
User avatar #677 - youraverageteenage (07/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, you're getting out of metal. you probs weren't that big into metal to begin with, sorry to say. I mean, Cannibal Corpse, I can understand that you don't like them, but Cannibal Corpse just show metal, it looks really fucking metal and brutal and shit. Thats why I posted it
User avatar #678 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
Thank you for helping me understand myself :')
#668 - Not particularly.. Although lately my music taste has been all…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/05/2013 on metal 0
User avatar #669 - youraverageteenage (07/05/2013) [-]
I'm guessing you're more into thrash?
User avatar #670 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
I listen from 5- Finger DeathPunch, System, Disturbed, Weezer, The Cat Empire, 21 Pilots, Rammnstein etc...
User avatar #671 - youraverageteenage (07/05/2013) [-]
That explains alot
User avatar #672 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
You explain a lot
#673 - youraverageteenage (07/05/2013) [-]
Either you just started listening to metal or you won't listen to it anymore in a while
User avatar #675 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
I used to be big into Karnivool and Nirvana but now lately I listen to proffesor Green and just jack etc...
User avatar #677 - youraverageteenage (07/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, you're getting out of metal. you probs weren't that big into metal to begin with, sorry to say. I mean, Cannibal Corpse, I can understand that you don't like them, but Cannibal Corpse just show metal, it looks really fucking metal and brutal and shit. Thats why I posted it
User avatar #678 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
Thank you for helping me understand myself :')
#666 - They suck hairy choad  [+] (10 new replies) 07/05/2013 on metal 0
User avatar #667 - youraverageteenage (07/05/2013) [-]
Ok then, your opinion. I'm guessing you're not into death metal?
#668 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
Not particularly.. Although lately my music taste has been all over the gaff
( I downloaded a Kanye West album )
User avatar #669 - youraverageteenage (07/05/2013) [-]
I'm guessing you're more into thrash?
User avatar #670 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
I listen from 5- Finger DeathPunch, System, Disturbed, Weezer, The Cat Empire, 21 Pilots, Rammnstein etc...
User avatar #671 - youraverageteenage (07/05/2013) [-]
That explains alot
User avatar #672 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
You explain a lot
#673 - youraverageteenage (07/05/2013) [-]
Either you just started listening to metal or you won't listen to it anymore in a while
User avatar #675 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
I used to be big into Karnivool and Nirvana but now lately I listen to proffesor Green and just jack etc...
User avatar #677 - youraverageteenage (07/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, you're getting out of metal. you probs weren't that big into metal to begin with, sorry to say. I mean, Cannibal Corpse, I can understand that you don't like them, but Cannibal Corpse just show metal, it looks really fucking metal and brutal and shit. Thats why I posted it
User avatar #678 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
Thank you for helping me understand myself :')
#569 - I like metal but.. Cannibal Corpse.... Really? (Prepared f…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/05/2013 on metal -1
User avatar #571 - youraverageteenage (07/05/2013) [-]
Whats the matter with it then?
User avatar #666 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
They suck hairy choad
User avatar #667 - youraverageteenage (07/05/2013) [-]
Ok then, your opinion. I'm guessing you're not into death metal?
#668 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
Not particularly.. Although lately my music taste has been all over the gaff
( I downloaded a Kanye West album )
User avatar #669 - youraverageteenage (07/05/2013) [-]
I'm guessing you're more into thrash?
User avatar #670 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
I listen from 5- Finger DeathPunch, System, Disturbed, Weezer, The Cat Empire, 21 Pilots, Rammnstein etc...
User avatar #671 - youraverageteenage (07/05/2013) [-]
That explains alot
User avatar #672 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
You explain a lot
#673 - youraverageteenage (07/05/2013) [-]
Either you just started listening to metal or you won't listen to it anymore in a while
User avatar #675 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
I used to be big into Karnivool and Nirvana but now lately I listen to proffesor Green and just jack etc...
User avatar #677 - youraverageteenage (07/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, you're getting out of metal. you probs weren't that big into metal to begin with, sorry to say. I mean, Cannibal Corpse, I can understand that you don't like them, but Cannibal Corpse just show metal, it looks really fucking metal and brutal and shit. Thats why I posted it
User avatar #678 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
Thank you for helping me understand myself :')
#69 - Are you lonely?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2013 on QuakinDuck's profile 0
User avatar #70 - jingleforth (07/05/2013) [-]
yes
#95 - Picture 07/01/2013 on Hmm makes some sense +1
#54 - Allergic to the colour red or?...... 06/27/2013 on Beta moments #1 +5
#67 - N'aaawwwhhh poor Jingleforth 06/01/2013 on QuakinDuck's profile 0
#65 - ....WHY REPLY TO THIS ARE YOU LONELY?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2013 on QuakinDuck's profile 0
User avatar #66 - jingleforth (06/01/2013) [-]
Yep
User avatar #67 - QuakinDuck (06/01/2013) [-]
N'aaawwwhhh poor Jingleforth
#201 - Any links to Battle of the Gods in English? 06/01/2013 on Best Argument Ever 0
#116 - Normal moves cannot be super effective 06/01/2013 on Hyper beam 0
#9 - Post them.... Post them all...  [+] (7 new replies) 05/19/2013 on title 0
#17 - sheriffhd (05/20/2013) [-]
Fine. These are my personal favorites.
#18 - sheriffhd (05/20/2013) [-]
#19 - sheriffhd (05/20/2013) [-]
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#21 - sheriffhd (05/20/2013) [-]
#10 - sheriffhd (05/19/2013) [-]
**sheriffhd rolls 95** dubs and I'll post entire folder.
User avatar #16 - tastycrisps (05/20/2013) [-]
fine just do the best ones
#178 - The Dark Siren 05/18/2013 on Mine is The Faceless... 0
#3 - How does any trainer know which one they pick?... I mean... Th… 04/20/2013 on How Does He See Which One... +1
#44 - Same with Finding Dory 04/04/2013 on Childhood +7
#6 - I read this as "Deer shaving commercials" 04/03/2013 on Shaving +2
#60 - The big bad wolf!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2013 on Normal Saturday Night +1
User avatar #61 - ZeGerman (03/24/2013) [-]
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WO-WO-WOHOOOOOOOOOO!
WO-WO-WOHOOOOOOOOOO!
#136 - I SAW THAT VIDEO 03/24/2013 on STEVE IS A PIMP I TELL YOU... 0
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#104 - hahahaheidi (11/05/2013) [-]
i just mildly stalked you and i thought that you should know D:   
   
i'm sorry >.<
i just mildly stalked you and i thought that you should know D:

i'm sorry >.<
#105 to #104 - QuakinDuck (11/05/2013) [-]
How did you stalk me?
#106 to #105 - hahahaheidi (11/05/2013) [-]
idek but i was here and i feel like a criminal now
#107 to #106 - QuakinDuck (11/05/2013) [-]
It's okay Heidi I can forgive you    
 How did you stalk me through funnyjunk?
It's okay Heidi I can forgive you
How did you stalk me through funnyjunk?
#108 to #107 - hahahaheidi (11/05/2013) [-]
well i should've said i stalked your profile, but shit same thing XD
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User avatar #80 to #79 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
Do what?
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User avatar #82 to #81 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
Link me to the content and ill thumb you up
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User avatar #84 to #83 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
No seriously link me to it
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#86 to #85 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
It is done
It is done
User avatar #71 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]
What you have something against history?
Aww yeah im like utilising this thumb thing
User avatar #72 to #71 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
HOLY FUCK I IMAGINED YOU COMMENTING ON MY PROFILE AS SOON AS I THUMBED THAT DOWN I AM SHITTING MYSELF
User avatar #73 to #72 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]
ikr it is like admin wanted to cause shit storms with that, but seriously, couldnt you have waited till it had more than 1 thumb?
i mean i left a comment for people to throw red thumbs at and everything, some people actually enjoy history.
better than most of the shit on fj lately and it is not a video with many views.
User avatar #74 to #73 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
Hey, sorry but I just thumb down most videos unless they're actually funny...

FUNNYjunk
User avatar #75 to #74 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]
Since when are feminism posts or anything on funnyjunk actually funny?
name the last time you actually laughed on this website...
it has become a mini reddit of late (even if it is an older version of it)
#76 to #75 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
I can't remember the last time I laughed at it I guess, the websites gone to absolute shit lately... I think I missed something important but my laptop broke for a few months so I guess I missed out on a lot wen I came back
User avatar #77 to #76 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]
yeah it is not funnyjunk anymore it is just junk from the internet.
User avatar #78 to #77 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
Yeah... It's absolute dicks on tits bad
User avatar #68 - jingleforth (07/02/2013) [-]
hey honey honey
User avatar #69 to #68 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
Are you lonely?
User avatar #62 - jingleforth (09/25/2012) [-]
hi
User avatar #63 to #62 - QuakinDuck (09/25/2012) [-]
Hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - QuakinDuck (08/29/2012) [-]
...I'm Catholic
User avatar #60 to #59 - jingleforth (08/29/2012) [-]
Oh really?
User avatar #61 to #60 - QuakinDuck (08/29/2012) [-]
Yeah
User avatar #64 to #61 - jingleforth (06/01/2013) [-]
That's what you think
User avatar #65 to #64 - QuakinDuck (06/01/2013) [-]
....WHY REPLY TO THIS ARE YOU LONELY?
User avatar #67 to #66 - QuakinDuck (06/01/2013) [-]
N'aaawwwhhh poor Jingleforth
#56 - jingleforth (08/22/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #57 to #56 - QuakinDuck (08/25/2012) [-]
What?
User avatar #50 - jingleforth (08/21/2012) [-]
What items do you want?
User avatar #51 to #50 - QuakinDuck (08/21/2012) [-]
Ever hear of the ultra rare "Fuck off, you smelly cunt. Thanks."
I want it
User avatar #52 to #51 - jingleforth (08/21/2012) [-]
Don't got that, what else you want?
User avatar #53 to #52 - QuakinDuck (08/21/2012) [-]
Porn?
User avatar #54 to #53 - jingleforth (08/21/2012) [-]
What kind?
User avatar #55 to #54 - QuakinDuck (08/21/2012) [-]
Lesbian
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (08/21/2012) [-]
what items chu want boi?
User avatar #49 to #48 - QuakinDuck (08/21/2012) [-]
You're Irish?
#43 - jingleforth (08/20/2012) [-]
wat item did YEW want?
User avatar #44 to #43 - QuakinDuck (08/20/2012) [-]
Coins.
User avatar #45 to #44 - jingleforth (08/20/2012) [-]
Bronze or gold?
User avatar #46 to #45 - QuakinDuck (08/20/2012) [-]
I meant the crate of coins ;D
#39 - jingleforth (08/19/2012) [-]
wat item did u want
User avatar #40 to #39 - QuakinDuck (08/19/2012) [-]
Jimmy rustler, donal, crate of coins?
User avatar #1 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
if you can guess my favorite color, I will give you ANY item from my collection.
You have infinite guesses. I will deliver
User avatar #2 to #1 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
green?
User avatar #3 to #2 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Nope
User avatar #4 to #3 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
yellow?
User avatar #5 to #4 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Make a big ass list, and if you get it. I will tell you.
User avatar #8 to #5 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
http://en.wikipedia(.)org/wiki/Listofcolors
User avatar #10 to #8 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Not in there.
User avatar #6 to #5 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
[url deleted]
User avatar #7 to #6 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
wat
User avatar #11 to #7 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
Oh my god you have so many items :O
User avatar #12 to #11 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
if you guess my favorite color I'll give it all to you. free
#13 to #12 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
I only want one, thanks, look at the link... It's probably on that page
I only want one, thanks, look at the link... It's probably on that page
User avatar #15 to #13 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Also, it's not on the page.
User avatar #14 to #13 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
You sure you don't want all those rare items. I 2 poison spells, 3 freeze spell, 3 sundaes, 1 Sword of eternal burning,Bubble crystal statue, 2 filly eggs, Magic beam spell, Magic necklace, Magic mirror, 5 diamonds, 3 silver bars, and several other little goodies?
User avatar #16 to #14 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
Just one filly egg, I'd feel better if I collected most items on my own
Is your favorite colour.... Vagina pink?
User avatar #18 to #16 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
want a hint?
User avatar #19 to #18 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
Yes
User avatar #21 to #19 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
It's beyond the fastest color
User avatar #22 to #21 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
Nigger? Black? Brown?
User avatar #34 to #23 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
Filly egg and sword of eternal...


Thanks you so much :'D
User avatar #36 to #34 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
We need to trade something.
User avatar #35 to #34 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
get some items and I might give them to you.
User avatar #37 to #35 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
Oh bull fuck X(
User avatar #38 to #37 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
if you do not receive the 2 items within 1 and a half minutes. no egg and sword for you :(
User avatar #24 to #23 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
White? ....
User avatar #32 to #25 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
ultra violet?
User avatar #33 to #32 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Let me process that.

Anyways, what item did you want..
User avatar #30 to #25 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
Can I have the first three letters xD
User avatar #31 to #30 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Ult
User avatar #28 to #25 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
Be honest, ,is it even a colour?
User avatar #29 to #28 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
yes
User avatar #26 to #25 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
The colour of the tears which are currently running down my cheeks?
User avatar #27 to #26 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Nope. :p
User avatar #20 to #19 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]





please
User avatar #17 to #16 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #9 to #7 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
http://en.wikipedia(.)org/wiki/Listofcolors
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