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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:4/05/2010
Last Login:7/24/2014
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Content Ranking:#3917
Comment Ranking:#5685
Highest Content Rank:#3606
Highest Comment Rank:#1197
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#569 - I like metal but.. Cannibal Corpse.... Really? (Prepared f…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/05/2013 on metal -1
User avatar #571 - youraverageteenage (07/05/2013) [-]
Whats the matter with it then?
User avatar #666 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
They suck hairy choad
User avatar #667 - youraverageteenage (07/05/2013) [-]
Ok then, your opinion. I'm guessing you're not into death metal?
#668 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
Not particularly.. Although lately my music taste has been all over the gaff
( I downloaded a Kanye West album )
User avatar #669 - youraverageteenage (07/05/2013) [-]
I'm guessing you're more into thrash?
User avatar #670 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
I listen from 5- Finger DeathPunch, System, Disturbed, Weezer, The Cat Empire, 21 Pilots, Rammnstein etc...
User avatar #671 - youraverageteenage (07/05/2013) [-]
That explains alot
User avatar #672 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
You explain a lot
#673 - youraverageteenage (07/05/2013) [-]
Either you just started listening to metal or you won't listen to it anymore in a while
User avatar #675 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
I used to be big into Karnivool and Nirvana but now lately I listen to proffesor Green and just jack etc...
User avatar #677 - youraverageteenage (07/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, you're getting out of metal. you probs weren't that big into metal to begin with, sorry to say. I mean, Cannibal Corpse, I can understand that you don't like them, but Cannibal Corpse just show metal, it looks really fucking metal and brutal and shit. Thats why I posted it
User avatar #678 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
Thank you for helping me understand myself :')
#69 - Are you lonely?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2013 on QuakinDuck's profile 0
User avatar #70 - jingleforth (07/05/2013) [-]
yes
#95 - Picture 07/01/2013 on Hmm makes some sense +1
#54 - Allergic to the colour red or?...... 06/27/2013 on Beta moments #1 +5
#67 - N'aaawwwhhh poor Jingleforth 06/01/2013 on QuakinDuck's profile 0
#65 - ....WHY REPLY TO THIS ARE YOU LONELY?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2013 on QuakinDuck's profile 0
User avatar #66 - jingleforth (06/01/2013) [-]
Yep
User avatar #67 - QuakinDuck (06/01/2013) [-]
N'aaawwwhhh poor Jingleforth
#201 - Any links to Battle of the Gods in English? 06/01/2013 on Best Argument Ever 0
#116 - Normal moves cannot be super effective 06/01/2013 on Hyper beam 0
#9 - Post them.... Post them all...  [+] (7 new replies) 05/19/2013 on title 0
#17 - sheriffhd (05/20/2013) [-]
Fine. These are my personal favorites.
#18 - sheriffhd (05/20/2013) [-]
#19 - sheriffhd (05/20/2013) [-]
#20 - sheriffhd (05/20/2013) [-]
#21 - sheriffhd (05/20/2013) [-]
#10 - sheriffhd (05/19/2013) [-]
**sheriffhd rolls 95** dubs and I'll post entire folder.
User avatar #16 - tastycrisps (05/20/2013) [-]
fine just do the best ones
#178 - The Dark Siren 05/18/2013 on Mine is The Faceless... 0
#3 - How does any trainer know which one they pick?... I mean... Th… 04/20/2013 on How Does He See Which One... +1
#44 - Same with Finding Dory 04/04/2013 on Childhood +7
#6 - I read this as "Deer shaving commercials" 04/03/2013 on Shaving +2
#60 - The big bad wolf!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2013 on Normal Saturday Night +1
User avatar #61 - ZeGerman (03/24/2013) [-]
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WO-WO-WOHOOOOOOOOOO!
WO-WO-WOHOOOOOOOOOO!
#136 - I SAW THAT VIDEO 03/24/2013 on STEVE IS A PIMP I TELL YOU... 0
#7 - Pompeii 79 AD Never forget  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2013 on Volcano (desc.) +9
User avatar #33 - mattdoggy (03/23/2013) [-]
Only First century kids will remember
#17 - Oh you should!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2013 on YOU IN TROUBLE NOW +1
User avatar #18 - facetiousrunner (03/23/2013) [-]
maybe just maybe, i'll stick with the blind guardian im listening to right now
#15 - The Cat Empire is a different band, I pput the question mark …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2013 on YOU IN TROUBLE NOW +1
User avatar #16 - facetiousrunner (03/23/2013) [-]
oh im stupid. ive heard in passing but never really gave them a listen
User avatar #17 - QuakinDuck (03/23/2013) [-]
Oh you should!
User avatar #18 - facetiousrunner (03/23/2013) [-]
maybe just maybe, i'll stick with the blind guardian im listening to right now
#13 - I'm istening to Te Cat Empire... ?  [+] (5 new replies) 03/23/2013 on YOU IN TROUBLE NOW +1
User avatar #14 - facetiousrunner (03/23/2013) [-]
haifisch is a rammestein song........
User avatar #15 - QuakinDuck (03/23/2013) [-]
The Cat Empire is a different band, I pput the question mark to see if you knew them
User avatar #16 - facetiousrunner (03/23/2013) [-]
oh im stupid. ive heard in passing but never really gave them a listen
User avatar #17 - QuakinDuck (03/23/2013) [-]
Oh you should!
User avatar #18 - facetiousrunner (03/23/2013) [-]
maybe just maybe, i'll stick with the blind guardian im listening to right now
#11 - YES YOU NOTICED! :'D  [+] (7 new replies) 03/23/2013 on YOU IN TROUBLE NOW +1
User avatar #12 - facetiousrunner (03/23/2013) [-]
Bitch I'm listening to haifisch as we speak!
User avatar #13 - QuakinDuck (03/23/2013) [-]
I'm istening to Te Cat Empire... ?
User avatar #14 - facetiousrunner (03/23/2013) [-]
haifisch is a rammestein song........
User avatar #15 - QuakinDuck (03/23/2013) [-]
The Cat Empire is a different band, I pput the question mark to see if you knew them
User avatar #16 - facetiousrunner (03/23/2013) [-]
oh im stupid. ive heard in passing but never really gave them a listen
User avatar #17 - QuakinDuck (03/23/2013) [-]
Oh you should!
User avatar #18 - facetiousrunner (03/23/2013) [-]
maybe just maybe, i'll stick with the blind guardian im listening to right now
#9 - nvm  [+] (9 new replies) 03/23/2013 on YOU IN TROUBLE NOW +1
User avatar #10 - facetiousrunner (03/23/2013) [-]
yep, im a weirdo. But nice Rammstein gif. Have a good day and remember all that happened
User avatar #11 - QuakinDuck (03/23/2013) [-]
YES YOU NOTICED! :'D
User avatar #12 - facetiousrunner (03/23/2013) [-]
Bitch I'm listening to haifisch as we speak!
User avatar #13 - QuakinDuck (03/23/2013) [-]
I'm istening to Te Cat Empire... ?
User avatar #14 - facetiousrunner (03/23/2013) [-]
haifisch is a rammestein song........
User avatar #15 - QuakinDuck (03/23/2013) [-]
The Cat Empire is a different band, I pput the question mark to see if you knew them
User avatar #16 - facetiousrunner (03/23/2013) [-]
oh im stupid. ive heard in passing but never really gave them a listen
User avatar #17 - QuakinDuck (03/23/2013) [-]
Oh you should!
User avatar #18 - facetiousrunner (03/23/2013) [-]
maybe just maybe, i'll stick with the blind guardian im listening to right now
#7 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 03/23/2013 on YOU IN TROUBLE NOW +2
#8 - facetiousrunner (03/23/2013) [-]
im more into this kinda stuff
User avatar #9 - QuakinDuck (03/23/2013) [-]
nvm
User avatar #10 - facetiousrunner (03/23/2013) [-]
yep, im a weirdo. But nice Rammstein gif. Have a good day and remember all that happened
User avatar #11 - QuakinDuck (03/23/2013) [-]
YES YOU NOTICED! :'D
User avatar #12 - facetiousrunner (03/23/2013) [-]
Bitch I'm listening to haifisch as we speak!
User avatar #13 - QuakinDuck (03/23/2013) [-]
I'm istening to Te Cat Empire... ?
User avatar #14 - facetiousrunner (03/23/2013) [-]
haifisch is a rammestein song........
User avatar #15 - QuakinDuck (03/23/2013) [-]
The Cat Empire is a different band, I pput the question mark to see if you knew them
User avatar #16 - facetiousrunner (03/23/2013) [-]
oh im stupid. ive heard in passing but never really gave them a listen
User avatar #17 - QuakinDuck (03/23/2013) [-]
Oh you should!
User avatar #18 - facetiousrunner (03/23/2013) [-]
maybe just maybe, i'll stick with the blind guardian im listening to right now
#5 - I love this  [+] (13 new replies) 03/23/2013 on YOU IN TROUBLE NOW +2
#6 - facetiousrunner (03/23/2013) [-]
i love you!
#7 - QuakinDuck (03/23/2013) [-]
#8 - facetiousrunner (03/23/2013) [-]
im more into this kinda stuff
User avatar #9 - QuakinDuck (03/23/2013) [-]
nvm
User avatar #10 - facetiousrunner (03/23/2013) [-]
yep, im a weirdo. But nice Rammstein gif. Have a good day and remember all that happened
User avatar #11 - QuakinDuck (03/23/2013) [-]
YES YOU NOTICED! :'D
User avatar #12 - facetiousrunner (03/23/2013) [-]
Bitch I'm listening to haifisch as we speak!
User avatar #13 - QuakinDuck (03/23/2013) [-]
I'm istening to Te Cat Empire... ?
User avatar #14 - facetiousrunner (03/23/2013) [-]
haifisch is a rammestein song........
User avatar #15 - QuakinDuck (03/23/2013) [-]
The Cat Empire is a different band, I pput the question mark to see if you knew them
User avatar #16 - facetiousrunner (03/23/2013) [-]
oh im stupid. ive heard in passing but never really gave them a listen
User avatar #17 - QuakinDuck (03/23/2013) [-]
Oh you should!
User avatar #18 - facetiousrunner (03/23/2013) [-]
maybe just maybe, i'll stick with the blind guardian im listening to right now
#239 - Rip 03/20/2013 on Diamonds are a girls best... +1
#4 - I am a silly man 03/18/2013 on Columbia, fuck yeah! 0
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#104 - hahahaheidi (11/05/2013) [-]
i just mildly stalked you and i thought that you should know D:   
   
i'm sorry >.<
i just mildly stalked you and i thought that you should know D:

i'm sorry >.<
#105 to #104 - QuakinDuck (11/05/2013) [-]
How did you stalk me?
#106 to #105 - hahahaheidi (11/05/2013) [-]
idek but i was here and i feel like a criminal now
#107 to #106 - QuakinDuck (11/05/2013) [-]
It's okay Heidi I can forgive you    
 How did you stalk me through funnyjunk?
It's okay Heidi I can forgive you
How did you stalk me through funnyjunk?
#108 to #107 - hahahaheidi (11/05/2013) [-]
well i should've said i stalked your profile, but shit same thing XD
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User avatar #80 to #79 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
Do what?
#81 to #80 - godsleftleg has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #82 to #81 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
Link me to the content and ill thumb you up
#83 to #82 - godsleftleg has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #84 to #83 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
No seriously link me to it
#85 to #84 - godsleftleg has deleted their comment [-]
#86 to #85 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
It is done
It is done
User avatar #71 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]
What you have something against history?
Aww yeah im like utilising this thumb thing
User avatar #72 to #71 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
HOLY FUCK I IMAGINED YOU COMMENTING ON MY PROFILE AS SOON AS I THUMBED THAT DOWN I AM SHITTING MYSELF
User avatar #73 to #72 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]
ikr it is like admin wanted to cause shit storms with that, but seriously, couldnt you have waited till it had more than 1 thumb?
i mean i left a comment for people to throw red thumbs at and everything, some people actually enjoy history.
better than most of the shit on fj lately and it is not a video with many views.
User avatar #74 to #73 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
Hey, sorry but I just thumb down most videos unless they're actually funny...

FUNNYjunk
User avatar #75 to #74 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]
Since when are feminism posts or anything on funnyjunk actually funny?
name the last time you actually laughed on this website...
it has become a mini reddit of late (even if it is an older version of it)
#76 to #75 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
I can't remember the last time I laughed at it I guess, the websites gone to absolute shit lately... I think I missed something important but my laptop broke for a few months so I guess I missed out on a lot wen I came back
User avatar #77 to #76 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]
yeah it is not funnyjunk anymore it is just junk from the internet.
User avatar #78 to #77 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
Yeah... It's absolute dicks on tits bad
User avatar #68 - jingleforth (07/02/2013) [-]
hey honey honey
User avatar #69 to #68 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
Are you lonely?
User avatar #62 - jingleforth (09/25/2012) [-]
hi
User avatar #63 to #62 - QuakinDuck (09/25/2012) [-]
Hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - QuakinDuck (08/29/2012) [-]
...I'm Catholic
User avatar #60 to #59 - jingleforth (08/29/2012) [-]
Oh really?
User avatar #61 to #60 - QuakinDuck (08/29/2012) [-]
Yeah
User avatar #64 to #61 - jingleforth (06/01/2013) [-]
That's what you think
User avatar #65 to #64 - QuakinDuck (06/01/2013) [-]
....WHY REPLY TO THIS ARE YOU LONELY?
User avatar #67 to #66 - QuakinDuck (06/01/2013) [-]
N'aaawwwhhh poor Jingleforth
#56 - jingleforth (08/22/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #57 to #56 - QuakinDuck (08/25/2012) [-]
What?
User avatar #50 - jingleforth (08/21/2012) [-]
What items do you want?
User avatar #51 to #50 - QuakinDuck (08/21/2012) [-]
Ever hear of the ultra rare "Fuck off, you smelly cunt. Thanks."
I want it
User avatar #52 to #51 - jingleforth (08/21/2012) [-]
Don't got that, what else you want?
User avatar #53 to #52 - QuakinDuck (08/21/2012) [-]
Porn?
User avatar #54 to #53 - jingleforth (08/21/2012) [-]
What kind?
User avatar #55 to #54 - QuakinDuck (08/21/2012) [-]
Lesbian
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (08/21/2012) [-]
what items chu want boi?
User avatar #49 to #48 - QuakinDuck (08/21/2012) [-]
You're Irish?
#43 - jingleforth (08/20/2012) [-]
wat item did YEW want?
User avatar #44 to #43 - QuakinDuck (08/20/2012) [-]
Coins.
User avatar #45 to #44 - jingleforth (08/20/2012) [-]
Bronze or gold?
User avatar #46 to #45 - QuakinDuck (08/20/2012) [-]
I meant the crate of coins ;D
#39 - jingleforth (08/19/2012) [-]
wat item did u want
User avatar #40 to #39 - QuakinDuck (08/19/2012) [-]
Jimmy rustler, donal, crate of coins?
User avatar #1 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
if you can guess my favorite color, I will give you ANY item from my collection.
You have infinite guesses. I will deliver
User avatar #2 to #1 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
green?
User avatar #3 to #2 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Nope
User avatar #4 to #3 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
yellow?
User avatar #5 to #4 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Make a big ass list, and if you get it. I will tell you.
User avatar #8 to #5 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
http://en.wikipedia(.)org/wiki/Listofcolors
User avatar #10 to #8 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Not in there.
User avatar #6 to #5 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
[url deleted]
User avatar #7 to #6 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
wat
User avatar #11 to #7 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
Oh my god you have so many items :O
User avatar #12 to #11 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
if you guess my favorite color I'll give it all to you. free
#13 to #12 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
I only want one, thanks, look at the link... It's probably on that page
I only want one, thanks, look at the link... It's probably on that page
User avatar #15 to #13 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Also, it's not on the page.
User avatar #14 to #13 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
You sure you don't want all those rare items. I 2 poison spells, 3 freeze spell, 3 sundaes, 1 Sword of eternal burning,Bubble crystal statue, 2 filly eggs, Magic beam spell, Magic necklace, Magic mirror, 5 diamonds, 3 silver bars, and several other little goodies?
User avatar #16 to #14 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
Just one filly egg, I'd feel better if I collected most items on my own
Is your favorite colour.... Vagina pink?
User avatar #18 to #16 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
want a hint?
User avatar #19 to #18 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
Yes
User avatar #21 to #19 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
It's beyond the fastest color
User avatar #22 to #21 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
Nigger? Black? Brown?
User avatar #34 to #23 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
Filly egg and sword of eternal...


Thanks you so much :'D
User avatar #36 to #34 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
We need to trade something.
User avatar #35 to #34 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
get some items and I might give them to you.
User avatar #37 to #35 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
Oh bull fuck X(
User avatar #38 to #37 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
if you do not receive the 2 items within 1 and a half minutes. no egg and sword for you :(
User avatar #24 to #23 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
White? ....
User avatar #32 to #25 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
ultra violet?
User avatar #33 to #32 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Let me process that.

Anyways, what item did you want..
User avatar #30 to #25 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
Can I have the first three letters xD
User avatar #31 to #30 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Ult
User avatar #28 to #25 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
Be honest, ,is it even a colour?
User avatar #29 to #28 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
yes
User avatar #26 to #25 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
The colour of the tears which are currently running down my cheeks?
User avatar #27 to #26 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Nope. :p
User avatar #20 to #19 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]





please
User avatar #17 to #16 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #9 to #7 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
http://en.wikipedia(.)org/wiki/Listofcolors
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