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QuakinDuck

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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:4/05/2010
Last Login:4/09/2016
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Level 112 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie
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Level 263 Comments: Pure Win → Level 264 Comments: Pure Win
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#22 - ******* hell I'm gonna go ahead and assume you have no social …  [+] (10 replies) 11/04/2014 on My girlfriend and I's... 0
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#23 - tkfourtwoone (11/04/2014) [-]
And I'm going to assume that you're nothing but a sad fapper who most likely never touched a real woman in his life and has absolutely no standards.

The difference between us 2 is... I have way more chances of being right.
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#24 - QuakinDuck (11/04/2014) [-]
ahaha well you're wrong there m8, how do you hav more of a chance of being right?
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#25 - tkfourtwoone (11/04/2014) [-]
Well I'm right because no man with SOME decent fucking standards would want to touch a whale who's thighs are just as big or BIGGER than his own.

A man with SOME standards would not want to touch a whale who's waist is bigger than his!

...but then again, who the fuck am I arguing with, most likely someone who would fuck even Snooki or Nicky Minaj
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#26 - QuakinDuck (11/04/2014) [-]
Your words tell me you're joking but the colour of your name tells me you're not.. I refuse to believe any woman with standards has ever touched you in a sexual way you're actually such a fucking arsehole
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#27 - tkfourtwoone (11/04/2014) [-]
I'm an arsehole because I have standards.

I'm an arsehole because I don't find landwhales attractive.

GG, kudos with that logic, idiot kid.
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#28 - QuakinDuck (11/04/2014) [-]
Well if you choose not to have sex with larger woman thats your choice but the way you're speaking about it, it's rotten like hahahah fucking simpleton
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#29 - tkfourtwoone (11/04/2014) [-]
"it's rotten like hahahah fucking simpleton"

Communication skills off the charts in this one...

P.S.: The irony
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#30 - QuakinDuck (11/04/2014) [-]
Okay correct my grammar thats gonna win your argument m8 it's just how we talk in Ireland it really doesn't matter you're still a cunt at the end of the day
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#31 - tkfourtwoone (11/04/2014) [-]
I may be a cunt... but at least I'm not Irish

So there's that!
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#32 - QuakinDuck (11/04/2014) [-]
neither am I I'm English
#20 - I really find it hard to believe that you're being serious  [+] (12 replies) 11/04/2014 on My girlfriend and I's... 0
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#21 - tkfourtwoone (11/04/2014) [-]
Well, on the contrary, I don't find it hard to believe at all that the average FJer would definitely bang that whale.

P.S.: Grow some standards, it might (MIGHT!) help you
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#22 - QuakinDuck (11/04/2014) [-]
Fucking hell I'm gonna go ahead and assume you have no social life what so ever hahaha, might help me with what exactly? hahah
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#23 - tkfourtwoone (11/04/2014) [-]
And I'm going to assume that you're nothing but a sad fapper who most likely never touched a real woman in his life and has absolutely no standards.

The difference between us 2 is... I have way more chances of being right.
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#24 - QuakinDuck (11/04/2014) [-]
ahaha well you're wrong there m8, how do you hav more of a chance of being right?
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#25 - tkfourtwoone (11/04/2014) [-]
Well I'm right because no man with SOME decent fucking standards would want to touch a whale who's thighs are just as big or BIGGER than his own.

A man with SOME standards would not want to touch a whale who's waist is bigger than his!

...but then again, who the fuck am I arguing with, most likely someone who would fuck even Snooki or Nicky Minaj
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#26 - QuakinDuck (11/04/2014) [-]
Your words tell me you're joking but the colour of your name tells me you're not.. I refuse to believe any woman with standards has ever touched you in a sexual way you're actually such a fucking arsehole
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#27 - tkfourtwoone (11/04/2014) [-]
I'm an arsehole because I have standards.

I'm an arsehole because I don't find landwhales attractive.

GG, kudos with that logic, idiot kid.
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#28 - QuakinDuck (11/04/2014) [-]
Well if you choose not to have sex with larger woman thats your choice but the way you're speaking about it, it's rotten like hahahah fucking simpleton
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#29 - tkfourtwoone (11/04/2014) [-]
"it's rotten like hahahah fucking simpleton"

Communication skills off the charts in this one...

P.S.: The irony
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#30 - QuakinDuck (11/04/2014) [-]
Okay correct my grammar thats gonna win your argument m8 it's just how we talk in Ireland it really doesn't matter you're still a cunt at the end of the day
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#31 - tkfourtwoone (11/04/2014) [-]
I may be a cunt... but at least I'm not Irish

So there's that!
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#32 - QuakinDuck (11/04/2014) [-]
neither am I I'm English
#18 - im not american, please leave your basement  [+] (14 replies) 11/04/2014 on My girlfriend and I's... 0
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#19 - tkfourtwoone (11/04/2014) [-]
How about YOU leave your Whale Country and realize that the cunt in the content IS fat. Not obese. But phat as phuck!
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#20 - QuakinDuck (11/04/2014) [-]
I really find it hard to believe that you're being serious
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#21 - tkfourtwoone (11/04/2014) [-]
Well, on the contrary, I don't find it hard to believe at all that the average FJer would definitely bang that whale.

P.S.: Grow some standards, it might (MIGHT!) help you
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#22 - QuakinDuck (11/04/2014) [-]
Fucking hell I'm gonna go ahead and assume you have no social life what so ever hahaha, might help me with what exactly? hahah
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#23 - tkfourtwoone (11/04/2014) [-]
And I'm going to assume that you're nothing but a sad fapper who most likely never touched a real woman in his life and has absolutely no standards.

The difference between us 2 is... I have way more chances of being right.
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#24 - QuakinDuck (11/04/2014) [-]
ahaha well you're wrong there m8, how do you hav more of a chance of being right?
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#25 - tkfourtwoone (11/04/2014) [-]
Well I'm right because no man with SOME decent fucking standards would want to touch a whale who's thighs are just as big or BIGGER than his own.

A man with SOME standards would not want to touch a whale who's waist is bigger than his!

...but then again, who the fuck am I arguing with, most likely someone who would fuck even Snooki or Nicky Minaj
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#26 - QuakinDuck (11/04/2014) [-]
Your words tell me you're joking but the colour of your name tells me you're not.. I refuse to believe any woman with standards has ever touched you in a sexual way you're actually such a fucking arsehole
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#27 - tkfourtwoone (11/04/2014) [-]
I'm an arsehole because I have standards.

I'm an arsehole because I don't find landwhales attractive.

GG, kudos with that logic, idiot kid.
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#28 - QuakinDuck (11/04/2014) [-]
Well if you choose not to have sex with larger woman thats your choice but the way you're speaking about it, it's rotten like hahahah fucking simpleton
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#29 - tkfourtwoone (11/04/2014) [-]
"it's rotten like hahahah fucking simpleton"

Communication skills off the charts in this one...

P.S.: The irony
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#30 - QuakinDuck (11/04/2014) [-]
Okay correct my grammar thats gonna win your argument m8 it's just how we talk in Ireland it really doesn't matter you're still a cunt at the end of the day
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#31 - tkfourtwoone (11/04/2014) [-]
I may be a cunt... but at least I'm not Irish

So there's that!
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#32 - QuakinDuck (11/04/2014) [-]
neither am I I'm English
#29 - So do i win by default or what???  [+] (2 replies) 11/04/2014 on Wallpaper Contest! 0
#30 - arbitercu (11/04/2014) [-]
**arbitercu rolled image** Well by any chance do you have a deviantart?
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#31 - QuakinDuck (11/04/2014) [-]
No im straight
#27 - To request a wallpaper like the ones portrayed in your fine post, sir.  [+] (4 replies) 11/04/2014 on Wallpaper Contest! 0
#28 - arbitercu (11/04/2014) [-]
**arbitercu rolled image** i mean its supposed to be a contest for that. But this post hasnt gotten popular and probably wont. so idk tbh
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#29 - QuakinDuck (11/04/2014) [-]
So do i win by default or what???
#30 - arbitercu (11/04/2014) [-]
**arbitercu rolled image** Well by any chance do you have a deviantart?
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#31 - QuakinDuck (11/04/2014) [-]
No im straight
#25 - It was all a ploy to get your attention  [+] (6 replies) 11/04/2014 on Wallpaper Contest! 0
#26 - arbitercu (11/04/2014) [-]
**arbitercu rolled image** what for?
#27 - QuakinDuck (11/04/2014) [-]
To request a wallpaper like the ones portrayed in your fine post, sir.
#28 - arbitercu (11/04/2014) [-]
**arbitercu rolled image** i mean its supposed to be a contest for that. But this post hasnt gotten popular and probably wont. so idk tbh
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#29 - QuakinDuck (11/04/2014) [-]
So do i win by default or what???
#30 - arbitercu (11/04/2014) [-]
**arbitercu rolled image** Well by any chance do you have a deviantart?
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#31 - QuakinDuck (11/04/2014) [-]
No im straight