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#2 - I agree 12/17/2014 on Father Ted 0
#29 - see thats all just names to me I gotta see some images  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on mfw new bionicle toys are... 0
#27 - You sexy beast  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2014 on mfw new bionicle toys are... 0
#28 - thepowerfulones (12/17/2014) [-]
furthermore, lewa, tanma, raidiak and makuta antroz could combine to make makuta spiriah, where as pohatu, makuta vamprah and toa ignika could be combined into a niazesk.
#29 - QuakinDuck (12/17/2014) [-]
see thats all just names to me I gotta see some images
#22 - Also bought the little buddy parts that attatched to all their…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/17/2014 on mfw new bionicle toys are... 0
#26 - thepowerfulones (12/17/2014) [-]
the little ones were called tanma, solek, photok tanma being the green midget, solek the white one and photok the oompa loompa
#27 - QuakinDuck (12/17/2014) [-]
You sexy beast
#28 - thepowerfulones (12/17/2014) [-]
furthermore, lewa, tanma, raidiak and makuta antroz could combine to make makuta spiriah, where as pohatu, makuta vamprah and toa ignika could be combined into a niazesk.
#29 - QuakinDuck (12/17/2014) [-]
see thats all just names to me I gotta see some images
#21 - Aaaaaand my sisters  [+] (6 new replies) 12/17/2014 on mfw new bionicle toys are... 0
User avatar #22 - QuakinDuck (12/17/2014) [-]
Also bought the little buddy parts that attatched to all their backs. Someone interact with me plz
#26 - thepowerfulones (12/17/2014) [-]
the little ones were called tanma, solek, photok tanma being the green midget, solek the white one and photok the oompa loompa
#27 - QuakinDuck (12/17/2014) [-]
You sexy beast
#28 - thepowerfulones (12/17/2014) [-]
furthermore, lewa, tanma, raidiak and makuta antroz could combine to make makuta spiriah, where as pohatu, makuta vamprah and toa ignika could be combined into a niazesk.
#29 - QuakinDuck (12/17/2014) [-]
see thats all just names to me I gotta see some images
#20 - This was my cousins  [+] (7 new replies) 12/17/2014 on mfw new bionicle toys are... 0
#21 - QuakinDuck (12/17/2014) [-]
Aaaaaand my sisters
User avatar #22 - QuakinDuck (12/17/2014) [-]
Also bought the little buddy parts that attatched to all their backs. Someone interact with me plz
#26 - thepowerfulones (12/17/2014) [-]
the little ones were called tanma, solek, photok tanma being the green midget, solek the white one and photok the oompa loompa
#27 - QuakinDuck (12/17/2014) [-]
You sexy beast
#28 - thepowerfulones (12/17/2014) [-]
furthermore, lewa, tanma, raidiak and makuta antroz could combine to make makuta spiriah, where as pohatu, makuta vamprah and toa ignika could be combined into a niazesk.
#29 - QuakinDuck (12/17/2014) [-]
see thats all just names to me I gotta see some images
#19 - bought bionicles for me my sister and my cousin on my confirma…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/17/2014 on mfw new bionicle toys are... 0
#20 - QuakinDuck (12/17/2014) [-]
This was my cousins
#21 - QuakinDuck (12/17/2014) [-]
Aaaaaand my sisters
User avatar #22 - QuakinDuck (12/17/2014) [-]
Also bought the little buddy parts that attatched to all their backs. Someone interact with me plz
#26 - thepowerfulones (12/17/2014) [-]
the little ones were called tanma, solek, photok tanma being the green midget, solek the white one and photok the oompa loompa
#27 - QuakinDuck (12/17/2014) [-]
You sexy beast
#28 - thepowerfulones (12/17/2014) [-]
furthermore, lewa, tanma, raidiak and makuta antroz could combine to make makuta spiriah, where as pohatu, makuta vamprah and toa ignika could be combined into a niazesk.
#29 - QuakinDuck (12/17/2014) [-]
see thats all just names to me I gotta see some images
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#81 - Do doctor fate 12/17/2014 on Reposting my own content -... 0

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User avatar #109 - hahahaheidi (09/23/2014) [-]
dude its been awhile
User avatar #110 to #109 - QuakinDuck (09/23/2014) [-]
Its been more than a while, It's been two whiles
User avatar #131 to #110 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
(im just gonna start back up here)
i deactivated because facebook is dumb and i was on it all day everyday.
also i just tried log in in and its telling me my email isnt connected to any account??
User avatar #132 to #131 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
Awh thats poo m8 missin' yo' pretty face tbh ( I cannot remember what you look like byt das a fine pussy)
User avatar #133 to #132 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
my account is still up like you can see my pictures and stuff just not statues. you can literally google heidi naro and the first link is my fb
User avatar #134 to #133 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
Oh yeah you iz well fit m8
User avatar #135 to #134 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
i dont understand this eurolingo but im gonna take it as a compliment thank u
User avatar #136 to #135 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
Yeah its a compliment hahah how you keeping anyway whats t like in 'murica?
User avatar #137 to #136 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
well as of late its super ****** , corrupt cops our president being a bro but not doing his job and racism/sexism is alive and well etc. but besides that its cool like my moms insurance is good because were poor so i guess thats alright if i almost die or something. what about ireland? my favorite youtube animator just moved from there
User avatar #138 to #137 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
Awh sounds like you're having a blast oml are you talking about ONEY???? Irelands boring and it always will be cant wait till i move to england
User avatar #139 to #138 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
YES! i love the group he always hangs out with in general! whenever i go to college i wanna go in england mainly because i dont want to be in debt forever and i could be the token american accent friend
User avatar #140 to #139 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
Yeah thats what i plan on doing haha i wanna do law in canterbury
Oney is a sexual mother ******
User avatar #141 to #140 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
sweet dude, i have no clue what im gonna do. im still in a bit of a "i refuse to let go of my dreams to get a real job" thing. yeah, i wish he would talk more in the sleepycabin podcasts. hes super funny just quiet as ****
User avatar #142 to #141 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
Awhhh i aint seen any of them but yeah i get what you mean about the whoole dream job thing haha what is your dream?
User avatar #143 to #142 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
They're pretty good m8. ever since i was like 3 ive wanted to be a musician of some sort but hey who didnt but ive also been super into lets players on youtube and i always though that would be cool if you could get enough money from that alone. basically just something in entertainment of some sort. what about yours?
User avatar #144 to #143 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
Ahaha they're pretty cool I either want to be a comedian or a physics teacher (Weird mix I know) but i didnt do hysics so ima do law
User avatar #145 to #144 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
Good luck man! why wouldnt you do physics crazy
User avatar #146 to #145 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
wasnt a choice in my school :/
User avatar #147 to #146 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
ahaha that seems a little backwards :o oh wel you can be the sickest ass lawyer in hs just ****** serve everyone
User avatar #148 to #147 - QuakinDuck (09/25/2014) [-]
Awhhh yeah that the plan my niqqa ) hahah
User avatar #111 to #110 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
yeah so whats up, hows it going?
User avatar #112 to #111 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
Awh its okay I guess I aint been up to much really just trying to keep my head down in school but it aint really woking out hahah you ?
User avatar #113 to #112 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
Oh man once your out of high school you literally forget everything about it. You also realize how immature literally everything and everyone was it's hilarious. I'm just trying to focus on not failing any classes this year, especially since I'm already graduating late. Maybe finally start looking for a job. Normal almost-adult things.
User avatar #114 to #113 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
I was ment to be getting a job but then something happened with the company and I dunno whats hapening anymore haha school is fun once you have the right teachers i guess haha where you from ?
User avatar #115 to #114 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
what kind of job was it? but yeah i liked school i just dont like not wearing lounge-y clothes for so long. its much harder to learn and ya know not cheat with online classes. I'm from Loriain, Ohio, in america. And if i remember correctly you live in the uk?
User avatar #116 to #115 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
It was like a retail shop Nope I was born there but I live in IReland the past 13-14 years hehe
User avatar #117 to #116 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
oh dear god be thankful then lmao. i havent heard one good think about working retail. right right i knew it was one or the other. also, just out of curiosity, i remember you were a little younger than me. are you still 16 or have you turned 17 yet?
User avatar #118 to #117 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
It wouldve been nice to get my own money though, I'm tired of selling my body onn the streets :/ I'm stil 16 unfortunately hahah
User avatar #119 to #118 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
hahaha i can see how that'd be tiring lmao. man i turned 17 july 10th and lemme tell ya 17 is magical, like your not a kid kid but your also not an adult adult. on top of all this other stuff i still dont even know how to drive so its a little spooky.
User avatar #120 to #119 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
Awh i cant wait till i start driving ima pick up so many bitches respectable women
User avatar #121 to #120 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
yeah yeah its all fun until you hit/ get hit by someone. all the bitches in the world couldnt save you.
User avatar #122 to #121 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
Unless all the bitches in the world were doctors???
User avatar #123 to #122 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
dude that kind of thinking is what gets you a ******* license! maybe i need to be a doctor i dont wanna be left out of this
#124 to #123 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
What can I say Im just a smart guy, but you have to only wear one of those slutty doctors outfits k
User avatar #125 to #124 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
Yeah! And ya know what? I'm sure some place sells those with college degrees? it could all be so easy, like whats better than slutty passenger seat doctor bitches? nothing is its rhetorical everyone wins
User avatar #126 to #125 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
Awh yeah that'd deffinitely work out well for you we should travel the world together
User avatar #127 to #126 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
: )))))) hell yeah dude it could be like 2014 car crash bonnie and clyde. well cause millions in damage, live in the fast lane!
User avatar #130 to #127 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
Why'd you deactivate???
User avatar #128 to #127 - QuakinDuck (09/24/2014) [-]
I dont even know what you look like fam did we meet on the tinychat?
User avatar #129 to #128 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
what no idk how we met but we were facebook friends (before i deactivated my account)
#104 - hahahaheidi (11/05/2013) [-]
i just mildly stalked you and i thought that you should know D:   
   
i'm sorry >.<
i just mildly stalked you and i thought that you should know D:

i'm sorry >.<
#105 to #104 - QuakinDuck (11/05/2013) [-]
How did you stalk me?
#106 to #105 - hahahaheidi (11/05/2013) [-]
idek but i was here and i feel like a criminal now
#107 to #106 - QuakinDuck (11/05/2013) [-]
It's okay Heidi I can forgive you    
 How did you stalk me through funnyjunk?
It's okay Heidi I can forgive you
How did you stalk me through funnyjunk?
#108 to #107 - hahahaheidi (11/05/2013) [-]
well i should've said i stalked your profile, but **** same thing XD
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User avatar #80 to #79 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
Do what?
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User avatar #82 to #81 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
Link me to the content and ill thumb you up
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User avatar #84 to #83 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
No seriously link me to it
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#86 to #85 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
It is done
It is done
User avatar #71 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]
What you have something against history?
Aww yeah im like utilising this thumb thing
User avatar #72 to #71 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
HOLY **** I IMAGINED YOU COMMENTING ON MY PROFILE AS SOON AS I THUMBED THAT DOWN I AM ******** MYSELF
User avatar #73 to #72 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]
ikr it is like admin wanted to cause **** storms with that, but seriously, couldnt you have waited till it had more than 1 thumb?
i mean i left a comment for people to throw red thumbs at and everything, some people actually enjoy history.
better than most of the **** on fj lately and it is not a video with many views.
User avatar #74 to #73 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
Hey, sorry but I just thumb down most videos unless they're actually funny...

FUNNYjunk
User avatar #75 to #74 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]
Since when are feminism posts or anything on funnyjunk actually funny?
name the last time you actually laughed on this website...
it has become a mini reddit of late (even if it is an older version of it)
#76 to #75 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
I can't remember the last time I laughed at it I guess, the websites gone to absolute **** lately... I think I missed something important but my laptop broke for a few months so I guess I missed out on a lot wen I came back
User avatar #77 to #76 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]
yeah it is not funnyjunk anymore it is just junk from the internet.
User avatar #78 to #77 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
Yeah... It's absolute dicks on tits bad
User avatar #68 - jingleforth (07/02/2013) [-]
hey honey honey
User avatar #69 to #68 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
Are you lonely?
User avatar #62 - jingleforth (09/25/2012) [-]
hi
User avatar #63 to #62 - QuakinDuck (09/25/2012) [-]
Hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - QuakinDuck (08/29/2012) [-]
...I'm Catholic
User avatar #60 to #59 - jingleforth (08/29/2012) [-]
Oh really?
User avatar #61 to #60 - QuakinDuck (08/29/2012) [-]
Yeah
User avatar #64 to #61 - jingleforth (06/01/2013) [-]
That's what you think
User avatar #65 to #64 - QuakinDuck (06/01/2013) [-]
....WHY REPLY TO THIS ARE YOU LONELY?
User avatar #67 to #66 - QuakinDuck (06/01/2013) [-]
N'aaawwwhhh poor Jingleforth
#56 - jingleforth (08/22/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #57 to #56 - QuakinDuck (08/25/2012) [-]
What?
User avatar #50 - jingleforth (08/21/2012) [-]
What items do you want?
User avatar #51 to #50 - QuakinDuck (08/21/2012) [-]
Ever hear of the ultra rare " **** off, you smelly cunt. Thanks."
I want it
User avatar #52 to #51 - jingleforth (08/21/2012) [-]
Don't got that, what else you want?
User avatar #53 to #52 - QuakinDuck (08/21/2012) [-]
Porn?
User avatar #54 to #53 - jingleforth (08/21/2012) [-]
What kind?
User avatar #55 to #54 - QuakinDuck (08/21/2012) [-]
Lesbian
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (08/21/2012) [-]
what items chu want boi?
User avatar #49 to #48 - QuakinDuck (08/21/2012) [-]
You're Irish?
#43 - jingleforth (08/20/2012) [-]
wat item did YEW want?
User avatar #44 to #43 - QuakinDuck (08/20/2012) [-]
Coins.
User avatar #45 to #44 - jingleforth (08/20/2012) [-]
Bronze or gold?
User avatar #46 to #45 - QuakinDuck (08/20/2012) [-]
I meant the crate of coins ;D
#39 - jingleforth (08/19/2012) [-]
wat item did u want
User avatar #40 to #39 - QuakinDuck (08/19/2012) [-]
Jimmy rustler, donal, crate of coins?
User avatar #1 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
if you can guess my favorite color, I will give you ANY item from my collection.
You have infinite guesses. I will deliver
User avatar #2 to #1 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
green?
User avatar #3 to #2 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Nope
User avatar #4 to #3 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
yellow?
User avatar #5 to #4 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Make a big ass list, and if you get it. I will tell you.
User avatar #8 to #5 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
http://en.wikipedia(.)org/wiki/Listofcolors
User avatar #10 to #8 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Not in there.
User avatar #6 to #5 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
[url deleted]
User avatar #7 to #6 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
wat
User avatar #11 to #7 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
Oh my god you have so many items :O
User avatar #12 to #11 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
if you guess my favorite color I'll give it all to you. free
#13 to #12 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
I only want one, thanks, look at the link... It's probably on that page
I only want one, thanks, look at the link... It's probably on that page
User avatar #15 to #13 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Also, it's not on the page.
User avatar #14 to #13 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
You sure you don't want all those rare items. I 2 poison spells, 3 freeze spell, 3 sundaes, 1 Sword of eternal burning,Bubble crystal statue, 2 filly eggs, Magic beam spell, Magic necklace, Magic mirror, 5 diamonds, 3 silver bars, and several other little goodies?
User avatar #16 to #14 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
Just one filly egg, I'd feel better if I collected most items on my own
Is your favorite colour.... Vagina pink?
User avatar #18 to #16 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
want a hint?
User avatar #19 to #18 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
Yes
User avatar #21 to #19 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
It's beyond the fastest color
User avatar #22 to #21 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
****** ? Black? Brown?
User avatar #34 to #23 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
Filly egg and sword of eternal...


Thanks you so much :'D
User avatar #36 to #34 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
We need to trade something.
User avatar #35 to #34 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
get some items and I might give them to you.
User avatar #37 to #35 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
Oh bull **** X(
User avatar #38 to #37 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
if you do not receive the 2 items within 1 and a half minutes. no egg and sword for you :(
User avatar #24 to #23 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
White? ....
User avatar #32 to #25 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
ultra violet?
User avatar #33 to #32 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Let me process that.

Anyways, what item did you want..
User avatar #30 to #25 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
Can I have the first three letters xD
User avatar #31 to #30 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Ult
User avatar #28 to #25 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
Be honest, ,is it even a colour?
User avatar #29 to #28 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
yes
User avatar #26 to #25 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
The colour of the tears which are currently running down my cheeks?
User avatar #27 to #26 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Nope. :p
User avatar #20 to #19 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]





please
User avatar #17 to #16 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #9 to #7 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
http://en.wikipedia(.)org/wiki/Listofcolors
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