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PvtToucher

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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:4/22/2010
Last Login:8/29/2016
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Pull down your pants and touch your toes, and I'll show you where the wild goose goes.

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#2266 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
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#10 - I had to look in the mirror, I definitely did not become your … 11/13/2014 on Made you look +4
#37 - These people make me regret signing up to defend their freedoms  [+] (8 new replies) 11/01/2014 on Ben Dreyfuss, Mother Jones... +8
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#59 - danmanjonesnz (11/01/2014) [-]
hate to break it to ya but if you signed up to the US armed forces you're defending desires of corporate interests, not the 'freedoms' of the civilian population. There's been NO threat to these alleged freedoms since WWII and that war was never a threat to your country until you made it one by supporting the British in a European war.
#62 - dingdongpancakes (11/01/2014) [-]
and the right for you to say shit like that.
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#63 - danmanjonesnz (11/01/2014) [-]
I'm no hippie or American. Makes it easy to spot your delusions when you've not been raised inside your propaganda experiment disguised as a county
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#122 - dingdongpancakes (11/02/2014) [-]
>actually taking me seriously
do you people in other nations not know a joke when you see one?
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#123 - danmanjonesnz (11/02/2014) [-]
guess not dingdong
#38 - dingdongpancakes (11/01/2014) [-]
Use that as an argument against them, proud you served/are serving your nation.
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#44 - valyn (11/01/2014) [-]
off topic, but goddamn that man has a magnificent hat. I want one.
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#61 - dingdongpancakes (11/01/2014) [-]
I think you can get a one like it at a surplus store/website. and the man is Mikhail Kalashnikov, designer of the Kalashnikov-47 and more. Died 21st of December, 2013 the news that it happened ruined my christmas
#6 - Kid: "Can I be excused?" Dad: "Only if f I … 10/30/2014 on Dismissed 0
#11 - Two kids in a sandbox, good times good times  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Gay sex +7
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#71 - klitcommander (10/24/2014) [-]
Sounds like a great video. I'll go look it up now!
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#13 - guano (10/24/2014) [-]
PvtToucher, you have the perfect name for this.
#34 - already relevant? it's old(er) so it's about time 10/23/2014 on The banning of toasters -2
#21 - Can't tell if description is serious or mocking phanact's descriptions  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on Star Wars +1
#22 - zahidlol (10/22/2014) [-]
Both. I want to beat phanact, and I kinda mock him in it

Someone will win

But in the end it will be both of us who are faggots
#11 - I work on a boeing 707 and we often get bird strikes. The Air … 10/17/2014 on Angry 0
#4 - Does it? When I say it it seems to roll but thanks man! 10/17/2014 on New Tattoo +1
#2 - Gee, thanks Snoop! 10/17/2014 on New Tattoo +1