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#2716166 - To be frank I'd rather just get a hug and move on with things …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2015 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2716169 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
I understand but you know just forgetting about it won't make it go away.

just try it. please?
#2716153 - Yes, that became evident I mentioned that in my original comment  [+] (3 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2716159 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
keep a food dairy, work out how many calories you need considering your weight and height. try to get close to that number every day.
User avatar #2716166 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
To be frank I'd rather just get a hug and move on with things from there
User avatar #2716169 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
I understand but you know just forgetting about it won't make it go away.

just try it. please?
#2716145 - I've been starving myself to deal with stress because I have b…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2716148 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
you will have mood swings from not eating. I would know, when I don't have time for breakfast and have to leave without it, i'm emotionally unstable.

seriously, starving yourself is not the solution.
User avatar #2716153 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
Yes, that became evident
I mentioned that in my original comment
User avatar #2716159 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
keep a food dairy, work out how many calories you need considering your weight and height. try to get close to that number every day.
User avatar #2716166 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
To be frank I'd rather just get a hug and move on with things from there
User avatar #2716169 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
I understand but you know just forgetting about it won't make it go away.

just try it. please?
#2716142 - Well I didn't Instead, I reduced my food consumption dange…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2716143 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
so do the opposite, steadily increase the amount you eat.

you'll feel better because you'll get your blood sugar up and generally have more energy. not to mention gaining any muscle mass you probably lost.
User avatar #2716145 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
I've been starving myself to deal with stress because I have bad coping mechanisms
User avatar #2716148 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
you will have mood swings from not eating. I would know, when I don't have time for breakfast and have to leave without it, i'm emotionally unstable.

seriously, starving yourself is not the solution.
User avatar #2716153 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
Yes, that became evident
I mentioned that in my original comment
User avatar #2716159 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
keep a food dairy, work out how many calories you need considering your weight and height. try to get close to that number every day.
User avatar #2716166 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
To be frank I'd rather just get a hug and move on with things from there
User avatar #2716169 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
I understand but you know just forgetting about it won't make it go away.

just try it. please?
#2716140 - I recognize that.  [+] (9 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2716141 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
so that means you should do it.
User avatar #2716142 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
Well I didn't
Instead, I reduced my food consumption dangerously low over the course of several weeks
User avatar #2716143 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
so do the opposite, steadily increase the amount you eat.

you'll feel better because you'll get your blood sugar up and generally have more energy. not to mention gaining any muscle mass you probably lost.
User avatar #2716145 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
I've been starving myself to deal with stress because I have bad coping mechanisms
User avatar #2716148 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
you will have mood swings from not eating. I would know, when I don't have time for breakfast and have to leave without it, i'm emotionally unstable.

seriously, starving yourself is not the solution.
User avatar #2716153 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
Yes, that became evident
I mentioned that in my original comment
User avatar #2716159 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
keep a food dairy, work out how many calories you need considering your weight and height. try to get close to that number every day.
User avatar #2716166 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
To be frank I'd rather just get a hug and move on with things from there
User avatar #2716169 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
I understand but you know just forgetting about it won't make it go away.

just try it. please?
#2716135 - For clarification, vomiting immediately after eating isn't nor…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2716139 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
that means you should have regular small meals. look up types of food that apply to you.

starving yourself will not make you better.
User avatar #2716140 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
I recognize that.
User avatar #2716141 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
so that means you should do it.
User avatar #2716142 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
Well I didn't
Instead, I reduced my food consumption dangerously low over the course of several weeks
User avatar #2716143 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
so do the opposite, steadily increase the amount you eat.

you'll feel better because you'll get your blood sugar up and generally have more energy. not to mention gaining any muscle mass you probably lost.
User avatar #2716145 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
I've been starving myself to deal with stress because I have bad coping mechanisms
User avatar #2716148 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
you will have mood swings from not eating. I would know, when I don't have time for breakfast and have to leave without it, i'm emotionally unstable.

seriously, starving yourself is not the solution.
User avatar #2716153 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
Yes, that became evident
I mentioned that in my original comment
User avatar #2716159 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
keep a food dairy, work out how many calories you need considering your weight and height. try to get close to that number every day.
User avatar #2716166 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
To be frank I'd rather just get a hug and move on with things from there
User avatar #2716169 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
I understand but you know just forgetting about it won't make it go away.

just try it. please?
#2716134 - They've told me to eat slowly and avoid foods that make me vom… 03/05/2015 on Friendly +1
#2716127 - Yes. I've seen lots of doctors and been tested for dozens of t…  [+] (14 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2716131 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
and not a single one has given an answer?
what did they tell you to do?

that doesn't make sense.
User avatar #2716135 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
For clarification, vomiting immediately after eating isn't normal for me, it's only expected because of the two factors of starving myself and generally have a weak stomach
User avatar #2716139 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
that means you should have regular small meals. look up types of food that apply to you.

starving yourself will not make you better.
User avatar #2716140 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
I recognize that.
User avatar #2716141 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
so that means you should do it.
User avatar #2716142 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
Well I didn't
Instead, I reduced my food consumption dangerously low over the course of several weeks
User avatar #2716143 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
so do the opposite, steadily increase the amount you eat.

you'll feel better because you'll get your blood sugar up and generally have more energy. not to mention gaining any muscle mass you probably lost.
User avatar #2716145 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
I've been starving myself to deal with stress because I have bad coping mechanisms
User avatar #2716148 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
you will have mood swings from not eating. I would know, when I don't have time for breakfast and have to leave without it, i'm emotionally unstable.

seriously, starving yourself is not the solution.
User avatar #2716153 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
Yes, that became evident
I mentioned that in my original comment
User avatar #2716159 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
keep a food dairy, work out how many calories you need considering your weight and height. try to get close to that number every day.
User avatar #2716166 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
To be frank I'd rather just get a hug and move on with things from there
User avatar #2716169 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
I understand but you know just forgetting about it won't make it go away.

just try it. please?
User avatar #2716134 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
They've told me to eat slowly and avoid foods that make me vomit more.
Additionally, I have been pushed to try various medications and diets over the years.
#2716124 - All things considered, it is well anticipated. I have a s…  [+] (16 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2716125 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
>I have a stomach problem

have you been checked out by someone qualified? if not, do it.
User avatar #2716127 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
Yes. I've seen lots of doctors and been tested for dozens of things. Had the issue for a decade now.
User avatar #2716131 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
and not a single one has given an answer?
what did they tell you to do?

that doesn't make sense.
User avatar #2716135 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
For clarification, vomiting immediately after eating isn't normal for me, it's only expected because of the two factors of starving myself and generally have a weak stomach
User avatar #2716139 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
that means you should have regular small meals. look up types of food that apply to you.

starving yourself will not make you better.
User avatar #2716140 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
I recognize that.
User avatar #2716141 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
so that means you should do it.
User avatar #2716142 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
Well I didn't
Instead, I reduced my food consumption dangerously low over the course of several weeks
User avatar #2716143 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
so do the opposite, steadily increase the amount you eat.

you'll feel better because you'll get your blood sugar up and generally have more energy. not to mention gaining any muscle mass you probably lost.
User avatar #2716145 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
I've been starving myself to deal with stress because I have bad coping mechanisms
User avatar #2716148 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
you will have mood swings from not eating. I would know, when I don't have time for breakfast and have to leave without it, i'm emotionally unstable.

seriously, starving yourself is not the solution.
User avatar #2716153 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
Yes, that became evident
I mentioned that in my original comment
User avatar #2716159 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
keep a food dairy, work out how many calories you need considering your weight and height. try to get close to that number every day.
User avatar #2716166 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
To be frank I'd rather just get a hug and move on with things from there
User avatar #2716169 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
I understand but you know just forgetting about it won't make it go away.

just try it. please?
User avatar #2716134 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
They've told me to eat slowly and avoid foods that make me vomit more.
Additionally, I have been pushed to try various medications and diets over the years.
#2716119 - So starving myself might be making my moods more erratic …  [+] (18 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Friendly +2
#2716122 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
go to the doctor. feeling immediately sick after eating IS NOT NORMAL.
User avatar #2716124 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
All things considered, it is well anticipated.
I have a stomach problem and I've been depriving my stomach of food
User avatar #2716125 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
>I have a stomach problem

have you been checked out by someone qualified? if not, do it.
User avatar #2716127 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
Yes. I've seen lots of doctors and been tested for dozens of things. Had the issue for a decade now.
User avatar #2716131 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
and not a single one has given an answer?
what did they tell you to do?

that doesn't make sense.
User avatar #2716135 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
For clarification, vomiting immediately after eating isn't normal for me, it's only expected because of the two factors of starving myself and generally have a weak stomach
User avatar #2716139 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
that means you should have regular small meals. look up types of food that apply to you.

starving yourself will not make you better.
User avatar #2716140 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
I recognize that.
User avatar #2716141 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
so that means you should do it.
User avatar #2716142 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
Well I didn't
Instead, I reduced my food consumption dangerously low over the course of several weeks
User avatar #2716143 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
so do the opposite, steadily increase the amount you eat.

you'll feel better because you'll get your blood sugar up and generally have more energy. not to mention gaining any muscle mass you probably lost.
User avatar #2716145 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
I've been starving myself to deal with stress because I have bad coping mechanisms
User avatar #2716148 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
you will have mood swings from not eating. I would know, when I don't have time for breakfast and have to leave without it, i'm emotionally unstable.

seriously, starving yourself is not the solution.
User avatar #2716153 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
Yes, that became evident
I mentioned that in my original comment
User avatar #2716159 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
keep a food dairy, work out how many calories you need considering your weight and height. try to get close to that number every day.
User avatar #2716166 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
To be frank I'd rather just get a hug and move on with things from there
User avatar #2716169 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
I understand but you know just forgetting about it won't make it go away.

just try it. please?
User avatar #2716134 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
They've told me to eat slowly and avoid foods that make me vomit more.
Additionally, I have been pushed to try various medications and diets over the years.
#2716110 - Hello Taco 03/05/2015 on Friendly +2
#1728 - I love desperate people! Although I don't know your timezo… 03/04/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
#29 - What if a boy did it to a boy?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2015 on Dick Move +21
#34 - ettne (03/05/2015) [-]
depends. did he say no homo?
#2715794 - Statutory rape 03/04/2015 on Friendly +2
#2715789 - Slice of Life is garbage  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2015 on Friendly +1
#2715804 - ocanom (03/04/2015) [-]
#2715784 - I don't get it. 03/04/2015 on Friendly +1
#2715782 - I hear good things, and I am interested in it personally, but … 03/04/2015 on Friendly +1
#2715778 - I feel I may be forming a mild obsession with starving myself …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2015 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2715781 - WTFoldACCOUNTgone (03/04/2015) [-]
hey man don't be pointing fingers
User avatar #2715784 - Proximity (03/04/2015) [-]
I don't get it.
#10 - Valid question though, as it doesn't look quite as much like t…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/04/2015 on Underestimate +5
User avatar #11 - thewindmagevaati (03/04/2015) [-]
You're right, lately Nintendo's been more active in trying to make her a real sheikah. Rather then an old nanny.
#12 - njjohnny (03/04/2015) [-]
I think the whole Impa redesign thing started with OoT.
Then again, this was Impa in a Link between Worlds, so...
User avatar #33 - timmity (03/04/2015) [-]
I like old Impa, myfaurite of hich hppens to come from my least fourite zela gam, Skyward sword. She ws the only chracter who had emotion witout being a mary sue
#34 - njjohnny (03/04/2015) [-]
>She ws the only chracter who had emotion witout being a mary sue
Forgetting Groose there, mang.
User avatar #35 - timmity (03/04/2015) [-]
*who wasn't a faggot and bulygoestood archetype
#36 - njjohnny (03/04/2015) [-]
True, but God Damn was he entertaining.
User avatar #14 - joshofsouls (03/04/2015) [-]
Well considering every Impa is a reincarnation of another one, I think it's fair to say they don't all look the same
#2714967 - Person I watched it with said the same thing... Only othe…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2714972 - professormeatwad (03/03/2015) [-]
Princess Mononoke is my jam nigga

Watch more stuff
I've spent like 1/3 of my life watching stuff
User avatar #2714971 - tortalis (03/03/2015) [-]
This seems really odd.
I stream Ghibli movies for thread sometimes, I will be sure to invite you for things like Kiki, and Totoro.
User avatar #2714974 - professormeatwad (03/03/2015) [-]
The cutesie ghibli is great but dat mononoke and nausicaa
User avatar #2714980 - tortalis (03/03/2015) [-]
Kiki was my very first anime movie, so it is special to me. Mononoke was good, but I preferred a lot of the others instead.

User avatar #2714982 - professormeatwad (03/03/2015) [-]
Heh, that's funny cause nausicaa was one of my firsts. Akira too, damn I remember watching that with my brother when I was like 4, fun stuff
User avatar #2714992 - tortalis (03/03/2015) [-]
I didn't get into anime until I was maybe 14 years old.
It was my escape from being unhappy constantly.
User avatar #2715005 - professormeatwad (03/03/2015) [-]
tfw
User avatar #2715011 - tortalis (03/03/2015) [-]
It's amazing.
#2714961 - Kinky  [+] (5 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Friendly +3
#2714964 - iamdusk (03/03/2015) [-]
amazing/10
#2714969 - professormeatwad (03/03/2015) [-]
mfw tom green
User avatar #2714976 - iamdusk (03/03/2015) [-]
yeah watch it
User avatar #2714979 - professormeatwad (03/03/2015) [-]
I'm already downloading it *happy crying*
#2714981 - iamdusk (03/03/2015) [-]
#2714960 - Just watched Howl's Moving Castle and that was good. Studi…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2714963 - professormeatwad (03/03/2015) [-]
For the first time? Damn
I've seen it like I unno 20 times in the last decade
User avatar #2714967 - Proximity (03/03/2015) [-]
Person I watched it with said the same thing...
Only other Ghibli film I've seen is Princess Mononoke
I don't watch much stuff.
User avatar #2714972 - professormeatwad (03/03/2015) [-]
Princess Mononoke is my jam nigga

Watch more stuff
I've spent like 1/3 of my life watching stuff
User avatar #2714971 - tortalis (03/03/2015) [-]
This seems really odd.
I stream Ghibli movies for thread sometimes, I will be sure to invite you for things like Kiki, and Totoro.
User avatar #2714974 - professormeatwad (03/03/2015) [-]
The cutesie ghibli is great but dat mononoke and nausicaa
User avatar #2714980 - tortalis (03/03/2015) [-]
Kiki was my very first anime movie, so it is special to me. Mononoke was good, but I preferred a lot of the others instead.

User avatar #2714982 - professormeatwad (03/03/2015) [-]
Heh, that's funny cause nausicaa was one of my firsts. Akira too, damn I remember watching that with my brother when I was like 4, fun stuff
User avatar #2714992 - tortalis (03/03/2015) [-]
I didn't get into anime until I was maybe 14 years old.
It was my escape from being unhappy constantly.
User avatar #2715005 - professormeatwad (03/03/2015) [-]
tfw
User avatar #2715011 - tortalis (03/03/2015) [-]
It's amazing.
#2714942 - I had a weird blowjob that was kind of like that once 03/03/2015 on Friendly +3
#2714929 - Fair enough. Personally, the only horror survival that I'v…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2714932 - tortalis (03/03/2015) [-]
Outlast looks alright, but I don't get into them often either, to be honest.
#2714915 - Apparently "Slender: The Arrival" is good. Much long…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2714920 - tortalis (03/03/2015) [-]
Yeah, I saw a play through of it, it looks better, but still kinda eh.
User avatar #2714929 - Proximity (03/03/2015) [-]
Fair enough.
Personally, the only horror survival that I've enjoyed is Amnesia: The Dark Descent
And then they handed the next game to thechineseroom and fucked that one up.

Other than that, I never got much out of survival horror.
User avatar #2714932 - tortalis (03/03/2015) [-]
Outlast looks alright, but I don't get into them often either, to be honest.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#8876 - Proximity (07/31/2014) [+] (7 replies)
stickied by Proximity
SUPER FETISH CHART 2014
MADE IT MYSELF, FILL IT OUT PLEASE.

Will reply with my own
User avatar #14346 - Proximity (05/03/2015) [-]
I caught a Riolu(Pre-evolution of Lucario) and initially thought of naming him Yiffcario

But my girlfriend would probably question that...

Still, Steel/Fighting is a cool type combo. Wish I had more room in my party
#14347 to #14346 - yiffcario (05/03/2015) [-]
You totally should though.
User avatar #14348 to #14347 - Proximity (05/03/2015) [-]
I'll consider it if I ever take Riolu out of the box
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