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Proximity

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Age: 20
Interests: Cannibalism, pedophilia, gaming
Date Signed Up:11/13/2010
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#2704952 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2704955 - mangioluingi (02/27/2015) [-]
How dreadful.
#2704942 - I have a fetish for disfigurement, so it's as easy as using so…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2704947 - Sperit (02/27/2015) [-]
you stop that
#2704954 - Proximity (02/27/2015) [-]
Why on Earth would I do that?
#2704935 - I want to do very inappropriate things with an albino because …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2704936 - Sperit (02/27/2015) [-]
they are usually ugly and have nigger faces
User avatar #2704942 - Proximity (02/27/2015) [-]
I have a fetish for disfigurement, so it's as easy as using some fire, acid, and/or knives.
Or I'll get extra lucky and they have good facial structure to begin with.
User avatar #2704947 - Sperit (02/27/2015) [-]
you stop that
#2704954 - Proximity (02/27/2015) [-]
Why on Earth would I do that?
#2704929 - Hazel, leaning more green in the blind one  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2704933 - mangioluingi (02/27/2015) [-]
Amazing work.
#2704897 - I can relate. Maybe some music would help. Or funny … 02/27/2015 on Friendly +2
#2704894 - Sometimes I hear about people and it's just "Dud…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Friendly +2
#2704895 - babybeel (02/27/2015) [-]
If I puke from too much chocolate it will be a metaphor for their worth.
I will expel them from myself.
It will be a poetic up-chuck.
User avatar #2704897 - Proximity (02/27/2015) [-]
I can relate.
Maybe some music would help.
Or funny videos
Puking is probably less than ideal...
User avatar #2704896 - babybeel (02/27/2015) [-]
I fucked up this video somehow
#2704889 - Was something wrong?  [+] (6 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2704892 - babybeel (02/27/2015) [-]
An asshole in my group frustrates me. He refused to let us work as a team and kept snatching the work sheets away so him and his friend could do it, ignoring me and the other person. Like "fuck you, this group is me and my friend only". He kept kicking me too and never apologised, making dumb ass noises, and just making me want to punch him.
Then my counsellor wasnt in so I got a replacement this time and she told me to "just do it" [it as in get over my anxiety]. 10/10 counsellor.
#2704894 - Proximity (02/27/2015) [-]
Sometimes I hear about people and it's just

"Dude, what the hell?"

I just can't accept that people behave that way, it seems so counter-productive for everyone involved.

Glad the chocolate was good.
#2704895 - babybeel (02/27/2015) [-]
If I puke from too much chocolate it will be a metaphor for their worth.
I will expel them from myself.
It will be a poetic up-chuck.
User avatar #2704897 - Proximity (02/27/2015) [-]
I can relate.
Maybe some music would help.
Or funny videos
Puking is probably less than ideal...
User avatar #2704896 - babybeel (02/27/2015) [-]
I fucked up this video somehow
User avatar #2704893 - heartsickruben (02/27/2015) [-]
I wish I could punch em both right now
holy shit
#2704887 - Bitter dark is the only true way to enjoy it.  [+] (8 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Friendly +2
#2704888 - babybeel (02/27/2015) [-]
The shop didnt have any sadly. So I just bought a large aero bar to help me feel better.
User avatar #2704889 - Proximity (02/27/2015) [-]
Was something wrong?
User avatar #2704892 - babybeel (02/27/2015) [-]
An asshole in my group frustrates me. He refused to let us work as a team and kept snatching the work sheets away so him and his friend could do it, ignoring me and the other person. Like "fuck you, this group is me and my friend only". He kept kicking me too and never apologised, making dumb ass noises, and just making me want to punch him.
Then my counsellor wasnt in so I got a replacement this time and she told me to "just do it" [it as in get over my anxiety]. 10/10 counsellor.
#2704894 - Proximity (02/27/2015) [-]
Sometimes I hear about people and it's just

"Dude, what the hell?"

I just can't accept that people behave that way, it seems so counter-productive for everyone involved.

Glad the chocolate was good.
#2704895 - babybeel (02/27/2015) [-]
If I puke from too much chocolate it will be a metaphor for their worth.
I will expel them from myself.
It will be a poetic up-chuck.
User avatar #2704897 - Proximity (02/27/2015) [-]
I can relate.
Maybe some music would help.
Or funny videos
Puking is probably less than ideal...
User avatar #2704896 - babybeel (02/27/2015) [-]
I fucked up this video somehow
User avatar #2704893 - heartsickruben (02/27/2015) [-]
I wish I could punch em both right now
holy shit
#2704886 - They're almost as bad as liberals  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2704907 - kanadetenshi (02/27/2015) [-]
Yeah at least conservatives want slightly less government than them.
#2704883 - I used to have loads of obscure weird porn on my HDD and it al… 02/27/2015 on Friendly +2
#2704878 - Well first he balanced her on his penis and spun her around un…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2704882 - redlikeroses (02/27/2015) [-]
What the fuck, man.
User avatar #2704883 - Proximity (02/27/2015) [-]
I used to have loads of obscure weird porn on my HDD and it all vanished when the HDD crashed.

So I have been trying to replenish my obscure porn collection
#2704871 - His daughter died and he thinks she left him because he never …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2704872 - redlikeroses (02/27/2015) [-]
What.
User avatar #2704878 - Proximity (02/27/2015) [-]
Well first he balanced her on his penis and spun her around until she was so dizzy she passed out for a bit

Then he said "But we're not done yet" and his penis was glowing like a light saber
He turned red when he orgasmed for some reason.

It took 12 hours to obtain this video.
User avatar #2704882 - redlikeroses (02/27/2015) [-]
What the fuck, man.
User avatar #2704883 - Proximity (02/27/2015) [-]
I used to have loads of obscure weird porn on my HDD and it all vanished when the HDD crashed.

So I have been trying to replenish my obscure porn collection
#2704852 - I found this really really old video that was last translated …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2704870 - redlikeroses (02/27/2015) [-]
What.
User avatar #2704871 - Proximity (02/27/2015) [-]
His daughter died and he thinks she left him because he never gave her bloomers
So when the little girl on screen snuck into his house and found a box of stolen bloomers, he thought it was his deceased daughter

He was stealing bloomers to fill the void in his heart




Then he fucked her
User avatar #2704872 - redlikeroses (02/27/2015) [-]
What.
User avatar #2704878 - Proximity (02/27/2015) [-]
Well first he balanced her on his penis and spun her around until she was so dizzy she passed out for a bit

Then he said "But we're not done yet" and his penis was glowing like a light saber
He turned red when he orgasmed for some reason.

It took 12 hours to obtain this video.
User avatar #2704882 - redlikeroses (02/27/2015) [-]
What the fuck, man.
User avatar #2704883 - Proximity (02/27/2015) [-]
I used to have loads of obscure weird porn on my HDD and it all vanished when the HDD crashed.

So I have been trying to replenish my obscure porn collection
#14225 - 2015 update 02/25/2015 on Proximity's profile 0
#738 - Prepare to face the Mighty Milhouse Manastorm Lowl… 02/25/2015 on Show Admin what you sound like 0
#636 - "Behold the absolute power - of Wilfred Fizzlebang! Maste…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on Show Admin what you sound like +1
#651 - ilikepatatas (02/25/2015) [-]
done
#631 - I want to hear someone face off against Milhouse Manastorm  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Show Admin what you sound like 0
#734 - oxYKellark (02/25/2015) [-]
#738 - Proximity (02/25/2015) [-]
Prepare to face the Mighty Milhouse Manastorm
Lowly gnome in WoW, but horribly back-firing legendary in Hearthstone
Though I think he's not so bad if the meta can't take tempo advantage of free spells for a turn.
#2700331 - >Calls me daddy >I tell her to get her homework done…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Friendly +3
User avatar #2700375 - joshuaww (02/25/2015) [-]
lol
User avatar #2700335 - NinjaKnight (02/25/2015) [-]
amazing
#2700334 - pyyro (02/25/2015) [-]
#2700333 - heartsickruben (02/25/2015) [-]
#2700287 - Gosh, you're so violent. You need to calm down, missy. 02/25/2015 on Friendly +2
#2700285 - There was an edit of this about lesbians and I never found it … 02/25/2015 on Friendly +3
#2700163 - AND OTHER PEOPLE I KNOW RELEASE AT 1:00PM, 2:30, 3:00, AND MAN…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2700164 - pyyro (02/24/2015) [-]
I WAS ON SKYPE FROM MY PHONE ALL DAY.
#2700157 - YOU'RE THE ONE THAT HAD SCHOOL, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHEN…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2700159 - pyyro (02/24/2015) [-]
I GET OUT AT 12:35 YOU SCRUB.
User avatar #2700163 - Proximity (02/24/2015) [-]
AND OTHER PEOPLE I KNOW RELEASE AT 1:00PM, 2:30, 3:00, AND MANY HAVE WORK/CLUB AFTERWARDS.

I WOULDN'T GUESS YOUR SCHEDULE
User avatar #2700164 - pyyro (02/24/2015) [-]
I WAS ON SKYPE FROM MY PHONE ALL DAY.
#2700156 - It's like they could have had a long gentle **** that m…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2700161 - zeruaargi (02/24/2015) [-]
And it wasn't the last time oh no. The Sonic Boom fiasco is still up there, the show is okay and the Sonic Comics are good from what I hear but those aren't the game canon and now SEGA wants to make some endless runner mobile game bullshit, they already have an endless runner mobile game so not sure why they should make another one.
#2700152 - I still feel totally ignored! You even wanted to play toda…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2700154 - pyyro (02/24/2015) [-]
I AM ON SKYPE YOU NEVER MESSAGED ME YOU SLUT.

I still wanted to play!
User avatar #2700157 - Proximity (02/24/2015) [-]
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT HAD SCHOOL, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHEN YOU'RE AROUND?
User avatar #2700159 - pyyro (02/24/2015) [-]
I GET OUT AT 12:35 YOU SCRUB.
User avatar #2700163 - Proximity (02/24/2015) [-]
AND OTHER PEOPLE I KNOW RELEASE AT 1:00PM, 2:30, 3:00, AND MANY HAVE WORK/CLUB AFTERWARDS.

I WOULDN'T GUESS YOUR SCHEDULE
User avatar #2700164 - pyyro (02/24/2015) [-]
I WAS ON SKYPE FROM MY PHONE ALL DAY.
#2700144 - No but Why was this even made? This is leg…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2700151 - zeruaargi (02/24/2015) [-]
It was suppose to be the 15th anniversary game for Sonic but SEGA just decided to release a Sonic game literally a year and a day after Shadow the Hedgehog so I doubt they had the time to do anything and just wanted to make a game for it but ended up pushing out that turd.
User avatar #2700156 - Proximity (02/24/2015) [-]
It's like they could have had a long gentle shit that might be a lot of time to finish, but satisfying at the end, but weren't patient enough and just horribly tore everyone's asshole by shitting the thing out in one fell swoop

Leaving everyone crying and unhappy.
User avatar #2700161 - zeruaargi (02/24/2015) [-]
And it wasn't the last time oh no. The Sonic Boom fiasco is still up there, the show is okay and the Sonic Comics are good from what I hear but those aren't the game canon and now SEGA wants to make some endless runner mobile game bullshit, they already have an endless runner mobile game so not sure why they should make another one.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#8876 - Proximity (07/31/2014) [+] (7 replies)
stickied by Proximity
SUPER FETISH CHART 2014
MADE IT MYSELF, FILL IT OUT PLEASE.

Will reply with my own
#14269 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
Hi Proximity! I've eaten 10 grams of rice this week. That's a lot of food for me! I'm ready to mine minerals now!
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