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Age: 21
Interests: Social outcasts, guro, fetish culture
Date Signed Up:11/13/2010
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#51 - Corruption of Champions is coming up with a new update soon. F…  [+] (28 new replies) 10/06/2015 on was fixing my nephews laptop. +8
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#245 - yugiohkris (10/06/2015) [-]
I just wish I could see my character.
#158 - getaloadoff (10/06/2015) [-]
When is update expected? Kinda got bored with CoC for a while there...
#85 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
Where can one grab that? For science.
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#94 - Proximity (10/06/2015) [-]
#96 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
Found thanks to heartlessrobot, trying to find the girlfriends4ever one as well. All I've found have malware attached though.
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#72 - heartlessrobot (10/06/2015) [-]
I prefer the anal dildo bits, sorry. Vaginas aren't my thing.
#120 - vegasstoner (10/06/2015) [-]
#223 - heartlessrobot (10/06/2015) [-]
Sometimes.
#88 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
Psst. Since he seems gone.. Where can I crab that CoC game? Science calls to me.
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#90 - heartlessrobot (10/06/2015) [-]
#91 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
Thank you.
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#92 - heartlessrobot (10/06/2015) [-]
Welcome.
#93 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
Would you know of a safe place to get the girlfriends4ever one too?
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#95 - heartlessrobot (10/06/2015) [-]
No, sorry.
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#73 - Proximity (10/06/2015) [-]
Well I did write them, so it's nice if you like it.
Not the scene I like most, myself..
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#74 - heartlessrobot (10/06/2015) [-]
I think my favorite scene is submitting to Akbal.
That tonguework.
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#75 - Proximity (10/06/2015) [-]
Can't claim that one
And I play pure, so I haven't even seen it
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#79 - heartlessrobot (10/06/2015) [-]
Also, pure? Who plays a porn game to not have raunchy sex?
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#80 - Proximity (10/06/2015) [-]
Well you can always save and try out a scene
Bonus: It's always a virgin scene when applicable!
Load save afterwards.

But I like heading for the kind of prime objective. You are a hero that must fight the demons.
Giving in and letting the raunchy world have its way with you might not always jeopardize the plan, but it's not the ideal.
You are not a demon, you don't need sex to get what you need. You just need your raw power!

My longest-running save is a virgin lesbian warrior. She has everything pristine and untouched, aside from letting Phylla and Amily lick/scissor with her.
Just my primary style of play.I've seen lots of the scenes, but it isn't my biggest concern
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#81 - heartlessrobot (10/06/2015) [-]
Oh, I always play the buttslut mage. If I can't tease someone into submission, their ass is getting burnt. I'm not big on lesbian sex, but sometimes I go for the girls.
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#77 - heartlessrobot (10/06/2015) [-]
After thinking for a minute, you nod to Akbal. The deep voice in your head commands you to disrobe. You obediently take off your tube top and short shorts and set it aside just before the demon is upon you.

Akbal pushes you face-first into the ground and places his forward paws on your back, pinning your chest against the ground. He removes them after a few seconds and you attempt to reposition yourself, only for you to be pushed back down again: a silent yet forceful command for you to stay in this position.

His paws slide to your waist, changing into hands along the way. You look back and watch as his body starts morphing into a more humanoid shape, his muscles shifting themselves beneath his skin as his body changes to something better suited to dominate you.

He suddenly yanks your upturned bottom half toward himself and shoves his face into your spacious, cushy ass. His slippery wet tongue begins to work its way into your stretched ass, greedily lapping at your exposed backside as though it were a quickly-melting ice cream cone. The sensation causes you to groan and grind against the tongue, quickly losing yourself into ecstasy. You spread your legs and arch your back, allowing his long and thick jaguar tongue to drill deeper into your stretched asshole. You feel his thick and warm saliva sliding into you and coating your insides.

Akbal slurps his way down to your nutsack, slathering his heated saliva over your orbs and making you groan as your sensitive pair of gonads are teased and gently juggled by Akbal’s masterful tongue. Your body continually twitches with pleasure from the sensations. His oral ministrations end when a sudden warmth heats your innards, and you shiver in ecstasy as the demon rises to mount you. A single paw-like hand shoves your lifted chest and face back into the dirt, causing cold earth to cling to your face as Akbal gets into position above you.

You feel him poking around your anus, learning quickly that not only is his member insanely large, but its head is covered in dozens of tiny barbs. Thanks to the weird saliva he slathered your innards with, you feel no pain as his gargantuan member forcibly widens your ass.

Akbal’s titanic member stretching your backdoor makes you groan beneath him, reveling in the slick heat and the fullness of your bowels. His saliva heats up, creating a steamy and pleasurable warmth inside your body. As he begins to pump his huge member in and out of you, the barbs covering his head begin to vibrate. Your body is hit with waves of unbearable pleasure, the wicked-looking barbs acting more like humming sex beads than barbs. Your body begins to act of its own accord; your jiggling backside grinds against his thrusts as his large sex slides in, his trunk slamming into your spacious rump with rhythmic claps that echo throughout the forest.

Akbal works his hips fast, piston-pumping his long demon cat-dick in and out of your stretched butthole. The rampant babbling coming from your mouth breaks with his every thrust, and your body is racked by orgasm after orgasm. You’re soon on your chest and knees in a pool of your own love juices.

Akbal releases a harsh growl and you feel his large feline member twitch and swell inside you. You let out a growl of your own as the hot, corrupted seed of the demon cat shoots into you. Feeling the hot, wet warmth being fucked deeper into you is so close to supreme bliss that you can scarcely tell the difference.
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#78 - heartlessrobot (10/06/2015) [-]
After the sensation begins to settle, you realize Akbal isn’t slowing down. His hips carry on with their pistoning right through his orgasm and continually slam into your spacious derriere. He persists until he’s erupted no less than eight times, masterfully working your hole the entire time.

After his final massive eruption, the jaguar demon pulls out. His copious load is released from your happy hole in an oddly satisfying cascade of thick white cream, rushing like a waterfall down your legs.

The jaguar demon no longer seems to mind your presence in his territory as he drapes his body over yours, and the two of you fall into a sex-induced sleep.
#102 - goodguygary (10/06/2015) [-]
god fucking damn it i hate akbal so fucking much, that arrogant little shithead.
#104 - heartlessrobot (10/06/2015) [-]
Yeah but you get two good starter powers from him, he makes your ass bigger without fucking up any of your other features, and dear god does he know how to eat ass.
I would, IRL, submit to him in a heartbeat. I don't care if my ass would hang open afterwards, it just seems so amazing.
#106 - goodguygary (10/06/2015) [-]
i just cannot stand how arrogant he is, that shit-eating centaur prick too. i mean if i had my choice, i'd choose literally any other CoC character before those two.
that being said, akbal's scene is still 10/10
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#108 - heartlessrobot (10/06/2015) [-]
Eh, I'm a subby little buttslut, so maybe that's why I find the arrogance attractive.
Also, this is originally meant to show arrogance, and it's the #1 used FJ emote.
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#197 - droitesorel (10/06/2015) [-]
"Sub little buttslut"

Basically the opposite of what I do with my life.
#111 - goodguygary (10/06/2015) [-]
akbal is 1 part arrogant 2 parts asshole, i really make it sound like arrogance is my main problem, but as long as you're a semi friendly person i don't got a problem. i suppose my real problem is that akbal reminds me too much of my grandmother in his asshole-ish arrogance, and that kills the boner.
#85 - I have seen a lot of dog dicks And human ones It doe… 10/05/2015 on Not gay tho. +1
#78 - And also the hymen tearing isn't a kick to the stomach ..I…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/05/2015 on Not gay tho. +1
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#79 - PolarFroster (10/05/2015) [-]
Hate to neuter your fun, but most dog dicks are smaller than humans (girth and length) with the exception of the knot, unless you get a super massive dog breed, and then going from virgin to knot would tear you open.
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#85 - Proximity (10/05/2015) [-]
I have seen a lot of dog dicks
And human ones
It does vary, but there are several bigger than humans
Most certainly the knot, of course
#58 - Hell of a lot kinkier to think of losing your virginity to a d… 10/05/2015 on Not gay tho. 0
#54 - Not fully accurate, but there's some truth to that. Defi… 10/05/2015 on Not gay tho. +1
#44 - If the hymen is intact, I'll stick to external stuff and anal.…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/05/2015 on Not gay tho. 0
#105 - niggastolemyname (10/05/2015) [-]
>gets to the word dog
>this whole thread
#51 - anon (10/05/2015) [-]
I'm sorry to break it to you, sex doesn't work like it does in hentai.
Even a dog tearing your hymen just feels like a small kick in your stomach and it's over, dogs never last long enough either.

You also can't actually feel any 'warm cum inside you', you can't feel it inside you, you can't feel things cum either.
You can feel it better with anal, but again, not when it's actually inside you.
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#99 - buddywuggle (10/05/2015) [-]
You sound like you know from experience.
You must have had a lucky dog to get some virgin pussy.
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#76 - whatupbiatch (10/05/2015) [-]
I'm not going to argue the anime or the dog part...
but you can definitely feel when someone cums in you.
It's warmer than the rest and it kinda feels like having a period...
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#78 - Proximity (10/05/2015) [-]
And also the hymen tearing isn't a kick to the stomach
..It's also not the pain part I refer to. Hymen feels little

Pain comes from tension in the vagina, and being stretched beyond prior experiences.
Arousal can mask a lot of the pain, but when nothing has every been in there AND what's going in there is bigger than a human's dick... It's going to be felt. Nervousness from first time contributes even more.

But I don't have a vagina, I'm compiling what I know on the matter to establish this
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#79 - PolarFroster (10/05/2015) [-]
Hate to neuter your fun, but most dog dicks are smaller than humans (girth and length) with the exception of the knot, unless you get a super massive dog breed, and then going from virgin to knot would tear you open.
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#85 - Proximity (10/05/2015) [-]
I have seen a lot of dog dicks
And human ones
It does vary, but there are several bigger than humans
Most certainly the knot, of course
#54 - Proximity (10/05/2015) [-]
Not fully accurate, but there's some truth to that. Definitely not like hentai, everyone knows that much.
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#48 - drhoffable (10/05/2015) [-]
why a dog man
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#58 - Proximity (10/05/2015) [-]
Hell of a lot kinkier to think of losing your virginity to a dog than to a human.
And the hymen adds even more to the experience.
#1115989 - Admittedly, I get a hardon for everything Especially … 10/04/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
#1115960 - Gotta love love, man.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
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#1115978 - wemilznotkill (10/04/2015) [-]
It's what keeps me happy in life
#1115954 - Should have clarified "no user-fic"  [+] (2 new replies) 10/04/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
#1115979 - fizzor (10/04/2015) [-]
all these fags got a hard-on for each other so they'd ask for it anyways, i reckon
#1115989 - Proximity (10/04/2015) [-]
Admittedly, I get a hardon for everything

Especially disfigured people.

Numerous people suggest I have some form of sexual mania, with a couple having mentioned "Satyriasis"

I'm in no position to judge people finding lots of other people attractive.
#1115894 - Oh my KonaKaga You'd have thought I'd have done that b…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/04/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
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#1115914 - wemilznotkill (10/04/2015) [-]
It's been a while since I see the anime too...I don't remember Kagami having other siblings...but everything else seems spot on

Hmm, fetishes. Eh, i'm not too big on em, just make em love each other man, love love
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#1115938 - chillybilly (10/04/2015) [-]
That dere-dere fetish
#1115950 - wemilznotkill (10/04/2015) [-]
Are you implying I have a dere-dere fetish?
#1115960 - Proximity (10/04/2015) [-]
Gotta love love, man.
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#1115978 - wemilznotkill (10/04/2015) [-]
It's what keeps me happy in life
#1115863 - Would prefer not doing erotica of specific real people - mostl…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/04/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
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#1115875 - wemilznotkill (10/04/2015) [-]
What if I give you our sex tape?

Make a hot Konata and K....Kagami one then
#1115894 - Proximity (10/04/2015) [-]
Oh my
KonaKaga
You'd have thought I'd have done that by now. Been almost 8 years since I saw that anime, I think.
Could probably do it though, I remember enough

Konata is an only child of a single male parent. Otaku, like her father. Despite shitstain otaku personality, she's petite, athletic, and cute. Partially due to father's grooming.
Kagami is tsundere, and the more mature of a pair of twins. She has.. 2 other sisters besides the twin? Two parents. She's a shrine maiden and she takes a lot of stuff quite seriously. Ero gets her flustered, but she's actually interested in it.

Am I remembering this right?
Any fetishes I should include?
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#1115914 - wemilznotkill (10/04/2015) [-]
It's been a while since I see the anime too...I don't remember Kagami having other siblings...but everything else seems spot on

Hmm, fetishes. Eh, i'm not too big on em, just make em love each other man, love love
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#1115938 - chillybilly (10/04/2015) [-]
That dere-dere fetish
#1115950 - wemilznotkill (10/04/2015) [-]
Are you implying I have a dere-dere fetish?
#1115960 - Proximity (10/04/2015) [-]
Gotta love love, man.
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#1115978 - wemilznotkill (10/04/2015) [-]
It's what keeps me happy in life
#1115852 - I don't frequent the backroom nearly enough to do that.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
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#1115856 - bizzareslam (10/04/2015) [-]
just do it by username alone
#1115842 - Hey, anyone want me to write something for them? …  [+] (19 new replies) 10/04/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
#1115935 - fizzor (10/04/2015) [-]
this thread man
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#1115954 - Proximity (10/04/2015) [-]
Should have clarified "no user-fic"
#1115979 - fizzor (10/04/2015) [-]
all these fags got a hard-on for each other so they'd ask for it anyways, i reckon
#1115989 - Proximity (10/04/2015) [-]
Admittedly, I get a hardon for everything

Especially disfigured people.

Numerous people suggest I have some form of sexual mania, with a couple having mentioned "Satyriasis"

I'm in no position to judge people finding lots of other people attractive.
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#1115898 - djdaly (10/04/2015) [-]
I think there are about 7 people here that want to have sex with me so I couldn't choose.

Do barkhorn since he asked first.
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#1115891 - barkhorn (10/04/2015) [-]
Make me and djdaly go broke back mountain on each other
#1115883 - vaulttec (10/04/2015) [-]
Write erotica about me n you
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#1115848 - wemilznotkill (10/04/2015) [-]
do erotica of me and chillybilly
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#1115863 - Proximity (10/04/2015) [-]
Would prefer not doing erotica of specific real people - mostly because I know barely anyone. I don't know anyone's personality or interests outside of a select few.
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#1115875 - wemilznotkill (10/04/2015) [-]
What if I give you our sex tape?

Make a hot Konata and K....Kagami one then
#1115894 - Proximity (10/04/2015) [-]
Oh my
KonaKaga
You'd have thought I'd have done that by now. Been almost 8 years since I saw that anime, I think.
Could probably do it though, I remember enough

Konata is an only child of a single male parent. Otaku, like her father. Despite shitstain otaku personality, she's petite, athletic, and cute. Partially due to father's grooming.
Kagami is tsundere, and the more mature of a pair of twins. She has.. 2 other sisters besides the twin? Two parents. She's a shrine maiden and she takes a lot of stuff quite seriously. Ero gets her flustered, but she's actually interested in it.

Am I remembering this right?
Any fetishes I should include?
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#1115914 - wemilznotkill (10/04/2015) [-]
It's been a while since I see the anime too...I don't remember Kagami having other siblings...but everything else seems spot on

Hmm, fetishes. Eh, i'm not too big on em, just make em love each other man, love love
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#1115938 - chillybilly (10/04/2015) [-]
That dere-dere fetish
#1115950 - wemilznotkill (10/04/2015) [-]
Are you implying I have a dere-dere fetish?
#1115960 - Proximity (10/04/2015) [-]
Gotta love love, man.
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#1115978 - wemilznotkill (10/04/2015) [-]
It's what keeps me happy in life
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#1115846 - bizzareslam (10/04/2015) [-]
make me a backroom fan fiction
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#1115852 - Proximity (10/04/2015) [-]
I don't frequent the backroom nearly enough to do that.
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#1115856 - bizzareslam (10/04/2015) [-]
just do it by username alone
#45 - Thank you very much.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2015 on logic. +1
#46 - graphomaniac (10/04/2015) [-]
#39 - I do feel your pain I say more important than your op…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/04/2015 on logic. +2
#40 - trollmobile (10/04/2015) [-]
strawmanning has one and only one legitimate use: humorous mocking.
it should never be used in place of a legitimate argument, or to try to further a point.

<- example of mocking strawmanning for the sake of humor

and i agree, i'm strongly opinionated and regularely argue my views, so it pains me so much when i see people i actually agree with, use illigitimate methoods of furthering their point, and i step in to help the other side by calling them out on their bullshit.
it's so painfull, but i have to do it. because as you said, it is better to lose with grace than to win with fallacies.
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#107 - Greevon (10/04/2015) [-]
But this is a humor website. Wouldn't strawmanning be appropriate then?
#37 - On the topic of gun control, I just really like that Disturbed…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/04/2015 on logic. +1
#44 - graphomaniac (10/04/2015) [-]
Legion of Monsters, one of the best off the album.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUokUgFc-PM

"And I call you a pimp as you whore the insane."

Here's a background as well.
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#45 - Proximity (10/04/2015) [-]
Thank you very much.
#46 - graphomaniac (10/04/2015) [-]
#35 - How can you be born without a nose? That doesn't make any scen…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/03/2015 on Have chilldhood tricks gone... +29
#174 - tarabostes (10/04/2015) [-]
You cheeky lil cunt
it's "P-R-O-X-I-M-I-T-Y" Right?
#54 - graphomaniac (10/04/2015) [-]
#32 - I appreciate any attempt to make a pun, even the ones that d… 10/03/2015 on Have chilldhood tricks gone... +3
#37 - Still free 10/02/2015 on Improvements could be made... +2
#5 - That is obviously supposed to be a gif Why can't I save it as one?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2015 on Booty had us like -1
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#8 - ogthegreat (10/01/2015) [-]
I made it using gifmaker.com . I guess they don't save the files as gifs.
#67 - Turning it into a joke: No tact, but pickup lines are lighthea… 09/29/2015 on im sure you've heard'em before -2
#47 - "I think making a silly turn-around with it is fun. "… 09/29/2015 on im sure you've heard'em before 0
#22 - I find them entertaining Especially "I'd rather …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/29/2015 on im sure you've heard'em before +1
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#66 - commoncrunch (09/29/2015) [-]
>If someone has actual feelings for me and they confess it, I'll be more tactful about it.
You'd be more tactful about turning down a person? I'm confused here.
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#67 - Proximity (09/29/2015) [-]
Turning it into a joke: No tact, but pickup lines are lighthearted. It's not a serious situation
If it was some kind of sincere confession of love, I'd be tactful about rejecting them.
I won't make fun of them for it.

This is, of course, assuming it's someone I want to reject for whatever reason.
#53 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
*see a cute girl and consider options*
-i could just go up and say hi
-and then...
-"i just saw you and thought... i'd... talk to you?"
-no no, um... "I see you're drinking... something"... everybody's drinking something...
-nice shirt? no she'll think i'm gay or lame
-she's cute, should i tell her she's cute?
-no, too close to harassment/hunting vagina
-maybe i shouldn't bother, she might not want anyone to hit on her
-...or maybe that's why she's here?
-maybe she's hoping someone will flirt with her?
-i could pussy out like usual or i could just talk to her
-she's with friends, so i probably shouldn't interrupt that
-or maybe this is a good opportunity cause she's more open to having a good time
-or if she's alone, maybe she wants someone to talk to?
-i should give her a reason to talk to me so it's less awkward
-maybe buy her a drink?
-send it her way? no, that's weird, i should offer it first
-i could say "hey, I just saw you across the bar and thought i'd buy you a drink"
-no, too long, too much opportunity to fuck up
-what about, "hey, let me get you a drink"
-no, too pushy
-i could just go with "hey, can i buy you a drink?" yeah, that's straight forward, smooth, not much fuck-uppery
*walks over*
*knees weak, arms spaghetti*
-"Hey, can I buy you a drink?"
-"I'd rather have the money."
-"What mon- oh, the money from the drink? I uh, haha, yeah, uh, wait, like a prostitute thing? I'm not into... OH... Sorry, I was just joking. I was joking! I wasn't expecting... Come on, you gotta admit that was a weird thing to say. Sorry... fuck, jeez, you said a weird... don't get mad at me about it
-fuck, everyone's looking
-I don't know what to say, i'm not good at confrontation
-I'm gonna leave now
-Well now I know not to talk to people, cool
-guess i'll die alone
-Thanks self-involved person who apparently has never had to start a conversation
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#46 - toboz (09/29/2015) [-]
>Some stranger at a bar saying some corny pickup line while I'm not interested?
>while im not interested

so what are you bitching about what he says then
you are not interested anyway

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#47 - Proximity (09/29/2015) [-]
"I think making a silly turn-around with it is fun. "
I'm not viewing it as bitching, and much the point of my comment is that I personally wouldn't realise someone sees it as being bitchy
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#38 - unladenswallow (09/29/2015) [-]
"I'd rather have the money". To which my reply would be "Well that was easy. Your place or mine?"
#666 - Perfect for perverse sadists on the internet 09/28/2015 on fetishes. 0
#180 - Rockin' the beard. 09/28/2015 on I film vertically, fite me 0
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#8876 - Proximity (07/31/2014) [+] (13 replies)
stickied by Proximity
SUPER FETISH CHART 2014
MADE IT MYSELF, FILL IT OUT PLEASE.

Will reply with my own
#14903 to #8876 - gittons (10/07/2015) [-]
up to you to work out which of these i like doing to my self and which i would only do to others.
that and you might spot the huge flaw here at the end.
#14904 to #14903 - Proximity (10/07/2015) [-]
You forgot the a/s/l, orientation, date of fill out, and role
#14905 to #14904 - gittons (10/07/2015) [-]
21/male/england, bi, 7th of october 2015.
#14510 to #8876 - mirukawa (08/30/2015) [-]
dere
#14374 to #8876 - thycupcake ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
Oh how far I have come
#14126 to #8876 - theorangefox ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Spice up your profile a little!
#12786 to #8876 - theseventhalias (10/17/2014) [-]
here ya go
#10509 to #8876 - webs (09/15/2014) [-]
#9566 to #8876 - LoliSama (08/15/2014) [-]
#9322 to #8876 - thismustbeseen (08/07/2014) [-]
nobody's into rollerskates No one seems to mind though either so that's good.
#14225 to #8877 - Proximity (02/25/2015) [-]
2015 update
#15077 - SethDaKiDIIx (05/25/2016) [-]
Feelin frisky?