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Proximity

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Personal Info
Age: 20
Interests: Social outcasts, guro, fetish culture
Date Signed Up:11/13/2010
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#6826
Comment Ranking:#4526
Highest Content Rank:#499
Highest Comment Rank:#322
Content Thumbs: 14932 total,  17652 ,  2720
Comment Thumbs: 10623 total,  11563 ,  940
Content Level Progress: 32.3% (323/1000)
Level 214 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 215 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 24% (24/100)
Level 290 Comments: Post Master → Level 291 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:34
Content Views:323732
Times Content Favorited:33 times
Total Comments Made:6032
FJ Points:25538
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latest user's comments

#2767375 - You're an imaginative one. Very creative.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2015 on Friendly +1
#2767377 - mikli (04/08/2015) [-]
#2767372 - Work in progress, but I built my first treehouse in Terraria. …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/08/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2767453 - kisman (04/08/2015) [-]
neat
#2767378 - professormeatwad (04/08/2015) [-]
dat deer girl
User avatar #2767382 - Proximity (04/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, I did slight edit of Zilem's Deer-Dryad
I'm using most of Zilem's texture pack. He helped me learn to edit it, so some of it's with my own touch
User avatar #2767374 - mikli (04/08/2015) [-]
your lamps look like bubble gum dipped in mustard
User avatar #2767376 - zeruaargi (04/08/2015) [-]
How it feels to chew 5 gum
User avatar #2767375 - Proximity (04/08/2015) [-]
You're an imaginative one. Very creative.
#2767377 - mikli (04/08/2015) [-]
#375 - He was driving while trying to offer me a cigar 04/06/2015 on True +1
#27 - When I was 16 Friend-of-Friend: "Hey, try this grape …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/06/2015 on True +104
#275 - Rascal (04/06/2015) [-]
>grape cigar
>you're supposed to be driving

Nigga what
User avatar #375 - Proximity (04/06/2015) [-]
He was driving while trying to offer me a cigar
#59 - mulletisha (04/06/2015) [-]
Dude it's just a cigar, I don't see why you wouldn't try it. A) cigars are celebratory, like champagne or confetti, you wouldn't have it every day. B) dude its grape flavour ffs feed your inner black man
User avatar #56 - darktoucan (04/06/2015) [-]
you're such a pussy. its grape flavor it cant be bad for you.
User avatar #84 - mgsexplain (04/06/2015) [-]
>>#59, >>#56,

He said no because he's not a faggot, and fruity cigars are for faggots
User avatar #85 - darktoucan (04/06/2015) [-]
spmeone doesnt get sarcasm
User avatar #86 - mgsexplain (04/06/2015) [-]
I got sarcasm, I was just making a joke about how FRUITY cigars are for faggots.
#17 - Who wouldn't want some fun in their lives? It just happen… 04/04/2015 on questions that matter 0
#342 - Short people are the right people. Especially if they look… 04/03/2015 on Short girl problems 0
#1263 - Shame. I like flying everywhere at super speed, can't go back now. 04/02/2015 on Meet an FJer, make friends,... +1
#1252 - Frostwolf Warmane is a private server though. Like hell wo…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2015 on Meet an FJer, make friends,... +1
#1257 - dawggz (04/02/2015) [-]
Damnit. I play on WotLK realm Ragnaros. It's the only wow version that I like and is still up and running. Couldn't get myself around to playing MoP (have a shaman lvl 90 there though but I don't play on it).
User avatar #1263 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
Shame. I like flying everywhere at super speed, can't go back now.
#551 - Yeah but that's boring ****** up is the only kind o… 04/02/2015 on Meet an FJer, make friends,... 0
#525 - True, and there are many girls on FJ I have dirty pictures…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2015 on Meet an FJer, make friends,... 0
User avatar #531 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
not all girls are, it's the same thing with anywhere, some are good, others are not.
User avatar #551 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
Yeah but that's boring
Fucked up is the only kind of person I want to be around.
#490 - You don't know me Maybe I'm a wife. Maybe I'm actually…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/02/2015 on Meet an FJer, make friends,... 0
User avatar #511 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
maybe, but this IS fj
User avatar #525 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
True, and there are many girls on FJ
I have dirty pictures as proof

Even blood

And panties.

The girls on this site are fucked up though
User avatar #531 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
not all girls are, it's the same thing with anywhere, some are good, others are not.
User avatar #551 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
Yeah but that's boring
Fucked up is the only kind of person I want to be around.
#321 - Up until that crash, my sole income was selling my blood …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/02/2015 on Meet an FJer, make friends,... 0
User avatar #345 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
housewife skills ARE always useful. (don't you mean house husband though?)
User avatar #490 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
You don't know me
Maybe I'm a wife.
Maybe I'm actually a 43 year old woman in a suburban neighborhood that writes bad slashfiction while my husband works a $120K job

You don't know.
User avatar #511 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
maybe, but this IS fj
User avatar #525 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
True, and there are many girls on FJ
I have dirty pictures as proof

Even blood

And panties.

The girls on this site are fucked up though
User avatar #531 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
not all girls are, it's the same thing with anywhere, some are good, others are not.
User avatar #551 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
Yeah but that's boring
Fucked up is the only kind of person I want to be around.
#306 - Lack of money for HDDs and lack of trust for online backups  [+] (8 new replies) 04/02/2015 on Meet an FJer, make friends,... 0
User avatar #315 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
shit, but external hard drives ARE cheep nowa days
User avatar #321 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
Up until that crash, my sole income was selling my blood
Now it's selling my blood and selling my writing

I'm a hell of a mooch but I make a damn good housewife so it works out in the end.
User avatar #345 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
housewife skills ARE always useful. (don't you mean house husband though?)
User avatar #490 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
You don't know me
Maybe I'm a wife.
Maybe I'm actually a 43 year old woman in a suburban neighborhood that writes bad slashfiction while my husband works a $120K job

You don't know.
User avatar #511 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
maybe, but this IS fj
User avatar #525 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
True, and there are many girls on FJ
I have dirty pictures as proof

Even blood

And panties.

The girls on this site are fucked up though
User avatar #531 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
not all girls are, it's the same thing with anywhere, some are good, others are not.
User avatar #551 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
Yeah but that's boring
Fucked up is the only kind of person I want to be around.
#279 - I suppose, but some stuff is REALLY hard to get ahold of. …  [+] (10 new replies) 04/02/2015 on Meet an FJer, make friends,... 0
User avatar #301 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
yeah, losing those things that only YOU had is impossible to get back. (you never made any back ups?)
User avatar #306 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
Lack of money for HDDs and lack of trust for online backups
User avatar #315 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
shit, but external hard drives ARE cheep nowa days
User avatar #321 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
Up until that crash, my sole income was selling my blood
Now it's selling my blood and selling my writing

I'm a hell of a mooch but I make a damn good housewife so it works out in the end.
User avatar #345 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
housewife skills ARE always useful. (don't you mean house husband though?)
User avatar #490 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
You don't know me
Maybe I'm a wife.
Maybe I'm actually a 43 year old woman in a suburban neighborhood that writes bad slashfiction while my husband works a $120K job

You don't know.
User avatar #511 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
maybe, but this IS fj
User avatar #525 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
True, and there are many girls on FJ
I have dirty pictures as proof

Even blood

And panties.

The girls on this site are fucked up though
User avatar #531 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
not all girls are, it's the same thing with anywhere, some are good, others are not.
User avatar #551 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
Yeah but that's boring
Fucked up is the only kind of person I want to be around.
#255 - I used to post a ton of stuff. I like collecting porn, but wha…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/02/2015 on Meet an FJer, make friends,... 0
User avatar #262 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
shit, welp at least there the fun of building it up?
User avatar #279 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
I suppose, but some stuff is REALLY hard to get ahold of.
Like lolicon videos. fuckin' eMule seems the only reliable way to get most of it
And I had a really good guro folder and I'm not sure where to get some of the better parts.

Still, I can be more organized from the ground up at least.
Lost only a little unique stuff. ie: Things that were created and saved solely for myself, no one on earth has it.
Probably to her dismay, my most recent ex's videos were restored. Then again, never plan to share that stuff. I have "unique" content because I don't share them.
User avatar #301 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
yeah, losing those things that only YOU had is impossible to get back. (you never made any back ups?)
User avatar #306 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
Lack of money for HDDs and lack of trust for online backups
User avatar #315 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
shit, but external hard drives ARE cheep nowa days
User avatar #321 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
Up until that crash, my sole income was selling my blood
Now it's selling my blood and selling my writing

I'm a hell of a mooch but I make a damn good housewife so it works out in the end.
User avatar #345 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
housewife skills ARE always useful. (don't you mean house husband though?)
User avatar #490 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
You don't know me
Maybe I'm a wife.
Maybe I'm actually a 43 year old woman in a suburban neighborhood that writes bad slashfiction while my husband works a $120K job

You don't know.
User avatar #511 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
maybe, but this IS fj
User avatar #525 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
True, and there are many girls on FJ
I have dirty pictures as proof

Even blood

And panties.

The girls on this site are fucked up though
User avatar #531 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
not all girls are, it's the same thing with anywhere, some are good, others are not.
User avatar #551 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
Yeah but that's boring
Fucked up is the only kind of person I want to be around.
#244 - A lot happens, don't recall you though. Where would I know you from?  [+] (14 new replies) 04/02/2015 on Meet an FJer, make friends,... 0
User avatar #246 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
nsfw, I remember being in the thread of that pic you posted, did you post other stuff?
User avatar #255 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
I used to post a ton of stuff. I like collecting porn, but what's the point if I don't share?
Hard drive crashed though and I lost most my collection. Just shrugged it off and slowly been rebuilding
User avatar #262 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
shit, welp at least there the fun of building it up?
User avatar #279 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
I suppose, but some stuff is REALLY hard to get ahold of.
Like lolicon videos. fuckin' eMule seems the only reliable way to get most of it
And I had a really good guro folder and I'm not sure where to get some of the better parts.

Still, I can be more organized from the ground up at least.
Lost only a little unique stuff. ie: Things that were created and saved solely for myself, no one on earth has it.
Probably to her dismay, my most recent ex's videos were restored. Then again, never plan to share that stuff. I have "unique" content because I don't share them.
User avatar #301 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
yeah, losing those things that only YOU had is impossible to get back. (you never made any back ups?)
User avatar #306 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
Lack of money for HDDs and lack of trust for online backups
User avatar #315 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
shit, but external hard drives ARE cheep nowa days
User avatar #321 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
Up until that crash, my sole income was selling my blood
Now it's selling my blood and selling my writing

I'm a hell of a mooch but I make a damn good housewife so it works out in the end.
User avatar #345 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
housewife skills ARE always useful. (don't you mean house husband though?)
User avatar #490 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
You don't know me
Maybe I'm a wife.
Maybe I'm actually a 43 year old woman in a suburban neighborhood that writes bad slashfiction while my husband works a $120K job

You don't know.
User avatar #511 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
maybe, but this IS fj
User avatar #525 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
True, and there are many girls on FJ
I have dirty pictures as proof

Even blood

And panties.

The girls on this site are fucked up though
User avatar #531 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
not all girls are, it's the same thing with anywhere, some are good, others are not.
User avatar #551 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
Yeah but that's boring
Fucked up is the only kind of person I want to be around.
#216 - I used to post a lot of porn but now I just play video games l…  [+] (20 new replies) 04/02/2015 on Meet an FJer, make friends,... 0
User avatar #1249 - dawggz (04/02/2015) [-]
Realm?
User avatar #1252 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
Frostwolf
Warmane is a private server though. Like hell would I pay so much for something I like stopping for long periods of time and picking up at random
#1257 - dawggz (04/02/2015) [-]
Damnit. I play on WotLK realm Ragnaros. It's the only wow version that I like and is still up and running. Couldn't get myself around to playing MoP (have a shaman lvl 90 there though but I don't play on it).
User avatar #1263 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
Shame. I like flying everywhere at super speed, can't go back now.
User avatar #220 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
I REMEMBER YOU (how've you been?)
#244 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
A lot happens, don't recall you though. Where would I know you from?
User avatar #246 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
nsfw, I remember being in the thread of that pic you posted, did you post other stuff?
User avatar #255 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
I used to post a ton of stuff. I like collecting porn, but what's the point if I don't share?
Hard drive crashed though and I lost most my collection. Just shrugged it off and slowly been rebuilding
User avatar #262 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
shit, welp at least there the fun of building it up?
User avatar #279 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
I suppose, but some stuff is REALLY hard to get ahold of.
Like lolicon videos. fuckin' eMule seems the only reliable way to get most of it
And I had a really good guro folder and I'm not sure where to get some of the better parts.

Still, I can be more organized from the ground up at least.
Lost only a little unique stuff. ie: Things that were created and saved solely for myself, no one on earth has it.
Probably to her dismay, my most recent ex's videos were restored. Then again, never plan to share that stuff. I have "unique" content because I don't share them.
User avatar #301 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
yeah, losing those things that only YOU had is impossible to get back. (you never made any back ups?)
User avatar #306 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
Lack of money for HDDs and lack of trust for online backups
User avatar #315 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
shit, but external hard drives ARE cheep nowa days
User avatar #321 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
Up until that crash, my sole income was selling my blood
Now it's selling my blood and selling my writing

I'm a hell of a mooch but I make a damn good housewife so it works out in the end.
User avatar #345 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
housewife skills ARE always useful. (don't you mean house husband though?)
User avatar #490 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
You don't know me
Maybe I'm a wife.
Maybe I'm actually a 43 year old woman in a suburban neighborhood that writes bad slashfiction while my husband works a $120K job

You don't know.
User avatar #511 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
maybe, but this IS fj
User avatar #525 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
True, and there are many girls on FJ
I have dirty pictures as proof

Even blood

And panties.

The girls on this site are fucked up though
User avatar #531 - repostforlife (04/02/2015) [-]
not all girls are, it's the same thing with anywhere, some are good, others are not.
User avatar #551 - Proximity (04/02/2015) [-]
Yeah but that's boring
Fucked up is the only kind of person I want to be around.
#8 - Thin women are hot though And thick women And girly bo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2015 on ooooOOOOOO +9
#12 - improbablyyourdad (03/31/2015) [-]
"I accidentally made a vaguely phallic shape in pottery and got aroused once."
u thursty ass fuK
#50 - Look, anyone can understand being insecure about your body and…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2015 on M'fatass +8
User avatar #62 - takingittoofar (03/29/2015) [-]
Couldn't agree more, On tinder for example, if i go into a girls profile and her pictures make her out to be thin except for one where it shows she's overweight I'm much less likely to swipe left than if she'd only had the piture of her being overweight.

TL;DR Lying is a no no.
User avatar #59 - manofparody (03/29/2015) [-]
Also, confidence.

If you're fat, your best bet at any woman in the world is confidence. That doesn't mean arrogance or cocky, but confidence. Lying about anything or hiding it is not confidence. You want a 10/10 woman and you're a 4/10? Confidence. That's what I had and I got a beautiful woman with an amazing body that is an angel.
#808 - I like minors and self-harm. I'm a very bad influenc… 03/29/2015 on Hook up with an FJer, TONIGHT! 0
#26 - It's namely targetting people that are old enough that they're… 03/28/2015 on Is she too old for you? 0
#25 - Fix'd* 03/28/2015 on Is she too old for you? 0
#371007 - :3 03/22/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#100 - Props to you on that one! He said a lot of words. 03/22/2015 on Colorblind +2
#214 - I will hold out hope for non-emos that like guro and self-harm  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2015 on Sharing your fetishes 0
User avatar #215 - thestooges (03/21/2015) [-]
good luck with that
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#8876 - Proximity (07/31/2014) [+] (8 replies)
stickied by Proximity
SUPER FETISH CHART 2014
MADE IT MYSELF, FILL IT OUT PLEASE.

Will reply with my own
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