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Age: 20
Interests: Social outcasts, having online conversations that would make you an outcast IRL, guro, fetish culture
Date Signed Up:11/13/2010
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#14795 - Stalking  [+] (3 new replies) 03/17/2015 on theorangefox's profile 0
User avatar #14796 - theorangefox (03/17/2015) [-]
But there's nothing here to see!
User avatar #14797 - Proximity (03/17/2015) [-]
That's why I'm playing WoW
User avatar #14798 - theorangefox (03/17/2015) [-]
Ugh!
#2732073 - I like baggy. Biggest reason to get new clothes is really that… 03/16/2015 on Friendly +2
#2732070 - Mine was just to have a stronger will and conviction to do wha… 03/16/2015 on Friendly +1
#2732066 - What was it?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2732068 - Moondog (03/16/2015) [-]
Mine was to lose weight and exercise more

School and stress kinda got in the way of that
User avatar #2732070 - Proximity (03/16/2015) [-]
Mine was just to have a stronger will and conviction to do what I set out to do.
#2732053 - I've lost 30 pounds since the start of the year!  [+] (4 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2732065 - Moondog (03/16/2015) [-]
Woo! Congrats!

My new year's resolution went pretty terrible. :\
User avatar #2732066 - Proximity (03/16/2015) [-]
What was it?
User avatar #2732068 - Moondog (03/16/2015) [-]
Mine was to lose weight and exercise more

School and stress kinda got in the way of that
User avatar #2732070 - Proximity (03/16/2015) [-]
Mine was just to have a stronger will and conviction to do what I set out to do.
#2732051 - I've lost 30 pounds I'm proud of myself. My …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2732061 - djdaly (03/16/2015) [-]
Too small on me*
User avatar #2732059 - djdaly (03/16/2015) [-]
>Get awesome orange hoodie for Christmas one year
>Love it, but it's too big on me
>Sad it doesn't fit
>Lose weight
>Hoodie is now too baggy

One of my most bittersweet realizations.
User avatar #2732073 - Proximity (03/16/2015) [-]
I like baggy. Biggest reason to get new clothes is really that I'm taller than I was when I got these.
And I even buy clothes with the idea that I'll grow into them. I think I may be done growing though.
#14790 - I don't obey 03/15/2015 on theorangefox's profile 0
#14788 - I'm stalking you because I don't obey the rules  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2015 on theorangefox's profile 0
#14789 - theorangefox (03/15/2015) [-]
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
User avatar #14790 - Proximity (03/15/2015) [-]
I don't obey
#58 - Anyone that is more interested in losing their virginity than … 03/15/2015 on If you were stuck on an... 0
#16 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/14/2015 on what I call edgy +2
#17 - merrrione (03/14/2015) [-]
I assume you dont actually have the source
#19 - merrrione (03/14/2015) [-]
i'm reading and now i'm wishing this wasnt porn because it's actually endearing.
goddammit.
#38 - I don't believe I've ever owned a facebook account, but I have… 03/14/2015 on I Cringed So Fucking Hard 0
#14 - Dr. Pepper  [+] (5 new replies) 03/14/2015 on what I call edgy 0
#15 - merrrione (03/14/2015) [-]
...s-source?
#17 - merrrione (03/14/2015) [-]
I assume you dont actually have the source
#19 - merrrione (03/14/2015) [-]
i'm reading and now i'm wishing this wasnt porn because it's actually endearing.
goddammit.
#10501890 - It's okay, it's lonely masturbating in my bedroom 6 hours a day 03/10/2015 on Autism Board +2
#10501888 - I'll pass on nasal areas for now, thanks.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2015 on Autism Board +2
User avatar #10501889 - Decode (03/10/2015) [-]
omg I'm sorry, didn't mean to mention. Didn't know we had a prox account :C
User avatar #10501890 - Proximity (03/10/2015) [-]
It's okay, it's lonely masturbating in my bedroom 6 hours a day
#162 - I've never met an angry short person. And I've almost excl…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2015 on Double Standards +1
#167 - iampercocet (03/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, I have yet to meet anyone around where I live that's in to short people. They all want to be with tall people. And I ended up there with them.

Not that I would never date someone my height or shorter, that's just silly, I just seem to prefer tall

And I wouldn't know anything about the dicks, personally, but your statement seems to line up from what I generally hear from women and some men when they talk about sex they've had in the past. Bigger isn't always better.
#158 - I find short people very cute, guys included - if they're also…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/10/2015 on Double Standards +1
User avatar #160 - iampercocet (03/10/2015) [-]
I dunno, all the short people I know are always really angry, myself included, unfortunately.

I think we're all just pissed off because we have to look up to talk to almost everyone.

It's a good thing I like tall women, because all the women around me are taller than me.
User avatar #162 - Proximity (03/10/2015) [-]
I've never met an angry short person.
And I've almost exclusively dated short people.

Not on purpose, just sort of worked out that way. Mostly weebs.
Works out well for me since I do like short people so much, everything smaller is better.
Including the dicks.
#167 - iampercocet (03/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, I have yet to meet anyone around where I live that's in to short people. They all want to be with tall people. And I ended up there with them.

Not that I would never date someone my height or shorter, that's just silly, I just seem to prefer tall

And I wouldn't know anything about the dicks, personally, but your statement seems to line up from what I generally hear from women and some men when they talk about sex they've had in the past. Bigger isn't always better.
#43 - I found really good porn of that girl and thought I should mention it.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2015 on If the Bible was a videogame +1
#44 - xskullgirlsx (03/06/2015) [-]
I have too
User avatar #97 - incognitoad (03/06/2015) [-]
I haven't.
#33 - You're welcome. If you ever want to know about super hardcore …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2015 on The important questions 0
User avatar #37 - xxjmacxx (03/06/2015) [-]
Lol
#31 - From the fully developed urethra I'm no expert, hermaphrod…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/05/2015 on The important questions 0
#32 - silentpaper (03/05/2015) [-]
thank you kind sir. i have learned so much today
User avatar #33 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
You're welcome. If you ever want to know about super hardcore sadism, blood fetish, or virgin stuff, I'm your ticket. Hermaphrodites not so much, but I'm glad to have helped.
User avatar #37 - xxjmacxx (03/06/2015) [-]
Lol
#29 - Penis is grown where the clitoris otherwise would be.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/05/2015 on The important questions +2
#30 - silentpaper (03/05/2015) [-]
which one do they pee out of?
User avatar #31 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
From the fully developed urethra
I'm no expert, hermaphrodites are rare in humans. Most humans that express both biological sexes do not have both genitals
Those that do, to my knowledge, will urinate from whichever urethra developed properly, which may vary from case to case.
#32 - silentpaper (03/05/2015) [-]
thank you kind sir. i have learned so much today
User avatar #33 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
You're welcome. If you ever want to know about super hardcore sadism, blood fetish, or virgin stuff, I'm your ticket. Hermaphrodites not so much, but I'm glad to have helped.
User avatar #37 - xxjmacxx (03/06/2015) [-]
Lol
#27 - It's a term generally reserved for hentai, or any other artist…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/05/2015 on The important questions +1
#28 - silentpaper (03/05/2015) [-]
are the penis and vagina like side by side?
User avatar #29 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
Penis is grown where the clitoris otherwise would be.
#30 - silentpaper (03/05/2015) [-]
which one do they pee out of?
User avatar #31 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
From the fully developed urethra
I'm no expert, hermaphrodites are rare in humans. Most humans that express both biological sexes do not have both genitals
Those that do, to my knowledge, will urinate from whichever urethra developed properly, which may vary from case to case.
#32 - silentpaper (03/05/2015) [-]
thank you kind sir. i have learned so much today
User avatar #33 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
You're welcome. If you ever want to know about super hardcore sadism, blood fetish, or virgin stuff, I'm your ticket. Hermaphrodites not so much, but I'm glad to have helped.
User avatar #37 - xxjmacxx (03/06/2015) [-]
Lol
#25 - Futas don't? No, they do. Futas are girls with dicks. Boob…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/05/2015 on The important questions +1
#26 - silentpaper (03/05/2015) [-]
how the hell does that even happen? is that even real?
User avatar #27 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
It's a term generally reserved for hentai, or any other artistic depiction of it.

In reality, the equivalent is hermaphrodite. They are real, and hormones fuck them up six ways to sunday.
Some turn out cute though.
#28 - silentpaper (03/05/2015) [-]
are the penis and vagina like side by side?
User avatar #29 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
Penis is grown where the clitoris otherwise would be.
#30 - silentpaper (03/05/2015) [-]
which one do they pee out of?
User avatar #31 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
From the fully developed urethra
I'm no expert, hermaphrodites are rare in humans. Most humans that express both biological sexes do not have both genitals
Those that do, to my knowledge, will urinate from whichever urethra developed properly, which may vary from case to case.
#32 - silentpaper (03/05/2015) [-]
thank you kind sir. i have learned so much today
User avatar #33 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
You're welcome. If you ever want to know about super hardcore sadism, blood fetish, or virgin stuff, I'm your ticket. Hermaphrodites not so much, but I'm glad to have helped.
User avatar #37 - xxjmacxx (03/06/2015) [-]
Lol
#23 - What about dicks? All three have dicks  [+] (11 new replies) 03/05/2015 on The important questions 0
#24 - silentpaper (03/05/2015) [-]
futas don't. im just not a dick person. just was curious about the difference between trap and shemale
User avatar #25 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
Futas don't?
No, they do. Futas are girls with dicks. Boobs, vagina, penis
#26 - silentpaper (03/05/2015) [-]
how the hell does that even happen? is that even real?
User avatar #27 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
It's a term generally reserved for hentai, or any other artistic depiction of it.

In reality, the equivalent is hermaphrodite. They are real, and hormones fuck them up six ways to sunday.
Some turn out cute though.
#28 - silentpaper (03/05/2015) [-]
are the penis and vagina like side by side?
User avatar #29 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
Penis is grown where the clitoris otherwise would be.
#30 - silentpaper (03/05/2015) [-]
which one do they pee out of?
User avatar #31 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
From the fully developed urethra
I'm no expert, hermaphrodites are rare in humans. Most humans that express both biological sexes do not have both genitals
Those that do, to my knowledge, will urinate from whichever urethra developed properly, which may vary from case to case.
#32 - silentpaper (03/05/2015) [-]
thank you kind sir. i have learned so much today
User avatar #33 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
You're welcome. If you ever want to know about super hardcore sadism, blood fetish, or virgin stuff, I'm your ticket. Hermaphrodites not so much, but I'm glad to have helped.
User avatar #37 - xxjmacxx (03/06/2015) [-]
Lol
#21 - Shemales have boobs Futa has boobs and vagina Trap ju…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/05/2015 on The important questions 0
#22 - silentpaper (03/05/2015) [-]
ah, i don't really care about boobs. just vagina
User avatar #23 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
What about dicks? All three have dicks
#24 - silentpaper (03/05/2015) [-]
futas don't. im just not a dick person. just was curious about the difference between trap and shemale
User avatar #25 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
Futas don't?
No, they do. Futas are girls with dicks. Boobs, vagina, penis
#26 - silentpaper (03/05/2015) [-]
how the hell does that even happen? is that even real?
User avatar #27 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
It's a term generally reserved for hentai, or any other artistic depiction of it.

In reality, the equivalent is hermaphrodite. They are real, and hormones fuck them up six ways to sunday.
Some turn out cute though.
#28 - silentpaper (03/05/2015) [-]
are the penis and vagina like side by side?
User avatar #29 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
Penis is grown where the clitoris otherwise would be.
#30 - silentpaper (03/05/2015) [-]
which one do they pee out of?
User avatar #31 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
From the fully developed urethra
I'm no expert, hermaphrodites are rare in humans. Most humans that express both biological sexes do not have both genitals
Those that do, to my knowledge, will urinate from whichever urethra developed properly, which may vary from case to case.
#32 - silentpaper (03/05/2015) [-]
thank you kind sir. i have learned so much today
User avatar #33 - Proximity (03/05/2015) [-]
You're welcome. If you ever want to know about super hardcore sadism, blood fetish, or virgin stuff, I'm your ticket. Hermaphrodites not so much, but I'm glad to have helped.
User avatar #37 - xxjmacxx (03/06/2015) [-]
Lol
#2716166 - To be frank I'd rather just get a hug and move on with things …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2015 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2716169 - borderlineparanoid (03/05/2015) [-]
I understand but you know just forgetting about it won't make it go away.

just try it. please?
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#8876 - Proximity (07/31/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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SUPER FETISH CHART 2014
MADE IT MYSELF, FILL IT OUT PLEASE.

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