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Proximity

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Age: 20
Interests: Social outcasts, guro, fetish culture
Date Signed Up:11/13/2010
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#243917 - Only if you want it extra friendly  [+] (6 new replies) 05/20/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
#243931 - IruinedTheJoke (05/20/2015) [-]
I might grab your back, or maybe something lower~

We will never know...
#243953 - Proximity (05/20/2015) [-]
I'm sure you'll do it just as awkwardly as Volde
Fair warning though, I'm very dominant..
#243957 - IruinedTheJoke (05/20/2015) [-]
Oh boy...
#243978 - Proximity (05/20/2015) [-]
As I said, I'm quite sensitive
As a result, I tend to.. Be the driving force when things get hot and heavy.
It feels good, I want more. If I'm able to get that from you, I'll make sure to get all of it I can.

I keep my body fit so my stamina can match my desires. When everything sparks pleasure, why would I ever stop? Because you're tired? That's not a good enough reason.
In fact, if I keep forcing it after you're done, you'll eventually get better at lasting through it. It might hurt at first, but trust me, pleasure is even better when you're physically exhausted.

Exhaustive sex is one of my fetishes. Every ounce of stamina should be burned out before I stop. It's the only way to feel like it was truly enough.

"Obsessed" they say. If you felt the way I do, you'd be the same.
#243985 - IruinedTheJoke (05/20/2015) [-]
That's hawt~
#244001 - Proximity (05/20/2015) [-]
Also this is why I don't tend to hug my family or the children of my siblings.
#243901 - If I press my hands on my cheeks and flex my throat muscles, I…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/20/2015 on FJ Backroom +2
#243934 - medewu (05/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #243924 - barkhorn (05/20/2015) [-]
Has.
User avatar #243913 - lightningunicorn (05/20/2015) [-]
oh there's the hide all button
User avatar #243915 - thycupcake (05/20/2015) [-]
mate
User avatar #243911 - IruinedTheJoke (05/20/2015) [-]
Can I give you a hug?
User avatar #243917 - Proximity (05/20/2015) [-]
Only if you want it extra friendly
#243931 - IruinedTheJoke (05/20/2015) [-]
I might grab your back, or maybe something lower~

We will never know...
#243953 - Proximity (05/20/2015) [-]
I'm sure you'll do it just as awkwardly as Volde
Fair warning though, I'm very dominant..
#243957 - IruinedTheJoke (05/20/2015) [-]
Oh boy...
#243978 - Proximity (05/20/2015) [-]
As I said, I'm quite sensitive
As a result, I tend to.. Be the driving force when things get hot and heavy.
It feels good, I want more. If I'm able to get that from you, I'll make sure to get all of it I can.

I keep my body fit so my stamina can match my desires. When everything sparks pleasure, why would I ever stop? Because you're tired? That's not a good enough reason.
In fact, if I keep forcing it after you're done, you'll eventually get better at lasting through it. It might hurt at first, but trust me, pleasure is even better when you're physically exhausted.

Exhaustive sex is one of my fetishes. Every ounce of stamina should be burned out before I stop. It's the only way to feel like it was truly enough.

"Obsessed" they say. If you felt the way I do, you'd be the same.
#243985 - IruinedTheJoke (05/20/2015) [-]
That's hawt~
#244001 - Proximity (05/20/2015) [-]
Also this is why I don't tend to hug my family or the children of my siblings.
#243396 - It's ridiculous I don't see how you can drink even one who…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
User avatar #243577 - theluppijackal (05/20/2015) [-]
it was habit
Plus the black and white tea was very good.
Now I just brew my own and use stevia
#3 - My vegan friend believes owning a pet is akin to owning a slav… 05/19/2015 on CoD Ghosts Undiscovered... 0
#5 - Well he did say "not white" 05/19/2015 on Deadlifts +59
#15 - It's on the fringe of going into a cringe comp, but I love it. 05/18/2015 on Breakup Meme (guy version) -4
#233576 - djdaly did!  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2015 on FJ Backroom +2
User avatar #233582 - mikli (05/18/2015) [-]
I'll punish him later
#233729 - djdaly (05/18/2015) [-]
#233573 - I have no reason to believe someone with no experience would b… 05/18/2015 on FJ Backroom +2
#233559 - I'm going to upvote this because a lot of parents really need … 05/18/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
#233552 - Yeah but Virgins are great. You know how the bes…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/18/2015 on FJ Backroom +3
User avatar #233565 - mikli (05/18/2015) [-]
oh goodness who brought you here
User avatar #233576 - Proximity (05/18/2015) [-]
djdaly did!
User avatar #233582 - mikli (05/18/2015) [-]
I'll punish him later
#233729 - djdaly (05/18/2015) [-]
#233555 - misfitprince (05/18/2015) [-]
Oh I believe that.

I think I'd be great in bed.

I'm just not the kind of guy to sleep with random women.
User avatar #233573 - Proximity (05/18/2015) [-]
I have no reason to believe someone with no experience would be great in bed.
Practice makes perfect, you know?

But as a dominant person, myself, I get a lot of enjoyment out of inexperience. YOU don't need to be great, you just need to be very willing

Although rape is a fetish of mine, it's just got a whole different set of feelings associated with it.
#233548 - Don't blame me for any man's insecurities. I like pe…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
User avatar #233553 - djdaly (05/18/2015) [-]
My bad!
#2803614 - hey man I ain't no cupid don't look at me  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on Friendly +1
#2803616 - shisno (05/18/2015) [-]
>Know it's just because of how close we work together*
#99 - I managed to convert the "usual healer" in guild wee… 05/12/2015 on Healers +2
#14 - Thank you. 05/09/2015 on Florida 0
#12 - Well the article isn't linked, and it wouldn't be the first ti…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2015 on Florida +5
#13 - endospore (05/09/2015) [-]
Him not knowing is perfectly understandable, yes. What is not okay is him jumping to conclusions and making judgements while not knowing.

And here's the site where the story broke fcir.org/2015/03/08/in-florida-officials-ban-term-climate-change/
User avatar #14 - Proximity (05/09/2015) [-]
Thank you.
#103 - Nah no real depth. Admittedly, it can be hard to make a proper… 05/03/2015 on Oh... 0
#95 - Pretty face-value message Poor family based on the mother…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Oh... 0
User avatar #100 - pickaxe (05/03/2015) [-]
Thanks.
I was kimda hoping for some joke vor some underlyimg message,but i guess this works.
User avatar #103 - Proximity (05/03/2015) [-]
Nah no real depth. Admittedly, it can be hard to make a properly executed message

Blah blah blah pedophilia is profitable. That's your message.
Bonus: If you have two children, you can use one as the money-maker and the other as the kid you're trying to raise properly with that extra cash to help.

Shame people that slut their kids for cash are generally not that good at raising them. Reminds me of the Butterfly Effect. Guy fucked his daughter a whole bunch and left the boy alone, and boy turned out to become a prick.
User avatar #101 - pickaxe (05/03/2015) [-]
Autocorrect was still on German,sorry
#94 - Pretty face-value message Poor family based on the mother …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2015 on Oh... +1
User avatar #118 - newprinny (05/03/2015) [-]
Ah, because the only thing I could think of if it were supposed to have some kind of meaning is some dumb shit like "girls are sexualized and prostituted so that boys can be have video games" or something retarded like that, dood.
#6 - I argue it can ALL be optimistic PM/AM not mentioned … 05/01/2015 on Dead Sarah Jessica Parker -1
#44 - As people in the comments are realizing, this does not mean ev… 05/01/2015 on Orgasm 0
#788 - As it only one time did I get dust, not one dust reward per arena run 04/27/2015 on What games are you playing... 0
#786 - I hear it used to do more dust and less gold, but I guess not … 04/27/2015 on What games are you playing... 0
#781 - 4-6 4 means you need luck to get 150. You get 3 rewards, a…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/27/2015 on What games are you playing... 0
User avatar #784 - drsmall (04/27/2015) [-]
Awesome. Thanks for the tips. Sounds like I gotta try out more arena
User avatar #788 - Proximity (04/27/2015) [-]
As it only one time did I get dust, not one dust reward per arena run
User avatar #786 - Proximity (04/27/2015) [-]
I hear it used to do more dust and less gold, but I guess not anymore. I only got dust once in all the arena runs I've done since starting 5-6 days ago
#777 - I get 3 wins and it usually give me 40-70 gold and a GvG pack.…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/27/2015 on What games are you playing... +1
User avatar #778 - drsmall (04/27/2015) [-]
I didn't know it was possible to get Gold from Arena. How many wins would it take to get enough gold to play arena again?
User avatar #781 - Proximity (04/27/2015) [-]
4-6
4 means you need luck to get 150. You get 3 rewards, and if 2 are gold then you have a chance of that gold being 150+ combined. 1 will almost always be a card pack.
But usually it's not 150

5 got me 155 and 140 both times I hit it. 6 gets me 150-180 every time.
8 and 9 gets me about 200-255
12 got me 300 gold and a golden aldor peacekeeper.(Plus the cardpack of course)
User avatar #784 - drsmall (04/27/2015) [-]
Awesome. Thanks for the tips. Sounds like I gotta try out more arena
User avatar #788 - Proximity (04/27/2015) [-]
As it only one time did I get dust, not one dust reward per arena run
User avatar #786 - Proximity (04/27/2015) [-]
I hear it used to do more dust and less gold, but I guess not anymore. I only got dust once in all the arena runs I've done since starting 5-6 days ago
#775 - I'm compelled to use all my gold on Arena Althou…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/27/2015 on What games are you playing... +1
User avatar #776 - drsmall (04/27/2015) [-]
If you're getting 12 fucking wins the Arena will pay out haha. I've only been playing for about a week. When I do arena, I get 2-3 wins and get a booster pack and some dust
User avatar #777 - Proximity (04/27/2015) [-]
I get 3 wins and it usually give me 40-70 gold and a GvG pack. My average is 6 wins, I think.
But, you know. I'm greedy. Having lots of gold feels good. Secure.
User avatar #778 - drsmall (04/27/2015) [-]
I didn't know it was possible to get Gold from Arena. How many wins would it take to get enough gold to play arena again?
User avatar #781 - Proximity (04/27/2015) [-]
4-6
4 means you need luck to get 150. You get 3 rewards, and if 2 are gold then you have a chance of that gold being 150+ combined. 1 will almost always be a card pack.
But usually it's not 150

5 got me 155 and 140 both times I hit it. 6 gets me 150-180 every time.
8 and 9 gets me about 200-255
12 got me 300 gold and a golden aldor peacekeeper.(Plus the cardpack of course)
User avatar #784 - drsmall (04/27/2015) [-]
Awesome. Thanks for the tips. Sounds like I gotta try out more arena
User avatar #788 - Proximity (04/27/2015) [-]
As it only one time did I get dust, not one dust reward per arena run
User avatar #786 - Proximity (04/27/2015) [-]
I hear it used to do more dust and less gold, but I guess not anymore. I only got dust once in all the arena runs I've done since starting 5-6 days ago
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#8876 - Proximity (07/31/2014) [+] (15 replies)
stickied by Proximity
SUPER FETISH CHART 2014
MADE IT MYSELF, FILL IT OUT PLEASE.

Will reply with my own
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