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#14 - Hey, I really appreciate hearing your story. I'm really sorry …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2015 on Hey guys. +1
User avatar #15 - langweilig (06/27/2015) [-]
i feel that dude.appreciate it. im surprised you read it all i was just like fuck it ill just go back to the beginning and tell the story i too have a lot of time haha
#11 - Girlfriend broke up with me yesterday.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2015 on What's making you depressed? 0
User avatar #50 - corporate (06/26/2015) [-]
I know the feeling.
I'm still whining like a bitch about my break up...
#9 - Yeah, go for it man.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/26/2015 on Hey guys. 0
User avatar #10 - langweilig (06/27/2015) [-]
lets see. this might be boring and long and you might not care but so if its too long just ignor. in 2010 i met this girl in one of my classes in college. she was a nerd. had a great ass, cute little glasses. i awkwardly started talking to her. she had a bf so i slowly phased her out. i kept in touch just because she was that awesome. you know random small talk every couple months. fast forward 3 years later. i havent heard from her in awhile. i see her on campus from a far. i try to catch up and cant. so i facebook her. same small talk bullshit. fall semester 2013 we finally hang out outside of class. look i dont date a lot. i played soccer in college and was a science major. i had no time for a relationship but she was worth it. it started out awesome. we hung out for the first time in october 2013. we just played league of legends then i left her dorm. we would do random shit like that for a few weeks and i couldnt ttell if she was interested because every time we hung out she seemed to invite other guys to hang with us. so in my head i was just another friend to her which was fine whatever shes cool but i had to know so i went to kiss her and she turned away so i knew for sure. she was just about to graduate and go back to her home 450 miles away. so i was like this is pointless i didnt talk to her for a couple weeks. thanksgiving rolls around and she messages me happy thanksgiving whyve you been avoidinng me i say uh because you rejected my kiss blah blah blah. she said she had bad breathe blah blah blah anyway. she comes and stays at my apartment for the last month of school after thanksgiving break. we are dating. we kiss we cuddle, we game together, she snuggles on my arm and plays xbox while i watch anime. she comes back from class to my apartment with pizza. i mean it was pretty fucking perfect. over xmas break we text we skype we play wow all the time, i vist her in january. have a great time. meet her family its great. ow after i visited her in january she started grad school, she met this guy, just friends. he seems like a cool dude so i say nothing. she visits me at my house a couple days before valentines day 2014. we fuck like rabbits because we are now long distance. whenever we see eachother physically its on. we just click in bed. like ive never been more sad than when she left that day. she was tearing up she didnt want to leave. i didnt want her to go. i loved this girl. she was my dream girl. after she gets home she says shes in a funk and just doesnt feel right. i was like aw she just misses me...but then BAM february 12th she says the worst words ever she wants a break. we are fucking long distance what the fuck is a break. i fight it. but now she gets what she wants. we talk a few minutes every day over the break. i meet this girl at a bar during the break. she was a casual gamer (good enough) and had red hair and tatttoos...red hair and tattoos just do it for me. so sexy. i turn her down because i thought i was in love with the other girl im ona break with. which turns out to be the right decision. because in april we get back together. now it was never the same after the break my gf never had much time to talk, she had just started a job so it was a good enough lie. and the redhead and i stay friends. over summer i had a summer internship and it was the night shift. my gf had a normal 9-5 job. we barely talked anymore but i was just like whatever its no biggie my internship is only 6 weeks. i thought it would get better after the internship. we will get through it. from mid may to july. so me and my gf barely talked. the redhead and i text a lot. she makes me feel better about missing my gf. she stayed up late because all she was doing was taking night summer classes. so im staying loyal to this girl i met in college while a 10 in my book is breathing down my neck to get with her but i dont cheat.
User avatar #11 - langweilig (06/27/2015) [-]
i stay commited to the gamer girl from college. the redhead finds a bf and is still with him today. after talking a few times though we realized not only did we go to the same high school but we had a couple classes together in college, she had no tattoos back then and she dyed her hair brown, she did not like the red. she was unrecognizable.
im happy for her she found someone. after my internship me and my gf just slowly get worse. I accuse her of cheating and bs like this because shes acting weird and all this she constantly shot me down and told me I was crazy and paranoid. like im just imagining things. she had me convinced I was crazy as fuck. shed say thing like “oh im just going to my friend hunters house to watch movies” it was 2 am. it was sketchy as fuck but she kept doing shit like that. and shed pull the don’t you trust me card all the time. hell yeah I do I don’t trust thirsty guys though. I also invited her to the beach in august and she bailed last second. lots of red flags here. but we date till October. throughout the whole relationship she never let me visit, did not want me to find a job in her state because she was always going to come back to my state and be with me. but she still calls at least 5 times a week, we still play wow almost every day together, so to me it felt like we were dating. we played wow a lot so as long as we kept playing wowi felt the connection was still there. so in February she just starts ignoring me. for no reason. I get on wow and shes like oh im playing with hunter now. like damn bitch tahts cold but whatever. and then shit hit the fan. we just fought a lot. bitched back and forth. and in mid march of this year we stopped talking altogether. I always just thought it was the distance. long distance often ruins relationships and is hard. so I chalked it up to that. that’s why we broke up and I was ok with it. that shit happens it wasn’t meant to be. . im over it. im over her. its been a few months. but last week. this guy facebooks me. he asks me if I ever dated this girl. I was like yes I did from November 2013 to February 2014 then we took a break to april and then dated till October. he says damn. I dated her from april 2014 to December 2014. the break me and that girl took I was told it was so she could find a job and focus on that and what not. it was clearly because she met this other guy. the same guy she mentioned and told me it was just a friend and I had nothing to worry about. and she started dating him when me and her got back together in april. she would sit there and lie and make excuses why she couldn’t talk, she was busy cleaning or helping her little sister do homework or her moms making her do errands. nothing I could ever refute. but im a perceptive person. something just seemed off. and I was right. as I said she was dating another guy. that sounds bad enough. but imagine me. sitting here thinking, man I miss her, I cant wait to see her, I wish she could talk more, im staying loyal, I love her I will not cheat, and she is dating someone else, fucking someone else, lying to my face. saying she loves me, getting of the phone, and going right to this other guy and saying the same thing. its just a shit feeling. I thought she was the one. for real I did. but clearly not. I was over her, I was feeling good, I was moving on then the guy messages me. not only did she date me, and him at the same time but she cheated on us both with other guys. basically a lying deceiving whore of a person. the real shitty part I turned down that redhead to stay loyal to her. staying loyal to her made me miss so many opportunities. there is no retribution for missed opportunities. I thought I found the one, stayed loyal to her, she turned out to be a two faced liar whore. and that’s the problem with dream girls sometimes they come true.
User avatar #12 - langweilig (06/27/2015) [-]
and forever I will have to l ive with the fact I pledged my loyalty to the wrong girl, one who lied and cheated and wont answer my calls now to explain why she did it,. in the grand scheme of things this whole story doesn’t matter. its just love right? I still cant get in touch with the redhead shes blocked me. the redhead might be the one, there were so many red flags with my gf. and the universe sends me a goddess in the form of a redheaded tattooed woman and I ignore it. I graduated in December. I cant find a job, so tonight I sit here alone, telling a random guy my overly long story that he wont even care about, I have nothing, no job, no money, no gf, I chose wrong. the only thing I do have is regret. so cheers brother let us drown in a river of beeer and sorrow.

I have pics of the redhead if you like to see her, if not its fine but I have 2 anecdotes 1 time will heal all wounds…hopefully and 2 never ever ever think with your heart. I knew she was cheating, I knew something was up but I let my heart get he better of me. cheers brother.

use your brain man.
User avatar #13 - langweilig (06/27/2015) [-]
it is and forever will be the redhead. she was the one all along. shes a clemson fan. im an ohio state fan. she told me she used to watch ohio state football games just to have something to talk to me about. so again. use your brain. sometimes the dream girl isnt the dream. always and forever use your brain. oh and not only did she date someone else while dating me she was living with him. idk if she ever cared. anyway thats my stupid long boring sad story of how im a stupid idiot and have to live with the regret. but again time heals all wounds. well get over these bitches
#14 - Powerbunny (06/27/2015) [-]
Hey, I really appreciate hearing your story. I'm really sorry for everything that happened to you, nobody should have to go through that shit, especially coming from an unfaithful liar. You'll be able to find the right girl, just like I know I will (eventually...). Cheers man. If you ever need to talk or anything feel free to add me. I've got a lot a free time on my hands.
User avatar #15 - langweilig (06/27/2015) [-]
i feel that dude.appreciate it. im surprised you read it all i was just like fuck it ill just go back to the beginning and tell the story i too have a lot of time haha
#1 - Also I guess I owe you all something funny in exchange. 06/25/2015 on Hey guys. 0
#4 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Perfect Fit +165
User avatar #82 - anonymoose (02/14/2015) [-]
This gif sickens me. You're not able to get it out and it just rots inside your bike.
#23 - Rascal (02/14/2015) [-]
Starts with an a and ends with an al
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User avatar #88 - anikinskywalker (02/14/2015) [-]
Anal... He's talking about anal...
User avatar #5 - msrdotwozero (02/13/2015) [-]
WHY WOULD you do that? "I really hate this bikes owner"
User avatar #21 - jwash (02/14/2015) [-]
Reminds me of my buddy moving to Colorado from South Carolina, so I filled a tupperware container with holes in it with salmon and taped it to the inside of his dashboard in his truck.
User avatar #17 - acask (02/14/2015) [-]
it would be a prank most likely
i know some people who would do it for that reason
User avatar #12 - loopymoomoo (02/13/2015) [-]
i like the comment but i prefer the bandwagon.
#8 - Picture 12/30/2014 on Christmas Present +8
#2 - The one I'm wearing? It's a T-51b power helmet, yeah. Im using…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2014 on Fallout NV French girls +5
User avatar #3 - electronicbacon (12/30/2014) [-]
Ah, right! I've got Project Nevada installed, too, but prefer to use the Combat Helmet Reinforced MKII beecause it gives me a visor that lets me see more than other helmets and the fact that along with the rebreather it gives my head an overall 8 armour. And about that Legion thing, I don't swing that way, either.
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User avatar #960 - formidableguy (11/12/2014) [-]
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