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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:3/31/2009
Last Login:6/26/2016
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Highest Content Rank:#1271
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Level 172 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 173 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
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Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 232 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Total Comments Made:797
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#75 - Ya know what, same here. 06/23/2016 on Shaquille O'Neal is always... +5
#31 - My ******* idiot roommate moved in his underaged transgender t…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/20/2016 on Anon has a shtting tube +3
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#60 - satansferret (05/21/2016) [-]
Soo...did you re-work bill paying plans?
#53 - polarbond (05/20/2016) [-]
Suddenly I love living alone and having two bathrooms just in case.
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#35 - neoexdeath (05/20/2016) [-]
I've had to do this a time or two, poured it outside. When I got caught I told them it was to repel the nutrias who kept eating our garden, all because my jackass little brother took longer in the bathroom with his axe, four blade razor, and long showers that probably are clogging up the pipes with jizz.
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#33 - herecomesjohnny (05/20/2016) [-]
you want to piss on someone just because they're in the bathroom too long?
#36 - miasimon (05/20/2016) [-]
You never had to piss/shit while someone hogs the bathroom for well over an hour, have you.
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#37 - herecomesjohnny (05/20/2016) [-]
only time i've had someone hog the bathroom more than an hour was with drunk vomiting, but i think pissing on them might just be a nail to the coffin for them
#38 - miasimon (05/20/2016) [-]
I used to deal with a brother who hogged the bathroom for 1-2 full hours at a time, twice a day. Didn't have the excuse of being sick or even drunk.. he just sits in there, bathroom smelling like shit, piss, perfume, and hairdye for way over an hour or until someone forces the door open.
I never wanted to piss on him, but I always wanted to beat the shit out of him.
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#39 - herecomesjohnny (05/20/2016) [-]
if he stayed in the bathroom 4 hours a day maybe it's because he had a brother who had urges to beat the shit out of people
#40 - miasimon (05/20/2016) [-]
He's been doing this since before I moved into the house.

Besides, the little shit needs to be taken down a peg, regardless of bathroom usage. He's stolen months worth of wages from me, our sister, mother and his father and spent it all on hairdye and wigs that he cuts up around the house. He's gotten away with skipping 3/4 a full year of school. Selling off my fucking N64 for a pair of goddamn patriotic high heels for himself. On top of all that, he refuses to get a job to pay me back for everything he stole. But, he's their special "boy" and if I hit him, I'm out on my ass with a near minimum wage job.
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#41 - herecomesjohnny (05/20/2016) [-]
i think your brother might need help
#42 - miasimon (05/20/2016) [-]
I tried telling them that, but got the usual "There's nothing wrong with him."

Hell, they had no problem sending me away twice to get "help".. nowhere extreme, just the local rehab/psychiatric center. Walked out branded with schizophrenia fixed the diagnosis in the second visit in the first one and social anxiety in the second.. neither are good for self confidence.
#32 - anon (05/20/2016) [-]
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#12 - ecowolfrb (03/15/2016) [-]
You're only allowed to finish it when one piece ends, then tell us if you have regrets afterwards.
#80 - NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK  [+] (6 new replies) 03/09/2016 on best man +5
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#85 - leonhardt (03/09/2016) [-]
THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE, AND YOU'RE FIRST IN LINE
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#89 - iceholder (03/09/2016) [-]
YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE!
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#99 - xboxonerules (03/09/2016) [-]
WAIT! WAIT! WAIT YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
#112 - schnabulator (03/09/2016) [-]
WE CHALLENGE YOU TO A ROCK OFF!
#115 - doctahhobo (03/09/2016) [-]
Okay widdle boy, hows about youse show me some of dem' dere song a ma jigs.
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#125 - xboxonerules (03/10/2016) [-]