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#50 - I live 15 minutes from the Clackamas Town Center. I went to hi… 08/17/2015 on Coincidence? 0
#37 - Comment deleted 07/19/2015 on Roll to beat John Cena 0
#34 - **Pootering used "*roll picture*"** **Pootering rolled image ** 07/19/2015 on Roll to beat John Cena 0
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#274 - Faggot deserved to die. Glad you became a successful and stron…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2015 on These resonate with me. +2
User avatar #414 - catburglarpenis (06/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, but hanging? I'd do the Kurt Cobain any day. Hanging's rough. I actually didn't tell anyone until I finally told my mom after she visited his gravesite a couple times, and made me come along.

I told her on the way home. We never went there again.

God dammit dude, I remember the gravesite, the ride home, everything. I haven't thought about it in years and it came back to me full force. I ended up crying and holding my cat like a fucking child. Thanks for being supportive man. I don't have too many supportive people in my life.

And only partially because I'm in officer training and most my recruits would drown in the rain without my direct intervention.
User avatar #429 - holycrapimacupcake (06/10/2015) [-]
You are a damn fine soldier. You do your country and your people proud and to hell with anyone who would heckle you for what you've been through.
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User avatar #2 - GabeAsher (05/07/2013) [-]
hey man, I was just wondering, since you dont play items anymore, is it cool if I get yours? :)

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask :P
User avatar #3 to #2 - Pootering (05/07/2013) [-]
I totally want to play, but I don't think I'll ever get enough pony poop to make the cool poop that I want. :/
User avatar #4 to #3 - GabeAsher (05/08/2013) [-]
How about this, I'll take that slome off your hands, and send you some stuff to get started so you can sell it on the items board and buy pony poop :D

I have stuff to spare :P
User avatar #5 to #4 - Pootering (05/08/2013) [-]
hmm, well I want my Fiend and book of rape haha. I can get pony poop for free, It will just take forever to get 1000 by claiming only 1 **** at a time.
User avatar #6 to #5 - GabeAsher (05/08/2013) [-]
you can actually pick up more than 1 single poop from a drop, after you do the captcha, without refreshing, just click the item again, and do another captcha, and so on and so on :D
Plus, all I want is the slime XD haha

Besides, if I give you some stuff, you can post on the board that you have it for sale, and you can ask for them to pay you in poop or RITs, and with the RITs you can buy poop :D haha
User avatar #7 to #6 - Pootering (05/08/2013) [-]
my god... haha alright lets do a trade or whatever
User avatar #1 - alexanderdouble (04/26/2013) [-]
I will now claim your comment virginity...
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