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#66 - This.. is not shopped...  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2013 on How I know my sister has... +26
#180 - sulaco (01/08/2013) [-]
sekihotai... is... is it your house?
User avatar #218 - sekihotai (01/09/2013) [-]
MAYBE..
#38 - What this post made me realize: 1-There is too many gay …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2013 on Captain Jack Harkness for ya +5
User avatar #53 - ulquiorratheespada (01/08/2013) [-]
I'm not gay.
I just love cock.
So technically I'm black.
User avatar #46 - Hreidmar (01/08/2013) [-]
I'm not gay, but 20 bucks is 20 bucks.
User avatar #39 - ilovehitler (01/08/2013) [-]
There can never be too many gay people.
#6 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2013 on Fucking Scorpions. 0
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#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2013 on i think i can relate 0
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#26 - Picture 01/07/2013 on yep +50
#44 - He has his pants on backwards for easier anal entry. 01/06/2013 on Sweeg +15
#3 - You want feels? My grandpa's last word to us was &quo…  [+] (35 new replies) 01/06/2013 on In the Feels man +248
#431 - felixjarl (01/07/2013) [-]
Made me burst out with joy. To think that in even the darkest hour you can be happy.
User avatar #424 - XboxJunky (01/07/2013) [-]
Omg...I didn't ask for these feels!
#423 - minderuleslol (01/07/2013) [-]
Lydia's last words to me were... I'l cover you. I still cry sometimes.... But then I realised how much of a doorway-blocking-bitch she was.
User avatar #417 - animepost (01/07/2013) [-]
I have a similar story.

My Grandmother took care of all of us.
I mean all of us.
My parents, my uncles, my cousins, our family friends.

On her deathbed, we all stood around her, sobbing of course.
The heartbreak came when she spoke to each and every one of us, one by one,
making sure we were all doing well in our lives so her work was done... And she could finally rest.

(To my mom/dad): Louise... keep Raymond out of trouble... Be sure to take that vacation soon.
(To my uncle): Gerald... How is business? Are you financially stable? that's good to hear...
(To my cousin): Good luck with job hunting, Shawn... I know I'd be eager to hire you.

and many more.

Her final words before passing will never escape my memory:
"I'm glad you're all settled. I think I'll rest now... I'm so tired..."
#407 - abcdxyz (01/07/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what my gandpa's last words were. My brother couldn't take being in the hospital room, so I took him to a kids reading area while my parents and aunts and uncles stayed with him. He had cancer, and went very peacefully for how quickly his condition worsened.

pic is how I feel right now
User avatar #165 - crowdpleazer (01/07/2013) [-]
let go of your past jon look to tomorrow i may not be here in body but ill love you till the end- my grandfather
#143 - xnotcreative (01/07/2013) [-]
The last time I seen my dad alive was when he was in the hospital.

I remember how we were all called in one by one to see him, and as the oldest, I was the first one to go in and see him, but he just looked at me with his withered eyes and asked me "Where's my favourite one...".

I could barely hear him as his lungs just underwent surgery, so I walked in closer to him, held his hands, and asked him gently to repeat himself just to make sure I heard him correctly. He shook off my hands, and told me to "Bring in the youngest... I want to see the youngest..."

After 5 fuckin years of beating me, and FIVE FUCKIN YEARS of trying to impress him, you would assume I would at least deserve a fuckin "I love you" BEFORE HE FUCKIN DIED, BUT NO, IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT THE FUCKIN YOUNGEST

WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T HE LOVE ME?
#400 - crowdpleazer (01/07/2013) [-]
as an eldest sibling. i know not your pain my freind. i cant put myself in your shoes for i have not lost my father but i know i am not his favorite. all i know is we are there as the first. we are there to pave the ways for our brothers and sisters. we are the test subjects to someone who doesn't know how to be a parent. we are put through pain and suffering at times were we cant turn to anyone else. i know i am just some stranger behind a computer screen but my freind, i wish you the best with your life and i hope the past doesn't weigh you down. i hope you can stand strong my freind and know even though we are not the favorites we paved the way for though's who are. we are truly the strongest.
#413 - stormtrooperface (01/07/2013) [-]
i wish i could double thumb that
#217 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/07/2013) [-]
I love you son, be good for me.
#106 - WhattheNorris (01/07/2013) [-]
My grandfather's last words to his son, my father, who sat next to him while he died, and visited him nearly twice a week since his diagnosis were, "Who are you?"

Never seen my dad cry so hard.
User avatar #454 - daentraya (01/07/2013) [-]
Both my dad and grandad died by not eating, since they both have been diagnosed with cancer, and it's the easiest way out since getting help to it is illegal here. My dad died a few days after getting an apartment, getting it furnished, and sitting in his chair like a happy man with a bed and everything prepared for me. He had reached his dream right before it. My granddad died with his family around him.
I wish your's could at least have died with family around him, peacefully, knowing who they were..
User avatar #458 - WhattheNorris (01/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, if only. I'm glad your father and grandfather died happy men, and sorry they had to die at all.
User avatar #461 - daentraya (01/07/2013) [-]
Shit happens. The only thing you can do is to try and get over it. And since my grandad would have his legs amputated and be unable to do more, I'm glad he died like that without pain. He's a stubborn man, he wouldnt could live like that. Shame bout my dad tho. He was a great one at that. But i have my mom, and she's the best fucking mom ever, and due to her hard work, we're all doing well with education and economy
User avatar #464 - WhattheNorris (01/07/2013) [-]
Good, I'm glad for you ^_^
User avatar #465 - daentraya (01/07/2013) [-]
I hope the amount of shit your way is low, and that whatever shit hits you, you can overcome.
User avatar #467 - WhattheNorris (01/07/2013) [-]
Thank you, I hope the very best to you.
User avatar #202 - diddymonster (01/07/2013) [-]
i know that feel all too well
and i'll have to go through it all over again with my Dad


fuck huntingtons disease
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User avatar #460 - WhattheNorris (01/07/2013) [-]
Fuck alzheimer's. Fuck huntington's. Fuck cancer.
User avatar #471 - diddymonster (01/07/2013) [-]
fuck aids, wait?.....that sounds like a bad idea
#55 - squishysquashy (01/07/2013) [-]
I didn't ask for this
User avatar #31 - goobyman (01/06/2013) [-]
I never heard my granpa's last words.
I was in another country when he died...
User avatar #141 - waterbottlemanboy (01/07/2013) [-]
Me too, my Grandparents lived in Canada.
User avatar #26 - foelkera (01/06/2013) [-]
I never got to meet my grandfather
#197 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/07/2013) [-]
you will one day
User avatar #18 - Jesusnipples (01/06/2013) [-]
My cat's last words were "mrowr"
I know that feel bruh
User avatar #15 - ningyoaijin (01/06/2013) [-]
Really? That's a coincidence. When my dad died, his last words were "euuuuueagaeeh! EEEH!" before urinating and going limp. Gotta learn to joke about this shit, you know. I'd be broken if I didn't.
#13 - schecterxgee (01/06/2013) [-]
My Grandpa's last words to me were "All you had to do, was follow the damn train"

< Mfw
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User avatar #9 - howunexpected (01/06/2013) [-]
My step-dads(only father I've known) last words to me were "You disappoint me"
#4 - bjartur (01/06/2013) [-]
My gramps last words actually fucking were " you were my favourite " to me, ofc I burst out in tears

I never knew that I was his favourite.
that was 4 years ago and I still cry about it sometimes

inb4 LYYL UR A DUMB FAGET
User avatar #301 - WheresMyAccount (01/07/2013) [-]
LYYL UR A DUMB FAGET
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#218 - flutterdoc (01/07/2013) [-]
that sounds like something my grandfather would have said if he could remember his name
#116 - Tries to roll a fail dubs, gets dubs. FJ logic. 01/06/2013 on Silly Feminists +26
#102 - "Do what you will, I reached my goal." &quo…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2013 on Silly Feminists +13
User avatar #106 - RequieminMortis (01/06/2013) [-]
"My ancestors are smiling upon me, Imperial. Can you say the same?"
#1 - source. now.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2013 on Do you have a minute for... 0
User avatar #6 - Duskull (01/04/2013) [-]
Comment #4
User avatar #2 - droysters (01/03/2013) [-]
agreed
#42 - Well, nun of that was asspected.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2013 on 4 Nuns +6
User avatar #45 - dxninjaxo (01/03/2013) [-]
You know, that was so bad it was good.
#12 - Picture 01/03/2013 on My Desktop Background makes... 0
#298 - This is by my friend by the way.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2013 on No matter how my day goes 0
User avatar #310 - jonasmsv (01/03/2013) [-]
Well the PhotoShop job was your username.
#297 - You and me both.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2013 on No matter how my day goes +6
User avatar #298 - Poor (01/03/2013) [-]
This is by my friend by the way.
User avatar #310 - jonasmsv (01/03/2013) [-]
Well the PhotoShop job was your username.
#10 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2013 on My Desktop Background makes... 0
#12 - Poor Comment deleted by Poor
#33 - This is how I look when I drop a screw. Or a contact lens. 01/02/2013 on HOLD THE FUCK UP! +4
#460 -                              … 01/01/2013 on They said it couldn't be done +15
#61 - Then he proceeded his day thinking he was some sort of a super… 12/30/2012 on Never open a door 0
#117 - Well, DAH. You thought that would be funny?  [+] (7 new replies) 12/29/2012 on FUS RO D'oh +17
User avatar #135 - crazyolitis (12/29/2012) [-]
These DAHRS need better locks, by the way. You'd think someone wuld improve them, but nah, it probably kest too much.
#119 - notafunnyguy (12/29/2012) [-]
ro ro ro your boat gently out the door

...that was painful even for me to say ...
User avatar #124 - crazyolitis (12/29/2012) [-]
Shhhh... The pain will go away. In the meantime, have a Thu'um.

Couldn't leave. people were shouting at me.
User avatar #142 - crazymachete (12/29/2012) [-]
Damn. These jokes really Drag on, don't they? Eh, we're all Born to die eventually.
User avatar #148 - crazyolitis (12/29/2012) [-]
Why, yes they do. But I love them and if people got the humor of an elder person, and tries to ruin it for us, I hope he just scrolls past this.
User avatar #163 - littlenish (12/29/2012) [-]
These are going on my LIZ of Skyrim puns.
User avatar #175 - crazyolitis (12/29/2012) [-]
Heh, I've never even played Skyrim. For half of these puns I had to go to the wiki, although I do think make them myself. As for not playing Skyrim... laas time i checked,my computer is just too shitty, so yah... At least there's a computerstore nir here.
But puns aside... I'm running out. And glad to have entertained you, bro.
#67 - What a hand some picture you have there, Someponyspechul  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2012 on Master Splinter +6
User avatar #72 - aluminiumfoiled (12/28/2012) [-]
He looks like he might have gotten hurt, should we give him a hand?
User avatar #79 - someponyspechul (12/29/2012) [-]
Nah man, appreciate being able to help with that situation hands on though.
#20 - I am kidding very fine, who are you?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2012 on Desks Over Time +5
#45 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/28/2012) [-]
i bookmark my anon comments to check em later, that gave me a nice chuckle to read haha
#16 - Have you ever thought that it is us who are growing bigger, an…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/27/2012 on Desks Over Time +12
#18 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/27/2012) [-]
Yeah, how are you kidding?
User avatar #20 - Poor (12/28/2012) [-]
I am kidding very fine, who are you?
#45 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/28/2012) [-]
i bookmark my anon comments to check em later, that gave me a nice chuckle to read haha
#256 - We finally discovered a pen that writes an underwater! Now all…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2012 on So Much Want +3
User avatar #264 - Pharonix (12/27/2012) [-]
#184 - Then she got on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur. 12/26/2012 on fuck you titles +3
#177 - I am not saying I am a professional of anything, but that look…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2012 on fuck you titles 0
User avatar #183 - goodguygary (12/26/2012) [-]
down some stairs and into a door.
User avatar #184 - Poor (12/26/2012) [-]
Then she got on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur.

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#53 - kaycie (07/27/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #54 to #53 - Poor (08/25/2014) [-]
I am sorry I had a late response. I had a car accident and my hands are still broken. My brother is writing this message and he can't use proper punctuation for **** .

Anyways. Thank you so much Kaycie. I actually asked my brother to log me in because I was sure that you would be kind enough to wish me a happy birthday. Thank you again and I hope to remember your birthday.
User avatar #55 to #54 - kaycie (08/26/2014) [-]
oh no D: im sorry to hear that, I hope you heal up quickly and I hope everyone is okay!
#50 - kaycie (07/27/2013) [-]
**kaycie rolled a random image posted in comment #109 at screencap your desktop ** Happy Birthday you son of a bitch ************ . Also, ****** .
User avatar #51 to #50 - Poor (11/03/2013) [-]
Now I feel sad I missed your birthday greeting!! Thank you for remembering, again. I will try my best to remember your birthday. 29 days left.
#52 to #51 - kaycie (11/04/2013) [-]
dec. 2nd!
dec. 2nd!
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User avatar #43 - qazzuiop (09/26/2012) [-]
The prophet was phone.
User avatar #44 to #43 - Poor (09/26/2012) [-]
>No.
User avatar #45 to #44 - qazzuiop (09/26/2012) [-]
>yes
User avatar #40 - mane (09/21/2012) [-]
حلييييب
User avatar #41 to #40 - Poor (09/22/2012) [-]
لبنننننن
User avatar #42 to #41 - mane (09/22/2012) [-]
xD
#38 - kaycie (07/27/2012) [-]
**kaycie rolled a random image posted in comment #125 at description is a bitch ** Happy Birthday
User avatar #39 to #38 - Poor (07/27/2012) [-]
Oh my gosh, thanks for that, really.
User avatar #23 - PAtrickINcident (07/26/2011) [-]
Happy Birthday Poor!
User avatar #24 to #23 - Poor (07/26/2011) [-]
Thanks man, you don't know how much this means. :)
User avatar #25 to #24 - PAtrickINcident (07/27/2011) [-]
No problem man. PM me sometime and talk about music and FJ and ****
User avatar #26 to #25 - Poor (07/27/2011) [-]
We'll see. :)
#21 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/15/2011) [-]
I love Gogol Bordello too.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Poor (03/15/2011) [-]
k.
#1 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - Poor (10/14/2010) [-]
I am proud to say the person who took my profile comment virginity is you.

Now add me. ._.
#3 to #2 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - Poor (10/14/2010) [-]
I have a good way to settle this, THUMB WAR!!!

you will win though, so....RPS?
#5 to #4 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - Poor (10/14/2010) [-]
Rock paper scissors.
#7 to #6 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #8 to #7 - Poor (10/14/2010) [-]
Lol, nice GIF.

I think we can always be friends without having to actually add each other.

I don't think that would effect anything, right?
#9 to #8 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #10 to #9 - Poor (10/14/2010) [-]
I guess I am just far too lonely.

You activated my trap, it makes people add me to their friends list, because I am lonely.
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User avatar #12 to #11 - Poor (10/14/2010) [-]
What sucks is we both are stubborn people,

ITS POINTLESS. Add me pls.
#13 to #12 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #14 to #13 - Poor (10/14/2010) [-]
Well I did not make a vow.

You sneaky bastard.
#15 to #14 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #16 to #15 - Poor (10/14/2010) [-]
I AM NOT YOUR BITCH, I am your friend.

But you can say I am a bit gullible, since I gave in.

You win this one, as I said earlier.
#17 to #16 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #18 to #17 - Poor (10/14/2010) [-]
CURSE YOU VILLLAANNNNN...!!!
#19 to #18 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #20 to #19 - Poor (10/14/2010) [-]
Imma go out for the city, I will catch you later.

Peace~
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