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|#44 - He has his pants on backwards for easier anal entry.||01/06/2013 on Sweeg||+15|
|#3 - You want feels? My grandpa's last word to us was &quo… [+] (35 new replies)||01/06/2013 on In the Feels man||+248|
#417 - animepost (01/07/2013) [-]
I have a similar story.
My Grandmother took care of all of us.
I mean all of us.
My parents, my uncles, my cousins, our family friends.
On her deathbed, we all stood around her, sobbing of course.
The heartbreak came when she spoke to each and every one of us, one by one,
making sure we were all doing well in our lives so her work was done... And she could finally rest.
(To my mom/dad): Louise... keep Raymond out of trouble... Be sure to take that vacation soon.
(To my uncle): Gerald... How is business? Are you financially stable? that's good to hear...
(To my cousin): Good luck with job hunting, Shawn... I know I'd be eager to hire you.
and many more.
Her final words before passing will never escape my memory:
"I'm glad you're all settled. I think I'll rest now... I'm so tired..."
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#143 - xnotcreative (01/07/2013) [-]
I remember how we were all called in one by one to see him, and as the oldest, I was the first one to go in and see him, but he just looked at me with his withered eyes and asked me "Where's my favourite one...".
I could barely hear him as his lungs just underwent surgery, so I walked in closer to him, held his hands, and asked him gently to repeat himself just to make sure I heard him correctly. He shook off my hands, and told me to "Bring in the youngest... I want to see the youngest..."
After 5 fuckin years of beating me, and FIVE FUCKIN YEARS of trying to impress him, you would assume I would at least deserve a fuckin "I love you" BEFORE HE FUCKIN DIED, BUT NO, IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT THE FUCKIN YOUNGEST
WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T HE LOVE ME?
#400 - crowdpleazer (01/07/2013) [-]
#217 - anonexplains (01/07/2013) [-]
I love you son, be good for me.
#454 - daentraya (01/07/2013) [-]
Both my dad and grandad died by not eating, since they both have been diagnosed with cancer, and it's the easiest way out since getting help to it is illegal here. My dad died a few days after getting an apartment, getting it furnished, and sitting in his chair like a happy man with a bed and everything prepared for me. He had reached his dream right before it. My granddad died with his family around him.
I wish your's could at least have died with family around him, peacefully, knowing who they were..
#461 - daentraya (01/07/2013) [-]
Shit happens. The only thing you can do is to try and get over it. And since my grandad would have his legs amputated and be unable to do more, I'm glad he died like that without pain. He's a stubborn man, he wouldnt could live like that. Shame bout my dad tho. He was a great one at that. But i have my mom, and she's the best fucking mom ever, and due to her hard work, we're all doing well with education and economy
#197 - anonexplains (01/07/2013) [-]
you will one day
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#175 - crazyolitis (12/29/2012) [-]
Heh, I've never even played Skyrim. For half of these puns I had to go to the wiki, although I do think make them myself. As for not playing Skyrim... laas time i checked,my computer is just too shitty, so yah... At least there's a computerstore nir here.
But puns aside... I'm running out. And glad to have entertained you, bro.
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#18 - anonexplains (12/27/2012) [-]
Yeah, how are you kidding?
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