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#9 - you da real MVP 06/21/2016 on Special moments shared with... +1
#56 - Give me a mention champ  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2016 on Special moments shared with... +1
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#59 - christinap (06/21/2016) [-]
Only got 6, but I'll mention ya.
#17 - People suck dude. Loyalty isn't a thing anymore  [+] (5 new replies) 06/18/2016 on wedding stories +52
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#20 - imofcnotharveydent (06/18/2016) [-]
loyalty haven't been a "thing", the oldest job women could have was prostitution and married men aren't unknown for buying those.

women and men have an easier time cheating, but at the same time getting caught. mostly due to social media.
#21 - anon (06/18/2016) [-]
Loyalty was a thing man. Prostitution dosent mean they cant be loyal.

Cheating just lost the "omg you are such a pig" look it once had.
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#38 - abesimpson (06/18/2016) [-]
He's not saying the prostitutes aren't loyal. Funny thing about sex is, you need two people to do it. Married men have been going to whores since forever.

Hell I remember talking to old folks, and somehow the conversation steered about how common it was for them to fool around with each other. They didn't have much to entertain themselves so they would fuck everything.

I have no idea where you get the idea that people are less loyal than before. Cheating is such an issue for Humankin to thw point where any primitive culture adultery is punishable by death. The threat of death is what was needed to slow down adultery.
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#26 - imofcnotharveydent (06/18/2016) [-]
and that loyalty haven't been any less or more than before
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#25 - imofcnotharveydent (06/18/2016) [-]
No i'm pretty sure there have been cheaters since the dawn of time.
#872 - Stalker 06/15/2016 on Hottest Guys Of FJ Submissions +2
#40 - Oh mayan  [+] (4 new replies) 06/14/2016 on Hottest Guys Of FJ Submissions +13
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#128 - CaptainKill (06/14/2016) [-]
I was thinking of way to make "People be mirin'" into something about mayans, but I failed.
#62 - williamweatherford (06/14/2016) [-]
Mmmmmm no homo maybe a lil homo
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#872 - Pompano (06/15/2016) [-]
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#537 - goobyman (06/15/2016) [-]
thought you had your arms in the mouth of the fish
#108 - What's the song? 06/10/2016 on Music +1
#38 - Then stop being beta neckbeards and go work out...  [+] (4 new replies) 05/21/2016 on be more attractive next time +18
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#75 - myreadyassyolk (05/21/2016) [-]
Damn. The thing with the comic is that this guy is more than likely not a beta considering he just walked up to a girl and complimented her.
As for being a neckbeard, I've never been given one definition but I'm pretty sure it's being a fat creepy nerd, right? If that's it, then a beta neckbeard does not exist. Sure awkward but they know usually when not to step out of such bounds and will do so once then stop and resume their inclosed behavior.
#72 - victoriscool (05/21/2016) [-]
Thinking all you need to do is work out to be good looking. An ugly person working out wont be fat but they'd still be ugly.
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#59 - leifbunny (05/21/2016) [-]
I love that you got red thumbed for common sense.
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#41 - reican (05/21/2016) [-]
yeah, don't work in an office.
go outside and do it
#5 - You da best Never stop 05/09/2016 on Pinata 0
#147 - What did the dude say to set him off? 04/27/2016 on SJWs get rekt beyond... +3
#370 - **Pompano used "*roll picture*"** **Pompano rolled image ** 04/25/2016 on Gotta roll fast! 0