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I'm British, and given to patronising or sarcastic comments. If you've read even one of my posts you should have already been appraised of these facts. I can't stand tea, or cricket. Give me vodka and rugby anytime. But not at the same time. That didn't work out too well.

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    Bestiality? Bestiality?
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#12 - Farage's bit. If you turn the volume way up at 5:43 (when…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2016 on TAG TEAM +2
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#13 - elvoz (08/25/2016) [-]
His first sentence is inaudible, but after that you can hear him say "you're my friend for life, thank you, thank you."
#10 - >transgender person >muslim refugee Nope, n… 06/21/2016 on Dude... +8
#8 - This "phobic" thing bothers me. For the record I cou… 05/29/2016 on gay +1
#2 - They probably do but the jokes go over his head 05/25/2016 on RDJ +3
#14 - Is Macedonia rare on /int/? I see a couple of Macedonians on /…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2016 on Rare flag spotted on /int/ 0
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#17 - thesecretbear (05/24/2016) [-]
They aren't.
We got a Lichtenstein the other day though.
#64 - My parents spanked me when I was a kid on two occasions. Both … 05/19/2016 on /pol/ makes a good point... +2
#1 - That's hearthstone  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2016 on bald man +10
#3 - anon (05/12/2016) [-]
Your mistake was not praying to RNGesus

It's also every TCG.
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#44 - demigodofmadness (05/13/2016) [-]
I used to play this card game Urban-Rivals Not sure if CCG or TCG but I felt like it had more to it than RNGesus.

It made it's money, as all online card games need to do by selling packs which makes you think it's pay2win, but in ranked play the OP cards are banned and the strength of your deck is limited, so really it's all about strategy.

They limit the strength by enforcing that the sum of the cards levels in your deck can't exceed 25 Levels range from 1 to 5 so basically you can't have 8 strong level 5 cards. But it also means the RNGesus comes from not drawing the weak cards you put in there to balance it. But odds are in a match you'll come up with a good card 2 OK cards and a bad card. And then it comes down to strategy, as all cards are face up.
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#35 - swaggerfiend (05/13/2016) [-]
Thing is that TCGs usually only rely on card draws and the rare coin flips. Lucky juggles from Knfie Juggler can decide the game on turn 3.
#10 - Pretty sure it was a bogus link. I saw the thread, and like ma… 05/11/2016 on /pol/ opinion on modern... +4
#3 - To be honest I felt like it went of the rails after Goldilocks… 04/09/2016 on Right.. +1
#60 - I hope this makes everyone feel rage. I hope it makes everyone…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2016 on Köln confirmed world rape... +3
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#61 - reloadedhamster (03/09/2016) [-]
What can the average person do? Think thats the problem, people feel the rage but how do they direct it?? They freak out and unleash the rage upon random people in the comment sections.

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