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Petroleum

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Date Signed Up:1/02/2010
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latest user's comments

#44 - Oh yeah, totally. If I had to see another xXBatmanBRA… 22 hours ago on Captain Spider +1
#33 - It's one of those games I go back to once every couple months.…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/01/2015 on Captain Spider +1
User avatar #39 - darknesincontrol (09/01/2015) [-]
yeah its a cool game, and I did enjoy it. I did find that the community wasnt that great compared to other mmos
User avatar #44 - Petroleum (22 hours ago) [-]
Oh yeah, totally.

If I had to see another xXBatmanBRAZILXx walking around I'm going to bomb that country.
#4 - That's literally two loading screens from DCUO superimposed on…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/31/2015 on Captain Spider +3
User avatar #29 - darknesincontrol (08/31/2015) [-]
It was nearly unplayable on the ps3
User avatar #33 - Petroleum (09/01/2015) [-]
It's one of those games I go back to once every couple months. If you don't hardcore grind it, it's actually fun as hell. But maybe that's just because I'm a gigantic DC fanboy and love flying around Metropolis so much.
User avatar #39 - darknesincontrol (09/01/2015) [-]
yeah its a cool game, and I did enjoy it. I did find that the community wasnt that great compared to other mmos
User avatar #44 - Petroleum (22 hours ago) [-]
Oh yeah, totally.

If I had to see another xXBatmanBRAZILXx walking around I'm going to bomb that country.
#26 - I used to think Tenten was cute and that her scrolls were cool…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2015 on nurutu +5
User avatar #28 - legolasor (08/29/2015) [-]
hinata was cuter
#18 - Don't forget dumping tea into the harbor.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2015 on Double blowjobs are now... +1
User avatar #19 - hourlyb (08/29/2015) [-]
u kno it.
#17 - S O P R O G R E S S I V E 08/28/2015 on School's Policy on Violence +6
#1 - I don't know why, but that last panel made me feel sad and nos…  [+] (28 new replies) 08/21/2015 on America +212
User avatar #59 - greyhoundfd (08/22/2015) [-]
You should come to Maine

Beautiful trees everywhere nice co- OH WAIT, IT'S BEEN FUCKING HOT FOR TWO WEEKS! WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS!? MY NORSE SKIN CAN'T HANDLE 80 DEGREES, LET ALONE 95!
#63 - vegasstoner (08/22/2015) [-]
nigga its been 115 degree where i live for the last 3 months...
User avatar #47 - skarrer (08/22/2015) [-]
Try going to a Scandinavian or Gaelic country, if your looking for freedom like that its a good place to go.
User avatar #23 - zuflux (08/21/2015) [-]
Eh, it's all about being in a country with low population density, or just being in a place in that country where few people live. Norrthern europe, Canada, and many other places. I could never live in a place where I had to get used to sleeping to the sound of cities with all that come with it as opposed to how it is now, mostly woods and farmland. I grew up with it can can't imagine growing comfortable with anything different. Though given time I'm sure I could've.
User avatar #40 - relvel (08/22/2015) [-]
I live in Louisiana AKA The Land of Shit, Mud, and Really Fucking Annoying Bugs. I'm gritting my teeth right now as I type this. Just the thought of those pesky little bloodsucking fuckers enrages me. Oh, what I wouldn't give for a life on concrete.
User avatar #41 - zuflux (08/22/2015) [-]
If it's any consolation I get a bunch of bugs here. It comes with living in a basement That isn't even underground that faces a forest and a river. During the warmer seasons I often find myself having spiders or other small bugs crawling over me in my bed. Scares the shite outta me.
#42 - relvel (08/22/2015) [-]
We don't have anything scary. Our bugs are just REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING. Gnats, mosquitos, you name it. They bite, they make you itch, and they JUST WON'T FUCKING GO AWAY. GODDAMNIT.
User avatar #19 - muffincannibal (08/21/2015) [-]
Move to a majestic hut on top of a hill. Get that emotion again.
#17 - anon (08/21/2015) [-]
I'm only doing this in anon for no ban. I will be visiting America for the first time with some of my school in 2 months. It has always been my dream.
User avatar #28 - animehunter (08/21/2015) [-]
Why the fuck would you get banned
User avatar #18 - thefates (08/21/2015) [-]
Why would you get banned for saying you're visiting America? In any case, make sure you research where you're going before you get there. Some cities don't have a lot to do and many are just downright unsafe if you're not careful.
User avatar #35 - welliguessitsaname (08/22/2015) [-]
animehunter

Prob bc underage
User avatar #36 - thefates (08/22/2015) [-]
But that's stupid from just what he said. Many people say school all the way up until the end of college. Hell he could even be in university.
#38 - welliguessitsaname (08/22/2015) [-]
#48 - thefates (08/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #11 - mattyjay (08/21/2015) [-]
Visit england and you will get to experience everything like that!

and some racism too
User avatar #66 - mattyjay (08/22/2015) [-]
No idea why I've been thumbed down lol

User avatar #64 - whatareyouon (08/22/2015) [-]
There's a hole in the world like a big black pit who are filled with people who are filled with shit and it's name is looooondoon~.
Why not go to Ireland instead much better.
User avatar #67 - mattyjay (08/22/2015) [-]
Ireland looks nice
User avatar #49 - fistings (08/22/2015) [-]
I knew a kid in high school that was a total faggot, I used to call him Matty Jay, and my dad used to call him Matty-Ice. kid was a total cunt, acted like he was hot shit all the time
User avatar #68 - mattyjay (08/22/2015) [-]
Have I done something wrong?
User avatar #69 - fistings (08/23/2015) [-]
I don't think so, unless you're the guy I'm talking about. I just like to share about the fuckbois I knew in high school
User avatar #70 - mattyjay (08/23/2015) [-]
Lol I reckon it's not me. I live in England and am definitely not 'hot shit' as much as i wish i was
User avatar #71 - fistings (08/23/2015) [-]
yeah, you're definitely not him. lol
#12 - whiteniggers (08/21/2015) [-]
stfu matt
#13 - mattyjay (08/21/2015) [-]
ok kane sorry
User avatar #7 - atoaster (08/21/2015) [-]
Be happy you were able to experience it, not sad because you did once.
User avatar #2 - mrblueftw (08/21/2015) [-]
move to Ethiopia for a year and come back
#10 - ...Did I just watch a man get murdered?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/21/2015 on knife attack defense +14
#52 - anon (08/21/2015) [-]
are you retarded?
#24 - anon (08/21/2015) [-]
its showing that there is really no way to stop a knife attacker, the movies show guys doing judo disarms but that's all bullshit
User avatar #15 - Tusura (08/21/2015) [-]
Zero blood.

My guess is it's a training knife that retracts into the handle.
User avatar #12 - truezen (08/21/2015) [-]
i certainly hope so
#27 - Y'all are thinking too literal about his words and can't get o… 08/16/2015 on Universal Race -3
#30 - Holy **** , I ******* loved that series so **… 08/16/2015 on Engineering Boner +5
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #16 - necrid (01/29/2015) [-]
So much homosexuality in one person.
User avatar #17 to #16 - homosexuality ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
Close, but I hold most of the gayness here.

I was going to post a reaction image, but over half my folder is filled of chicks with dicks. And while that's appropriate for the subject, I will abstain from posting porn on someone's profile just for being mentioned.
User avatar #14 - goodadventures (10/30/2014) [-]
r u hot
User avatar #15 to #14 - Petroleum (10/30/2014) [-]
wat
#13 - qazlord (09/30/2014) [-]
why is your name so much darker, yet only three months older?
#10 - zameckis (01/04/2013) [-]
greetings
User avatar #12 to #11 - zameckis (01/05/2013) [-]
how do you do on this fine day, sir/madam petroleum?
#2 - jedic (10/13/2012) [-]
www.mangareader.net/960-38182-1/umineko-no-naku-koro-ni-episode-x/chapter -1.html

I suggest reading this, if you haven't already.
#3 to #2 - Petroleum (10/13/2012) [-]
I have, it gave me all kinds of what the **** .
#4 to #3 - jedic (10/13/2012) [-]
The only thing that saddened me was the lack of Rika and Satako vs. Bern and Lambda. I loved Kinzo throughout the entire thing though.
#5 to #4 - Petroleum (10/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, that was disappointing, but hey, I got this picture out of it.
#6 to #5 - jedic (10/13/2012) [-]
Hm, just out of curiosity, have you started/read Higanbana and Rose Guns Days and if so which of the two did you like more? Personally I find RGDs to be a refreshing change from the normal grimdark that he tends to write, although the combination of Ryushiki and new art makes it somewhat laughable. I haven't even been able to get past the first couple pages of Higanbana just because it feels like it's being dark for being dark's sake.
#7 to #6 - Petroleum (10/13/2012) [-]
Nah, I haven't been keeping up with his work, though I might check out Rose Guns Days.
#8 to #7 - jedic (10/13/2012) [-]
Have a nice and wonderful day, good sir.
#9 to #8 - Petroleum (10/13/2012) [-]
Same to you, my good friend.
User avatar #1 - irwincardozo (07/25/2012) [-]
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