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#4 - Did you really need to translate that? I guessed that's exact…  [+] (1 new reply) 18 minutes ago on Google Translate 0
#5 - randomninerolls (13 minutes ago) [-]
Well ma tahay snowflake yar gaar ah oo aad.
#41 - Holy **** I could masturbate to this trailer. 39 minutes ago on "This is EVE" Trailer 0
#4 - Jesus ******* Christ on a goddamn stick being ana…  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on Darude Sandstorm +92
User avatar #7 - wearethemods (19 hours ago) [-]
She has a bubbly personality.
#55 - I've been collecting for only a little bit, maybe about a year… 23 hours ago on Bottle caps collection +2
#25 - I feel really bad about this because I realized a year ago tha… 11/21/2014 on Kids -1
#19 - Dafuq do you want. 11/19/2014 on Here. We. Go. +2
#34 - He also got a **** ton of flak from most of China… 11/19/2014 on Jackie chan's best day +2
#2 - So is there a backstory to this? Who's the guy in the shatter…  [+] (37 new replies) 11/15/2014 on Moon Knight vs. Deadpool 0
User avatar #3 - guardianatreyu (11/15/2014) [-]
Okay so Deadpool was hired to kill this hospitalized crime boss but Moon Knight, having turned over a new leaf, is trying to keep Deadpool from killing him. They fight a few times and end up in the carnival as you can see. Also the little bird man in the mirror shards is Khonsu, the Egyptian god of the Moon and Vengeance, who has been trying to get Moon Knight to kill again.
User avatar #5 - doubting (11/15/2014) [-]
I thought your boner over Moon Knight was BECAUSE he wholesale slaughtered people? Saying Batman was a pussy for NOT killing people.

But you're just going to call me a shitposter and delete this instead of responding (refrence: www.funnyjunk.com/Moon+knight+5+scarlet/funny-pictures/5350720/ ) right lubeworm and isnotezzay? So meh...

By the way, blocking comments by people who have opinions you disagree with and disabling anonymous comments? The joy of approaching an open venue such as this is to get honest opinion, if you fear that, tumblr's waiting for you
User avatar #6 - guardianatreyu (11/15/2014) [-]
I just like Moon Knight. He goes back to killing criminals anyway.

Having an opinion is fine, I won't delete that. But blantantly saying stuff just to get negative reactions won't stand with me. That ezzay fucker was a shitposter.
User avatar #11 - doubting (11/15/2014) [-]
It's fine to like something, but you have to understand the people in the rest of the world aren't you, they may differ in opinion. And the comments by worm and zzay were interesting arguments, you'd stated something like "Batman should have just killed the joker" among other things and they were talking about the motivation behind the principles that prevent such action, I think someone also called Moon Knight a Punisher knock-off.

Basically what irks me is your reaction was in violation of the spirit of funnyjunk, if someone's a shitposter, so be it, let the community reign down appropriate thumbs and yell at each other for feeding the troll. Don't delete people's comments, block them and disable anonymous, grow some thicker skin yo
User avatar #14 - guardianatreyu (11/15/2014) [-]
I was gonna keep his stuff posted even if I didn't agree with him, but I saw his profile which made him obviously a shitposer. So I deleted them thinking he's just saying shit to get negative thumbs.

Spirit of Funnyjunk? Really?

Fuck that, they're not getting what they wanted. I do block them. I have dozens upon dozens of shitposters blocked. Anonymous is pointless anyway.
#17 - ezzay (11/15/2014) [-]
>Anonymous is pointless
really? you fuckin serious?
#19 - guardianatreyu (11/15/2014) [-]
If you're gonna say something, say something. Don't be a pussy about it just to avoid getting down thumbed or some shit. Sure it's useful for people who don't have accounts, but it gives them more incentive to make one.
#21 - ezzay (11/15/2014) [-]
while that is true, sometimes its best to say something you believe in anomalously as it can subtract from other points you may wish to make latter in life. for instance I say the black population is out of control and stronger enforcement needs to be put in-place to protect those who are being directly affected by them, are you really going to listen to me say something about being anti-racism? also, sometimes having an account makes the comment far to easy for an ad hominem attack. you see the problem? Like in my case, instead of just refuting what I said, you looked at my account, and declared my a shit poster and silenced me. though I was shitposting, I still had an entire valid argument dismissed.
#27 - guardianatreyu (11/15/2014) [-]
It's the internet and you're anonymous until you start putting your info all over the place. The beauty of this site is that most people don't do that. So you're gonna be anonymous no matter what.
#31 - ezzay (11/15/2014) [-]
Purely anonymous. yes. as you can see from the guy that pulled that source from down bellow that shows just how well you deal with opposing points of view, with your name that tied you to your post. this isn't purely anonymous. I can still see your name is remember this conversation and pull up other conversations that show where you stand and help/hurt your argument. So while I don't know where you live, who you are, what you do, I can still remember that you said in your user-name.
#32 - guardianatreyu (11/15/2014) [-]
Oh no, someone knows something I said on the internet. They might *gulp* debate me.
#35 - ezzay (11/15/2014) [-]
More to the point use something you said that holds no weight in a current argument as an ad hominem attack. Like I stated before. So there is A need for an anonymous button.
#49 - aibu (11/15/2014) [-]
@guardianatreyu : dedpul beet mun nite ez pz I never knew someone named moon knight existed, though. Thanks for info

@ezzay : Where there is an opinion, there is a person.
An anonymous opinion isn't worth as much as a bucket of piss.
I'd rather someone rakes in one of my own older arguments and force it up my ass, than going anonymous.
But that's just my opinion.

There's no "need" for an anonymous button, only a want.
If people WANT to be anonymous, their opinion is, at the start, invalid, and I see them as inferior opinionists(is that even a word? Fuck it, I'll take it)
If, however, you stand the fuck up, grow some balls, and post your opinion while your username is 100% visible, I'll acknowledge someone elses opinion. If not, then I'll simply ignore them.

But since you're logged in, I'll acknowledge your opinion. But that won't stop me from making a counter argument.
I'm with Guardianatreyu on this whole debate thing you guys got going, but you've got your own opinions.
#53 - ezzay (11/16/2014) [-]
I get that, and agree with that in almost ever situation, even unfair situations. However, In situations that, Like guardians and mine first conversation, I was logged in, didn't like what I said, and banned my account from speaking. In such a situation, the only way I could express what a dingus he was being was anonymously. You make some very well points, and I respect that, and in any situation where speech isn't being shut off, you are 100% correct. However, In my situation, I was barred from stating my opinion because of his butt-hurt
User avatar #20 - doubting (11/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, don't be a pussy, make an account, you can do brave shit like ban users who disagree with you and delete comments that deplete from your happy
User avatar #23 - guardianatreyu (11/15/2014) [-]
You shut the hell up.
#29 - ezzay (11/15/2014) [-]
very ballsy. you sure showed him.
#13 - ezzay (11/15/2014) [-]
thank you. I actually had legitament arguments, even tho I used the wrong account.
User avatar #7 - ezzay (11/15/2014) [-]
#8 - guardianatreyu (11/15/2014) [-]
Well this is awkward.
#9 - ezzay (11/15/2014) [-]
Its fine, I shitpost with notezzay. Because it isn't me. However, it doesn't mean That moon knight is about the most unimaginative name i've ever heard for a superhero. Also I stand by every word I said on your post.
#10 - guardianatreyu (11/15/2014) [-]
I've heard lamer names but whatevs. Potassium.
#12 - ezzay (11/15/2014) [-]
Plus, He just seems like a superhero an edgy teenage would make. "He kills baddies and doesn't afraid of anything." well sometimes it is better, for the sake of others, to kill them, but that isn't a heroic thing to do. it doesn't allow change for the antagonist, it doesn't give them a chance to change their life.
#15 - guardianatreyu (11/15/2014) [-]
He's the avatar of a Egyptian God of the Moon and Vengeance. He kinda has to kill whether he wants to or not. Hell, in the series these panels are from, he stops killing criminals and tries to be heroic. Meanwhile Khonsu literally haunts him at every turn, telling him to kill.

Also really? Antagonist change? Yes let's look at all these villains in every comic ever and see just how many changed for the better.
#16 - ezzay (11/15/2014) [-]
it's not about IF the antagonists change, because they never do. Its about giving them the option to change. It it isn't about forcing them to be good, its leaving the door open for them to walk through. While like plot does seem kinda interesting, it seems to borrow heavily from the punisher, who isn't a superhero.
#18 - guardianatreyu (11/15/2014) [-]
Well that would only really work for common street thugs. Villains can't change. Usually when Moon Knight kills someone, it's someone that really freaking deserves it. He killed a formed S.H.I.E.L.D. agent that got blown up by an ied, kicked out, and was killing people in good shape then using their body parts to put himself back together. He took down a whole building of criminals who kidnapped a girl from her school. Maiming most of them but killing a good amount too. He took down but didn't kill a crazy police officer who attempted to kill him. He stopped an assassin from killing a foreign minister or something. He took down a dude who was performing sleep experiments and ended up hiding the body of one of his first patients. (That story was confusing to be honest.)

Yeah they're nothing alike except that they kill criminals.
User avatar #26 - guardianatreyu (11/15/2014) [-]
That's still a small amount compared to the plethora of villains in Marvel comics alone. While some have changed, most are still bad to the bone.
#22 - ezzay (11/15/2014) [-]
and while that's true, obviously he isn't going to have anywhere near the kinda physical experiences as punisher would have. There attitude and demeanor are very similar. MK doesn't want bad people to hurt good ones, Neither does Punisher. both decide the best way to handle certain overpowered bad guys is to kill them. What happens at that point, isthe hero is brought down to there level. resorting to the antagonists tactics to solve their problems.Take your own example, the guy klling people to remake his body. his issue is is missing something. so he kills people and takes what he is missing. so then MK uses his line of thought to take care of his problem too. how is he any different than the criminal, save for the morality of the outcome?
User avatar #25 - guardianatreyu (11/15/2014) [-]
Never said he was a beacon of heroism. Sure he stoops down to there level, but it's effective. It's gets the job done and no one would really fault him for it. Save for the other heroes. Even Punisher has a cop supporting what he does.
#28 - ezzay (11/15/2014) [-]
there is a reason that other hero's look down on him. because he is using tactics that bad guys use. this mean's he is neutral at best. sure he gets the job done and public support is relatively fine with him. because he does get the job done. that is good for every normal person. I wouldn't fault a police officer for gunning down a man in a shooting rampage, I'd even call him a hero. However, Superhero's have a higher responsibility than the local law enforcement. If a police officer could do the things that Moon Knight could and still opted to just flat out ice him, I would fault him. Because he was more powerful than him, and had the opportunity to control the situation and disregarded it. This is why he is neutral at best.
User avatar #30 - guardianatreyu (11/15/2014) [-]
He's more of chaotic good.

Most superheroes don't have angry god telling them to constantly kill bad guys.
#33 - ezzay (11/15/2014) [-]
...Yeah, I would agree with that. but still, his good/bad ratio is too high compared to other supers. That is what probably generates that discontent among the other ones. still though, his method's aren't something a superhero should do. Chaotic or not.
User avatar #34 - guardianatreyu (11/15/2014) [-]
Like it or not, he's skilled at what he does. Even Captain America knew this and he recruits him onto the Secret Avengers.
#36 - ezzay (11/15/2014) [-]
this is a red herring. He may be competent, and skillful. But he is still too Morally Lacking to deserve that title of super-hero. he may be super, but he isn't a hero.
User avatar #37 - guardianatreyu (11/15/2014) [-]
Then he's a vigilante.
#38 - ezzay (11/15/2014) [-]
Sure... Just like Punisher is.
#16 - That Young Justice one hurt.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2014 on Eh +5
User avatar #23 - fyaq (11/15/2014) [-]
Fuck young justice gimme back my original teen titans
User avatar #33 - freakstorm (11/15/2014) [-]
The original Teent Titans had run its course and had a timely ending.

YJ on the other hand was left on a total cliff hanger and its ending was totally uncalled for
#108 - Who does the labelling? I hope it's a council of old white me… 11/15/2014 on Sweden Yes 0

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User avatar #14 - goodadventures (10/30/2014) [-]
r u hot
User avatar #15 to #14 - Petroleum ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
#13 - qazlord ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
why is your name so much darker, yet only three months older?
#10 - zameckis (01/04/2013) [-]
#11 to #10 - Petroleum ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
Good day.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zameckis (01/05/2013) [-]
how do you do on this fine day, sir/madam petroleum?
#2 - jedic (10/13/2012) [-]
www.mangareader.net/960-38182-1/umineko-no-naku-koro-ni-episode-x/chapter -1.html

I suggest reading this, if you haven't already.
#3 to #2 - Petroleum ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
I have, it gave me all kinds of what the **** .
#4 to #3 - jedic (10/13/2012) [-]
The only thing that saddened me was the lack of Rika and Satako vs. Bern and Lambda. I loved Kinzo throughout the entire thing though.
#5 to #4 - Petroleum ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, that was disappointing, but hey, I got this picture out of it.
#6 to #5 - jedic (10/13/2012) [-]
Hm, just out of curiosity, have you started/read Higanbana and Rose Guns Days and if so which of the two did you like more? Personally I find RGDs to be a refreshing change from the normal grimdark that he tends to write, although the combination of Ryushiki and new art makes it somewhat laughable. I haven't even been able to get past the first couple pages of Higanbana just because it feels like it's being dark for being dark's sake.
#7 to #6 - Petroleum ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
Nah, I haven't been keeping up with his work, though I might check out Rose Guns Days.
#8 to #7 - jedic (10/13/2012) [-]
Have a nice and wonderful day, good sir.
#9 to #8 - Petroleum ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
Same to you, my good friend.
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