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Date Signed Up:1/02/2010
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#33 - That's why I usually only let rich white kids borrow money, th…  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Bully +1
User avatar #34 - rknight (10 hours ago) [-]
I went thru Cancer myself. Should of used that. Came into school bald and all. Coulda looked at them and screamed YOU DID THIS
#30 - I once had some guy rack up a $36 bill that way. He actually …  [+] (4 new replies) 10 hours ago on Bully +1
User avatar #32 - rknight (10 hours ago) [-]
Wish my borrowers did. If I could do it over again I'd be a freaking bank with interest rates and logs to tell who borrowed what. Have a little notebook that I'd have you sign when you borrowed and when you paid back. Borrowed 50 cents? No more till you pay that back and your credit goes to a dollar.

Can't tell you how many times those same people when I refused to loan them because they didn't payback were all "WTF BRO I TOTALLY DID YESTERDAY"

I was here. And no you didn't. I know because you asked me yesterday too. Go away.
#63 - needsauceadmisblan (4 hours ago) [-]
i did that in middle school i was the schools makeshift jew, i did learn the true value of money however through this. i think my grandpa would be proud of me for learning that lesson.
User avatar #33 - Petroleum (10 hours ago) [-]
That's why I usually only let rich white kids borrow money, they don't want to start drama over fiddy cents.

Or you can guilt trip them, saying that the fifty cents they borrowed caused debilitating bone cancer in you mother's right shin and now you can't pay for the doctor because of it.
User avatar #34 - rknight (10 hours ago) [-]
I went thru Cancer myself. Should of used that. Came into school bald and all. Coulda looked at them and screamed YOU DID THIS
#2 - In other news, Iron Man has run out of ideas for Iron Man suit… 12/22/2014 on Recycled Hubcaps 0
#191 - Joke's on you, I read up until Kansas and THEN scrolled to my state. 12/22/2014 on United School of America -1
#6 - If anyone's curious, the title is Bruce Lee kicks your butt. 12/22/2014 on 李小龙踢你的屁股 +3
#95 - Not only do they reject peer review and evidence provided, the… 12/19/2014 on Begging for Crucifixion 0
#53 - **** ***** , I tried the same exact t… 12/18/2014 on Spoopy fears comp part 6 +3
#41 - Technological Assimilation Aww shiieet, … 12/18/2014 on Super powers +1
#30 - Ah, Kamen Rider, none of your series make any ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on When Everyone's an Epic... +1
#38 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure the fruit one is themed on gambling. Also makes no fucking sense.
#83 - So that's where that ******* gif comes from.... 12/16/2014 on Friends was a good show +1

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User avatar #14 - goodadventures (10/30/2014) [-]
r u hot
User avatar #15 to #14 - Petroleum ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
wat
#13 - qazlord (09/30/2014) [-]
why is your name so much darker, yet only three months older?
#10 - zameckis (01/04/2013) [-]
greetings
#11 to #10 - Petroleum ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
Good day.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zameckis (01/05/2013) [-]
how do you do on this fine day, sir/madam petroleum?
#2 - jedic (10/13/2012) [-]
www.mangareader.net/960-38182-1/umineko-no-naku-koro-ni-episode-x/chapter -1.html

I suggest reading this, if you haven't already.
#3 to #2 - Petroleum ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
I have, it gave me all kinds of what the **** .
#4 to #3 - jedic (10/13/2012) [-]
The only thing that saddened me was the lack of Rika and Satako vs. Bern and Lambda. I loved Kinzo throughout the entire thing though.
#5 to #4 - Petroleum ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, that was disappointing, but hey, I got this picture out of it.
#6 to #5 - jedic (10/13/2012) [-]
Hm, just out of curiosity, have you started/read Higanbana and Rose Guns Days and if so which of the two did you like more? Personally I find RGDs to be a refreshing change from the normal grimdark that he tends to write, although the combination of Ryushiki and new art makes it somewhat laughable. I haven't even been able to get past the first couple pages of Higanbana just because it feels like it's being dark for being dark's sake.
#7 to #6 - Petroleum ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
Nah, I haven't been keeping up with his work, though I might check out Rose Guns Days.
#8 to #7 - jedic (10/13/2012) [-]
Have a nice and wonderful day, good sir.
#9 to #8 - Petroleum ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
Same to you, my good friend.
User avatar #1 - irwincardozo (07/25/2012) [-]
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