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Pestilence

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:11/13/2010
Last Login:7/03/2015
Location:Nebraska
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Content Ranking:#8242
Comment Ranking:#5202
Highest Content Rank:#658
Highest Comment Rank:#4781
Content Thumbs: 4708 total,  5185 ,  477
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Content Level Progress: 27% (27/100)
Level 145 Content: Faptastic → Level 146 Content: Faptastic
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Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:7
Content Views:76540
Times Content Favorited:548 times
Total Comments Made:744
FJ Points:6430
You cannot hope to fathom the depth of my being, for I am as infinite as the mind itself.

latest user's comments

#10 - The ******* title. Kudos. 12/24/2013 on Rock-blocked +2
#80 - Actually, it is a Satanic symbol. Inverting the Latin cross …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2013 on I dislike satanists -6
User avatar #97 - mrselfdestruct (12/24/2013) [-]
correction: an upside-down crucifix is the satanic symbol
crucifix = cross with Jesus on it
cross = no Jesus on it
User avatar #98 - Pestilence (12/24/2013) [-]
They are both commonly used and viewed as Satanic symbols.
#56 - Defacing a grave like that isn't funny; it's ****** up. 12/22/2013 on Funny Comp +14
#88 - Galaxy Note 3 master race. 12/22/2013 on clever siri -1
#64 - It is.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2013 on oohhhwaahhaaa 0
#66 - szymonf (12/19/2013) [-]
Turns out I don't know how to spell his last name
#58 - That's Wing Chun.  [+] (7 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Kung Fu With Love +5
#76 - hurzg (12/19/2013) [-]
I thought his name was Donny Yen.
User avatar #72 - therror (12/19/2013) [-]
finally someone recognized... practisioner of 5 years here
User avatar #67 - spiceycoughdrop (12/19/2013) [-]
Agreed but for the record, Wing Chun is a form of Kung Fu lol
User avatar #77 - hiyorin (12/19/2013) [-]
no shit.
User avatar #78 - spiceycoughdrop (12/19/2013) [-]
Don't see you pointing it out. Besides it's not as obvious to others asit is us.
User avatar #79 - hiyorin (12/19/2013) [-]
I'll point something out when someone asks, I don't want to slap my internet dick on someone's internet face when they don't ask for it.
User avatar #82 - spiceycoughdrop (12/19/2013) [-]
Just putting the little factoid out there. If you honestly perceive every bit of random and/or voluntary information as 'egotistical', then you're the one with the problem.
#35 - Bruce Lee is one of my role models in life, based on his philo…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/19/2013 on oohhhwaahhaaa +5
User avatar #91 - thisistheguy (12/19/2013) [-]
Jean-Claude motherfucking Van Damme I love this movie
User avatar #63 - szymonf (12/19/2013) [-]
That looks like a very young Jean Claude Van Dam
User avatar #64 - Pestilence (12/19/2013) [-]
It is.
#66 - szymonf (12/19/2013) [-]
Turns out I don't know how to spell his last name
#1186 - Look at their hair and eye color, among other similarities. … 12/19/2013 on Thanks FJ 0
#19 - "Hue hue hue" 12/13/2013 on When trees attack 0
#12 - Comment deleted 12/12/2013 on Ravens +1
#74 - Lol I like to think that I come off as a nice, decent… 12/02/2013 on "cas-get-into-my-ass" 0
#72 - Easy there Dexter.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2013 on "cas-get-into-my-ass" -1
User avatar #73 - Spavaloo (12/02/2013) [-]
Please.

I'm not dumb enough to think I can get away with murder. Not in a country with a decent police system.
User avatar #74 - Pestilence (12/02/2013) [-]
Lol

I like to think that I come off as a nice, decent person, because I am always smiling and am in a cheerful mood, but when it comes to offering words of comfort or a shoulder to cry on, I draw a blank.
#41 - First time I've actually laughed out loud. 12/02/2013 on get on his level 0
#381 - Found the dog abuser.  [+] (28 new replies) 11/30/2013 on The Right Choice +3
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#418 - Rascal (11/30/2013) [-]
Are you viewing this from a legal standpoint, or an ethical standpoint?
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User avatar #424 - ubercookieboy (11/30/2013) [-]
Welp, from a legal standpoint. It IS illegal. Since the animal is considered property and taking it is theft.

From an ethical standpoint, it is justified. The dog was suffering and it needed to be relocated.
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User avatar #426 - ubercookieboy (11/30/2013) [-]
I am arguing under the assumption that OP is telling the truth and is well informed.

I am not contending you on legal perspectives. Those are set in stone and clearly understandable. I do not respect them in the slightest.

Ethically speaking, just because it is objective doesn't mean it's any less valid. If you explained the dogs situation to any animal lover they would take the same stance as I do.
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User avatar #428 - ubercookieboy (11/30/2013) [-]
If you aint an animal lover. Fine, that is just your nature. I won't question you about it. But understand that some of us do like animals; some of us even view them as equals. They are living beings just like us. If their well being is threatened we come to their aid and damn any law that prohibits us from doing so.
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#448 - dandyhandy (11/30/2013) [-]
Wrong.
Behaviorists and psychologists have proven time and time again that dogs have nearly identical brain chemistry to us, and experience complex emotions almost exactly the way we do.
User avatar #431 - ubercookieboy (11/30/2013) [-]
Just as much as there is no evidence indicating a lack of emotion or sentience.
#449 - dandyhandy (11/30/2013) [-]
Do not accept what he says as fact.
Go research it yourself before you have this argument again so that you don't allow someone a head up in an argument when they are clearly wrong. There is a TON of evidence for sentience in many animals, especially dogs.
User avatar #450 - ubercookieboy (11/30/2013) [-]
You responded to the wrong dude.
#451 - dandyhandy (11/30/2013) [-]
No, I didn't.
You basically said that it was true that there is no evidence of emotion, but that there wasn't any evidence against it, either.
In reality, there is evidence for both. It has been proven time and time again that they DO have sentience, which is used as evidence against the idea of a lack of sentience.
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User avatar #439 - ubercookieboy (11/30/2013) [-]
Then I will speak out of experience.

I've bonded with many animals. Take dogs for example. They have their own personality, their own temperament, they hate certain things and love certain things, they even have kinks just like us.

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User avatar #445 - annogram (11/30/2013) [-]
unsupported argument with implausible premises and no logical deduction.
User avatar #442 - ubercookieboy (11/30/2013) [-]
Instinctive feelings are the most genuine emotions, just as much as empathy.


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User avatar #444 - ubercookieboy (11/30/2013) [-]
I dare you to say that to every person who's owned a lot of pets in their life
#400 - bigrog (11/30/2013) [-]
A) If you don't like the site then stop using it. No one hear will miss your poor attempts at trolling

B) Because his opinion is contrary to yours its not his own opinion. So what your saying is anyone who disagrees is a brainwashed zombie and that only your opinion is your own. There's some fine logic right there

C) All ad hominem does is show you have no actual argument
#406 - iviagic has deleted their comment.
#395 - Jesusnipples (11/30/2013) [-]
You're allowed to form your own opinions, and we're allowed to dislike you based on your opinions

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#403 - iviagic has deleted their comment.
#410 - Jesusnipples (11/30/2013) [-]
I didn't say your opinion was wrong, I said that I disagree with it. I'm aware that opinions can't be wrong, and I'm not accusing you of being wrong. I'm just pointing out the fact that you're the minority here, so you don't get to be surprised when people bitch at you
#414 - iviagic has deleted their comment.
User avatar #416 - Jesusnipples (11/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, I was agreeing with you. That's pretty much how opinions work, I'm sorry that this is news to you(?) Anyway, I must be off now, it's been fun chatting, have fun attempting to piss off the rest of the people on this page

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#44 - I wish to share some of the most beautiful French music I know… 11/29/2013 on Il peut frick français... 0
#75 - Because it's a very specific sound. He uses an AxeFX II for hi… 11/29/2013 on Get Wrecked 0
#73 - It's called a backing track. You don't see him playin…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2013 on Get Wrecked 0
User avatar #74 - vicsix (11/29/2013) [-]
Then how can you say you know he's not playing a bass?
User avatar #75 - Pestilence (11/29/2013) [-]
Because it's a very specific sound. He uses an AxeFX II for his guitar tones. It's just a lower octave, clean version of what he plays at 1:02.
#71 - I know. That's him slapping his 8 string.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/29/2013 on Get Wrecked 0
User avatar #72 - vicsix (11/29/2013) [-]
But the guy playing the 8 string guitar isn't moving his hands nearly enough for the bass in the background, and his notes are in perfect sync with the guitar notes being played.
User avatar #73 - Pestilence (11/29/2013) [-]
It's called a backing track.

You don't see him playing the drums, either.
User avatar #74 - vicsix (11/29/2013) [-]
Then how can you say you know he's not playing a bass?
User avatar #75 - Pestilence (11/29/2013) [-]
Because it's a very specific sound. He uses an AxeFX II for his guitar tones. It's just a lower octave, clean version of what he plays at 1:02.
#62 - And to think, the vast majority of highschoolers in the States… 11/28/2013 on The importance of school 0
#68 - That "bassist" is Drewsif Stallin, the guy that wrot…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/28/2013 on Get Wrecked 0
User avatar #70 - vicsix (11/29/2013) [-]
Listen at the beginning. The bassist.
User avatar #71 - Pestilence (11/29/2013) [-]
I know. That's him slapping his 8 string.
User avatar #72 - vicsix (11/29/2013) [-]
But the guy playing the 8 string guitar isn't moving his hands nearly enough for the bass in the background, and his notes are in perfect sync with the guitar notes being played.
User avatar #73 - Pestilence (11/29/2013) [-]
It's called a backing track.

You don't see him playing the drums, either.
User avatar #74 - vicsix (11/29/2013) [-]
Then how can you say you know he's not playing a bass?
User avatar #75 - Pestilence (11/29/2013) [-]
Because it's a very specific sound. He uses an AxeFX II for his guitar tones. It's just a lower octave, clean version of what he plays at 1:02.
#28 - Behold, my favorite cover of this song I strongly rec…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/27/2013 on Get Wrecked +3
#63 - flapz (11/27/2013) [-]
much better than the original but I still don't like the song...

thanks for the video though
User avatar #61 - vicsix (11/27/2013) [-]
That bassist is going harder than a pedophile in a nursery.
User avatar #68 - Pestilence (11/28/2013) [-]
That "bassist" is Drewsif Stallin, the guy that wrote all of the instrumentals.

It's not a bass; it's an 8-string guitar.
User avatar #70 - vicsix (11/29/2013) [-]
Listen at the beginning. The bassist.
User avatar #71 - Pestilence (11/29/2013) [-]
I know. That's him slapping his 8 string.
User avatar #72 - vicsix (11/29/2013) [-]
But the guy playing the 8 string guitar isn't moving his hands nearly enough for the bass in the background, and his notes are in perfect sync with the guitar notes being played.
User avatar #73 - Pestilence (11/29/2013) [-]
It's called a backing track.

You don't see him playing the drums, either.
User avatar #74 - vicsix (11/29/2013) [-]
Then how can you say you know he's not playing a bass?
User avatar #75 - Pestilence (11/29/2013) [-]
Because it's a very specific sound. He uses an AxeFX II for his guitar tones. It's just a lower octave, clean version of what he plays at 1:02.
#30 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 11/25/2013 on But what can we do to fix... +1
User avatar #82 - tittentei (11/25/2013) [-]
thats such a porly placed knife

it's not gonna do anything
User avatar #48 - thisotherdude (11/25/2013) [-]
Fuck you nature! I'm tired of your shit.
User avatar #37 - mrgreatnamess (11/25/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah, humanity
#142 - Lately I've really been into Black Metal. My mood is ever-chan… 11/23/2013 on *judging intensifies* +1
#52 - If we're taking about the gamer master race, then sure, I agre… 11/22/2013 on Organized +1
#128 - >Implying someone would choose having themselves thrust int…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2013 on Pick your poison +2
User avatar #155 - noideawhatimdoing (11/22/2013) [-]
**the resident evil zombies arent JUST slow mindless zombies.. they can run/jog but also lets not forget the mutations like the puppy dogs, NEMISIS, and other stellar fuckery

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User avatar #2 - TrollfaceLawl (11/22/2010) [-]
Well **** you faggot I'm sorry my comment bothered you so much.
User avatar #3 to #2 - Pestilence ONLINE (11/22/2010) [-]
Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut?
User avatar #1 - Boombawkz (11/22/2010) [-]
Epic, you are rank 1337 on content.
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