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Pestilence

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:11/13/2010
Last Login:4/24/2015
Location:Nebraska
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Content Ranking:#2818
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Highest Content Rank:#658
Highest Comment Rank:#4781
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Times Content Favorited:547 times
Total Comments Made:672
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You cannot hope to fathom the depth of my being, for I am as infinite as the mind itself.

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#40 - It better not be. That show was my **** every morning …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2015 on 2lwd4mE +6
#114 - sociocat (04/18/2015) [-]
I BET THERE GONNA GIVE IT BOOBS SO PEOPLE WILL WATCH
#94 - fefe (04/18/2015) [-]
"THESE GODDAMN ANIME NERDS BETTER KEEP THEIR HANDS OFF OF MY GODDAMN ANIME"
#26 - You're welcome.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2015 on For you bibliophiles +10
User avatar #64 - dlman (04/18/2015) [-]
Umm, actually I agree with >>#39.
I found all the textbooks I need for my upcoming year on thriftbooks and will save around $70 compared to chegg.

Fuck Chegg.
User avatar #39 - theimmortalemperor (04/18/2015) [-]
Fuck Chegg.
#199 - This is conscience. This is why we're tirelessly tryi… 04/14/2015 on Mark Twain 0
#42 - Vocal laughter came from my mouth. Thumb.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2015 on They hatin' +1
#70 - fefe (04/07/2015) [-]
*fixed
#50 - Yes. 04/07/2015 on So There! +5
#156 - And then it grows up and you learn the Ancient Language and be…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/07/2015 on Dragon thoughts +7
#225 - megayoming (04/07/2015) [-]
>dragon bro and yourself all happy and shit
>edgy empire be all like fuck you
>old story teller man be wizard and saves your sorry ass
>learn hows to be mystical and have plebles float
>go meet old man who thought story man was pepsi
>leave city to go and kill edgy bird people
>attacked by ebil goat horned people
>dragon is pissed off that it has to hide its Majestic body
>story bro sacrifices himself to save you
>meet edgy rich emo kid
>secret plot twist that he be your half brother and story man was dad
>dragon knew the whole damn time
>body is mutilated by collective evil spirits
>uncurable problem
>dragons say how about no
>you is the dragon elf man with eyes that scare people
>learn about plot and father/half brother
>half brother be edgy emo and was not dead
>mfw My life was all a great lie and the events that transpired were dictated by an entity far more powerful


Eragon would of joined the empire if they asked but those edgy bird insects ruined it.
User avatar #164 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2015) [-]
I like that book. but the games and movies are fucking horrible
User avatar #159 - vortexrain (04/07/2015) [-]
And leave your homeland forever.
User avatar #186 - whycanticaps (04/07/2015) [-]
and your brother betrays you
User avatar #198 - Mr Ronok (04/07/2015) [-]
but in the end actually helps sort of and redeems himself
#7 - Picture 04/03/2015 on Chris Farley +1
#123 - That ******* feel when she said Nebraska. I li…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2015 on Crazy neighbor freaked out... 0
User avatar #132 - saioko (04/03/2015) [-]
If it makes you feel any better, Nebraska's laws on recording a conversation say that as long as one party of the conversation has given consent its not illegal, and since OP was obviously part of the "conversation" it isn't illegal. And as far as i know there's no laws restricting the video recording outside of a place of expected privacy Bathrooms, changing rooms, bedrooms, locker rooms and the like
#15 - I didn't read it, but for some reason this reminded me of All …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Rover Red Charlie part 2 0
#16 - shiphotel (03/27/2015) [-]
except with a lot more death and murder but only slightly
#21 - I'm not sure I've ever seen a pony post get so many green thumbs. 03/18/2015 on Thanks mom 0

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User avatar #2 - TrollfaceLawl (11/22/2010) [-]
Well **** you faggot I'm sorry my comment bothered you so much.
User avatar #3 to #2 - Pestilence (11/22/2010) [-]
Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut?
User avatar #1 - Boombawkz (11/22/2010) [-]
Epic, you are rank 1337 on content.
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